Marcus P. Stacker/Quotes

The following is a list of quotes said by Pete Stacker.

Halo: Combat Evolved Scripted Dialog

 * "Go, go, go! Pile out people, let's move!" - In the beginning of the level The Silent Cartographer.
 * "Hey, I didn't know you made house calls, Foehammer!" - To Carol Rawley after killing all the Covenant forces in the beach, level, The Silent Cartographer.
 * "Second Squad! Ready to roll, soon as everybody's topside!"
 * "Dammit! Okay, people, we got company comin', let's set the table. Engage enemy forces on sight!" - After Foehammer informed the Second Squad about Covenant air forces approaching.
 * "Negative! They're closin' in too fast, negative!" - When Cortana suggested to engage the enemy inside the structure.
 * "Chief! You gotta find the Cartographer! We'll keep 'em busy as long as we can!"

Halo 2 Scripted Dialog

 * "We're operational ma'am. Barely. Our pilots didn't make it. - When Cortana asks about his status.
 * "Chief! Glad you could make it. Crash site's on the other side of this hotel, Chief. Covenant are crawling all over it. Follow me." - When you have reached the area.
 * "Stay outta sight." - In the Hotel Zanzibar corridor.
 * "Could use you on the gun, Chief!" - Driving the Gauss Warthog, Level Metropolis.
 * "I'll drive." - On the first Gondola, level Regret.

Halo 3 Scripted Dialog


Some of these quotes may belong to him or to Sergeant Reynolds.
 * "Get those turrets up! Watch your fields of fire!" - To Marines in the beginning of Crow's Nest.


 * "Quiet. Cut the chatter."


 * "Calm before the storm, Marines. Enjoy it."


 * "Point of entry, best assessment?" - In the cave area, level Crow's Nest.


 * "Agreed. Master Chief, get there." - After a Marine suggested the Hangar.


 * "Agreed. Chief, Arbiter. Get there." - In Co-op.


 * "Drones! A whole swarm! Take 'em down!! Short, controlled bursts!!" - In Ops Center.


 * "You did the best you could, sir. Let's get the survivors up to the hangar. There's an elevator just outside the barracks." - To the Master Chief, in Co-op.


 * "I repeat: My convoy's been hit. I've got wounded...(Static) We're on the Tsavo Highway about...(Static) East of Voi. Someone, anyone, please, respond!" - By COM, level Tsavo Highway.


 * "We were en route to Voi, Chief. Banshees jumped us, started strafing. Pretty much ruined our day." - To the Master Chief.


 * "Marines in Voi really needed my supplies, Chief. But I'm pretty sure they'll be plenty happy to see you." - In a Warthog with the Master Chief, riding into the tunnel blocked by a Shield Barrier.


 * "Take down that barrier, Chief. Power Supply should be inside the tunnel." - If you wait to lower the Energy Barrier.


 * "Chief, the barrier only works against vehicles. You should be able to walk right through."


 * "Take down the Barrier Chief." If you wait to lower the energy barrier at the final barrier.


 * "Ready when you are, Chief. Open the door, take point; we'll cover you with the .50!" - In the beginning of the level The Storm.


 * "Chief, open the door so we can roll on through!"
 * "Gotta get around ‘em, Chief! Look for gaps in their armor!" - If the Chief can't defeat the Mgalekgolo in The Storm


 * "Hey... how's ninety millimeters of tungsten strike ya?" - Taunting the Covenant while leading a group of Scorpion Tanks on The Ark.


 * "All armor, form up on the lower doorway. Chief, get upstairs; have your robot pick that lock!" - On the level the The Ark.


 * "Yeah, well... you're also our ticket through this wall. So if you don't mind...?" - To 343 Guilty Spark.


 * "We'll go along Chief, you take the upper floor. Make sure we have a path through the wall!"


 * "All armor, form up! Hit 'em where it hurts!"


 * "First line clear! Move up!" - When the two Wraith's are destroyed.


 * "Second line clear! Push forward!"


 * "Bravo, flank and cover! I want everybody supportin' the Chief; he'll take it down!
 * "Take out the legs Chief" - If the Chief stalls in the Scarab fight on The Ark.
 * "TAKE OUT THE LEGS! Climb on board!" - If the Chief keeps stalling.
 * "The back plating looks vulnerable, light that sucker up!"- If he stalls further.
 * "Hit it in the KNEES Chief!"- If the Chief cannot defeat the Scarab.


 * "Alright, up the beach! Take down that Wraith! - In the level The Covenant.


 * "Hornets inbound!" - In the level The Covenant.
 * "Present-Arms!"- In the Epilouge.

Halo: Combat Evolved
Random Funny Quotes:
 * "Bet they know all about God now!" said when killing off a group of Covenant.
 * "Well, damn! You monkeys almost looked like soldiers out there!" -whenever his squad clears an area of enemies.


 * "Well, that's one way to save ammo!" - If you run over a lot of Covenant with a Warthog.


 * "It always pays to make sure." - Shooting a dead Covenant body.


 * "Fall back!" - When Marines are getting quickly killed (note that even though he gives the order to fall back, no one falls back, not even him).


 * "He's an idiot, about to become a dead idiot."


 * "Oh!" - When getting hit.
 * "I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence!" - Taunting enemies. This line is shared with Johnson, and referenced in a Halo 3 skull.


 * "You are gonna die!" - After becoming severely injured and extremely angry.


 * "You got insurance on this thing?" - When you drive a Warthog badly.


 * "Rock n' roll, let's get ready people!" - When sighting a far-off enemy.


 * "Break out the butter, because you are about to get fried!" - Engaging enemies on a Warthog gun.
 * "Pedal the metal!" -When he gets in the Warthog.
 * "That's another...Anyone gonna help me here?" -After he kills an enemy by himself, with no aid.
 * "Wow, theres no stopping me now!" -After killing an enemy.
 * "EW! Just like a big zit!" -After an Infection Form explodes.
 * "Get me an angle!"
 * "Want some more?" -After he kills an enemy.
 * "Got to have an angle!"
 * "Damn!" -When seeing a large number of enemies.
 * "Get me a damn angle!"
 * "Where, where?" -Resonding to another marines that says "Over here".
 * "Nice and smooth now!" -When he rides in a Warthog over uneven terrain.
 * "Stay on target" -When shooting an enemy from a Warthog.
 * "There it is!" -Usually another Marine will then say "I got him!".
 * "Line them up, people!" -After killing multiple enemies.
 * "Everybody out, lets go go go!" -After getting out of a Warthog.
 * "Hey!" -If you shoot near him while he is idle.
 * "Go go go go go!" -After getting out of a Warthog.
 * "Aaaa!" -If you shoot near him while he is idle.
 * "What the...?" -If you shoot near him while he is idle.
 * "Wow!" -If you shoot near him while he is idle.
 * "Huh?" -If you shoot near him while he is idle.
 * "HAA?" -If you shoot near him while he is idle.
 * "You cant touch this!" -After killing an enemy.
 * "Game on" -After getting in a Warthog.
 * Alright, lets go!" -After getting in a Warthog.
 * "Its showtime!" -After getting in a Warthog.
 * "Pile out people, lets move!" -After getting out of a Warthog.
 * "Kick some ass!" -After getting out of a Warthog
 * "Floor it!" -After getting in a Warthog.
 * "Go, kick ass!" -After getting out of a Warthog.
 * "Lets roll!" -After getting in a Warthog.
 * "I'm on fire!" -After killing a large number of enemies.
 * "You like that?!" -After killing an enemy.
 * "Here comes more" -After seeing more enemies.
 * "Oh, that will teach them..." -After killing multiple enemies.
 * "Let God sort them out!" -After killing multiple enemies.
 * "Oh, crap!" -After seeing enemies in the distance.
 * "Keep it steady!"
 * "Dance sucker"
 * "Damn I look good"
 * "Get out of the way!" -If the player stands in his way.
 * "I can't get a clear shot!" -If the player stands in his way.
 * "You are in my way boy" -If the player stands in his way.
 * "Move, get your head down" -If the player stands in his way.
 * "AAA, that burns" -After getting shot with a plasma weapon.
 * "Over there!" -When he spots an enemy.
 * Eat it!" -When shooting at an enemy.
 * "Oh, take that!"
 * "Come on" -Waiting to kill another enemy that is hiding.
 * "Boy, that all you got?!"
 * "Need some?!"
 * "Who else"
 * "How about some of this?!"

When you melee him:
 * "Wear your glasses, boy!"


 * "What is wrong with you?"


 * "What is your problem?!"
 * "Point that thing somewhere else!"
 * "Hey, careful!"
 * "What the hell?!"
 * "Hey, its me!"
 * "Check your targets, Marines!"
 * "Hey, try aiming that weapon!"
 * "Hey!"
 * "Real good you jackass!"
 * "Watch it"

When you start team killing:
 * "My men are not the enemy!"


 * "I'd love it if you'd stop killing my men!"


 * "A favor! Don't kill my men!"
 * "Would you mind not killing my men?!"
 * "Are you nuts?"
 * "Oh, he lost it"
 * "Whats wrong with you?"
 * "What the hell..."
 * "Oh, that's enough of that!"
 * "Take down his shields first"
 * "Dance, sucker"
 * "Get EEM, he is CRAZEE!"
 * "Kill that armored freak"
 * "He's gone rampant, take him down!"
 * "We're through with you, boy!"
 * "Get him, men!"
 * "Die traitor!"
 * "Take him out, marines!"
 * "Bust him up good!"
 * "That's enough of that, you are dead meat!"
 * "Oh, that's enough, you are dead!"

"When you get killed for team killing:
 * "Jackass."


 * "Oh, Captain's not gonna like this one..."

When you die:
 * "Cortana?!! Cortana, can you hear me in there?!"


 * "Somebody call Keyes, tell him what happened..."


 * "Alright, start digging a hole, someone start digging a hole."


 * "Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn!"


 * "We are bulled over!"


 * "This sucks with a capital K!"
 * "Oh, now what?"
 * "Oh, thats just great! Now what?"
 * "We are done for!"
 * "Somebody get Cortana out of his head"
 * "I dont believe it...I dont believe it!"
 * "Well, thats it!"
 * "Its over"
 * "Great! Now what?"
 * "This aint bad, this is real BAD!"
 * "Woooh...Damn it"
 * "Oh, that...thats it!"

When throwing grenade:
 * "It is over!"

When Marine/Chief throw grenade:
 * "Grenade! It's live!! It's live!"


 * "Grenade! Get the hell outta there!"
 * "Huh?"
 * "Haaa!....What the...?"
 * "What the?...Hey!"
 * "Wow!"
 * "Whats that?" -After a Grunt throws a grenade.

Halo 2

 * "Chief I know you saw me standin' there!"- When shot at. (He says the same in Halo 3.)
 * "You can't be that bad on purpose, Chief". - When you shoot him.
 * "Well, I'd be pretty angry too if my face looked like a squid!" -said whenever an Elite roars at him.
 * "How do I look like, Marine?" - Said after a Marine asks how Stacker is doing.
 * "Split Chin Bastard!" - to an elite
 * "Where the hell did you learn to drive?" - When the Chief drives a Warthog badly with Stacker on board. (He says this exact line in Halo CE as well.)
 * "Heh, and my mom thought I was gonna be a doctor."
 * "If we survive, remind me to kick your ass!"
 * "Ewww! Big green's gonna get ya!"
 * "Keep it up and you might be on my good side." - When the Chief scores a lot of kills.
 * "You got two hands, you used them before, use them now!" - When the Chief misses a lot of shots.
 * "Hey, you made that look easy!" - When the Chief kills an enemy with a headshot.
 * "I'll pretend... that was an accident, Chief." - When you shoot him.
 * "That's what I call a team effort, let's get ready, people!" - When two or more Marines kill an enemy.
 * "That is why you got the I in Chief." - When the Master Chief clears the area of enemies.
 * "You do not have the right to wear the beret!" - When the Chief misses a lot of shots.
 * "Hey, if you suck, it's your own damn fault." - said after a Marine complains of kill stealing
 * "Hey, anyone got earplugs?" - While climbing into the Warthog Gunner seat (he says the same in Halo 3).
 * "I can't hold a grudge against you." - If you kill too many Marines and you stop.
 * "That'll be one dollar for the first minute, ten cents after that." - When given a bad weapon.
 * "Man, I could make a mess with this!" - If given a power weapon.
 * "Don't cry, you're gonna make me feel bad." - After killing an enemy.
 * "Man, you're shooting like you got a cheat code!" - If you shoot bullets and miss your targets a lot.
 * "Next time I need a taxi you're the man to call, Chief!" - Outskirts after you jump something in the Warthog and land safely.
 * "These Marines look up to you, Chief." - If you kill a Marine.
 * "How are you still alive?" - After the Chief misses a lot of shots or kills an ally and injures him.
 * "Alright, I admit it,That Hurt!" - when shot. (Also said in Halo 3)
 * "Does the word training mean anything to you?" - When you shoot him.
 * "Ew! You make my mother-in-law look pretty!" - When attacking an Elite.
 * "Suck it, split-lip!" - Taunting an Elite.
 * "Uh, leave the cursing to the professionals, son." - Said after a Marine shouts "Stupid alien!"
 * "Chief...you owe me big time." - If given a bad weapon.
 * "You are lucky that breathing is an involuntary reflex." - If the Chief becomes injured.
 * "You are VERY lucky breathin' is an involuntary action!" When the Chief kills many enemies by himself without grenades.
 * "Hey! Mr. Spaghetti!" - Seeing an Elite.
 * "Boy, he's so ugly when he cries the tears roll down the back of his ears!" - Upon seeing a Elite.
 * "That's fine and all, but you still owe me twenty bucks." When give Stacker a power weapon. (Also said in Halo 3)
 * "Come on out here so I can Smoke ya!"
 * "Oh, We got a Ghost inbound!"
 * "Alright, this is it, people! Let's rough 'em up!" - When faced with multiple enemies and vehicles, and allied with a group of Marines.
 * "Careful, she's a kicker!" - When getting off a warthog turret.
 * "Well, if you think you can do better..." - When ordered off a warthog turret after multiple kills. (Also said in Halo 3)
 * "Well, too bad!" - Said after a marine shouts "I got shotgun!" as he gets into the shotgun seat before the other Marine.
 * "Let the pretty lady in!"- Stacker "You trying to get slapped or kissed?"- Female Marine
 * "Does the name Bozo mean anything to you?"- when you shoot him.
 * "Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, I kill you." as per above.
 * "Hey, cow chunky!"
 * "Hostile! And I mean it!"
 * "Hot potato!" when throwing a Grenade.
 * "Holy shit, that was fun, but DAMN!" When the barrel rolls over an ally.
 * "NOW WHAT WAS SO HARD ABOUT THAT ?!" When the team quickly dispatches multiple enemies.
 * "Calamari!" After he, a Marine, or the Master Chief kills an Elite
 * "EHHHHHHHH Calamariiiiiii!" To an elite
 * "I hope you ain't all talk marine." - when a marine taunts the enemy.

Halo 3
Note: some of these quotes may require the IWHBYD Skull active to be heard.
 * "This is gonna be a nightmare for the hazmat people." - Regarding the Flood infestation of Voi.
 * "I want hot barrels people!"-When shooting with a group of marines.


 * "Hey, Hey, Hey!" - To Master Chief upon entering a Warthog. He also says this in the first game. Oddly enough, he is even more likely to say it when blasting an enemy, such as an Elite, with the shotgun.


 * "Once more with feeling, let's go, people." - When engaging a target. A reference to the Halo 2 level High Charity which has a chapter entitled Once More, With Feeling..


 * "Hey, I heard you fellas taste JUST LIKE CHICKEN!" - taunting Jackals.


 * "Hey nice going ace, NOW who's gonna save the human race?" - If You Die. Dubbos has the same line.
 * "Is sucking that bad really your idea of humor? Chief!"- when you shoot him.


 * "I'm sorry. Your name is... uh..." - When he accidentally kills a Marine.


 * "He's dead." - When a Marine is killed.
 * "Anyone got some earplugs? Guess I'll have to stick my fingers in my ears!" - getting on to a warthog turret


 * "Hey, you hungry? Here, have some bullets!" - IWHBYD Skull required, on The Ark.


 * "Yep, it's really me." - On Floodgate, IWHBYD may be required.


 * "You big footed, ugly sucker!" - Taunting a Brute.


 * "Its a Scarab! Bring out the Elephant Guns boys!" - when facing a Scarab.
 * "Big guns for big boys! it's a Scarab! lets bring it down!" - when facing a Scarab.


 * "I'm gonna send you all the way back to Planet Jackass!" - when engaging hostiles


 * "Don't eat that donut!" - said Crow's Nest with IWHBYD Skull on.


 * "I want HOT BARRELS people! KEEP IT UP!" - When engaging a large group of enemies.


 * "Pour It on! Do not let up!"- When engaging a large group of enemies.


 * "What in the hell-?" - When getting shot.


 * "Swap 'em for the mag." - When switching weapons with the Chief.


 * "Grenades are like RAM. You can never have too much." - After the Chief or a Marine gets a grenade kill.


 * "This is too much!! Even for a Pete! Aaaaah!" - Said when he takes damage.


 * "Ever heard of a fair trade?" - when given a bad weapon


 * "Chief, can I be your friend?" - When the chief get's multiple kills


 * "I don't need bodies, I just need a count!" - After all enemies and some Marines are dead.


 * "Damn, I look good!" - After getting a lot of kills quickly.


 * "Dodge that, ya son of a bitch!" - After finally killing an enemy.


 * "Next one who dies gets double duty, cleans my laundry " - When a Marine dies.


 * "And my mom thought I was gonna be a doctor!" - After killing an enemy.


 * "Sir, we have to develop what we call trust." - After the Chief steals his kill.


 * "Hey! Where's the morphine?" - When he gets hit by enemy fire.
 * "Kill them all! Sort it later, let's keep it on 'em!"- when a grunt screams, "There gonna kill us all!"


 * "Fall in over here!" - Stacker "Yeah, you got it... Will there be snacks?"- Marine


 * "Keep firing! Let's spend some of that taxpayer money!" - When engaging enemies.


 * "There is no radio. Quit looking for it and drive!" - When you flip a Warthog, IWHBYD Skull required.


 * "When you die, I'm gonna be a happy, happy man." - When attacking a Brute.


 * "Sir, I know you saw me standing here" - when shot at.
 * "I didn't like him either, but DAMN!" - After you get killed by Marines. IWHBYD Skull required


 * "Let God sort 'em out!" - Engaging enemies. Duke Nukem reference.


 * "Hey! No one said, 'freeze tag'!" - If the Master Chief/Arbiter and all surrounding allies are inactive for a while.


 * "That's fine and all... but you still owe me twenty bucks." - When given a good weapon.


 * "I hope you're not all talk, Marine." - When a Marine taunts an enemy.


 * "Ok, I admit it, THAT HURT!" - when shot.


 * "You Remembered!" When Given a good weapon, IWHBYD needed.


 * "Yo mama's so ugly, her tears run down the back of her head!" - Taunting a Brute.


 * "Chief, you're freaking me out." - If you stare at Stacker for a while.


 * "Pour it on, Marines, you aren't paying for the rounds!" - Engaging enemies.


 * "Oh, crap!" - When stuck by a Grenade.


 * "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!" - when stared at


 * "You're breathing, you had me worried." - If the Chief becomes injured.


 * "Nice pause but the world ain't gonna save itself." - If the Chief stares at him.


 * "A plan is a beautiful thing when it works. This is a beautiful thing." - After area is cleared.


 * "According to the manual, you're a dumb ass!" - Taunting an enemy.


 * "Damn, that hurts! Oh crap..." - When stuck by a Spike Grenade.


 * "French fried ugly! Favorite dish!" - After killing an enemy.


 * "Hey there, blue bastard! You're gonna die!"


 * "I'm gonna carve a lucky charm outta you, meat head!"


 * "Hey, Mr. Latrine - is that a toilet on your back?"


 * "Hey, Chewie! Your about to be turned into a foot rest!"


 * "I'm gonna crack you open and put you on a pile of pasta!"


 * "17B! Bingo!"


 * "You're a thing named Blue, how do you do? Now you're gonna die!" (a reference to Johnny Cash's song "A Boy Named Sue")


 * "Alright, lets see what the big "A" can do." - said when spotting the Arbiter.


 * "That's okay, ten-for-one!" - said when Marine laments over a dead ally.


 * "Belay that, Marine!" - When other Marine says that they'll try to lure out an enemy.


 * "ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-HOLD YOUR FIRE!"-said when being shot by ally,IWHBYD required


 * "I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm gonna kill ya'!" - Halo 3, IWHBYD required.


 * "You're gonna look like a splat on my wind shield, big blue!"


 * "I'm gonna rip your head off and shove it where the sun don't shine!" IWHBYD required.


 * "Boy, the uglier they are, the harder they fall!" IWHBYD possibly needed.


 * "Get it off! Someone get it off!" - when a Plasma Grenade or Infection Form attaches to him.


 * "I'm sorry, did you really need to be that bad?!" - when you shoot him.


 * "I do not like the idea of dying, just so you know." possibly IWHBYD needed.


 * "Wow, it's not even my birthday!" when given a good weapon, IWHBYD needed.


 * "Hey, if you ever want this back...too bad!" when given a good weapon.


 * "I had better not find this lying around somewhere" - when a good weapon is taken from him.


 * "We have an uninvited Wraith coming in for breakfast!" IWHBYD needed.
 * "We have an uninvited Wraith! - when spotting a wraith.


 * "Don't worry, there'll be more." - when all the enemies are dead.


 * "This is not where the American idles!" IWHBYD needed.


 * "I just love getting up every morning and kicking ass."


 * "Remember me, from New Mombasa?" if you stare at him for a while.


 * "All the things left back there is a shortcut to Hell!"


 * "This is what we paid for, lets get ready, people!"


 * "Move on through, Marines!" - Order given by him.


 * "Hey - ho! Well done, Marines!"


 * "Woo! leave room for daddy!" - When getting in a Warthog.


 * "I'm gonna cut you open and spill you in the dirt."


 * "Aw, it's gone crazy! Kill it, kill it, kill it!" When a Brute goes berserk.


 * "Well thanks for the help, but I didn't need it." when you steal one of his kills.


 * "All right, let's drive it like you stole it." when boarding a Warthog.


 * "Drive her like she's got a trunk full 'o moonshine." When boarding a Warthog, IWHBYD needed. Reference to The Dukes of Hazzard in which a part time job for the Duke boys is to deliver Moonshine for their Uncle Jesse and conceal it in the trunk


 * "Shoot me!" When getting infected.


 * "Well, lets see what you got, Mister "A"." When he sees the Arbiter.


 * "You know, I could've stayed home today" If he's getting severely injured.


 * "Holy crap! You hit him in the mind!" when you melee an enemy, IWHBYD needed.


 * "I'm gonna rip you into itty-bitty pieces!" when he sees an enemy, IWHBYD needed.


 * " It ain't no puppy, Soldier" - referencing a Brute to a Marine.


 * "Are you familiar with the term; "Rode it like a rented mule"?" When the Chief drives badly.


 * "You know that thing on the left? IT'S A BRAKE!" If the Chief drives a Warthog badly.


 * "Damn, you sure you got a license?" when you drive badly, also said in Halo 2. IWHBYD possibly needed.


 * (coughs)" Yeah, maybe I should drive..." when crashing a vehicle.


 * "I'm gonna shave this one and see if we're related." Said after killing a brute.


 * "It's an ass-kickin' party and we're ALL invited!" IWHBYD needed.


 * "Only marines can kick ass like that!" - When making a jump in a mongoose or warthog.


 * "Ahh!"-When getting swarmed by infection forms.


 * "No No Noooo!" -Getting infected.


 * "These things do not grow on trees, I am not paying" -When you roll a mongoose.


 * "Yeah, I know. I'm awesome/handsome" If stared at. IWHBYD possibly needed.


 * "What the hell?" When a marine is splattered by a chopper.


 * "Now I'm tough but damn!"When shot and badly injured.


 * "You bastards are goin' back to where ever the hell you came from!" When shot several times.