Unggoy/Quotes

Halo: Combat Evolved

 * "I see bad guy!" - Said upon seeing the Chief.


 * "Bastard!" - Said during combat after another Grunt is killed, or when the a Grunt is greatly wounded.


 * "God Dammit!" - Right after being shot or dying.


 * "I smelled one!" - Upon spotting the Chief.


 * "See ya! See ya!" - Upon spotting the Chief.


 * "I'm going with you!" - To other Grunts.


 * "Wake up! the enemy!" - To other Grunts.


 * "Wake up! He's here!" - To other Grunts.


 * "Wake up! Bad guys!" - To other Grunts.


 * "Flare!"


 * "Oh, you no leave me!"


 * "We'll all get medals for this!"


 * "Who's the man?!"


 * "No. No more!!!"


 * "Me KILL IT!!"


 * "In da face!"


 * "Oh. I get his gun!!!!"


 * "Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!"


 * "Here I go..."


 * "We win! WE WIN!!"


 * "Good." - When Master Chief's shields are down.


 * "Glory!!!"


 * "Get up so I can do that again!!!"


 * "Stop shooting me!!!" - Getting shot by its allies.


 * "Everybody duck!" - Throwing a Plasma Grenade.


 * "Alright!"


 * "Eat my Gruntiness, Demon!" - When in combat with the Chief.


 * "Die, devil!"


 * "Cover me."


 * "Do that again! Oh, I dare ya."


 * "Back off!"


 * "Here I found it! Help! Need Help!"


 * "Down in front!!" - When throwing a Grenade.


 * "Little people first!" - When running away.


 * "He's gone!" - When an Elite is killed.


 * "They got Elite! Run!" - When Elite is killed.


 * "Leader dead! Run away!"


 * "We are the Champions!! We are the Champions!" - Sung to the tune of the song, when Master Chief is killed.


 * "You think you soooo great!" - When Master Chief's shields are down.


 * "OW OW OW OW OW OW OW" - When wounded with several shots.


 * "You're hist-" - Just before being shot.


 * "Why MEEEEE?!" - As it sees the Chief coming.


 * "Not MEEE!" - As it runs away.


 * "You S.O.B.!" - When hit with a round that almost kills him.


 * "WOW!" - As he dies.


 * "He's gonna kill us all!" - As the Master Chief starts firing into a pack of Grunts.


 * "I hate you!" - As he sees the Master Chief.


 * "There you are!" - As it sees the Master Chief.


 * "Sorry!" - If the Grunt shot another ally.


 * "You're history!" - When the Chief's shields are down.


 * "WHAT?!!" - When he discovers the Master Chief behind him or nearby.


 * "YIKES!" - When shot in the behind.


 * "He's on Elite!" - When Master Chief is attacking their leading Elite.


 * "Alright!" - Leaps up onto a Shade.


 * "Get out of my face!"


 * "Grenade bad!"


 * "It wasn't ME!" - When a Grunt shoots one of his allies by accident.


 * "DIE!" - About Master Chief.


 * "Flee!" - Very high and plaintive.


 * "Don't shoot! DON'T SHOOT!!"


 * "Nooohoho!!!" - When a Grunt is stuck with a Plasma Grenade, Flood Infection Form or Needler's needles or in Halo 3 when struct by a spike from a spiker.


 * "Not again!!!"- When stuck with a Plasma Grenade or being chase by needlers.


 * "BURN!!" - When Grunt opens fire when Master Chief caught unaware, this doesn't happen very often.


 * "Stupid!" - Said when Grunt sees Master Chief for first time.


 * "You'll pay for that, man!" - When high ranking Elite or a Hunter is killed.


 * "Stop it! Stop It!" - When panicking and being harassed by small arms fire.


 * "Hurt you!" - When attacking an enemy of any kind.


 * "Aaah! Bad Cyborg!" - When injured.


 * "Get it off! God it hurts! Nooooohohooo!" - When Flood Infection Form is on it.


 * "No, please, no!" - Heard when fighting with the Flood.


 * "It's.. it's that Cyborg!" - When the Chief appears.


 * "Get it off me! Get it off!" - When stuck by Plasma Grenade, Needler's needles, or Flood Infection Form.


 * "They got the Elite! RUNNNN!"


 * "More here!" - Upon spotting Master Chief and/or Marines.


 * "What are you doing?!" - When a Covenant soldier betrays another.


 * "What are you thinking?" - Same as above.


 * "He was your friend!" - Same as above.
 * "Bad Cyborg!" - After having most of his allies killed by Master Chief.


 * "HUH?!?!" - Said disbelievingly As a grenade falls next to it.


 * "Can't find him!"


 * "Whoa - I'm outta here!" - When allies are shot.


 * "I'm goin' in!"


 * "You can't hide from me!"


 * "Mmmm...Jackal stew.." - Asleep in Assault on the Control Room, corridor of sleeping Grunts.


 * "Ooh, Aah, Get-it-off-er-MEE!" - When stuck by Plasma Grenade, Needler's needles, or Flood Infection Form.


 * "Hey! No sleeping on the job!!" - When Master Chief kills all Elites in a certain area then hides for a while.


 * "It burns!"- When shot by a plasma weapon.


 * "Kill you"


 * "Get out of my way!" - When the Unggoy is fleeing from you and there are several other Covenant around.


 * "Get up so I can do that again! And again! Again!" on Legendary, after killed the Chief; similar to the ODST's "Get up so I can kill you again!"


 * "He's everywhere!!" - When Master Chief runs circles around fleeing Grunts and kills them


 * "Feet don't fail me now!" - When fleeing.


 * "Stop it!" - When player melees unsuspecting Grunt in the back.


 * "He's everywhere!"


 * "I call the helmet!" - When player gets killed by a Grunt.


 * "CAN'T-RUN-WITH-THING-ON-BACK!" - Fleeing Grunt


 * Incoherent screaming/crying


 * "Lea-der dead! Run a-way!"


 * "Eh? It dies!?! - Rarely heard on Legendary


 * "Grenade!"


 * "Not me!"


 * "Ow!Ow!Ow!Ow!"


 * "Not again!"


 * Grunt 1:"He's there!!
 * Grunt 2:"Where, where?


 * "Oh, oh! Can I have his helmet?" When player dies.


 * "That was me, all me!" when killed by a grunt.


 * "Bad, BAD Cyborg!"Said when all of his allies are killed.


 * "HA!HA!HA!HA!" said when you either die, or when you are outnumbered & outgunned.

Halo 2

 * "You said he was big." - When grunt first sees you.


 * "No, stay here." - When you are hiding.


 * "Cower power!"


 * "Search this way!" - When you are hiding.


 * "You're a BAD DEMON!" - As Master Chief when you melee a group of Grunts.


 * "If Arbiter no fight, me no fight!!!!"- Heard on the level The Arbiter, if player does not engage enemies.


 * "Yes leader."


 * "Even grunt not want to join your group" - On the level The Arbiter


 * "COW-ARD!!"- Taunting enemies (raises voice during hard).


 * "Lightning Jim runs fast!" - When running.


 * "Dope!"


 * "DORK!"


 * "LOSER!"


 * "Humans easy to kill!" - When a Marine has been killed by a Grunt.


 * "Go other way!"


 * "Every Grunt for himself!"


 * "Bad Guys on the move!!!"


 * "Ha! He! He! Ha!!!"


 * "You think me too short to be Arbiter?"


 * "Please, no hurt! Me like Elites. Brutes stinky bad bad. Me stay here, make sure no Brutes come behind mighty Arbiter. Heh, heh... Eh?"- Cowardly Grunt in the level Uprising.


 * "Me have bad feeling about this."


 * "You always have bad feeling! You had bad feeling about morning food nipple!" - Two SpecOps Grunts in the level The Oracle.


 * "That right. Cower, coward!"


 * "Wish me could sleep with eyes open."


 * "KILLLLLL!"


 * "We make fire... sing songs?."


 * "I see you Demon."


 * "Arbiter go first, ha ha."


 * "Is there a problem, sir."


 * "You no hide from me!"


 * "Arbiter, our savior! Stupid Jackal,say thank you!" - Grunt Major on Sacred Icon.


 * "How come there never be Arbiter Grunt?"


 * "Me take off mask, smell better! But nooo, always have to fight on oxygen planet! How come never enemies breathe methane?"


 * "You hunt, me kill!"


 * "Come out so I can kill you!" - When he is the only Grunt alive.


 * "Aahh! Demon!"


 * "There, there."


 * "What want me do?"


 * "We go now, fight more?"


 * "Huhh?"


 * "You want toady? Me be good toady! Me have lots of practice!" - When the Grunt is stared at for sometime.


 * "SHEILA!" - Very rare even with IWHBYD. When you surprise a Grunt and you're in a Scorpion tank. A Red vs Blue reference.


 * "They got leader! Run!"


 * "The Demon is here!"


 * "Me no see him." - When you're hiding as the Master Chief


 * Elite: "Grunt! Go peek."

Grunt: "Nuh-uh, you do."


 * "Enemy moving! Stay alert!"


 * "Leader dead!"


 * "Spoiler!"


 * "Leader dead! Run away!"


 * "He dead? Me run!"


 * "You big, big and dumb!"


 * "Helloooo-ooo?"- When you're hiding


 * "Ow-howow!"


 * "Stay hidden!"


 * "Eh? It dies?"


 * "Me suck lot less if had good gun, you know." - When given a less powerful weapon.


 * "Haha! Run, enemy! RUN!"


 * "We make good team."


 * "Blade!!" - When seeing an enemy with Energy Sword.


 * "Oh! Me could have stayed home!"


 * "Oh, it figures. Me waste ammo, you come 'long, take kill!"


 * "Together we kill them all!"


 * "Me live to serve." - When staring at him.


 * "Die bad master!"- Taunting heretics


 * "That not right!"


 * "What you doing, Arbiter?" - When staring at him.


 * "Tell Mum I love her!"


 * "They got Elite! RUN!!"


 * "Why you hurt me?? I like human... eh?"


 * "Me not worthy." - When given a good weapon.


 * "You there?"


 * "Ah! Hurt!"


 * "Monkey!"


 * "Baboon!"


 * "Very bad thing!!!" - When Grenade lands nearby.


 * "We stand still much longer, we be on date!"- When you're not moving and are close to the Grunt


 * "Demon's helmet make GREAT backpack!" - After killing the Chief


 * "We aliiiiiiive! Woo-hoo!" - (After winning a close battle. Rare)


 * "What's wrong? You scared, Demon?" - Taunting the Master Chief


 * "What's the catch?" - When given a good weapon


 * "Wake up! Bad guys!"


 * "I'm outta here."


 * "Get it off of me!" - When stuck by Plasma Grenade.


 * "It looks like enemy."


 * "Is there a... problem, sir?" - When you're the Arbiter and you stare at a Grunt.


 * "Happy to be here!" - When playing as the Arbiter


 * "Arbiter, tell me a story."


 * "Take off suit, get on knees! Then see who tough!"


 * "Can I have helmet?" - When the Master Chief is killed by Elites and Grunts together.


 * "Demon feel stupid when I kill it!" - When Master Chief's shields are down."


 * "Ya lookin' at me?"


 * "Oh, is that a threat?" said to the Marines if they say something about the Grunts.


 * "You already have one weapon!" - When swapping guns.


 * "Me still see you!" - When a Grunt spots you while playing as the Master Chief.


 * "Big scary thing run away! Please *snort* don't make me go back!" - Scared Grunt in the level -Sacred Icon.


 * "You have plan?"


 * "It die like all rest."


 * "It wasting ammo, but me no care. Ha ha!" - When killed.


 * "I'm little...But very, very angry!" - Playing as the Arbiter and staring at a Grunt.


 * "DIE!"


 * "Too close! Too close!"


 * "Bringer of death!"


 * "We are the champions!" - Grunts celebrating, sung to the tune


 * "Can't find him."


 * "Shoot you!"


 * "I smell him."


 * "Elite!!!"


 * "Idiot."


 * "That was Fred!" - Referencing Spartan Frederic-104


 * "What are you doing?!"


 * "What were you thinking?!"


 * "Mighty one?"


 * "We make good team."


 * "Don't shoot me, Arbiter."


 * "Are you angry, Arbiter?"


 * "But Arbiter friend."


 * "Together we kill them all!"


 * "Baby, don't fail me now!" - When it's the last Grunt alive and Master Chief's shields are down, holds grenade or other powerful weapon. Only higher ranked Grunts seem to say this.


 * "Yeesssssssss, master. Give me precious, my precious!". - When you give a Grunt a heavy weapon; reference to Golem in the Lord of the Rings.


 * "I will love you, and pet you, and call you George." - When given a better weapon, referring to the weapon, not the Arbiter. A reference from Looney Tunes


 * "Bad thing!" - When seeing enemy vehicles.


 * "Me want nap, you shoot." - When sleeping.


 * "Every Grunt for self!" - When asleep.


 * "Me so cute, you give me gun!" - When afraid.


 * "Got issue with me performance ... Prefer we have rational adult conversation!" - Hitting a Grunt while playing as the Arbiter.


 * "Must try to help." - When given a better weapon.


 * "AAAAH! More bad.. things! Arbiter! Protect! Protect!" - When frightened by Sentinels, level Sacred Icon.


 * "We happy to be Gwunties." - When seeing the Arbiter.


 * "Me do something bad?"- When shot at.


 * "No one see me now." - When engaging Active Camo.


 * "Move, move!"


 * "I'm invisible!" - When engaging Active Camo.


 * "What you think, me fodder?"- When given a bad weapon.


 * "Where enemy?"


 * "No one can stop me!" - Said when given a Fuel Rod Cannon.


 * "Tricky, tricky!" - Engaging Active Camo.


 * "My thanks to the Arbiter." or "For me!?" - When given heavy weapon.


 * "Make fire, sing songs. Call it camp!" - When standing still on the Arbiter.


 * "Prophets no like, me no like!"


 * "Me do nothing wrong!" - When you injure a Grunt as the Arbiter.


 * "Come here, Arbiter!" - Heretic Grunt taunting.


 * "I always hated you Elites!" - Heretic Grunt teasing. SpecOps Grunts could say that to Heretic Elites on the same level.


 * "You Heretics very stinky!" - SpecOps Grunt teasing Heretics.

Grunt: "He's green?"
 * Elite: "Argh, the Demon!"


 * "After all me do for you!"- When given a worse weapon.
 * "Chimp!" - Taunt when a Marine is hiding or out of line of sight.

Grunt : "Me cuter!"
 * Grunt : "Me so cute, you give me gun!"


 * "AAAAAH! Bad, bad Demon!"


 * "That's not fair!" - When given a bad weapon.


 * "You give 'cause me cute?" - When given Rocket Launcher on the level Uprising.


 * "Hey, where my gun go? Oh, right. Ha ha ha ha ha! Eeh?" - Engaging Active Camo.


 * "Hard to tell, but me not female." - When staring at him as the Arbiter.


 * "Me being careful."- When given a worse weapon.


 * "If OK with you, me need go take pee."- When idle.


 * "Shhhh! Me hunting Hewatics". - Active Camo engaged. A reference to Elmer Fudd from Looney Tunes.


 * "Not even Grunt want to join your kind! - SpecOps Grunt taunting Heretics.


 * "Me got dibs on Demon's boots."


 * "Came the wrong way..." - Upon seeing Plasma Grenades planted near them.


 * "God!!" - Upon seeing and understanding the amount of chaos that took place.


 * "Bastard."


 * "Sissy!"


 * "All is lost!!!"


 * "Oh, kind powerful Arbiter."- When given a better weapon.


 * "He slip out right under nose...that's impossible, me have great nose. My family has been bred for noses! And mine best!" - When you hide from a Grunt as the Master Chief, with the IWHBYD Skull active.


 * "But I only shot it once... Wait.. I shot it many many times, and killed many many enemies!" - IWHBYD probably needed.


 * "Something in the way he moves! That's right! Just like no other Arbiter!! Something in the way he moves me!" - Makes some ticking noises, staring at a Grunt after a battle as the Arbiter with IWHBYD Skull on.


 * "Look out!" - If being attacked or spots a Grenade.


 * "What?" - If stared at by Arbiter.


 * "Arbiter!? What are you doing!?" - If another Grunt is betrayed by Arbiter.


 * "Me hear that!" - Heretic Grunt, in response to **.


 * "Present from Arbiter? Ooooo." - Give a Grunt Needler or Plasma Rifle).


 * "Heretic Boss! You see? You see?" - Watching running Sesa 'Refumee, shortly before Arbiter went to cut the cables holding up the Gas Mine, level The Oracle.


 * "See! Heretic! - Watching hologram of Sesa 'Refumee.


 * "Scared, Arbiter?" - Heretic Grunt.


 * "Me with you, Arbiter!"


 * "Stinky hairball!" - Taunting a Brute in the level Uprising.


 * "Better than expected." - When staring at him.


 * "Okey-dokey!" - When exchanging weapons.


 * "Me prefer Brutes!" - If the Arbiter gives a Grunt a bad weapon instead.


 * "Niiice Ride" - When the Arbiter pilots a Spectre.


 * "You already have one weapon!" - If you take the Grunt's weapon.


 * "You have plan?"


 * "Run, enemy! Ruuuuun!"


 * "A present from the Arbiter, ooh" - Says when you give a good weapon to the Grunt then swap it back for his original weapon.


 * "Can you change backpack?" - Sometimes said on the levels Oracle and The Arbiter.


 * "That not fair!" - If given a bad weapon.


 * "Off armor, get on top of me!" heard rarely on level Outskirts


 * "Thanks Mighty Arbiter!" - When Arbiter gives a Grunt a better weapon such as a Fuel Rod Gun.


 * "Thank." - When given a better weapon.


 * "That just greedy." - If you take his weapon.


 * "Could have been worse."


 * "That not me!"


 * "Me live, me happy!"


 * "Run Away!!!"


 * "Youch!!!"


 * "Me thank Arbiter." - If given a better weapon.


 * "Yah-hah!!!"


 * "Me live to serve!"


 * "Better than expected!"


 * "We make good team!" - Said to the Arbiter.


 * "Together we kill em all!!!"


 * "Wait...how this fair?"- When given a bad weapon.


 * "But...Arbiter friend."- If you injure a grunt.


 * "Mighty one?"- Said to Arbiter.


 * "OW!!!!!"


 * "Yah-Gah!" - Normally heard in death.


 * "What next, nap?"


 * "How about we both take nap?"


 * "Need...To...Change...Backpack."


 * "What Arbiter?"


 * "You have plan?"


 * "Not sleepy at all!"


 * "Is Problem?"


 * "Ummmmmmmmmm, what?"


 * "Mighty one?"


 * "Don't worry me awake!"


 * "Is there a problem?"


 * "Ummm, we go now, fight more."


 * "(whining noises) "Arbiter" (more whining noises)."- When given a bad weapon.


 * "Very grateful!"- When given a better weapon


 * "Above us!"


 * "What they look like?"


 * "Mwa-ha-ha-ha!"


 * "Not here!"


 * "More Covenant!"


 * "Me awake! Me Awake!"


 * "Prophets be proud,huh?"- When it kills a lot of enemies.


 * "Me do something bad?"


 * "That NOT me!"-When the Grunt kills another ally by mistake.


 * "Must...Not...Fall...Asleep." - If there is a long lull in the fighting.


 * "No want to die!"


 * "Ugh!"


 * "Yee!"


 * "That easy!"


 * "Me minding my own business!"


 * "Sure, sure, you the boss." - When given a bad weapon.


 * "Why do that?" - If Arbiter injures a Grunt


 * "You the boss."


 * "You no hurt me."


 * "What you doing Arbiter!?"


 * "What me do Arbiter!?"


 * "Same team!"


 * "On your side!!"


 * "Me faithful servant."


 * "But, Arbiter friend."


 * "Careful!"


 * "That not right!"


 * "Not nice Mighty One!" - If you injure the Unggoy.


 * "Why you do that?"


 * "That not good."


 * "Thought you friend."


 * "STOP!" - If you injure the Unggoy.


 * "What Arbiter?"


 * "Stop it, Arbiter!"


 * "Desist!"


 * "Quit it!"


 * "OW-OW!"


 * "Blarg!"(death)


 * "Bad friend!"


 * "Why?!"


 * "More enemy!"


 * "There something wrong?"


 * "Ahh ha-ha Ahh!"


 * "LOOK OUT!!!"


 * "Me see too."


 * "Bad Guy!"


 * "Let none escape!"


 * "Yuh-Gah!"


 * "Where he go?"


 * "Maybe, me be sidekick, you know...like Robin." - (IWHBYD Needed) A reference to Batman and Robin.


 * "Present? From Arbiter? OOOoooh!!"


 * "Blegh-degahahahahaghh!!!" - Grunt death by Energy Sword or Needler).


 * "Wake up, bad guys!"


 * "I'm invisible"


 * "OWIE!!!!"


 * "mmmmmgghhhhhh!" - When mad.


 * "Me see enemy!"


 * "Wo ho hae he"


 * "Let's go!"


 * "Ready?"


 * "Da-Da-Da-Da-Dum"


 * "Wee wee weee weeeeee!"


 * "Fun, do again"


 * "Hey, come out and fight!"


 * "Gutless."


 * "Sissy!" - (IWHBYD possibly needed)


 * "Uh...we go now, fight more?"


 * "What wrong, you scared?" - if you remain away from the enemy for a long time.


 * "Ahhhhhhhhhh, DEMON!"


 * "The demon is dead!"


 * "Erhh, it wasn't me!" - If accidentally kills a higher Covenant (such as an Elite).


 * "Oww! Me have big bruise there, you know!" - If fired upon by enemy/ally.


 * "That isn't funny!" - If fired upon by Arbiter.


 * "If want get attention, just tap backpack" - If you wound him when playing as the Arbiter.


 * "Arbiter kill us all! Hahahohoho!" - When your allies turn against you when playing as the Arbiter.


 * "You no hide from me!!"


 * "Me forever in your debt." - When you give him a higher strength weapon.


 * "Turret mine" - If it finds open turret.


 * "Friend" - Says when Arbiter betrays allies.


 * "D'oh!" - In reference to Homer Simpson.


 * "I get the Helmet!" - If a Grunt kills the Chief.


 * "Sobbing" - After his fellow grunt gets killed (or elite)


 * "Suck it, Heretic"!


 * "When you done peeing your pants come out and fight"- Rare, if you or an enemy is hiding.


 * "Prophets no like, me no like"- Said when playing on the level the arbiter.


 * "Me think I wet myself"


 * "QUICK! Take my picture!"- Rare. Said when a Grunt kills you.

Halo 3

 * Grunt 1 "At this time if he gets us, he's going to rip off our tiny heads, take of our gase tanks and hump us with his big demony butt."
 * Grunt 2 "Haha we deserve it!"-When fleeing IWHBYD needed.


 * "Open up and say 'ahhh!'" - When throwing a Plasma Grenade, IWHBYD probably needed.


 * "You're the man!" - When blasted with a grenade, IWHBYD needed.


 * "Suck it! Heretic!"


 * "I'll get you, you big, giant, FREAK!"


 * "Here's one for your mama!"


 * "Time to open up a can of whoop ass!"


 * "Look at his gloves! He'll crush us with those!"


 * "Come out, come out, wherever you are!"


 * "I'm going to spank myself a Demon!"


 * "I thought I would never fight the Demon!"


 * "NO NO NO!!!"


 * Grunt 1: "I will miss you!" Grunt 2:"I will too...I guess."


 * "He still wields the Hammer!"when a grunt sees you with a gravity hammer.


 * "Come out and taste the Grunty justice!"


 * "He's got a Hammer!" same as above.


 * "We have to stop the Demon!"


 * "My buddy's gone!" - When a fellow Grunt is dead.


 * "The Demon's going to get me!"


 * "Scatter!"


 * "Now they're using a Ghost!"


 * "I bet I can stick it!"


 * "Please don't kill me!"


 * "Leader dead, FLEE!"


 * "I'll get ya, you BIG BULLYING JERK!"


 * "Time to die, Demon!"


 * "This is the end for me!"


 * "Feet don't fail me now!" - When last one left alive.


 * "KIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!" - When in combat.


 * "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" - When blasted in the air by a Grenade.


 * "Take away its girl, and it turns into a b**!"


 * "Someone counter snipe that guy!"


 * "BUGGER!"


 * "It's not fair!"


 * "Here, I'll help" - When throwing a Grenade.


 * "Hooray!" - When the Master Chief is dead.


 * "Someone help, I'm fighting Demon!" - When a Grunt is fighting the Master Chief.


 * "Run away!" - Same as above.


 * "Die!" - Same as above.


 * "Owowowowowowow!" - When shot.


 * "Stupid bully!" - When a Grunt is fighting the Master Chief.


 * "Uh-oh, Grenade!"


 * "Move up!"


 * "I'll help."


 * "He killed my lover!" - When a nearby Grunt is killed.


 * "Flare! Move!"


 * "You sick bastard!"


 * "It's safe to come out, this is... Sergeant Humanoid. Uhh....Yeah" - When hiding.


 * "You killed my best friend!"


 * "Disaster" - This may be said when a lot of Grunts or Brutes are getting killed.


 * "You killed my friends!" - When you kill lots of Grunts.


 * "He was my nipple mate!" - When nearby Grunt is killed.


 * "You killed my nipple mate!" - Same as above.


 * "Arbiter, you've just been spanked!" - When the Arbiter is killed.


 * "They...killed them...Those monsters!" - When you killed all Grunts in the area.


 * "It's a nightmarree!" - If you kill a lot of enemies.


 * "Run for our lives, we're leaderless!" - If you kill their leader.


 * "Bad guy!"


 * "You're going down, big guy!"


 * "Oh no, he's here." - When one sees you.


 * "Oh no."


 * "He killed Yayap!" - If another Grunt is killed by you.


 * "What will I do without him?" - When one Grunt finds a dead Grunt, but is not attacking the player.


 * "I wish I was back at the nipple!" - When running away from the Master Chief.


 * "It's the Demon! He's going to tear off my arms and use them as Maracas!"


 * "You giant bullying MONSTER!!!!!!!!" - Usually as a Grunt goes Kamikaze.


 * "KAMIKAZE!! KAMIKAZE!!..." - Said until killed. Usually as a Grunt goes Kamikaze


 * "I bet I can stick it!" - Said by a Suicidal Grunt when he charges at a player with dual armed Plasma Grenades.


 * "Enjoy my bright. Blue. Balls!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.


 * "My light, guides the Journey!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze


 * "Faith and devotion!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.


 * "Witness my belief!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.


 * "Follow the light, brothers!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.


 * "Oooha" - Said by a grunt going kamikaze (IWBYD skull might be required)


 * "Help me! Stick you!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.


 * "*Hums the Halo 3 theme*" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.


 * "I get his boots." - When you die.


 * "I get his helmet." - When you die.


 * "Let me live!" - When running away.


 * "Can I have his helmet? Brute master make Ultra." - Random.


 * "I'm gonna eat your liver on a cracker!"


 * "Now he's invisible!" - When he cannot see where you are attacking from.


 * "This is doom of biblical proportions!" - When you kill a lot of enemies.


 * "Oh Jesus!" - When a Grunt sees you.


 * "It's time for the Grunty Punishment!"


 * "He was my friend...." - When nearby Grunt is killed.


 * "The Germans are coming! I mean, the Arbiter’s coming!"


 * "Ding Dong! The Demon's dead!" - When you get killed.


 * "I was wrong to shoot you, I see that now!"


 * "Man, every time we play a hide and seek game where you're suppose to hide, there's no point in you hiding, because I like always know where exactly you are. Its like go hide, and I already know where you're gonna go!"


 * "No my sweet sweet prince like George, don't die..."


 * "Hey, maybe we should stick our heads out!" - More than one Grunt camping in a Bubble Shield.


 * "He killed Jub Jub!" - This could refer to the fact that in Star Wars Battlefront, creating a profile called Jub Jub will cause everyone to be short and stubby, like a Grunt.


 * "In the brochure it said this would be fun!"


 * "Oh, this sucks. I'm going north!"


 * "How can something so big hide for so long?" - When hiding.


 * "No! You killed George! We went to college together; he was on my team!" - After killing another Grunt.


 * "Merry Christmas..." - When sleeping.


 * "You killed Flip-Yap! Or Yap-Flip was he? It was Yap-Flip..no, Flip-Yap was his brother! DON'T TELL ME I DON'T KNOW FLIP-YAP!! FLIP-YAP AND I WENT TO NIPPLE ACADEMY TOGETHER, and now he's dead!" - After killing another Grunt (Only with IWHBYD skull active).


 * "Hey, Demon! The jerk store called and they're all out of you. Poor you, stolen at the age of six and conscripted into the military, unnhh! Okay look, you let me live, I got the Fist of Rukt, I'll be the father. I'll polish your boots, I'll polish your helmet. It's the gas, haha! When I'm on the gas, I don't know what I'm doing half the time!" - Final Grunt.


 * "I knew I should have taken that leadership class."


 * "Green armour - good camouflage. Shiny green armour - not so good!"


 * "Catch!" - Throwing a Plasma Grenade.


 * "Ooh, ooh! I got dibs on his chestplate!" - After you die.


 * "Demon, you big bully!!"


 * "Flare!" - Throwing a Plasma Grenade.


 * "We suck together, we fight together!"


 * "I hate you you big robot!" - very rare


 * "The Demon will kill us all!!" - When you killed several Grunts.


 * "My Grunty claws will pinch!!"


 * "You killed Poon-Flip, the Flippiest Poon I ever knew."


 * "The Demon alive? That's a bad thing."


 * "Please....don't kill me...."


 * "We killed the Traitor!!" - When the Arbiter is killed by Grunts.


 * "Arbiter, NO!!" - When the Arbiter is about to kill the Grunt.


 * "They killed him too!!" - Usually when the Brute of the Grunt's squad is dead.


 * "What the?" - When the Grunt is rudely awoken.


 * "Oh man, he's OK! Ruunn!!" - Upon discovering that the Master Chief or any of the other characters are fine.


 * "What a world!"


 * "Oh my God!!! Look at his gloves! He's going to strangle us all!!" - Rare, IWHBYD needed.


 * "I didn't sign up for THIS!!"


 * "We're leaderless, RUN AWAY!"


 * "Bring it, ugly!!" - IWHBYD possibly needed.


 * "Open up and say 'Aaah..'!"


 * "I found the Arbiter!" - Upon seeing the Arbiter.


 * "I kill you, tough guy.."


 * "Commander's dead. Flee, please!" - When the Brute in command is dead.


 * "This one's for your momma!" - Throwing a Grenade.


 * "Plasma throw!" - Throwing a Plasma Grenade.


 * "Eat this, you jerk!" - When throwing a Plasma Grenade.


 * "You mother..." - Rarely heard. When seeing another Grunt killed in battle.


 * "Rukt...fist...Merry Christmas..." - When sleeping.


 * "Rukt..." - When sleeping.


 * "Fist of Rukt." - When sleeping.


 * "Heres some candy!" - When throwing a Plasma Grenade.


 * "Open up and say 'Ah'!" - When throwing a Plasma Grenade.


 * "Get that guy!"


 * "Not me!" - Wishing he doesn't get killed upon seeing the Arbiter or the Master Chief wreaking havoc on his allies.


 * "I will miss you, sharer of my gas." - When another Grunt is killed.


 * "Look at him!" - Laughing a little, when your shields are down yet you still charge at the Grunts.


 * "I didn't order the Demon on the Menu!" - IWHBYD possibly needed.


 * "Die, Heretic!" - Upon seeing the Arbiter, and oddly, the Master Chief as well.


 * "Please don't kill me, I won't tell the Prophet!!"

detonation.
 * "He's raping me!" - If a body falls on it, such as being thrown from a Grenade


 * "Ahhh! Get it off of me!" - The same as above.


 * "This one's for your mother!" - When throwing a Grenade, with IWHBYD on.


 * "The Demon is gonna eat me!!!" - When a Grunt is scared and running from the Master Chief.


 * "Meaty pus bag!" - When you are slaughtering the Grunts.


 * "How many times have you seen a Grunt go looking for the enemy and NOT get killed?" - IWHBYD skull possibly needed.


 * "The Demon! RUN AWAAAAY! Oh wait, it's the Arbiter."


 * "Arbiter and Demon!"


 * "I'm SORRY about what happened to your planet!" - When about to be killed by the Master Chief.


 * "How about me be on your side, and you no kill me. Deal?"


 * "The Prophets made me do it!" - Begging mercy.


 * "But I'm just following orders!" - Rare, IWHBYD may be needed.


 * "Suck it, Demon!" Then sometimes follows "Open up and say 'Ah'!" Or other way around also "Demon Flare!"


 * "Oh my God, he killed them all, RUN!"


 * "What now, Demon?" - After the Master Chief dies.


 * "My dragon claws will pinch!"


 * "Holy flare to light the Great Journey!"


 * "Nipple mate, you jerk!!!" - When fellow Grunt is killed.


 * "If you let me live, I'll find your girlfriend! As sappy as that quest might be, I will find your girlfriend!" - About Cortana, when being followed by the Master Chief.


 * "It's not fair!" - When seeing fellow Grunts die.


 * "Me SpecOps! Me take Demon down, haha!" - When a SpecOps Grunt spots the Master Chief.


 * "Well, I guess it's one on one... Do you accept forfeits?? Please?!?" - Last Grunt alive.


 * "AYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA, OHHHHHHHH, YAAAAAAHHHH, OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" - Kamikaze Grunt.


 * "He led us to die!!! F**ing monkey!" - To the dead Brute.


 * "Such a sucky race, me eat! It will set aside food nip for a while!" - To the dead Jackal.


 * "Bow chicka, wow wow! To you, human." - When a Grunt sees a Female Marine. A Red vs Blue reference.


 * "The Arbiter's a penis!" - When the Arbiter dies, IWHBYD Skull needed.


 * "You've killed my brother for the last time!" - When you kill random Grunt.


 * "He was my best friend, what am I gonna do without him?"


 * "They'll reward me for your head demon!"


 * "If the Demon gets us he'll rip out our skulls and take our backpacks and hump us with his big, demony butt" - Rare IWHBYD probably required.


 * "F**k you!" - When sees Master Chief. Needs IWHBYD.


 * "Did you watch that new Youtube Poop?" - Very Rare, IWHBYD skull needed.


 * "The Prophets are gonna love this!" - When Master Chief or the Arbiter is killed.


 * "We destroyed the Arbiter!" - When the Arbiter is killed.


 * "It Bleeds? WE WIN!" - Rare, IWHBYD skull possibly needed.


 * "Enemy, there over there!" - Upon seeing any sorts of enemy.


 * "I call his gun!" - Rare.


 * "I'm a killing machine" - When single Grunt kills both Master Chief and Arbiter (IWHBYD not required)


 * "Think of what me and my nipple mate did behind that rock....." - Rare.


 * "I hope the Great Journey has nipples...." - A Grunt about to be killed.


 * "Nothing but teats and tedium, they said..." - When Master Chief is seen


 * "What a world!" - when running away.


 * "For the Covenant!"


 * "Enemy is advancing."


 * "Together, as we share our gas!"


 * "For the nipple!" - When throwing a Plasma Grenade or attacking.


 * "The demon's dead! We'll be heroes!" - When they kill the master chief. IWHBYD may be required.

The I Would Have Been Your Daddy Skull is helpful to hear these rarer quotes, while a few require the "I Would Have Been Your Daddy".
 * "What IS that?!" - When he spots a Pure Form on The Covenant, might need IWHBYD.


 * "He killed Flabjab!"(Rare)


 * "It's safe to come out! This is sergeant...Smith...sengensen."


 * "But...I don't WANNA die!"


 * "Stupid brutes, telling us to listen to the stupid rophets, about some stupid journey with the stupid gods and the stupid demons" - On The Covenant, near the end when grunt sees the flood coming.


 * "Hurray, he's dead! Run!"- After killing brute leader.


 * "He's got a big whacking stick, and he's whacking it." - If carrying a Gravity Hammer, IWHBYD required.


 * "It's the mighty Fist of Rukt!" - Same as above.


 * "Demon, this is all just a big misunderstanding."- Rare, IWHBYD required.


 * "Quick, apologize!" - When being charged by the Master Chief, rare.


 * "Oh no, He's got the Fist of Rukt!!"


 * "The Brutes! The BRUTES made us do it!"


 * "This is a BIBLICAL kind of doom!"


 * "This game isn't fun."


 * "I don't like this game."


 * "I'm gonna tear out your intestines and wear 'em as a necklace!"


 * "Have pity Demon."


 * "I'll investigate! Someone get me one of those Sherlock Holmes hats! With a pipe!"


 * "I'll cross my fingers and...Oh, crap! I don't have enough fingers!"


 * "It's a nightmare!" - When you're killing loads of Grunts.


 * "I not know how to quit you!" - When a Grunt gets stuck by a Plasma Grenade by another Grunt.


 * "Demon at twelve 'clock... anyone have a watch? - When Master Chief is directly in from of the Grunt, IWHBYD needed.


 * "He's getting up!!" - When the Arbiter is killed but comes back to life on single player campaign.


 * "Charge, backwards!"


 * "I'll polish your boots."


 * "The demon approaches."


 * "Don't kill me! Look, I'll ask a Prophet! They might make a space for you on the Great Journey!"


 * "Walk the path brother. I...I will follow." - Heard when a fellow Grunt is killed.


 * "It's a nightmare!"


 * "Clear the way!"


 * "For the Prophets!"


 * "Ready...DIE!!!"


 * "Please enjoy my fresh bright blue balls!!!" - When kamikaze.


 * "Witness my belief!"


 * "On my way!"


 * "Meaty Pus Bags!" - When mad at Chief or Marines.


 * "Catastrophe!"


 * "Get Down!"


 * "I think I just wet myself!"


 * "Oh turds, here he is!"


 * "Get Some!"


 * "I'm Leaving!!!"


 * "We're Doomed!"


 * "Oh Dear No!"


 * "Now I got ya!"


 * "I will take you down!"


 * "We can team up and take you down!"


 * "Don't provoke the Demon."


 * "I just wet myself."


 * "No Great Journey for you Demon."


 * "Should we come out of cover, what if he's still there?"


 * "You're only human."


 * "Demon, you are weak."


 * "Eat it Demon."


 * "This is the end for me."


 * "Ok, Ok, I'll share the nipple ok."


 * "Why did they stop shooting?"


 * "Monster!"


 * "I killed the Demon!" - When a Grunt kills Master Chief.


 * "I'll get ya, ya big bully!"


 * "Ok, bring up the Fist of Rukt!"


 * "Can no one kill the Demon!?"


 * "He's found me!"


 * "Game Over!"


 * "Ok Ok, I'll share the nipple!"


 * "Charge!...Backwards!!"


 * "Suffer Heretic!"


 * "Here's some candy!" - When throwing a grenade.


 * "No...No...No!!!!" - When a fellow Grunt is killed.


 * "I have methane, you want?" With IWHBYD skull on.


 * "I wanna go home."


 * "You like that one Demon!? Huh!? Do you like that!?" - Grunt after killing or sticking Master Chief, rare.


 * "Ready to go out there?" "what if hes still there?" - Grunts in hiding.


 * "Zombie!" - Upon seeing dead player again after respawn, IWHBYD possibly needed.


 * "Stupid Sasquatch! He's killed us all! - Referring to a dead Brute.


 * "Hey it's the elite guy!"-Said when sighting the arbiter in co-op. RARE


 * "Stop molesting me" Rare, IWHBYD is needed, happens when you shoot a Grunt that is running away


 * "He wont be able to withstand the power of a Grunt!" When charging at a Grunt who is firing at you.


 * "FLARES FOREVER!"


 * "BIG BULLY!"


 * "I'm Bleeding!" - When injured.


 * "Show pity Demon!"


 * "You know at this point, if the Demon gets us, shoots out our little skulls, and takes our backpacks, and humps us with his big, demony, butt, we deserve it."


 * "Thanks to you Arbiter my family can't get enough gas, enough nipple" - IWHBYD is needed. Rare.


 * "Oh yay! He miraculously revived!" - Upon seeing the Arbiter recover after being knocked out in single player.


 * "Oh, i think i crapped myself..." - Rare.


 * "Wait, take my gas! Take my gas!"


 * "Let me live!" - When running away, IWHBYD possibly needed.


 * "This is a biblical cause of doom!" - Said when he sees Master Chief, IWHBYD needed


 * "I'll chase him, and I'll catch him, and then I won't know what to do."


 * "Look, I teabagged him with my blue ball!" - Said when a grunt tags you in the face with IWHBYD on and the plasma grenade must cover most of your visor.


 * "It's our former Commander." - Upon seeing the Arbiter.


 * "I can't run while I'm scared!" - Panicking grunt.


 * "(Grunt) Cover me I'm going in. (Another Grunt) No its your fault flipyap died!" - Rare if two grunts are hiding and one looks for the enemy. The IWHBYD skull may be needed.


 * "I stole his dummy!" - Grunt when seeing the Master Chief running away.


 * "Take that!"


 * "Mother!" - When a grunt is about to die, kinda rare.


 * "Should we go out there?" - When behind cover not noticing the player behind them.


 * "YOU BIG BULLYING BASTARD!" - When throwing a plasma grenade, IWHBYD needed.


 * "Maybe we should let him go." - On Ark while in cover.


 * "Its not like them to stop firing." - On Ark while in cover.


 * "Shnamamamamamaaa!!!! Nanana naaaaaaa Naaaanaaannaaaanaaaaa" (Halo CE Jingle)- Kamakazi grunt


 * "Great dogs of dungeoness!!"


 * "Okay, I ask the prophets if they can give you a place in the Great Journey."- Grunt when panicking, IWHBYD may be needed.


 * "I have you now!" - When a grunt goes kamikaze


 * "Aiyiyiyi, KAMIKAZE!"-same as above


 * "I'll getcha, you big jerk!"-whe Master Chief kills some grunts


 * "Haha! Arbiter, you have been sniped!" - When a Jackal snipes and kills the Arbiter and a Grunt saw it.


 * (Singsong voice): "Oooah aaaaaah!" - When a grenade blows up in a Grunt's face and he goes flying.


 * "Haha! Arbiter, you have been spiked!" - When a Brute comes and unloads a clip of Spiker onto the Arbiter, thus killing the Arbiter.


 * "Father, wait, please spare me!" - When Chief and the Arbiter kill a pack of Grunts, and the Arbiter is about to kill the last one with a melee.


 * "Why is he chasing me!!!"


 * "For Spaaartaaaa* Very rare IWHBYD skull needed.

Halo Wars

 * "Grunt Ready" - after buying a Grunt squad.


 * "Grunt Reporting" - after buying a Grunt squad.


 * "It tickles"


 * "Me move fast. Me not get shot!"


 * "Go here. Go there." - common saying when told to move somewhere.


 * "Grunt moving" - common saying when told to move somewhere.


 * "Grunt. Go,go,go!" - after buying Grunt squad.


 * "AAA!" - After Grunt is killed and shot up into the air.


 * "Ewww! We got Grunt bits all over the hull" - Warthog Driver after running over Grunt(s) on Alpha Base.


 * "The Enemy is preparing Grunts" - Serina or the Prophet of Regret after the enemy is creating grunts.
 * "The Enemy sends his Grunts" - Serina or the Prophet of Regret after the enemy send grunts to attack you.