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==Out of Context-Episode Guide==
===Hypermail===
A new segment to season six is a show known as "Hypermail," (formerly known as "Hypernews" from season five.) A fanmail show that will rotate weekly between season 6 and it until the season's end. The segment is non-canon and displays the characters in their usual attitude, as well as addresses more real-life and/or pop culture events from the perspective of The Arbiter iand Master Chief, thereby breaking the 4th wall in the series.
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|Hypermail
|7:50
|The Arbiter and Master Chief introduce a new show known as "Hypermail," the fan-mail segment of their now cancelled show "Hypernews." Arbiter and Chief proceed to read and answer fan mail with some truthful and not so truthful answers.
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|A Scientific Fax
|7:34
|Upon reading some fanmail, Arbiter gives a shoutout to Machinima's Respawn Army's new badges based on their show, as well as mentions the recent [[Wikipedia:2011 Vancouver Stanley Cup riot|rioting in Vancouver over the Stanley Cup]]. Master Chief on the other hand is more excited about the announcement of ''Halo 4''.
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|From the Ashes
|5:55
|When the set of Hypermail is destroyed by Master Chief's carelessness, he and the Arbiter are forced to film the show in Jon's Kitchen. When a fan suggests to the Arbiter to buy a doll to fill his void with Claire, Chief steals Jon's wallet to do so for himself.
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|The Gun Show
|5:25
|While reading fanmail, Master Chief tries to trick the Arbiter by reading an email that came from Arbiter's "mom." The Arbiter however gets the last laugh when someone suggests to Chief to look into a Magnifying glass while it's over the sun.
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|Maximum Overdrive
|4:56
|While reading fanmail, Master Chief continues trying to prank Arbiter. Little does he know that Arbiter has some tricks up his sleeve as well.
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|Aliens and Monsters
|5:42
|Upset that he had very little screen-time in their latest story episode "Chaos Theosis," Chief proceeds to read phony emails from Arbiter's supposed family, while Arbiter tries to read actual emails from viewers. Chief's anger quickly fades when he recieves a scam email from Nigeria.
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|Silly Billies
|4:54
|Arbiter and Master Chief read fanmail, this time in front of the door to Jon's Apartment. Their segments ends with the both of them dancing.
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|Voices of Raisins
|5:54
|The episode opens with Master Chief making a mundane PSA in an attempt to get money from the audience. Arbiter and Master Chief then proceed to read Hypermail while sitting on Jon's bed.
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|Dukes of Dongs
|5:51
|Reading hypermail from Jon's Kitchen, Master Chief continues to try and beg money from the audience with little success (To Arbiter's notification.) When Chief recieves a phony message from a Canadian Hospital stating he has Testicular Cancer, Chief cries, leaving Arbiter to "comfort" him.
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|A Vereh Scareh H4110w33n
|5:51
|In this Halloween-themed episode, Arbiter has decorated Jon's kitchen to create a spooky atmosphere and proceeds to read emails. Master Chief on the other hand continues to believe he has fallen ill for the Testicular Cancer email from the previous episode.
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|Hypermail Anniversary Edition
|4:45
|Master Chief and the Arbiter answer another batch of viewer mail, as well as thank Bungie for ten years of Halo gaming goodness and permitting Arby 'n' the Chief to run as long as it has.
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|Chilling Out
|4:10
|Master Chief and the Arbiter answer another batch of viewer mail.
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|Just Say No to Robot Porn
|3:15
|Master Chief and the Arbiter answer yet another bunch of viewer mail in this season's finale.
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===Shorts===
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|E3 2011 Skit
|5:35
|As The Arbiter and Master Chief observe the gaming booths at ''[[Wikipedia:Electronic Entertainment Expo 2011|E3 2011]]'', the two discuss the upcoming games and Chief attempts to join the convention with Jon's Wallet and a poorly-crafted badge in an effort to acquire the newly announced [[Wikipedia:Halo 4|Halo 4]].
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|Christmas 2010 Special
|4:22
|The Arbiter and Greg, the mute tarantula newcomer, compete in a game of Scrabble on Christmas Eve, and Master Chief wants to join in.
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|An Arby 'n' the Chief Short
|2:06
|Arbiter addresses the viewers -- Arby 'n' the Chief's regularly scheduled programming will be held back for one week.
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|Short #2
|2:20
|Master Chief and the Arbiter are forced to help Jon get back on his production schedule by filming another short video.
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|Short #3
|2:09
|Master Chief wants to sit down to another session of Halo: Reach but finds the Arbiter has impeding plans.
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|Christmas Special 2011
|3:23
|Master Chief and the Arbiter pin up their Christmas stockings for Santa on Christmas Eve.
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|New Years Special 2011
|4:18
|The Arbiter is rudely awakened in the middle of the night on Christmas eve by the sounds of Halo gameplay and Master Chief's cussing.
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|Short #4
|2:14
|The Arbiter intrudes on Master Chief's allotted time with Halo: Reach by playing Skyward Sword.
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|Short #5
|1:43
|Master Chief and the Arbiter sit in the tub in the dark telling scary stories.
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===Behind the Scenes===
In these two videos, Jon Graham tells and shows viewers the process of creating an episode of Arby 'n' The Chief.
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|Behind the Scenes - Part 1
|10:02
|A special video narrated by Arby 'n' the Chief writer/director Jon CJG outlining the process of the production of an episode from conception to final product.
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|Behind the Scenes: Part 2
|10:49
|The second part of a special video narrated by Arby 'n' the Chief writer/director Jon CJG outlining the process of the production of an episode from conception to final product.
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===Arby 'n' the Chief in L.A.===
<center><span style="color:Red">'''These episodes are considered Non-Canon by Jon Graham himself'''</span></center>
On November 2, 2009 it was announced that a sequel to the series is in production. The sequel's title is "Arby n the Chief in L.A."<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr2rdvaJg1U '''Youtube''' - ''Arby 'n' The Chief:  Arby 'n' The Chief in L.A. Trailer (Halo 3 Machinima)'']</ref> Jon Graham stated on his blog that he is not working on the project, and that Machinima.com has taken complete control of the series.[http://joncjg.blogspot.com/2009/11/news-unaffiliated-with-arby-n-chief.html] However, Machinima.com is still going to go to Jon for him to provide tips and information to help with series continuity.
Because of bad fan reception for the first two episodes, on November 24, 2009, much to his dismay, Jon Graham stated on his blog that he was asked by Machinima to fly to L.A. and help them with the third episode to "give the new crew a running start." However, he was detained by US Homeland Security as a Canadian citizen and was denied entrance to the United States; the new arrangement is for Jon to simply write the scripts and manage the voices, while a film crew in LA does all the actual production. Jon stated on his blog that he still doesn't consider the series his anymore.[http://joncjg.blogspot.com/2009/11/news-helping-produce-next-episode-of.html]
It is unknown whether the series will continue, due to it's unpopularity compared to the series made by Jon Graham.
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|Episode 1: Dear Jon
|4:43
|In Claire's house in California, the Chief is attacking one of his teammates solely because he has Recon as well while the Arbiter waits for Claire to return. As Claire and Jon return, Jon takes a shower while Claire attempts to apologize to the Arbiter about how she is going out with Jon, but the Arbiter insists that it is okay and that he understands why she would not want to date him. Claire thanks the Arbiter and follows Jon. Time passes and The Arbiter has grown bored with their current life of playing Halo since arriving in California. He decides to leave the house and go outdoors in search of adventure, with The Chief following close behind.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCV4idPiE0M&list=SL '''Youtube''' - ''Arby 'n' The Chief:  Arby 'n' the Chief in LA: Episode 1: "Dear Jon"'']</ref>
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|Episode 2: Walking in LA
|6:07
|The Arbiter and Master Chief's first day in Los Angeles does not go well, with both of them being forced to take shelter inside an overturned box on the streets, and with Chief complaining that he smells like "Cat Piss." Trying to make the best of their situation, The Arbiter and Chief tour around Los Angeles, visiting Hollywood, the beach, and other locations. Master Chief however is still bored with the scenery, to the point of crudely improvising an Xbox controller out of a TV remote, a couch out of an empty box of tissues with a piece of torn towel, and an Xbox and television out of a large jug with an illustration of stick figures shooting at each other. Tired of adventures, Chief decides to set out to find an Xbox, Despite the Arbiter's suggestion visit the Zoo. After a tense run-in with a dog, the two set off to the zoo.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6Bf3vBJT8Q&list=SL '''Youtube''' - ''Arby 'n' The Chief:  Arby 'n' the Chief in LA: Episode 2: "Walking in LA"'']</ref>
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|Episode 3: Lost
|5:14
|In search of the Zoo but are now lost next to a dumpster, the Arbiter now has second thoughts and explains to Master Chief that they can't go to the zoo because of their existence as toys or else they would both be captured and experimented on by the government. When the Chief makes a crude comparison to the movie ''District 9'', Both Arbiter and Chief get into an argument about Earth's expanding universe, as well as debate on religion. Still persistant on going to the zoo, Master Chief is physically stopped by the Arbiter, prompting Chief to go back to Claire’s house. When the Arbiter doesn’t want to go back because he is still upset over Claire, this time the Chief refuses to listen to him and heads off on his own.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DLiSyg93I8&list=SL '''Youtube''' - ''Arby 'n' The Chief:  Arby 'n' the Chief in LA: Episode 3: "Lost"'']</ref>
This is the first episode of Arby 'n' the Chief in LA that Jon wrote and voiced for.
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|Holiday Promo
|0:38
|Master Chief records himself with a video camera, wishing everyone a Merry Christmas, much to the Arbiter's disinterest, preferring to going to see the new ''[[Wikipedia:Sherlock Holmes (2009 film)|Sherlock Holmes]]'' movie instead.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NrSsyRKw-w&list=SL '''Youtube''' - ''Arby 'n' The Chief:  Arby 'n' the Chief in LA: Holiday Promo'']</ref>
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|Episode 4: Breaking and Entering
|4:55
|With Master Chief fed up with the adventure, he and the Arbiter get into a fight which ends with The Arbiter throwing him off and telling him that all he wants is for both of them to be safe and happy. They find a “Pro Gamers” residence, which the Chief attempts to break into despite the fact that the door is wide open. The Arbiter is nervous upon entering the building, but the Chief assures him that there is no one there. Immediately, however, a third voice pipes up, “Yes there is!” and the two look to see that the owner of the voice is Sonic the Hedgehog.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJUggmFembA&list=SL '''Youtube''' - ''Arby 'n' The Chief:  Arby 'n' the Chief in LA: Episode 4: "Breaking and Entering"'']</ref>
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|Episode 5: Ensemble
|6:10
|Sonic is overjoyed to see them, as he thinks that they are from ''Starship Troopers''. Creeped out, the Arbiter suggests to the Chief that they leave, but when the Chief learns that they have an Xbox in the store, he immediately elects to stay. Sonic introduces them to two other action figures in the store: Luigi and Toad. When Sonic proclaims that he has found ''Starship Trooper'' characters, the Arbiter corrects him and tells him that they are actually ''Halo'' figures. Toad and Luigi tell the Arbiter and the Chief to leave, because their “leader” has absolutely no tolerance for ''Halo''. They then hear an angry voice yelling at Toad for not making food for him; Toad and Luigi quickly hide the Arbiter and the Chief. An angry Mario figure stomps into the room, attacking them both until the Arbiter intervenes and steps into the open, confronting Mario.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdJycrScpAQ&list=SL '''Youtube''' - ''Arby 'n' The Chief:  Arby 'N' The Chief In LA: Episode 5: Ensemble'']</ref>
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|Episode 6: Clash of the Titans
|6:00
|Master Chief and Sonic play ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' on the Xbox, much to Chief's dissatisfaction, demanding to know where Halo 3 is. Meanwhile, the Arbiter and Mario face off. Mario is angry with ''Halo'' because, in his eyes, he was the face of video games until the Master Chief stole it from him. The Arbiter defends the first two ''Halo'' games, but admits that, after ''Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2'' was released, ''Halo 3'' (along with everything else) was "just so 'meh' in comparison." The Arbiter goes on to concede that the ''Mario'' games, despite possessing a shallow and repetitive plot, do deliver solid gameplay, and that Mario should still be the face of video games. However, he reignites the argument by saying that ''Banjo-Kazooie'' was better than ''Super Mario 64''.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPF5eaLOnN8&list=SL '''Youtube''' - ''Arby 'n' The Chief:  Arby 'n' the Chief in LA: Episode 6: Clash of the Titans'']</ref>
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|Episode 7: The Dark Side
|4:15
|Mario reluctantly allows the Arbiter to stay because of his intelligence. However, he refuses to let the Master Chief stay and the Arbiter can only remain as long as he sells out the Chief, thus is torn between Toad's insistance on doing so and Luigi's persuasion against doing so. Meanwhile the Chief has found the Halo 3 disc inside a ''Tony Hawk’s Ride'' game case, to his delight.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6goM2bq9VIY&list=SL '''Youtube''' - ''Arby 'n' The Chief:  Arby 'n' the Chief in LA: Episode 7: The Dark Side'']</ref>
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|Episode 8: Two Betrayals
|4:48
|Master Chief tricks Sonic into going to see Mario so that he can play Halo 3 by himself. The Arbiter and Toad arrive, with The Arbiter accepting Mario's offer to allow him to stay on the condition that the Chief be kicked out. At that moment, Chief is heard complaini about the map [[Boundless]] (another version of [[Snowbound]]), Mario storms into the room and, after a brief argument, throws the Chief out while the Arbiter looks on. The episode ends with a shot of the sad Master Chief sitting outside the door of the shop.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqwFY6zDu_c&list=SL '''Youtube''' - ''Arby 'n' The Chief:  Arby 'n' the Chief in LA: Episode 8: Two Betrayals'']</ref>
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|Episode 9: Exile
|4:26
|The Chief wakes up outside, inside a box, remembering his situation and sits down, depressed. Meanwhile, Mario throws Sonic in a cupboard, despite the latter's pleas. After threatening Luigi for helping Sonic, Mario reveals that he has planned for Sonic to have some company in the cupboard. Toad talks to the Arbiter, whom is feeling guilty about betraying the Chief. Toad tries to reassure the Arbiter, with some success, before mentioning that Mario wanted to see him. Without warning, the Arbiter is stunned by a large falling piece of plastic.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0879Uveh-M&list=SL '''Youtube''' - ''Arby 'n' The Chief:  Arby 'n' the Chief in LA: Episode 9: Exile'']</ref>
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|Episode 10: Alone
|4:32
|Going back on his word, Mario tells the Arbiter that while he hates Master Chief, he adds that he hates pseudo-intellectuals and those whom are not human in general, like the Arbiter. According to Mario, the Arbiter looks like Bowser. When the Arbiter retorts that he looks nothing like a dragon, he is thrown into the cupboard with Sonic. Sonic says that he is locked in for telling Chief where ''Halo 3'' is, and begins to get high from his Sharpie marker. He offers it to the Arbiter, who eventually accepts. The Chief, meanwhile, is playing "catch" with a crude blob representing the Arbiter drawn on the side of his box. After throwing a tantrum, Chief gets his foot stuck in the box after kicking it.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afscPnvnCeI&list=SL '''Youtube''' - ''Arby 'n' The Chief:  Arby 'n' the Chief in LA: Episode 10: Alone'']</ref>
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|Episode 11: Outcasts
|4:26
|While getting high from Sonic's Sharpie, the Arbiter overhears a conversation outside between Mario and co that he intends to kill them both. Toad and Luigi finally refuse to comply, leading Mario to kick them both out as well. Toad and Luigi overhear the Chief's calls for help, and they free his foot from the box. The Chief invites Toad and Luigi into his "house" and after getting into a short argument with Toad. Toad tells the Chief that Mario is about to kill the Arbiter and Sonic. The Chief quotes “himself” from the ''Halo: Combat Evolved'' level  ''[[Two Betrayals]]'': "That's not going to happen."<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3zRQUXyRBo&list=SL '''Youtube''' - ''Arby 'n' The Chief:  Arby 'n' the Chief in LA: Episode 11: Outcasts'']</ref>
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|Episode 12: Counter Strike
|4:26
|Mario opens the cupboard, prepared to kill both the Arbiter and Sonic. Meanwhile after wasting minutes of concocting a plan to rescue Arbiter and Sonic, Master Chief, Luigi, and Toad return to their home and break in through a window. The Chief, Luigi, and Toad find the Arbiter and Sonic tied together in a microwave with Mario about to kill them. Mario closes the microwave and confronts the Chief, ending on a cliffhanger.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcWYvIRUfzU&list=SL '''Youtube''' - ''Arby 'n' The Chief:  Arby 'n' the Chief in LA: Episode 12: Counter-Strike'']</ref>
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|Episode 13: Game Over
|5:48
|Mario presses the start button on the microwave, starting the long and painful process of melting the Arbiter and Sonic. The Chief battles with Mario while Luigi and Toad hurry to rescue Sonic and The Arbiter from melting. After a long tussle, Mario loses his balance with the Chief holding onto his face, and they both fall over backwards off the counter. Both Mario and the Chief hit the ground and lie still, apparently dead. The Arbiter insists to Toad that the Chief's "done this before," and that he'll get up in just a moment, but the Chief remains still and quiet. He is wrapped in a magazine and given a funeral of sorts, whereas Mario is simply thrown into the freezer by Toad. Arbiter apologizes to Chief's body for selling him out, and Sonic gives up sniffing his sharpie and gives it to Chief as a present. To commemorate Chief's memory, Toad suggests that they all play ''Halo 3''. However, the box is missing. Outside, it is revealed that the Chief - very much alive - has broken out of the magazine and has stolen the ''Halo 3'' box. Angry at the Arbiter for betraying him, the Chief reflects that he does not have to listen to the Arbiter anymore now that he has a copy of ''Halo 3''.
After the credits end, the freezer is shown open with no sight of Mario, indicating that he is still alive and has escaped to hunt down the other action figures.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-__Iu0hXxbs&list=SL '''Youtube''' - ''Arby 'n' The Chief:  Arby 'n' the Chief in LA: Episode 13: Game Over'']</ref>
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==Arby 'n' the Chief: The Movie==
===Background===
On May 25th, 2008, ''Arby 'n' the Chief: The Movie'' premiered at the machinima event CanWest ‘08 (which the movie was created for) and was published on YouTube the same day. The movie seems to take place in between the plot line of Episodes 10 and 11, and features all of the main characters of the series up to that point (thus, not only are the Master Chief and the Arbiter present, but so are Cortana, Todd, and Travis). The movie also marks the first time that any character has ventured out of Jon's apartment.
===Production===
Jon Graham is famous for being a solo machinima producer, but for the Movie, his friend Daniel Lazslo, aka D Laz, assisted him in the production of the film, most notably with visual effects.
====Filming====
The Movie was the first ''Master Chief Sucks at Halo''/''Arby 'n' the Chief'' production to go outside of Jon Graham's apartment. Filming took place in three different cities: Vancouver (Jon Graham's old residence), Chilliwack (another Canadian City), and Los Angeles (where Jon Graham visited to work at the Machinima.com headquarters for several days).
===Plot Summary===
In the beginning of the movie, the Master Chief forces the Arbiter, Cortana, Todd, and Travis to play along with a horrible game of "pretend" with Chief (one of Todd's lines is nothing but a crude drawing of a penis). As the others leave, the Arbiter approaches the Chief and consoles him by telling him it was very "Imaginative". While watching machinima videos online, the Chief begins to insult Jon Graham (also known as DigitalPh33r at the time), saying that his videos are shitty and repetitive. The Arbiter tells him to make a machinima of his own, but on one condition: If the machinima is bad, the Chief has to be nice for a day. The Chief retorts by saying that if the machinima is good, then the Arbiter, Todd, Travis, and Cortana have to "shut up" for a day. Several weeks later, with the help of the Chief's online friends, his machinima is complete. It is very badly done, is over three hours long, and contains bad voice acting, over-the-top character actions, and a terrible plot. Everyone hates it, though the Arbiter and Todd attempt to sugar-coat their criticism. Angry, the Chief says that he has uploaded it to the internet and that the result of the bet should depend on the online reaction (which is Chief standing at the computer for a day and continually hitting F5 in order to refresh the page over and over, resulting in more views).
The Chief's video attracts the attention of the eccentric machinima director Skyler Loveheart, the head of "Douchebag Studios." Loveheart mistakenly thinks that the movie was made as a parody of bad machinima, and believes that the video is a work of genius. He contacts the Chief and tells him that Douchebag Studios could use the Chief's talents, and that they want him to come down to Los Angeles to create a serious machinima under their new contract. The Chief happily accepts and tells the Arbiter and Todd that he "doesn't have to live with [those] douchebags anymore." To everyone's delight except the Arbiter’s, the Chief leaves and heads to LA.
In Los Angeles, the Chief is greeted by Loveheart. The Chief asks to use Loveheart's phone, which he uses to call the Arbiter. He begins to brag to and insult the Arbiter, who angrily throws the phone out the window. The Chief then makes an online video (which parodies Uwe Boll’s infamous Youtube video containing much of the same content), in which he boasts about his machinima talents and challenges anyone who disagrees to a boxing match; according to him, beating his critics in a boxing match will somehow prove that he is right and they are wrong. The video annoys the Arbiter, who "can't think of anyone with an ego that massive." Travis tells the Arbiter to let it go, and that they should be celebrating. The Arbiter half-heartedly agrees.
Nearly two months later, the Chief's attempt at a "serious" machinima is complete, titled "TEH EPIK BATEL." Loveheart, seeing the video and how bad it is, realizes that the Chief isn't cleverly satirizing bad machinima, but is simply bad himself. Loveheart furiously tells the Chief that he had invested a lot of money in him, and, pulling a pistol from his pocket, attempts to shoot him. Luckily, Loveheart's hyperactivity causes him to aim erratically, and so every shot misses, even hitting himself in the knee with one of the shots. The Chief steals Loveheart's car and escapes, heading back home. Loveheart shoots himself in the head, causing a ludicrous amount of blood to spurt out.
Back at Jon's apartment, Travis and the Arbiter are playing ''Halo 3''. Losing, the Arbiter forfeits, saying that he's not in the mood. The Chief arrives, and is greeted coldly by the Arbiter, whom the Chief mostly ignores. He goes on to enthusiastically greet Todd, Travis, and Cortana, who don't reply. The Arbiter tells him that he has quite a lot of nerve coming back after the way he behaved, and that he should go. The Chief, upset, cuts power to the apartment and leaves. He walks into the road and attempts to commit suicide by throwing himself in front of a car. The Arbiter, who followed, begs the Chief to get up, saying that he needs him in his life and that he even loves him. After a few more moments in which the Chief does not respond, he turns away. Suddenly, the Chief gets up, saying, "TAHTS SRSLY TEH GAYIST SHIT IV EVAR HERD." He recalls when he tried to commit suicide in ''Master Chief Sucks At Halo 2'', and comes to the conclusion that he can't die. He asks for a hug, which the Arbiter gives, not realizing the Chief has stuck another insulting sign on his back (“IM GAY”), just as he did in Episode 6.
Later, Todd, Travis, and Cortana are having a discussion on the Master Chief's destiny (namely, whether he'd go to Heaven or Hell; the unanimous conclusion is that he is going to Hell). Just then, a large Master Chief helmet appears around the corner of the hallway, saying that it is the “real” Master Chief and declaring that “I AM HEER TO EAT UR FACE. OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.” This badly frightens everyone, especially Todd, who screams effeminately at the top of his lungs and runs away when he sees it. However it turns out to be a prank by the Chief, who recites his classic line, “llolollolllolloolollololloololol,” as the movie ends.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T79yApVCBg '''Youtube''' - ''Arby 'n' The Chief:  Arby 'n' the Chief: The Movie (FULL) (Halo 3 Machinima)'']</ref>


== Arby 'n' the Chief in L.A. ==
== Arby 'n' the Chief in L.A. ==
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