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'''Kamal: '''Well, look at it from my perspective.<br /> | '''Kamal: '''Well, look at it from my perspective.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' What...<br /> | '''Jersey:''' What...<br /> | ||
'''Kamal: '''My sister's spending her time with a sullen punk kid who wouldn't tell the government one of their top class [[Artificial | '''Kamal: '''My sister's spending her time with a sullen punk kid who wouldn't tell the government one of their top class [[Artificial intelligence|AI]]'s has gone, because then he wouldn't have his favourite toy any more!<br /> | ||
'''Durga: '''I told him not to.<br /> | '''Durga: '''I told him not to.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Oh I asked her--<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Oh I asked her--<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' You need to contribute to the war effort, hero.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' You need to contribute to the war effort, hero.<br /> | ||
'''Durga: '''Leave him alone.<br /> | '''Durga: '''Leave him alone.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' I don't think I will. A top class AI costs what, the price of a [[ | '''Kamal:''' I don't think I will. A top class AI costs what, the price of a [[uNSC destroyer|destroyer]]? What if that mind - your mind, Yasmine - could have made a difference at Coral.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' That's not fair.<br /> | '''Durga:''' That's not fair.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' You know, fair is not something I care about so much any more.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' You know, fair is not something I care about so much any more.<br /> | ||
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[[ | [[enlistment Officer|'''Recruiter''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>''' So they reassigned me to recruitment, and sent me back here to fly a desk instead.<br /> | ||
[[Janissary James|'''Jan''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>'''Hm. Do you miss it?<br /> | [[Janissary James|'''Jan''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>'''Hm. Do you miss it?<br /> | ||
'''Recruiter:''' Sometimes. I miss the guys. But it was time. It's ok when you carry the war on your back. It's heavy, but you do it because you ha--<br /> | '''Recruiter:''' Sometimes. I miss the guys. But it was time. It's ok when you carry the war on your back. It's heavy, but you do it because you ha--<br /> | ||
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'''Jan: '''Just--watch... (strips and assembles the M6) I can strip clean and reassemble and M6 in 1/4 regulation time.<br /> | '''Jan: '''Just--watch... (strips and assembles the M6) I can strip clean and reassemble and M6 in 1/4 regulation time.<br /> | ||
'''Recruiter: '''You're fast.<br /> | '''Recruiter: '''You're fast.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' I can shoot... 87% with an [[Sniper | '''Jan:''' I can shoot... 87% with an [[Sniper rifle|SRS]] at 1000 meters.<br /> | ||
'''Recruiter:''' You're lying.<br /> | '''Recruiter:''' You're lying.<br /> | ||
'''Jan: '''(holsters the M6) Yeah...<br /> | '''Jan: '''(holsters the M6) Yeah...<br /> | ||
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'''Recruiter: '''Make me look good, you think?<br /> | '''Recruiter: '''Make me look good, you think?<br /> | ||
'''Jan: '''I swear it!<br /> | '''Jan: '''I swear it!<br /> | ||
'''Recruiter:''' You're really ready to kick some [[Covenant]] butt?<br /> | '''Recruiter:''' You're really ready to kick some [[Covenant Empire|Covenant]] butt?<br /> | ||
'''Jan: '''Sergeant, I did not always know this, but I was meant to be a soldier from the day I was born.<br /> | '''Jan: '''Sergeant, I did not always know this, but I was meant to be a soldier from the day I was born.<br /> | ||
'''Recruiter:''' Ah! There's just one problem.<br /> | '''Recruiter:''' Ah! There's just one problem.<br /> | ||
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'''Jan:''' (laughs) You're crazier than Gilly.<br /> | '''Jan:''' (laughs) You're crazier than Gilly.<br /> | ||
'''Durga: '''Possible, but not likely. I'll keep an eye on it though.<br /> | '''Durga: '''Possible, but not likely. I'll keep an eye on it though.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey: '''So, there's this [[ | '''Jersey: '''So, there's this [[deep-space artifact|artifact]] on Chawla Base, being kept under wraps. The navy thinks it's some kind of Covenant super-weapon, but--<br /> | ||
'''Durga: '''There are reports being trickled back from a ship called the ''[[UNSC Pillar of Autumn|Pillar of Autumn]]''. <br /> | '''Durga: '''There are reports being trickled back from a ship called the ''[[UNSC Pillar of Autumn|Pillar of Autumn]]''. <br /> | ||
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'''Conductor: '''(in the background) Tickets please.<br /> | '''Conductor: '''(in the background) Tickets please.<br /> | ||
'''Goon: '''Look, this is really starting to annoy me.<br /> | '''Goon: '''Look, this is really starting to annoy me.<br /> | ||
'''Rani: '''If you sit there and tell me bare-faced that this is all for my own protection, I will stand up and scream [[ | '''Rani: '''If you sit there and tell me bare-faced that this is all for my own protection, I will stand up and scream [[sexual assault|rape]], so help me God!<br /> | ||
'''Goon: '''Listen, cowgirl, the only way I touch you is with a cattle-prod. And don't think I haven't thought about it.<br /> | '''Goon: '''Listen, cowgirl, the only way I touch you is with a cattle-prod. And don't think I haven't thought about it.<br /> | ||
'''Conductor: '''Tickets, please.<br /> | '''Conductor: '''Tickets, please.<br /> | ||
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'''Jersey:''' [[ONI Signal Corps]]. Crazy like a fox, baby!<br /> | '''Jersey:''' [[ONI Signal Corps]]. Crazy like a fox, baby!<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' So what's the plan?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' So what's the plan?<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' I go in... as a [[ | '''Jersey:''' I go in... as a [[list of food and drinks|pizza]] delivery guy!<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' What?!<br /> | '''Rani:''' What?!<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Hey, navy guys love pizza! Then, Kamal goes in as a chatter network repair guy, and he's got the chatter link for Durga, and Jan goes in as a recruit.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Hey, navy guys love pizza! Then, Kamal goes in as a chatter network repair guy, and he's got the chatter link for Durga, and Jan goes in as a recruit.<br /> | ||
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'''Jersey:''' Ah, just had to break the ice. Girls like Jan and Durga, they feel better if they're bailing out some hapless guy.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Ah, just had to break the ice. Girls like Jan and Durga, they feel better if they're bailing out some hapless guy.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' You know how to play the part, I'll give you that.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' You know how to play the part, I'll give you that.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Hey, I may be dumb, but I ain't stupid. Want a [[ | '''Jersey:''' Hey, I may be dumb, but I ain't stupid. Want a [[list of food and drinks|beer]]?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Are you even old enough to drink that?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Are you even old enough to drink that?<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Hey we can't fight any more, my mom's going to kill me as it is.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Hey we can't fight any more, my mom's going to kill me as it is.<br /> | ||
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'''Herzog:''' I don't know what they'll do if I give them your location. Maybe a [[ | '''Herzog:''' I don't know what they'll do if I give them your location. Maybe a [[hard sound rifle|hard sound]] pulse to drop you while you're crossing the street... or gas, they're using gas more these days.<br /> | ||
'''McKaskill:''' (gets a drink) I was just messing around. Like it had these shapes on it, you know? Triangles, and lines, and dots... I wasn't even thinking about it, just a nervous habit. (takes a drink) I got bad nerves!<br /> | '''McKaskill:''' (gets a drink) I was just messing around. Like it had these shapes on it, you know? Triangles, and lines, and dots... I wasn't even thinking about it, just a nervous habit. (takes a drink) I got bad nerves!<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' Right. And?<br /> | '''Herzog:''' Right. And?<br /> | ||