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{{era|ILB}}
{{Status|Apocrypha}}
{{AxonClips}}
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===In each pit===
===In each pit===
{{Listen|title=In each pit
{{Listen|title=In each pit
|filename=ILB in_each_pit.ogg
|filename=ILB_In_each_pit.ogg
}}
}}
'''Aiden:''' Okay, from here we can monitor the whole casino floor.<br />
'''Aiden:''' Okay, from here we can monitor the whole casino floor.<br />
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===Twenty percent===
===Twenty percent===
{{Listen|title=Twenty percent
{{Listen|title=Twenty percent
|filename=ILB twenty_percent.ogg
|filename=ILB_Twenty_percent.ogg
}}
}}
'''Mr. F:''' We've got archives of all their plays in the last 10 days. Figure out how they're screwing me...<br />
'''Mr. F:''' We've got archives of all their plays in the last 10 days. Figure out how they're screwing me...<br />
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===Uvular implants===
===Uvular implants===
{{Listen|title=Uvular implants
{{Listen|title=Uvular implants
|filename=ILB uvular_implants.ogg
|filename=ILB_Uvular_implants.ogg
}}
}}
'''Kamal:''' Thanks for the ride<br />
'''Kamal:''' Thanks for the ride<br />
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===Slingbacks===
===Slingbacks===
{{Listen|title=Slingbacks
{{Listen|title=Slingbacks
|filename=ILB slingbacks.ogg
|filename=ILB_Slingbacks.ogg
}}
}}
'''Kamal:''' He's not even counting the cards himself. He's got a tally running on a corneal... but... you really don't care do you...<br />
'''Kamal:''' He's not even counting the cards himself. He's got a tally running on a corneal... but... you really don't care do you...<br />
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===So dense===
===So dense===
{{Listen|title=So dense
{{Listen|title=So dense
|filename=ILB so_dense.ogg
|filename=ILB_So_dense.ogg
}}
}}
'''Kamal:''' Those are the ones with buckles right?<br />
'''Kamal:''' Those are the ones with buckles right?<br />
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===Hey Bev===
===Hey Bev===
{{Listen|title=Hey Bev
{{Listen|title=Hey Bev
|filename=ILB hey_bev.ogg
|filename=ILB_Hey_bev.ogg
}}
}}
'''Bev:''' Hello... And welcome to Hot'n'Cold... Please, place your thumb on the transaction plate.<br />
'''Bev:''' Hello... And welcome to Hot'n'Cold... Please, place your thumb on the transaction plate.<br />
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===Such pigs===
===Such pigs===
{{Listen|title=Such pigs
{{Listen|title=Such pigs
|filename=ILB such_pigs.ogg
|filename=ILB_Such_pigs.ogg
}}
}}
'''Jan:''' Well you sure don't want to lose them to that slutty cash register do ya?<br />
'''Jan:''' Well you sure don't want to lose them to that slutty cash register do ya?<br />
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===Optical===
===Optical===
{{Listen|title=Optical
{{Listen|title=Optical
|filename=ILB optical.ogg
|filename=ILB_Optical.ogg
}}
}}
'''Paolo: '''Look, you're the girl that was at Sharfie's last week aren't you?<br />
'''Paolo: '''Look, you're the girl that was at Sharfie's last week aren't you?<br />
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===Mr. Congeniality===
===Mr. Congeniality===
{{Listen|title=Mr. Congeniality
{{Listen|title=Mr. Congeniality
|filename=ILB mr_congeniality.ogg
|filename=ILB_Mr_congeniality.ogg
}}
}}
'''Gene:''' Who the hell are you?<br />
'''Gene:''' Who the hell are you?<br />
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'''Jan:''' I like to dance.<br />
'''Jan:''' I like to dance.<br />
'''Gene:''' Oh, you just bought yourself a bullet in the back, bitch!<br />
'''Gene:''' Oh, you just bought yourself a bullet in the back, bitch!<br />
'''Jan:''' Oh, only the guy with the [[sniper rifle]] across the street has 2 broken arms...<br />
'''Jan:''' Oh, only the guy with the [[Sniper rifle (disambiguation)|sniper rifle]] across the street has 2 broken arms...<br />
'''Gene:''' [[Pete]]?<br />
'''Gene:''' [[Pete]]?<br />
'''Jan:''' And the girl with the ponytail, the one who was supposed to cover you from the roof?<br />
'''Jan:''' And the girl with the ponytail, the one who was supposed to cover you from the roof?<br />
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===Posture counts===
===Posture counts===
{{Listen|title=Posture counts
{{Listen|title=Posture counts
|filename=ILB posture_counts.ogg
|filename=ILB_Posture_counts.ogg
}}
}}
'''Jan:''' Alright. Get up... Get. Up. Now, from the top. And remember, posture counts. There's the gun. Pick it up. Come on, big dog. Let's go again.<br />
'''Jan:''' Alright. Get up... Get. Up. Now, from the top. And remember, posture counts. There's the gun. Pick it up. Come on, big dog. Let's go again.<br />
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===Wee wee wee===
===Wee wee wee===
{{Listen|title=Wee wee wee
{{Listen|title=Wee wee wee
|filename=ILB wee_wee_wee.ogg
|filename=ILB_Wee_wee_wee.ogg
}}
}}
(scream of pain)<br />
(scream of pain)<br />
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===Just snacks===
===Just snacks===
{{Listen|title=Just snacks
{{Listen|title=Just snacks
|filename=ILB just_snacks.ogg
|filename=ILB_Just_snacks.ogg
}}
}}
'''Bev:''' Hello! And welcome to hot in cold. Please, place your thumb on the transaction plate.<br />
'''Bev:''' Hello! And welcome to hot in cold. Please, place your thumb on the transaction plate.<br />
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===Your first mistake===
===Your first mistake===
{{Listen|title=Your first mistake
{{Listen|title=Your first mistake
|filename=ILB your_first_mistake.ogg
|filename=ILB_Your_first_mistake.ogg
}}
}}
'''[[George Shebura|George]]:''' Mr. Morelli. Hm. We will be making a record of this audit. My name is George Shebura. I'm an associate fiscal investigator. You have the right to have your accountant present.<br />
'''[[George Shebura|George]]:''' Mr. Morelli. Hm. We will be making a record of this audit. My name is George Shebura. I'm an associate fiscal investigator. You have the right to have your accountant present.<br />
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===Refreshingly cool===
===Refreshingly cool===
{{Listen|title=Refreshingly cool
{{Listen|title=Refreshingly cool
|filename=ILB refreshingly_cool.ogg
|filename=ILB_Refreshingly_cool.ogg
}}
}}
'''George:''' Hm. Your return seems better organized than I remember.<br />
'''George:''' Hm. Your return seems better organized than I remember.<br />
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===Thermostat===
===Thermostat===
{{Listen|title=Thermostat
{{Listen|title=Thermostat
|filename=ILB thermostat.ogg
|filename=ILB_Thermostat.ogg
}}
}}
'''George:''' I'm afraid you'll have to reschedule your audit, Mr. Morelli. I can't be expected to work under these conditions.<br />
'''George:''' I'm afraid you'll have to reschedule your audit, Mr. Morelli. I can't be expected to work under these conditions.<br />
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===I looked it up===
===I looked it up===
{{Listen|title=I looked it up
{{Listen|title=I looked it up
|filename=ILB i_looked_it_up.ogg
|filename=ILB_I_looked_it_up.ogg
}}
}}
'''Jersey:''' Shut it off. (Durga turns off the music)<br />
'''Jersey:''' Shut it off. (Durga turns off the music)<br />
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===Formal wear===
===Formal wear===
{{Listen|title=Formal wear
{{Listen|title=Formal wear
|filename=ILB formal_wear.ogg
|filename=ILB_Formal_wear.ogg
}}
}}
'''Rani:''' Are you a cop?<br />
'''Rani:''' Are you a cop?<br />
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===My landlady===
===My landlady===
{{Listen|title=My landlady
{{Listen|title=My landlady
|filename=ILB my_landlady.ogg
|filename=ILB_My_landlady.ogg
}}
}}
'''College boy: '''It's a test for new recruits, and you did great.<br />
'''College boy: '''It's a test for new recruits, and you did great.<br />
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===Domestic bliss===
===Domestic bliss===
{{Listen|title=Domestic bliss
{{Listen|title=Domestic bliss
|filename=ILB domestic_bliss.ogg
|filename=ILB_Domestic_bliss.ogg
}}
}}
(mumbling in an apartment)<br />
(mumbling in an apartment)<br />
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===Flower delivery===
===Flower delivery===
{{Listen|title=Flower delivery
{{Listen|title=Flower delivery
|filename=ILB flower_delivery.ogg}}
|filename=ILB_Flower_delivery.ogg}}
'''Rani:''' So the guy with the spikey hair says: "Can I walk you home? And see what real people wear?"<br />
'''Rani:''' So the guy with the spikey hair says: "Can I walk you home? And see what real people wear?"<br />
(laughs)<br />
(laughs)<br />
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===Desktop model===
===Desktop model===
{{Listen|title=Desktop model
{{Listen|title=Desktop model
|filename=ILB desktop_model.ogg
|filename=ILB_Desktop_model.ogg
}}
}}
'''Rani:''' This is where you work?<br />
'''Rani:''' This is where you work?<br />
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===So mean===
===So mean===
{{Listen|title=So mean
{{Listen|title=So mean
|filename=ILB so_mean.ogg
|filename=ILB_So_mean.ogg
}}
}}
'''Rani:''' Like a chatter you get in quickie store?<br />
'''Rani:''' Like a chatter you get in quickie store?<br />
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===Guess not===
===Guess not===
{{Listen|title=Guess not
{{Listen|title=Guess not
|filename=ILB guess_not.ogg
|filename=ILB_Guess_not.ogg
}}
}}
'''Rani:''' Trevor? What do you suppose it's doing?<br />
'''Rani:''' Trevor? What do you suppose it's doing?<br />
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===Relocate===
===Relocate===
{{Listen|title=Relocate
{{Listen|title=Relocate
|filename=ILB relocate.ogg
|filename=ILB_Relocate.ogg
}}
}}
'''Trevor: '''Look at that. Don't they look great?<br />
'''Trevor: '''Look at that. Don't they look great?<br />
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===Knockout gas===
===Knockout gas===
{{Listen|title=Knockout gas
{{Listen|title=Knockout gas
|filename=ILB knockout_gas.ogg
|filename=ILB_Knockout_gas.ogg
}}
}}
'''Rani:''' Thanks. I'm back. I'm selling them at a flea market.<br />
'''Rani:''' Thanks. I'm back. I'm selling them at a flea market.<br />
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'''Lieutenant:''' Yes sir! Oh... oh my god... you mean [[Troy]] and Harmony are--<br />
'''Lieutenant:''' Yes sir! Oh... oh my god... you mean [[Troy]] and Harmony are--<br />
'''Herzog/COM:''' --(cranky) I don't know. I'm stuck in a dusty old office and no one tells me anything!<br />
'''Herzog/COM:''' --(cranky) I don't know. I'm stuck in a dusty old office and no one tells me anything!<br />
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[[Category:I Love Bees]]
[[Category:I Love Bees]]