User:K4

k4karnage will be moving to Halo Fanon in September. http://www.wikia.com/skins/common/progress-wheel.gif

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"I am SPARTAN 117 of borg, I will kick your ass and assimilate what is left."

- SPARTAN-117 of Borg

"I am 10 year old Halo fanboy of Borg. You will be bitched at."

- (In response to the above statement.)

This is UNSC SPARTAN-K30, Serial ID: 86142-4493-KD. I am a monument to all your sins. I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine or a giant hula-hoop; I'm not gonna let them have it! Coming here was reckless! You know better than this... Thanks. I am the rage and the bile and the ferocity! I am the prince and the fool and the agony! I am the sin and the fear and the darkness! |The above quotes are friggin hilarious!

What up all, I am of course k4karnage, which happens to be my Gamertag as well. I am currently a Captain, Grade 2 in Halo 3 and hope to become a Colonel soon. I am usually found playing between 0800 PST to 1230 PST. I play a variety of games, including Team Slayer, Team Objective, Team Doubles, Rumble Pit, Big Team Battle, DLC Slayer, and, more recently, Team SWAT.

Halo 3 Sevice Record
Rank Insignia:
 * Kilo-Three-Zero (K30) Complete Service Viate
 * Highest Skill: 23
 * Highest EXP: 224
 * EXP Penalties: -32
 * Lifetime EXP: 256
 * Kill per Death Ratio (Ranked): 0.88
 * Kill per Death Ratio (Social): 0.96
 * Current Rank: Captain, Grade 2
 * Promoted: 22 March, 2008

I have been playing Halo 3 since Sept. 25th, 2007, the release date. I have the Collector's Edition, which Microsoft politely returned on Jan. 5th, due partly to the ammount of hate mail i sent them. So, if you want a good partner for a team game, or want to go head-2-head, i will most likely accept. I intend on retireing from Matchmaking after i reach Colonel; Grade 1. I may continue to play after that, but i will not be doing it as much or to get any new ranks. However, i can be perswaded to reach Brigadier; Grade 1. Hopefully, though, i won't rise trough the ranks TOO quickly. You can usually find me either in Forge, Matchmaking, or Custom Games.

http://halo3.junk.ws/sig/k4karnage/2127.png (Unfortunatly, this signature/statistics display only has information from Ranked playlists, but the here is a link to my complete stats record.)

My fave Halo 3 stuff:


 * Weapons

MA5C Individual Combat Weapon System -

BR55HB SR Battle Rifle -

M90 Close Assault Weapon System -

M7/Caseless Submachine Gun -

Type-25 Directed Energy Rifle -

Type-25 Carbine -

Type-1 Antipersonnel Grenade -

M9 High-Explosive Dual-Purpose Grenade -

Type-52 Pistol -

Type-25 Grenade Launcher -


 * Vehicles

M12 "Warthog" Light Reconnaissance Vehicle -

Type-32 "Ghost" Rapid Assault Vehicle -

M274 "Mongoose" Ultra-Light All-Terrain Vehicle -

M12G1 "Gauss Warthog" Light Anti-Armor Vehicle

Attack-VTOL 14 "Hornet"


 * Equipment

Bubble Shield

Deployable Cover

Power Drain

Radar Jammer

Regenerator

Trip Mine


 * Camapign Levels

Crow's Nest (#2) "Clear the base, whatever it takes."

The Storm (#4) "Reclaim the city. Make a hole."

Floodgate (#5) "Stop the Infestation, Find Cortana."

The Ark (#6) "Search the waste for the Cartographer."

Halo (#9) "Light the Ring. Destroy the Flood."


 * Multiplayer Levels

Avalanche Legendary Map Pack

Blackout Legendary Map Pack

Foundry Heroic Map Pack

High Ground H3 Beta Maps (Public)/Shipped Maps

Last Resort H3 Beta Maps (Internal)/Shipped Maps

Narrows Shipped Maps

Rat's Nest Heroic Map Pack

Sandtrap Shipped Maps

Standoff Heroic Map Pack

Valhalla H3 Beta Maps (Public)/Shipped Maps

Bungie.net
I am a faithful user on Bungie.net, the website for Halo's developer, Bungie Studios. My original account, k4karnage was my main account untill Oct. 30th, when for some unknown reason, i was unable to log into that account anymore. I was hacked by a group destroyer a few months back, which is most likely the reason i cannot log into the account. That, or Achronos dosen't like me anymore. (*sniffle*) Anyways, i an now using this new account, BlacKarnagEnigma. I am a member of several groups, or Chapters, on B.net and post in them more than i do the Public Forums. I once was a major figure in the Halo 3 Forum, but due to the obvious buid up of spam leading to Halo 3's release date, i left and have since only posted in the Septagon. MUCH better maintained than the s--t-filled H3F, due to the fact that most of B.net's Forum Moderators hang out there, when there is nothing to be done in the Moderator/Administrator-Only chapter HFCS (Don't ask me what it means, i don't know)

(Note to all group destroyers in the vicinity, i routinely change my account information at different times each month, so any information you have now is probably outdated. HA!!! )

Userboxes
Here are some of my userboxes:

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My Friend Userboxes

Userboxes I Created

My other Userboxes:

Whew, that's a lotta Userboxes.

Bungiepedia
I am also an avid user on Bungiepedia, the Bungie Wikia, created by WhiteRaven and Foman123 of Bungie.net legend. My personal page, here, is where i spend some of my time. Mostly, i just edit for clarity and add some new pages and such.

Random Stuff
This is a new section i am experimenting with; feel free to comment on it's contents on my talk page.

World Ideologies Explained
By Political Humor.

You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
 * Feudalism

You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
 * Pure Socialism

You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.
 * Fascism

You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
 * Pure Communism

You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
 * Russian Communism

You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
 * Cambodian Communism

You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
 * Dictatorship

You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
 * Pure Democracy

You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
 * Representative Democracy

You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
 * Bureaucracy

You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.
 * Pure Anarchy

You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
 * Anarcho-Capitalism

You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
 * Surrealism

A Letter to Dr. Laura
Dr Laura Schlessinger is a US radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a US resident, which was posted on the Internet


 * Dear Dr. Laura,

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that (Leviticus 18:22) clearly states it to be an abomination.

End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them.

1. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev.1:9). The problem is my neighbours. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in (Exodus 21:7). In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev.15:19-24). The problem is, how do tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. (Lev. 25:44) states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians.Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. (Exodus 35:2) clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

7. (Lev. 21:20) states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by (Lev.19:27). How should they die?

9. I know from (Lev.11:6-8) that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates (Lev. 19:19) by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev.24:10-16) Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.


 * Your devoted fan, Jim

Contact, South Corridor!
Here are some ways to contact me if you ever want to: (NOTE: Do so at your OWN risk!)

Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/karnagealamode

Bungie.net: BlacKarnagEnigma

MSN/Windows Live Messenger/Email: k4karnage@hotmail.com

Thats All, Folks
Thats all i have for now, i will be constantly editing, so keep looking back here for any changes. I want to thank Guesty-Persony-Thingy for helping me with creating this page and Blemo for the inspration of the layout.

Hope to see you all around the bend and in Halo 3!

*hides behind bend with Shotgun*