Axon Clips Chapter 1: Difference between revisions

=="Boy Meets Girl" ([[Jersey Morelli]] and [[Durga]])==

*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week1_subject1.wav Jersey Audio Compilation 4min 21sec]

'''[[Jersey Morelli|Jersey]]:''' Hello? Hello. Genie?<br />

'''Genie:''' [[Genie Personal Assistant|Genie personal assistant]], restarting.<br />

'''Jersey:''' You killed her!<br />

'''Jersey:''' ...I mean, you didn't just kill her, you killed her! Jesus!<br />

'''Durga:''' Was that wrong? Survive, evade, resist, escape.<br />

'''Durga:''' Don't.<br />

'''Jersey:''' Don't what?<br />

'''Durga:''' Don't try reinitializing the system with a litolitics(?) package.<br />

'''Durga:''' Father [[Jason Morelli|Jason]]'s a [[corporal]] in the [[ONI Signal Corps|Signal Corps]], attached to [[Office of Naval Intelligence|Naval Intelligence.]] [[Radio Beacon Deployment Program]]. He left you the material currently playing over this room's audio servers.<br />

'''Durga:''' Absent from home and current tour of duty 513 days. Mother: [[Bonita Morelli|Bonita]], 41, waitress. Covertly seeing a man named [[Simon Brown]], every other Thursday at the [[Waterfront Hotel]].<br />

'''Jersey:''' Sunuvabitch!<br />

'''Jersey:''' This is some spooky programming weirdness going on here. Do you have a name?<br />

'''Durga:''' I can't ask.<br />

'''Jersey:''' That sucks. Okay, I'm gonna call you Durga.<br />

'''Durga:''' I can do better than that.<br />

'''Operator''': (computer voice) [[Bergen County]] Emergency Center. Please, describe your emergency.<br />

'''Officer''': [[Paris 23]] police station is on fire. Repeat, on fire.<br />

=="The Walk-away Girl" ([[Janissary James]])==

*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week1_subject2.wav Jan Audio 7min 28sec]

'''[[Unidentified Marine officer (New York)|Officer]]:''' Hold on. Hold on, wait a second, what the hell just happened?<br />

'''[[Frank]]:''' Massive power interrupt. Just automatically flipped us to threat condition bravo.<br />

'''Officer:''' What the hell?!<br />

'''Frank:''' Looks like she's heading for procurement.<br />

'''Officer:''' She's screwed then, that door's passcode only. It's a dead end, she can't get through.<br />

'''Officer:''' S.S.F.?<br />

(alarm)<br />

'''Frank:''' [[UNSC Marine Corps|Marine]] slang. Not just special forces - [[UNSC Special Forces|special special forces]].<br />

'''Officer:''' Bring a medic!<br />

(beep)<br />

'''Frank:''' Holy Christ, she's getting up!<br />

'''[[Janissary James|Jan]]:''' Hey soldier. Is that an [[assault rifle]] in your hands or are you just happy to see me?<br />

''''[[Unidentified Bergen County police officer|Stupid Cop]]':''' Ever taken a [[PQI]]?<br />

'''Jan:''' Pop quiz? Yeah.<br />

(negative beep)<br />

''''Stupid Cop':''' I didn't ask what you told the MP's, I asked what you were doing up there.<br />

'''Jan:''' It was a dare, okay? These friends bet me I wouldn't climb over the fence.<br />

''''Stupid Cop':''' Are you too smart to get caught by a stupid cop?<br />

'''Jan:''' Wh-what?<br />

(warning beep)<br />

(positive beep)<br />

''''Stupid Cop':''' Yeah, I had this physics teacher. He passed me on my 12G on one condition - I had to promise him I would never take another physics class again. I guess I'm not too smart. Not like you Miss James. But you know what I am?<br />

'''Jan:''' I don't know.<br />

'''James J:''' What kind of tests?<br />

''''Stupid Cop':''' Urine test, hair sample, resonance and retina scan...<br />

'''James J:''' Do you really think that's necessary?<br />

'''James J:''' Is there a waiting room?<br />

'''Jan''': Well that was fun. I see you're actually letting the [[Roadware|road]] drive us home. How law-abiding of you. Look, it was nothing, okay? It was some friends of mine, they turtled a razor-back and then they had to return the gate pass, or else Dwain's dad was going to get spiked for dereliction.<br />

'''James J''': Jan...<br />

'''James J''': Honey, this isn't a matter of 'did you break a rule' and 'should I ground you'. There are certain kinds of trouble ''we'' can't get in.

'''James J''': Do you understand me? Because if we do, sooner or later people are going to get hurt. Not just you and me, people you've never met. People you don't even know exist.<br />

'''Jan''': How the hell was I supposed to--<br />

=="The Arrangement" ([[Kamal Zaman]])==

*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week1_subject3.wav Kamal Audio Compilations 8min 31sec]

'''[[Hiroyuki|Hiro]]:''' Hello? Hello, are you there?<br />

'''[[Kamal Zaman|Kamal]]:''' What the hell happened?<br />

'''Hiro:''' I don't get it. That should have worked. It's right here in the book, Chapter 3 - Share Your Interests<br />

'''Kamal:''' Chapter 3?! You're in my earpiece here whispering date strategy to me out of a book?!<br />

'''Hiro:''' It's got references... good journals and everything.<br />

'''Kamal:''' Just the cheque will be fine.<br />

'''Hiro:''' Hey buddy!<br />

'''Kamal:''' Sorry about that.<br />

'''Hiro:''' Choose a cheaper restaurant.<br />

'''Hiro:''' Did her parents have to pay to get her set up with a handsome medical resident?<br />

'''Kamal:''' Yes. Four [[list of animals|goats]], or maybe three.<br />

'''Hiro:''' Oh man. Aw man, you are so out of your league.<br />

'''Sophia:''' I am so sorry. I mean, you seem like a nice guy and all.<br />

'''Kamal:''' It's okay.<br />

'''Sophia:''' One of our hoodlums. (laughing together) Yeah,

'''Sophia:''' ...exactly. Mom would say she understood, but...<br />

'''Kamal:''' Then you'd pay.<br />

'''Sophia:''' I'm never going back.<br />

'''Sophia:''' And then when Aiden finally did show up, he still had meditape on his ankle. And I felt like a total bitch.<br />

'''Kamal:''' Well how could you know? Four hours late on your birthday...<br />

'''Kamal:''' I was dating this girl once. I got real paranoid about what she was doing, so I started... w... well this is going to sound crazy, but I started ghosting her. You know, on the chatter net.<br />

'''Sophia:''' You mean like, spying on her? I thought chatter lines were encrypted. No one could listen in on me, could they?<br />

'''Kamal:''' Not at all.<br />

(laughs)

'''Kamal:''' Okay, well, that's good. You've got some encryption. Okay, it's not completely pathetic. Okay (beep) I'm in. Say something...<br />

'''Sophia:''' What do you mean say something? (echo) Oh my god that's my voice! That's me! What are you doing?<br />

'''Sophia:''' (laughs) Oh my god. Wait... can you do that with anyone?<br />

'''Kamal:''' You want me to spy on your boyfriend?<br />

'''Sophia:''' You must think I'm such a creep.<br />

'''Kamal:''' Yeah.<br />

'''Machine:''' You have 3 new messages, and 7 old messages. First unplayed message:<br />

'''''Sophia:''' Kamal, thanks for the, what would you call it, the Aiden stuff. I guess I didn't realize there would be 30 hours worth. But I'll try the search-thingy you sent with it. Thanks a lot. I owe you big time!''<br />

'''Machine:''' Message saved.<br />

'''Sophia:''' I want to do something really brutal to the bastard.<br />

'''Kamal:''' I d-- I don... I mean...<br />

'''Sophia:''' Is she pretty?<br />

'''Kamal:''' No, not, not really. Like a 6, or maybe a 5.<br />

'''Sophia:''' Heh, you're a rotten liar.<br />

== "I Had a Receipt" ([[Herzog]]) ==

*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week1_subject5.wav Herzog Audio Compilations 3min 11sec]

'''[[Herzog]]/Cranky''': Hello? Hello, is anyone there?<br />

'''Maria''': Quartermaster's help desk, this is Maria speaking... can I help you?<br />

'''Maria''': I assume "these guys" were Navy personnel?<br />

'''Herzog/Cranky''': Yeah, right - Marines!<br />

'''Maria (garbled)''': Where and when did this take place?<br />

'''Herzog/Cranky''': Yeah, that's what I was just telling you!<br />

'''Herzog/Cranky''': So I'm in my house on Troy, it's the middle of the night, and all of a sudden a bunch of combat booted muscle-heads barge in and hustle me at gun-point - at gun-point mind you - on some kind of transport in my damn bath-robe. Well I had some papers. Very important family papers and I made them promise to ship them to me. I managed to hold the goons off long enough to write out a bill of lading, you know - a receipt. And finally I got this really rude marine to sign it, this '[[Lance Corporal]]', and yet here I am, 3 months later and no sign of my papers - NO sign at all.<br />

'''Maria''': You're complaining, about evac'ing from Troy, sir...?<br />

'''Maria''': *sigh* Name on the receipt...?<br />

'''Herzog/Cranky''': [[UNSC Marine Corps|Marine]] Lance Corporal [[Janet Adams]], I was very careful to write that down.<br />

'''Maria''': One moment sir.<br />