Unggoy/Quotes

Halo: Combat Evolved
1. "Look at what I found!" - When a Grunt gets stuck and runs towards teammates.

2. "Not again!" - When stuck by Plasma Grenade or Flood Infection Form.

3. "GRENAAADE!" - When they see a Grenade.

4. "NOOOOOOOOO-WAAAAAAA!" - When Plasma Grenade is stuck onto Grunt.

5. "SHIIIITT!!!!" - When stuck by Grenade.

6. "Heads up!" - When throwing a Grenade.

7. "NOOOOOOOOOO! We're gonna die!" - When Plasma Grenade is stuck onto Grunt. 8. "Ha! He! He! Ha!!!"

9. "Good thing that food-nipple's waiting for me at the starship 'cause man, have I worked up a big grunty thirst!" - Thirsty Grunt.

10. "Stop shooting me!"

11. "They're all around me."

12. "Human!"

13. "Leader dead! Run away!" - When an Elite leader is killed.

14. "He's everywhere!"

15. "Casualty!" - If a Grunt gets killed in front of another.

16. "Enemyyy!!!!"

17. "GET IT OFF!!!" - When stuck by a Plasma Grenade or Flood Infection Form.

18. "Me your friend? Huh?" - When about to be killed by Master Chief.

19. "Can I have his helmet?" - When the Master Chief is dead.

20. "It bleeds!!!" - When Master Chief is wounded.

21. "It...DIES?!" - When Master Chief is dead.

22. "It'll take more than that, tin-man." - Taunt.

23. "Very quiet now..."

24. "ME!; ME! ME! ME! THAT WAS ME!"

25. "You DEAD!"

26. "Oh yeah! We bad. We bad."

27. "Yeah. Nice job guys, cold fusion on me! Hah."

28. "Haaack-poot" - Spitting on Master Chief's corpse.

29. "Please, I have wife and kid." - Begging mercy.

30. "I'll bite yer kneecaps off!"

31. "Victory!!!"

32. "Help. Need Help. Assistance!"

33. "Not so tough, are ya?"

34. "Where did it go?"

35. "We kill!"

36. "We hurt!"

37. "Shoot you!!"

37. "DEAD DEVIL!!!"

38. "What the? GRENADE!"

39. "Ho ho hoo. Spppppppp!" - Rasberrying the Master Chief.

40. "You did it." - Complementing another on Master Chief's death.

41. "Toss at once!" - When throwing a Grenade.

42. "We're gonna go down in history!"

43. "TOO CLOSE! Too close!"

44. "CAN-NOT-RUN-WITH-THING-ON-BACK! Uh huh huh hu."

45. "Save yourself!"

46. "Oh, you no leave me!"

47. "We'll all get medals for this!"

48. "Whose the man?!"

49. "No. No more!!!"

50. "Me KILL IT!!"

51. "In da face!"

52. "Oh. I get his gun!!!!"

53. "Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!"

54. "Here I go..."

55. "We win! WE WIN!!"

56. "Good." - When Master Chief's shields are down.

57. "Glory!!!"

58. "Get up so I can do that again!!!"

59. "Everybody duck!" - Throwing a Grenade

60. "Alright!"

61. "Flee!"

62. "Die devil!"

63. "Cover me."

64. "Do that again! Oh, I dare ya."

65. "Catch Wilty!"

66. "Back off!"

67. "Here I found it! Help! Need Help!"

68. "Down in front!!" - When throwing a Grenade.

69. "Little people first!" - When running away.

70. "He's gone!" - When an Elite is killed.

71. "They got Elite! Run!" - "When Elite is killed.

72. "Leader dead! Run away!"

73. "We are the Champions!! We are the Champions!" - Sung to the tune of the song, when Master Chiefis killed.

74. "You think you soooo great!" - When Master Chief shields are down.

75. Die mother f****r! - On Legendary.

76. "OW OW OW OW OW OW OW" - When wounded with several shots.

77. "S**t" - Activates Plasma Grenade, then drops it on his own foot.

78. "You're hist-" - Just before being shot.

79. "Why MEEEEE?!" - As it sees the Chief coming.

80. "Not MEE!" - As it runs away.

81. "You S.O.B.!" - When hit with a round that almost kills him.

82."WOW!" - As he dies.

83. "He's gonna kill us all!" - As the Chief starts firing into a pack of Grunts.

84. "I hate you!" - As he sees the Chief.

85. "There ya are!" - As it sees the Chief.

86. "Sorry!" - If the Grunt shot another ally.

87. "WHAT?!!" - When he discovers the Chief behind him.

88. "YIPE!" - When shot in the behind.

89. "He's on Elite!" - When Master Chief is attacking their leading Elite.

90. "Alright!" - Leaps up onto a Plasma Cannon.

91. "Get out of my face!"

92. "Grenade bad!"

93. "It wasn't ME!" - When a Grunt shoots one of his allies by accident.

94. "DIE!" - About Master Chief.

95. "Flee!" - Very high and plaintive.

96. "Don't shoot! DON'T SHOOT!!" - Might work if the Grunt wasn't himself shooting at the Master Chief.

97. "Nooohoho!!!" - When a Grunt is stuck with a Plasma Grenade or Flood Infection Form.

98. "BURN!!" - When Grunt opens fire when Master Chief caught unaware, doesn't happen very often.

99. "Stoopid!" - Said when Grunt sees Master Chief for first time.

100. "You'll pay for that, man!" - When high ranking Elite or Hunter is killed.

101. "Stop it! Stop It!" - When panicking and being harassed by small arms fire.

102. "Hurt you!" - When attacking an enemy of any kind.

103. "Aaah! Mad Alien Cyborg!"

104. "Get it off! God it hurts! Nooooohohooo!" - When Flood Infection Form is on it.

105. "No, please, no!" - Heard when fighting with the Flood.

106. "It's.. it's that Cyborg!" - When the Chief appears.

107. "Get it off me! Get it off!"

108. "They got the Elite! RUNNNN!"

Halo 2
1. "Ha! He! He! Ha!!!"

2. "Please, no hurt! Me like Elites. Brutes stinky bad bad. Me stay here, make sure no Brutes come behind mighty Arbiter. Heh, heh... Eh?"- Cowardly Grunt in the level Uprising.

3."Me have bad feeling about this. - You always have bad feeling! You had bad feeling about morning food nipple!" - Two SpecOps Grunts in the level The Oracle.

4. "That right. Cower, coward!"

5. "Wish me could sleep with eyes open."

6. "KILLLL!"

7. "We make fire... sing songs?."

8. "Arbiter go first, ha ha."

9. "You no hide from me!"

10. "Arbiter our savior! Stupid Jackal, say thank you!" - Grunt Major on Sacred Icon

11. "How come there never be Arbiter Grunt?"

12. "Me take off mask, smell better! But nooo, always have to fight on oxygen planet! How come enemies don't breathe methane?"

13. "You hunt, me kill!"

14. "Come out so I can kill you!" - When he is only Grunt alive.

15."Aahh! Demon!"

16. "SHHH! Be very quiet. Me hunting Heretics..." - Sometimes heard on the level The Arbiter

17. "There, there."

18. "What want me do?"

19. "Huhh?"

20. You want toady? Me be good toady! Me have lots of practice! - When the Grunt is stared at for sometime.

21. "SHEILA!" - Very rare even with IWHBYD. When you surprise a Grunt and your're in a Scorpion tank. Red vs Blue reference.

22. "They got leader! Run!"

23. "That's just greedy!"

24. "The Demon is here!"

25. "Me no see him."

26. Elite: "Grunt! Go peek."

Grunt: "Nuh-uh, you do."

27. "Enemy moving! Stay alert!"

28. "Leader dead!"

29. "Spoiler!"

30. "Leader dead! Run away!"

31. "He dead? Me run!"

32. "You big, big and dumb!"

33. "Hellooo-ooo?"

34. "Ow-howow!"

35. "Stay hidden!"

36. "Eh? It dies?"

37. "Me suck lot less if had good gun, you know." - If you give him a less powerful weapon.

38. "Haha! Run, enemy! RUN!"

39. "Blade!!" - When seeing an enemy with Energy Sword.

40. "Oh! Me could have stayed home!"

41. "Oh, it figures. Me waste ammo, you come long, take kill!"

42. "Me live to serve." - When staring at him.

43. "That not right!"

44. "What you doing, Arbiter?" - When staring at him.

45. "Tell Mom I love her!"

46. "They got Elite! RUN!!"

47. "They got Elite!"

48. "Why you hurt me?? I like human... eh?"

49. "Me not worthy." - When given a good weapon.

50. "You there?"

51. "Ah! Hurt!"

52. "Monkey!"

53. "Baboon!"

54. "Veiry bad thing!!!" - When Grenade lands nearby.

55. "We stand still much longer, we be on date!"

56. "If hungry, eat Jackal." - Could be heard on level Sacred Icon.

57. "Demon's helmet make GREAT backpack!"

58. "Not again!" - When stucked by Plasma Grenade.

59. "What's wrong? You scared, Demon?" - Taunting the Master Chief.

60. "What's the catch?" - When given a good weapon.

61. "Wake up! Bad guys!"

62. "Loser."

63. "I'm outta here."

64. "Get it off of me!" - When stucked by Plasma Grenade.

65. "It looks like enemy."

66. Is there a.. problem, sir? - When you're the Arbiter and you stare at a Grunt.

67. "Arbiter, tell me a story."

68. "Take off suit, get on knees! Then see who tough!"

69. "Can I have helmet?" - When the Master Chief is killed by Elites and Grunts together.

70. "Demon feel stupid when I kill it!" - When [Master Chief]] shields are down.

71. "You already have one weapon!" - When swapping guns.

72. "Me still see you!" - When a Grunt spots you while playing as the Master Chief.

73. "Big scary thing run away! Please *snort* don't make me go back!" - Scared Grunt in the level -Sacred Icon.

74. "It die like all rest."

75. "It wasting ammo, but me no care. Ha ha!" - When killed.

76. "I'm little..But very, very angry!" - Playing as the Arbiter and staring at a Grunt.

77. "DIE!"

78. "Too close! Too close!"

79. "We are the champions!"

80. "Can't find him."

81. "Shoot you!"

82. "I smell him."

83. "Elite!!!"

84. "Idiot."

85. "That was Fred!"

86. "What are you doing?!"

87. "What were you thinking?!"

88. "Mighty one?"

89. "We make good team."

90. "Don't shoot me, Arbiter."

91. "Are you angry, Arbiter?"

92. "But Arbiter friend."

93. "Together we kill them all!"

94. "Baby, don't fail me now!" - When it's the last Grunt alive and Master Chief shields are down, holds grenade or other powerful weapon. Only higher ranked Grunts seem to say this.

95. "Yeesssssssss, master. Give me precious, my precious!". - When you give a Grunt a heavy weapon.

96. "I will love you, and pet you, and call you George."

97. "Bad thing!" - When seeing enemy vehicles.

98. "Me want nap, you shoot." - When sleeping.

99. "Every Grunt for self!" - When asleep.

100. "Me so cute, you give me gun!" - When afraid.

101. "Got issue with me preformance.. Prefer we have rational adult conversation!" - Hitting a Grunt while playing as the Arbiter.

102. "AAAAH! More bad.. things! Arbiter! Protect! Protect!" - When afraid of Sentinels, level Sacred Icon.

103. "We happy to be Gwunties." - When seeing the Arbiter.

104. "Me do something bad?"

105. "No one see me now." - When engaging Active Camo.

106. "I'm invisible!" - When engaging Active Camo.

107. "Where enemy?"

108. "Maybe me be sidekick, you know like Robin." - When the Arbiter is staring at him.

109. "No one can stop me!" - Said when given a Fuel Rod Cannon.

110. "Tricky, tricky!" - Engaging Active Camo.

111. "My thanks to the Arbiter." or "For me!?" - When given heavy weapon.

112. "Make fire, sing songs. Call it camp!" - When standing still on the Arbiter.

113. "Me do nothing wrong!" - When you injure a Grunt as the Arbiter.

114. "Come here, Arbiter!" - Heretic Grunt taunting.

115. " I always hated you Elites!" - Heretic Grunt teasing. SpecOps Grunts could say that to Heretic Elites on the same level.

116. "You Heretics vewy stinky!" - SpecOps Grunt teasing Heretics.

117. Elite: "Argh, the Demon!" Grunt: "He's green?" 118. "Chimp!" - Taunt when a Marine is hiding or out of line of sight.

119. Grunt 1: "Me so cute, you give me gun!" Grunt 2: "Me cuter!"

120. "AAAAAH! Bad, bad Demon!"

121. "You give 'cause me cute?" - When given Rocket Launcher on the level Uprising.

122. "Hey, where my gun go? Oh, right. Ha ha ha ha ha! Eeh?" - Engaging Active Camo.

123. "Hard to tell but me not female." - When staring at him as the Arbiter.

124. "If OK with you, me need go take pee."

125. "Shhhh! Me hunting Hewatics". - Active Camo engaged.

126. "Not even Grunt want to join your kind! - SpecOps Grunt taunting Heretics.

127. "Me got dibbs on Demon's boots."

128. "Came the wrong way..." - Upon seeing Plasma Grenades planted near them.

129. "God!!" - Upon seeing and understanding the amount of chaos that took place..

130. Bastard.

131. "Sissy!"

132. "All is lost!!!"

133. "He slip out right under nose...that's impossible, me have great nose. My family has been bred for noses! And mine best!" - When you hide from a Grunt as the Master Chief, with the IWHBYD Skull active.

134. "But I only shot it once... Wait.. I shot it many many times, and killed many many enemies!" - IWHBYD probably needed.

136. "Something in the way he moves! That's right! Just like no other Arbiter!! Something in the way he moves me!" - Makes some ticking noises, staring at a Grunt after a battle as the Arbiter with IWHBYD Skull on.

137. "Look out!" - If being attacked or spots a Grenade.

138. "What?" - If stared at by Arbiter.

139. "Arbiter!? What are you doing!?" - If another Grunt is betrayed by [[Arbiter.

140. "Me hear that!" - Heretic Grunt, in response to #126.

141. "Present from Arbiter? Ooooo." - Give a Grunt Needler or Plasma Rifle).

142. "Heretic Boss! You see? You see?" - Watching running Sesa 'Refumee, shortly before Arbiter went to cut the cables holding up the Gas Mine, level The Oracle.

143. "See! Heretic! - Watching hologram of Sesa 'Refumee.

144. "Scared, Arbiter?" - Heretic Grunt.

145. "Me with you, Arbiter! - In the level Uprising.

146. "Stinking hairball!" - Taunting a Brute in the level Uprising

Halo 3 Quotes
1. "Feet don't fail me now!" (When last one left alive)

2. "KIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!" When in combat

3. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" When blasted in the air by a grenade

4. "Take away it's girl, and it turns into a bitch!"

5. "Here, I'll help" When throwing a grenade

6. "Hooray!" When the Master Chief is dead

7. "Someone help, I'm fighting Demon!" (When a Grunt has trouble fighting MC)

8. "Run away!" same as above.

9. "Die!" same as 7.

10. "Owowowowowow!" when shot.

11. "Stupid bully!" same as 7.

12. "Uh-oh, grenade!"

13. "Move up!"

14. "I'll help."

15. "He killed my brother!"

16. "Flare! Move!"

17. "You sick bastard!"

18. "It's safe to come out, this is *Pause* Sergeant Humanoid. Uhh....Yeah" - When Hiding

19. "You killed my best friend!"

20. "Disaster" (this may be said when a lot of grunts or brutes are getting killed.)

21. "You killed my friends!" (when you kill lots of grunts)

22. "He was my nipple mate!"

23. When Arbiter is killed "Arbiter, you've just been spanked!"

24. When you kill all Grunts in area save one: "They....killed them...Those monsters!"

25. "It's a Nightmarree!" (If you kill a lot of enemies)

26. "Run for our lives, we're leaderless!" (if you kill their leader)

27. "Bad Guy!"

28. "You're going down, big guy"

29. "Oh no, he's here." (when one sees you)

30. "Oh no"

31. "What are you doing?!" (If Brute sticks Grunt with grenade and then throws Grunt at player.)

32: "He killed Yayap!" (If another Grunt is killed by you)

33: "What will I do without him?"(When one grunt finds a dead Grunt but is not attacking the player)

34: "I wish I was back at the nipple! (when running away from the Master Chief)

35: "Its the demon! He's going to tear off my arms and use them as Maracas!"

36: "You giant bullying MONSTER!!!!!!!!"

37: "I bet I can stick it!" (Said by a Suicidal Grunt when he charges at a player with dual armed Plasma Grenades.)

38: "Enjoy my bright. Blue. Balls!" (Said by Grunt when kamikazieng,)

39: "My light, guides the journey!" (Said by Grunt when kamikazieng)

39: "Faith and devotion!" (Said by Grunt when kamikazieng)

40: "Witness my belief!" (Said by Grunt when kamikazieng)

41: "Follow the light brothers!" (Said by Grunt when kamikazieng)

42: "Help me! Stick you!" (Said by Grunt when kamikazieng)

43.I get his boots.(when you die)

44. Suck it Heretic!

45."Let me live!" (When running away)

46. "Can I have his helmet? brute master make ultra" [random]

47. "I'm gonna eat your liver on a cracker"

48. "Now he's invisible!" (when he cannnot see where you are attacking from)

49. "this is doom of biblical paportions!" when you kill a lot of enemies.

50 "Oh Jesus!" when a grunt sees you.

51. "Its time for the Grunty Punishment!"

52. "He was my Friend...."

53. “The Germans are coming! I mean, the Arbiter’s coming!”

54. "Ding Dong! The demon's dead!" When you get killed

55. "I was wrong to shoot you, I see that now"

56. "Man, every time we play a hide and seek game where your suppose to hide, theres no point in you hiding, because I like always know where exactly you are. Its like go hide, and I already know where your gonna go"! (thats as accurate as I can remeber).

57. "No my sweet sweet prince like George, dont die *cries* "

58. More than one grunt camping in a Bubble Shield: "Hey, maybe we should stick our heads out!"

59. He Killed Jub Jub!

60.''In The Brochure It Said This Would Be Fun!'

61. Oh This Sucks Im Going North!

62. How can something so big hide for so long? when hiding.

63. ''No! You killed George! We went to college together; he was on my team!'' after killing another Grunt

64. "Merry Christmas..." when sleeping

65. "You killed Flip-Yap! Or Yap-Flip was he? It was Yap-Flip--no, Flip-Yap was his brother! DON'T TELL ME I DON'T KNOW FLIP-YAP!! FLIP-YAP AND I WENT TO NIPPLE ACADEMY TOGETHER, and now he's dead!" (After killing another Grunt)

66. "Hey demon! The jerk store called and they're all out of you. Poor you, stolen at the age of six and conscripted into the military, unnhh! Okay look, you let me live, I got the Fist of Rukt, I'll be the bottom. I'll polish your boots, I'll polish your helmet. Its the gas, haha! When I'm on the gas, I don't know what I'm doing half the time." (Final Grunt)

67. "I knew I should have taken that leadership class."

68. "Green armour - good camouflage. Shiny green armour - not so good!"

69. (when throwing a plasma grenade) "Catch!"

70. (after you die) "Ooh, ooh! I got dibs on his chestplate!"

71. "Demon, you big bully!!"

72. Flare! (throwing plasma grenade)

73. We suck together, we fight together!

74. The demon will kill us all!! (when you killed several grunts)

75. "My grunty claws will pinch!!"

76. 'You killed Poon-Flip, the Flippiest Poon I ever knew.'

77. 'The Demon Alive? That's a bad thing.'

78. 'Stop MOLESTING me!!' *

79. Its the Germans!! Opps, I mean the Arbiter. (When they see the Arbiter at some point)

80. Please....don't kill me....

81. "We killed the Traitor!!" (When the Arbiter is killed by Grunts)

82. "Arbiter, NO!!"(When the Arbiter is about to kill the Grunt)

83. "They killed him too!!"(Usually when the Brute of the Grunt's squad is dead.)

84. When the Grunt is rudely awoken: "What the?"

85. "Oh man, he's OK! Ruunn!!"(Upon discovering that MC or any of the other characters are "Ok")

86. What a world! (IWHBYD skull needed)

87. "Oh my god!!! Look at his gloves! He's going to strangle us all!!" (Rare, IWHBYD needed)

88. "I didn't sign up for THIS!!"

89. "Hey, demon! The jerkstore just called, and they're all out of you" (If Master Chief is harassing a pack of grunts)

90. "We're leaderless, RUN AWAY!"

91. "Bring it, ugly!!" (IWHBYD needed)

92. "Open up and say 'Aaah..'!"

93. "I found the Arbiter!"(Upon seeing the Arbiter)

94. "I kill you tough guy.."

95. "Commander's dead. Flee, please!"(When the commandering Brute is dead.)

96. (Throwing grenade) "This one's for your momma!"

97. (Throwing grenade) "Plasma Throw!"

98."Eat this you jerk!" When throwing a Plasma Grenade.

99."You Mother..." Rarly heard. When seeing another Grunt killed in battle.

100. "Rukt's fist, Merry Christmas..." (when sleeping)

101. "Rukt.." (when sleeping)

102. "Fist of Rukt" (when sleeping)

103. *strange farting noise* (when sleeping)

104. "Heres some candy!" (when throwing grenade)

105. "Open up and say ah!" (when throwing grenade)

106. "Get that guy!"

107. "Not me!" (Wishing he doesn't get killed upon seeing the Arbiter or MC wreaking havoc on his allies.)

108. "I will miss you, sharer of my gas" (When another grunt is killed)

109. "Look at him! 'Laughs a little'"(When your shields are down yet you still charge at the Grunts)

110. "I didn't order the Demon on the Menu!"(IWHBYD possibly needed)

111. "Die Heretic!"(Upon seeing the Arbiter, and oddly, the Master Chief as well.)

112. "Please don't kill me, I won't tell the prophet!!"

113. "He's Raping Me!" (If a body falls on it, such as being flown from a grenade)

114. "Ahhh! Get it off of me!" (see #113)

115. "This one's for your mother!" (when throwing grenade with IWHBYD on)

116. "The Demon is gonna eat me!!!" (When a grunt is scared and running from the Master Chief)

117. "Meaty Pussbag" (when you are slaughtering grunts)

118. How many times have you seen a Grunt go looking for the enemy and NOT get killed? (best as I remember. IWHBYD skull possibly needed.)

119. "The Demon! RUN AWAAAAY- oh wait, it's the Arbiter."

120. "Arbiter and Demon!"

121. "I'm SORRY about what happened to your planet!" (When about to be killed by Master Chief)

122. "I'll polish your boots. I'll polish your helmet!" (Begging mercy)

123. "How about me be on your side, and you no kill me. Deal?" (That's as close as I can remember)

124. "The Prophets made me do it!" (Begging mercy)

125. "But I'm just following orders!" (Rare, IWHBYD may be needed)

126. "Suck it Demon!" then sometimes follows "Open up and say AH" or other way around also, "Demon Flare!"

127. "Oh my god, he killed them all, RUN!"

128. "What now demon?" after MC dies

129. "My crabby claws will pinch!"

130. "Holy flare to light the Great Journey!"

131. "nipple mate,you jerk!!!"(when fellow grunt is killed.)

132. *(Speaking of Cortana)"If you let me live,I'll find your girlfriend!As sappy as that quest might be,I will find your girlfriend!" when being followed by Master Chief.

133. "It's not fair!" (when seeing fellow grunts die)

134. "The weather sucks I'm going north!" (When MC kills a few Grunts)

135. (When Spec Op grunts see master cheif) "Me Spec Op! Me Take demon down haha!"

136. (Last grunt standing) "Well i guess its one on one... Do you accept forfits?? Please?!?"

137. (Kamikazie Grunt) "AYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!!!!!!!"

138. (To dead Brute.) "He let us to die!!! F***ing monkey"

139. (to dead Jackal) "Such a sucky race, me eat! it will set aside food nip for a while!"

140. (When sees female marine) "Bow chicka Wowow!, to you human."

141. (When the Arbiter dies) "The Arbiter's a penis!"

142. (After killing random grunt) "You've killed my brother for the last time!"

143. "Aaahhh The Demons Gonna Eat Me!"

144. "He Was My Best Friend What Am I Gonna Do Without Him?"


 * Rare sayings. The I Would Have Been Your Daddy skull is helpful to hear these rarer quotes, while a few require the "I Would Have Been Your Daddy". Note: the Rarer quotes may not all be marked as such.