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'''Axon Clips Chapter 1''' was the first chapter of the [[I love bees|I Love Bees]] audio drama. It takes place during the second week of August, [[2552]].<ref>Each chapter is a week apart, and the last chapter includes the start of the Covenant invasion of Earth: a verifiable date.</ref> It is made up of four separate sections that include "The Walk-away Girl", "The Arrangement", "Boy Meets Girl", and "I Had a Receipt", which respectively focus on the characters [[Janissary James]], [[Kamal Zaman]], [[Jersey Morelli]], and [[Herzog]].<ref>http://www.ilovebees.com/humptydumpty.html</ref> They are transcribed here in a more chronological order than the one originally posted by the official site. To experience it in the manner originally revealed, read/listen to the sections as follows: "The Walk-away Girl", "The Arrangement", "Boy Meets Girl", and "I Had a Receipt". | '''Axon Clips Chapter 1''' was the first chapter of the [[I love bees|I Love Bees]] audio drama. It takes place during the second week of August, [[2552]].<ref>Each chapter is a week apart, and the last chapter includes the start of the Covenant invasion of Earth: a verifiable date.</ref> It is made up of four separate sections that include "The Walk-away Girl", "The Arrangement", "Boy Meets Girl", and "I Had a Receipt", which respectively focus on the characters [[Janissary James]], [[Kamal Zaman]], [[Jersey Morelli]], and [[Herzog]].<ref>http://www.ilovebees.com/humptydumpty.html</ref> They are transcribed here in a more chronological order than the one originally posted by the official site. To experience it in the manner originally revealed, read/listen to the sections as follows: "The Walk-away Girl", "The Arrangement", "Boy Meets Girl", and "I Had a Receipt". | ||
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'''Jersey:''' Genie?? Genie?!<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Genie?? Genie?!<br /> | ||
'''[[Durga]]:''' I'm sorry.<br /> | '''[[Durga]]:''' I'm sorry.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Did you | '''Jersey:''' Did you just—holy crap she's gone!<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' She tried to sting me.<br /> | '''Durga:''' She tried to sting me.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' You killed her!<br /> | '''Jersey:''' You killed her!<br /> | ||
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'''Jan''': Well that was fun. I see you're actually letting the [[Roadware|road]] drive us home. How law-abiding of you. Look, it was nothing, okay? It was some friends of mine, they turtled a | '''Jan''': Well that was fun. I see you're actually letting the [[Roadware|road]] drive us home. How law-abiding of you. Look, it was nothing, okay? It was some friends of mine, they turtled a [[razorback]] and then they had to return the gate pass, or else Dwain's dad was going to get spiked for dereliction.<br /> | ||
'''James J''': Jan...<br /> | '''James J''': Jan...<br /> | ||
'''Jan''': What the hell do you want from me? I mean, I beat the quiz okay? Nothing's going to happen.<br /> | '''Jan''': What the hell do you want from me? I mean, I beat the quiz okay? Nothing's going to happen.<br /> | ||
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'''James J''': I'll take care of it.<br /> | '''James J''': I'll take care of it.<br /> | ||
'''Jan''': How?<br /> | '''Jan''': How?<br /> | ||
'''James J''': Don't worry honey. It's okay. I'll take care of it. | '''James J''': Don't worry honey. It's okay. I'll take care of it. | ||
==Kamal: "The Arrangement"== | ==Kamal: "The Arrangement"== | ||
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'''Kamal:''' Hiro, what I know about eyes is dissecting them.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Hiro, what I know about eyes is dissecting them.<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' Well okay, it just says eyes here.<br /> | '''Hiro:''' Well okay, it just says eyes here.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' I was better off with the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liver_Fluke liver fluke]s, this is a disaster. Nothing's going--<br /> | '''Kamal:''' I was better off with the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liver_Fluke liver fluke] s, this is a disaster. Nothing's going--<br /> | ||
'''Waiter:''' Sir?<br /> | '''Waiter:''' Sir?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Hold on. Yes?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Hold on. Yes?<br /> | ||
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(knock on the door)<br /> | (knock on the door)<br /> | ||
'''Herzog''': Any data yet?<br /> | '''Herzog''': Any data yet?<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant''': A lot of chatter from the cable, sir. Looks like a ship dropped in, inside [[ | '''Lieutenant''': A lot of chatter from the cable, sir. Looks like a ship dropped in, inside [[luna]]r orbit.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog''': A ship...<br /> | '''Herzog''': A ship...<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant''': One of ours. The | '''Lieutenant''': One of ours. The [[UNSC Apocalypso|Apocalypso]].<br /> | ||
'''Herzog''': Jeezus.<br /> | '''Herzog''': Jeezus.<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant''': Sorry sir, I should have been more specific.<br /> | '''Lieutenant''': Sorry sir, I should have been more specific.<br /> | ||
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==Sources== | ==Sources== | ||
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[[Category:I Love Bees]] | [[Category:I Love Bees]] | ||