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'''Axon Clips Chapter 1''' was the first chapter of the [[I Love Bees]] audio drama. It takes place during the second week of August, [[2552]].<ref>Each chapter is a week apart, and the last chapter includes the start of the Covenant invasion of Earth: a verifiable date.</ref> It is made up of four separate sections that include "The Walk-away Girl", "The Arrangement", "Boy Meets Girl", and "I Had a Receipt", which respectively focus on the characters [[Janissary James]], [[Kamal Zaman]], [[Jersey Morelli]], and [[Herzog]].<ref>http://www.ilovebees.com/humptydumpty.html</ref> They are transcribed here in a more chronological order than the one originally posted by the official site. To experience it in the manner originally revealed, read/listen to the sections as follows: "The Walk-away Girl", "The Arrangement", "Boy Meets Girl", and "I Had a Receipt". | '''Axon Clips Chapter 1''' was the first chapter of the [[I love bees|I Love Bees]] audio drama. It takes place during the second week of August, [[2552]].<ref>Each chapter is a week apart, and the last chapter includes the start of the Covenant invasion of Earth: a verifiable date.</ref> It is made up of four separate sections that include "The Walk-away Girl", "The Arrangement", "Boy Meets Girl", and "I Had a Receipt", which respectively focus on the characters [[Janissary James]], [[Kamal Zaman]], [[Jersey Morelli]], and [[Herzog]].<ref>http://www.ilovebees.com/humptydumpty.html</ref> They are transcribed here in a more chronological order than the one originally posted by the official site. To experience it in the manner originally revealed, read/listen to the sections as follows: "The Walk-away Girl", "The Arrangement", "Boy Meets Girl", and "I Had a Receipt". | ||
=="Boy Meets Girl" ([[Jersey Morelli]] and [[Durga]])== | =="Boy Meets Girl" ([[Jersey Morelli]] and [[Durga]])== | ||
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'''[[Jersey]]:''' Hello? Hello. Genie?<br /> | '''[[Jersey Morelli|Jersey]]:''' Hello? Hello. Genie?<br /> | ||
'''Genie:''' [[Genie Personal Assistant|Genie personal assistant]], restarting.<br /> | '''Genie:''' [[Genie Personal Assistant|Genie personal assistant]], restarting.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Restarting? What the...? Oh man, the whole friggin' system just collapsed!<br />Genie, is the equipment okay?<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Restarting? What the...? Oh man, the whole friggin' system just collapsed!<br />Genie, is the equipment okay?<br /> | ||
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'''Jersey:''' How did you know?<br /> | '''Jersey:''' How did you know?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Input buffer<br /> | '''Durga:''' Input buffer<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' You're a [[navy]] sentinel aren't you?<br /> | '''Jersey:''' You're a [[uNSC Navy|navy]] sentinel aren't you?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' No. There were two of them trying to get past your security-bot though.<br /> | '''Durga:''' No. There were two of them trying to get past your security-bot though.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Jesus... What did you do to ''them''?<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Jesus... What did you do to ''them''?<br /> | ||
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'''Durga:''' Jersey Morelli.<br /> | '''Durga:''' Jersey Morelli.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Damn!<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Damn!<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Father [[Jason Morelli|Jason]]'s a [[corporal]] in the [[ONI Signal Corps|Signal Corps]], attached to [[ | '''Durga:''' Father [[Jason Morelli|Jason]]'s a [[corporal]] in the [[ONI Signal Corps|Signal Corps]], attached to [[Office of Naval Intelligence|Naval Intelligence.]] [[Radio Beacon Deployment Program]]. He left you the material currently playing over this room's audio servers.<br /> | ||
[http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/c/ce/Reflected.ogg Reflected]<br /> | [http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/c/ce/Reflected.ogg Reflected]<br /> | ||
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'''Durga:''' Absent from home and current tour of duty 513 days. Mother: [[Bonita Morelli|Bonita]], 41, waitress. Covertly seeing a man named [[Simon Brown]], every other Thursday at the [[Waterfront Hotel]].<br /> | '''Durga:''' Absent from home and current tour of duty 513 days. Mother: [[Bonita Morelli|Bonita]], 41, waitress. Covertly seeing a man named [[Simon Brown]], every other Thursday at the [[Waterfront Hotel]].<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Sunuvabitch!<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Sunuvabitch!<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Last seen together at the hotel restaurant, farm [[tuna]] salad for her; meat of the day in red sauce for him. Tipped 8% in bill--<br /> | '''Durga:''' Last seen together at the hotel restaurant, farm [[list of food and drinks|tuna]] salad for her; meat of the day in red sauce for him. Tipped 8% in bill--<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Alright stop, stop! Jesus, stop already. Dammit mom... Can you do that to anyone? Can you do it to an [[admiral]]?<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Alright stop, stop! Jesus, stop already. Dammit mom... Can you do that to anyone? Can you do it to an [[admiral]]?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Which admiral?<br /> | '''Durga:''' Which admiral?<br /> | ||
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'''Jersey:''' That sucks. Okay, I'm gonna call you Durga.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' That sucks. Okay, I'm gonna call you Durga.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' But what if that's wrong?<br /> | '''Durga:''' But what if that's wrong?<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Trust me, it's at least partly right. Uh, let's try someone else. Try [[Jan James]], 4th floor of this building.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Trust me, it's at least partly right. Uh, let's try someone else. Try [[Janissary James|Jan James]], 4th floor of this building.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Janissary James, 17. Father: [[James James|James]].<br /> | '''Durga:''' Janissary James, 17. Father: [[James James|James]].<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' James<sup>2</sup>, yeah.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' James<sup>2</sup>, yeah.<br /> | ||
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'''[[ | '''[[Unidentified Marine officer (New York)|Officer]]:''' Hold on. Hold on, wait a second, what the hell just happened?<br /> | ||
'''[[Frank]]:''' Massive power interrupt. Just automatically flipped us to threat condition bravo.<br /> | '''[[Frank]]:''' Massive power interrupt. Just automatically flipped us to threat condition bravo.<br /> | ||
'''Officer:''' Hey there's a blip on the security board...<br /> | '''Officer:''' Hey there's a blip on the security board...<br /> | ||
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(alarm)<br /> | (alarm)<br /> | ||
'''Frank:''' [[Marine]] slang. Not just special forces - [[UNSC Special Forces|special special forces]].<br /> | '''Frank:''' [[UNSC Marine Corps|Marine]] slang. Not just special forces - [[UNSC Special Forces|special special forces]].<br /> | ||
'''Officer:''' I don't care if her dad was the frickin' Queen of Neptune, I want her caught!<br /> | '''Officer:''' I don't care if her dad was the frickin' Queen of Neptune, I want her caught!<br /> | ||
'''Frank:''' Taught her some moves though didn't he?<br /> | '''Frank:''' Taught her some moves though didn't he?<br /> | ||
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''''[[ | ''''[[Unidentified Bergen County police officer|Stupid Cop]]':''' Ever taken a [[PQI]]?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Pop quiz? Yeah.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Pop quiz? Yeah.<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' Why?<br /> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' Why?<br /> | ||
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''''Stupid Cop':''' You were drinking?<br /> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' You were drinking?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' What? | '''Jan:''' What? | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' You and your buddies, you were drinking? One [[beer]] lead to another, and somehow the idea of this dare came up?<br /> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' You and your buddies, you were drinking? One [[list of food and drinks|beer]] lead to another, and somehow the idea of this dare came up?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' You know how it is.<br /> | '''Jan:''' You know how it is.<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' Yes or no.<br /> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' Yes or no.<br /> | ||
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'''[[Hiro]]:''' Hello? Hello, are you there?<br /> | '''[[Hiroyuki|Hiro]]:''' Hello? Hello, are you there?<br /> | ||
'''[[Kamal Zaman|Kamal]]:''' What the hell happened?<br /> | '''[[Kamal Zaman|Kamal]]:''' What the hell happened?<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' I don't know, the connection went dead for a few seconds.<br /> | '''Hiro:''' I don't know, the connection went dead for a few seconds.<br /> | ||
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'''Hiro:''' Did her parents have to pay to get her set up with a handsome medical resident?<br /> | '''Hiro:''' Did her parents have to pay to get her set up with a handsome medical resident?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Yes. Four [[ | '''Kamal:''' Yes. Four [[list of animals|goats]], or maybe three.<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' You're joking.<br /> | '''Hiro:''' You're joking.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Of course I'm joking, you moron.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Of course I'm joking, you moron.<br /> | ||
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'''Sophia:''' No, it's really not fair, and this place is so nice.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' No, it's really not fair, and this place is so nice.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Yeah, well, I'm glad you like it.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Yeah, well, I'm glad you like it.<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' It's just that... I can't tell my mother about [[Aiden]]. She'd freak. Aiden's, you know, very...<br /> | '''Sophia:''' It's just that... I can't tell my mother about [[Aiden Maki|Aiden]]. She'd freak. Aiden's, you know, very...<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' [[Earth]]?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' [[Earth]]?<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' He has a pony-tail... he's blonde...<br /> | '''Sophia:''' He has a pony-tail... he's blonde...<br /> | ||
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'''Herzog/Cranky''': What? I can't hear a damn thing. First thing I do after this, I'm gonna call the CPA and complain about the sound quality today. First, all the bands go out, now I can hardly hear a word you're saying!<br /> | '''Herzog/Cranky''': What? I can't hear a damn thing. First thing I do after this, I'm gonna call the CPA and complain about the sound quality today. First, all the bands go out, now I can hardly hear a word you're saying!<br /> | ||
'''Maria''' (clearer): I'm sure the [[Chatter Protocol Authority]] would be happy to hear from you, sir.<br /> | '''Maria''' (clearer): I'm sure the [[Chatter Protocol Authority]] would be happy to hear from you, sir.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog/Cranky''': Damn right they would! I pay my taxes - which are outrageous, let me tell you... Last year I had this little place in [[Hellespont]] -<br /> | '''Herzog/Cranky''': Damn right they would! I pay my taxes - which are outrageous, let me tell you... Last year I had this little place in [[Hellespont system|Hellespont]] -<br /> | ||
'''Maria''': [[Troy]], sir?<br /> | '''Maria''': [[Troy]], sir?<br /> | ||
'''Herzog/Cranky''': What? Y-Yeah, Troy.<br /> | '''Herzog/Cranky''': What? Y-Yeah, Troy.<br /> | ||
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'''Herzog/Cranky''': [[Marine]] Lance Corporal [[Janet Adams]], I was very careful to write that down.<br /> | '''Herzog/Cranky''': [[UNSC Marine Corps|Marine]] Lance Corporal [[Janet Adams]], I was very careful to write that down.<br /> | ||
'''Maria''': One moment sir.<br /> | '''Maria''': One moment sir.<br /> | ||
(chatter beeps off)<br /> | (chatter beeps off)<br /> | ||
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'''Lieutenant''': A lot of chatter from the cable, sir. Looks like a ship dropped in, inside lunar orbit.<br /> | '''Lieutenant''': A lot of chatter from the cable, sir. Looks like a ship dropped in, inside lunar orbit.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog''': A ship...<br /> | '''Herzog''': A ship...<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant''': One of ours. The ''[[Apocalypso]]''.<br /> | '''Lieutenant''': One of ours. The ''[[UNSC Apocalypso|Apocalypso]]''.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog''': Jeezus.<br /> | '''Herzog''': Jeezus.<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant''': Sorry sir, I should have been more specific.<br /> | '''Lieutenant''': Sorry sir, I should have been more specific.<br /> | ||
(chatter beeps on)<br /> | (chatter beeps on)<br /> | ||
'''Maria''': I'm sorry to say Corporal Adams was [[KIA]] almost 2 months ago, sir.<br /> | '''Maria''': I'm sorry to say Corporal Adams was [[Killed in action|KIA]] almost 2 months ago, sir.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog/Cranky''': Oh. But, I have a receipt!<br /> | '''Herzog/Cranky''': Oh. But, I have a receipt!<br /> | ||
'''Maria''': *sigh* Alright. I'll pass this along to my superiors.<br /> | '''Maria''': *sigh* Alright. I'll pass this along to my superiors.<br /> | ||