Phoenix Logs/Banished Units/Methane Wagon


 * Flamethrower guitar attachment is on order.


 * The Methane Wagon is a support vehicle unit which can be deployed by Yapyap
 * THE DESTROYER. It's slow, rickety, unstable, and the parking brake is a chunk of
 * wood, but other than that it works as well as you would expect a Grunt
 * contraption to. Whether by design or malfunction the Wagon emits a Methane
 * Aura: clouds of infusion-enriched methane that enhance the aggression and
 * damage of nearby Grunts, while confusing and reducing the damage of enemy
 * units in the stinky cloud. The Wagon can also make special deliveries of enriched
 * gas clouds by catapult—launching kegs with the Methane Delivery special ability.
 * The aura and clouds can be upgraded with The Good Stuff by drawing upon
 * illegal infusions stashed aboard by its party-hard operators. Unfortunately,
 * these special brews are rather...volatile. The Methane Wagon will detonate
 * violently when its structural integrity is compromised.


 * Yapyap THE DESTROYER dreams of owning a fleet of gold-plated warships to
 * lord over the mean streets of Balaho. Well, Yapyap doesn't yet have the gekz
 * saved up to afford that, so he has to settle for a souped—up Shadows in the
 * meantime. But with a few more successes on the Ark he can at least upgrade
 * them with aftermarket iridium plating, hubcaps molded with the face of
 * legendary Grunt heroes, and massive spoilers which ensure the Great Journey
 * can be travelled in style. Although it has not yet reached its final form the
 * Methane Wagon's mix of combat and support abilities do make it the mullet of
 * Grunt mechanized warfare: all business on the front lines, but party central in
 * the rear.