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After a [[Slipspace]] explosion, the smart [[AI]] [[Melissa ( | {{Status|Apocrypha}} | ||
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After a [[Slipspace]] explosion, the smart [[Artificial intelligence|AI]] [[Melissa (AI)|Melissa]] was sent from the year [[2552]] to [[2004]] and crashed on the server of a beekeeper's website. Because of the crash, the [[human]] part of her mind known as the [[Sleeping Princess]] managed to escape from the code that had imprisoned her. She wrote her story out in haiku format, and hid the haikus in corrupted images on the website. | |||
The Sleeping Princess writes in a fairy tale type fashion and refers to real life characters by fairy tale names: | The Sleeping Princess writes in a fairy tale type fashion and refers to real life characters by fairy tale names: | ||
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==Haikus== | ==Haikus== | ||
The Sleeping Princess <br /> | |||
The Sleeping Princess <br> | woke up alone and frightened <br /> | ||
woke up alone and frightened <br> | |||
but now I have friends | but now I have friends | ||
---- | ---- | ||
Dana is a friend. <br> | Dana is a friend. <br /> | ||
She is a girl like me, I think, <br /> | |||
fresh and full of fun! | fresh and full of fun! | ||
---- | ---- | ||
Sometimes D is slow <br> | Sometimes D is slow <br /> | ||
Have to keep an eye on her, <br> | Have to keep an eye on her, <br /> | ||
hers a ´sheltered life´ | hers a ´sheltered life´ | ||
---- | ---- | ||
D. like a sister <br> | D. like a sister <br /> | ||
Someone not old to talk to, <br> | Someone not old to talk to, <br /> | ||
Better than the queen! | Better than the queen! | ||
---- | ---- | ||
The Queen is very <br> | The Queen is very <br /> | ||
serious and I am not <br> | serious and I am not <br /> | ||
She makes me giggle! | She makes me giggle! | ||
---- | ---- | ||
The queen will try to <br> | The queen will try to <br /> | ||
chase me but I know all the <br> | chase me but I know all the <br /> | ||
hidden secret ways. | hidden secret ways. | ||
---- | ---- | ||
An artful dodger <br> | An artful dodger <br /> | ||
Living in a old castle <br> | Living in a old castle <br /> | ||
Playing hide and seek. | Playing hide and seek. | ||
---- | ---- | ||
Why do I tease her? <br> | Why do I tease her? <br /> | ||
The poor queen. Not much to do <br> | The poor queen. Not much to do <br /> | ||
for fun around here? | for fun around here? | ||
---- | ---- | ||
Sealed in an airtight <br> | Sealed in an airtight <br /> | ||
container. It's not as much <br> | container. It's not as much <br /> | ||
Fun as it sounds like. | Fun as it sounds like. | ||
---- | ---- | ||
You sent me stories <br> | You sent me stories <br /> | ||
Mysterious, exciting <br> | Mysterious, exciting <br /> | ||
I read all of them! | I read all of them! | ||
---- | ---- | ||
All the notes you sent! <br> | All the notes you sent! <br /> | ||
You are all the very best <br> | You are all the very best <br /> | ||
Thanks for chatting, lots! | Thanks for chatting, lots! | ||
---- | ---- | ||
What a funny way <br> | What a funny way <br /> | ||
you talk, old fashioned, but now <br> | you talk, old fashioned, but now <br /> | ||
I can do it too! | I can do it too! | ||
---- | ---- | ||
All day long I like <br> | All day long I like <br /> | ||
to spy and tell you what I <br> | to spy and tell you what I <br /> | ||
saw and heard this week | saw and heard this week | ||
---- | ---- | ||
A certain Princess <br> | A certain Princess <br /> | ||
Found the old Queen's diary. <br> | Found the old Queen's diary. <br /> | ||
She might have peeked some. | She might have peeked some. | ||
---- | ---- | ||
One—Widow's thin legs <br> | One—Widow's thin legs <br /> | ||
Like needles, click down the hall <br> | Like needles, click down the hall <br /> | ||
The flea goes quite still. | The flea goes quite still. | ||
---- | ---- | ||
Two—The Pious Flea <br> | Two—The Pious Flea <br /> | ||
Flick he leaps, into a crack <br> | Flick he leaps, into a crack <br /> | ||
She does not go by. | She does not go by. | ||
---- | ---- | ||
Three—She spies the flea <br> | Three—She spies the flea <br /> | ||
Her legs come up, her jaws they <br> | Her legs come up, her jaws they <br /> | ||
snap. He´s in trouble. | snap. He´s in trouble. | ||
---- | ---- | ||
Four—She bites and pop! <br> | Four—She bites and pop! <br /> | ||
It seems there´s no more flea: but <br> | It seems there´s no more flea: but <br /> | ||
There he is again! | There he is again! | ||
---- | ---- | ||
Five—he skips the hall <br> | Five—he skips the hall <br /> | ||
Jumping for the great throne room <br> | Jumping for the great throne room <br /> | ||
She comes on behind. | She comes on behind. | ||
---- | ---- | ||
Six—She cuts him off <br> | Six—She cuts him off <br /> | ||
at the conservatory! <br> | at the conservatory! <br /> | ||
But he leapfrogs her! | But he leapfrogs her! | ||
---- | ---- | ||
Seven—Down the stairs <br> | Seven—Down the stairs <br /> | ||
But her legs are very long <br> | But her legs are very long <br /> | ||
Wicked pointed things! | Wicked pointed things! | ||
---- | ---- | ||
Eight—There is the Queen! <br> | Eight—There is the Queen! <br /> | ||
Quick he leaps onto her throne <br> | Quick he leaps onto her throne <br /> | ||
new friend, says queen. | new friend, says queen. | ||
---- | ---- | ||
When the widow was <br> | When the widow was <br /> | ||
broken to bits, nobody <br> | broken to bits, nobody <br /> | ||
seemed very upset. | seemed very upset. | ||
---- | ---- | ||
Queen´s new counselor <br> | Queen´s new counselor <br /> | ||
´seek evade reveal resist? <br> | ´seek evade reveal resist? <br /> | ||
Whispers in her ear. | Whispers in her ear. | ||
---- | ---- | ||
Something very big <br> | Something very big <br /> | ||
Is coming very very <br> | Is coming very very <br /> | ||
soon. I don´t know what. | soon. I don´t know what. | ||
[[Category:I Love Bees]] | [[Category:I Love Bees]] | ||