Have S'Moa
Have S'Moa logo.
Have S'Moa's logo.
Organizational information

Founder(s):

Wiljax Brantley[1]

Leader(s):

Wiljax Brantley[1]

Headquarters:

Gannick 22[1]

Location(s):

Gannick 22[1]

Major product(s):

Moa related food products[1][2]

Chronological and political information

Founding:

Pre-2552[1]

 

"From the grasslands of Reach to the dinner table of every UEG citizen—you won’t find the finest flavor-laden moa morsels anywhere else!"
— Wiljax Brantley[3]

Have S'Moa is a restaurant and petting zoo owned by entrepreneur Wiljax Brantley, located on Inner Colony planet Gannick 22. Have S'Moa often shipped in Moa for both food and petting zoo purposes.[1][4]

OverviewEdit

AboutEdit

Have S'Moa is a restaurant and petting zoo owned by entrepreneur Wiljax Brantley, the company specialises in the Reach based Moa species.[1]

ProductsEdit

  • KolonyKids Meals - A children-themed meal containing Moa nuggets.[1]
  • Ground Pounder with Cheese - A stacked burger that is comprised of two 100% UNSC de-radiated moa angus patties, one chicken patty, technoartisinal Cascade greenleaf lettuce, Sedran red fruit, two slices of space cheddar cheese, and Ugparassa smoked Moebius bacon served on sesame seed buns.[5]
  • Space Elevator with Cheese - A larger stacked variation of the Ground Pounder burger.[5]
  • Slipspace Burger with Extra Cheese - A triple-patty burger with various toppings. Brand new as of 2560.[6]
  • Moa Caesar Salad[2]
  • S'moa Brownies[2]
  • Sweet Potato Fries[2]
  • Onion Rings[2] - an onion ring advertised as "the size of Halos!" following the discovery of the Halo Array.[4]

LocationsEdit

HistoryEdit

Moa shipment and popularityEdit

Directly before the glassing of Reach in 2552, the restaurant received a shipment of moa from the planet. With most of Reach's native moa wiped out during the battle, Have S'Moa had ownership over the largest moa population. Due to the species' rarity, their value skyrocketed and made Wiljax Brantley a very rich man practically overnight. The restaurant quickly grew popular after the war, with moa nuggets becoming an incredibly expensive delicacy among wealthy Unified Earth Government dignitaries.[1]

Post-warEdit

Arturo Bustamante included items themed around Have S'moa in his cookbook.[2]

TriviaEdit

  • Have S'Moa is a reference to the popular modern-day restaurant McDonald's, with the KolonyKids Meals being a reference to McDonald's Happy Meals.
  • As part of the marketing for Halo Infinite, Halo partnered with Pringles to produce potato chips inspired by the moa burger. These Moa Burger Pringles were sold exclusively at Walmart locations.[7]
  • Also as part of Halo Infinite's marketing, Xbox produced T-shirts emblazoned with the logo of Have S'Moa.[3]

GalleryEdit

In-universe imagesEdit

Real-world marketingEdit

List of appearancesEdit

SourcesEdit

  1. ^ a b c d e f g h i j k Halo Waypoint, Canon Fodder - Have S'moa (Retrieved on Mar 16, 2021) [archive]
  2. ^ a b c d e f The Official Halo Cookbook - Table of contents
  3. ^ a b Xbox Gear Shop, Have S’Moa Burger T-shirt (Retrieved on Mar 16, 2021) [archive]
  4. ^ a b Halo Waypoint, Canon Fodder - Food For Thought (Retrieved on Feb 3, 2024) [archive]
  5. ^ a b Halo 5: Guardians, Forge billboards
  6. ^ Halo Infinite, Forge billboard
  7. ^ Twitter, Halo (@Halo): "Get the limited-edition @Pringles Moa Burger exclusively at @Walmart now! Our latest shipments from Reach have arrived, so be sure to grab them while you can." (Retrieved on Mar 16, 2021) [archive]