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==[[Halo: Combat Evolved]]==

*"Oh, God! I recognize that one! That was Bob!" - [[Chips Dubbo]] upon killing a [[Human Combat Form]].

*"One down, a billion to go." - After killing an [[Elite Major]].

*"Do you know how to drive?" - [[Warthog]] gunner or passenger after jumping off a hill and failing to land on four wheels.

*"Uh, that thing on the left is the brake..." - When the [[John-117|Master Chief]] is driving the [[Warthog]].

*YOU KNOW THAT THING ON THE LEFT! IT'S THE BRAKE!" -When the Chief drives the Warthog badly.

*"Hey, did you hear that?" - When a [[Covenant]] soldier sneaks up behind a [[Marine]].

*"What, the Covie behind you or me shitting my pants?" - After killing the [[Covenant]], in response to above.

*"Aw, come on, that tickled!" - When shooting a Sergeant while rampant.

*"See that? Next time, you guys can help!" - When a [[Marine]] kills a [[Covenant]].

*"How do you like that?" - When a [[Marine]] kills a [[Covenant]].

*"Hope you brought some butter, 'cause you're about to get fried!"

*"Fire in the hole!" - Throwing a [[Grenade]].

*"Good one!"

*"(Now), who's your daddy?" Reference to [[IWHBYD]].

*"Get your own! I saw it first!"

*"Get outta the way!"

*"Yep. He's dead."

*"Killzilla!" - When getting into the gunner seat of a Warthog.

*"That one is room temperature"

'''When [[Marines]] kill a large group of [[Covenant]], they cheerily say:'''

*"Get clear!"

*"Move, knucklehead(s), MOVE!!!"

'''When [[Marines]] hear a gunshot unexpectedly, they say:'''

*"Where'd he come from?!"

*"Well I didn't like him either but DAMN!"

'''But, when you kill too many allies, [[Marines]] will say:'''

* "All clear over here."

* "Nothing over here."

* "Where they go?"

* "Nobody on this side."

* "Hang in there, buddy."

* "We need a medic over here!"

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==[[Halo 2]]==

|content = *"Don't worry [[Cortana]]! I'll get you out of there!" -When the player is killed.

*"Wheee, that was fun, never do that again." When the Chief flips the hog.

*"What am I supposed to do with this, scratch my back?" When a power weapon is traded for a much weaker weapon.

*"Awww damn it, I forgot the plan, oh yeah, KILL THE ALIENS" - Random response to you staring at a [[Marine]] for a long period of time.

*"STUPID BUGGAH!" - Response to a [[Marine]] getting wounded.

*Sometimes, the Marine Will Continue the above statement with "And you're forgotten. I don't even remember your name.

*"Elite, my ass, amigo!" - Marine mocking.

*"I hope you brought a suit, mate!"

*"Where'd you learn to drive? (Tijuana?)" - When Master Chief drives badly.

*"He isn't ''that'' tall..."-Said on Cairo Station when they see the Chief.

*"You fought in the war?"-Addressing Chief.

*"Are you sure [[Cortana]]'s not helping you, mate?" - Australian [[Marine]].

*"Take off your mask; you can't be that ugly!" - [[Marine]] to a [[Grunt]].

*"I kill you, [[Grunt]]!" - [[Marine]].

*"Bloody bastards!" - Australian [[Marine]].

*"Nice smilin' and all, but you still owe me 20 bucks." - Said during momentary lull in fighting.

*"I'm not scared of you! Oh, wait, I am" - said to enemy [[Elite]]/[[Brute]].

*"You can run, but you can't hide...." - [[Marine]] [[Sniper]].

*"Keep going, slackers." - Marine.

*"Hey, here's more souvenirs for you to take back home!" - Shooting a dead enemy.

*"Don't stop now, [[John-117|Chief]]!"

*"Uh... Okay." - If given a better weapon.

*"Are you sure about this, sir?" - When given a better weapon.

*"Grand time to carry out your checks!" - In combat.

*"Well, I knew you'd be there, didn't I?" - When finds a hostile.

*"Happy Birthday, Sunshine!"-Throwing a grenade.

*"(Jokingly) Come get me! I'm just a little coward!(Normal) No, really, I am! Ha-ha-ha!"

*"Your funeral, Sir."-Smiling when you give the Marine a better weapon.

*"Erm ... you might wanna wash that first," - Said when you give a marine a better weapon.

*"So, um...are you and Cortana are in love?" - When you stare at the Marine. (Rare)

*"You sure Cortana's not helping him aim?" When you make a headshot with a scoped weapon with or without zooming in.

*"We can kill it together."

*"Have we tried reasoning with them?"

*"And everybody was kung fu fighting." Said by a marine on the level [[Outskirts]] after killing a [[Grunt]]. (a reference to the Carl Douglas song)

*"Bam! Spice that up a notch!" (in reference to Emeril.)

*"I dunno who glassed Reach, but it sure wasn't you girl scouts!" when firing on Grunts from the building on Outskirts.

*"I dunno who glassed Reach, But it sure wasn't you stupid Bastards!!" again on Outskirts

*"Hey, ugly,nice lips!" has to be said by a female marine to trigger the next quote.

*"Do those things even know what you're saying?" said by another nearby female marine.

*"Relax, that's why there's hot nurses." when a marine panics over an injury.

*Chief! Are you gonna let it talk like that about your mother?" Rare. With or without Skull. But possible without skull as well.

*"Peekaboo, come on, stick your head out..." said by a female marine on Regret.

*"I got a bloodthirsty cyborg, what do you got?" said when you kill Covenant on Outskirts

*"Dyno-MITE!" - when throwing a frag grenade, a reference to the TV show ''Good Times'' and the catchphrase of character J. J. Evans

*"Hey, I'm not the one who blew up their sacred ring!" - when stared at for a while. Rare.

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Note: Some of these become more frequent with the [[IWHBYD|IWHBYD skull]] activated. For a list of Marine quotes that become more frequent with the Skull go [[IWHBYD#Marines|here]]

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*"Chief! Shiny!" - ''Firefly''/''Serenity'' reference. IWHBYD not needed.

*"Say hello to my little friend!" - ''Scarface'' reference, IWHBYD not needed, though rare.

*"Chief, come stand in front of me!"

*"Oh, you're a real comedian aren't ya? Here's a joke for you..."

*"[[Brutes|They]] remind me of Wookiees. You know, from ''Star Wars''?...Nothing?! Ah, forget it. It's for kids." - [[Gunnery Sergeant Reynolds]] to the [[John-117|Chief]].

*"It's not a toy, it's a freakin' grenade!" - Said when the player throws a grenade in their direction- IWHBYD possibly required.

*"I call Shotgun!" you have to be in sight of the vehicle.

*"Crikey, what are you, schoolgirls, girl scouts!?"

*"Ya know, I really like my job way too much."

*"Oh, you big, beautiful doll!"-Female [[Marine]].

*"Stupid pants!"

*"Take a picture. it'll last longer." If you remove a Machine gun from the Turret. IWHBYD required.

*"Thanks for nothing!" when given a weapon they previously used.

*"Don't worry. I'll get this to your girlfriend." to a dead [[marine]].

*"His mama must have felt that one!"

*"Cut the Chatter!"

*"Get it off! Get it off!"-after being stuck. IWBHYD needed.

*"Get down and be safe, that's all I'm saying."

*"Let's see if I can hit you from here."

*"I think I saw my life flash before my eyes."

*"What's up, [[Chief]]?"- 'Loony Toons' reference.

*"Advance!"

*"On the Double!"

*"Great, now, I just peed my pants!"

*"You giant doorknob!"-said to Brutes.

*"I heard their main weakness is bananas; do we have any bananas?-said by marine making fun of Brutes.

*"You ready to do this?"

*"Yeah, I'm with you."

*"Oly Oly Oxen Free!" -most probably a reference to the secret "call" that Dr. Halsey and the Spartan's share.

*"Hold your line; they're charging!"

*"Put down that jelly doughnut!"-IWHBYD needed.

*"Dude, you got some socks I can have?"

*"Time for medicine!"

*"You got it."

*"Come on, that was great!"

*"Oh, looky here."

*"Chief, we saved some for you!"

*"Sen-effing-sational." - Australian [[Marine]].

*"I am sore, and tired, and ready for vengeance!" - [[ODST]] on the [[The Ark (Level)|Ark]]. [[IWHBYD]] possibly needed.

*"Hey, man, I'll take good care of your girlfriend!" - Unknown [[IWHBYD]] needed, [[Crow's Nest (Level)|Crow's Nest]].

*"I'm pissed.  I just started my cycle and I am out of tampons!" - Female marine, Unknown [[IWHBYD]] needed.

'''Scripted dialog'''

*"Little bastard stung me!"-the Ark

'''Miscellaneous nonscripted dialog'''

*I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence!" IWHBYD required obviously

*"Let's check the guest list. Anyone left?

*"Tonight, we dine in Hell." Female Marine, reference to ''300''.*

*"[[Jiralhanae|Brutes]]? They're just big kittens with nail guns!"

*"How do you like them artifacts?"

*"This is Sparta!" Reference to ''300''.*

*"Where's the [[Bubble Shield]]? I saw the [[John-117|Chief]] deployed one!" When a [[Marine]] is under heavy fire and when the [[John-117|Master Chief]] ''does'' deploy a [[Bubble Shield]] somewhere else.*

'''When you show up'''

*”Did you go somewhere? And why didn't you bring back two?" Pete Stacker upon seeing you.

'''When you leave'''

*"Remember, if you need any tips on fighting the [[Covenant]], I'm the expert.”

*"They're undead, they're slimy, they're stinky. I hate them.” Flood

*"Bantha Foxtrot!" A homage to Star Wars.*

*"You'd think space-faring monkeys would've taken a shower, too."

*"I am going to rip off your arms and play bongos on your head!" said by ODST

*"I want nothing but smoke and butts!"

*"We gotta blow their asses off, low-life bastards. Blow all their Grunt and Brute asses right off!”

*"Chief, could you kill all those things? That would REALLY be nice."

*"Oh, look: it's the enemy."

*"I wanna go home now. Look at that!"

*"I'm going to rip out your beating heart, and show it to your dying eyes!"-Said by an ODST.

'''When a Brute goes berserk'''

*"He's gone mental!"

*"Ow, ow, GOD it feels worse then getting shot!"- Said if punched multiple times, IWHBYD possibly needed.

'''When one kills an enemy'''

*"I was gonna [[Corpse Humping|'bag]] on that corpse, but I didn't think you guys wanted to see it."*

*"This is as easy as punching children... Not that I have ever done that before...."*

'''When you kill an enemy'''

*"Whoa! You know Kung Fu?" melee kill*

*"He's tearing them to pieces!"  multi-kill

*"He got a Killing Spree!"  multi-kill*

*"Chief, can I be your friend?"

*"You should do that, like, all the time!" - When blowing up enemies with a [[M808B Scorpion MBT|Tank]] or [[Grenades]].

*"Thanks for killing the big scary guy/thingy!" [[Campaign Scoring|150-point]] enemy*

*"Now that's what ''I'' call ''Rambo''!" multi-kill*  

*"Wow, is it's head really as soft as you made it seem?" (After killing an enemy by way of a melee to the face)

'''When you [[Janitor|kill-steal]]'''

*"Hey, I'm working on my record!”

*"Damn, I almost got an Achievement!"*

*"You know what?  I only signed on to this for a college credit and a down payment on a car, but that was pretty exciting."

*"Oh, man! Did you see that?! [[Drones|Those Bugs]] just came down like, Zee-Zwee-Zawam! And we just like, bam-bam. And then, the [[John-117|Chief]] came and it's just Shum-shum, bang bang, BOOM! And now, the [[Drones|Buggers]] are all dead! It was amazing!" When all [[Yanme'e|Drones]] have been killed as the Master Chief returns to the ops-center*

*"They were all like, 'We're gonna take over Earth!' and we're all like, 'Eat these grenades!

*"All right, everybody, take five... seconds."

*"I guess we showed them who wears the pants on this planet!"

*"Dude!... I think I leveled up!"

'''When you [[Corpse Humping|tea bag]] a dead enemy'''

*"Chief! Stop humping that corpse, you know better."

*"He took cover. Flush him out!"  if the Marine loses the line of fire

*"We need to grenade their position"

*"Boy, the uglier they are, the harder they fall."

*"Suck it!"

*"That's it! Now, you're a dead man!"

*"DIE, DIE, DIE!"

*"I throw like a girl." - When a [[Marines|Marine]] throws a [[Grenade]] and it misses.

'''When you fire on a Marine'''

*"Someone, get me some morphine!"

**"Oh, shut up and start shootin'!"

'''When you give a Marine a good weapon'''

*"Aw! And it isn't even my birthday yet."

*"Wow, it's not even my birthday!"

'''When you give a Marine a bad weapon'''

*"Uh...okay, what the hell am I suppose to do with this now!?"

*"Thanks...I guess.”

'''When you kill 3 or more allies'''

*"Kill him, he's a traitor!"

*"Stop him, Stop him now!!"

*"Oh, no! They killed that alien dude! What's his name, the Arbitrator, or somethin'..."  [[Thel 'Vadam|Arbiter]]

*"We were told we could kick some ass here."

*"Don't worry; I'll make sure your family gets these"

*"''Semper Fi'', bro....''Semper Fi''..."

'''When you die'''

*"Oh, man...did the [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]] just get wasted!?" - When the [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]] dies in [[Co-op]]*

*"Hey, I thought [[Spartans]] never died."*

*"Dude, back off. That may work on the chicks, but not on me."

*"There isn't any milk coming out of these, so turn away.”

*"*non understandable Chinese* I wish I was someone else right now!" - ''Firefly'' reference, Alan Tudyk marine on [[The Ark]]. The same exact quote is spoked in an episode of firefly. IWHBYD required, rare.

*"Either kiss me, or go away"- IWHBYD possibly required

'''Vehicle related'''

*"Drive, Dumbass!" - If you stop moving while being shot at. IWHBYD required

*"Gimme a better angle!"-Marine in turret.

''Entering passenger''

*"Come on, everybody, let's get in!"

*"Shotgun, SHOTGUN!!, One must say it in sight of the vehicle!" IWHBYD required

''Manning a turret''

*"Why is this thing so damn loud!?" After extended firing, possibly a [[Red vs Blue]] reference

*"This thing tears stuff up!"

''Unmanning a turret''

*"You're a better shot anyway."

*"Yes sir Master Chief, sir."

''When you drive well''

*"You drive crazy! A good kind of crazy."

*"Let's see if the airbag works.”

*"My sister had the same problem before I taught her how to drive a stick."

''When you ramp-jump''

*"Na-nana-na nananana" -(to the tune of the Duke of Hazzard's horn the Robert E. Lee)

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|content = *"Unless you're digging a grave back there, you're wasting my time."-Female Marine

*"Hey, I've got a live one!"

*"Don't play with it, soldier."

*"That's right, that just happened!"

*"Here's an idea, put down the gun, and go hug it!" - When you shoot a marine.

*"Everyone, buckle up! It's the law." - When [[Marines]] board a vehicle.

*"I actually have really good motor skills..." - Upon kicking a [[Marine]] out of the driver's seat of a [[Warthog]].

*"Why, what's wrong with it?" - When giving a stronger weapon.

*"Let's go, [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]] dude!" - If idle too long, and [[Marine]] approaches the [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]].

*"Hey, you're the perfect height to kiss my ass!"

*"Merry Christmas!" - Throwing a [[Grenade]].

*"I made you a little going-away present." - Throwing a [[Grenade]].

*"Here you go, sunshine." - Throwing a [[Grenade]].

*"Watch where you throw those things!"

*"Aah, it burns!"

*"Frag out"

*"Mira, mira!" - Spanish for: Look! Look!

*"Let me know when I should start TRYING."

*"Enemy down!"

*"Just when you started to get on my good side..."

*"This one's for you, Billy!"

*"That was me, my man."

*"That's for [[Reach]]!" - When [[Marine]] kills enemy.

*"You bloody traitor!" - When you kill enough [[Marines]] that the remaining ones become enemies.

*"Well, this sucks."

*"You might have to adjust the seat a little." - Exiting a [[Warthog]] in [[Halo 2]].

*"The cavalry has arrived!" - When a [[Marine]] first spots you in [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].

*"This is suicide, man!" - When a [[Marine]] dies in [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].

*"Aah... the burn!" - Said in either a satisfied tone or a painful tone when hit in [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].

*"Get mounted, [[Marines]]! Not in a rude way..." - [[Halo 3]] when getting in a [[Warthog]], [[IWHBYD]] Skull required.

*"Bloody hell! That bloke's gotta big friggin' gun!" - Australian [[Marine]] in [[Halo 3]].

*"Um... ow." - Friendly firing on [[Sergeant Johnson]].

*"Great! A gun I can't use." - When given a [[Covenant]] weapon.

*"That was a lot of people dying at once."

*"Man, I should have brought an umbrella." - After blowing up many enemies with an explosive.

*"I guess we know who wears the pants on this planet!" - After a large battle in [[Halo 3]].

*"[[John-117|Chief]], can I be your friend?"

*"They've got cloaking!" - On the [[The Ark (Level)|Ark]], unknown whether [[IWHBYD]] Skull needed.

*"That was a lot of people dying all at once."

*"[[John-117|He]]'s gone ballistic! Shoot him!" - When you kill too many [[Marines]].

*"[[John-117|You]] could have just asked him for his gun!" - When you kill a [[Marine]].

*Get in, sit down, and shut up!- Marine after getting in the passengers seat of a mongoose, IWHBYD needed. Possibly a reference to the last chapter of Truth And Reconciliation

*"Ah, man, all that for nothing!"-If you die some where at the beginning of the level Sierra 117.