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'''Lucky Grunt''' is a commercial for ''[[Halo: The Master Chief Collection]]'' created by Digital Domain and released on [[2015|March 14, 2015]]. It shows an [[Unggoy]] [[Unggoy Storm|Storm]] being interviewed for being the only [[Covenant]] soldier who survived every battle against the [[John-117|Master Chief]]. Though he presents himself as though he were a very capable soldier, footage shows that he actually only survived each battle because he ran and hid.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nozRqpwzli8 '''YouTube''': ''Halo Grunt Ad'']</ref><ref>[https://vimeo.com/323909026'''Vimeo''': ''Lucky Grunt | Microsoft'']</ref> | |||
==Transcript== | |||
''Xbox Logo.'' | |||
''Cut to a small studio with a chair, curtain, lights, and mic. An Unggoy Storm walks in from the right, sees the mic, and taps on it to be sure it's working.'' | |||
''Zoom in on the Grunt as he sits on the chair.'' | |||
*'''Interviewer''': Hello there. You all set? You need some water? | |||
*'''Grunt''': Mm-hm! Drink please! | |||
''The Grunt is handed a water bottle. He takes it and chugs it down, gagging a bit as he swallows.'' | |||
*'''Interviewer''': Great. So, your claim to fame is that you are the only Covenant soldier to survive every battle with the Master Chief? | |||
*'''Grunt''': Yes! (''coughs'') Correct! | |||
*'''Interviewer''': And you say this is because you are, quote, "smarter, stronger, and faster than the Master Chief"? | |||
''Cut to [[The Silent Cartographer|a battle of the beach of the Silent Cartographer]]. Zoom in on the Unggoy Storm, perched on a Forerunner structure.'' | |||
*'''Interviewer''': But that's you hiding, isn't it? | |||
*'''Grunt''': That's not me! | |||
''Cut back to the studio.'' | |||
*'''Interviewer''': I'm pretty sure it is. | |||
''Cut to [[Reclaimer (level)|a battle at]] [[Sniper Alley]] on [[Requiem]]. The Unggoy Storm flees behind a rock.'' | |||
*'''Interviewer''': How 'bout here? | |||
*'''Grunt''': Aw, that's ''nothing'' like me! | |||
''...'' | |||
''Cut to [[Battle of Installation 05|a battle in the ruins on Installation 05]]. The Unggoy Storm is hanging from a tree.'' | |||
*'''Interviewer''': And here? | |||
*'''Grunt''': Aw, that's c-clearly somebody else! | |||
''Cut back to the studio.'' | |||
*'''Interviewer''': So how do you plan to survive ''The Master Chief Collection'', where players can relive every battle with the Master Chief- | |||
''The Grunt begins to look shocked.'' | |||
*'''Interviewer''': -over... | |||
''Master Chief mows down Grunts on [[Cairo Station (station)|Cairo Station]].'' | |||
*'''Interviewer''': -and over... | |||
''Master Chief [[Dawn|melees a Storm Grunt in]] the ''[[UNSC Forward Unto Dawn]]''. | |||
*'''Interviewer''': -and over and over... | |||
''Chief fires from a [[M12 Chaingun Warthog|Warthog]] turret [[Requiem (level)|on Requiem]].'' | |||
*'''Interviewer''': -and over... | |||
''Grunts get shot down in Cairo Station and [[Sierra 117|the Kenyan jungle]].'' | |||
*'''Interviewer''': -and over again? | |||
''An explosion on Installation 05 sends a Grunt flying.'' | |||
''Cut to the studio. The chair is knocked over and the Grunt is hiding behind the curtain, his toes poking out.'' | |||
*'''Interviewer''': You know we can see you, right? | |||
''The Grunt pulls his feet in.'' | |||
''ALL 4 GRUNT-FRAGGING BLOCKBUSTERS IN 1'' | |||
''HALO: THE MASTER CHIEF COLLECTION'' | |||
''Xbox One logo.'' | |||
==Sources== | ==Sources== | ||
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{{Trailer}} | {{Trailer}} | ||
[[Category:Halo: The Master Chief Collection]] | |||
[[Category:Halo: The Master Chief Collection trailers]] |