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| |spartantag= M69 | | |spartantag= M69 |
| |homeworld= Earth | | |homeworld= Earth |
| |birth= March 11, 1996 | | |birth= March 11 |
| |species= Human (possibly Human-Alien Hybrid) | | |species= Human |
| |gender= Male | | |gender= Male |
| |hair= Naturally Brown, Dyed Blonde | | |hair= Naturally Brown, Dyed Blonde |
| |eyes= Blue/Green (changes) | | |eyes= Blue/Green (changes) |
| |rank= Major | | |rank= Major |
| |specialty= Awesome Morale Supporter, Doomsday Survivalist, Zombie Combatant, Conspiracy Theorist, Grammar Nazi
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| ==An Online Campaign (Please Help!)==
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| There is a YouTuber with the username ''CanucksMakeMePuke6''. If you can, help me teach him a lesson by spamming his page with reasons why Canada is a nation that should be respected. He is an immature, racist, homophobic coward that has no respect for our armed forces. Please help. Cowards like this do not deserve to preach their hate.
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| ==Introduction to Me==
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| My name is Ben, for the completely oblivious people that look at my name and think my name is like, Louis or Bill or Jason or David or something. Now right off the bat, let's get something straight: don't screw around with me, because I can be quick to anger. Also, no conspiracy theories please. I don't want to hear about any moon landing hoaxes, shape-shifting aliens, evil NWO, 9/11 "truth" movement, Niribru collision, 2012 apocalypse or anything of the sort. It annoys me to no end listening to people talk about that stuff.
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| ==History of Ben==
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| Here is a short summary of my awesome life thus far.
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| ===The Early Years===
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| I have really bad memory, so we may as well just skip this section.
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| ===The More-or-Less Recent Years===
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| Okay, so, my main memory from my past is the Summer of 2004. I was climbing around the Badlands of Drumheller, Alberta, with my friend near our campsite. Now, anyone who's ever climbed the hills there know that rocks can give way quite easily. Especially next to cliffs. So yeah, I was walking around, and I went close to the edge (eight years old, give me a break) and the rock below me gave way. Now, the falls was quite short, but I tried to support myself with my arms, which resulted quickly in the breaking of the left wrist. I rolled down the hill a bit and stop myself from rolling onto a cactus. With my hand. So, I had a broken wrist and a hand full of cactus. Now, naturally, my first instinct was to scream in pain. After that, I got up, (probably from a rush of adrenaline or something, I don't know) and walked over to the cliff and walked around, looking for a way up. Then, there were a couple of rocky outcropping, and I climbed it. The next day, the doctor asked why my hand looked blood stained.
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| Then there was this one time, I gave a speech to the City Council, trying to get plastic water bottles banned from their meetings. You'd think that if they spent several thousand dollars to build an environmentally-friendly city hall, and they won't save money by drinking from metal water bottles. Any ways, it didn't pass, because some of the councilors are complete hypocrites.
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