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==Jersey: "Taxes Suck"== | ==Jersey: "Taxes Suck"== | ||
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week3_subject1.wav Audio Compilation 4min 43sec] | *[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week3_subject1.wav Audio Compilation 4min 43sec] | ||
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===Domestic Skills=== | ===Domestic Skills=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Domestic Skills | {{Listen|title=Domestic Skills | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Domestic_skills.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''[[Gladys Wilson|Gladys]]:''' Whew, that was a mighty fine dinner, little lady.<br /> | '''[[Gladys Wilson|Gladys]]:''' Whew, that was a mighty fine dinner, little lady.<br /> | ||
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===Insurrection=== | ===Insurrection=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Insurrection | {{Listen|title=Insurrection | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Insurrection.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Gladys:''' He's a good man, your father.<br /> | '''Gladys:''' He's a good man, your father.<br /> | ||
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===Tweaked Up=== | ===Tweaked Up=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Tweaked Up | {{Listen|title=Tweaked Up | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Tweaked_up.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Gladys:''' Oh sure, your daddy just wants to keep you safe.<br /> | '''Gladys:''' Oh sure, your daddy just wants to keep you safe.<br /> | ||
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===Break 'em=== | ===Break 'em=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Break 'em | {{Listen|title=Break 'em | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Break_em.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Gladys:''' Hmm. You've got something to prove.<br /> | '''Gladys:''' Hmm. You've got something to prove.<br /> | ||
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===Zip Your Shirt=== | ===Zip Your Shirt=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Zip Your Shirt | {{Listen|title=Zip Your Shirt | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Zip_your_shirt.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Jan:''' Can I get a table?<br /> | '''Jan:''' Can I get a table?<br /> | ||
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===Drink Special=== | ===Drink Special=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Drink Special | {{Listen|title=Drink Special | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Drink_special.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Thin:''' For the sake of argument, say I slide you this time. Sends a message doesn't it? "Come on over! Free lunch on Thin!" -- Ain't happenin' Paolo! Ain't happenin!<br /> | '''Thin:''' For the sake of argument, say I slide you this time. Sends a message doesn't it? "Come on over! Free lunch on Thin!" -- Ain't happenin' Paolo! Ain't happenin!<br /> | ||
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===Thin Kinkle=== | ===Thin Kinkle=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Thin Kinkle | {{Listen|title=Thin Kinkle | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Thin_kinkle.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Thin:''' Come to the mall, nice little girl. No babysitting jobs at Sharfie's tonight... Is that the tip of an M6 I see poking out from under your jacket, babysitter, or are you just excited to meet Thin Kinkle?<br /> | '''Thin:''' Come to the mall, nice little girl. No babysitting jobs at Sharfie's tonight... Is that the tip of an M6 I see poking out from under your jacket, babysitter, or are you just excited to meet Thin Kinkle?<br /> | ||
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===Skin=== | ===Skin=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Skin | {{Listen|title=Skin | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Skin.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Thin:''' Now, see that was a young move. Whoever's running you needs to smooth out some ''edges'' here. You can't put the hammer to Thin in his own place! I got a deal for you.<br /> | '''Thin:''' Now, see that was a young move. Whoever's running you needs to smooth out some ''edges'' here. You can't put the hammer to Thin in his own place! I got a deal for you.<br /> | ||
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===Run For Cover=== | ===Run For Cover=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Run For Cover | {{Listen|title=Run For Cover | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Run_for_cover.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
(playing moons)<br /> | (playing moons)<br /> | ||
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===Kiss Them=== | ===Kiss Them=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Kiss Them | {{Listen|title=Kiss Them | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Kiss_them.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Jan:''' Bark at them, and they jump. Tickle them (giggles), and they laugh. (seductive) ''Kiss'' them, and they fall in love. (boastful) And if you shoot them, 8 off the rags, play the kiss on the suicide bar backspin into the corner pocket... I say - shoot them - they die.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Bark at them, and they jump. Tickle them (giggles), and they laugh. (seductive) ''Kiss'' them, and they fall in love. (boastful) And if you shoot them, 8 off the rags, play the kiss on the suicide bar backspin into the corner pocket... I say - shoot them - they die.<br /> | ||
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===Girls With Guns=== | ===Girls With Guns=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Girls With Guns | {{Listen|title=Girls With Guns | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Girls_with_guns.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Thin:''' You win Babysitter, here's your skin.<br /> | '''Thin:''' You win Babysitter, here's your skin.<br /> | ||
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===Retirement=== | ===Retirement=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Retirement | {{Listen|title=Retirement | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Retirement.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Jan:''' Yeah, I'm more of an independent study girl.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Yeah, I'm more of an independent study girl.<br /> | ||
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===It's a Chicken=== | ===It's a Chicken=== | ||
{{Listen|title=It's a Chicken | {{Listen|title=It's a Chicken | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Its_a_chicken.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''[[Hiroyuki|Hiro]]:''' What is that?<br /> | '''[[Hiroyuki|Hiro]]:''' What is that?<br /> | ||
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===Surgery=== | ===Surgery=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Surgery | {{Listen|title=Surgery | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Surgery.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Hiro:''' Is it supposed to look like that?<br /> | '''Hiro:''' Is it supposed to look like that?<br /> | ||
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===Butter Flavored=== | ===Butter Flavored=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Butter Flavored | {{Listen|title=Butter Flavored | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Butter_flavored.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Kamal:''' You wait! Soon - everyone will cut their chickens like this!<br /> | '''Kamal:''' You wait! Soon - everyone will cut their chickens like this!<br /> | ||
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===Surgeon General=== | ===Surgeon General=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Surgeon General | {{Listen|title=Surgeon General | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Surgeon_general.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
(door opens)<br /> | (door opens)<br /> | ||
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===S. typhi=== | ===S. typhi=== | ||
{{Listen|title=S. typhi | {{Listen|title=S. typhi | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_S_typhi.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Kamal:''' I had to make some substitutions in the recipe.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' I had to make some substitutions in the recipe.<br /> | ||
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===Unstoppable=== | ===Unstoppable=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Unstoppable | {{Listen|title=Unstoppable | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Unstoppable.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Sophia:''' All day I was hoping you would take me for pizza...<br /> | '''Sophia:''' All day I was hoping you would take me for pizza...<br /> | ||
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===Very Lucky=== | ===Very Lucky=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Very Lucky | {{Listen|title=Very Lucky | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Very_lucky.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Kamal:''' When she was 4, I taught her to play backgammon. I was 8. I won the first 2 times we played, and then never again.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' When she was 4, I taught her to play backgammon. I was 8. I won the first 2 times we played, and then never again.<br /> | ||
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===Never Right Again=== | ===Never Right Again=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Never Right Again | {{Listen|title=Never Right Again | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Never_right_again.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Kamal:''' She had a very active imagination, so like, once a week she would completely terrify herself. She would sneak into my room when she was supposed to be--<br /> | '''Kamal:''' She had a very active imagination, so like, once a week she would completely terrify herself. She would sneak into my room when she was supposed to be--<br /> | ||
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===Your Fault=== | ===Your Fault=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Your Fault | {{Listen|title=Your Fault | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Your_fault.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Sophia:''' Do you want to tell me what happened?<br /> | '''Sophia:''' Do you want to tell me what happened?<br /> | ||
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===Something I Carry=== | ===Something I Carry=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Something I Carry | {{Listen|title=Something I Carry | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Something_i_carry.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Kamal:''' Of course it wasn't.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Of course it wasn't.<br /> | ||
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===Kiss=== | ===Kiss=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Kiss | {{Listen|title=Kiss | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Kiss.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
(rain pours)<br /> | (rain pours)<br /> | ||
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===Ground Light=== | ===Ground Light=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Ground Light | {{Listen|title=Ground Light | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Ground_light.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Kamal:''' You want to come inside? Just for a minute.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' You want to come inside? Just for a minute.<br /> | ||
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(she walks away)<br /> | (she walks away)<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Good night... Sophia.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Good night... Sophia.<br /> | ||
==Herzog: "The ''Apocalypso''"== | ==Herzog: "The ''Apocalypso''"== | ||
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===Cranky Old Man=== | ===Cranky Old Man=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Cranky Old Man | {{Listen|title=Cranky Old Man | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Cranky_old_man.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''[[Unidentified lieutenant (Section 0)|Lieutenant]]:''' It's a little early for wine, isn't it, sir?<br /> | '''[[Unidentified lieutenant (Section 0)|Lieutenant]]:''' It's a little early for wine, isn't it, sir?<br /> | ||
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===Alt Burgundy=== | ===Alt Burgundy=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Alt Burgundy | {{Listen|title=Alt Burgundy | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Alt_burgundy.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Lieutenant:''' I requested the posting, sir.<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' I requested the posting, sir.<br /> | ||
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===Artifact=== | ===Artifact=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Artifact | {{Listen|title=Artifact | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Artifact.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Lieutenant:''' Here-here, sir. (drinks, coughs)<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' Here-here, sir. (drinks, coughs)<br /> | ||
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===Standish=== | ===Standish=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Standish | {{Listen|title=Standish | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Standish.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Herzog:''' I talked to the Apocalypso's captain, that's how.<br /> | '''Herzog:''' I talked to the Apocalypso's captain, that's how.<br /> | ||
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===Harmony=== | ===Harmony=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Harmony | {{Listen|title=Harmony | ||
|filename= | |filename=ILB_Harmony.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Lieutenant:''' Oh.<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' Oh.<br /> | ||
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'''Lieutenant:''' Oh... what are you going to do?<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' Oh... what are you going to do?<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' Under the circumstances, I think I'll have another drink.<br /> | '''Herzog:''' Under the circumstances, I think I'll have another drink.<br /> | ||
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[[Category:I Love Bees]] | [[Category:I Love Bees]] |