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{{AxonClips}} | {{AxonClips}} | ||
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===Dark genius=== | ===Dark genius=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Dark genius | {{Listen|title=Dark genius | ||
|filename=Dark_genius.ogg | |filename=ILB Dark_genius.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''[[Aiden Maki|Aiden]]:''' Well, I'll be damned... Kamal! Just the guy I wanted to see.<br /> | '''[[Aiden Maki|Aiden]]:''' Well, I'll be damned... Kamal! Just the guy I wanted to see.<br /> | ||
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===Drink the beer=== | ===Drink the beer=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Drink the beer | {{Listen|title=Drink the beer | ||
|filename=Drink the beer.ogg | |filename=ILB Drink the beer.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Aiden:''' So, I have a friend who has this problem.<br /> | '''Aiden:''' So, I have a friend who has this problem.<br /> | ||
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===Knee caps=== | ===Knee caps=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Knee caps | {{Listen|title=Knee caps | ||
|filename=Knee caps.ogg | |filename=ILB Knee caps.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Aiden:''' Welcome to the tastefully appointed security control room. The nerve center if you will, of the [[Apollonian Temple Casino]]. My name is Aiden Maki--<br /> | '''Aiden:''' Welcome to the tastefully appointed security control room. The nerve center if you will, of the [[Apollonian Temple Casino]]. My name is Aiden Maki--<br /> | ||
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===Hard bargain=== | ===Hard bargain=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Hard bargain | {{Listen|title=Hard bargain | ||
|filename=Hard bargain.ogg | |filename=ILB Hard bargain.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Aiden:''' Excuse us, Mr. F. ''(to Kamal)'' All the man wants to find out is what they're doing.<br /> | '''Aiden:''' Excuse us, Mr. F. ''(to Kamal)'' All the man wants to find out is what they're doing.<br /> | ||
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===In each pit=== | ===In each pit=== | ||
{{Listen|title=In each pit | {{Listen|title=In each pit | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_In_each_pit.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Aiden:''' Okay, from here we can monitor the whole casino floor.<br /> | '''Aiden:''' Okay, from here we can monitor the whole casino floor.<br /> | ||
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===Twenty percent=== | ===Twenty percent=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Twenty percent | {{Listen|title=Twenty percent | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Twenty_percent.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Mr. F:''' We've got archives of all their plays in the last 10 days. Figure out how they're screwing me...<br /> | '''Mr. F:''' We've got archives of all their plays in the last 10 days. Figure out how they're screwing me...<br /> | ||
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===Uvular implants=== | ===Uvular implants=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Uvular implants | {{Listen|title=Uvular implants | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Uvular_implants.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Kamal:''' Thanks for the ride<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Thanks for the ride<br /> | ||
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===Slingbacks=== | ===Slingbacks=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Slingbacks | {{Listen|title=Slingbacks | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Slingbacks.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Kamal:''' He's not even counting the cards himself. He's got a tally running on a corneal... but... you really don't care do you...<br /> | '''Kamal:''' He's not even counting the cards himself. He's got a tally running on a corneal... but... you really don't care do you...<br /> | ||
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===So dense=== | ===So dense=== | ||
{{Listen|title=So dense | {{Listen|title=So dense | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_So_dense.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Kamal:''' Those are the ones with buckles right?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Those are the ones with buckles right?<br /> | ||
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===Hey Bev=== | ===Hey Bev=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Hey Bev | {{Listen|title=Hey Bev | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Hey_bev.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Bev:''' Hello... And welcome to Hot'n'Cold... Please, place your thumb on the transaction plate.<br /> | '''Bev:''' Hello... And welcome to Hot'n'Cold... Please, place your thumb on the transaction plate.<br /> | ||
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===Such pigs=== | ===Such pigs=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Such pigs | {{Listen|title=Such pigs | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Such_pigs.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Jan:''' Well you sure don't want to lose them to that slutty cash register do ya?<br /> | '''Jan:''' Well you sure don't want to lose them to that slutty cash register do ya?<br /> | ||
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===Optical=== | ===Optical=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Optical | {{Listen|title=Optical | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Optical.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Paolo: '''Look, you're the girl that was at Sharfie's last week aren't you?<br /> | '''Paolo: '''Look, you're the girl that was at Sharfie's last week aren't you?<br /> | ||
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===Box of chocolates=== | ===Box of chocolates=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Box of chocolates | {{Listen|title=Box of chocolates | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Box_of_chocolates.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Gene:''' Pardon me, miss.<br /> | '''Gene:''' Pardon me, miss.<br /> | ||
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===Mr. Congeniality=== | ===Mr. Congeniality=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Mr. Congeniality | {{Listen|title=Mr. Congeniality | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Mr_congeniality.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Gene:''' Who the hell are you?<br /> | '''Gene:''' Who the hell are you?<br /> | ||
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===Big dog=== | ===Big dog=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Big dog | {{Listen|title=Big dog | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Big_dog.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Gene:''' That was real nice what you did for that lady. Not real smart, but nice.<br /> | '''Gene:''' That was real nice what you did for that lady. Not real smart, but nice.<br /> | ||
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===Ballet=== | ===Ballet=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Ballet | {{Listen|title=Ballet | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Ballet.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Jan:''' See, the problem with being a big dog, is there's always a bigger dog.<br /> | '''Jan:''' See, the problem with being a big dog, is there's always a bigger dog.<br /> | ||
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'''Jan:''' I like to dance.<br /> | '''Jan:''' I like to dance.<br /> | ||
'''Gene:''' Oh, you just bought yourself a bullet in the back, bitch!<br /> | '''Gene:''' Oh, you just bought yourself a bullet in the back, bitch!<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Oh, only the guy with the [[sniper rifle]] across the street has 2 broken arms...<br /> | '''Jan:''' Oh, only the guy with the [[Sniper rifle (disambiguation)|sniper rifle]] across the street has 2 broken arms...<br /> | ||
'''Gene:''' [[Pete]]?<br /> | '''Gene:''' [[Pete]]?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' And the girl with the ponytail, the one who was supposed to cover you from the roof?<br /> | '''Jan:''' And the girl with the ponytail, the one who was supposed to cover you from the roof?<br /> | ||
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===Posture counts=== | ===Posture counts=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Posture counts | {{Listen|title=Posture counts | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Posture_counts.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Jan:''' Alright. Get up... Get. Up. Now, from the top. And remember, posture counts. There's the gun. Pick it up. Come on, big dog. Let's go again.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Alright. Get up... Get. Up. Now, from the top. And remember, posture counts. There's the gun. Pick it up. Come on, big dog. Let's go again.<br /> | ||
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===Wee wee wee=== | ===Wee wee wee=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Wee wee wee | {{Listen|title=Wee wee wee | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Wee_wee_wee.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
(scream of pain)<br /> | (scream of pain)<br /> | ||
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===Just snacks=== | ===Just snacks=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Just snacks | {{Listen|title=Just snacks | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Just_snacks.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Bev:''' Hello! And welcome to hot in cold. Please, place your thumb on the transaction plate.<br /> | '''Bev:''' Hello! And welcome to hot in cold. Please, place your thumb on the transaction plate.<br /> | ||
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===Apartment squirrels=== | ===Apartment squirrels=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Apartment squirrels | {{Listen|title=Apartment squirrels | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Apartment_squirrels.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Paolo:''' Hi there, I, uh, wanted to say thanks.<br /> | '''Paolo:''' Hi there, I, uh, wanted to say thanks.<br /> | ||
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===Your first mistake=== | ===Your first mistake=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Your first mistake | {{Listen|title=Your first mistake | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Your_first_mistake.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''[[George Shebura|George]]:''' Mr. Morelli. Hm. We will be making a record of this audit. My name is George Shebura. I'm an associate fiscal investigator. You have the right to have your accountant present.<br /> | '''[[George Shebura|George]]:''' Mr. Morelli. Hm. We will be making a record of this audit. My name is George Shebura. I'm an associate fiscal investigator. You have the right to have your accountant present.<br /> | ||
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===Alaska=== | ===Alaska=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Alaska | {{Listen|title=Alaska | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Alaska.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''George:''' Your record seems a little haphazard, Mr. Morelli... As, I must say, does your style of dress....<br /> | '''George:''' Your record seems a little haphazard, Mr. Morelli... As, I must say, does your style of dress....<br /> | ||
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===Refreshingly cool=== | ===Refreshingly cool=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Refreshingly cool | {{Listen|title=Refreshingly cool | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Refreshingly_cool.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''George:''' Hm. Your return seems better organized than I remember.<br /> | '''George:''' Hm. Your return seems better organized than I remember.<br /> | ||
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===Thermostat=== | ===Thermostat=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Thermostat | {{Listen|title=Thermostat | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Thermostat.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''George:''' I'm afraid you'll have to reschedule your audit, Mr. Morelli. I can't be expected to work under these conditions.<br /> | '''George:''' I'm afraid you'll have to reschedule your audit, Mr. Morelli. I can't be expected to work under these conditions.<br /> | ||
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===Clearly a glitch=== | ===Clearly a glitch=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Clearly a glitch | {{Listen|title=Clearly a glitch | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Clearly_a_glitch.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''George:''' My wife? Well tell her I'll call her ba--... alright, alright.<br /> | '''George:''' My wife? Well tell her I'll call her ba--... alright, alright.<br /> | ||
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===Big gloves=== | ===Big gloves=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Big gloves | {{Listen|title=Big gloves | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Big_gloves.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Police:''' Stand with your hands out of the way from your sides! You have the right to remain silent.<br /> | '''Police:''' Stand with your hands out of the way from your sides! You have the right to remain silent.<br /> | ||
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===I looked it up=== | ===I looked it up=== | ||
{{Listen|title=I looked it up | {{Listen|title=I looked it up | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_I_looked_it_up.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Jersey:''' Shut it off. (Durga turns off the music)<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Shut it off. (Durga turns off the music)<br /> | ||
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===Cheerleaders=== | ===Cheerleaders=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Cheerleaders | {{Listen|title=Cheerleaders | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Cheerleaders.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Durga:''' ''Jersey, I am not a child. I am not a toy. And I am not your thing. I was very restrained with George. I didn't cook him; I didn't send him to jail. But people who mess with us - they're going to get stoned.''<br /> | '''Durga:''' ''Jersey, I am not a child. I am not a toy. And I am not your thing. I was very restrained with George. I didn't cook him; I didn't send him to jail. But people who mess with us - they're going to get stoned.''<br /> | ||
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===Commissary shoes=== | ===Commissary shoes=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Commissary shoes | {{Listen|title=Commissary shoes | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Commissary_shoes.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
(Rani is being followed)<br /> | (Rani is being followed)<br /> | ||
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===Formal wear=== | ===Formal wear=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Formal wear | {{Listen|title=Formal wear | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Formal_wear.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Rani:''' Are you a cop?<br /> | '''Rani:''' Are you a cop?<br /> | ||
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===My landlady=== | ===My landlady=== | ||
{{Listen|title=My landlady | {{Listen|title=My landlady | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_My_landlady.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''College boy: '''It's a test for new recruits, and you did great.<br /> | '''College boy: '''It's a test for new recruits, and you did great.<br /> | ||
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===Domestic bliss=== | ===Domestic bliss=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Domestic bliss | {{Listen|title=Domestic bliss | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Domestic_bliss.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
(mumbling in an apartment)<br /> | (mumbling in an apartment)<br /> | ||
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===A secret life=== | ===A secret life=== | ||
{{Listen|title=A secret life | {{Listen|title=A secret life | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_A_secret_life.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Rani: '''He wears a service ring, he only started teaching about 10 years ago which means he could have done 20 and out. And one day, a couple of kids were talking about buying a car - every model they mentioned, he knew how long it would float.<br /> | '''Rani: '''He wears a service ring, he only started teaching about 10 years ago which means he could have done 20 and out. And one day, a couple of kids were talking about buying a car - every model they mentioned, he knew how long it would float.<br /> | ||
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===Flower delivery=== | ===Flower delivery=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Flower delivery | {{Listen|title=Flower delivery | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Flower_delivery.ogg}} | ||
}} | |||
'''Rani:''' So the guy with the spikey hair says: "Can I walk you home? And see what real people wear?"<br /> | '''Rani:''' So the guy with the spikey hair says: "Can I walk you home? And see what real people wear?"<br /> | ||
(laughs)<br /> | (laughs)<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' What idiots! And this is like 2 days after Professor Avi said I should send my resume to Virginia.<br /> | '''Rani:''' What idiots! And this is like 2 days after Professor Avi said I should send my resume to Virginia.<br /> | ||
'''Sarah:''' I can't believe you Rani, I'd have been | '''Sarah:''' I can't believe you Rani, I'd have been too scared to notice anything.<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' No, this guy you'd have noticed.<br /> | '''Rani:''' No, this guy you'd have noticed.<br /> | ||
'''Sarah:''' Hey, it sounds like your neighbors have stopped fighting.<br /> | '''Sarah:''' Hey, it sounds like your neighbors have stopped fighting.<br /> | ||
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===Desktop model=== | ===Desktop model=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Desktop model | {{Listen|title=Desktop model | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Desktop_model.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Rani:''' This is where you work?<br /> | '''Rani:''' This is where you work?<br /> | ||
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===So mean=== | ===So mean=== | ||
{{Listen|title=So mean | {{Listen|title=So mean | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_So_mean.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Rani:''' Like a chatter you get in quickie store?<br /> | '''Rani:''' Like a chatter you get in quickie store?<br /> | ||
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===Guess not=== | ===Guess not=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Guess not | {{Listen|title=Guess not | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Guess_not.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Rani:''' Trevor? What do you suppose it's doing?<br /> | '''Rani:''' Trevor? What do you suppose it's doing?<br /> | ||
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===Relocate=== | ===Relocate=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Relocate | {{Listen|title=Relocate | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Relocate.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Trevor: '''Look at that. Don't they look great?<br /> | '''Trevor: '''Look at that. Don't they look great?<br /> | ||
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===Cow, even=== | ===Cow, even=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Cow, even | {{Listen|title=Cow, even | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Cow_even.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Rani: '''So, I took 14 disposable chatters as payment, and scrammed.<br /> | '''Rani: '''So, I took 14 disposable chatters as payment, and scrammed.<br /> | ||
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===Knockout gas=== | ===Knockout gas=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Knockout gas | {{Listen|title=Knockout gas | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Knockout_gas.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Rani:''' Thanks. I'm back. I'm selling them at a flea market.<br /> | '''Rani:''' Thanks. I'm back. I'm selling them at a flea market.<br /> | ||
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===English longbow=== | ===English longbow=== | ||
{{Listen|title=English longbow | {{Listen|title=English longbow | ||
|filename=English_longbow.ogg | |filename=ILB English_longbow.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Herzog:''' How's your history? | '''Herzog:''' How's your history? | ||
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===Calculus=== | ===Calculus=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Calculus | {{Listen|title=Calculus | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Calculus.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Lieutenant:''' I'd make a new one.<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' I'd make a new one.<br /> | ||
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'''Lieutenant:''' Yes sir! Oh... oh my god... you mean [[Troy]] and Harmony are--<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' Yes sir! Oh... oh my god... you mean [[Troy]] and Harmony are--<br /> | ||
'''Herzog/COM:''' --(cranky) I don't know. I'm stuck in a dusty old office and no one tells me anything!<br /> | '''Herzog/COM:''' --(cranky) I don't know. I'm stuck in a dusty old office and no one tells me anything!<br /> | ||
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[[Category:I Love Bees]] | [[Category:I Love Bees]] | ||