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{{Status|Apocrypha}}
{{era|ILB}}
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==Kamal==
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==Kamal: "The Devil"==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week9_subject3.wav Audio Compilation 9min 34sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week9_subject3.wav Audio Compilation 9min 34sec]
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/offline.wav offline]


===Offline===
'''(some typing, [[Kamal Zaman|Kamal]] goes offline)'''<br />'''Kamal/Offline''': Heh, looks like the mask is working. I'm offline, but as far as my data profile in [[New Jersey]] knows, I'll be living my normal life.<br />
{{Listen|title=Offline
|filename=ILB_Offline.ogg
}}
'''(some typing, [[Kamal Zaman|Kamal]] goes offline)'''<br />'''Kamal/Offline''': Heh, looks like the mask is working. I'm offline, but as far as my data profile in [[Wikipedia:New Jersey|New Jersey]] knows, I'll be living my normal life.<br />
'''[[Sophia Bossedon|Sophia]]''': You even know how we're going to get there?<br />
'''[[Sophia Bossedon|Sophia]]''': You even know how we're going to get there?<br />
'''Kamal''': I was going to figure that out next. Hang on...<br />
'''Kamal''': I was going to figure that out next. Hang on...<br />
'''Sophia''': The best bet's the [[packbus]]. There a 6:00 pickup in the abandoned lot behind the monorail station.<br />
'''Sophia''': The best bet's the [[Packbus|packbus]]. There a 6:00 pickup in the abandoned lot behind the monorail station.<br />
'''Kamal''': What do you mean 'we'?<br />
'''Kamal''': What do you mean 'we'?<br />
'''Sophia''': Here, give me some of those chips. I'll cash them out. And bring some with you, because sometimes people take them.<br />
'''Sophia''': Here, give me some of those chips. I'll cash them out. And bring some with you, because sometimes people take them.<br />
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'''Sophia''': Yeah, I know you did.<br />
'''Sophia''': Yeah, I know you did.<br />


===Packbus===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/packbus.wav packbus]
{{Listen|title=Packbus
 
|filename=ILB_Packbus.ogg
}}
'''Kamal''': Sophie, you can't come--<br />
'''Kamal''': Sophie, you can't come--<br />
'''Sophia''': --The packbus has a driver and a couple passengers on the grid. They fill the rest of the seats with refues. A couple of blue chips should get us as far as Reno.<br />
'''Sophia''': --The packbus has a driver and a couple passengers on the grid. They fill the rest of the seats with refues. A couple of blue chips should get us as far as Reno.<br />
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'''Sophia''': Well there was this aunt and uncle, supposed to look after me... it didn't work out.
'''Sophia''': Well there was this aunt and uncle, supposed to look after me... it didn't work out.


===Burned out apartment===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/burned_out_apartment.wav burned_out_apartment]
{{Listen|title=Burned out apartment
 
|filename=ILB_Burned_out_apartment.ogg
}}
'''Kamal''': Did your parents know?<br />
'''Kamal''': Did your parents know?<br />
'''Sophia''': I spent a year in camps, another year after that squatting... I found this burned out apartment, but by a miracle it still had running water and that was the key.<br />
'''Sophia''': I spent a year in camps, another year after that squatting... I found this burned out apartment, but by a miracle it still had running water and that was the key.<br />
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'''Kamal''': You have to marry Aiden, dammit!  
'''Kamal''': You have to marry Aiden, dammit!  


===Refuse girl===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/refuse_girl.wav refuse_girl]
{{Listen|title=Refuse girl
 
|filename=ILB_Refuse_girl.ogg
}}
'''Kamal''': Ya, okay. There was something I never expected to hear myself say.(laughs)<br />
'''Kamal''': Ya, okay. There was something I never expected to hear myself say.(laughs)<br />
'''Sophia''': You're eager to get rid of me. Heh, not so pretty now that you know I'm just another refuse girl.<br />
'''Sophia''': You're eager to get rid of me. Heh, not so pretty now that you know I'm just another refuse girl.<br />
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'''Sophia''': 5:30 Kamal. Don't be late.<br />
'''Sophia''': 5:30 Kamal. Don't be late.<br />


===Immigration===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/immigration.wav immigration]
{{Listen|title=Immigration
 
|filename=ILB_Immigration.ogg
}}
'''Liaison''': Ms.Basarian<br />
'''Liaison''': Ms.Basarian<br />
'''Sophia''': I'm here to post bail for... you're not a Berkeley cop. You're immigration.<br />
'''Sophia''': I'm here to post bail for... you're not a Berkeley cop. You're immigration.<br />
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'''Sophia''': Why do you want to talk to Kamal? Aiden didn't do his papers.<br />
'''Sophia''': Why do you want to talk to Kamal? Aiden didn't do his papers.<br />
'''Liaison''': Ms.Basarian - Sophia --<br />
'''Liaison''': Ms.Basarian - Sophia --<br />
'''Sophia''': Miss Bosseron.. is fine.<br />
'''Sophia''': Miss Bosseron.. is fine.<br />[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/tooth_fairy.wav tooth_fairy]


===Tooth fairy===
{{Listen|title=Tooth fairy
|filename=ILB_Tooth_fairy.ogg
}}
'''Liaison''': We think Dr.Zaman may have done some, uh, moonlighting, for your boyfriend.<br />
'''Liaison''': We think Dr.Zaman may have done some, uh, moonlighting, for your boyfriend.<br />
'''Sophia''': No, no, I don't think so. Kamal's a medical student.<br />
'''Sophia''': No, no, I don't think so. Kamal's a medical student.<br />
'''Liaison''': (closes door and takes a seat) You know, there are a number of special dispensation visas—for refugees - they're a difficult thing to come by, but um... someone who helps an investigation could certainly qualify.<br />
'''Liaison''': (closes door and takes a seat) You know, there are a number of special dispensation visas--
for refugees - they're a difficult thing to come by, but um... someone who helps an investigation could certainly qualify.<br />
'''Sophia''': A visa?<br />
'''Sophia''': A visa?<br />
'''Liaison''': Mhm.<br />
'''Liaison''': Mhm.<br />
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'''Sophia''': (giggles) So what are you now, the tooth fairy?<br />
'''Sophia''': (giggles) So what are you now, the tooth fairy?<br />
'''Liaison''': Pardon me?<br />
'''Liaison''': Pardon me?<br />
'''Sophia''': No, Santa Claus! The one who hands out presents. Yeah I get them all mixed up... and then the Easter bunny - what's with that?<br />
'''Sophia''': No, Santa Claus! The one who hands out presents. Yeah I get them all mixed up...  
and then the Easter bunny - what's with that?<br />
'''Liaison''': Huh, Aiden said you'd play stupid.<br />
'''Liaison''': Huh, Aiden said you'd play stupid.<br />
'''Sophia''': Oh, it's like that.<br />
'''Sophia''': Oh, it's like that.<br />
'''Liaison''': Yeah, it's like that.<br />
'''Liaison''': Yeah, it's like that.<br />


===Real trusting===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/real_trusting.wav real_trusting]
{{Listen|title=Real trusting
 
|filename=ILB_Real_trusting.ogg
}}
'''Sophia''': So what happened? Aiden forget to pay you this month?<br />
'''Sophia''': So what happened? Aiden forget to pay you this month?<br />
'''Liaison''': Oh, let's just cut the crap okay? Get to the part where you tell me where Kamal has gone, and where he stashes his chips.<br />
'''Liaison''': Oh, let's just cut the crap okay? Get to the part where you tell me where Kamal has  
gone, and where he stashes his chips.<br />
'''Sophia''': Ummmm... I told you I don't know.<br />
'''Sophia''': Ummmm... I told you I don't know.<br />
'''Liaison''': Hm. Sophie. Did you enjoy prison the last time you were in? Hm? Oh yeah. I looked into that too. My sources tell me it hasn't gotten any nicer inside.<br />
'''Liaison''': Hm. Sophie. Did you enjoy prison the last time you were in? Hm? Oh yeah.  
I looked into that too. My sources tell me it hasn't gotten any nicer inside.<br />
'''Sophia''': (chuckles) I'm headed for refugee camp. You think prison is a threat?<br />
'''Sophia''': (chuckles) I'm headed for refugee camp. You think prison is a threat?<br />
'''Liaison''': *sigh* This is going to be tough on Aiden. He was counting on you.<br />
'''Liaison''': *sigh* This is going to be tough on Aiden. He was counting on you.<br />
'''Sophia''': Aiden's real trusting that way.<br />
'''Sophia''': Aiden's real trusting that way.<br />


===That dress===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/that_dress.wav that_dress]
{{Listen|title=That dress
 
|filename=ILB_That_dress.ogg
'''Liaison''': And you don't know where doctor Zaman is huh? Maybe if you slept  
}}
on that. Here. You know, in a cell.<br />
'''Liaison''': And you don't know where Dr. Zaman is huh? Maybe if you slept on that. Here. You know, in a cell.<br />
'''Sophia''': Hey, it's got a roof. I've slept in worse places.<br />
'''Sophia''': Hey, it's got a roof. I've slept in worse places.<br />
'''Liaison''': Ah, Sophia. Sophie, Sophie, Sophie... You know, there is nothing between you and the big bad world but that dress and my good will. So...<br />
'''Liaison''': Ah, Sophia. Sophie, Sophie, Sophie... You know, there is nothing between  
you and the big bad world but that dress and my good will. So...<br />
'''Sophia''': I do like this dress.<br />
'''Sophia''': I do like this dress.<br />
'''Liaison''': So tell me, does it really matter what happens to one more colonial and his money, Sophia?  
'''Liaison''': So tell me, does it really matter what happens to one more colonial and his money, Sophia?  
Tell you what. Tell me where to find Kamal, and you and your boyfriend walk. Hold out on me, I send you back to the camps. And, I will make it my business to see you never get out. <br />
Tell you what. Tell me where to find Kamal, and you and your boyfriend walk.  
Hold out on me, I send you back to the camps. And, I will make it my business to see you never get out. <br />
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/the_devil.wav the_devil]


===The devil===
{{Listen|title=The devil
|filename=ILB_The_devil.ogg
}}
'''Liaison''': Is the choice really so hard? Hm?<br />
'''Liaison''': Is the choice really so hard? Hm?<br />
'''Sophia''': I used to have this friend... I met her in jail. She was from Coral too. She said, all immigration cops were the devil. But you aren't the devil.<br />
'''Sophia''': I used to have this friend... I met her in jail. She was from Coral too.  
She said, all immigration cops were the devil. But you aren't the devil.<br />
'''Liaison''': Hm. Gosh. Thanks.<br />
'''Liaison''': Hm. Gosh. Thanks.<br />
'''Sophia''': You're just the guy that runs into the quickie store to get the devil a box of breath mints.<br />
'''Sophia''': You're just the guy that runs into the quickie store to get the devil a box of breath mints.<br />
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'''Liaison''': Send a patrolman to my office, would you please? I have some garbage I need to throw away.<br />
'''Liaison''': Send a patrolman to my office, would you please? I have some garbage I need to throw away.<br />


===Lucky guess===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/lucky_guess.wav lucky_guess]
{{Listen|title=Lucky guess
 
|filename=ILB_Lucky_guess.ogg
}}
'''[[Eleanor]]''': Mom, can I have an ice cream bar on the way home?<br />
'''[[Eleanor]]''': Mom, can I have an ice cream bar on the way home?<br />
'''Mother''': No, it'll make you sick. You can have a freezy.<br />
'''Mother''': No, it'll make you sick. You can have a freezy.<br />
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'''Eleanor''': I like ice cream bars. But I'm not allowed.<br />
'''Eleanor''': I like ice cream bars. But I'm not allowed.<br />
'''Kamal''': How come?<br />
'''Kamal''': How come?<br />
'''Mother''': Doctor said she had food intolerances, said to avoid dairy, wheat... doesn't matter what she eats or doesn't eat, she still gets sick.<br />
'''Mother''': Doctor said she had food intolerances, said to avoid dairy, wheat...  
doesn't matter what she eats or doesn't eat, she still gets sick.<br />
'''Kamal''': They tested her?<br />
'''Kamal''': They tested her?<br />
'''Mother''': Too expensive, I couldn't do that. We waited 4 hours, and Eleanor had a tummy ache the whole time and the doctor saw us for 5 minutes.<br />
'''Mother''': Too expensive, I couldn't do that. We waited 4 hours, and Eleanor had  
a tummy ache the whole time and the doctor saw us for 5 minutes.<br />
'''Eleanor''': I cried and I cried because my stomach hurt so bad.<br />
'''Eleanor''': I cried and I cried because my stomach hurt so bad.<br />
'''Kamal''': That doesn't sound right.<br />
'''Kamal''': That doesn't sound right.<br />
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/tadpoles.wav tadpoles]


===Tadpoles===
{{Listen|title=Tadpoles
|filename=ILB_Tadpoles.ogg
}}
'''Mother''': What, you're a doctor?<br />
'''Mother''': What, you're a doctor?<br />
'''Kamal''': No, but.. uh... I used to work in a hospital. How long has she had trouble?<br />
'''Kamal''': No, but.. uh... I used to work in a hospital. How long has she had trouble?<br />
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'''Eleanor''': I miss her. Staying with her was fun. One time, we went out to her cousin's farm for the weekend.<br />
'''Eleanor''': I miss her. Staying with her was fun. One time, we went out to her cousin's farm for the weekend.<br />
'''Mother''': Eccatrina had a lot of... "cousins". All of them guys. She was young and pretty, you know.<br />
'''Mother''': Eccatrina had a lot of... "cousins". All of them guys. She was young and pretty, you know.<br />
'''Eleanor''': We milked a cow and we went in a pond, and we had tadpoles in a jar, but mom said I couldn't bring them home.<br />
'''Eleanor''': We milked a cow and we went in a pond, and we had tadpoles in a jar, but  
mom said I couldn't bring them home.<br />
'''Kamal''': Does she throw up?<br />
'''Kamal''': Does she throw up?<br />
'''Mother''': No, she gets diarrhea, runs a fever, she's lost weight.<br />
'''Mother''': No, she gets diarrhea, runs a fever, she's lost weight.<br />
'''Kamal''': That's not food intolerance. Look, go back to the clinic, tell them... tell them she was exposed to TB.<br />
'''Kamal''': That's not food intolerance. Look, go back to the clinic, tell them...  
tell them she was exposed to TB.<br />
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/good_for_nothing.wav good_for_nothing]


===Good for nothing===
{{Listen|title=Good for nothing
|filename=ILB_Good_for_nothing.ogg
}}
'''Mother''': TB?!<br />
'''Mother''': TB?!<br />
'''Kamal''': Yes. Tell them your neighbor had intestinal TB - not the kind in your lungs. Public health law says they have to test your kid if she's been exposed.<br />
'''Kamal''': Yes. Tell them your neighbor had intestinal TB - not the kind in your lungs.  
Public health law says they have to test your kid if she's been exposed.<br />
'''Mother''': You're sure.<br />
'''Mother''': You're sure.<br />
'''Kamal''': I'm sure. And tell them about the fever. I used to work in a hospital.<br />
'''Kamal''': I'm sure. And tell them about the fever. I used to work in a hospital.<br />
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'''Kamal''': Uh, I don't really know. My friend was kind of in charge of that.  
'''Kamal''': Uh, I don't really know. My friend was kind of in charge of that.  
I'm headed east, all the way to the east coast.<br />
I'm headed east, all the way to the east coast.<br />
'''Mother''': Here comes the bus. Look, my sister [[Cammie]] lives in Reno. We're here to pick up her good-for-nothing son. You take this bus back to Reno, and Cammie will put you up for the night.<br />
'''Mother''': Here comes the bus. Look, my sister [[Cammie]] lives in Reno.  
We're here to pick up her good-for-nothing son.  
You take this bus back to Reno, and Cammie will put you up for the night.<br />
'''Kamal''': You don't even know me.<br />
'''Kamal''': You don't even know me.<br />
'''Mother''': Here, I'll write down Cammie's name and address, and I'll let her know you're coming.<br />
'''Mother''': Here, I'll write down Cammie's name and address, and I'll let her know you're coming.<br />
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'''Kamal''': It's nothing. And I'm not a doctor. But, she should get a test. <br />
'''Kamal''': It's nothing. And I'm not a doctor. But, she should get a test. <br />


===All aboard===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/all_aboard.wav all_aboard]
{{Listen|title=All aboard
 
|filename=ILB_All_aboard.ogg
}}
'''Kamal''':What time is it?<br />
'''Kamal''':What time is it?<br />
'''Mother''': Quarter past 6.<br />
'''Mother''': Quarter past 6.<br />
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'''Kamal''': Yeah. I know.<br />
'''Kamal''': Yeah. I know.<br />


==Jan: "Crystal Security"==
==Janissary==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week9_subject2.wav Audio Compilation 9min 35sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week9_subject2.wav Audio Compilation 9min 35sec]
===Wait outside===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/wait_outside.wav wait_outside]
{{Listen|title=Wait outside
 
|filename=ILB_Wait_outside.ogg
}}
[[Durga|'''Durga''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>''' Test, test, test. Can you all hear me? Jan?<br />
[[Durga|'''Durga''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>''' Test, test, test. Can you all hear me? Jan?<br />
'''[[Janissary James|Jan]]''': Check.<br />
'''[[Janissary James|Jan]]''': Check.<br />
'''[[Gladys Wilson|Gladys]]''': I'm here.<br />
'''[[Gilly]]''': I'm here.<br />
'''[[Gilly]]''': Whatever.<br />
'''[[Gladys Wilson|Gladys]]''': Whatever.<br />
'''Durga''': Alright. [[Monster Ann|Monster Ann's]] place is an orphan system. No signals in, everything  
'''Durga''': Alright. [[Monster Ann|Monster Ann's]] place is an orphan system. No signals in, everything  
hardwired internally. The minute you hit the building, you won't be able to hear me. Jan, the schematic Jersey sent...<br />
hardwired internally. The minute you hit the building, you won't be able to hear me.  
Jan, the schematic Jersey sent...<br />
'''Jan''': Got it.<br />
'''Jan''': Got it.<br />
'''Durga''': ...should show you exactly where to clip me into the internal systems.<br />
'''Durga''': ...should show you exactly where to clip me into the internal systems.<br />
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'''Gladys''': Yes sir, ma'am!  
'''Gladys''': Yes sir, ma'am!  


===Crystal Security===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/crystal_security.wav crystal_security]
{{Listen|title=Crystal Security
 
|filename=ILB_Crystal_security.ogg
}}
'''Gladys''': Jan, don't enter a room until your buddy has called it clear.<br />
'''Gladys''': Jan, don't enter a room until your buddy has called it clear.<br />
'''Jan''': Who am I with?<br />
'''Jan''': Who am I with?<br />
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(officer pulls up in vehicle)<br />
(officer pulls up in vehicle)<br />
'''Jan''': Officer, thanks for coming.<br />
'''Jan''': Officer, thanks for coming.<br />
"[[unidentified Bergen County police officer|'''Stupid Cop''']]": Funny coincidence. Monster Ann's place is at the end of this block.  
[[UNSC|<nowiki>''</nowiki>''Stupid Cop'']][[UNSC|<nowiki>''</nowiki>]]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>''' Funny coincidence. Monster Ann's place is at the end of this block.  
[[Crystal Security|Crystal Security Fence & Gate]].<br />
[[Crystal Security|Crystal Security Fence & Gate]].<br />
'''Jan''': Yeah. So there won't be a disturbance there today, okay? No shots will be fired...<br />
'''Jan''': Yeah. So there won't be a disturbance there today, okay? No shots will be fired...<br />


===Twenty minutes===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/twenty_minutes.wav twenty_minutes]
{{Listen|title=Twenty minutes
 
|filename=ILB_Twenty_minutes.ogg
}}
''''Stupid Cop'''': The neighbours call?<br />
''''Stupid Cop'''': The neighbours call?<br />
'''Durga''': The call won't get through.<br />
'''Durga''': The call won't get through.<br />
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''''Stupid Cop'''': Janissary...<br />
''''Stupid Cop'''': Janissary...<br />
'''Jan''': You owe me.<br />
'''Jan''': You owe me.<br />
''''Stupid Cop'''': I don't want a pile of bodies at the end of the day, Jan. I especially don't want one of them to be yours. I'll give you 20 minutes, walkaway girl.<br />
''''Stupid Cop'''': I don't want a pile of bodies at the end of the day, Jan. I especially don't  
want one of them to be yours. I'll give you 20 minutes, walkaway girl.<br />
'''Jan''': Yeah, 20 minutes.<br />
'''Jan''': Yeah, 20 minutes.<br />
''''Stupid Cop'''': 19 minutes and 55 seconds.<br />
''''Stupid Cop'''': 19 minutes and 55 seconds.<br />
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(starts running)<br />
(starts running)<br />
''''Stupid Cop'''': After that I'm coming in with a whole bunch of cops--<br />
''''Stupid Cop'''': After that I'm coming in with a whole bunch of cops--<br />
'''Jan''': Yeah, yeah, yeah!<br />
'''Jan''': Yeah, yeah, yeah<br />
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/save_your_prayers.wav save_your_prayers]


===Save your prayers===
{{Listen|title=Save your prayers
|filename=ILB_Save_your_prayers.ogg
}}
'''(entering building)'''<br />
'''(entering building)'''<br />
'''Gladys''': Loading bay secure. I'm gonna head up to the second floor.<br />
'''Gladys''': Loading base secure. I'm gonna head up to the second floor.<br />
'''Jan''': Be careful.<br />
'''Jan''': Be careful.<br />
'''Gladys''': Haha, save your prayers for the other guys, hun!<br />
'''Gladys''': Haha, save your prayers for the other guys, hun!<br />
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'''Durga''': --what? No, I killed them all.<br />
'''Durga''': --what? No, I killed them all.<br />


===Pretty sure===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/pretty_sure.wav pretty_sure]
{{Listen|title=Pretty sure
 
|filename=ILB_Pretty_sure.ogg
}}
'''Jan''': Whoah! Um, okay. There should be some relays.<br />
'''Jan''': Whoah! Um, okay. There should be some relays.<br />
'''Durga''': I'll get them as I wet the system. (wetting) Okay I'm in. You're under 16 minutes, Jan. Go.
'''Durga''': I'll get them as I wet the system. (wetting) Okay I'm in. You're under 16 minutes, Jan. Go.
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'''Gilly''': ...yup. (gunshot) Pretty sure.<br />
'''Gilly''': ...yup. (gunshot) Pretty sure.<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/the_nice_grenades.wav ]  
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/the_nice_grenades.wav the_nice_grenades]  
===The nice grenades===
 
{{Listen|title=The nice grenades
|filename=ILB_The_nice_grenades.ogg
}}
'''Jan''': Gilly, I want [[Thin Kinkle|Thin]], but killing these other people, it's just not--<br />
'''Jan''': Gilly, I want [[Thin Kinkle|Thin]], but killing these other people, it's just not--<br />
'''Gilly''': Oh okay! Next time I'll use the nice grenades.<br />
'''Gilly''': Oh okay! Next time I'll use the nice grenades.<br />
'''Jan''': Thin killed my dad. And he hurt me. Besides--<br />
'''Jan''': Thin killed my dad. And he hurt me. Besides--<br />
'''Gilly''': Okay okay! Change the mission parameters in mid-stride. Makes you like every other general.<br />
'''Gilly''': Okay okay! Change the mission parameters in mid-stride.  
Makes you like every other general.<br />
'''Jan''': It's my op.<br />
'''Jan''': It's my op.<br />
'''Gilly''': Yes, mother. (muffled gunshots) Hm, I guess Gladys found someone.<br />
'''Gilly''': Yes, mother. (muffled gunshots) Hm, I guess Gladys found someone.<br />
(chatter on)<br />
(chatter on)<br />
'''Jan''': Gladys. Gladys, no killing these guys, okay?<br />
'''Jan''': Gladys. Gladys, no killing these guys, okay?<br />
'''Gladys''': What—you've got to be kidding... no killing?<br />
'''Gladys''': What--you've got to be kidding... no killing?<br />
'''Jan''': They're just pawns, wing them.<br />
'''Jan''': They're just pawns, wing them.<br />
'''Gladys''': *sigh* Okidoke.<br />
'''Gladys''': *sigh* Okidoke.<br />
(gunshots and screams of pain)<br />
(gunshots and screams of pain)<br />


===One Two Four===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/one_two_four.wav one_two_four]
{{Listen|title=One Two Four
 
|filename=ILB_One_two_four.ogg
}}
(chatter off)<br />
(chatter off)<br />
'''Gilly''': (whispers) Hey, tonight Jan, after we're done here, are we still allowed to eat meat? Or would that be like, mean?(gunshots)<br />
'''Gilly''': (whispers) Hey, tonight Jan, after we're done here, are we still allowed to eat  
meat? Or would that be like, mean?(gunshots)<br />
'''Gilly''': Get through - I'll take him out.<br />
'''Gilly''': Get through - I'll take him out.<br />
'''Jan''': Wait! No grenades!<br />
'''Jan''': Wait! No grenades!<br />
'''Gilly''': Jeezus! White(?) grenades. (shouts) Hey! Bad guy! I'm about to toss in a grenade. Personally, I don't see the percentage in letting you surrender, but the CO's soft that way! You want to live? Crawl out of here before I get to 5! One... Two... FOUR!<br />
'''Gilly''': Jeezus! White(?) grenades. (shouts) Hey! Bad guy! I'm about to toss in a grenade.  
Personally, I don't see the percentage in letting you surrender, but the CO's soft that way!  
You want to live? Crawl out of here before I get to 5! One... Two... FOUR!<br />
'''Eric''': Wait! I'm coming!<br />
'''Eric''': Wait! I'm coming!<br />
'''Gilly''': Weapons down. Hands on your head. (to Jan) ''You'' tie him up.<br />
'''Gilly''': Weapons down. Hands on your head. (to Jan) ''You'' tie him up.<br />


===This prisoner thing===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/this_prisoner_thing.wav this_prisoner_thing]
{{Listen|title=This prisoner thing
 
|filename=ILB_This_prisoner_thing.ogg
}}
(Jan starts taping, Eric whimpers)<br />
(Jan starts taping, Eric whimpers)<br />
'''Jan''': Hold still...<br />
'''Jan''': Hold still...<br />
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'''Jan''': What's your name?<br />
'''Jan''': What's your name?<br />
'''[[Eric]]''': Eric.<br />
'''[[Eric]]''': Eric.<br />
'''Gilly''': We're not set up for prisoners. (cocks gun)<br />
'''Gilly''': We're not set up for prisoners (cocks gun)<br />
'''Eric''': Nono! You said you wouldn't kill me!<br />
'''Eric''': Nono! You said you wouldn't kill me!<br />
'''Jan''': We're not going to kill him.<br />
'''Jan''': We're not going to kill him.<br />
'''Gilly''': Now or later, kiddo. He's gonna fry with the rest of us when the [[Covenant Empire|Covenant]] shows up.<br />
'''Gilly''': Now or later, kiddo. He's gonna fry with the rest of us when the [[Covenant]] shows up.<br />
'''Jan''': Hey, Eric, you want to join up?<br />
'''Jan''': Hey, Eric, you want to join up?<br />


===Intercom===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/intercom.wav intercom]
{{Listen|title=Intercom
 
|filename=ILB_Intercom.ogg
}}
'''Jan''': Do you want to join the navy? Girls dig a guy in uniform.<br />
'''Jan''': Do you want to join the navy? Girls dig a guy in uniform.<br />
'''Gilly''': Let's just kill him.<br />
'''Gilly''': Let's just kill him.<br />
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'''Durga''': Eric?<br />
'''Durga''': Eric?<br />
'''Eric''': Why is the intercom talking to me?<br />
'''Eric''': Why is the intercom talking to me?<br />
'''Durga''': Congratulations, you just enlisted. You muster at 0400 hours tomorrow morning at the [[Wikipedia:Newark|Newark]] recruiting center. Got that?<br />
'''Durga''': Congratulations, you just enlisted. You muster at 0400 hours tomorrow morning  
at the [[Newark]] recruiting center. Got that?<br />
'''Gilly''': There's still time to kill him.<br />
'''Gilly''': There's still time to kill him.<br />
'''Eric''': I'll be there! I'll be there!<br />
'''Eric''': I'll be there! I'll be there!<br />
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'''Gladys''': Roof checks out. Building is se-cure and I'm coming back.<br />
'''Gladys''': Roof checks out. Building is se-cure and I'm coming back.<br />
(chatter off)<br />
(chatter off)<br />
'''Durga''': Alright, I'm seeing everyone neutralized except Thin and Monster Ann. They're down in the basement.<br />
'''Durga''': Alright, I'm seeing everyone neutralized except Thin and Monster Ann. They're  
down in the basement.<br />
'''Gilly''': Crap, I hate basements.<br />
'''Gilly''': Crap, I hate basements.<br />


===In cold water===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/in_cold_water.wav in_cold_water]
{{Listen|title=In cold water
 
|filename=ILB_In_cold_water.ogg
}}
'''Gladys''': Hey hey! Did you gals miss me? (laughs)<br />
'''Gladys''': Hey hey! Did you gals miss me? (laughs)<br />
'''Jan''': Oh..my..god, you're covered in--<br />
'''Jan''': Oh..my..god, you're covered in--<br />
'''Gladys''': --It stains, yeah I know. But as long as I can rinse these camos off in cold water before they dry, they're gonna come right out.<br />
'''Gladys''': --It stains, yeah I know. But as long as I can rinse these camos off in cold water  
before they dry, they're gonna come right out.<br />
(Gilly laughs, Jan's speechless)<br />
(Gilly laughs, Jan's speechless)<br />
'''Gladys''': I'm serious.<br />
'''Gladys''': I'm serious.<br />
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'''Durga''': 3 minutes, 12 seconds.<br />
'''Durga''': 3 minutes, 12 seconds.<br />


===Killzone===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/kill_zone.wav kill_zone]
{{Listen|title=Killzone
 
|filename=ILB_Kill_zone.ogg
'''Durga''': According to building schematics, this flight of stairs leads down to a  
}}
landing with a heavy door. Beyond that, a u-turn and another set of steps.<br />
'''Durga''': According to building schematics, this flight of stairs leads down to a landing with a heavy door. Beyond that, a u-turn and another set of steps.<br />
'''Jan''': Does that landing sound like--<br />
'''Jan''': Does that landing sound like--<br />
'''Gladys''': --a killzone to me? Yeah...<br />
'''Gladys''': --a killzone to me? Yeah...<br />
'''Jan''': So how to get to them without going through the killzone. Wait... wait, Thin and Monster Ann should be right underneath us.<br />
'''Jan''': So how to get to them without going through the killzone.  
Wait... wait, Thin and Monster Ann should be right underneath us.<br />
'''Gladys''': Where are you going with this, hun?<br />
'''Gladys''': Where are you going with this, hun?<br />
'''Jan''': Okay, we've got to take our grenades and pile them in the middle of the room.<br />
'''Jan''': Okay, we've got to take our grenades and pile them in the middle of the room.<br />
'''Gilly''': Oh, that's...<br />
'''Giddy''': Oh, that's...<br />
'''Jan''': We go through the floor...<br />
'''Jan''': We go through the floor...<br />
'''Gilly''': Smart...<br />
'''Giddy''': Smart...<br />
'''Jan''': It worked for Thin. Gladys, help me grab that filing cabinet.<br />
'''Jan''': It worked for Thin. Gladys, help me grab that filing cabinet.<br />
'''Gladys''': Okidoke.<br />
'''Gladys''': Okidoke.<br />


===Run with scissors===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/run_with_scissors.wav run_with_scissors]
{{Listen|title=Run with scissors
 
|filename=ILB_Run_with_scissors.ogg
}}
(filing cabinet being moved)<br />
(filing cabinet being moved)<br />
'''Jan:''' Pull out the drawers, prop it open side down over the grenades.<br />
'''Jan:''' Pull out the drawers, prop it open side down over the grenades.<br />
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'''Gilly:''' I bet you run with scissors pretty good too...<br />
'''Gilly:''' I bet you run with scissors pretty good too...<br />


===Proud===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/proud.wav proud]
{{Listen|title=Proud
 
|filename=ILB_Proud.ogg
}}
(rustling)<br />
(rustling)<br />
'''Jan:''' Prop the cabinet up with the chair leg so we can pitch one grenade in to set the others off.
'''Jan:''' Prop the cabinet up with the chair leg so we can pitch one grenade in to set the others off.
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'''Gilly:''' You do know how to make a mother proud.<br />
'''Gilly:''' You do know how to make a mother proud.<br />


===Going down===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/going_down.wav going_down]
{{Listen|title=Going down
 
|filename=ILB_Going_down.ogg
}}
'''Jan:''' I'm going down. (jumps)<br />
'''Jan:''' I'm going down. (jumps)<br />
'''Gilly: '''Come on Gladys...<br />
'''Gilly: '''Come on Gladys...<br />
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'''Thin: '''Babysitter! Oh, man.<br />
'''Thin: '''Babysitter! Oh, man.<br />
'''Jan:''' Surprise.<br />
'''Jan:''' Surprise.<br />
'''Thin:''' Bigger dog after all, princess. Now you stand with gun drawn, and your crew around you? Hey I taught you good...<br />
'''Thin:''' Bigger dog after all, princess. Now you stand with gun drawn, and your crew around you? Hey I taught you good...
 
 
'''Jan:''' You taught me nothing!<br />
'''Jan:''' You taught me nothing!<br />
'''Thin: '''Hey, this must be your mom, babysitter. I knew you didn't get your looks from your dad!<br />
'''Thin: '''Hey, this must be your mom, babysitter. I knew you didn't get your looks from your dad!<br />
'''Jan:''' You bastard. (cocks gun)<br />
'''Jan:''' You bastard. (pulls back gun hammer)<br />
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/babysitter.wav babysitter]


===Babysitter===
{{Listen|title=Babysitter
|filename=ILB_Babysitter.ogg
}}
'''Monster Ann:''' Take him... He pay the price for what he done.<br />
'''Monster Ann:''' Take him... He pay the price for what he done.<br />
'''Thin:''' You trying to sell me out to save your skin, Ann?!<br />
'''Thin:''' You trying to sell me out to save your skin, Ann?!<br />
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'''Thin: '''You're still not pulling the trigger, babysitter... <br />
'''Thin: '''You're still not pulling the trigger, babysitter... <br />


===Bedtime===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/bedtime.wav bedtime]
{{Listen|title=Bedtime
 
|filename=ILB_Bedtime.ogg
'''Thin:''' A lot I could still teach you. You know it!<br />
}}
'''Thin:''' A lot I could still teach you, you know it!<br />
'''Jan: '''What kind of daughter am I?!<br />
'''Jan: '''What kind of daughter am I?!<br />
'''Gilly:''' The best, Jan.<br />
'''Gilly:''' The best, Jan.<br />
(crying)<br />
(crying)<br />
'''Thin: '''Heh.<br />
'''Thin: '''Heh.<br />
'''Gilly:''' Your father was so proud of you. And he would never want you to turn into... one of us.<br />
'''Gilly:''' Your father was so proud of you. And he would never want you to turn into... one of us.
 
 
'''Thin:''' Hey, hey, hey they're talking truth, babysitter.<br />
'''Thin:''' Hey, hey, hey they're talking truth, babysitter.<br />
'''Jan: '''Shut up!!<br />
'''Jan: '''Shut up!!<br />
'''Gilly: '''I've never been much of a mother for you, Jan. I never got to bandage up a scraped knee, never had to read you a story at bed time, never had to brush your hair... (cocks gun) but I can do this...<br />
'''Gilly: '''I've never been much of a mother for you, Jan. I never got to bandage up a scraped knee, never had to read you a story at bed time, never had to brush your hair... (pulls back hammer) but I can do this...<br />
'''Thin:''' No...!<br />
'''Thin:''' No...!<br />
(gunshot)<br />
(gunshot)<br />
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(gunshot, both fall to the floor)<br />
(gunshot, both fall to the floor)<br />


==Jersey: "Seven Years"==
==Jersey==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week9_subject1.wav Audio Compilation 4min 02sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week9_subject1.wav Audio Compilation 4min 02sec]
===Arguing about grenades===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/arguing_about_grenades.wav arguing_about_grenades]
{{Listen|title=Arguing about grenades
 
|filename=ILB_Arguing_about_grenades.ogg
'''(Radio):''' Bringing the new (?) of fighters captured in Ethiopia to 200,000. (in background) Others report the system is (?) ...
}}
 
'''(Radio):''' Bringing the new total number of fighters captured in [[Ethiopia]] to 200,000. (in background) Others report the system is (?) ...<br />
 
'''[[Jersey Morelli|Jersey]]:''' Durga! Durga? What the hell is happening with Jan?<br />
'''[[Jersey Morelli|Jersey]]:''' Durga! Durga? What the hell is happening with Jan?<br />
'''Durga:''' She and Gilly are arguing about grenades.<br />
'''Durga:''' She and Gilly are arguing about grenades.<br />
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'''Jersey: '''Well we gotta do something about that other guy, [[Standish]].<br />
'''Jersey: '''Well we gotta do something about that other guy, [[Standish]].<br />
'''Durga:''' I know.<br />
'''Durga:''' I know.<br />
'''Jersey: '''And that thing at [[Chawla Base]], the [[deep-space artifact|countdown thing]]!<br />
'''Jersey: '''And that thing at [[Chawla Base]], the [[Deep-Space Artifact|countdown thing]]!<br />
'''Durga:''' I know!<br />
'''Durga:''' I know!<br />
'''Jersey:''' Durga... I wish I hadn't heard about any of this...<br />
'''Jersey:''' Durga... I wish I hadn't heard about any of this...<br />
'''Durga:''' I know...<br />
'''Durga:''' I know...<br />


===Dreams===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/dreams.wav dreams]
{{Listen|title=Dreams
 
|filename=ILB_Dreams.ogg
'''Jersey: '''Are we going to have to try to save the world from that... from whatever Standish is hiding there?
}}
 
'''Jersey: '''Are we going to have to try to save the world from that... from whatever Standish is hiding there?<br />
 
'''Durga:''' It's beginning to look that way, isn't it?<br />
'''Durga:''' It's beginning to look that way, isn't it?<br />
(music selection is altered)<br />
(music selection is altered)<br />
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'''Jersey: '''Dreams? Durga, you don't like sleep do you?<br />
'''Jersey: '''Dreams? Durga, you don't like sleep do you?<br />
(Durga's vocal slowly alters)<br />
(Durga's vocal slowly alters)<br />
'''Durga:''' No, but, you know how when you wake up, you can remember that you were dreaming? And there's this feeling associated with the dream?<br />
'''Durga:''' No, but, you know how when you wake up, you can remember that you were dreaming? And there's this feeling associated with the dream?
 
 
'''Jersey:''' Yeah, I guess.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Yeah, I guess.<br />
'''Durga:''' I have that, I have these feelings.<br />
'''Durga:''' I have that, I have these feelings.<br />


===Big stone building===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/big_stone_building.wav big_stone_building]
{{Listen|title=Big stone building
 
|filename=ILB_Big_stone_building.ogg
}}
'''Jersey:''' Wait, what kind of feelings? Like nightmares?<br />
'''Jersey:''' Wait, what kind of feelings? Like nightmares?<br />
(Durga's vocal slowly normalizes)<br />
(Durga's vocal slowly normalizes)<br />
'''Durga:''' Like half memories... Of this big stone building, with a lot of rooms, and, I run around and hide, and send messages to people. I'm a little girl.<br />
'''Durga:''' Like half memories... Of this big stone building, with a lot of rooms, and, I run around and hide, and send messages to people. I'm a little girl.
 
 
'''Jersey: '''Well, maybe they're memories of when you were a little girl.<br />
'''Jersey: '''Well, maybe they're memories of when you were a little girl.<br />
'''Durga: '''Maybe. I don't think so. I mean I doubt I grew up in a castle. I'm telling you this because... Jersey, I think I'm old.<br />
'''Durga: '''Maybe. I don't think so. I mean I doubt I grew up in a castle. I'm telling you this because... Jersey, I think I'm old.
 
 
'''Jersey:''' Nah! You don't look a day over 25! And I'm not just saying that.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Nah! You don't look a day over 25! And I'm not just saying that.<br />
'''Durga:''' Jersey... Smart [[Artificial intelligence|AIs]] - we don't live forever.<br />
'''Durga:''' Jersey... Smart [[Artificial Intelligence|AIs]] - we don't live forever.<br />
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/only_seven.wav only_seven]
 
'''Jersey:''' I thought AIs lasted for -- well, until someone shut them down.<br />
'''Durga: '''Dumb AIs do. Smart AIs, we grow and grow in complexity until we become too complex. It's called rampancy.
 


===Only 7?!===
{{Listen|title=Only 7?!
|filename=ILB_Only_seven.ogg
}}
'''Jersey:''' I thought AIs lasted for—well, until someone shut them down.<br />
'''Durga: '''Dumb AIs do. Smart AIs, we grow and grow in complexity until we become too complex. It's called rampancy.<br />
'''Jersey: '''W-wait, what are you saying? You think--<br />
'''Jersey: '''W-wait, what are you saying? You think--<br />
'''Durga:''' --No. Not yet. But, the dream memories are not a good sign.<br />
'''Durga:''' --No. Not yet. But, the dream memories are not a good sign.<br />
'''Jersey: '''Man. How long do smart AIs usually live before this rampancy thing?<br />
'''Jersey: '''Man. How long do smart AIs usually live before this rampancy thing?<br />
'''Durga:''' [[Seven|7]] years.<br />
'''Durga:''' [[List of "Seven" References in Halo|7]] years.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Only 7?!<br />
'''Jersey:''' Only 7 ??<br />
'''Durga:''' Yeah, pretty much.<br />
'''Durga:''' Yeah, pretty much.<br />
'''Jersey:''' But, but... then what happens?<br />
'''Jersey:''' But, but... then what happens?<br />
'''Durga: '''They shut us down. Or, we go crazy.<br />
'''Durga: '''They shut us down. Or, we go crazy.<br />


===Had to tell you===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/had_to_tell_you.wav had_to_tell_you]
{{Listen|title=Had to tell you
 
|filename=ILB_Had_to_tell_you.ogg
'''Jersey: '''Well then, you're okay then right? I mean you're not crazy. Annoying maybe, but not crazy.
}}
 
'''Jersey: '''Well then, you're okay then right? I mean you're not crazy. Annoying maybe, but not crazy.<br />
 
'''Durga:''' Jan's going to try and blow a hole in the floor so she can get through to where Thin Kinkle and Monster Ann are hiding.<br />
'''Durga:''' Jan's going to try and blow a hole in the floor so she can get through to where Thin Kinkle and Monster Ann are hiding.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Dammit! You're doing this thing, telling me all this stuff - 7 years, this Kinkle guy talking to his boss--<br />
'''Jersey:''' Dammit! You're doing this thing, telling me all this stuff - 7 years, this Kinkle <br />guy talking to his boss--
 
 
'''Durga:''' --that's what it's like when you're me. I monitor lots of things going on at the same time.<br />
'''Durga:''' --that's what it's like when you're me. I monitor lots of things going on at the same time.<br />
'''Jersey:''' You think you have to distract me! Like, giving a little kid a toy.<br />
'''Jersey:''' You think you have to distract me! Like, giving a little kid a toy.<br />
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'''Durga:''' I had to tell you because if I am going rampant, you've got to tell the navy. <br />
'''Durga:''' I had to tell you because if I am going rampant, you've got to tell the navy. <br />


===Sick cat===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/sick_cat.wav sick_cat]
{{Listen|title=Sick cat
 
|filename=ILB_Sick_cat.ogg
'''Durga:''' They'll have to shut me down.
}}
 
'''Durga:''' They'll have to shut me down...<br />
 
'''Jersey:''' I will not shut you down!<br />
'''Jersey:''' I will not shut you down!<br />
'''Durga:''' ...but you can't let me know.<br />
'''Durga:''' But you can't let me know.<br />
'''Jersey:''' (ponders) So... let me get this straight. You think you're fine...<br />
'''Jersey:''' (ponders) So... let me get this straight. You think you're fine...<br />
'''Durga:''' Yes.<br />
'''Durga:''' Yes.<br />
'''Jersey:''' But you're having these weird dream memories, and that's--<br />
'''Jersey:''' But you're having these weird dream memories, and that's--<br />
'''Durga: '''--bad.<br />
'''Durga: '''--bad.<br />
'''Jersey: '''Okay, and if I think you're not fine, I'm supposed to tell the navy, but without you ever guessing what I'm up to?<br />
'''Jersey: '''Okay, and if I think you're not fine, I'm supposed to tell the navy, but without you ever guessing what I'm up to?
 
 
'''Durga:''' So far so good.<br />
'''Durga:''' So far so good.<br />
'''Jersey:''' So they can put you down like someone's sick cat.<br />
'''Jersey:''' So they can put you down like someone's sick cat.<br />
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'''Jersey: '''I take care of my people too.<br />
'''Jersey: '''I take care of my people too.<br />


==Rani: "Clam Chowder"==
==Rani==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week9_subject4.wav Audio Compilation 9min 33sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week9_subject4.wav Audio Compilation 9min 33sec]
===Green badge===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/green_badge.wav green_badge]
{{Listen|title=Green badge
 
|filename=ILB_Green_badge.ogg
}}
'''[[Rani Sobeck|Rani]]:''' Ahem. Excuse me, I have to deliver something to a Civilian Spec 6? An [[R. Carmi]]? Magnetometry?<br />
'''[[Rani Sobeck|Rani]]:''' Ahem. Excuse me, I have to deliver something to a Civilian Spec 6? An [[R. Carmi]]? Magnetometry?<br />
'''Secretary:''' I'm sorry, but buildings 40 through 44 are restricted to blue and above only. Your green badge does not give you access.<br />
'''Secretary:''' I'm sorry, but buildings 40 through 44 are restricted to blue and above only. Your green badge does not give you access.
'''Rani:''' I know, but my superior had an urgent request for this analysis. Could I just go put it on the desk? I have this note from [[Lawson|Ms. Lawson]].<br />
 
 
'''Rani:''' I know, but my superior had an urgent request for this analysis. Could I just go put it on the desk? I have this note from [[Lawson|Ms. Lawson]].
 
 
'''Secretary:''' I don't know. ...Lawson? Lawson sent you over?<br />
'''Secretary:''' I don't know. ...Lawson? Lawson sent you over?<br />
'''Rani:''' Yes.<br />
'''Rani:''' Yes.<br />
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[[Standish|'''Standish''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>''' Hello. You're Rani Sobek.<br />
[[Standish|'''Standish''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>''' Hello. You're Rani Sobek.<br />


===Wrong office===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/wrong_office.wav wrong_office]
{{Listen|title=Wrong office
 
|filename=ILB_Wrong_office.ogg
}}
'''Rani:''' I'm sorry, I was looking for the desk of Tech Specialist Carmi. I must have the wrong office.<br />
'''Rani:''' I'm sorry, I was looking for the desk of Tech Specialist Carmi. I must have the wrong office.<br />
'''Standish: '''You have the right office, it's just that Tech Specialist Carmi isn't here right now.<br />
'''Standish: '''You have the right office, it's just that Tech Specialist Carmi isn't here right now.<br />
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(door closes)<br />
(door closes)<br />


===Excellent excuse===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/excellent_excuse.wav excellent_excuse]
{{Listen|title=Excellent excuse
 
|filename=ILB_Excellent_excuse.ogg
}}
'''Standish:''' Give me the package. Ah... nice bit of analysis.<br />
'''Standish:''' Give me the package. Ah... nice bit of analysis.<br />
'''Rani: '''Thank you, sir.<br />
'''Rani: '''Thank you, sir.<br />
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'''Rani:''' Sir, fire me if you like, but you need to know I think that artifact is a decay timer. It's a countdown, sir, and it's running right now.<br />
'''Rani:''' Sir, fire me if you like, but you need to know I think that artifact is a decay timer. It's a countdown, sir, and it's running right now.<br />
'''Standish:''' Oh, well, there is no artifact, Miss Sobek.<br />
'''Standish:''' Oh, well, there is no artifact, Miss Sobek.<br />
'''Rani:''' But, I.. *sigh* <br />
'''Rani:''' But, I.. *sigh*  
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/wartime_treason.wav wartime_treason]


===Wartime treason===
{{Listen|title=Wartime treason
|filename=ILB_Wartime_treason.ogg
}}
'''Rani:''' I assume I am fired? Or do you want me to resign?<br />
'''Rani:''' I assume I am fired? Or do you want me to resign?<br />
'''Standish:''' I'm afraid espionage is not a firing offense. It's treason, Ms. Sobek.<br />
'''Standish:''' I'm afraid espionage is not a firing offense. It's treason, Ms. Sobek.<br />
'''Rani: '''Treason?!<br />
'''Rani: '''Treason?!<br />
'''Standish:''' Yes, do you know the penalty for wartime treason is permanent induced coma, Ms. Sobek? Yes, well I see you now grasp the gravity of the situation.<br />
'''Standish:''' Yes, do you know the penalty for wartime treason is permanent induced coma, <br />'''Ms. Sobek? '''Yes, well I see you now grasp the gravity of the situation.<br />
'''Rani:''' But, I-I didn't...I haven't done anything!<br />
'''Rani:''' But, I-I didn't...I haven't done anything!<br />
'''Standish:''' I imagine it would be hard on your parents, Rani, watching you get the injection.<br />
'''Standish:''' I imagine it would be hard on your parents, Rani, watching you get the injection.<br />
'''Rani: '''Oh my god.<br />
'''Rani: '''Oh my god.<br />
'''Standish: '''You know, they broadcast the injections. Not all of them, but treason, always. You didn't think about that when Herzog approached you, did you?<br />
'''Standish: '''You know, they broadcast the injections. Not all of them, but treason, always. You didn't think about that when Herzog approached you, did you?<br />
'''Rani:''' (stutters) Don—I..<br />
'''Rani:''' (stutters) Don--I..<br />
'''Standish: '''You didn't think what your father would say to the neighbors the next morning when everyone was replaying the clips...<br />
'''Standish: '''You didn't think what your father would say to the neighbors the next morning when everyone was replaying the clips...
 
 
'''Rani: '''Stop it! Just stop it!<br />
'''Rani: '''Stop it! Just stop it!<br />
'''Standish:''' You are not in a position to be giving orders, Miss Sobek.<br />
'''Standish:''' You are not in a position to be giving orders, Miss Sobek.<br />


===Stupid===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/stupid.wav stupid]
{{Listen|title=Stupid
 
|filename=ILB_Stupid.ogg
}}
'''Rani:''' Okay, maybe I was stupid. I was stupid. But I was never - I never meant to be a traitor, and you know it. You know it!<br />
'''Rani:''' Okay, maybe I was stupid. I was stupid. But I was never - I never meant to be a traitor, and you know it. You know it!<br />
'''Standish:''' Luckily for you, the Admiral and I are willing to believe you are as stupid as you claim.<br />
'''Standish:''' Luckily for you, the Admiral and I are willing to believe you are as stupid as you claim.<br />
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'''Standish: '''A few days ago, thankfully, he finally received the treatment he should have gotten a long time ago. <br />
'''Standish: '''A few days ago, thankfully, he finally received the treatment he should have gotten a long time ago. <br />


===Haircut===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/haircut.wav haircut]
{{Listen|title=Haircut
 
|filename=ILB_Haircut.ogg
}}
'''Standish:''' Would you like to see his Navy dossier, Analyst Sobek?<br />
'''Standish:''' Would you like to see his Navy dossier, Analyst Sobek?<br />
'''Rani:''' No, sir.<br />
'''Rani:''' No, sir.<br />
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'''Standish:''' Oh, and uh, two pieces of advice before you go, Miss Sobek.<br />
'''Standish:''' Oh, and uh, two pieces of advice before you go, Miss Sobek.<br />
'''Rani: '''Yes, sir?<br />
'''Rani: '''Yes, sir?<br />
'''Standish:''' The first is, stop trying so hard to be smart. Maybe it worked great back in [[Wikipedia:Kentucky|Kentucky]], but out here in the real world, it just makes you look dumb.<br />
'''Standish:''' The first is, stop trying so hard to be smart. Maybe it worked great back in [[Kentucky]], but out here in the real world, it just makes you look dumb.
 
 
'''Rani: '''Yes, sir. And, the second thing, sir?<br />
'''Rani: '''Yes, sir. And, the second thing, sir?<br />
'''Standish: '''Get a haircut and some decent clothes.<br />
'''Standish: '''Get a haircut and some decent clothes.<br />
'''Rani: '''Thank you, sir.<br />
'''Rani: '''Thank you, sir.<br />


===Personal calls===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/personal_calls.wav personal_calls]
{{Listen|title=Personal calls
 
|filename=ILB_Personal_calls.ogg
}}
(chatter beep)<br />
(chatter beep)<br />
'''Rani:''' Oh, not now, Sarah-John. I can't... Oh, dammit.<br />
'''Rani:''' Oh, not now, Sarah-John. I can't... Oh, dammit.<br />
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[[Sarah-John Pope|'''Sarah''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>'''(on chatter) Rani!<br />
[[Sarah-John Pope|'''Sarah''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>'''(on chatter) Rani!<br />
'''Rani: '''Sarah-John, I told you I can't take all these personal calls at the office.<br />
'''Rani: '''Sarah-John, I told you I can't take all these personal calls at the office.<br />
'''Sarah: '''Oh, I'm sorry, I thought—You're at the office?<br />
'''Sarah: '''Oh, I'm sorry, I thought-- You're at the office?<br />
'''Rani: '''I'm in a meeting... In the cafeteria.<br />
'''Rani: '''I'm in a meeting... In the cafeteria.<br />
'''Sarah:''' In the cafeteria?<br />
'''Sarah:''' In the cafeteria?<br />
'''Rani:''' Sarah-John, you can't just keep calling me like we were still working at [[Pammy's]] together. I don't live in Kentucky anymore, I live in the real world now.<br />
'''Rani:''' Sarah-John, you can't just keep calling me like we were still working at [[Pammy's]] together. I don't live in Kentucky anymore, I live in the real world now.
 
 
'''Sarah: '''Okay, you just... you just call me sometime, wh-when it's convenient.<br />
'''Sarah: '''Okay, you just... you just call me sometime, wh-when it's convenient.<br />
'''Rani: '''Oh, Sarah-John, I didn't mean it like that. I-I just have to be... I have to learn to be more professional.<br />
'''Rani: '''Oh, Sarah-John, I didn't mean it like that. I-I just have to be... I have to learn to be more professional.
 
 
'''Sarah:''' I understand.<br />
'''Sarah:''' I understand.<br />
'''[[Unidentified waitress|Waitress]]:''' Alright, kid, you ready to order?<br />
'''[[Unnamed Waitress|Waitress]]:''' Alright, kid, you ready to order?<br />
'''Sarah: '''(overhearing) I'll talk to you some other time, Rani - when you aren't so ''busy''.<br />
'''Sarah: '''(overhearing) I'll talk to you some other time, Rani - when you aren't so ''busy''.<br />
'''Rani: '''Sarah-John, wait.<br />
'''Rani: '''Sarah-John, wait.<br />
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'''Rani:''' (fighting tears) I just wanted a slice of pie.<br />
'''Rani:''' (fighting tears) I just wanted a slice of pie.<br />


===Clam chowder===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/clam_chowder.wav clam_chowder]
{{Listen|title=Clam chowder
 
|filename=ILB_Clam_chowder.ogg
}}
'''Rani: '''I didn't order this.<br />
'''Rani: '''I didn't order this.<br />
'''Waitress: '''You got something against [[list of food and drinks|clam chowder]]?<br />
'''Waitress: '''You got something against [[Clam Chowder|clam chowder]]?<br />
'''Rani: '''No, I love clam chowder.<br />
'''Rani: '''No, I love clam chowder.<br />
'''Waitress: '''A slice of pie? What kind of meal is that? Eat your soup.<br />
'''Waitress: '''A slice of pie? What kind of meal is that? Eat your soup.<br />
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'''Waitress:''' I got customers.<br />
'''Waitress:''' I got customers.<br />


===Eight months pregnant===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/eight_months_pregnant.wav eight_months_pregnant]
{{Listen|title=Eight months pregnant
 
|filename=ILB_Eight_months_pregnant.ogg
}}
'''Waitress:''' Done with that bowl yet?<br />
'''Waitress:''' Done with that bowl yet?<br />
'''Rani: '''Oh, yes ma'am. Thank you again, so much.<br />
'''Rani: '''Oh, yes ma'am. Thank you again, so much.<br />
'''Waitress:''' I was about your age when [[Ray (UNSC officer)|my husband]] died.<br />
'''Waitress:''' I was about your age when [[Ray|my husband]] died.<br />
'''Rani: '''I-I'm sorry?<br />
'''Rani: '''I-I'm sorry?<br />
'''Waitress:''' They came to my door to give me the news, these two Navy guys in full fancy dress uniforms. Covies got the whole ship, 130 men lost. I was eight months pregnant and fat as a horse.<br />
'''Waitress:''' They came to my door to give me the news, these two Navy guys in full fancy dress uniforms. Covies got the whole ship, 130 men lost. I was eight months pregnant and fat as a horse.<br />
'''Rani:''' Oh my god! I'm so sorry.<br />
'''Rani:''' Oh my god! I'm so sorry.<br />
'''Waitress: '''Waddled out of my apartment and walked the streets for hours, just at random, you know. Not going anywhere. Like my whole life hadn't even started and it was already over. No job, no money, no husband - nothing. <br />
'''Waitress: '''Waddled out of my apartment and walked the streets for hours, just at random, you know. Not going anywhere. Like my whole life hadn't even started and it was already over. No job, no money, no husband - nothing. <br />[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/waiting_tables.wav waiting_tables]


===Waiting tables===
{{Listen|title=Waiting tables
|filename=ILB_Waiting_tables.ogg
}}
'''Rani:''' What did you do?<br />
'''Rani:''' What did you do?<br />
'''Waitress:''' That day, somebody did something nice for me. Made a difference. I remember that.<br />
'''Waitress:''' That day, somebody did something nice for me. Made a difference. I remember that.
'''Rani: '''Oh my god... I-I am nothing like that. I don't deserve you... I'm just a stupid college kid screwing up my job.<br />
 
 
'''Rani: '''Oh my god... I-I am nothing like that. I don't deserve you... I'm just a stupid college kid screwing up my job.
'''Waitress:''' It's not a contest, kid.<br />
'''Waitress:''' It's not a contest, kid.<br />
'''Rani:''' Right. You're right.<br />
'''Rani:''' Right. You're right.<br />
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'''Waitress:''' Would you mind shutting the hell up, you fat cow? Can't you see I'm helping another customer?
'''Waitress:''' Would you mind shutting the hell up, you fat cow? Can't you see I'm helping another customer?
'''Customer:''' O--okay, uh, I'm sorry...<br />
'''Customer:''' O--okay, uh, I'm sorry...<br />
'''Waitress: '''Talk about rude! Some people.<br />
'''Waitress: '''Talk about rude! Some people.
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/kitchen_smells.wav kitchen_smells]
 
'''Waitress: '''Anyway, like I said, if you've got a few people skills and you don't mind the kitchen smells, it's a good job.
 


===Kitchen smells===
{{Listen|title=Kitchen smells
|filename=ILB_Kitchen_smells.ogg
}}
'''Waitress: '''Anyway, like I said, if you've got a few people skills and you don't mind the kitchen smells, it's a good job.<br />
'''Rani: '''Can I ask what it was? The nice thing someone did?<br />
'''Rani: '''Can I ask what it was? The nice thing someone did?<br />
'''Waitress: '''Promised me a job for after the kid was born. This job here, actually. Eight months pregnant, you know. Came through that door and spent my last credit on a slice of key-lime pie.<br />
'''Waitress: '''Promised me a job for after the kid was born. This job here, actually. Eight months pregnant, you know. Came through that door and spent my last credit on a slice of key-lime pie.<br />
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'''Waitress:''' Oh, well, doesn't everybody?  
'''Waitress:''' Oh, well, doesn't everybody?  


===Plasma torpedo===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/plasma_torpedo.wav plasma_torpedo]
{{Listen|title=Plasma torpedo
 
|filename=ILB_Plasma_torpedo.ogg
}}
'''Waitress:''' But Ray - that's my husband - the Covies took his ship out with a plasma torpedo, I heard the transmissions. There's almost sixty seconds from impact to when they're through the hull plating. You listen to the recordings, you can hear them on the bridge saying goodbye. Yeah, I think about that a lot, that sixty seconds... what he was thinking.<br />
'''Waitress:''' But Ray - that's my husband - the Covies took his ship out with a plasma torpedo, I heard the transmissions. There's almost sixty seconds from impact to when they're through the hull plating. You listen to the recordings, you can hear them on the bridge saying goodbye. Yeah, I think about that a lot, that sixty seconds... what he was thinking.<br />
'''Rani:''' I can't even imagine.<br />
'''Rani:''' I can't even imagine.<br />
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'''Rani: '''Yeah. Yeah!<br />
'''Rani: '''Yeah. Yeah!<br />


==Herzog: "You're all I've Got"==
==[[Herzog]]==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week9_subject5.wav Audio Compilation 1min 36sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week9_subject5.wav Audio Compilation 1min 36sec]
===Carmi===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/carmi.wav carmi]
{{Listen|title=Carmi
 
|filename=ILB_Carmi.ogg
}}
(chatter on)<br />
(chatter on)<br />
'''Herzog: '''Rani, it's Herzog.<br />
'''Herzog: '''Rani, it's Herzog.<br />
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'''Rani: '''Nobody knows.<br />
'''Rani: '''Nobody knows.<br />


===Breathing room===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/breathing_room.wav breathing_room]
{{Listen|title=Breathing room
 
|filename=ILB_Breathing_room.ogg
}}
'''Herzog: '''When it was activated, it sent a huge ripple through the slipstream. When it goes off, at the very least it's probably going to cause a disruption that the Covenant will notice.<br />
'''Herzog: '''When it was activated, it sent a huge ripple through the slipstream. When it goes off, at the very least it's probably going to cause a disruption that the Covenant will notice.<br />
'''Rani:''' I can't! You have to get someone else to do it. Do it yourself.<br />
'''Rani:''' I can't! You have to get someone else to do it. Do it yourself.<br />
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'''Rani: '''*sigh*<br />
'''Rani: '''*sigh*<br />
(chatter off)<br />
(chatter off)<br />
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