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'''Frank:''' [[Marine]] slang. Not just special forces - [[UNSC Special Forces|special special forces]].<br /> | '''Frank:''' [[Marine]] slang. Not just special forces - [[UNSC Special Forces|special special forces]].<br /> | ||
'''Officer:''' I don't care if her dad was the frickin Queen of Neptune, I want her caught!<br /> | '''Officer:''' I don't care if her dad was the frickin' Queen of Neptune, I want her caught!<br /> | ||
'''Frank:''' Taught her some moves though didn't he?<br /> | '''Frank:''' Taught her some moves though didn't he?<br /> | ||
'''Officer:''' Well, she's screwed now, we've got her surrounded. She's headed to the roof.<br /> | '''Officer:''' Well, she's screwed now, we've got her surrounded. She's headed to the roof.<br /> | ||
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[[Media:Pqi.ogg|PQI]] | [[Media:Pqi.ogg|PQI]] | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' Ever taken a PQI?<br /> | ''''[[Stupid Cop]]':''' Ever taken a PQI?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Pop quiz? Yeah.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Pop quiz? Yeah.<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' Why?<br /> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' Why?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' School stuff.<br /> | '''Jan:''' School stuff.<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' Uh huh.<br /> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' Uh huh.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' (valley girl accent) | '''Jan:''' (valley girl accent) And once this old hag at the Ag-Step said I shoplifted this mood glass which I actually just forgot about, but they made me take this stupid quiz anyway.<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' Uh huh. Put your hand on this plate and look at the light. What's your name?<br /> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' Uh huh. Put your hand on this plate and look at the light. What's your name?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Jan James<br /> | '''Jan:''' Jan James.<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' Jan short for anything?<br /> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' Jan short for anything?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Janissary.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Janissary.<br /> | ||
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(positive beep)<br /> | (positive beep)<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' So what were you doing up there?<br /> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' So what were you doing up there?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' I told the [[MP]] | '''Jan:''' I told the [[MP]]s. I was lost.<br /> | ||
(negative beep)<br /> | (negative beep)<br /> | ||
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''''Stupid Cop':''' I didn't ask what you told the MP's, I asked what you were doing up there.<br /> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' I didn't ask what you told the MP's, I asked what you were doing up there.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' It was a dare, | '''Jan:''' It was a dare, okay? These friends bet me I wouldn't climb over the fence.<br /> | ||
(positive beep)<br /> | (positive beep)<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' That's better. What friends?<br /> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' That's better. What friends?<br /> | ||
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(warning beep)<br /> | (warning beep)<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' (to himself) A little skew from baseline. Not too much, not probable cause. (to Jan) There's people out there who know how to beat the quiz, did you know that?<br /> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' (to himself) A little skew from baseline. Not too much, not probable cause. (to Jan) There's people out there who know how to beat the quiz, did you know that?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Yeah<br /> | '''Jan:''' Yeah.<br /> | ||
(positive beep)<br /> | (positive beep)<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' You were drinking?<br /> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' You were drinking?<br /> | ||
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''''Stupid Cop':''' You and your buddies, you were drinking? One [[beer]] lead to another, and somehow the idea of this dare came up?<br /> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' You and your buddies, you were drinking? One [[beer]] lead to another, and somehow the idea of this dare came up?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' You know how it is.<br /> | '''Jan:''' You know how it is.<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' Yes or no<br /> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' Yes or no.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Yes.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Yes.<br /> | ||
(positive beep)<br /> | (positive beep)<br /> | ||
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''''Stupid Cop':''' Hm. There's a spike on the baseline...<br /> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' Hm. There's a spike on the baseline...<br /> | ||
'''James J:''' Can I take her home?<br /> | '''James J:''' Can I take her home?<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' Uh not yet. We've got to take a statement, do some tests, standard operating procedure. The | ''''Stupid Cop':''' Uh not yet. We've got to take a statement, do some tests, standard operating procedure. The MPs only brought her here because we have a lab on site. | ||
'''Jan:''' I wasn't doing anything.<br /> | '''Jan:''' I wasn't doing anything.<br /> | ||
'''James J:''' What kind of tests?<br /> | '''James J:''' What kind of tests?<br /> | ||
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'''Jan:''' It's no big deal, dad, I can pee on a stick, it doesn't matter<br /> | '''Jan:''' It's no big deal, dad, I can pee on a stick, it doesn't matter<br /> | ||
'''James J:''' You don't know what matters. Okay, officer, sorry if I sounded upset. It's, you get a call in the middle of the night, someone tells you it's your kid...<br /> | '''James J:''' You don't know what matters. Okay, officer, sorry if I sounded upset. It's, you get a call in the middle of the night, someone tells you it's your kid...<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' Yeah<br /> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' Yeah.<br /> | ||
'''James J:''' Is there a waiting room?<br /> | '''James J:''' Is there a waiting room?<br /> | ||