UNSC Marine Corps/Quotes

Halo 3
Note: Some of these become more frequent with the IWHBYD skull activated. For a list of Marine quotes that become more frequent with the Skull go here

Miscellaneous
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 * content = *"Unless you're digging a grave back there, you're wasting my time."-Female Marine
 * "THAT GHOST IS TOAST!" - said in Halo 3 if you destroy a ghost with an explosive weapon
 * "Relax thats why there are drugs."
 * "You are so gonna get laid tonight!" - If you take out a large group of enemies.
 * "I'm rubber you're glue whatever you say bounces off me sticks to you. HAHA!"
 * "Wait here, Cortana, I'll go get help!"-When the Chief dies.
 * "Um, Chief? Would you like to see a holo-picture of my kids?"-When you stare too long.
 * "Say hello to Vera" - Firefly reference, said by Adam Baldwins Marine
 * "Move along, nothing to see... Move along, nothing to see." - After a fight.
 * "Hold your positions!"
 * "Hey, I've got a live one!"
 * "Don't play with it, soldier."
 * "That's right, that just happened!"
 * "Here's an idea, put down the gun, and go hug it!" - When you shoot a marine.
 * "New vehicles just don't fall out of the sky!" - When crashing with a Warthog.
 * "Here comes the one-man army!" - When a Marine spots the Master Chief.
 * "Okay, guys, back to my place for pie!"
 * "All right, let's move and mount it, Marines, and not in a rude way!" - Marine getting in a vehicle with other Marines, IWHBYD needed.
 * "I'll make sure this letter gets to your family, I promise." - Marine mourning another Marine.
 * "Aw, man. I was going to get lucky tonight!" - If you betray a female Marine, IWHBYD may be required.
 * "After this, we're goin' drinking!"
 * "Hey, look at me: I'm a big, scary monster!" - Taunting a Hunter.
 * "Did you ride the short, yellow bus to school, soldier?"
 * "Yeah, so...." - If idle too long.
 * "Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting!"
 * "Well, now, who's gonna save the human race, genius!?" When Master Chief is killed.
 * "Wish they were all that easy." - Female Marine, when staring at.
 * "If you want a date, just ask me." - Female Marine, when staring at
 * "Wow.... Ugly and stupid! What a combo!" - Female Marine taunting Grunts.
 * "I'm not THAT good looking.... Or, maybe I am." - Female Marine, IWHBYD.
 * "My face! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!!!!" - A Marine, when injured.
 * "Gee, thanks a ton Chief." - When given a bad weapon.
 * "Everyone, buckle up! It's the law." - When Marines board a vehicle.
 * "I actually have really good motor skills..." - Upon kicking a Marine out of the driver's seat of a Warthog.
 * "We got a Ghost! And it's not even Halloween!" - A Marine, upon seeing a Ghost.
 * "Why, what's wrong with it?" - When giving a stronger weapon.
 * "Let's go, Arbiter dude!" - If idle too long, and Marine approaches the Arbiter.
 * "Ow, my freakin' butt cheek!" - Marine passenger when landed hard, IWHBYD.
 * "Somebody, get me some raid!" - When Drones appear. IWHBYD needed.
 * "That's for those boys on Reach!" - Female Marine when all the enemy has been killed in the surrounding room and starts shooting at a dead enemy.
 * "It's killing time, boys! That's how I/we roll!"
 * "Shotgun!" - Upon entering a vehicle.
 * "Called it!"
 * "How long were you in Cryo?" - To the Master Chief.
 * "Right through his mind!" - Headshot.
 * "Hey, you're the man!" - When given better weapon.
 * "Hey, let me know when you want it back." - When given better weapon.
 * "He's KIA." - When another Marine is dead.
 * "Protect the Chief!" - When the Master Chief's shields are down.
 * "Sergeant, we need backup!" - When being overrun.
 * "I feel like a settler trading with a Native American." - After giving good weapon, IWHBYD maybe required.
 * "You're a dude, right?" - IWHBYD may be required.
 * "Yes, sir, we got trouble, right here in River City!" - Reference to The Music Man. IWHBYD required.
 * "Do not open till Christmas!" - Throwing Grenade.
 * "This, right here, is why I signed up!!" - Marine in vehicle with the Master Chief.
 * "Kill-stealing son of a bitch!" - IWHBYD.
 * "Hey, you're the perfect height to kiss my ass!"
 * "Merry Christmas!" - Throwing a Grenade.
 * "Got something for ya!" - Throwing a Grenade. Possibly a reference to Red vs Blue when Donut kills Tex.
 * "I made you a little going-away present." - Throwing a Grenade.
 * "Here you go, sunshine." - Throwing a Grenade.
 * "Did you take a magic pill or something, 'cause that was awesome!"
 * "Ah, I see: blow the crap out of everything. I like your style!" - Use only Rocket Launcher and Grenades.
 * "That ain't a puppy, Marine." - Sergeant.
 * "You all right, mate?" "Yeah, I'll make it." - Or any other positive remark.
 * "Chief, can you teach me how to do that?"
 * "I like the way you think, Chief."
 * "Any chance you might have had, you just lost it..." - Female Marine in Halo 2 when given a weaker weapon.
 * "Bloody Bugs!"
 * "Good job/nice kill, man, I'm glad he's on our side..." - Halo 2 & Halo 3.
 * "Aw, that's another one for the Chief."
 * "I think I heard that." - Melee in Halo 2 & Halo 3.
 * "Dude, these guys are from outer space...and we're killing them!" - Halo 3 - said after a battle.
 * "Wheeeww, I, uh, just pissed my pants" When the player does a barrel roll and ends on four wheels.
 * "Nationwide sure as hell ain't on your side!" When the player destroys an enemy vehicle.
 * "Hey bastard! Have a grenade! Whoops, forgot the pin!" When the marine throws a grenade.
 * "Oh my god, is that Bob?" If the chief is holding a skull. Rare, even with IWHBYD.
 * "If we're still alive and I still have my wallet, drinks on me!" If the warthog is flipped by an explosive.
 * "How do you, um, drink?"To a random player.
 * "Bam! His skull imploded!" - After you kill an enemy by meleeing him.
 * "Is his skull really as soft as that made it look?" - After you melee a Grunt in the head.
 * "Here's a Grenade, dumb foxtrot!!!" - Heard on the Ark on Normal.
 * "I need a nurse! No, no, a female nurse." - After being hit in a battle.
 * "That knocked the change out of my pocket!" - Marine Passenger, if you almost flip a Warthog over.
 * "When are you going to start fighting split-lip?" - Taunting an Elite.
 * "You totally owned that sucker." - After you kill a Hunter on the level The Storm.
 * "Have we tried reasoning with them?"
 * "Get me an angle!" - When Warthog gunner is shooting.
 * "Floor it!" - (When Marine gets into vehicle.
 * "You treat your mother like that?" - Female Marine on the beginning of Metropolis if Male Marine is killed.
 * "Hit the gas!" - When a Marine gets on a vehicle.
 * "I'll take turret!"- As above.
 * "You wanna get us killed?" - Warthog gunner after falling off cliff and flipping.
 * "Who gave you the license?"
 * "Be careful!"
 * "Yep, that's why it's called a 'breast plate'." - Female Marine in Halo 2.
 * "All right, you can come, but I'm keeping my eye on you" - If you kill too many Marines, then stop attacking them. (Sergeant Johnson has a slightly different version- "I'll trust you, for now").
 * "Bad person! Bad person!" - If you are fighting a Marine after you go rampant.
 * "He's gone rampant...." - If you kill too many Marines.
 * "Kill that armored freak!" - If you kill too many Marines.
 * "Kill him! He's crazy!" - If you kill too many Marines.
 * "He is a traitor, kill him!" - If you kill too many Marines.
 * "He's gone Section 8, kill him." - If you kill too many Marines, also usually said by Sergeant.
 * "What the hell?" - If you shoot a Marine.
 * "...Stupid... cyborg... - Said really fast by Marine if you kill another Marine.
 * "What's wrong with you?" - If you shoot or kill a Marine.
 * "Do I owe you money?" - If you shoot a Marine.
 * "Cease fire!" - If you shoot a Marine.
 * "Clean your visor!" - If you shoot a Marine.
 * "Where are your glasses, boy?" - If you shoot a Marine.
 * "Get up, so I can kill you again!" - After killing an enemy.
 * "Come back to class, so I can school you again!"
 * "Hey, wait, that was mine; you stole my kill!" - If you or another marine kills an enemy.
 * "Oh, come on, sir, that was mine!"
 * "Sword Elite down!" - When they take down a Sword wielding Elite.
 * "Okay, Purple Hearts for everybody!"
 * "Don't shoot his head; you'll hurt Cortana."
 * "Hey, ChapStick."
 * "Hey, I hear their main weakness is for bananas. We got any bananas?" - After killing Brutes in Halo 3.
 * "Hey, man, if I get injured, be sure to give me lots of drugs!" - To the Master Chief.
 * "What's the matter? Am I comin' on too strong?" - Female Marine in Halo 2.
 * "Hey, baby!"
 * "Hey, do you know how to turn on the windshield wipers?" - After splattering the Covenant.
 * "ROADKILL!" - After splattering the Covenant.
 * "That's one way to save ammo." - After splattering the Covenant in Halo: Combat Evolved.
 * "Aw, sir, it's more fun shooting them!" - After splattering the Covenant in Halo: Combat Evolved.
 * "Uh... Chief, could you at least pretend to aim?"
 * "Have we tried reasoning with them?" - When fighting.
 * "Dude, are you made of leprechauns? Cause that was awesome!"
 * "That's for my little brother!" - Shooting a dead Elite.
 * "This is our Alamo!" - American Marine.
 * "Hey, I'm not from Texas, bucko!" - In response to the above.
 * "Fall in over here!" - Marine Sergeant.
 * "Yeah, you got it. Will there be snacks?"
 * "Hey, if you're going to the fridge... grab me a beer, please?"
 * "The whole staring and heavy-breathing thing doesn't really work for me."
 * "Say "good night," punk."
 * "Hey! Less looking, more shooting!"
 * "I don't know who glassed Reach, but it sure wasn't you, little girl scouts!"
 * "Swing, bada-bada, swing!" - After the enemy is beaten to death.
 * "I'll kill ya... a little bit!"
 * "BAM!" - When the enemy is killed by a Grenade.
 * "Well... good-bye!"
 * "What's on your back, a toilet?" - Taunting a Grunt.
 * "Do NOT open till Christmas!" - Throwing a Grenade.
 * "Look at me when I'm talking to you!" - Shooting a dead enemy with Shotgun.
 * "Damn, I forgot the plan.... Oh, yeah, kill the aliens."
 * "Come on, get back up so I can kill you again!!"
 * "Do you think aliens have insurance?"
 * "He-he, tickles, don't it?"
 * "Damn alien!"
 * "Stupid alien!"
 * "Covering fire!"
 * "Woo-hoo, yeah!"
 * "Watch where you throw those things!"
 * "Aah, it burns!"
 * "Can't we all just get along?" Possibly a reference to Red vs Blue character Doc.
 * "Frag out"
 * "Mira, mira!" - Spanish for: Look! Look!
 * "Oh, God! I think that one was Bob!" - When fighting the Flood.
 * "This is bad. Like 'push-the-big-red-button' bad." - When the Master Chief is killed.
 * "Aah, get this thing off me!"
 * "Aah, medic!"
 * "Marines! Hold it now!"
 * "Don't ask, don't tell."
 * "That popping sound was his skull, wasn't it?" - When you kill the enemy with a melee on Halo 3.
 * "Aw... you mind pointing that somewhere else, Chief?" - When you point gun at Marine for a while.
 * "Sorry the grip's... sweaty." - After friendly firing you.
 * "Hey, you were the one who destroyed their ring!"
 * "Bastard!"
 * "You yell'a belly bastard!" - "yell'a" used with a southern accent for "yellow"
 * "Die, split lip!"
 * "Hey, that was HIM, not me. If he gets pissed, it's not my problem"
 * "You know, I really should start counting."
 * "I'm gonna take that as a threat."
 * "I've been waiting a long time for this." - If you kill enough Marines
 * "Okay... Let me know if you want it back." - If you give a Marine a good weapon.
 * "Your loss!" - When given a heavy weapon.
 * "What? Is something wrong with it?" - If you give a Marine certain weapons.
 * "You killed him, sir, you killed him!" - If you kill a Marine.
 * "Hey, Chief, it's me!"
 * "How did you clowns even find Earth?" - When engaging Covenant troops in Halo 2. IWHBYD Skull off.
 * "Okay, everybody, settle in. Anybody see a Starbucks... Hey, look there's one over there!... There's another one across the street from it... And one across the street from that.. Oh, look, there's twelve of 'em!"
 * "You DO know how to drive this thing..." - When you crash a vehicle they are riding.
 * "Hey, hey, let's catch one and ride it."
 * "Not as easy as you thought, eh, amigo?"
 * "WHY?! Why couldn't it have been me?" - If you die.
 * "Let me know when I should start TRYING."
 * "Enemy down!"
 * "Ghost neutralized!"
 * "Just when you started to get on my good side..."
 * "This one's for you, Billy!"
 * "I was so busy kickin' ass, I forgot to take names." - Female Marine in Halo 2.
 * "Messed them up good!"
 * "Thank you, thank you very much."
 * "All right!"
 * "You mess with me, you mess with the Chief!" - While fighting against the Covenant.
 * "Yikes."
 * "Hostile, big one."
 * "Hostile down!"
 * "Aye!"
 * "Yes, sir!"
 * "Someone, get Cortana outta his head!" - When Chief dies in Halo: Combat Evolved.
 * "Come and get me! I'm just a little coward! No, really, I am. He-he...." - When one sees a Grunt running and screaming.
 * "Once, I ran out of grenades, so I threw my lunch... It really happened!"
 * "Ah, you motherf...." - If a Grenade detonates really close to them, but they survive.
 * "That's it, you're all gonna die!" - If down to last bit of health, Halo: Combat Evolved.
 * "Open fire, let's spend some of that taxpayer money!"
 * "Pour it on, Marines, you aren't paying for the rounds!"
 * "Idiot!" - If you toss a Grenade close to a Marine.
 * "See something you like?" - Female Marine, if you stare at her too long.
 * "Wow! Look at 'em fly!" - If you toss a Grenade and bodies fly in all directions.
 * "The Chief is down!" - When the Chief dies in Halo 2.
 * "What are you looking at me for? You're the hero." - If you stare at a Marine too long.
 * "You know, this reminds me of the time I got Herpes." - Marine, if idle too long.
 * "Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!" - Marine on LAAG, during killing spree.
 * "I'm not the one that blew up their Sacred Ring." - Marine, if you stare at him too long.
 * "Hey, I just realized: this isn't a drill." - When given a different weapon in Halo 2. IWHBYD Skull off.
 * "This is like the Alamo: You're dyin' for Texas, bucko!"
 * "This is as good a place as any."
 * "Thanks...For nothing" - When given a poor weapon.
 * "For now... this is home."
 * "I hope you're not all talk, Marine." - Sergeant Stacker; after a Marine makes an insult.
 * "Well, you said you were all skill, sweet-face." - Female Marine responding to above statement.
 * "Back to my place for pie!"
 * "Well... Lucky me..." - Sarcastically, Perez character model; if you hand him a bad weapon.
 * "Whoops... I mean... uh... that was totally my plan."
 * "If you ask real nice, I'll kill ya. But only a little bit."
 * "Ow. That one went in." - When you shoot a Marine.
 * "How's your insurance?!"
 * "OOH-RAH!" - After Johnson chants something.
 * "I think I need a medic!"
 * "Really, if you're not dead, you're fine."
 * "What the hell, dumbass!"
 * "Stupid, little runt!"
 * "Crap."
 * "My bad."
 * "Leave some for me!"
 * "My fault."
 * "That was me, my man."
 * "That's for Reach!" - When Marine kills enemy.
 * "Get it off me!" - When a Marine is stuck with a Plasma Grenade.
 * "You bloody traitor!" - When you kill enough Marines that the remaining ones become enemies.
 * "Well, this sucks."
 * "Well, don't you wish we ALL had sniper rifles..."
 * "You lousy bastards!" - Marine, if down to last bit of health.
 * "What the hell, dumbass!" - If you kill a Marine.
 * "Why did you DO that?" - If you kill a Marine.
 * "Incoming!" - When a Fragmentation Grenade is primed and thrown.
 * "Oh, I see. You expected us to dodge that!" - After you throw a Grenade and kill a couple of Marines.
 * "Oh, no. I mean..... I meant to do that... I meant to do that! - Kills an enemy.
 * "That's all right. I'd hide from me, too."
 * "Ha! The tables have turned: Now, you're scared of us."
 * "Time to take your medicine, kids!" - Warthog gunner on killing spree.
 * "Bueno, amigo, bueno"
 * "Pay attention, mate!" - Idle for several minutes.
 * "What/Huh? Where?" - After Marine says above statement.
 * "I hope you packed a suit, mate!" - Australian Marine.
 * "You drive, I wanna shoot things." - When the Master Chief enters driver's side.
 * "You know Kung Fu!? Holy Crap! - After meleeing a Brute in Halo 3.
 * "That is one angry Mike Foxtrot!" - Halo 3, when Brute berserks.
 * "I am gonna put my foot up your ASS!... If I can find it!" - Halo 3, To Brute; IWHBYD required.
 * "I got Shotgun!"
 * "I got Gunner Seat!" - While getting into a Warthog in Halo 3.
 * "Man, first chance I get, I'm gonna grab one of those ghost things."
 * "Uh... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!" - Marine, when you kill another Marine in Halo 3.
 * "You're pending for a bending!" - Voiced by John DiMaggio, voice of/quote from Bender on Futurama; IWHBYD required.
 * "Why don't you go back to planet Jackass, jackass?! - John DiMaggio as well; IWHBYD required.
 * "Would you kindly shut your noise hole?" - Another Bender quote; IWHBYD required.
 * "Aw, I almost have an achievement!" - IWHBYD quote from Halo 3.
 * "Happy Birthday, sunshine!' - Throws a Grenade.
 * "Get 'er done!"
 * "Say 'ello to my lil' friend!" - Marine in Halo 3, in reference to Tony Montana.
 * "YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" - When down to last bit of health, Halo: Combat Evolved.
 * "I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON!" - When down to last bit of health, Halo: Combat Evolved.
 * "Uh... yeah?" - If you stare at a Marine too long.
 * "I know, I have pretty eyes, don't I?" - Stare at a Marine too long.
 * "Sometime today would be fine."
 * "You know, I just love getting up in the morning and kicking someone's ass."
 * "Anyone in there? Hello...?" - Stare at a Marine too long.
 * "That was kinda disappointing." - Quick battle.
 * "Get off me! [Screams]" - Infected by the Flood in Halo 3.
 * "Everybody out!" - Exiting a vehicle in Halo: Combat Evolved.
 * "Pile out!" - Exiting vehicle in Halo: Combat Evolved.
 * "Showtime!" - Entering/exiting vehicle in Halo: Combat Evolved.
 * "Man...." - When the Covenant troop is ran over, Halo: Combat Evolved.
 * "This is for all the ladies I ain't sexing, 'cause I'm here fighting YOU!"
 * "See? He wanted my gun." - When you swap weapons with a Marine in Halo 2.
 * "Wanna go out sometime?" - Halo 3, Female Marine if she is given a Sniper Rifle, Fuel Rod Cannon or Rocket Launcher, requires the IWHBYD Skull.
 * "You might have to adjust the seat a little." - Exiting a Warthog in Halo 2.
 * "The cavalry has arrived!" - When a Marine first spots you in Halo: Combat Evolved.
 * "Get it off! Get it off!" - Stuck with a Plasma Grenade or flood infection form in Halo: Combat Evolved.
 * "This is suicide, man!" - When a Marine dies in Halo: Combat Evolved.
 * "Aah... the burn!" - Said in either a satisfied tone or a painful tone when hit in Halo: Combat Evolved.
 * "Target neutralized!" - Halo 2.
 * "Touchdown!" - Halo 2, enemy infantry/vehicle destroyed.
 * "Ghost ride da' whip!" - Mongoose Passenger in Halo 3 after jumping a ramp.
 * "Listen to you, Sweary Mary!" - Halo 2, said after another Marine almost swears.
 * "Chief just got wasted!" - If the Master Chief is killed in Halo 3.
 * "Time to get to work, Arbiter dude!" - When playing as the Arbiter, if a Marine accompanies you in a vehicle.
 * "Hey, look, there: everyone's favorite Elite!" - Said when Arbiter appears.
 * "Good to see you, Arbiter!" - Halo 3, when Marines greet you as the Arbiter.
 * "Sure thing, Chief. Here you go." - Halo 3, switching weapons with a Marine.
 * "Get mounted, Marines! Not in a rude way..." - Halo 3 when getting in a Warthog, IWHBYD Skull required.
 * "Bloody hell! That bloke's gotta big friggin' gun!" - Australian Marine in Halo 3.
 * "Screwed that Ghost good!" - Halo 2, when fighting enemy Ghosts.
 * "Um... ow." - Friendly firing on Sergeant Johnson.
 * "Great! A gun I can't use." - When given a Covenant weapon.
 * "Well, at least I can shoot myself..." - If given a weaker weapon.
 * "The Chief is dead... I think I'll go eat my gun now." - Marine in Halo 3 after the Master Chief is killed.
 * "You killed the Master Chief, you bastard!" - When Master Chief is killed. IWHBYD must be active, extremely rare quote. (South Park Reference)
 * "The Arbiter's dead." - Halo 3; said casually, like they don't care.
 * "Greased those suckers!" - Marine on level Outskirts if the Master Chief splatters multiple enemies with Warthog.
 * "That was a lot of people dying at once."
 * "Man, I should have brought an umbrella." - After blowing up many enemies with an explosive.
 * "Damn, I should have brought my mittens." - Red vs Blue reference to Caboose.
 * "I guess we know who wears the pants on this planet!" - After a large battle in Halo 3.
 * "Chief, can I be your friend?"
 * "Dude, this one looks like your sister!" - Marine observing a dead Elite in Halo: Combat Evolved.
 * "Hey, careful, I've only got one clean pair!" - Marine in Halo 2, when you hit him.
 * "It's your funeral, mate." - Marine in Halo 2 given a better gun.
 * "I know I'm gonna die!" - Marine in Halo 2, when hit, in a sobbing voice.
 * "This is for my little brother!" - Marine, Halo 2.
 * "Oh, you shouldn't have." - Female Marine after given a better gun.
 * "Save ammo, run them over!"
 * "Sniper's taking a dirt nap!" - IWHBYD Skull required.
 * "Hey, look, they CAN fly!" - Halo: Combat Evolved, when a Grenade hits a live Elite, who flies through the air upon detonation.
 * "Oh, man! I just had this thing washed!" - After an enemy is ran over.
 * "Dude, is that your cell phone?!" - Heard on the Ark, usually in a Tank, with IWHBYD on.
 * "Let's drive it like it's stolen." - Halo 3 Marine, when getting into a vehicle on the level The Covenant, after shutting down the First Tower.
 * "Oh, great!" - When Marines are in a bad situation.
 * "I know you're trying to figure out what makes me so awesome." - If you look at a Marine for too long.
 * "Uh... Sir?" - If you don't do anything aiming at a Marine for a long time in Halo 2.
 * "Aah, come on, mate, I was just having fun!" - When you force a LAAG gunner off while they are shooting.
 * "Erghh, someone give me some morphine!"
 * "Aah, stop whining, you little mutt!"
 * "What do you want? A cookie?"
 * "Less time here, more time there."
 * "All right! Something to take care of.... I'm hungry."
 * "Contact's gone mental! - said by Marine when seeing a Brute go berserk.
 * "He's gone loco!" - Same as above.
 * "Cabron!" - Halo 2, Hispanic swear.
 * "Hey, you fellas better keep up!"
 * "I will get 'em for ya..." - Marines upon mourning for their fallen comrades.
 * "Ha-ha, real funny, Chief... Uh oh."
 * "You're all DEAD!" - Said by really irritated Marine.
 * "Shut him down, Cortana, shut him down!" - Halo: Combat Evolved.
 * "Take off your mask, you can't be that ugly!" - Hispanic Marine, Halo 2.
 * "Don't eat that doughnut." - IWHBYD may need to be on.
 * "That was a Marine!" - When you kill another Marine.
 * "What is your major malfunction?" - When you kill another Marine. A reference to Full Metal Jacket.
 * "They've got cloaking!" - On the Ark, unknown whether IWHBYD Skull needed.
 * "That was a lot of people dying all at once."
 * "You see this swelling, it's gonna be a fracture." - Medic to wounded Marine on Tsavo Highway, possibly IWHBYD skull needed.
 * "He's gone ballistic! Shoot him!" - When you kill too many Marines.
 * "You could have just asked him for his gun!" - When you kill a Marine.
 * "Where did you get your license? Mexico City?" - Hispanic Marine in Halo 2 after driving the Warthog badly.
 * "You mind pointin' that somewhere else?!" - Said by Marine if you point your gun at him.
 * "Did everyone already pee?" - When getting into a vehicle's driver's seat, IWHBYD needed.
 * "Aw.... You know kung fu?" - When killing an enemy by melee.
 * "He's gone crazy, SHOOT HIM!- When Marines turn on you".
 * "I'll take shotgun"- When a marine gets in a vehicle with you.
 * "I suck at that, anyway"- When you take a turret off a marine.
 * "Hey, I was having fun"- Same as above.
 * "Come back up, so I can kill you again!"- When a marine kills and enemy.
 * "Eh, you're a better shot than I am"- When you take a turret from a marine.
 * "I see you" - marine
 * "It's alive!" when a dead body is getting infected, might need IWHBYD.
 * "Ah! Stop that crazy son of a bitch!" When a dead body is getting infected, possibly need IWHBYD
 * "Dear Diary, the creepy giant stared at me today, and I didn't like it as much as I thought I would...It was the best day ever" - Firefly reference. Adam Baldwins marine after you stare at him for a while.
 * "Dear Diary, me and my fellow squad-mates got snatched up by covenant hill-folk today, never to be seen again... It was the best day ever." Adam Baldwins marine, Firefly reference to two other characters being kidnapped. Heard from one of the men in Johnson's squad while they are stuck behind the shield door at the end f Sierra 117. IWHBYD required, extremely rare.
 * "Don't eat that doughnut!" - Marine during a firefight, IWHBYD skull needed.
 * Get in, sit down, and shut up!- Marine after getting in the passengers seat of a mongoose, IWHBYD needed. Possibly a reference to the last chapter of Truth And Reconciliation
 * "Ah, man, all that for nothing!"-If you die some where at the beginning of the level Sierra 117.

Easy and Normal Difficulty
Marine: "Hey, Open Up!"

Voice: "Password, please!"

Marine: "You gotta be kidding me. What password?"

Voice: "The password so that we don't open the door for Brutes."

Marine: "Do I sound like a Brute to you?"

Voice: "Well, you could be held prisoner by Brutes."

Marine: "If I was being held prisoner by Brutes and I knew the password, they could just force me to tell you the password and you would open the door for them."

Voice: "...Okay, now, I'm definitely not gonna open the door."

Marine: "But we need AMMO!"

Voice: "So, why don't you go ask your Brute buddies then?"

Conversation between two Marines on the level Crow's Nest. Red vs Blue cameo, by the voices of Tucker (Marine) & Doc (Voice) - Easy and Normal difficulties.

Heroic Difficulty
Marine: "Hey, open up!"

Voice: "Password."

Marine: "What?!"

Voice: "Need the password!"

Marine: "Oh, you got to be kidding me, what password?!"

Voice: "Password! They gave it out in the Staff Meeting, fifteen minutes ago."

Marine: "Meeting? What meeting?! I was out here!"

Voice: "Not suppose to let anyone in without it."

Marine: "If the Staff Meeting just ended, no one outside is going to know the freaking password, so open up! We need ammo and The Chief is out here."

Voice: "Does he know the password?"

Marine: "He wasn't at the meeting either!"

Conversation heard only on Crow's Nest in Heroic. The Marine's voice is Simmons and the voice is Grif.

Legendary Difficulty
Marine: "Hey! Open up!"

Voice: "What's the password?"

Marine: "Password? Oh, man, I forgot."

Voice: "Forgot... what?"

Marine: "I forgot the password."

Voice: "See, that was almost right. Uh, see, the password begins with 'I forgot', but ends differently. Um, try again."

Marine: "No. I mean, I forgot the password."

Voice: "No, okay, see, you— you got it wrong again. See, you said the same thing as last time."

Marine: "I'm being serious: I don't know the password!"

Voice: "No, no, no, see, you changed the first part. See, that— that part was the right part. See, now, you've got the whole thing wrong!"

Marine: "No! I forgot what the password is and I just need you to open the door!"

Voice: "All right, c'mon, man, now, you're just guessing!"

Only heard on Legendary. The marine banging the door is voiced by Church and the marine on the other side of the door is voiced by Caboose. }}

For more, see Johnson's Quotes.

Halo Wars
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 * content = *"Marines reporting for duty." - directly after a squad is trained
 * "Marines, ooh-rah!" - directly after a squad is trained
 * "Marines on the ground, sir." - directly after a squad is trained
 * "Orders?" - upon being selected
 * "Standing by." - upon being selected
 * "Roger that." - after receiving an order to relocate
 * "Yes, sir?" - upon being selected
 * "Moving." - after receiving an order to relocate
 * "Marines, good to go sir." - directly after a squad is deployed
 * "Where to?" - upon being selected
 * "Waiting for orders." - upon being selected
 * "Locked and Loaded." - upon being selected
 * "Give us an order." - upon being selected
 * "Sir?" - upon being selected
 * "On the way." - after receiving an order to relocate
 * "Roger, moving." - after receiving an order to relocate
 * "Moving out." - after receiving an order to relocate
 * "Moving up." - after receiving an order to relocate
 * "Ooh-rah!" - after receiving an order to relocate
 * "Marines, good to go." - directly after a squad is deployed
 * "Marines ready, sir." - directly after a squad is trained
 * "Did you hear about the Prophecy? - when idle, background chatter
 * "Never a Pelican around when you need one." - when idle background chatter
 * "Fire in the hole!" - upon being ordered to throw grenades
 * "We're goin' in." - upon receiving an order to attack
 * "Make them bleed."-ordered to attack
 * "Grenades! Do it!" - upon being ordered to throw grenades
 * "Rocket, out!" - upon being ordered to launch RPG
 * "RPG, out!" - upon being ordered to launch RPG
 * "Get tactical, Marines!" - upon receiving an order to attack
 * "Knock 'em down." - upon receiving an order to attack
 * "Covering Fire!" - upon receiving an order to attack
 * "Make 'em bleed!" - upon receiving an order to attack
 * "Waypoint received." - after receiving an order to relocate
 * "Get some!" - after receiving an order to attack
 * "We did it!" - after a battle, background chatter
 * "Move it!"
 * "Orders say we move, we move." - When ordered to a location.
 * "He's a sight for sore eyes." - in the presence of a Spartan, background chatter
 * "Keep your eyes peeled!" - when moving, background chatter
 * "Mission: Top-secret... Destination: unknown..." - when idle, background chatter
 * "Did you hear the one about the Grunt and the Hierarch?" - when idle, background chatter
 * "Whoa, a Spartan." - in the presence of a Spartan, background chatter
 * "Have you ever thought of putting tape around it? seems to help. tell me how it holds up." - when idle, background chatter
 * "That's not a suit malfunction" - Upon the death of a Spartan, background chatter.
 * "Stand still dammit!" - while firing upon anything, including buildings
 * "Came all this way just to stand around..." - When idle, background chatter
 * "When do we get new orders?" - When idle for a long time, background chatter
 * "This is hell and I'm the devil." - When firing at enemy
 * "Johnny joined the army, the cause he didn't know..." Background chatter. A reference to The Adicts.
 * "Stand up, buckle up and shuffle to the door." - Background chatter
 * "That Elites raging!" - When near a raging Arbiter
 * "Stay clear of that beam!" - When near the Prophet of Regret's Cleansing Beam
 * "It's a Cleansing Beam!" - hen newar Regret's Cleansing Beam
 * "Whoa... A Spartan!" - In the pressence of a Spartan.
 * "Spartan... MIA!" - Upon the death of a Spartan.
 * "We lost a marine!" - When a marine in a squad dies.

Flamethrower Quotes

 * "I can’t breathe in these suits." (Reference to Spaceballs)
 * "Why don't we get Warthogs?"
 * "Only you can prevent forest fires."
 * "You point, I'll burn it."
 * "Well burn it."
 * "Toast ‘em."
 * "Roast ‘em."
 * "Fire ‘em up."
 * "Moving up."
 * "Bringin' the fire."
 * "Come on can we take a break yet?"
 * "Were goin’ in!"
 * "Were goin’."
 * "Waiting for orders."
 * "Flamethrower, ready to burn"
 * "On the ground."
 * "Fueled and ready."
 * "Ready, sir."
 * "Good to go."
 * "Moving out."
 * "Bringin the heat."
 * "Roger that."
 * "Light ‘em up."
 * "You like fire?"
 * "Lets burn stuff hahaha."
 * "Yeah, where there’s smoke..."
 * "Dont try this at home kids."
 * "The UNSC is on a roll."
 * "Bringin’ the fire."
 * "Why do we always have to clean up the mess?"
 * "Let’s see what you got."
 * "Woo, great to be alive."
 * "Don’t even try to stop the corps."
 * "Here comes the pain."
 * "They’ll burn."
 * "Nozzles primed and ready."
 * "Let's ‘em burn."
 * "On our way."
 * "You might wanna put that out."
 * "Flamethrower comin’ in hot."
 * "Get flame."
 * "Stay on ‘em."
 * "Pour it on."
 * "Hey, I can start a campfire with this."
 * "Flame on!" - (Reference to the Fantastic Four)

Warthog Quotes
Note that some of the quotes require having the Gunner upgrade, typically the combat ones. Some quotes are also shared by marine squads }}
 * "Warthog, for the win!" - Marines in a Warthog upon winning a battle
 * "Yes sir?" - when selected