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==Description==
==Description==
The Shell-shocked Army Trooper looks like a standard NPC trooper. However, when approached, he will be cowering and pointing his [[M6G Personal Defense Weapon System|pistol]] at his head or at the walls, yelling:
The Shell-shocked Army Trooper looks like a standard NPC trooper. However, when approached, he will be cowering and pointing his [[M6G magnum|pistol]] at his head or at the walls, yelling:


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{{Article Quote|Oh, God! I didn't sign up for this! Not [[Covenant|aliens]], man! That's it, I am ''out''! Seriously, we're fighting aliens now? [[Insurrectionist|Innies]] were bad enough, now we got freakin' aliens? Not me man. I'm out! O-U-T, out! Lemme tell you, whatever you do, don't let them bite you. I hear if one of those [[Unggoy|little ones]] bites you, ''you turn into one!'' Imagine it, man, we're all going to turn into little [[methane]]-sucking freaks! They're going to strap us up with [[Methane tank|tanks]] and have us fighting on their side! Not me, man, I'm out! They're not going to get me. No way I'm turning into no [[Sangheili|squid-faced alien freak]]! I bet that's what those [[Jiralhanae|big monkey-looking Brute things]] are! They're us, man! They're us, turned Covie and fighting ourselves, man! Oh, ''God''! No way, not me. No way, no way, no way, oh, God, no, no, no, no!}}
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