Unidentified Bergen County police officer

"I guess I'm not too smart... but you know what I am? ...Good at my job."

- Unnamed Police Officer

This unidentified police officer, sometimes identified as the "Stupid Cop", is a police officer in Bergen County at the P23 police station. He is an effective interrogator and was the officer who gave Janissary James a PQI. While he may not be very book smart, he is very cunning in the practical realm. Before becoming a police officer he served in the UNSC, having pulled strings to join up a year early when he was only seventeen.

After interrogating Janissary James, he worked out that she was a Spartan 1.1 and immediately seized advantage when her father burned down the station to get rid of the evidence. Unable to prosecute the man who raped his friend's daughter, he blackmailed Jan into helping him get away with murder. He shot the rapist, and then lied, saying that the man had drawn first, letting Jan, who could beat the PQI, back him up as a witness.

He later paid her back by giving her a 20 minute window to launch an assault on Crystal Security, a business used as a front by a gang of criminals. After the 20 minutes, it is implied he led a team of police officers to the building. By then, Jan and her crew were long gone.