Michael Crespo/Quotes

Campaign Quotes
-Beginning of Kizingo Boulevard, to a squad of Marines retreating from a Wraith. -In response to an order given in Kizingo Boulevard.
 * "Hey, where's the fight at?"
 * "Sure! As long as I get to drive the tank!"
 * "If anybody's gonna blow this place, it's gonna be me!" -When Dutch and Mickey are told to destroy the ONI Alpha Site.
 * "Let him go tell his buddies the bad news."
 * "I'm gonna rip out your heart and show it to your dying eyes!"
 * "Dutch, you dumbass, get in the Pelican!" - When you stall to get into the Pelican on ONI Alpha Site.
 * "Fast, silent, deadly." -When you assassinate an enemy.
 * "My vote, hold up, wait for backup."

Situational Responses

 * "I killed him in the face!" -When scoring a headshot.
 * "Right between the eyes!" -When scoring a headshot.
 * "Bullet, meet head. Head, meet bullet." -When scoring a headshot.
 * "Enjoy the extra nose hole!" -When scoring a headshot.
 * "That's a stain that won't go away!" -When landing a plasma grenade throw.
 * "What now, little aliens?" -After killing a Brute Captain.
 * "Zing!" -When scoring a headshot.
 * "You guys must be the Covenant B-team" -When scoring a multi-kill.
 * "Get stuck, BEEATCH!" -When sticking an enemy.
 * "Not good." -When stuck or betraying a teammate.
 * "Don't kill me!" -When stuck.
 * "That was a massacre! No, a slaughter! It was a massacre slaughter kill!" -When you get a double kill on ONI Alpha Site. (same line from Halo 3)
 * "Maybe we could talk this out" -When stuck.
 * "Oh goddammit-" -When stuck.
 * "Your mama never loved ya and she dresses you funny." -IWHBYD skull may be needed.
 * "It's the gift that keeps giving!" -When multiple enemies are killed with an explosive.
 * "Is that all you bloody got?" -IWHBYD possibly needed.
 * "Sorry, buddy." -When pausing to look at a dead Grunt.
 * "You will cease to live very soon!" - When throwing a grenade.
 * "I'm about to end your life!"
 * "I saw my life flash before me. It sucked."
 * "Hey! I thought we were friends." - When attacked by the player.
 * "That hurt! ...and my feelings, too." - When attacked by the player.
 * "Watch it, Benedict Arnold!" - Rare, IWHBYD possibly needed. When attacked by player.
 * "I... loved him!" - When the player kills a fellow ally.
 * "I throw like a girl!" - When throwing a grenade. (rare)
 * "I know, I have beautiful eyes, right?" - Rare, IWHBYD possibly needed. When the player stares at Mickey closely for a while.
 * "How did you ever get off your planet?" - When killing multiple enemies in a row.