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=="Family Reunion" (Kamal)==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week10_subject3.wav Audio Compilation 7min 04sec]
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/the_doctor.wav the_doctor]


{{TOCright}}
==Kamal: "Family Reunion"==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.co/surveillance_archive/week10_subject3.wav Audio Compilation 7min 04sec]
===The doctor===
{{Listen|title=The doctor
|filename=ILB_The_doctor.ogg
}}
'''[[Isabelle]]:''' Now just, you know, watch that wrist and do what the doctor told you!<br />
'''[[Isabelle]]:''' Now just, you know, watch that wrist and do what the doctor told you!<br />
([[Jessie]] runs off)<br />
([[Jessie]] runs off)<br />
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'''Kamal:''' I worked in a hospital.<br />
'''Kamal:''' I worked in a hospital.<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/a_place_called_dirt.wav a_place_called_dirt]
===A place called dirt===
 
{{Listen|title=A place called dirt
|filename=ILB_A_place_called_dirt.ogg
}}
'''Isabelle: '''My friend [[Brad]] says he thinks you're on the lam...<br />
'''Isabelle: '''My friend [[Brad]] says he thinks you're on the lam...<br />
'''Kamal:''' (laughs)<br />
'''Kamal:''' (laughs)<br />
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'''Isabelle:''' No. So, are you on the lam?<br />
'''Isabelle:''' No. So, are you on the lam?<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/touchy_subject.wav touchy_subject]
===Touchy subject===
 
{{Listen|title=Touchy subject
|filename=ILB_Touchy_subject.ogg
}}
'''Kamal:''' So where'd you people get all these anti-infectives anyway?<br />
'''Kamal:''' So where'd you people get all these anti-infectives anyway?<br />
'''Isabelle:''' Black market. Do you have a girlfriend?<br />
'''Isabelle:''' Black market. Do you have a girlfriend?<br />
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'''Isabelle: '''Ooh, touchy subject?<br />
'''Isabelle: '''Ooh, touchy subject?<br />
'''Kamal: '''So, what comes next?<br />
'''Kamal: '''So, what comes next?<br />
'''Isabelle:''' I drop you off at [[Jerry's Diner]], and this truck driver my dad knows will take you to [[New Jersey]].<br />
'''Isabelle:''' I drop you off at [[Jerry's Diner]], and this truck driver my dad knows will take you to [[Wikipedia:New Jersey|New Jersey]].<br />
'''Kamal:''' Thanks Isabelle, you're a good assistant.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Thanks Isabelle, you're a good assistant.<br />
'''Isabelle:''' So, you going to tell me why you're on the lam?<br />
'''Isabelle:''' So, you going to tell me why you're on the lam?<br />
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'''Isabelle: '''The slut!<br />
'''Isabelle: '''The slut!<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/new_jersey.wav new_jersey]
===New Jersey===
 
{{Listen|title=New Jersey
|filename=ILB_New_jersey.ogg
}}
'''Kamal:''' It was probably the right choice.<br />
'''Kamal:''' It was probably the right choice.<br />
'''Isabelle: '''God, if I turned down a doctor who wanted to marry me, my mom would strangle me.<br />
'''Isabelle: '''God, if I turned down a doctor who wanted to marry me, my mom would strangle me.<br />
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'''Isabelle:''' You already are.<br />
'''Isabelle:''' You already are.<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/who_the_hell.wav who_the_hell]
===Who the hell?===
 
{{Listen|title=Who the hell?
|filename=ILB_Who_the_hell.ogg
}}
(casually in a kitchen, whistles, knock on the door)<br />
(casually in a kitchen, whistles, knock on the door)<br />
[[Jersey Morelli|Jersey]]Oh damn. It's open!<br />
[[Jersey Morelli|Jersey]]Oh damn. It's open!<br />
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'''Durga: '''(voice degrading) I...can't... it's like the wrong ends of a magnet... (girl's voice) I can't!<br />
'''Durga: '''(voice degrading) I...can't... it's like the wrong ends of a magnet... (girl's voice) I can't!<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/kamal_meet_durga.wav kamal_meet_durga]
===Kamal meet Durga===
 
{{Listen|title=Kamal meet Durga
|filename=ILB_Kamal_meet_durga.ogg
}}
'''Jersey: '''Kamal, meet Durga. Durga, meet Kamal.<br />
'''Jersey: '''Kamal, meet Durga. Durga, meet Kamal.<br />
'''Kamal:''' What the hell's going on here? What do you know about my sister?<br />
'''Kamal:''' What the hell's going on here? What do you know about my sister?<br />
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'''Kamal:''' She didn't give up. Maybe they killed her, but she never gave up.<br />  
'''Kamal:''' She didn't give up. Maybe they killed her, but she never gave up.<br />  


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/stop_it_you_two.wav stop_it_you_two]
===Stop it you two===
 
{{Listen|title=Stop it you two
|filename=ILB_Stop_it_you_two.ogg
}}
'''Kamal: '''I can still hear your voice in there Yasmine! You never gave up in your life!<br />
'''Kamal: '''I can still hear your voice in there Yasmine! You never gave up in your life!<br />
'''Durga: '''What did you... Jersey...!<br />
'''Durga: '''What did you... Jersey...!<br />
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'''Durga:''' Stop it you two.<br />
'''Durga:''' Stop it you two.<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/real_he_man.wav real_he_man]
===Real he-man===
 
{{Listen|title=Real he-man
|filename=ILB_Real_he_man.ogg
}}
(wreckless fighting)<br />
(wreckless fighting)<br />
'''Jersey:''' If Sophie could see you now, she'd think you were a real he-man wouldn't she?<br />
'''Jersey:''' If Sophie could see you now, she'd think you were a real he-man wouldn't she?<br />
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'''Jersey: '''You tried to kill me with a lamp!<br />
'''Jersey: '''You tried to kill me with a lamp!<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/bedside_manner.wav bedside_manner]
===Bedside manner===
 
{{Listen|title=Bedside manner
|filename=ILB_Bedside_manner.ogg
}}
'''Jersey:''' I don't get how just a butterfly clamp--<br />
'''Jersey:''' I don't get how just a butterfly clamp--<br />
(smack)<br />
(smack)<br />
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'''Jersey: '''Right back atcha doc... How the ''hell'' am I going to explain this to my mom?!<br />
'''Jersey: '''Right back atcha doc... How the ''hell'' am I going to explain this to my mom?!<br />
'''Kamal:''' I'll pay for the damage.<br />
'''Kamal:''' I'll pay for the damage.<br />
'''Jersey: '''With what? Poker chips? Oh that's great, I'll send her for a week in [[Atlantic City]]. We can collect a complete set of dishes with dancing girls on them.<br />
'''Jersey: '''With what? Poker chips? Oh that's great, I'll send her for a week in [[Wikipedia:Atlantic City|Atlantic City]]. We can collect a complete set of dishes with dancing girls on them.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Well, I guess there's no point in being offline any more. (signal/online) What the hell is with you? If anyone should be upset--<br />
'''Kamal:''' Well, I guess there's no point in being offline any more. (signal/online) What the hell is with you? If anyone should be upset--<br />
'''Jersey:''' --(sounds of disbelief)--<br />
'''Jersey:''' --(sounds of disbelief)--<br />
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'''Kamal:''' Except sharing Durga.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Except sharing Durga.<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/war_effort.wav war_effort]
===War effort===
 
{{Listen|title=War effort
|filename=ILB_War_effort.ogg
}}
'''Jersey:''' Yeah, with a self-righteous creep who thinks he can work the chatter.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Yeah, with a self-righteous creep who thinks he can work the chatter.<br />
'''Kamal: '''Well, look at it from my perspective.<br />
'''Kamal: '''Well, look at it from my perspective.<br />
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'''Kamal:''' You need to contribute to the war effort, hero.<br />
'''Kamal:''' You need to contribute to the war effort, hero.<br />
'''Durga: '''Leave him alone.<br />
'''Durga: '''Leave him alone.<br />
'''Kamal:''' I don't think I will. A top class AI costs what, the price of a [[uNSC destroyer|destroyer]]? What if that mind - your mind, Yasmine - could have made a difference at Coral.<br />
'''Kamal:''' I don't think I will. A top class AI costs what, the price of a [[UNSC destroyer|destroyer]]? What if that mind - your mind, Yasmine - could have made a difference at Coral.<br />
'''Durga:''' That's not fair.<br />
'''Durga:''' That's not fair.<br />
'''Kamal:''' You know, fair is not something I care about so much any more.<br />
'''Kamal:''' You know, fair is not something I care about so much any more.<br />
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'''Kamal:''' Help doing what?<br />
'''Kamal:''' Help doing what?<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/another_chance.wav another_chance]
===Another chance===
 
{{Listen|title=Another chance
|filename=ILB_Another_chance.ogg
}}
'''Durga: '''There was nothing you could do to save your sister. Nothing more you could have done to save your parents.<br />
'''Durga: '''There was nothing you could do to save your sister. Nothing more you could have done to save your parents.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Our parents.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Our parents.<br />
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'''Durga: '''Another chance to save me. Another chance to save the world.<br />
'''Durga: '''Another chance to save me. Another chance to save the world.<br />


=="Joining Up" (Janissary)==
==Jan: "Joining Up"==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week10_subject2.wav Audio Compilation 6min 20sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.co/surveillance_archive/week10_subject2.wav Audio Compilation 6min 20sec]
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/targeting_scope.wav targeting_scope]
===Targeting scope===
 
{{Listen|title=Targeting scope
|filename=ILB_Targeting_scope.ogg
}}
[[enlistment Officer|'''Recruiter''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>''' So they reassigned me to recruitment, and sent me back here to fly a desk instead.<br />
[[enlistment Officer|'''Recruiter''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>''' So they reassigned me to recruitment, and sent me back here to fly a desk instead.<br />
[[Janissary James|'''Jan''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>'''Hm. Do you miss it?<br />
[[Janissary James|'''Jan''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>'''Hm. Do you miss it?<br />
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'''Recruiter: '''What? Wait... you're not 18, you're 17.<br />
'''Recruiter: '''What? Wait... you're not 18, you're 17.<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/all_for_patriotism.wav all_for_patriotism]
===All for patriotism===
 
{{Listen|title=All for patriotism
|filename=ILB_All_for_patriotism.ogg
}}
'''Jan:''' It rounds up to 18... My birthday's in 4 months.<br />
'''Jan:''' It rounds up to 18... My birthday's in 4 months.<br />
'''Recruiter: '''(chuckle) Four and a half. You didn't think to mention that?<br />
'''Recruiter: '''(chuckle) Four and a half. You didn't think to mention that?<br />
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'''Recruiter:''' Not so much.<br />
'''Recruiter:''' Not so much.<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/eye_chart.wav eye_chart]
===Eye chart===
 
{{Listen|title=Eye chart
|filename=ILB_Eye_chart.ogg
}}
'''Jan: '''Look! Look! (draws [[M6 Series|M6]])<br />
'''Jan: '''Look! Look! (draws [[M6 Series|M6]])<br />
'''Recruiter: '''Hey, you can't draw that in here!<br />
'''Recruiter: '''Hey, you can't draw that in here!<br />
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'''Jan: '''There was a crosswind.<br />
'''Jan: '''There was a crosswind.<br />
'''Recruiter:''' (chuckles) See that eye chart? Read me the bottom line.<br />
'''Recruiter:''' (chuckles) See that eye chart? Read me the bottom line.<br />
'''Jan:''' Microprinting supplied by Opticon test instruments. A limited liability sector of the--<br />
'''Jan:''' Microprinting supplied by [[Optican]] test instruments. A limited liability sector of the--<br />
'''Recruiter:''' (chuckles) Actually, I meant the bigger line of letters above that, but never mind.<br />
'''Recruiter:''' (chuckles) Actually, I meant the bigger line of letters above that, but never mind.<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/a_soldier.wav a_soldier]
===A soldier===
 
{{Listen|title=A soldier
|filename=ILB_A_soldier.ogg
}}
'''Jan:''' Sergeant, I know I look like just another teenage girl to you, but believe me, I can be the best soldier you ever recruited!<br />
'''Jan:''' Sergeant, I know I look like just another teenage girl to you, but believe me, I can be the best soldier you ever recruited!<br />
'''Recruiter: '''Make me look good, you think?<br />
'''Recruiter: '''Make me look good, you think?<br />
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'''Jan:''' I've got no money, no place to go, nothi-- what am I supposed to do?!<br />
'''Jan:''' I've got no money, no place to go, nothi-- what am I supposed to do?!<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/go_home.wav go_home]
===Go home===
 
{{Listen|title=Go home
|filename=ILB_Go_home.ogg
}}
'''Recruiter:''' Find a boyfriend. Stay up too late, talk on the chatter. Life is short enough without rushing into combat.<br />
'''Recruiter:''' Find a boyfriend. Stay up too late, talk on the chatter. Life is short enough without rushing into combat.<br />
'''Jan:''' I just want a chance to do something that matters!<br />
'''Jan:''' I just want a chance to do something that matters!<br />
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'''Recruiter: '''Go home, Janissary James. Next!<br />
'''Recruiter: '''Go home, Janissary James. Next!<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/cat_fight.wav cat_fight]
===Cat fight!===
 
{{Listen|title=Cat fight!
|filename=ILB_Cat_fight.ogg
}}
(doorbell)<br />
(doorbell)<br />
'''Jersey:''' Oh, hey Jan. I thought you were going to enlist.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Oh, hey Jan. I thought you were going to enlist.<br />
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'''Jersey:''' Oooh, cat fight!<br />
'''Jersey:''' Oooh, cat fight!<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/bake_cookies.wav bake_cookies]
===Bake cookies===
 
{{Listen|title=Bake cookies
|filename=ILB_Bake_cookies.ogg
}}
'''Jan: '''Well, my guys do seem to end up dead.<br />
'''Jan: '''Well, my guys do seem to end up dead.<br />
'''Durga: '''Jan, it wasn't your fa--<br />
'''Durga: '''Jan, it wasn't your fa--<br />
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'''Jersey: '''What the...?? I just bought a new lamp, and replaced the dishes! Would you people puh-lease stop tearing up my mom's apartment!<br />
'''Jersey: '''What the...?? I just bought a new lamp, and replaced the dishes! Would you people puh-lease stop tearing up my mom's apartment!<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/but_not_likely.wav but_not_likely]
===But not likely===
 
{{Listen|title=But not likely
|filename=ILB_But_not_likely.ogg
}}
'''Durga:''' But, I have something else you could do.<br />
'''Durga:''' But, I have something else you could do.<br />
'''Jan: '''What, like a job?<br />
'''Jan: '''What, like a job?<br />
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'''Durga: '''There are reports being trickled back from a ship called the ''[[UNSC Pillar of Autumn|Pillar of Autumn]]''. <br />
'''Durga: '''There are reports being trickled back from a ship called the ''[[UNSC Pillar of Autumn|Pillar of Autumn]]''. <br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/more_dangerous.wav more_dangerous]
===More dangerous===
 
{{Listen|title=More dangerous
|filename=ILB_More_dangerous.ogg
}}
'''Durga:''' There's a chance the artifact isn't something Covenant at all. A chance that it's something much more dangerous.<br />
'''Durga:''' There's a chance the artifact isn't something Covenant at all. A chance that it's something much more dangerous.<br />
'''Jan: '''More dangerous than a Covenant super weapon?<br />
'''Jan: '''More dangerous than a Covenant super weapon?<br />
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'''Jan: '''Jersey, look... breaking into a military base is buggier than even my mother! Why not just contact the authorities? Call the press...?<br />
'''Jan: '''Jersey, look... breaking into a military base is buggier than even my mother! Why not just contact the authorities? Call the press...?<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/are_you_in.wav are_you_in]
===Are you in?===
 
{{Listen|title=Are you in?
|filename=ILB_Are_you_in.ogg
}}
'''Durga:''' Because, there were a whole shipload of people who knew about this. And they're all either dead or shipped to the front lines. If you try to tell the press, you'll end up in front of a bus.<br />
'''Durga:''' Because, there were a whole shipload of people who knew about this. And they're all either dead or shipped to the front lines. If you try to tell the press, you'll end up in front of a bus.<br />
'''Jan:''' Wait... I met a guy like that... [[McKaskill]]!<br />
'''Jan:''' Wait... I met a guy like that... [[McKaskill]]!<br />
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'''Jan: '''Of course.<br />
'''Jan: '''Of course.<br />


=="The Reluctant Conspirator" (Rani)==
==Rani: "The Reluctant Conspirator"==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week10_subject4.wav Audio Compilation 8min 30sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.co/surveillance_archive/week10_subject4.wav Audio Compilation 8min 30sec]
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/frumpy.wav frumpy]
===Frumpy===
 
{{Listen|title=Frumpy
|filename=ILB_Frumpy.ogg
}}
'''[[Rani Sobeck|Rani]]:''' So, I'm thinking of maybe taking a post, somewhere else.<br />
'''[[Rani Sobeck|Rani]]:''' So, I'm thinking of maybe taking a post, somewhere else.<br />
'''[[Sarah-John Pope|Sarah]]:''' Leaving Boston?<br />
'''[[Sarah-John Pope|Sarah]]:''' Leaving Boston?<br />
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'''Sarah:''' You were the one who told [[Trisha]] that [[Kale]] was two-timing her.<br />
'''Sarah:''' You were the one who told [[Trisha]] that [[Kale]] was two-timing her.<br />
'''Rani: '''That was different, Kale was an idiot.<br />
'''Rani: '''That was different, Kale was an idiot.<br />
'''Sarah: '''Yeah but you knew [[McKenzie (ilovebees)|Mr. McKenzie]] was having an affair with [[Delvecchio|Ms. Delvecchio]]. And that [[Guptising]] was lying to us about his mom.<br />
'''Sarah: '''Yeah but you knew [[McKenzie (ilovebees)|Mr. McKenzie]] was having an affair with [[Delvecchio|Ms. Delvecchio]]. And that [[Gupta Singh]] was lying to us about his mom.<br />
'''Rani: '''She needed the pension money, anyone could see that!<br />
'''Rani: '''She needed the pension money, anyone could see that!<br />
'''Sarah:''' No if this guy was crazy, you would have known.<br />
'''Sarah:''' No if this guy was crazy, you would have known.<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/dinkwit.wav dinkwit]
===Dinkwit===
 
{{Listen|title=Dinkwit
|filename=ILB_Dinkwit.ogg
}}
'''Rani:''' But [[Major (UNSC)|Major]] [[Standish]] said that the--<br />
'''Rani:''' But [[Major (UNSC)|Major]] [[Standish]] said that the--<br />
'''Sarah:''' --Then whoever this Standish is, he's a liar.<br />
'''Sarah:''' --Then whoever this Standish is, he's a liar.<br />
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'''Jersey: '''18, thank you very much, since June.<br />
'''Jersey: '''18, thank you very much, since June.<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/huge_black_letters.wav huge_black_letters]
===Huge black letters===
 
{{Listen|title=Huge black letters
|filename=ILB_Huge_black_letters.ogg
}}
'''Rani: '''You came up from [[New York City|New York]] by train to talk to me about... what's in New York?<br />
'''Rani: '''You came up from [[New York City|New York]] by train to talk to me about... what's in New York?<br />
'''Jersey:''' You're doing that thing! That detective thing... How did you know I came from New York? My accent? Oh... the way I dress... Like that ONI guy that jumped you, but he had the wrong shoes.<br />
'''Jersey:''' You're doing that thing! That detective thing... How did you know I came from New York? My accent? Oh... the way I dress... Like that ONI guy that jumped you, but he had the wrong shoes.<br />
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'''Rani: '''If you know about the ONI guy, you're obviously ONI. And, you're clueless. Goodbye! (shuts the door on Jersey)<br />
'''Rani: '''If you know about the ONI guy, you're obviously ONI. And, you're clueless. Goodbye! (shuts the door on Jersey)<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/itchy.wav itchy]
===Itchy===
 
{{Listen|title=Itchy
|filename=ILB_Itchy.ogg
}}
(chatter on)<br />
(chatter on)<br />
'''Durga:''' (through chatter) Rani, Sarah-John is right. You know Standish is lying to you. You know he tried to have [[Herzog]] killed.<br />
'''Durga:''' (through chatter) Rani, Sarah-John is right. You know Standish is lying to you. You know he tried to have [[Herzog]] killed.<br />
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'''Durga: '''Yes.<br />
'''Durga: '''Yes.<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/space_is_big.wav space_is_big]
===Space is big===
 
{{Listen|title=Space is big
|filename=ILB_Space_is_big.ogg
}}
'''Durga:''' It's clear we've broken at least some Covenant transmission protocols.<br />  
'''Durga:''' It's clear we've broken at least some Covenant transmission protocols.<br />  
'''Rani: '''So why did Reach fall?<br />
'''Rani: '''So why did Reach fall?<br />
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'''Durga: '''Rani, we both know we have to shut the artifact down. Look at the information I sent you. If you are willing to help, come meet with us on Saturday.<br /><br />
'''Durga: '''Rani, we both know we have to shut the artifact down. Look at the information I sent you. If you are willing to help, come meet with us on Saturday.<br /><br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/brainwash.wav brainwash]
===Brainwash===
 
{{Listen|title=Brainwash
|filename=ILB_Brainwash.ogg
}}
'''Rani: '''Look, I don't... The artifact is just... I can't do anything about it.<br />
'''Rani: '''Look, I don't... The artifact is just... I can't do anything about it.<br />
'''Jersey:''' But Rani, you've got to help us! That thing could be a giant bomb! It could brainwash us all so we'd join the Covenant!<br />
'''Jersey:''' But Rani, you've got to help us! That thing could be a giant bomb! It could brainwash us all so we'd join the Covenant!<br />
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'''Durga:''' Oh, you mentioned a haircut. I know a guy in Beacon Hill, the best in Boston.<br />
'''Durga:''' Oh, you mentioned a haircut. I know a guy in Beacon Hill, the best in Boston.<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/store_windows.wav store_windows]
===Store windows===
 
{{Listen|title=Store windows
|filename=ILB_Store_windows.ogg
}}
'''Rani:''' Excuse me, is this seat taken?<br />
'''Rani:''' Excuse me, is this seat taken?<br />
'''Goon: '''No, but there's a lot of empty seats in this car.<br />
'''Goon: '''No, but there's a lot of empty seats in this car.<br />
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'''Rani: '''I caught you twice in store windows on my way down to the station. Here's a free tip - I'm not much of a window shopper, so usually if you see me peer into glass like that, just assume you've been made.<br />
'''Rani: '''I caught you twice in store windows on my way down to the station. Here's a free tip - I'm not much of a window shopper, so usually if you see me peer into glass like that, just assume you've been made.<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/cattle_prod.wav cattle_prod]
===Cattle prod===
 
{{Listen|title=Cattle prod
|filename=ILB_Cattle_prod.ogg
}}
'''Goon:''' *sigh* We could still keep this all real polite, and just go back to pretending you don't notice.<br />
'''Goon:''' *sigh* We could still keep this all real polite, and just go back to pretending you don't notice.<br />
'''Rani: '''I don't worry so much about polite when I'm being ''stalked''.<br />
'''Rani: '''I don't worry so much about polite when I'm being ''stalked''.<br />
'''Conductor: '''(in the background) Tickets please.<br />
'''Conductor: '''(in the background) Tickets please.<br />
'''Goon: '''Look, this is really starting to annoy me.<br />
'''Goon: '''Look, this is really starting to annoy me.<br />
'''Rani: '''If you sit there and tell me bare-faced that this is all for my own protection, I will stand up and scream [[sexual assault|rape]], so help me God!<br />
'''Rani: '''If you sit there and tell me bare-faced that this is all for my own protection, I will stand up and scream rape, so help me God!<br />
'''Goon: '''Listen, cowgirl, the only way I touch you is with a cattle-prod. And don't think I haven't thought about it.<br />
'''Goon: '''Listen, cowgirl, the only way I touch you is with a cattle-prod. And don't think I haven't thought about it.<br />
'''Conductor: '''Tickets, please.<br />
'''Conductor: '''Tickets, please.<br />
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'''Conductor:''' Eh, this ticket was for yesterday.<br />
'''Conductor:''' Eh, this ticket was for yesterday.<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/some_people.wav some_people]
===Some people===
 
{{Listen|title=Some people
|filename=ILB_Some_people.ogg
}}
'''Goon: '''That's impossible, I just bought it!<br />
'''Goon: '''That's impossible, I just bought it!<br />
'''Conductor: '''Well, well, well. Someone hasn't paid a lot of parking fines.<br />
'''Conductor: '''Well, well, well. Someone hasn't paid a lot of parking fines.<br />
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'''Durga:''' (loaded into the system) Yeah, some people.<br />
'''Durga:''' (loaded into the system) Yeah, some people.<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/always_thinking.wav always_thinking]
===Always thinking===
 
{{Listen|title=Always thinking
|filename=ILB_Always_thinking.ogg
}}
'''Rani:''' *sigh* This is crazy. (knocks) Hello?<br />
'''Rani:''' *sigh* This is crazy. (knocks) Hello?<br />
'''Jersey: '''(opens door) Oh, it's you.<br />
'''Jersey: '''(opens door) Oh, it's you.<br />
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'''Jersey: '''That's Rani for ya. Always thinking.<br />
'''Jersey: '''That's Rani for ya. Always thinking.<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/liquid_plyboard.wav liquid_plyboard]
===Liquid plyboard===
 
{{Listen|title=Liquid plyboard
|filename=ILB_Liquid_plyboard.ogg
}}
'''Kamal:''' Jersey, manners!<br />
'''Kamal:''' Jersey, manners!<br />
'''Jersey: '''Manners? I've got to get this fixed before my mom gets back!<br />
'''Jersey: '''Manners? I've got to get this fixed before my mom gets back!<br />
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'''Kamal:''' --for the last time, I swept up all the glass!<br />
'''Kamal:''' --for the last time, I swept up all the glass!<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/brave.wav brave]
===Brave===
 
{{Listen|title=Brave
|filename=ILB_Brave.ogg
}}
'''Jan: '''Hey, you must be the brave one. I'm Jan.<br />
'''Jan: '''Hey, you must be the brave one. I'm Jan.<br />
'''Rani:''' Uh, beg your pardon?<br />
'''Rani:''' Uh, beg your pardon?<br />
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'''Jan:''' Now my whole family seems to have some kind of death wish. And Kamal, from what I gather, doesn't have a hell of a lot left to live for. But to risk all that based on one of Jersey's plans? That looks like brave to me.<br />
'''Jan:''' Now my whole family seems to have some kind of death wish. And Kamal, from what I gather, doesn't have a hell of a lot left to live for. But to risk all that based on one of Jersey's plans? That looks like brave to me.<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/i_never_do.wav i_never_do]
===I never do===
 
{{Listen|title=I never do
|filename=ILB_I_never_do.ogg
}}
'''Rani:''' Well, I guess, I mean, I haven't really thought of-- one of Jersey's plans?<br />
'''Rani:''' Well, I guess, I mean, I haven't really thought of-- one of Jersey's plans?<br />
'''Jan: '''You want something to drink?<br />
'''Jan: '''You want something to drink?<br />
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'''Jan:''' I like your hair.<br />
'''Jan:''' I like your hair.<br />


=="Jersey's Big Plan" (Jersey)==
==Jersey: "Jersey's Big Plan"==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week10_subject1.wav Audio Compilation 4min 25sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.co/surveillance_archive/week10_subject1.wav Audio Compilation 4min 25sec]
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/flatline.wav flatline]
===Flatline===
 
{{Listen|title=Flatline
|filename=ILB_Flatline.ogg
}}
'''Durga:''' So, the short version is, the artifact is at Chawla. It is counting down, and it must be stopped.<br />
'''Durga:''' So, the short version is, the artifact is at Chawla. It is counting down, and it must be stopped.<br />
'''Kamal:''' If that's true, why doesn't this Standish guy see that?<br />
'''Kamal:''' If that's true, why doesn't this Standish guy see that?<br />
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'''Kamal:''' ''(sarcastically)'' Thanks for the translation.<br />
'''Kamal:''' ''(sarcastically)'' Thanks for the translation.<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/a_plan.wav a_plan]
===A plan===
 
{{Listen|title=A plan
|filename=ILB_A_plan.ogg
}}
'''Jersey:''' Don't mention it, college boy.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Don't mention it, college boy.<br />
'''Kamal:''' No problem, high school kid. Or haven't you graduated yet?<br />
'''Kamal:''' No problem, high school kid. Or haven't you graduated yet?<br />
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'''Jersey:''' No problem, Durga. You know, I've been thinking about this, and I've got a plan.<br />
'''Jersey:''' No problem, Durga. You know, I've been thinking about this, and I've got a plan.<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/pizza_delivery_guy.wav pizza_delivery_guy]
===Pizza delivery guy===
 
{{Listen|title=Pizza delivery guy
|filename=ILB_Pizza_delivery_guy.ogg
}}
'''Durga:''' ''(shocked)'' Jersey? You've got a plan? To get in Chawla...?<br />
'''Durga:''' ''(shocked)'' Jersey? You've got a plan? To get in Chawla...?<br />
'''Jersey:''' What, you think I'm not the hero type?<br />
'''Jersey:''' What, you think I'm not the hero type?<br />
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'''Jersey:''' Hey, navy guys love pizza! Then, Kamal goes in as a chatter network repair guy, and he's got the chatter link for Durga, and Jan goes in as a recruit.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Hey, navy guys love pizza! Then, Kamal goes in as a chatter network repair guy, and he's got the chatter link for Durga, and Jan goes in as a recruit.<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/hair_on_fire.wav hair_on_fire]
===Hair on fire===
 
{{Listen|title=Hair on fire
|filename=ILB_Hair_on_fire.ogg
}}
'''Jan:''' As if...<br />
'''Jan:''' As if...<br />
'''Jersey:''' Hey! Live the fantasy, that's all I'm saying!<br />
'''Jersey:''' Hey! Live the fantasy, that's all I'm saying!<br />
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'''Jersey:''' So you make the diversion right ''outside'' Chawla. Like, I dunno, maybe there's something like um, an accident, and a circus with midget clowns riding unicycles with their hair on fire... I don't know! Just stick with the big picture here.<br />
'''Jersey:''' So you make the diversion right ''outside'' Chawla. Like, I dunno, maybe there's something like um, an accident, and a circus with midget clowns riding unicycles with their hair on fire... I don't know! Just stick with the big picture here.<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/garter_belt.wav garter_belt]
===Garter belt===
 
{{Listen|title=Garter belt
|filename=ILB_Garter_belt.ogg
}}
'''Durga:''' Jersey, I'm not sure that that's--<br />
'''Durga:''' Jersey, I'm not sure that that's--<br />
'''Jersey:''' --then, we trip every alarm we can find, adding even more confusion, total chaos! We find the artifact, we trigger it, and then Durga calls for the building to be evacuated.<br />
'''Jersey:''' --then, we trip every alarm we can find, adding even more confusion, total chaos! We find the artifact, we trigger it, and then Durga calls for the building to be evacuated.<br />
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'''Kamal:''' Oh God, I hope so.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Oh God, I hope so.<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/hapless_guy.wav hapless_guy]
===Hapless guy===
 
{{Listen|title=Hapless guy
|filename=ILB_Hapless_guy.ogg
}}
'''Jan:''' Rani...<br />
'''Jan:''' Rani...<br />
'''Rani:''' I can show you the base layout.<br />
'''Rani:''' I can show you the base layout.<br />
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'''Kamal/Jersey:''' Oh man!<br />
'''Kamal/Jersey:''' Oh man!<br />


=="Triangles, Lines, Dots" (Herzog)==
==Herzog: "Triangles, Lines, Dots"==
These clips were manufactured by the [[Operator]] in order to trick [[Durga]] into accepting information she wouldn't otherwise trust. The dialog is somewhat distinguished by the [[Operator]]'s own speech patterns, which were affected by the [[Seeker]], and her general way of thinking after the crash.
These clips were manufactured by the [[Operator]] in order to trick [[Durga]] into accepting information she wouldn't otherwise trust. The dialog is somewhat distinguished by the [[Operator]]'s own speech patterns, which were affected by the [[Seeker]], and her general way of thinking after the crash.
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week10_subject5.wav Audio Compilation 1min 52sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.co/surveillance_archive/week10_subject5.wav Audio Compilation 1min 52sec]
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/needles.wav needles]
===Needles===
 
{{Listen|title=Needles
|filename=ILB_Needles.ogg
}}
'''McKaskill:''' (on chatter) Hello?<br />
'''McKaskill:''' (on chatter) Hello?<br />
'''Herzog:''' McKaskill. Good.<br />
'''Herzog:''' McKaskill. Good.<br />
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'''McKaskill: '''I told the investigators, I don't know nothin' about nothin'!<br />
'''McKaskill: '''I told the investigators, I don't know nothin' about nothin'!<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/the_truth.wav the_truth]
===The truth===
 
{{Listen|title=The truth
|filename=ILB_The_truth.ogg
}}
'''Herzog:''' I don't know what they'll do if I give them your location. Maybe a [[hard sound rifle|hard sound]] pulse to drop you while you're crossing the street... or gas, they're using gas more these days.<br />
'''Herzog:''' I don't know what they'll do if I give them your location. Maybe a [[hard sound rifle|hard sound]] pulse to drop you while you're crossing the street... or gas, they're using gas more these days.<br />
'''McKaskill:''' (gets a drink) I was just messing around. Like it had these shapes on it, you know? Triangles, and lines, and dots... I wasn't even thinking about it, just a nervous habit. (takes a drink) I got bad nerves!<br />
'''McKaskill:''' (gets a drink) I was just messing around. Like it had these shapes on it, you know? Triangles, and lines, and dots... I wasn't even thinking about it, just a nervous habit. (takes a drink) I got bad nerves!<br />
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'''McKaskill: '''Then maybe the planet can buy me a drink.<br />
'''McKaskill: '''Then maybe the planet can buy me a drink.<br />
(chatter off)<br />
(chatter off)<br />
[[Category:I Love Bees|Axon Clips Chapter 90]]
 
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