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'''[[Herzog]]/Cranky''': Hello? Hello, is anyone there?<br /> | '''[[Herzog]]/Cranky''': Hello? Hello, is anyone there?<br /> | ||
''' | '''Maria''': Quartermaster's help desk, this is Maria speaking... can I help you?<br /> | ||
'''Herzog/Cranky''': I don't know, but you can sure as hell try. I was on a call with someone there - must've been an hour and a half or something - she kept putting me on hold, and then finally I'm talking to someone. Maybe it was the same girl, I don't know. And then the line goes dead and now I've gotta start all over again with the receipt and everything!<br /> | '''Herzog/Cranky''': I don't know, but you can sure as hell try. I was on a call with someone there - must've been an hour and a half or something - she kept putting me on hold, and then finally I'm talking to someone. Maybe it was the same girl, I don't know. And then the line goes dead and now I've gotta start all over again with the receipt and everything!<br /> | ||
'''Maria''': How can I help you, sir?<br /> | '''Maria''': How can I help you, sir?<br /> | ||
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'''Maria''': I assume "these guys" were Navy personnel?<br /> | '''Maria''': I assume "these guys" were Navy personnel?<br /> | ||
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'''Herzog/Cranky''': Yeah, right - Marines!<br /> | '''Herzog/Cranky''': Yeah, right - Marines!<br /> | ||
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'''Herzog/Cranky''': Marines!<br /> | '''Herzog/Cranky''': Marines!<br /> | ||
'''Maria''': This "Marine" incursion into your study occurred on Troy, sir?<br /> | '''Maria''': This "Marine" incursion into your study occurred on Troy, sir?<br /> | ||
'''Herzog/Cranky''': Yeah, that's what I was just telling you! <br /> | '''Herzog/Cranky''': Yeah, that's what I was just telling you!<br /> | ||
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'''Herzog/Cranky''': So I'm in my house on Troy, it's the middle of the night, and all of a sudden a bunch of combat booted muscle-heads barge in and hustle me at gun-point - at gun-point mind you - on some kind of transport in my damn bath-robe. Well I had some papers. Very important family papers and I made them promise to ship them to me. I managed to hold the goons off long enough to write out a bill of lading, you know - a receipt. And finally I got this really rude marine to sign it, this '[[Lance Corporal]]', and yet here I am, 3 months later and no sign of my papers - NO sign at all.<br /> | '''Herzog/Cranky''': So I'm in my house on Troy, it's the middle of the night, and all of a sudden a bunch of combat booted muscle-heads barge in and hustle me at gun-point - at gun-point mind you - on some kind of transport in my damn bath-robe. Well I had some papers. Very important family papers and I made them promise to ship them to me. I managed to hold the goons off long enough to write out a bill of lading, you know - a receipt. And finally I got this really rude marine to sign it, this '[[Lance Corporal]]', and yet here I am, 3 months later and no sign of my papers - NO sign at all.<br /> | ||
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'''Herzog/Cranky''': [[Marine]] Lance Corporal [[Janet Adams]], I was very careful to write that down.<br /> | '''Herzog/Cranky''': [[Marine]] Lance Corporal [[Janet Adams]], I was very careful to write that down.<br /> | ||