Axon Clips Chapter 4: Difference between revisions

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'''Axon Clips Chapter 4''' is the fourth chapter in the [[I love bees|I Love Bees]] audio drama. It takes place during the second week of September, [[2552]].

*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week4_subject3.wav Audio Compilation 5min 35sec]

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'''[[Aiden Maki|Aiden]]:''' Well, I'll be damned... Kamal! Just the guy I wanted to see.<br />

'''Waitress:''' Two beers, coming right up.<br />

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'''Aiden:''' So, I have a friend who has this problem.<br />

'''Kamal:''' ''(drinks)'' What kind of business?<br />

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'''Aiden:''' Welcome to the tastefully appointed security control room. The nerve center if you will, of the [[Apollonian Temple Casino]]. My name is Aiden Maki--<br />

'''Kamal:''' ...decomposing bodies.<br />

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'''Aiden:''' Excuse us, Mr. F. ''(to Kamal)'' All the man wants to find out is what they're doing.<br />

'''Aiden:''' I haven't asked you to do anything illegal, have I?<br />

'''Kamal:''' Didn't you hear what he said? He was--<br />

'''Mr. F:''' Actually, that wouldn't be the worst case. The worst case would be if we went down to--<br />

'''Aiden:''' No-no-no-no... Just hear me out, Kamal. Mr.F shows you what they're doing, and you tell him how they're doing it.<br />

'''Kamal/Mr. F:''' Cut the crap, Aiden!<br />

{{Listen|title=In each pit

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'''Aiden:''' Okay, from here we can monitor the whole casino floor.<br />

'''Mr. F:''' They don't stay at the same table. They don't move around in any predictable pattern. We could just take them off the tables and leave them in a ditch. Why did you say we shouldn't do that again?<br />

'''Aiden:''' But, it would really be better if they understood how they were, uh...<br />

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'''Aiden:''' Whaddaya say?<br />

'''Mr. F:''' Figure it out, please...?<br />

'''Kamal:''' I think he was talking to me.<br />

'''Aiden:''' See this number? That's how much we figure these kids have taken out of the casino.<br />

'''Kamal:''' Oh, wow...<br />

'''Aiden:''' Trust me. If all these guys lose is their money, you'll be doing them a huge favor.<br />

'''Aiden:''' Oh, check out table 9. Camera's looking right down her dress!<br />

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'''Kamal:''' Thanks for the ride<br />

===Slingbacks===

{{Listen|title=Slingbacks

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'''Kamal:''' He's not even counting the cards himself. He's got a tally running on a corneal... but... you really don't care do you...<br />

'''Kamal:''' Slingbacks! Definitely slingbacks.  

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'''Kamal:''' Those are the ones with buckles right?<br />

'''Kamal:''' I was just figuring that out.<br />

*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week4_subject2.wav Audio Compilation 8min 24sec]

===Hey Bev===

{{Listen|title=Hey Bev

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'''Bev:''' Hello... And welcome to Hot'n'Cold... Please, place your thumb on the transaction plate.<br />

'''Bev:''' Thank you!<br />

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'''Jan:''' Well you sure don't want to lose them to that slutty cash register do ya?<br />

===Optical===

{{Listen|title=Optical

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'''Paolo: '''Look, you're the girl that was at Sharfie's last week aren't you?<br />

'''Jan:''' Ah, this'll be fun.<br />

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'''Gene:''' Pardon me, miss.<br />

===Mr. Congeniality===

{{Listen|title=Mr. Congeniality

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'''Gene:''' Who the hell are you?<br />

'''Jan:''' I know, I know, it's over now. Get on home. I'll finish up with Mr.Congeniality.<br />

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'''Gene:''' That was real nice what you did for that lady. Not real smart, but nice.<br />

===Ballet===

{{Listen|title=Ballet

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'''Jan:''' See, the problem with being a big dog, is there's always a bigger dog.<br />

'''Jan:''' Come on Gene, skip the knife... go for the [[M6 Series|M6]] under your jacket.  

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'''Jan:''' I like to dance.<br />

'''Gene:''' Oh, you just bought yourself a bullet in the back, bitch!<br />

'''Gene:''' [[Pete]]?<br />

'''Jan:''' And the girl with the ponytail, the one who was supposed to cover you from the roof?<br />

'''Jan:''' It's just you, and me... lover.

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'''Jan:''' Alright. Get up... Get. Up. Now, from the top. And remember, posture counts. There's the gun. Pick it up. Come on, big dog. Let's go again.<br />

(gunshot)<br />

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(scream of pain)<br />

'''Jan:''' And no matter how bad you are, how tough, how fast, you know what's waiting for you, big dog? (breaking of bones?) (cries of pain) A bigger bitch.<br />

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'''Bev:''' Hello! And welcome to hot in cold. Please, place your thumb on the transaction plate.<br />

'''Bev:''' Thank you! I'm afraid I don't know the answer to your question. Enjoy your beverage.<br />

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'''Paolo:''' Hi there, I, uh, wanted to say thanks.<br />

'''Jan:''' Hm. You Think I should send a card and some flowers?<br />

*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week4_subject1.wav Audio Compilation 4min 42sec]

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'''[[George Shebura|George]]:''' Mr. Morelli. Hm. We will be making a record of this audit. My name is George Shebura. I'm an associate fiscal investigator. You have the right to have your accountant present.<br />

===Alaska===

{{Listen|title=Alaska

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'''George:''' Your record seems a little haphazard, Mr. Morelli... As, I must say, does your style of dress....<br />

'''Durga:''' ...to Alaska.<br />

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'''George:''' Hm. Your return seems better organized than I remember.<br />

===Thermostat===

{{Listen|title=Thermostat

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'''George:''' I'm afraid you'll have to reschedule your audit, Mr. Morelli. I can't be expected to work under these conditions.<br />

'''George:''' Shebura here, I'm in the middle of an audit.  

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'''George:''' My wife? Well tell her I'll call her ba--... alright, alright.<br />

'''Police:''' You are under arrest.  

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'''Police:''' Stand with your hands out of the way from your sides! You have the right to remain silent.<br />

'''Jersey:''' Oh, hey... sprinklers...!<br />

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'''Jersey:''' Shut it off. (Durga turns off the music)<br />

===Cheerleaders===

{{Listen|title=Cheerleaders

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'''Durga:''' ''Jersey, I am not a child. I am not a toy. And I am not your thing. I was very restrained with George. I didn't cook him; I didn't send him to jail. But people who mess with us - they're going to get stoned.''<br />

'''Jersey:''' Okay. So, do we have cheerleaders?<br />

*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week4_subject4.wav Audio Compilation 8min 21sec]

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(Rani is being followed)<br />

'''College boy:''' Instead of worrying about my haircut, you should be worrying about your throat.<br />

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'''Rani:''' Are you a cop?<br />

'''Rani:''' (clenching a giggle) I'm sorry, it's just something I do when faced with the ridiculous.<br />

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'''College boy: '''It's a test for new recruits, and you did great.<br />

'''Rani: '''No! I'd die of embarrassment. (walks away) Morons.<br />

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(mumbling in an apartment)<br />

'''Sarah: '''Oh yeah, the one you thought was a spook.<br />

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'''Rani: '''He wears a service ring, he only started teaching about 10 years ago which means he could have done 20 and out. And one day, a couple of kids were talking about buying a car - every model they mentioned, he knew how long it would float.<br />

'''Sarah:''' Oh I hate you! You should be a spy!<br />

'''Rani:''' So the guy with the spikey hair says: "Can I walk you home? And see what real people wear?"<br />

(laughs)<br />

'''Rani:''' What idiots! And this is like 2 days after Professor Avi said I should send my resume to Virginia.<br />

'''Rani:''' No, this guy you'd have noticed.<br />

'''Sarah:''' Hey, it sounds like your neighbors have stopped fighting.<br />

'''Rani:''' Eh, not so great. It's this kid, he's starting a business. He has a [[printer fabricator]].<br />

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'''Rani:''' This is where you work?<br />

'''Trevor:''' Ah, it's a disposable [[Chatter|chatter]] that looks like a plastic kitten.<br />

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'''Rani:''' Like a chatter you get in quickie store?<br />

'''Trevor:''' You're a genius! Let's try it.<br />

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'''Rani:''' Trevor? What do you suppose it's doing?<br />

===Relocate===

{{Listen|title=Relocate

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'''Trevor: '''Look at that. Don't they look great?<br />

===Cow, even===

{{Listen|title=Cow, even

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'''Rani: '''So, I took 14 disposable chatters as payment, and scrammed.<br />

'''Customer: '''Yeah, okay. I'll take two.<br />

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'''Rani:''' Thanks. I'm back. I'm selling them at a flea market.<br />

'''Rani:''' Oh, give your mom a hug for me.<br />

*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week4_subject5.wav Audio Compilation 2min 13sec]

===The Labyrinth===

'''[[Herzog]]:''' Were you ever on [[Reach]]?<br />

'''[[Unidentified lieutenant (Section 0)|Lieutenant]]:''' No sir. You have me scheduled for a duty rotation, leaving for Reach December 15th.<br />

'''Herzog:''' Where, if you see anything you must not contact me. Of course. Since for the 6 months of your rotation there you will not be working for me. Of course. And would never let your loyalties to us, to human decency, to the protection of standards interfere with your work.<br />

'''Lieutenant:''' Oh... Yes sir.<br />

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'''Lieutenant:''' Well, fair, sir.<br />

'''Herzog:''' How are you on [[World War II]]?<br />

'''Lieutenant:''' Crécy - English longbow against French feudal cavalry. Bloodbath, sir.<br />

'''Herzog:''' --The Germans were winning. They used an elaborate encryption scheme, the British cracked it, and then they had a problem.<br />

'''Lieutenant:''' ...''After'' they cracked the code...<br />

===Calculus===

{{Listen|title=Calculus

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'''Lieutenant:''' I'd make a new one.<br />

'''Lieutenant:''' Yes sir! Oh... oh my god... you mean [[Troy]] and Harmony are--<br />

'''Herzog/COM:''' --(cranky) I don't know. I'm stuck in a dusty old office and no one tells me anything!<br />

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