User:Lordofmonsterisland

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"Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale... if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied. But no matter what life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: 'With great power comes great responsibility.' This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm the Lord of Monster Island."

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Hi, my name is James and I'm from Texas. People call me "Lead Head" and "Devastator" for my stubborness and my cruel efficiency (even taking out my allies if they disobey orders).

My main base of operations is found here, but I have another here.

WARNING: If you see me on IRC, you will not know what to expect. I am irradic and will go insane if JWR appears.

Favorite Things

 * Video Games: Halo: Combat Evolved, Halo 2, Mario Kart DS, Donkey Kong Country, Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker, and Animal Crossing: Wild World
 * TV Shows: Lost, Lilo & Stitch, Lost, Power Rangers Generations, Lost, Little People: Big World, and Lost
 * Books: anything Lord of the Rings, anything Narnia, anything Star Wars, and anything Godzilla
 * Music: Steven Curtis Chapman, Newsboys, John Williams, and Howard Shore
 * Movies: Godzilla, Lord of the Rings, Godzilla, Chronicles of Narnia, Godzilla, Star Wars, Godzilla, Jurassic Park, Godzilla, Shrek, Godzilla, Night at the Museum, and Godzilla

Side Notes
I like to look at the Godzilla Neo series by Matt Frank (known as Curlyhairedkaiju or, better known as, GodzillaSamurai on Deviantart) and I'm also trying to work on a script for a super-sized Godzilla: Final Wars with every Toho monster ever done (or at least a reference to them at some point).

Polls
Who kicks more butt? The Master Chief The Arbiter Rtas Vadum Sergeant Johnson Chuck Norris Mr. T

Guestbook
Sign below if you visit me.

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Names I've used on IRC
'Please do not ask where any of these came from. That information needs to remain confidential'


 * Lordofmonsterisl
 * LOMI
 * Anti-JWR
 * GodzillaChief
 * Invisible
 * Transformer
 * Optimus
 * Megatron
 * MasterChief
 * JWR|Clone
 * DarkLord
 * One

Userboxes
This is my friend userbox. Put yours in my Friends section and your name to my guestbook before you use my friend userbox, please. Here it is:

Favorite Quotes
"Monsters are tragic beings, they were born too tall, too strong, too heavy, they are not evil by choice, that is their tragedy"

- Ishiro Honda

"Die? Didn't you know?...Spartans never die"

- Kurt-051

"Never make a girl a promise, if you know you can't keep it"

- Cortana

"Not everyone is meant to make a difference. But for me, the choice to lead an ordinary life is no longer an option"

- Spiderman

"Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale... if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied"

- Peter Parker

"The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the Goblin and took the spider out"

- Green Goblin

"Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: "With great power comes great responsibility." This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Spiderman"

- Peter Parker

"No matter what you do for them, eventually, they will hate you"

- Green Goblin

"Go web. Fly. Up, up, and away web! Shazam! Go! Go! Go web go! Tally ho!"

- Peter Parker, trying to shoot his webs

"Blond is not so much a hair color as it is a state of mind"

- a friend of mine

"Never give up!"

- me (my friends gave up anyways though)

"When life gives you lemons, go buy Coca-Cola"

- me

"Everyone has the right to be an idiot; Most choose to abuse that right"

- me

"If that happens, we in trouble"

- me

"You can fool some of the people all the time, and all of the people some of time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time"

- Abraham Lincoln

"If World War III is fought with nuclear weapons, then World War IV will be fought with sticks and rocks"

- Albert Einstein

"I don't care who you are that's funny right there"

- Larry the Cable Guy

"A friend in need is a friend indeed"

- Latin Proverb

"A friend is a gift you give yourself"

- Robert Louis Stevenson

"Only your real friends tell you when your face is dirty"

- Sicilian Proverb

"When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it"

- Edgar Watson Howe

"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost"

- Charles Caleb Colton

"If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I should have the guts to betray my country"

- E. M. Forster

"It is not so much our friends' help that helps us as the confident knowledge that they will help us"

- Epicurus

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."

- Mark Twain

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first stepDr. Martin Luther King Jr. Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can gT. S. Elliot All that we are is the result of what we have thoughBuddha
 * "Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
 * "If you don't go after what you want, you'll never have it. If you don't ask, the answer is always no. If you don't step forward, you're always in the same place." -- Nora Roberts
 * "Begin with the end in mind." -- Stephen Covey
 * "Love is never lost. If not reciprocated, it will flow back and soften and purify the heart." -- Washington Irving
 * "Better never to have met you in my dream than to wake and reach for hands that are not there." -- Otomo No Yakamochi
 * "Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop." -- Anonymous
 * "There is love of course. And then there's life, its enemy." -- Jean Anouilh
 * "'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all." -- Alfred Lord Tennyson
 * "Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation." -- Kahlil Gibran
 * "The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost." -- G. K. Chesterton
 * "Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired." -- Mark Twain
 * "If you judge people, you have no time to love them." -- Mother Teresa
 * "Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies." -- Aristotle
 * "The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart. -- Helen Keller
 * "I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you." -- Roy Croft
 * "A kiss is a lovely trick, designed by nature, to stop words when speech becomes superfluous." -- Ingrid Bergmen
 * "He who wants to do good knocks at the gate: he who loves finds the door open." -- Rabrindranath Tagore
 * "Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there? -- Richard Bach
 * "Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up." -- James Baldwin
 * "Other men have seen angels, But I have seen thee, And thou art enough." -- G. Moore
 * "Came but for friendship, and took away love." -- Thomas Moore
 * "Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life." -- Leo Buscaglia
 * "If I am pressed to say why I loved him, I feel it can only be explained by replying: "Because it was he; because it was me." -- Montaigne
 * "I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it." -- Kyle Schmidt
 * "Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell." -- Joan Crawford
 * "I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love." -- Henry Ward Beecher
 * "I seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times, in life after life, in age after age forever." -- Rabindranath Tagore
 * "Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation." -- Kahlil Gibran
 * "Hearts are not had as a gift, But hearts are earned..." -- William Butler Yeats
 * "The saddest thing in the world, is loving someone who used to love you." -- Anonymous
 * "There is a time for departure even when there's no certain place to go." -- Tennessee Williams
 * "How could an Angel break my heart? Why didnt he catch my falling star? I wish I didnt wish so hard. Maybe I wished our love apart." -- Toni Braxton
 * "Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love." -- Charlie Brown
 * "You wondered how you'd make it through. I wondered what was wrong with you. Because how could you give your love to someone else, yet share your dreams with me? Sometimes the only thing you're looking for, is the one thing you can't see." -- Vanessa Williams
 * "Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is letting go." -- Herman Hesse
 * "Have you ever observed that we pay much more attention to a wise passage when it is quoted than when we read it in the original author?" -- Philip G. Hamerton
 * "Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted." -- Groucho Marx
 * "The wisdom of the wise, and the experience of ages, may be preserved by quotations." -- Isaac Disraeli
 * "After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations." -- Henry Louis Mencken, on Shakespeare
 * "It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations." -- Sir Winston Churchill
 * "I often quote myself, it adds spice to my conversation." -- George Bernard Shaw
 * "The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit." -- W. Somerset Maugham
 * "Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted." -- Hesketh Pearson
 * "Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted." -- Fred Allen
 * "In war there is no prize for the runner-up." -- General Omar Bradley
 * "When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite." -- Winston Churchill
 * "They wrote in the old days that it is sweet and fitting to die for one's country. But in modern war, there is nothing sweet nor fitting in your dying. You will die like a dog for no good reason." -- Ernest Hemmingway
 * "If you love something, set it free; if it comes backs it's yours, if it doesn't, it never was." -- Richard Bach
 * "Do you love me because I am beautiful, or am I beautiful because you love me?" -- Cinderella
 * "The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother." -- Theodore M. Hesburgh
 * "Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important." -- Lisa Hoffman
 * "Love: Two minds without a single thought." -- Philip Barry
 * "Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love." -- Albert Einstein
 * "For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, 'It might have been.'" -- John Greenleaf Whittier
 * "They that sow in tears shall reap in joy." -- Somewhere in the Book of Psalms in the Bible
 * "Solitary trees, if they grow at all, grow strong." -- Winston Churchill
 * "Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears." -- Marcus Aurelius
 * "Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change." -- Malcolm X, Malcolm X Speaks
 * "He is a hard man who is only just, and a sad one who is only wise." -- Voltaire
 * "My feeling is that there is nothing in life but refraining from hurting others, and comforting those who are sad." -- Olive Schreiner
 * "Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable." -- Wizard of Oz
 * "The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it." -- W. M. Lewis
 * "To be, or not to be: that is the question." -- Hamlet, III:1
 * "Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none." -- All's Well That Ends Well, I:2
 * "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." -- Twelfth Night, II:5
 * "Love sought is good, but given unsought is better." -- Twelfth Night, III:1
 * "It's not enough to speak, but to speak true." -- Midsummer Night's Dream, V:1
 * "I like a man who grins when he fights." -- Winston Churchill
 * "A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject." -- Winston Churchill
 * "It is no use saying, 'We are doing our best.' You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary." -- Winston Churchill
 * "The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes." -- Winston Churchill
 * "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." -- Mark Twain
 * "There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice." -- Mark Twain
 * "The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money." -- Mark Twain
 * "Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society." -- Mark Twain
 * "Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed." -- Mark Twain
 * "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." -- Mark Twain

"The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them"

- Mark Twain

"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been"

- Mark Twain

"The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong"

- Gandhi

"There is more to life than simply increasing its speed"

- Gandhi

"We must be the change we wish to see"

- Gandhi

"If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway"

- Murphy's Law

"Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse"

- Murphy's Law

"Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value"

- Murphy's Law

"The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet"

- Murphy's Law

"The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at"

- Murphy's Law

"Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand"

- Murphy's Law

"Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure"

- Murphy's Law

"You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!"

- Obi-Wan Kenobi

"So what I told you was true from a certain point of view"

- Obi-Wan Kenobi

"Only heroes die. Villains and cowards are left to suffer"

- Adalric Cessius Brandl

"Do or do not, there is no try"

- Yoda

"The Force is my ally, and a powerful ally it is"

- Yoda

Lordofmonsterisland's oddly INSANE truthful views

 * 117649AnnihilativeRepentance -- The 'bot with the unpronouncable name. Personally, I try to avoid all Monitors, though this one seems nice enough. But I don't trust the other Monitors he knows. Go look on Halo Fanon for a record of his Monitor friends, but I don't guarantee you'll come back. Also, his strange greeting AI, Gary, scares me. I don't like the way he calls me a shisno.
 * Ajax 013 -- A most unlucky Spartan, the thirteenth clone of Ajax-013. He is also known as the "Iron Fist of Canon" on Halo Fanon.
 * Ares.117 -- This is when the Master Chief, Spartan-117, achieves such a level of awesomeness and kick-butt attitude, he becomes the God of War, renaming himself Ares-117.
 * Blemo -- The ultimate military commander, trained by ED himself. He butted heads with ED all the time over military prowess, until he and the original Sgt Johnson (also one of ED's disciples) rose against him and killed him. Now Blemo is haunted by ED's ghost. Now he stay sharp, honing his skills via FPS games, and now he has precision skills better than anyone else in the world. He also makes sure he has enough intel by making sure he knows everyone. Most think he's clinically insane, which is probably true.
 * Caboose -- A girl Spartan in pink armor, dual-wielding Maulers. Patrols Halopedia trying to keep people from acting stupid but ends up doing it herself instead. Comes out really funny. She goes around killing all of the hippies and English teachers she can find (so if your an English teacher or hippie, run for your life. Now)
 * Chief Frank 001 -- A Canadian Spartan (a lot of Spartans around here, ain't there?) that either thinks he's number 1, or thinks he's the first Spartan. If it's the latter, him and James 001 are going to have a war.
 * ChurchReborn -- the Church was Reborn, but apparently it's dead now.
 * Darth Tader -- A guy that's a little mentally challenged, as his only friend is a Mr. Potato-Head. Also, he thinks' he controls an unstoppable army of force-wielding potatoes.
 * Demakhis -- Strange fellow that I can't quite figure out. I believe he is a pyromaniac though, as everything on Halo Fanon that's his seems to have something to do with fire/explosives.
 * Digipatd -- A Russian Spartan-genius that use strange codes so that no one knows what he's saying, as well as a special psychic technique called "modding" that makes super weapons appear out of nowhere.
 * Donut THX 1138 -- An Imperial Admiral-Councilor-guy-thingy forged in the heat of battle. He will destroy all and fears none but the great RR (and hardly him). Councilor 'Notodee is his loyal servant. He loves to eats donuts as he watches and reads Star Wars
 * Dragonclaws -- A terrifying dragon-human hybrid thingy. Go here to get an idea what I'm talking about. Not exactly sure what he is, but it's EVIL!! He likes to plot to take over the world.... a LOT!!
 * ED -- A very strict military general. He trained both the original Sergeant Avery Johnson himself and Blemo, before the Sarge and Blemo teamed up and killed him. Now we only see his ghost, which haunts Blemo.
 * EliteSpartan -- Either a very good Spartan, an Elite that either thinks he's a Spartan or is a Spartan, or an Elite-Spartan hybrid. Anybody know which one he is?
 * Esemono -- A very secretive and solitary Elite in a corner with active camo that never turns off. All he wants is for you to leave him alone.
 * Evil O'Malley -- An extremely evil Spartan reject that likes dirty tricks and (like a whole bunch of people around here) is trying to destroy the world. Apparently he has read up on his Lord of the Rings history. I believe he has an alternate ego by the same name on Halo Fanon, who has helped the site much. Of course, he could just be playing me for a fool.
 * Forgottenlord -- I guess I forgot about him. Now what was I going to say about him? Hmm.................
 * Grievous797 -- The 797th of General Grievious' personal clone bodyguards. What he does grieves everyone, and caused 797 deaths via headaches.
 * Guesty-Persony-Thingy -- A great commander and a slightly humorous guy that needs to work on people skills (though I can't blame him)
 * HaloDude -- This dude, that plays Halo......
 * HaloFan -- HaloDude's cousin. He's a fan of Halo......
 * James-001 -- A young lad that goes around doing whatever he can to achieve ULTIMATE POW-AH!!! He is constantly fighting RR for that position
 * JWR -- A constantly mutating pirate/monkey/monster/Gravemind thingy
 * Justanothergrunt -- He wants you to believe he's simply just another Grunt, but he's not. He's really an evil mastermind (disguised as a glowing blue orb of death), that transports characters from
 * Kebath 'Holoree -- Poor Kebath. Everyone ganged up and killed his forces on Halo Fanon. But, I must say, it was fun. And I love his Desert Hog.
 * Lordofmonsterisland -- Master Chief that PWN's all with his unbelievably good looks.
 * MasterGreen999 -- A reclusive writer that observes everything for years, and then writes an enormous story that blows up your mind!
 * Matt-256 -- He is the 256th clone of Matt (whoever that is)
 * Mongoose117 -- A small rodent that turned into the Master Chief. Either that, or the 117th Mongoose rider. Either way, there's something about Mongooses and this user. Maybe he hates them.
 * Ptowery -- A really, really strange guy. I think he may be insane. He likes to use pictures and videos on his userpage, as well as strange symbols in another language that you can't figure out. After staring at these symbols for hours, your eyes will burn out.
 * RelentlessRecusant -- An asian super-genius that will rule the world via computers. All he really wants is POWAAAAAH!!!! UN--LIMIT--ED POOOOOWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Riley the Great -- A guy copying Ryan
 * Ryan the Great -- This dude, named Ryan, that calls himself great
 * Sgt.Johnson -- He is a clone of the true Sergeant Johnson. He thinks he's the real one though, and he'll die saying he is. Sadly, according to a prophecy from Blemo, he'll die changing a lightbulb. As such, Sgt. Johnson lives in the dark, vowing to never change a lightbulb for the rest of his life. Poor guy.
 * SPARTAN-077 -- A guy that uses two or three sigs to confuse everyone. This may be the reason almost no one has included him into their descriptions.
 * Spartan 501 -- Spartan 501 was once a mighty space pilot. But he has been brain-washed into a mindless, zombie, flaming-headed ninja servant of Bungie. Be careful, or he'll come and eat your soul!!
 * Spartan Adinan -- A Protugese Spartan that goes around and hugs people after they answer his questions. Careful, he may stick you with a blue spider as he hugs you.
 * Spartan G-23 -- A Canadian Spartan III, 23rd of Gamma company.
 * Thegoodone -- Is really TheEvilOne in disguise. Either he plans to control all Earthlings via Youtube or kill us all the same way. Not sure which.
 * WRAITH -- Not sure what Wraith is. I think he's somewhere in between being a human a ghost. Guess that makes him a host, or a gooman. Oh well, I guess I won't worry about that. But he does have this giant bird-thingy that longs for human flesh. Of course, that thing never gets near me due to my monsters. But, back on topic, I think he must be a nightmare beast. Good thing I haven't seen him, or I might not still be here.

'''NOTE: this is under construction. Leave me a message if you want you warrant of arrest username up here.

Comments on the Lord's insanity views
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Hawkeye out! --SPARTAN-077(I AM your father...) 13:19, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

Interesting In universe view.... --I AM your father!(Report) 00:22, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

About who? You? -- Lordofmonsterisland  "Roar to me"  23:53, 26 July 2007 (UTC)

The one about you ;)

--I AM your father!(Report) 04:07, 27 July 2007 (UTC)
 * "Good side to Tartarus" I'm THAT fat? ;-) Cheers, RelentlessRecusant  'o the Halopedia Team http://images.wikia.com/rainbowsix/images/7/73/GDI2.jpg <font color="#A9A9A9">TALK • <font color="A9A9A9">MESSAGE 01:30, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

I am your father...don't make me destroy you

--Captain 077, ready for duty(Frequencies are clear, go ahead sir) 04:23, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

I haven't seem Adinan hug anyone! =D -- Heeeeeres Johny!(Whats that you say?)( My...Accomplishments) 05:18, 19 August 2007 (UTC)

He does it all the time on the other forum. -- Lordofmonsterisland "Roar to me"  17:10, 30 August 2007 (UTC)

You realize LOMI that Esau is only the size of a large robin, plus he is also the most spoiled Falcon ever, he won't even eat the pinkys I buy for him! Little brat he is! WRAITH 15:11, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
 * Of course I realized that. I was merely taking artistic liberty to turn him into your mighty war bird. --



While it's true I do often plot to take over the world, I don't see how I'm going to get that vampire cult to build an underwater empire in the Pacific from which to launch attacks... --<font color="#4D56B1">Dragon<font color="#F28500">c laws (<font color="#4D56B1">talk ) 18:15, 7 December 2007 (UTC)