Avery Johnson/Quotes: Difference between revisions

==[[Campaign]]==

===[[Halo: Combat Evolved]]===

*Speech to Marines depended on Difficulties:

** "Men, keep your eyes downrange, fingers on the triggers, and we all come home in one piece. Am I right, Marines?" - [[Avery Junior Johnson|Johnson]]'s speech on [[Easy]].

**"Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on [[Earth]]. But, we stumbled onto [[Installation 04|somethin']] they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! Am I right, Marines?" -Johnson's speech on [[Legendary]].

*"Uh-huh. Damn right, I am. Now move it out! Double time!" - after Marines' response to his speech.

*"All you greenhorns who wanted to see Covenant up close... this is your lucky day." - When the Marines move out.

====[[Halo (Halo: Combat Evolved level)|Halo]]====

====[[343 Guilty Spark (level)|343 Guilty Spark]]====

*"Wait here for the Captain and his squad, and get your ass inside." - To PFC [[Wallace A. Jenkins]], outside a [[Forerunner]] structure.

*"Boy, you always got a bad feelin' about something--" - To Mendoza, who said he has a bad feeling about entering a room inside the facility.

*"Where's that coming from, Mendoza?" - After hearing the gurgling sounds from the Flood.

*"Don't even THINK about it, Marine!" - To Mendoza, who attempts to escape after shouting "This is loco!" upon encountering [[The Flood]].

====[[The Maw]]====

Note: ''(Non-canon appearance)''

*"Oh, shi—" - When the Pillar of Autumn started to explode.

*"This is it, baby. Hold me." - To the [[Hugging Elite|Elite]], who hugs him.

====Gameplay Quotes====

|content= *"Get up, SO I CAN KILL YOU AGAIN!" - Shooting the enemy's corpse.

*"Roadkill!" - After splattering an enemy.

*"School is now in session!"

*"Theres no stopping me!"

*"Say hello to my little friend!"

*"Leave some for me!" -After the Chief kills some enemies.

*"You monkeys almost look like soldiers there!" - To the Marines.

*"I'm proud of you, Marines!" - After a Marine scores a kill.

*"Thank you!" - After Johnson kills a [[Sangheili]] or [[Unggoy]].

*"Just you and me now." - After all marines nearby have been killed.

*"Do I owe you money?! " - After being shot/meleed by the player.

*"Sorry, soldier" -After shooting a Marine.

*"Don't get cocky!"

*"Stop whining!"

*"No peeking!"

*"Headshot!" -After killing an enemy (with/without a headshot).

*"Earth isn't going to save itself, Chief, it's time to step up to the plate, are you, or are you not going to finish the fight?" - Later used as Halo 3's tag line.

*"Lets go!" -When getting in a Warthog.

*"Punch it!" -After getting in a Warthog.

*"Covering fire!"

*"I can't get a clear shot!" -When the player stands in his way.

*"Here comes more!" -When he spots an enemy.

*"Target down!" -After killing an enemy

*"What the..?"

*"Over here" -When he spots an enemy.

*"There it is" -When he spots an enemy.

*"Good shooting!" -When the player or a Marine kills one or more enemies.

*"Can't hide from me!" -When he spots an enemy.

*"Firing!" -When trying to kill an enemy.

*"Anyone see him?" -After not seeing an enemy for a while.

*"Somebody call Keyes and tell him what happened" -After the Chief is dead.

*"You nuts?"

*"UU..AAAA!" -When stuck by a Plasma Grenade.

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===Exiting the Halo Trial===

*"So. You beat the ''Halo'' demo. Not bad, soldier, not bad at all. But are you ready to take the next step?! In the full version of ''Halo'', you'll find additional vehicles like tanks, plasma turrets, and aircraft: powerful, new human ''and'' alien weapons; a single player campaign spanning ''ten'' massive indoor and outdoor environments; ''and'' support for intense multiplayer battles with up to sixteen of your friends! ... Or ''enemies''. All that wrapped up in an epic sci-fi story that's so ''freaky'', it makes me shake just thinkin' about it. Halo: Combat Evolved. Buy one! Heck, buy two. That's an order, soldier!"

===[[Halo 2]]===

====[[The Armory]]====

*"Sorry Guns, classified." -In response to the Master Gunnery Sergeant's inquiry.

*"And you told me you were gonna wear something nice." - In response to John-117 complaining about cameras on the Cairo station.

*"Folks need heroes chief, to give 'em hope, so smile would ya, while we still got something to smile about!" - Upon entering Cairo Station's bridge for receiving badges.

*"Come on, Chief, this way!" - to John-117, near the Airlock leading to ''[[UNSC In Amber Clad]]''.  

*"Get going. I'll cover the [[Miranda Keyes|Commander]]." - To John-117, after clearing the area leading to the Frigate mentioned above.

*"Dear Humanity... We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!" - Referring to the [[Prophet of Regret]]'s name.

*"We're going in. Get tactical, Marines!" - To Marines in on board a Pelican in [[Old Mombasa]].

*"I don't wanna kill ya, you're just too ugly to let live!" - During combat with First Squad, waiting for back up from a Pelican.

*"Stand back, Marines. Let the Chief show you how it's done!" - To Marines, after Hunters break through the gate mentioned above.

====[[Metropolis]]====

*Speech depending on Difficulty:

**"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-shmancy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon - and we had to share the rock! Buck up, boy, you're one very lucky Marine!" - On Heroic.

**"Usually the good Lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is sixty-six tons of straight up, H-E-spewing dee-vine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me Cupid!" - On Legendary.

*"Say what?!" - Upon discovery of [[Installation 05]].

*"I hear ya. Starting our approach - hang tight." - After the Chief clear an LZ for Johnson's Pelicans on Delta Halo.

*"I heard that, jackass!" - In response to PFC [[Chips Dubbo]]'s postcard joke.

*"I'll bet the Covenant are thinkin' the exact same thing." - To Commander Keyes' thinking that Installation 05's [[Activation Index]] is located in its [[Library]].

*"*Grunts* You know, your father never asked me for help, either!" - To Miranda Keyes after she retrieves the Index at the Library.

*"We got trouble." - After the two accompanying Marines fail to respond to him.

*"How ya' doing?" - to the [[Thel 'Vadam|Arbiter]], who grabs his shoulders, rendering him harmless.  

====[[The Great Journey]]====

*"Hang tight, ma'am! Not until that [[Tartarus|Brute]] is dead!" - Telling Keyes to wait until the Arbiter killed Tartarus before removing the Index.

*#"Hey, Mohawk! How'd that feel?"

*#"His shield is down, let 'im have it!"

*#"Come on, Arbiter! Kick that guy's ass!"

*#"I can keep his shield down, but you've gotta finish the job!"

===Gameplay Quotes===

|content= *"If you didn't want your ass shot off, you shouldn't have stuck it out so far" - After shooting enemy on [[Outskirts]].

*"Yes, we know I'm pretty, but we gotta get back to work." - After being stared at for a period of time.

*"I'm not your daddy." - When the player takes his Sniper Rifle.

*"I thought we were friends."-When the player takes his Sniper Rifle.

*"I thought we were friends!" - When you take his Sniper Rifle.

*"Very funny, Cortana. Now turn [[John-117|him]] back on." - If the Master Chief stares at him for too long.

*"Chief you are suppose to be setting an ''example!" - ''If you shoot or melee him.

*"[[John-117|Chief]], you've been through worse." - If the Master Chief dies.

*"I don't wanna kill ya, you're just too ugly to let live!".

*"Don't they teach you kids how to swear in basic any more?!" - Outskirts [[Normal]].

*"Don't make me rip your arms off and beat you to death with them!" When a Grunt yells "Monkey!"

*"Radio for VTOL, heavy lift gear. We're not leaving him here." - To Marines, after attempting to feel John-117's heartbeat.

*"Crazy fool! Why do you always jump? One of these days, you're gonna land on somethin' as stubborn as you are! And I don't do bits and pieces!" - to the awaken Master Chief.

*"Make it quick, we've got to move." - to Marine, after a failure in Calibration.

*"'What's an aspect ratio?' It's the shape and proportion of your screen, fool!" - On the AV Calibration tool.

*"Kick off the training wheels, Corporal. He's good to go." - to Marine, after success in Calibration.

*"Come on now, We got enough to worry about without you two tryin' to kill each other!" - to the Master Chief and The Arbiter, who glare at each other emptily.

*Line depending on Difficulty:  

**"Then they must love the smell of hero." - on Heroic

**"Then they must love the smell of bad ass." - On Legendary, variant 1.

*"[[First Squad]], you're my scouts. Move out! Quiet as you can."

**2-Player Co-op Change: "First Squad, you're my scouts. Arbiter, watch the Chief's back. Move out! Quiet as you can."

*"Bravo Team, this is Johnson. We got him. Fall back to the extraction point. Over." - To Gunnery Sergeant [[Reynolds]].

*"Say again, Gunny? You're breaking up." - To Reynolds, after a failure in connection.

**Co-op Change: "Chief, you and the Arbiter head toward the river."

*"Keep an eye out for Bravo Team, Chief! If the Brutes do have our scent, those boys are in a lot of trouble!" - to the Chief if the player attempts to follow him up the waterfall.

*"Pelicans are en route, Chief, but I can't reach Bravo. If you find 'em, get 'em to the extraction point." - to Master Chief, after clearing a Covenant camp in the Kenyan Jungle.

*"Chief, Pelicans are at the river. We've got company, so hustle up!" - to the Chief while defending the Pelicans on the river.

*"Chief, can you hear me?...(static) My bird's down. Half a klick -(static)- downriver from your position." - to Spartan-117, after being shot down.

*"Come on, you dumb apes! You want breakfast? You gotta catch it!" - to pursuing Brutes.

*"Come on Chief! The world won't save itself!" - to John-117, if the player still doesn't board the Pelican.

*"Do you or do you not want to finish the fight?" - to John-117, if the player isn't aboard the Pelican after the previous quote.

*"Napping. Out back." - Response to Miranda Keyes' question "Where did you find [[John-117|him]]?"

*"Arbiter and I will guard the Ops Center. Don't worry about the Commander, Chief. I got her. But the Marines downstairs could use your help." - to the Chief.

**Co-op Change: "Chief, move out. You too, Arbiter. The Commander will brief you as you go."

*"Chief, follow the service tunnel to the Motor Pool." - If the player has trouble finding their way to the op-center

*"Head through the Motor Pool to get to the Ops Center." - If the player still has trouble looking for the way to the op-center in the Motor Pool.

*"South hangar, straight through the caves Chief." - Through COM, if the player is taking their time to the escape elevator.

*"There isn't much time, Chief. Find that elevator." - Through COM, if the player is taking their time to the escape elevator.

*"Bomb's about to blow! Go, go, go!" - Through COM, if the player is taking their time to the escape elevator.

*"Get on the elevator, Chief! You're out of time!" - Through COM, if the player is taking their time to the escape elevator.

*"Keep pushing to the town of Voi, Chief. Resupply birds will meet you in the next valley." - After the Chief re-established COM connection near Tsavo Highway.

*"Watch it now, Pelicans coming in! Brutes have plenty of armor between here and Voi Chief, but this Warthog should help you punch on through." - After clearing the area of Covenant.

====[[The Storm]]====

*"We’ve got Anti-Air Wraiths in the next lake bed, Chief!" - to the Chief, who is proceeding to the next lake bed through a factory.

*"Scarab! Find some cover. Now!" - When a Scarab was revealed to stop the UNSC's progress.

*"Its armor's too thick!" - If the player waits around the Scarab.

*"Jump on top of it Chief, just like New Mombasa." - If the player continues to waste time.

*"Look for something big...power core, something like that." - to the Chief, who successfully boards the giant walker.

**If the player skipped the wall portion when en route to the LZ: "A structure on the other side of that wall, ma'am. But it's surrounded by Brute heavy armor".

*"Alright then, you heard the lady." - After Commander Keyes' order to go over the wall with the help of 343 Guilty Spark.

*"Mount up - let's roll!" - Once the Chief get on a vehicle.

*"We'll go along Chief, you check the upper floor. Make sure we have a path through the wall!" - When the player lingers around the bottom floor of the wall.

*"Chief, you got a whole mess of hostile air inbound. Get back inside while we take 'em out." - To John-117, after a Phantom ambush the Spartan and the Arbiter when they were looking at the cartographer.

*"ETA: damn quick! Standby for pickup!" - Once the player cleared an LZ for the Pelican.

*"Oh, yeah? And what might that be?" - When 343 Guilty Spark tells him to not shoot.

====[[The Covenant (level)|The Covenant]]====

*"Brute reinforcements, ma'am (static)! We're pinned down!" - When the first one, and the second tower are both deactivated.

*"Negative! Fire's too heavy! (to his squad) Everyone fall back! Now! (static and cut-off)" - When Commander Keyes tells him she will drop reinforcement.

*"That the best you got?" - to Brute Chieftain, in [[Installation 00]]'s control room.

*"Oh, come on. Impress me." - to Brute Chieftain, who proceeds to strangle him after the previous quote.

*"Do it. Me... Then you... Now!" - to Commander Keyes, who held him at gun point in desperation to prevent activation of the Ark.

*"''No!''" - in horror of Miranda Keyes' death in Prophet of Truth's hand.

*"I can barely keep hold of her, Chief! No way I could pick you up! Head back to the lift... Find a way down!" - To John-117, who along with the Arbiter were betrayed by the [[Gravemind]].

====[[Cortana (level)|Cortana]]====

*"Chief, I'll round up our survivors, fall back to the Dawn." - To the Master Chief, who enters the Flood-infested [[High Charity]].

**Co-op Change: "The [[Rtas 'Vadum|Shipmaster]] will do the same with the Elites."

====[[Halo (Halo 3 level)|Halo]]====

*"Yes, ma'am. I'll land her as close to the control room as I can." - To Cortana, who asked for his status of the ''Dawn''.

*"Roger that. And ma'am, It's good to have you back." - To Cortana, after being recommended to make sure the ''Dawn'' is "safe" rather than "close".

*"Careful, I can't cover you on the far side." - to the Chief, who continues up the pyramid shape structure.

*"Keep moving, Chief. I've got your back." - to the duo, as they are nearing the entrance to the Control Room.

*"We don't have a few more days!" - Response to Spark's statement about the Installation being able to activate in "a few more days."

*"Deal with it." - to Spark, who state that a premature fire from Halo would destroy the Ark.

*"No... no you're not." - His denial to the Chief that the Spartan will get him out of there.

====Gameplay Quotes====

*"Hey Luke Duke, slow it down!" - If the player drives a Warthog badly.

*"Friggin tourists!"

===[[Halo 3: ODST]]===

*"Don't worry...I know what the aliens like." - Response to ONI Captain [[Veronica Dare]]'s comment on how the [[Vergil|captured Engineer]] is extremely delicate.

*"It has access to the Covenant battle-net?"

====Halo 3: ODST Firefight ViDoc====

*"Bip, bap, bam!"

*"This is Firefight. And we need every able body we can get. Even yours."

*"Problem is we got alien bastards in our house. Each new wave means more bad guys. 5 waves make up a round. 3 rounds in a set. Sounds easy huh? WRONG!"

*"See these skulls? When they activate, they turn a casual Covenant make out session, into a full on test of your manly prowess."

*"Catch, makes the enemy toss grenades like it's going out of style."

*"And the others...well, let's just say that they call them difficulty multipliers for a reason."

*(''To squad'') Here we go, next wave coming in! This is going to get hot!"

==Firefight==

===Halo 3: ODST===

===Halo: Reach===

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*"I can pretty much guarantee that at least one of us will make it outta here in one piece" - Previewing his voice.

*"Reloading!" - When reloading weapon.

*"Dead before you hit the ground." - After getting a headshot  

*"Headshot!" - After getting a headshot  

*"Dance, sucker!" - Hitting an enemy with multiple DMR shots  

*"Tango down!" - Killed an enemy

*"Now that was alright!" - After killing an enemy  

*"I'm reloading!" - When reloading  

*"Think about THAT while you're sittin' on your dead ass!" - After killing a enemy with melee.  

*"Damn right it's personal!" - After killing a enemy with melee.  

*"Oh, this is gonna be so good!" - When switching to fuel rod gun.  

*(Brief maniacal laughter) - When switching to a fuel rod gun.  

*"Tell me, does this gun go with my hat?" - When switching to a Fuel Rod Gun.

*"This is for [[Harvest]]!" - When throwing a grenade.  

*"Time to die, you son-of-a-bitch!" - When throwing a grenade.  

*"I got your number, you dumb bug." - throwing a grenade

*"Count to five and watch'em fry." - When switching to Spartan Laser.  

*"That's it, make room!" - When switching to Spartan Laser.  

*"Let's get dangerous!" - When switching to Rocket Launcher.  

*"Get out the way!" - When switching to Rocket Launcher.  

*"You might wanna step REAL clear" - When switching to Rocket Launcher.  

*"Sergeant Major Avery Junior blow-the-hell-outta-your-alien-ass Johnson! Reporting for duty!" - When switching to the Rocket Launcher.

*(Shrieks) - When stuck.  

*"No, you weren't dreaming; it's really me. You might remember me from ''Halo 1'', ''2'' and ''3''!" -When stared at.

*"Time to pop the top on this can of woop-ass" - Possible reference to Stone Cold Steve Austin, a former WWE wrestler.

*"A day without killing, is like a day without sunshine" - When stared at.

*"Yeah, keep an eye on me soldier, I'm about to put on an ass-kicking clinic." - When stared at.

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==Books==

*"That doesn't look like an [[Unyielding Hierophant|Uneven Elephant]] to me: looks more like two squids kissing."

*"Help me with the lady, she weighs more than your last girlfriend."

:Corporal Locklear: "So's a mercy killing."

*"You better get it together, Marine, or the Chief'll reach down and pull you inside out by your corn hole. And that'll be a sweet, sweet mercy... compared to what ''I'm'' gonna do to you." To Corporal Locklear after insulting [[John-117|Spartan 117]].

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