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!align=center|June 3, 2007
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<center><font size="4.75">'''The Oracle'''</font><br>''The Unofficial Newsletter of [[Main Page|Halopedia]]''</center><br>Hello, '''{{PAGENAME}}''', and once again, the '''[[user:RelentlessRecusant|Oracle]]''' bids thee tidings in this release of the '''Oracle Newsletter''', for the week of June 3, 2007!<br>
<center><font size="4.75">'''The Oracle'''</font><br />''The Unofficial Newsletter of [[Main Page|Halopedia]]''</center><br />Hello, '''{{PAGENAME}}''', and once again, the '''[[user:RelentlessRecusant|Oracle]]''' bids thee tidings in this release of the '''Oracle Newsletter''', for the week of June 3, 2007!<br />
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<font size="3">'''Wha's goin' on?'''</font><br><br>
<font size="3">'''Wha's goin' on?'''</font><br /><br />
*'''Someone's in trouble!''' In the Bungie Weekly Update for this week (what else would it be for, this month?), a ton of people, including me, got busted for doing things Bungie doesn't like; in my case, it was humping a corpse that became a cadaver by someone else's works--WHO WOULDA THUNK!?
*'''Someone's in trouble!''' In the Bungie Weekly Update for this week (what else would it be for, this month?), a ton of people, including me, got busted for doing things Bungie doesn't like; in my case, it was humping a corpse that became a cadaver by someone else's works--WHO WOULDA THUNK!?
*'''HaloClix!!!''' I didn't really read much about it, so don't ask me any questions, but there's a think called HaloClix now... looks pretty; check it out.
*'''HaloClix!!!''' I didn't really read much about it, so don't ask me any questions, but there's a think called HaloClix now... looks pretty; check it out.
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*'''''113''''' days remaining until the release of the renowned ''[[Halo 3]]'' in September!!!
*'''''113''''' days remaining until the release of the renowned ''[[Halo 3]]'' in September!!!
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<font size="3">'''Local news'''</font><br><br>
<font size="3">'''Local news'''</font><br /><br />
*[[User:Esemono|Esemono]] and [[User:Dragonclaws|Dragonclaws]] appear to have '''deserted''' us! Also, [[User:Porplemontage|Steve]] has been declared inactive, to which he replied "okay." This leaves us only with [[User:ED|ED]], who, rather than being the dictator here, is looking for more sysops! You can find [[User:Guesty-Persony-Thingy|GPT]]'s run for administratorship [[Forum:Guesty-Persony-Thingy RfA|here]], and [[User:RelentlessRecusant|RR]]'s [[Forum:Should RR be an administrator?|here]]!
*[[User:Esemono|Esemono]] and [[User:Dragonclaws|Dragonclaws]] appear to have '''deserted''' us! Also, [[User:Porplemontage|Steve]] has been declared inactive, to which he replied "okay." This leaves us only with [[User:ED|ED]], who, rather than being the dictator here, is looking for more sysops! You can find [[User:Guesty-Persony-Thingy|GPT]]'s run for administratorship [[Forum:Guesty-Persony-Thingy RfA|here]], and [[User:RelentlessRecusant|RR]]'s [[Forum:Should RR be an administrator?|here]]!
*GPT, it seems, has coined a really catchy term that no one here uses but even Wikia admins have been caught using: '''SEXEH!''' It started on IRC when GPT first said "AH AM ENCREDEBLEH SEXEH!!!" and it just went downhill from there. ;D
*GPT, it seems, has coined a really catchy term that no one here uses but even Wikia admins have been caught using: '''SEXEH!''' It started on IRC when GPT first said "AH AM ENCREDEBLEH SEXEH!!!" and it just went downhill from there. ;D
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<font size="3">'''Meet Someone New!'''</font><br><br>[[Image:Gruntiness.jpeg|right|100px]][[Image:You Have Seen.jpg|left|115px]]
<font size="3">'''Meet Someone New!'''</font><br /><br />[[Image:Gruntiness.jpeg|right|100px]][[Image:You Have Seen.jpg|left|115px]]
'''[[User:KillerCRS|Kwarsh]]''' is the distinguished community member of this week. He joined Halopedia on February 10th, 2007 so he could edit an article. Having little to no wiki knowledge, he screwed it up, overlapping templates and making red links. Having very little edits, Kwarsh is still well known around here. He is a regular attender of GPT's SEXEH PARTEES and has been known to claim himself as the Grunty lord of all the Grunts. He is currently planning to marry GPT on the night of June 3rd, 2007. You can speak to him at [[User talk:KillerCRS|his talk page]]. Once again, meet Kwarsh!<br><br>
'''[[User:KillerCRS|Kwarsh]]''' is the distinguished community member of this week. He joined Halopedia on February 10th, 2007 so he could edit an article. Having little to no wiki knowledge, he screwed it up, overlapping templates and making red links. Having very little edits, Kwarsh is still well known around here. He is a regular attender of GPT's SEXEH PARTEES and has been known to claim himself as the Grunty lord of all the Grunts. He is currently planning to marry GPT on the night of June 3rd, 2007. You can speak to him at [[User talk:KillerCRS|his talk page]]. Once again, meet Kwarsh!<br /><br />
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