Final Grunt

The Final Grunt (One of the Talking Grunts) is found cowering on the edge of a cliff right before you have to leap into the frigate's hanger in the final level of Halo 3. Simply stop the warthog before going off the ramp into the ship. Then, get out and turn around and face left. You should see him. If the player approaches him, he will say:

"Hey demon! The jerk store called, and they're all out of you! Poor you, stolen at the age of six and conscripted into the military, nyuuugh! Okay look, if you let me live, I got the Fist of Rukt. I'll be the bottom. I'll polish your boots. I'll polish your helmet! It's the gas, haha! When I'm on the gas, I don't know what I'm doing half the time!"

However, discovering the "Final Grunt" leaves the player unable to complete the end of the level (and the game), because there will be no route to the end since the platforms will have fallen. Also note that if you drive up to the grunt in a warthog with the Arbiter at the gun, he will shoot and kill the grunt before you can reach him. Make sure you keep the grunt out of the Arbiter's line of sight!

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Trivia

 * The Final Grunt is also known as "The Jerk Store Grunt".
 * The "Jerk Store" joke is a reference to a joke on the American sitcom Seinfeld.
 * This could also be a reference to The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion's Adoring Fan, who offers to polish the player's boots and helmet.
 * This easter egg has a striking relationship with the last level of Halo: Combat Evolved. In the last level, The Maw, it is possible to find another talking Grunt that won't attack, the Thirsty Grunt. In both cases, stopping to listen to the Grunt will cause your death (it is possible to survive hearing the Thirsty Grunt on the lower difficulties, as you have more time).
 * "The gas" may be referring to benzene.
 * While playing the meta-game if you drive close enough for the Arbiter (or a co-op teammate) to shoot and kill him you will not gain the points earned for killing a Grunt. The same goes for other "ambient" A.I.s e.g.Wounded Marines, crying Marines, technicians, etc.
 * The grunt moves his arm like he's throwing a Pink Wink ball.


 * With the IWHBYD (I Would Have Been Your Daddy) skull on you can hear normal grunts say this on other levels.

Related Links

 * Thirsty Grunt


 * Cowardly Grunt