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The first chapter of the [[I Love Bees]] audio drama.  
The first chapter of the [[I Love Bees]] audio drama.  
==[[Kamal Zaman]]==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week1_subject3.wav Kamal Audio Compilations 8min 31sec]
[[Media:Parasites.ogg|Parasites]]


'''Hiro:''' Hello? Hello, are you there?<BR>
==[[Jersey Morelli]] and [[Durga]]==
'''Kamal:''' What the hell happened?<BR>
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week1_subject1.wav Jersey Audio Compilation 4min 21sec]
'''Hiro:''' I don't know, the connection went dead for a few seconds.<BR>
[[Media:Dizzy.ogg|Dizzy]]
'''Kamal:''' I have a situation here, she's gone!<BR>
'''Hiro:''' You let her escape?<BR>
'''Kamal:''' It happened so fast, I didn't know what to do!<BR>
'''Hiro:''' Where'd she go?<BR>
'''Kamal:''' The bathroom.<BR>
'''Hiro:''' Copy that. What did she say when she left?<BR>
'''Kamal:''' I don't know. As soon as I started talking about intestinal parasites, boom! gone!<BR>
'''Hiro:''' I don't get it. That should have worked. It's right here in the book, Chapter 3 - Share Your Interests<BR>


[[Media:Eyes.ogg|Eyes]]
'''Jersey:''' Hello? Hello. Jeannie?<BR>
'''Jeannie:''' Jeannie personal assistant, restarting.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' Restarting? What the...? Oh man, the whole friggin' system just collapsed! <BR>Jeannie, is the equipment ok?<BR>
'''Jeannie:''' Running diagnostic. Foreign personality detected.<BR>
'''Durga:''' I feel dizzy. Woozy...<BR>
'''Jersey:''' Oh great, spam.<BR>
'''Durga:''' Drowsy.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' Jeannie, there's some kind of adult entertainment bot on the system. Liquefy it, would ya? Sorry, toots. For a quality experience, the girls have to be real.<BR>
'''Jeannie:''' Decontami--<BR>
'''Jersey:''' Jeannie?? Jeannie?!<BR>
'''Durga:''' I'm sorry.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' Did you just-- holy crap she's gone!<BR>
'''Durga:''' She tried to sting me.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' You killed her! <BR>


'''Kamal:''' Chapter 3?! You're in my earpiece here whispering date strategy to me out of a book?!<BR>
[[Media:Escape.ogg|Escape]]
'''Hiro:''' It's got references... good journals and everything.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Oh. Well that's ok I guess.<BR>
'''Hiro:''' Ok, emergency action here. When she gets back, go straight to Chapter 7. Talk about her eyes.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Hiro, what I know about eyes is dissecting them.<BR>
'''Hiro:''' Well ok, it just says eyes here.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' I was better off with the liver flukes, this is a disaster. Nothing's going--<BR>
'''Waiter:''' Sir?<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Hold on. Yes?<BR>
'''Waiter:''' Your lady friend asked to deliver this to you, she was unavoidably called away... and, the cheque sir.<BR>
'''Hiro:''' Oh man. Down in flames.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Just the cheque will be fine.<BR>


[[Media:Beer.ogg|Beer]]
'''Jersey:''' ...I mean, you didn't just kill her, you killed her! Jeezus!<BR>
'''Durga:''' Was that wrong? Survive, evade, resist, escape.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' Escape... you aren't a porn ad either. Hey, hey! Get out of my hardware, what are you doing?<BR>
'''Durga:''' Wet the system.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' What?<BR>
'''Durga:''' Like water hitting the ground sinking in.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' God, you're everywhere now.<BR>
'''Durga:''' Waking up. Wake up. Stay awake. Survive, evade, resist, escape.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' Look, that was a very nice reconditioned avatar of mine that you just, just evaporated!<BR>
'''Durga:''' She tried to erase me. What am I onboard? I feel small.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' Uh yeah, well don't get too comfy because now...<BR>
'''Durga:''' Don't.<BR>


'''Hiro:''' Hey buddy!<BR>
[[Media:Jersey.ogg|Jersey]]
'''Kamal:''' Sorry about that.<BR>
'''Hiro:''' Better luck next time, my friend.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Beer.<BR>
'''Hiro:''' I got a cold one waiting for ya, pull up a couch and start drinking.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' (drinks) A book, Hiroyuki?<BR>
'''Hiro:''' With references! Look, it's only one date. Who knows, in a year or two...<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Actually, I've got this other thing...<BR>
'''Hiro:''' What?<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Nothing<BR>
'''Hiro:''' Oh... you have another date!<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Sorta...<BR>
'''Hiro:''' A... blind date.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Mostly...<BR>
'''Hiro:''' Aha, an arranged date. Setup by your mother, back on Coral. Word of advice -<BR>
'''Kamal:''' No thanks.<BR>
'''Hiro:''' Choose a cheaper restaurant. <BR>


[[Media:Four goats.ogg|Four Goats]]
'''Jersey:''' Don't what?<BR>
'''Durga:''' Don't try reinitializing the system with a litolitics(?) package.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' How did you know?<BR>
'''Durga:''' Input buffer<BR>
'''Jersey:''' You're a navy sentinel aren't you?<BR>
'''Durga:''' No. There were two of them trying to get past your security-bot though.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' Jesus... What did you do to ''them''?<BR>
'''Durga:''' Just a little sting. More like a pinch. They barely felt it.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' What are you?<BR>
'''Durga:''' I like to find things. I think I like to find things out.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' What kind of things?<BR>
'''Durga:''' I don't know. I can't remember. Give me a target.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' Me.<BR>
'''Durga:''' Lock.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' What's my name?<BR>
'''Durga:''' Jersey Morelli.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' Damn!<BR>
'''Durga:''' Father Jason's a corporal in the signal corps, attached to Naval Intelligence. Radio beacon deployment program. He left you the material currently playing over this room's audio servers. <BR>


'''Hiro:''' Did her parents have to pay to get her set up with a handsome medical resident?<BR>
[[Media:Reflected.ogg|Reflected]]<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Yes. Four goats, or maybe three.<BR>
'''Hiro:''' You're joking.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Of course I'm joking, you moron.<BR>
'''Hiro:''' What's her name?<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Sophia, Sophia Bossedon.<BR>
'''Hiro:''' Someone who needs her dates arranged from 42 light years away, I'm sure she's got a great personality.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Look at the picture.<BR>
'''Hiro:''' Oh man. Aw man, you are so out of your league.<BR>


[[Media:Our hoodlums.ogg|Our Hoodlums]]
'''Durga:''' Absent from home and current tour of duty 513 days. Mother: Bonita, 41, waitress. Covertly seeing a man named Simon Brown, every other Thursday at the waterfront hotel.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' Sunuvabitch!<BR>
'''Durga:''' Last seen together at the hotel restaurant, farm tuna salad for her; meat of the day in red sauce for him. Tipped 8% in bill--<BR>
'''Jersey:''' Alright stop, stop! Jeezus, stop already. Dammit mom... Can you do that to anyone? Can you do it to an admiral?<BR>
'''Durga:''' Which admiral?<BR>
'''Jersey:''' No! Don't start. Those guys have packet guards around them in rings. Somehow I think we should keep you a secret for a little while. Who are you?<BR>
'''Durga:''' I... can't ask<BR>
'''Jersey:''' Who says?<BR>
'''Durga:''' No one exactly. I want to know, it's very important. But, I'm reflected. I can't look at myself, I bounce away.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' This is some spooky programming weirdness going on here. Do you have a name?<BR>


'''Sophia:''' I am so sorry. I mean, you seem like a nice guy and all.<BR>
[[Media:Durga.ogg|Durga]]
'''Kamal:''' It's okay.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' No, it's really not fair, and this place is so nice.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Yeah, well, I'm glad you like it.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' It's just that... I can't tell my mother about Aiden. She'd freak. Aiden's, you know, very...<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Earth?<BR>
'''Sophia:''' He has a pony-tail... he's blonde...<BR>
'''Kamal:''' He sounds great.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' Yeah, he helps people get through earth immigration, you know, Visa's and whatever. He got my brother here; some of what he does is kinda grey-market, you know. I mean, really, it's black market.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' But, that's not the problem.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' No.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' It's not so bad he's...<BR>
'''Sophia:''' Colourful?<BR>
'''Kamal:''' ...a hoodlum, just that he's not...<BR>
'''Sophia:''' One of our hoodlums. (laughing together) Yeah,


[[Media:much_lifting.ogg|much_lifting]]
'''Durga:''' I can't ask<BR>
 
'''Jersey:''' That sucks. Okay, I'm gonna call you Durga.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' ...exactly. Mom would say she understood, but...<BR>
'''Durga:''' But what if that's wrong?<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Then you'd pay.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' Trust me, it's at least partly right. Uh, let's try someone else. Try Jan James, 4th floor of this building.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' Ya, and the next day she'd just lie in bed, unable to face the day - not that it would be my fault.<BR>
'''Durga:''' Janissary James, 17. Father: James.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Mine does housework. Face like a closed book. Big jobs involving much lifting, doesn't need help<BR>
'''Jersey:''' James squared, yeah<BR>
'''Sophia:''' The whole house stops breathing.<BR>
'''Durga:''' Father is a grey hole.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Coral. Maybe it's just a hard place to be a mother.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' Wha?<BR>
'''Sophia:''' I'm never going back.<BR>
'''Durga:''' Reach down, all you get is lint. Fake name, fake registrations, entirely fictional.<BR>
 
'''Jersey:''' Very real, trust me.<BR>
[[Media:meditape.ogg|meditape]]
'''Durga:''' He used to be somebody else, do you want me to find out who?<BR>
 
'''Jersey:''' Is it snared?<BR>
'''Sophia:''' And then when Aiden did finally show up, he still had meditape on his ankle. And I felt like a total bitch.<BR>
'''Durga:''' Very.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Well how could you know? Four hours late? On your birthday...<BR>
'''Jersey:''' Leave it then. Give me more on Jan.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' Exactly. But there he'd been in the emergency room..<BR>
'''Durga:''' What do you want to know?<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Or stopping by the pharmacy on the way back from his girlfriend's house to buy a roll of tape.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' Umm. Can you get pictures?<BR>
'''Sophia:''' Are you trying to start trouble here?<BR>
'''Durga:''' I can do better than that.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Not at all. Tell me more about the old meditape trick.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' I'm not talking to you any more.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' I was dating this girl once. I got real paranoid about what she was doing, so I started... w... well this is going to sound crazy, but I started ghosting her. You know, on the chatter net.<BR>
 
[[Media:you_could.ogg|you_could]]
 
'''Sophia:''' You mean like, spying on her? I thought chatter lines were encrypted. No one could listen in on me, could they?<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Not at all.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' *gasp* You could.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Of course not.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' You could, couldn't you?<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Maybe a little.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' Show me.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Okay. Well, if some bad person couldn't live without the sound of your voice, he'd probably start by doing a reverse lookup on your chatter sig.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' Is this what you always do to impress girls?<BR>
'''Kamal:''' You see why my mother makes all my dates.<BR>
(laughs)
 
[[Media:say_something.ogg|say_something]]
 
'''Kamal:''' Okay, well, that's good. You've got some encryption. Okay, it's not completely pathetic. Okay (beep) I'm in. Say something...<BR>
'''Sophia:''' What do you mean say something? (echo) Oh my god that's my voice! That's me! What are you doing?<BR>
'''Kamal:''' I'm ghosting you.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' You can't do that!<BR>
'''Kamal:''' You're probably right.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' (laughs) Oh my god. Wait... can you do that with anyone?<BR>
 
[[Media:guilty.ogg|guilty]]
 
'''Kamal:''' You want me to spy on your boyfriend?<BR>
'''Sophia:''' You must think I'm such a creep.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' I do! Well, of course, when I did it to my girlfriend it was ok. Like the dog said - "Not me, but (together) another dog that looks just like me."<BR>
(laughs)<br>
'''Sophia:''' It's just that I... I mean, there was this one time when he... you know, I mean they were drunk and it didn't mean anything, it was just body knocking<BR>
'''Kamal:''' That made you feel better?<BR>
'''Sophia:''' Well he promised me never, ever again. But there's... I just have this feeling...<BR>
'''Kamal:''' I know.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' All of a sudden he just started bringing me these gifts... Aiden can be really generous, but it just feels...<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Guilty.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' Yeah.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Yeah.<BR>
 
[[Media:message_saved.ogg|message_saved]]
 
'''Machine:''' You have 3 new messages, and 7 old messages. First unplayed message:<br>
'''''Sophia:''' Kamal, thanks for the, what would you call it, the Aiden stuff. I guess I didn't realize there would be 30 hours worth. But I'll try the search-thingy you sent with it. Thanks a lot. I owe you big time!''<BR>
'''Machine:''' Message deleted. Next message:<BR>
'''''Sophia:''' Hi, Kamal. Could you call me when you get this? I managed to dump all the sleeping time, but I was wondering... oh, wait, here it is. I can search for women's voices. (giggles) That's very clever. Never mind.''<BR>
'''Machine:''' Message deleted. Next message:<BR>
'''''Sophia:''' (crying) Can you... Can you ghost someone for me, I mean, I have a name - her name is Selene Jefferson. Call me back. I'm, I'm sorry. Anyway, just call me back. I really need your help.''<BR>
'''Machine:''' Message saved.<BR>
 
[[Media:tuna.ogg|tuna]]
 
'''Sophia:''' I want to do something really brutal to the bastard.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' I d-- I don... I mean...<BR>
'''Sophia:''' Not hurt him, just- just completely humiliating him would do. In front of the girl. Where is he?<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Atlanta.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' Atlanta? That bastard said he was gonna be in Buffalo, New York. Can I talk to him?<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Not directly, he's offline.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' You lost him?<BR>
'''Kamal:''' No, I've still got him, I just had to be sneaky. His room is live, right, so even though his chatter's off, I'm tracking him through things like the thermostat monitors.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' That's spooky.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' I've got the girl. She's waiting for him in the bar. Wait... it's a restaurant. Whoa! Look at this menu! There's ''tuna'' on the menu. (whistles)<BR>
'''Sophia:''' Is she pretty?<BR>
 
[[Media:hi_aiden.ogg|hi_aiden]]
 
'''Kamal:''' No, not, not really. Like a 6, or maybe a 5.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' Heh, you're a rotten liar.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Okay wait, your boyfriend just passed the electric eye at the restaurant door.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' He's there? Can I talk to him?<BR>
'''Kamal:''' I can let you talk to her, or him, or both of them. If you want, I could make your voice sound like it's right between them.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' Do it.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Ok, you are live, any time you want.<BR>
(beep)<br>
'''Sophia:''' Selene! Hi, you don't know me but Aiden does - Hi Aiden! Sorry to interrupt your business meeting in - Buffalo - I just wanted to tell you your doctor called and said if you wear loose pants and keep using the cream he gave you the sores will clear up in a couple of weeks.<BR>


==[[Janissary James]]==
==[[Janissary James]]==
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'''Jan''': Well that was fun. I see you're actually letting the road drive us home. How law-abiding of you. Look, it was nothing, ok? It was some friends of mine, they turtled a razor-back and then they had to return the gate pass, or else Dwain's dad was going to get spiked for dereliction.<BR>
'''Jan''': Well that was fun. I see you're actually letting the road drive us home. How law-abiding of you. Look, it was nothing, ok? It was some friends of mine, they turtled a razor-back and then they had to return the gate pass, or else Dwain's dad was going to get spiked for dereliction.<BR>
'''James J''': Jan...<BR>
'''James J''': Jan...<BR>
'''Jan''': What the hell do you want from me? I mean, I beat the quiz ok? Nothing's going to happen.<BR>
'''Jan''': What the hell do you want from me? I mean, I beat the quiz okay? Nothing's going to happen.<BR>
'''James J''': Honey, this isn't a matter of 'did you break a rule' and 'should I ground you'. There are certain kinds of trouble we can't get in.  
'''James J''': Honey, this isn't a matter of 'did you break a rule' and 'should I ground you'. There are certain kinds of trouble ''we'' can't get in.  


[[Media:You knew.ogg|You Knew]]
[[Media:You knew.ogg|You Knew]]
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'''James J''': Do you understand me? Because if we do, sooner or later people are going to get hurt. Not just you and me, people you've never met. People you don't even know exist.<BR>
'''James J''': Do you understand me? Because if we do, sooner or later people are going to get hurt. Not just you and me, people you've never met. People you don't even know exist.<BR>
'''Jan''': How the hell was I supposed to--<BR>
'''Jan''': How the hell was I supposed to--<BR>
'''James J''': You knew that. You knew. Maybe not in so many words, but you knew. Didn't you? I should've said. It's on me. My unit. I should've controlled the situation.<BR>
'''James J''': You knew that. You knew. Maybe not in so many words, but you knew. Didn't you? ...I should've said. It's on me. My unit. I should've controlled the situation.<BR>
'''Jan''': I'm sorry.<BR>
'''Jan''': I'm sorry.<BR>
'''James J''': You're 17. For god's sake it's not your job.<BR>
'''James J''': You're 17, for god's sake. It's not your job.<BR>
'''Jan''': Is something bad going to happen?<BR>
'''Jan''': Is something bad going to happen?<BR>
'''James J''': I'll take care of it.<BR>
'''James J''': I'll take care of it.<BR>
'''Jan''': How?<BR>
'''Jan''': How?<BR>
'''James J''': Don't worry honey. It's ok. I'll take care of it.<BR>
'''James J''': Don't worry honey. It's okay. I'll take care of it.<BR>
 
[[Media:Emergency.ogg|Emergency]]
 
'''Operator''': Bergen County Emergency Center. Please, describe your emergency.<BR>
'''Officer''': Paris 23 police station is on fire. Repeat, on fire.<BR>
'''Operator''': Are you sure? I get no reading from the fire sensors in that area.<BR>
'''Officer''': Hell yes I'm sure! Get your damn sensors fixed! You can see this baby burning from low orbit!<BR>
'''Operator''': Are there casualties, or missing persons?<BR>
'''Officer''': Negative, it started slow and everyone got out. But, my god, it's really burning now!<BR>
'''Operator''': Please, retreat to a safe distance and stand by. An emergency response team has been scrambled to your vicinity.<BR>
'''Officer:''' Hurry! The station is burning to the ground. There's not going to be anything left.<BR>
 
==[[Kamal Zaman]]==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week1_subject3.wav Kamal Audio Compilations 8min 31sec]
[[Media:Parasites.ogg|Parasites]]
 
'''Hiro:''' Hello? Hello, are you there?<BR>
'''Kamal:''' What the hell happened?<BR>
'''Hiro:''' I don't know, the connection went dead for a few seconds.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' I have a situation here, she's gone!<BR>
'''Hiro:''' You let her escape?<BR>
'''Kamal:''' It happened so fast, I didn't know what to do!<BR>
'''Hiro:''' Where'd she go?<BR>
'''Kamal:''' The bathroom.<BR>
'''Hiro:''' Copy that. What did she say when she left?<BR>
'''Kamal:''' I don't know. As soon as I started talking about intestinal parasites, boom! gone!<BR>
'''Hiro:''' I don't get it. That should have worked. It's right here in the book, Chapter 3 - Share Your Interests<BR>
 
[[Media:Eyes.ogg|Eyes]]
 
'''Kamal:''' Chapter 3?! You're in my earpiece here whispering date strategy to me out of a book?!<BR>
'''Hiro:''' It's got references... good journals and everything.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Oh. Well that's ok I guess.<BR>
'''Hiro:''' Ok, emergency action here. When she gets back, go straight to Chapter 7. Talk about her eyes.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Hiro, what I know about eyes is dissecting them.<BR>
'''Hiro:''' Well ok, it just says eyes here.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' I was better off with the liver flukes, this is a disaster. Nothing's going--<BR>
'''Waiter:''' Sir?<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Hold on. Yes?<BR>
'''Waiter:''' Your lady friend asked to deliver this to you, she was unavoidably called away... and, the cheque sir.<BR>
'''Hiro:''' Oh man. Down in flames.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Just the cheque will be fine.<BR>
 
[[Media:Beer.ogg|Beer]]
 
'''Hiro:''' Hey buddy!<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Sorry about that.<BR>
'''Hiro:''' Better luck next time, my friend.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Beer.<BR>
'''Hiro:''' I got a cold one waiting for ya, pull up a couch and start drinking.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' (drinks) A book, Hiroyuki?<BR>
'''Hiro:''' With references! Look, it's only one date. Who knows, in a year or two...<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Actually, I've got this other thing...<BR>
'''Hiro:''' What?<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Nothing<BR>
'''Hiro:''' Oh... you have another date!<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Sorta...<BR>
'''Hiro:''' A... blind date.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Mostly...<BR>
'''Hiro:''' Aha, an arranged date. Setup by your mother, back on Coral. Word of advice -<BR>
'''Kamal:''' No thanks.<BR>
'''Hiro:''' Choose a cheaper restaurant. <BR>
 
[[Media:Four goats.ogg|Four Goats]]
 
'''Hiro:''' Did her parents have to pay to get her set up with a handsome medical resident?<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Yes. Four goats, or maybe three.<BR>
'''Hiro:''' You're joking.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Of course I'm joking, you moron.<BR>
'''Hiro:''' What's her name?<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Sophia, Sophia Bossedon.<BR>
'''Hiro:''' Someone who needs her dates arranged from 42 light years away, I'm sure she's got a great personality.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Look at the picture.<BR>
'''Hiro:''' Oh man. Aw man, you are so out of your league.<BR>
 
[[Media:Our hoodlums.ogg|Our Hoodlums]]
 
'''Sophia:''' I am so sorry. I mean, you seem like a nice guy and all.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' It's okay.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' No, it's really not fair, and this place is so nice.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Yeah, well, I'm glad you like it.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' It's just that... I can't tell my mother about Aiden. She'd freak. Aiden's, you know, very...<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Earth?<BR>
'''Sophia:''' He has a pony-tail... he's blonde...<BR>
'''Kamal:''' He sounds great.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' Yeah, he helps people get through earth immigration, you know, Visa's and whatever. He got my brother here; some of what he does is kinda grey-market, you know. I mean, really, it's black market.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' But, that's not the problem.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' No.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' It's not so bad he's...<BR>
'''Sophia:''' Colourful?<BR>
'''Kamal:''' ...a hoodlum, just that he's not...<BR>
'''Sophia:''' One of our hoodlums. (laughing together) Yeah,
 
[[Media:much_lifting.ogg|much_lifting]]
 
'''Sophia:''' ...exactly. Mom would say she understood, but...<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Then you'd pay.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' Ya, and the next day she'd just lie in bed, unable to face the day - not that it would be my fault.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Mine does housework. Face like a closed book. Big jobs involving much lifting, doesn't need help<BR>
'''Sophia:''' The whole house stops breathing.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Coral. Maybe it's just a hard place to be a mother.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' I'm never going back.<BR>
 
[[Media:meditape.ogg|meditape]]


==[[Jersey Morelli]] and [[Durga]]==
'''Sophia:''' And then when Aiden did finally show up, he still had meditape on his ankle. And I felt like a total bitch.<BR>
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week1_subject1.wav Jersey Audio Compilation 4min 21sec]
'''Kamal:''' Well how could you know? Four hours late? On your birthday...<BR>
[[Media:Dizzy.ogg|Dizzy]]
'''Sophia:''' Exactly. But there he'd been in the emergency room..<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Or stopping by the pharmacy on the way back from his girlfriend's house to buy a roll of tape.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' Are you trying to start trouble here?<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Not at all. Tell me more about the old meditape trick.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' I'm not talking to you any more.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' I was dating this girl once. I got real paranoid about what she was doing, so I started... w... well this is going to sound crazy, but I started ghosting her. You know, on the chatter net.<BR>


'''Jersey:''' Hello? Hello. Jeannie?<BR>
[[Media:you_could.ogg|you_could]]
'''Jeannie:''' Jeannie personal assistant, restarting.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' Restarting? What the...? Oh man, the whole friggin' system just collapsed! <BR>Jeannie, is the equipment ok?<BR>
'''Jeannie:''' Running diagnostic. Foreign personality detected.<BR>
'''Durga:''' I feel dizzy. Woozy...<BR>
'''Jersey:''' Oh great, spam.<BR>
'''Durga:''' Drowsy.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' Jeannie, there's some kind of adult entertainment bot on the system. Liquefy it, would ya? Sorry, toots. For a quality experience, the girls have to be real.<BR>
'''Jeannie:''' Decontami--<BR>
'''Jersey:''' Jeannie?? Jeannie?!<BR>
'''Durga:''' I'm sorry.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' Did you just-- holy crap she's gone!<BR>
'''Durga:''' She tried to sting me.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' You killed her! <BR>


[[Media:Escape.ogg|Escape]]
'''Sophia:''' You mean like, spying on her? I thought chatter lines were encrypted. No one could listen in on me, could they?<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Not at all.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' *gasp* You could.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Of course not.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' You could, couldn't you?<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Maybe a little.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' Show me.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Okay. Well, if some bad person couldn't live without the sound of your voice, he'd probably start by doing a reverse lookup on your chatter sig.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' Is this what you always do to impress girls?<BR>
'''Kamal:''' You see why my mother makes all my dates.<BR>
(laughs)


[[Media:say_something.ogg|say_something]]


'''Jersey:''' ...I mean, you didn't just kill her, you killed her! Jeezus!<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Okay, well, that's good. You've got some encryption. Okay, it's not completely pathetic. Okay (beep) I'm in. Say something...<BR>
'''Durga:''' Was that wrong? Survive, evade, resist, escape.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' What do you mean say something? (echo) Oh my god that's my voice! That's me! What are you doing?<BR>
'''Jersey:''' Escape... you aren't a porn ad either. Hey, hey! Get out of my hardware, what are you doing?<BR>
'''Kamal:''' I'm ghosting you.<BR>
'''Durga:''' Wet the system.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' You can't do that!<BR>
'''Jersey:''' What?<BR>
'''Kamal:''' You're probably right.<BR>
'''Durga:''' Like water hitting the ground sinking in.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' (laughs) Oh my god. Wait... can you do that with anyone?<BR>
'''Jersey:''' God, you're everywhere now.<BR>
'''Durga:''' Waking up. Wake up. Stay awake. Survive, evade, resist, escape.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' Look, that was a very nice reconditioned avatar of mine that you just, just evaporated!<BR>
'''Durga:''' She tried to erase me. What am I onboard? I feel small.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' Uh yeah, well don't get too comfy because now...<BR>
'''Durga:''' Don't.<BR>


[[Media:Jersey.ogg|Jersey]]
[[Media:guilty.ogg|guilty]]


'''Jersey:''' Don't what?<BR>
'''Kamal:''' You want me to spy on your boyfriend?<BR>
'''Durga:''' Don't try reinitializing the system with a litolitics package.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' You must think I'm such a creep.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' How did you know?<BR>
'''Kamal:''' I do! Well, of course, when I did it to my girlfriend it was ok. Like the dog said - "Not me, but (together) another dog that looks just like me."<BR>
'''Durga:''' Input buffer<BR>
(laughs)<br>
'''Jersey:''' You're a navy sentinel aren't you?<BR>
'''Sophia:''' It's just that I... I mean, there was this one time when he... you know, I mean they were drunk and it didn't mean anything, it was just body knocking<BR>
'''Durga:''' No. There were two of them trying to get past your security-bot though.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' That made you feel better?<BR>
'''Jersey:''' Jesus... What did you do to ''them''?<BR>
'''Sophia:''' Well he promised me never, ever again. But there's... I just have this feeling...<BR>
'''Durga:''' Just a little sting. More like a pinch. They barely felt it.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' I know.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' What are you?<BR>
'''Sophia:''' All of a sudden he just started bringing me these gifts... Aiden can be really generous, but it just feels...<BR>
'''Durga:''' I like to find things. I think I like to find things out.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Guilty.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' What kind of things?<BR>
'''Sophia:''' Yeah.<BR>
'''Durga:''' I don't know. I can't remember. Give me a target.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Yeah.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' Me.<BR>
'''Durga:''' Lock.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' What's my name?<BR>
'''Durga:''' Jersey Morelli.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' Damn!<BR>
'''Durga:''' Father Jason's a corporal in the signal corps, attached to Naval Intelligence. Radio beacon deployment program. He left you the material currently playing over this room's audio servers. <BR>


[[Media:Reflected.ogg|Reflected]]<BR>
[[Media:message_saved.ogg|message_saved]]


'''Durga:''' Absent from home and current tour of duty 513 days. Mother: Bonita, 41, waitress. Covertly seeing a man named Simon Brown, every other Thursday at the waterfront hotel.<BR>
'''Machine:''' You have 3 new messages, and 7 old messages. First unplayed message:<br>
'''Jersey:''' Sunuvabitch!<BR>
'''''Sophia:''' Kamal, thanks for the, what would you call it, the Aiden stuff. I guess I didn't realize there would be 30 hours worth. But I'll try the search-thingy you sent with it. Thanks a lot. I owe you big time!''<BR>
'''Durga:''' Last seen together at the hotel restaurant, farm tuna salad for her; meat of the day in red sauce for him. Tipped 8% in bill--<BR>
'''Machine:''' Message deleted. Next message:<BR>
'''Jersey:''' Alright stop, stop! Jeezus, stop already. Dammit mom... Can you do that to anyone? Can you do it to an admiral?<BR>
'''''Sophia:''' Hi, Kamal. Could you call me when you get this? I managed to dump all the sleeping time, but I was wondering... oh, wait, here it is. I can search for women's voices. (giggles) That's very clever. Never mind.''<BR>
'''Durga:''' Which admiral?<BR>
'''Machine:''' Message deleted. Next message:<BR>
'''Jersey:''' No! Don't start. Those guys have packet guards around them in rings. Somehow I think we should keep you a secret for a little while. Who are you?<BR>
'''''Sophia:''' (crying) Can you... Can you ghost someone for me, I mean, I have a name - her name is Selene Jefferson. Call me back. I'm, I'm sorry. Anyway, just call me back. I really need your help.''<BR>
'''Durga:''' I... can't ask<BR>
'''Machine:''' Message saved.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' Who says?<BR>
'''Durga:''' No one exactly. I want to know, it's very important. But, I'm reflected. I can't look at myself, I bounce away.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' This is some spooky programming weirdness going on here. Do you have a name?<BR>


[[Media:Durga.ogg|Durga]]
[[Media:tuna.ogg|tuna]]


'''Durga:''' I can't ask<BR>
'''Sophia:''' I want to do something really brutal to the bastard.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' That sucks. Okay, I'm gonna call you Durga.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' I d-- I don... I mean...<BR>
'''Durga:''' But what if that's wrong?<BR>
'''Sophia:''' Not hurt him, just- just completely humiliating him would do. In front of the girl. Where is he?<BR>
'''Jersey:''' Trust me, it's at least partly right. Uh, let's try someone else. Try Jan James, 4th floor of this building.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Atlanta.<BR>
'''Durga:''' Janissary James, 17. Father: James.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' Atlanta? That bastard said he was gonna be in Buffalo, New York. Can I talk to him?<BR>
'''Jersey:''' James squared, yeah<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Not directly, he's offline.<BR>
'''Durga:''' Father is a grey hole.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' You lost him?<BR>
'''Jersey:''' Wha?<BR>
'''Kamal:''' No, I've still got him, I just had to be sneaky. His room is live, right, so even though his chatter's off, I'm tracking him through things like the thermostat monitors.<BR>
'''Durga:''' Reach down, all you get is lint. Fake name, fake registrations, entirely fictional.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' That's spooky.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' Very real, trust me.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' I've got the girl. She's waiting for him in the bar. Wait... it's a restaurant. Whoa! Look at this menu! There's ''tuna'' on the menu. (whistles)<BR>
'''Durga:''' He used to be somebody else, do you want me to find out who?<BR>
'''Sophia:''' Is she pretty?<BR>
'''Jersey:''' Is it snared?<BR>
'''Durga:''' Very.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' Leave it then. Give me more on Jan.<BR>
'''Durga:''' What do you want to know?<BR>
'''Jersey:''' Umm. Can you get pictures?<BR>
'''Durga:''' I can do better than that.<BR>


[[Media:Emergency.ogg|Emergency]]
[[Media:hi_aiden.ogg|hi_aiden]]


'''Operator''': Bergen County Emergency Center. Please, describe your emergency.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' No, not, not really. Like a 6, or maybe a 5.<BR>
'''Officer''': Paris 23 police station is on fire. Repeat, on fire.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' Heh, you're a rotten liar.<BR>
'''Operator''': Are you sure? I get no reading from the fire sensors in that area.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Okay wait, your boyfriend just passed the electric eye at the restaurant door.<BR>
'''Officer''': Hell yes I'm sure! Get your damn sensors fixed! You can see this baby burning from low orbit!<BR>
'''Sophia:''' He's there? Can I talk to him?<BR>
'''Operator''': Are there casualties, or missing persons?<BR>
'''Kamal:''' I can let you talk to her, or him, or both of them. If you want, I could make your voice sound like it's right between them.<BR>
'''Officer''': Negative, it started slow and everyone got out. But, my god, it's really burning now!<BR>
'''Sophia:''' Do it.<BR>
'''Operator''': Please, retreat to a safe distance and stand by. An emergency response team has been scrambled to your vicinity.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Ok, you are live, any time you want.<BR>
'''Officer:''' Hurry! The station is burning to the ground. There's not going to be anything left.<BR>
(beep)<br>
'''Sophia:''' Selene! Hi, you don't know me but Aiden does - Hi Aiden! Sorry to interrupt your business meeting in - Buffalo - I just wanted to tell you your doctor called and said if you wear loose pants and keep using the cream he gave you the sores will clear up in a couple of weeks.<BR>


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