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'''Axon Clips Chapter 2''' is the second chapter in the [[I love bees|I Love Bees]] audio drama. It takes place during the third week of August, [[2552]].<ref>Each chapter is a week apart, and the last chapter includes the start of the Covenant invasion of Earth: a verifiable date.</ref>
'''Axon Clips Chapter 2''' is the second chapter in the [[I love bees|I Love Bees]] audio drama. It takes place during the third week of August, [[2552]].<ref>Each chapter is a week apart, and the last chapter includes the start of the Covenant invasion of Earth: a verifiable date.</ref>
=="The Red Button" ([[Kamal Zaman|Kamal]])==
 
{{TOCright}}
==Kamal: "The Red Button"==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week2_subject3.wav Kamal Audio Compilation 9min 37sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week2_subject3.wav Kamal Audio Compilation 9min 37sec]


===Cute Little Caps===
===Cute Little Caps===
{{Listen|title=Cute Little Caps
{{Listen|title=Cute Little Caps
|filename=cute_little_caps.ogg
|filename=ILB_Cute_little_caps.ogg
}}
}}
''(chatter beeps repeatedly)''<br />
''(chatter beeps repeatedly)''<br />
'''[[Kamal Zaman|Kamal]]:''' Dammit!<br />
'''[[Kamal Zaman|Kamal]]:''' Dammit!<br />
'''[[Hiroyuki|Hiro]]:''' That's like the seventh time today you've refused to answer your [[chatter]]. I'd say it was your mother...<br />
'''[[Hiroyuki|Hiro]]:''' That's like the [[Seven|seventh]] time today you've refused to answer your [[chatter]]. I'd say it was your mother...<br />
'''Kamal:''' My mother is 42 light years away.<br />
'''Kamal:''' My mother is 42 light years away.<br />
'''Hiro:''' ...except you'd never dare not answer your mother. Bill collectors, perhaps, or immigration?<br />
'''Hiro:''' ...except you'd never dare not answer your mother. Bill collectors, perhaps, or immigration?<br />
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===Pony Tail===
===Pony Tail===
{{Listen|title=Pony Tail
{{Listen|title=Pony Tail
|filename=pony_tail.ogg
|filename=ILB_Pony_tail.ogg
}}
}}
''(chatter beeps)''<br />
''(chatter beeps)''<br />
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===Freelance===
===Freelance===
{{Listen|title=Freelance
{{Listen|title=Freelance
|filename=freelance.ogg
|filename=ILB_Freelance.ogg
}}
}}
'''Kamal:''' Freelance?<br />
'''Kamal:''' Freelance?<br />
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===Bracelet===
===Bracelet===
{{Listen|title=Bracelet
{{Listen|title=Bracelet
|filename=bracelet.ogg
|filename=ILB_Bracelet.ogg
}}
}}
'''Aiden:''' Thanks Soph.<br />
'''Aiden:''' Thanks Soph.<br />
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===Panic Button===
===Panic Button===
{{Listen|title=Panic Button
{{Listen|title=Panic Button
|filename=panic_button.ogg
|filename=ILB_Panic_button.ogg
}}
}}
'''Kamal:''' What does she see in him?<br />
'''Kamal:''' What does she see in him?<br />
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===Code Word===
===Code Word===
{{Listen|title=Code Word
{{Listen|title=Code Word
|filename=code_word.ogg
|filename=ILB_Code_word.ogg
}}
}}
'''Hiro:''' I'm not trusting the hands and body of a future surgeon to the tender ministrations of a pissed off boyfriend.<br />
'''Hiro:''' I'm not trusting the hands and body of a future surgeon to the tender ministrations of a pissed off boyfriend.<br />
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===Blue Then Red===
===Blue Then Red===
{{Listen|title=Blue Then Red
{{Listen|title=Blue Then Red
|filename=blue_then_red.ogg
|filename=ILB_Blue_then_red.ogg
}}
}}
'''Aiden:''' I'm going to check on Sophie in the kitchen. Let me get you another [[list of food and drinks|beer]], dude. Be right back. ''(walks away)''<br />
'''Aiden:''' I'm going to check on Sophie in the kitchen. Let me get you another [[list of food and drinks|beer]], dude. Be right back. ''(walks away)''<br />
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===Visa===
===Visa===
{{Listen|title=Visa
{{Listen|title=Visa
|filename=visa.ogg
|filename=ILB_Visa.ogg
}}
}}
'''Kamal:''' They've applied, but they don't have any reason to be bumped in priority. So we're thinking when I get through with school and all that, I'll get permanent residency.<br />
'''Kamal:''' They've applied, but they don't have any reason to be bumped in priority. So we're thinking when I get through with school and all that, I'll get permanent residency.<br />
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===My Family===
===My Family===
{{Listen|title=My Family
{{Listen|title=My Family
|filename=my_family.ogg
|filename=ILB_My_family.ogg
}}
}}
'''Kamal:''' A chatter account? I... I could set one up, but you don't need me to do that kind of thing.<br />
'''Kamal:''' A chatter account? I... I could set one up, but you don't need me to do that kind of thing.<br />
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===Shock Sticks===
===Shock Sticks===
{{Listen|title=Shock Sticks
{{Listen|title=Shock Sticks
|filename=shock_sticks.ogg
|filename=ILB_Shock_sticks.ogg
}}
}}
'''Kamal:''' Okay, I can find an unclaimed address and set up a shell. From the outside it will be just like a regular account.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Okay, I can find an unclaimed address and set up a shell. From the outside it will be just like a regular account.<br />
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===Trigeminal===
===Trigeminal===
{{Listen|title=Trigeminal
{{Listen|title=Trigeminal
|filename=trigeminal.ogg
|filename=ILB_Trigeminal.ogg
}}
}}
'''Aiden:''' Officer, what can I do for you on this drizzly evening?<br />
'''Aiden:''' Officer, what can I do for you on this drizzly evening?<br />
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===Red===
===Red===
{{Listen|title=Red
{{Listen|title=Red
|filename=red.ogg
|filename=ILB_Red.ogg
}}
}}
'''Officer:''' I will deal with you in a moment, Mr. Maki, and I will need to see some ID.<br />
'''Officer:''' I will deal with you in a moment, Mr. Maki, and I will need to see some ID.<br />
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'''Officer:''' Officer Under Fire about a block and a half from here.<br />
'''Officer:''' Officer Under Fire about a block and a half from here.<br />
'''Aiden:''' ''(disappointed)'' That's it?<br />
'''Aiden:''' ''(disappointed)'' That's it?<br />
'''Officer:''' ''(to chatter)'' Unit 216 responding to backup, I'm less than two blocks ...(closes door)<br />
'''Officer:''' ''(to chatter)'' [[Unit 216]] responding to backup, I'm less than two blocks ...(closes door)<br />


===I Hate You===
===I Hate You===
{{Listen|title=I Hate You
{{Listen|title=I Hate You
|filename=i_hate_you.ogg
|filename=ILB_I_hate_you.ogg
}}
}}
'''Hiro:''' ''(on chatter)'' Kamal, what's going on?<br />
'''Hiro:''' ''(on chatter)'' Kamal, what's going on?<br />
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===Tack Hammer===
===Tack Hammer===
{{Listen|title=Tack Hammer
{{Listen|title=Tack Hammer
|filename=tack_hammer.ogg
|filename=ILB_Tack_hammer.ogg
}}
}}
'''Aiden:''' ''(smug)'' You were afraid. You were thinking I might be the kind of guy who would hold a grudge. Say, break your fingers, each one, with a tack hammer...<br />
'''Aiden:''' ''(smug)'' You were afraid. You were thinking I might be the kind of guy who would hold a grudge. Say, break your fingers, each one, with a tack hammer...<br />
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===Raining Cops===
===Raining Cops===
{{Listen|title=Raining Cops
{{Listen|title=Raining Cops
|filename=raining_cops.ogg
|filename=ILB_Raining_cops.ogg
}}
}}
''(door opens)''<br />
''(door opens)''<br />
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===Dude===
===Dude===
{{Listen|title=Dude
{{Listen|title=Dude
|filename=dude.ogg
|filename=ILB_Dude.ogg
}}
}}
'''Hiro:''' My address book, my schedule, my debit account, every damn thing!<br />
'''Hiro:''' My address book, my schedule, my debit account, every damn thing!<br />
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'''Hiro:''' ''(talking with his mouth full)'' Dude!<br />
'''Hiro:''' ''(talking with his mouth full)'' Dude!<br />


=="Witness" ([[Janissary James]])==
==Jan: "Witness"==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week2_subject2.wav Jan Audio Compilation 7min 08sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week2_subject2.wav Jan Audio Compilation 7min 08sec]
===Pigeon===
===Pigeon===
{{Listen|title=Pigeon
{{Listen|title=Pigeon
|filename=pigeon.ogg
|filename=ILB_Pigeon.ogg
}}
}}
'''[[Janissary James|Jan]]:''' Hey, Marta, whatcha got today?<br />
'''[[Janissary James|Jan]]:''' Hey, Marta, whatcha got today?<br />
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===Accessorize===
===Accessorize===
{{Listen|title=Accessorize
{{Listen|title=Accessorize
|filename=accessorize.ogg
|filename=ILB_Accessorize.ogg
}}
}}
''''Stupid Cop':''' Does your dad know you're cutting the sleeves off his old shirts?<br />
''''Stupid Cop':''' Does your dad know you're cutting the sleeves off his old shirts?<br />
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===Frustrated===
===Frustrated===
{{Listen|title=Frustrated
{{Listen|title=Frustrated
|filename=frustrated.ogg
|filename=ILB_Frustrated.ogg
}}
}}
''''Stupid Cop':''' There's so many sons of bitches in the world, Jan, being a cop is a frustrating job.<br />
''''Stupid Cop':''' There's so many sons of bitches in the world, Jan, being a cop is a frustrating job.<br />
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===To Do===
===To Do===
{{Listen|title=To Do
{{Listen|title=To Do
|filename=to_do.ogg
|filename=ILB_To_do.ogg
}}
}}
(video playing of a woman being beaten/tortured/raped?)<br />
(video playing of a woman being beaten/tortured/raped?)<br />
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===On Time===
===On Time===
{{Listen|title=On Time
{{Listen|title=On Time
|filename=on_time.ogg
|filename=ILB_On_time.ogg
}}
}}
''''Stupid Cop':''' You watch it?<br />
''''Stupid Cop':''' You watch it?<br />
'''Jan:''' What do you want?<br />
'''Jan:''' What do you want?<br />
''''Stupid Cop':''' At 8:30 tomorrow night, you need to be at the southwest corner of 4th, downtown, under the big Spaceways vacation sign.<br />
''''Stupid Cop':''' At 8:30 tomorrow night, you need to be at the southwest corner of 4th, downtown, under the big [[Spaceways]] vacation sign.<br />
'''Jan:''' What do I do?<br />
'''Jan:''' What do I do?<br />
''''Stupid Cop':''' Just be on time, we'll take it from there.<br />
''''Stupid Cop':''' Just be on time, we'll take it from there.<br />
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===Code Nothing===
===Code Nothing===
{{Listen|title=Code Nothing
{{Listen|title=Code Nothing
|filename=code_nothing.ogg
|filename=ILB_Code_nothing.ogg
}}
}}
(door opening)<br />
(door opening)<br />
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===Anything Illegal===
===Anything Illegal===
{{Listen|title=Anything Illegal
{{Listen|title=Anything Illegal
|filename=anything_illegal.ogg
|filename=ILB_Anything_illegal.ogg
}}
}}
(police siren)<br />
(police siren)<br />
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===Right===
===Right===
{{Listen|title=Right
{{Listen|title=Right
|filename=right.ogg
|filename=ILB_Right.ogg
}}
}}
'''Jan:''' (horrified) Oh my god!<br />
'''Jan:''' (horrified) Oh my god!<br />
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===Standard Procedure===
===Standard Procedure===
{{Listen|title=Standard Procedure
{{Listen|title=Standard Procedure
|filename=standard_procedure.ogg
|filename=ILB_Standard_procedure.ogg
}}
}}
(chatter beeps on)<br />
(chatter beeps on)<br />
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===DRT===
===DRT===
{{Listen|title=DRT
{{Listen|title=DRT
|filename=drt.ogg
|filename=ILB_Drt.ogg
}}
}}
''''Stupid Cop':''' We'll get you home as soon as we've taken a statement, Miss James.<br />
''''Stupid Cop':''' We'll get you home as soon as we've taken a statement, Miss James.<br />
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===Creamsicle===
===Creamsicle===
{{Listen|title=Creamsicle
{{Listen|title=Creamsicle
|filename=creamsicle.ogg
|filename=ILB_Creamsicle.ogg
}}
}}
(car drives; background radio chatter)<br />
(car drives; background radio chatter)<br />
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===Miracle===
===Miracle===
{{Listen|title=Miracle
{{Listen|title=Miracle
|filename=miracles.ogg
|filename=ILB_Miracles.ogg
}}
}}
''''Stupid Cop':''' ...and a couple of days later, I figured out you were the answer to a prayer.<br />
''''Stupid Cop':''' ...and a couple of days later, I figured out you were the answer to a prayer.<br />
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===Asset===
===Asset===
{{Listen|title=Asset
{{Listen|title=Asset
|filename=asset.ogg
|filename=ILB_Asset.ogg
}}
}}
''''Stupid Cop':''' Shoplifting. Play high school goddess for the tormented geeks in your neighborhood.<br />
''''Stupid Cop':''' Shoplifting. Play high school goddess for the tormented geeks in your neighborhood.<br />
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''''Stupid Cop':''' ...Yeah. Okay.<br />
''''Stupid Cop':''' ...Yeah. Okay.<br />


=="If Someone Was Listening" ([[Jersey Morelli]] and [[Durga]])==
==Jersey: "If Someone Was Listening"==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week2_subject1.wav Jersey Audio Compilation 4min 43sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week2_subject1.wav Jersey Audio Compilation 4min 43sec]
===The Human Heart===
===The Human Heart===
{{Listen|title=The Human Heart
{{Listen|title=The Human Heart
|filename=the_human_heart.ogg
|filename=ILB_The_human_heart.ogg
}}
}}
(jazz music plays)<br />
(jazz music plays)<br />
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===Curious Girl===
===Curious Girl===
{{Listen|title=Curious Girl
{{Listen|title=Curious Girl
|filename=curious_girl.ogg
|filename=ILB_Curious_girl.ogg
}}
}}
'''Jersey:''' It doesn't matter, forget about it.<br />
'''Jersey:''' It doesn't matter, forget about it.<br />
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===Exclusive License===
===Exclusive License===
{{Listen|title=Exclusive License
{{Listen|title=Exclusive License
|filename=exclusive_license.ogg
|filename=ILB_Exclusive_license.ogg
}}
}}
'''Jersey:''' So, about Kamal.<br />
'''Jersey:''' So, about Kamal.<br />
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===Good at my Job===
===Good at my Job===
{{Listen|title=Good at my Job
{{Listen|title=Good at my Job
|filename=good_at_my_job.ogg
|filename=ILB_Good_at_my_job.ogg
}}
}}
(recording starts)<br />
(recording starts)<br />
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===Awful Fast===
===Awful Fast===
{{Listen|title=Awful Fast
{{Listen|title=Awful Fast
|filename=awful_fast.ogg
|filename=ILB_Awful_fast.ogg
}}
}}
'''Jersey:''' Bees?<br />
'''Jersey:''' Bees?<br />
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===Real===
===Real===
{{Listen|title=Real
{{Listen|title=Real
|filename=real.ogg
|filename=ILB_Real.ogg
}}
}}
(recording starts)<br />
(recording starts)<br />
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===Creepy===
===Creepy===
{{Listen|title=Creepy
{{Listen|title=Creepy
|filename=creepy.ogg
|filename=ILB_Creepy.ogg
}}
}}
'''Jersey:''' Hang on, let me turn this off...(turns off the jazz) You know, I just had a creepy thought.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Hang on, let me turn this off...(turns off the jazz) You know, I just had a creepy thought.<br />
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'''Jersey:''' Yeah, I guess you're right, but if they were... creeeeepy.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Yeah, I guess you're right, but if they were... creeeeepy.<br />


=="Old Spies" ([[Herzog]])==
==Herzog: "Old Spies"==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week2_subject5.wav Herzog Audio Compilation 1min 43sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week2_subject5.wav Herzog Audio Compilation 1min 43sec]


===Key Lime===
===Key Lime===
{{Listen|title=Key Lime reversed; forwards
{{Listen|title=Key Lime reversed; forwards
|filename=Key lime-forwards.ogg
|filename=ILB Key lime-forwards.ogg
}}
}}
{{Listen|title=Key Lime backwards
{{Listen|title=Key Lime backwards
|filename=key_lime.ogg
|filename=ILB_Key_lime.ogg
}}
}}
(entering pub)<br />
(entering pub)<br />
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===Candidate===
===Candidate===
{{Listen|title=Candidate
{{Listen|title=Candidate
|filename=candidate.ogg
|filename=ILB_Candidate.ogg
}}
}}
'''Herzog:''' Right.<br />
'''Herzog:''' Right.<br />
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==Sources==
==Sources==
<references/>
{{Ref/Sources}}
[[Category: I Love Bees]]
 
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