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'''Axon Clips Chapter 4''' is the fourth chapter in the [[I love bees|I Love Bees]] audio drama. It takes place during the second week of September, [[2552]]. | '''Axon Clips Chapter 4''' is the fourth chapter in the [[I love bees|I Love Bees]] audio drama. It takes place during the second week of September, [[2552]]. | ||
=="Totally Legitimate Business" (Kamal)== | |||
== | |||
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week4_subject3.wav Audio Compilation 5min 35sec] | *[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week4_subject3.wav Audio Compilation 5min 35sec] | ||
===Dark Genius=== | |||
===Dark | {{Listen|title=Dark Genius | ||
{{Listen|title=Dark | |filename=Dark_genius.ogg | ||
|filename= | |||
}} | }} | ||
'''[[Aiden Maki|Aiden]]:''' Well, I'll be damned... Kamal! Just the guy I wanted to see.<br /> | '''[[Aiden Maki|Aiden]]:''' Well, I'll be damned... Kamal! Just the guy I wanted to see.<br /> | ||
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'''Waitress:''' Two beers, coming right up.<br /> | '''Waitress:''' Two beers, coming right up.<br /> | ||
===Drink the | ===Drink the Beer=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Drink the | {{Listen|title=Drink the Beer | ||
|filename= | |filename=Drink the beer.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Aiden:''' So, I have a friend who has this problem.<br /> | '''Aiden:''' So, I have a friend who has this problem.<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' ''(drinks)'' What kind of business?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' ''(drinks)'' What kind of business?<br /> | ||
===Knee | ===Knee Caps=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Knee | {{Listen|title=Knee Caps | ||
|filename= | |filename=Knee caps.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Aiden:''' Welcome to the tastefully appointed security control room. The nerve center if you will, of the [[Apollonian Temple Casino]]. My name is Aiden Maki--<br /> | '''Aiden:''' Welcome to the tastefully appointed security control room. The nerve center if you will, of the [[Apollonian Temple Casino]]. My name is Aiden Maki--<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' ...decomposing bodies.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' ...decomposing bodies.<br /> | ||
===Hard | ===Hard Bargain=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Hard | {{Listen|title=Hard Bargain | ||
|filename= | |filename=Hard bargain.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Aiden:''' Excuse us, Mr. F. ''(to Kamal)'' All the man wants to find out is what they're doing.<br /> | '''Aiden:''' Excuse us, Mr. F. ''(to Kamal)'' All the man wants to find out is what they're doing.<br /> | ||
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'''Aiden:''' I haven't asked you to do anything illegal, have I?<br /> | '''Aiden:''' I haven't asked you to do anything illegal, have I?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Didn't you hear what he said? He was--<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Didn't you hear what he said? He was--<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' --But the whole killing thing will only happen if you don't help. And even that's worst | '''Aiden:''' --But the whole killing thing will only happen if you don't help. And even that's worst case scenario.<br /> | ||
'''Mr. F:''' Actually, that wouldn't be the worst case. The worst case would be if we went down to--<br /> | '''Mr. F:''' Actually, that wouldn't be the worst case. The worst case would be if we went down to--<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' No-no-no-no... Just hear me out, Kamal. Mr.F shows you what they're doing, and you tell him how they're doing it.<br /> | '''Aiden:''' No-no-no-no... Just hear me out, Kamal. Mr.F shows you what they're doing, and you tell him how they're doing it.<br /> | ||
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===In each pit=== | ===In each pit=== | ||
{{Listen|title=In each pit | {{Listen|title=In each pit | ||
|filename= | |filename=in_each_pit.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Aiden:''' Okay, from here we can monitor the whole casino floor.<br /> | '''Aiden:''' Okay, from here we can monitor the whole casino floor.<br /> | ||
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'''Mr. F:''' ...screwing me. | '''Mr. F:''' ...screwing me. | ||
===Twenty | ===Twenty Percent=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Twenty | {{Listen|title=Twenty Percent | ||
|filename= | |filename=twenty_percent.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Mr. F:''' We've got archives of all their plays in the last 10 days. Figure out how they're screwing me...<br /> | '''Mr. F:''' We've got archives of all their plays in the last 10 days. Figure out how they're screwing me...<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' I think he was talking to me.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' I think he was talking to me.<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' See this number? That's how much we figure these kids have taken out of the casino.<br /> | '''Aiden:''' See this number? That's how much we figure these kids have taken out of the casino.<br /> | ||
'''Mr. F:''' You get it back for me, 20% of | '''Mr. F:''' You get it back for me, 20% of it's yours.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Oh, wow...<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Oh, wow...<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' Trust me. If all these guys lose is their money, you'll be doing them a huge favor.<br /> | '''Aiden:''' Trust me. If all these guys lose is their money, you'll be doing them a huge favor.<br /> | ||
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'''Aiden:''' Oh, check out table 9. Camera's looking right down her dress!<br /> | '''Aiden:''' Oh, check out table 9. Camera's looking right down her dress!<br /> | ||
===Uvular | ===Uvular Implants=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Uvular | {{Listen|title=Uvular Implants | ||
|filename= | |filename=uvular_implants.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Kamal:''' Thanks for the ride<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Thanks for the ride<br /> | ||
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===Slingbacks=== | ===Slingbacks=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Slingbacks | {{Listen|title=Slingbacks | ||
|filename= | |filename=slingbacks.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Kamal:''' He's not even counting the cards himself. He's got a tally running on a corneal... but... you really don't care do you...<br /> | '''Kamal:''' He's not even counting the cards himself. He's got a tally running on a corneal... but... you really don't care do you...<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' Slingbacks! Definitely slingbacks. | '''Kamal:''' Slingbacks! Definitely slingbacks. | ||
===So | ===So Dense=== | ||
{{Listen|title=So | {{Listen|title=So Dense | ||
|filename= | |filename=so_dense.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Kamal:''' Those are the ones with buckles right?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Those are the ones with buckles right?<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' I was just figuring that out.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' I was just figuring that out.<br /> | ||
== | =="Big Dog" (Janissary)== | ||
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week4_subject2.wav Audio Compilation 8min 24sec] | *[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week4_subject2.wav Audio Compilation 8min 24sec] | ||
===Hey Bev=== | ===Hey Bev=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Hey Bev | {{Listen|title=Hey Bev | ||
|filename= | |filename=hey_bev.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Bev:''' Hello... And welcome to Hot'n'Cold... Please, place your thumb on the transaction plate.<br /> | '''Bev:''' Hello... And welcome to Hot'n'Cold... Please, place your thumb on the transaction plate.<br /> | ||
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'''Bev:''' Thank you!<br /> | '''Bev:''' Thank you!<br /> | ||
===Such | ===Such Pigs=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Such | {{Listen|title=Such Pigs | ||
|filename= | |filename=such_pigs.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Jan:''' Well you sure don't want to lose them to that slutty cash register do ya?<br /> | '''Jan:''' Well you sure don't want to lose them to that slutty cash register do ya?<br /> | ||
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===Optical=== | ===Optical=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Optical | {{Listen|title=Optical | ||
|filename= | |filename=optical.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Paolo: '''Look, you're the girl that was at Sharfie's last week aren't you?<br /> | '''Paolo: '''Look, you're the girl that was at Sharfie's last week aren't you?<br /> | ||
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'''Jan:''' Ah, this'll be fun.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Ah, this'll be fun.<br /> | ||
===Box of | ===Box of Chocolates=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Box of | {{Listen|title=Box of Chocolates | ||
|filename= | |filename=box_of_chocolates.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Gene:''' Pardon me, miss.<br /> | '''Gene:''' Pardon me, miss.<br /> | ||
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===Mr. Congeniality=== | ===Mr. Congeniality=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Mr. Congeniality | {{Listen|title=Mr. Congeniality | ||
|filename= | |filename=mr_congeniality.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Gene:''' Who the hell are you?<br /> | '''Gene:''' Who the hell are you?<br /> | ||
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'''Jan:''' I know, I know, it's over now. Get on home. I'll finish up with Mr.Congeniality.<br /> | '''Jan:''' I know, I know, it's over now. Get on home. I'll finish up with Mr.Congeniality.<br /> | ||
===Big | ===Big Dog=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Big | {{Listen|title=Big Dog | ||
|filename= | |filename=big_dog.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Gene:''' That was real nice what you did for that lady. Not real smart, but nice.<br /> | '''Gene:''' That was real nice what you did for that lady. Not real smart, but nice.<br /> | ||
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===Ballet=== | ===Ballet=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Ballet | {{Listen|title=Ballet | ||
|filename= | |filename=ballet.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Jan:''' See, the problem with being a big dog, is there's always a bigger dog.<br /> | '''Jan:''' See, the problem with being a big dog, is there's always a bigger dog.<br /> | ||
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'''Jan:''' Come on Gene, skip the knife... go for the [[M6 Series|M6]] under your jacket. | '''Jan:''' Come on Gene, skip the knife... go for the [[M6 Series|M6]] under your jacket. | ||
===Her | ===Her Hair=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Her | {{Listen|title=Her Hair | ||
|filename=her_hair.ogg | |filename=her_hair.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
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'''Jan:''' I like to dance.<br /> | '''Jan:''' I like to dance.<br /> | ||
'''Gene:''' Oh, you just bought yourself a bullet in the back, bitch!<br /> | '''Gene:''' Oh, you just bought yourself a bullet in the back, bitch!<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Oh, only the guy with the [[ | '''Jan:''' Oh, only the guy with the [[sniper rifle]] across the street has 2 broken arms...<br /> | ||
'''Gene:''' [[Pete]]?<br /> | '''Gene:''' [[Pete]]?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' And the girl with the ponytail, the one who was supposed to cover you from the roof?<br /> | '''Jan:''' And the girl with the ponytail, the one who was supposed to cover you from the roof?<br /> | ||
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'''Jan:''' It's just you, and me... lover. | '''Jan:''' It's just you, and me... lover. | ||
===Posture | ===Posture Counts=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Posture | {{Listen|title=Posture Counts | ||
|filename= | |filename=posture_counts.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Jan:''' Alright. Get up... Get. Up. Now, from the top. And remember, posture counts. There's the gun. Pick it up. Come on, big dog. Let's go again.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Alright. Get up... Get. Up. Now, from the top. And remember, posture counts. There's the gun. Pick it up. Come on, big dog. Let's go again.<br /> | ||
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(gunshot)<br /> | (gunshot)<br /> | ||
===Wee | ===Wee Wee Wee=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Wee | {{Listen|title=Wee Wee Wee | ||
|filename= | |filename=wee_wee_wee.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
(scream of pain)<br /> | (scream of pain)<br /> | ||
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'''Jan:''' And no matter how bad you are, how tough, how fast, you know what's waiting for you, big dog? (breaking of bones?) (cries of pain) A bigger bitch.<br /> | '''Jan:''' And no matter how bad you are, how tough, how fast, you know what's waiting for you, big dog? (breaking of bones?) (cries of pain) A bigger bitch.<br /> | ||
===Just | ===Just Snacks=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Just | {{Listen|title=Just Snacks | ||
|filename= | |filename=just_snacks.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Bev:''' Hello! And welcome to hot in cold. Please, place your thumb on the transaction plate.<br /> | '''Bev:''' Hello! And welcome to hot in cold. Please, place your thumb on the transaction plate.<br /> | ||
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'''Bev:''' Thank you! I'm afraid I don't know the answer to your question. Enjoy your beverage.<br /> | '''Bev:''' Thank you! I'm afraid I don't know the answer to your question. Enjoy your beverage.<br /> | ||
===Apartment | ===Apartment Squirrels=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Apartment | {{Listen|title=Apartment Squirrels | ||
|filename= | |filename=apartment_squirrels.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Paolo:''' Hi there, I, uh, wanted to say thanks.<br /> | '''Paolo:''' Hi there, I, uh, wanted to say thanks.<br /> | ||
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'''Jan:''' Hm. You Think I should send a card and some flowers?<br /> | '''Jan:''' Hm. You Think I should send a card and some flowers?<br /> | ||
== | =="The Audit" (Jersey)== | ||
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week4_subject1.wav Audio Compilation 4min 42sec] | *[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week4_subject1.wav Audio Compilation 4min 42sec] | ||
===Your | ===Your First Mistake=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Your | {{Listen|title=Your First Mistake | ||
|filename= | |filename=your_first_mistake.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''[[George Shebura|George]]:''' Mr. Morelli. Hm. We will be making a record of this audit. My name is George Shebura. I'm an associate fiscal investigator. You have the right to have your accountant present.<br /> | '''[[George Shebura|George]]:''' Mr. Morelli. Hm. We will be making a record of this audit. My name is George Shebura. I'm an associate fiscal investigator. You have the right to have your accountant present.<br /> | ||
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===Alaska=== | ===Alaska=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Alaska | {{Listen|title=Alaska | ||
|filename= | |filename=alaska.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''George:''' Your record seems a little haphazard, Mr. Morelli... As, I must say, does your style of dress....<br /> | '''George:''' Your record seems a little haphazard, Mr. Morelli... As, I must say, does your style of dress....<br /> | ||
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'''Durga:''' ...to Alaska.<br /> | '''Durga:''' ...to Alaska.<br /> | ||
===Refreshingly | ===Refreshingly Cool=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Refreshingly | {{Listen|title=Refreshingly Cool | ||
|filename= | |filename=refreshingly_cool.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''George:''' Hm. Your return seems better organized than I remember.<br /> | '''George:''' Hm. Your return seems better organized than I remember.<br /> | ||
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===Thermostat=== | ===Thermostat=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Thermostat | {{Listen|title=Thermostat | ||
|filename= | |filename=thermostat.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''George:''' I'm afraid you'll have to reschedule your audit, Mr. Morelli. I can't be expected to work under these conditions.<br /> | '''George:''' I'm afraid you'll have to reschedule your audit, Mr. Morelli. I can't be expected to work under these conditions.<br /> | ||
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'''George:''' Shebura here, I'm in the middle of an audit. | '''George:''' Shebura here, I'm in the middle of an audit. | ||
===Clearly a | ===Clearly a Glitch=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Clearly a | {{Listen|title=Clearly a Glitch | ||
|filename= | |filename=clearly_a_glitch.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''George:''' My wife? Well tell her I'll call her ba--... alright, alright.<br /> | '''George:''' My wife? Well tell her I'll call her ba--... alright, alright.<br /> | ||
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'''Police:''' You are under arrest. | '''Police:''' You are under arrest. | ||
===Big | ===Big Gloves=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Big | {{Listen|title=Big Gloves | ||
|filename= | |filename=big_gloves.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Police:''' Stand with your hands out of the way from your sides! You have the right to remain silent.<br /> | '''Police:''' Stand with your hands out of the way from your sides! You have the right to remain silent.<br /> | ||
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'''Jersey:''' Oh, hey... sprinklers...!<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Oh, hey... sprinklers...!<br /> | ||
===I | ===I Looked it Up=== | ||
{{Listen|title=I | {{Listen|title=I Looked it Up | ||
|filename= | |filename=i_looked_it_up.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Jersey:''' Shut it off. (Durga turns off the music)<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Shut it off. (Durga turns off the music)<br /> | ||
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===Cheerleaders=== | ===Cheerleaders=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Cheerleaders | {{Listen|title=Cheerleaders | ||
|filename= | |filename=cheerleaders.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Durga:''' ''Jersey, I am not a child. I am not a toy. And I am not your thing. I was very restrained with George. I didn't cook him; I didn't send him to jail. But people who mess with us - they're going to get stoned.''<br /> | '''Durga:''' ''Jersey, I am not a child. I am not a toy. And I am not your thing. I was very restrained with George. I didn't cook him; I didn't send him to jail. But people who mess with us - they're going to get stoned.''<br /> | ||
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'''Jersey:''' Okay. So, do we have cheerleaders?<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Okay. So, do we have cheerleaders?<br /> | ||
== | =="The Recruitment" (Rani)== | ||
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week4_subject4.wav Audio Compilation 8min 21sec] | *[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week4_subject4.wav Audio Compilation 8min 21sec] | ||
===Commissary | ===Commissary Shoes=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Commissary | {{Listen|title=Commissary Shoes | ||
|filename= | |filename=commissary_shoes.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
(Rani is being followed)<br /> | (Rani is being followed)<br /> | ||
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'''College boy:''' Instead of worrying about my haircut, you should be worrying about your throat.<br /> | '''College boy:''' Instead of worrying about my haircut, you should be worrying about your throat.<br /> | ||
===Formal | ===Formal Wear=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Formal | {{Listen|title=Formal Wear | ||
|filename= | |filename=formal_wear.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Rani:''' Are you a cop?<br /> | '''Rani:''' Are you a cop?<br /> | ||
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'''Rani:''' (clenching a giggle) I'm sorry, it's just something I do when faced with the ridiculous.<br /> | '''Rani:''' (clenching a giggle) I'm sorry, it's just something I do when faced with the ridiculous.<br /> | ||
===My | ===My Landlady=== | ||
{{Listen|title=My | {{Listen|title=My Landlady | ||
|filename= | |filename=my_landlady.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''College boy: '''It's a test for new recruits, and you did great.<br /> | '''College boy: '''It's a test for new recruits, and you did great.<br /> | ||
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'''Rani: '''No! I'd die of embarrassment. (walks away) Morons.<br /> | '''Rani: '''No! I'd die of embarrassment. (walks away) Morons.<br /> | ||
===Domestic | ===Domestic Bliss=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Domestic | {{Listen|title=Domestic Bliss | ||
|filename= | |filename=domestic_bliss.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
(mumbling in an apartment)<br /> | (mumbling in an apartment)<br /> | ||
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'''Sarah: '''Oh yeah, the one you thought was a spook.<br /> | '''Sarah: '''Oh yeah, the one you thought was a spook.<br /> | ||
===A | ===A Secret Life=== | ||
{{Listen|title=A | {{Listen|title=A Secret Life | ||
|filename= | |filename=a_secret_life.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Rani: '''He wears a service ring, he only started teaching about 10 years ago which means he could have done 20 and out. And one day, a couple of kids were talking about buying a car - every model they mentioned, he knew how long it would float.<br /> | '''Rani: '''He wears a service ring, he only started teaching about 10 years ago which means he could have done 20 and out. And one day, a couple of kids were talking about buying a car - every model they mentioned, he knew how long it would float.<br /> | ||
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'''Sarah:''' Oh I hate you! You should be a spy!<br /> | '''Sarah:''' Oh I hate you! You should be a spy!<br /> | ||
===Flower | ===Flower Delivery=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Flower | {{Listen|title=Flower Delivery | ||
|filename= | |filename=flower_delivery.ogg | ||
}} | |||
'''Rani:''' So the guy with the spikey hair says: "Can I walk you home? And see what real people wear?"<br /> | '''Rani:''' So the guy with the spikey hair says: "Can I walk you home? And see what real people wear?"<br /> | ||
(laughs)<br /> | (laughs)<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' What idiots! And this is like 2 days after Professor Avi said I should send my resume to Virginia.<br /> | '''Rani:''' What idiots! And this is like 2 days after Professor Avi said I should send my resume to Virginia.<br /> | ||
'''Sarah:''' I can't believe you Rani, I'd have been | '''Sarah:''' I can't believe you Rani, I'd have been to scared to notice anything.<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' No, this guy you'd have noticed.<br /> | '''Rani:''' No, this guy you'd have noticed.<br /> | ||
'''Sarah:''' Hey, it sounds like your neighbors have stopped fighting.<br /> | '''Sarah:''' Hey, it sounds like your neighbors have stopped fighting.<br /> | ||
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'''Rani:''' Eh, not so great. It's this kid, he's starting a business. He has a [[printer fabricator]].<br /> | '''Rani:''' Eh, not so great. It's this kid, he's starting a business. He has a [[printer fabricator]].<br /> | ||
===Desktop | ===Desktop Model=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Desktop | {{Listen|title=Desktop Model | ||
|filename= | |filename=desktop_model.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Rani:''' This is where you work?<br /> | '''Rani:''' This is where you work?<br /> | ||
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'''Trevor:''' Ah, it's a disposable [[Chatter|chatter]] that looks like a plastic kitten.<br /> | '''Trevor:''' Ah, it's a disposable [[Chatter|chatter]] that looks like a plastic kitten.<br /> | ||
===So | ===So Mean=== | ||
{{Listen|title=So | {{Listen|title=So Mean | ||
|filename= | |filename=so_mean.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Rani:''' Like a chatter you get in quickie store?<br /> | '''Rani:''' Like a chatter you get in quickie store?<br /> | ||
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'''Trevor:''' You're a genius! Let's try it.<br /> | '''Trevor:''' You're a genius! Let's try it.<br /> | ||
===Guess | ===Guess Not=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Guess | {{Listen|title=Guess Not | ||
|filename= | |filename=guess_not.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Rani:''' Trevor? What do you suppose it's doing?<br /> | '''Rani:''' Trevor? What do you suppose it's doing?<br /> | ||
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===Relocate=== | ===Relocate=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Relocate | {{Listen|title=Relocate | ||
|filename= | |filename=relocate.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Trevor: '''Look at that. Don't they look great?<br /> | '''Trevor: '''Look at that. Don't they look great?<br /> | ||
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===Cow, even=== | ===Cow, even=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Cow, even | {{Listen|title=Cow, even | ||
|filename= | |filename=cow_even.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Rani: '''So, I took 14 disposable chatters as payment, and scrammed.<br /> | '''Rani: '''So, I took 14 disposable chatters as payment, and scrammed.<br /> | ||
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'''Customer: '''Yeah, okay. I'll take two.<br /> | '''Customer: '''Yeah, okay. I'll take two.<br /> | ||
===Knockout | ===Knockout Gas=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Knockout | {{Listen|title=Knockout Gas | ||
|filename= | |filename=knockout_gas.ogg | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Rani:''' Thanks. I'm back. I'm selling them at a flea market.<br /> | '''Rani:''' Thanks. I'm back. I'm selling them at a flea market.<br /> | ||
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'''Rani:''' Oh, give your mom a hug for me.<br /> | '''Rani:''' Oh, give your mom a hug for me.<br /> | ||
== | =="Enigma" (Herzog)== | ||
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week4_subject5.wav Audio Compilation 2min 13sec] | *[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week4_subject5.wav Audio Compilation 2min 13sec] | ||
===The Labyrinth=== | ===The Labyrinth=== | ||
the_labyrinth (Note: | the_labyrinth (Note: Axon Cancelled)<br /> | ||
'''[[Herzog]]:''' Were you ever on [[Reach]]?<br /> | '''[[Herzog]]:''' Were you ever on [[Reach]]?<br /> | ||
'''[[Unidentified lieutenant (Section 0)|Lieutenant]]:''' No sir. You have me scheduled for a duty rotation, leaving for Reach December 15th.<br /> | '''[[Unidentified lieutenant (Section 0)|Lieutenant]]:''' No sir. You have me scheduled for a duty rotation, leaving for Reach December 15th.<br /> | ||
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'''Herzog:''' Where, if you see anything you must not contact me. Of course. Since for the 6 months of your rotation there you will not be working for me. Of course. And would never let your loyalties to us, to human decency, to the protection of standards interfere with your work.<br /> | '''Herzog:''' Where, if you see anything you must not contact me. Of course. Since for the 6 months of your rotation there you will not be working for me. Of course. And would never let your loyalties to us, to human decency, to the protection of standards interfere with your work.<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant:''' Oh... Yes sir.<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' Oh... Yes sir.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' Well look at it this way. It's probably the safest place in human inhabited space.<br /> | '''Herzog:''' Well look at it this way. It's probably the safest place in human inhabited space. How's your history?<br /> | ||
===English | ===English Longbow=== | ||
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'''Lieutenant:''' Well, fair, sir.<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' Well, fair, sir.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' How are you on [[World War II]]?<br /> | '''Herzog:''' How are you on [[World War II]]?<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant:''' Crécy - English longbow against French feudal cavalry. Bloodbath, sir.<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' Crécy - English longbow against French feudal cavalry. Bloodbath, sir.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' Very good. Except... that was the Hundred | '''Herzog:''' Very good. Except... that was the Hundred years war, World War II was 500 years later.<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant:''' I always get them mixed up. Thirty Years | '''Lieutenant:''' I always get them mixed up. Thirty Years War, and Hundred Years War --<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' --The Germans were winning. They used an elaborate encryption scheme, the British cracked it, and then they had a problem.<br /> | '''Herzog:''' --The Germans were winning. They used an elaborate encryption scheme, the British cracked it, and then they had a problem.<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant:''' ...''After'' they cracked the code...<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' ...''After'' they cracked the code...<br /> | ||
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===Calculus=== | ===Calculus=== | ||
{{Listen|title=Calculus | {{Listen|title=Calculus | ||
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'''Lieutenant:''' I'd make a new one.<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' I'd make a new one.<br /> | ||
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'''Lieutenant:''' Yes sir! Oh... oh my god... you mean [[Troy]] and Harmony are--<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' Yes sir! Oh... oh my god... you mean [[Troy]] and Harmony are--<br /> | ||
'''Herzog/COM:''' --(cranky) I don't know. I'm stuck in a dusty old office and no one tells me anything!<br /> | '''Herzog/COM:''' --(cranky) I don't know. I'm stuck in a dusty old office and no one tells me anything!<br /> | ||
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