Marcus P. Stacker/Quotes

Halo:CE, 2 and 3 Campaign
"Hey, I heard you fellows taste Just like CHICKEN!"

"Rock n' Roll, let's get ready people"

"I want HOT BARRELS people! POUR IT ON EM!"

"What in the hell--?"

"Swap 'em for the mag."

"Grenades are like RAM. You can never have too much."

"This is too much!! Even for a Pete! Aaaaah!" (Said when Pete takes damage)

"I don't need bodies, I just need a count."

"Man, you're shooting like you got a cheat code!" (If you shoot bullets and miss your targets a lot)

"Damn, I look good!"

"Dodge that, ya Son of a Bitch!"

"Next one who dies gets double duty." (When a Marine dies.)

"How are you still alive?"

"My mom thought I was gonna be a doctor!"

"Sir, we have to develop what we call trust."

"I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence!"

"Where are your glasses, boy?" (If you shoot him.)

"Hey! Where's the morphine?" (When he gets hit by enemy fire.)

"Fall in over here!"

"Keep firing! Let's spend some of that taxpayer money!"

"Well, that's one way to save ammo!" (After splattering lots of Covenant.)

"When you die, I'm gonna be a happy, happy man."

"I didn't like him either, but DAMN!" (After you get killed.)

"Ew! You make my mother-in-law look pretty!"

"Let God sort em out!"

"Suck it, split-lip!"

"Hey! No one said, 'freeze tag'!" (If the Chief/Arbiter and all surrounding allies are inactive for a while.)

"Uh, leave the cursing to the professionals, son."

"That's fine and all... but you still owe me twenty bucks."

"I hope you're not all talk, Marine."

"Hey, if you suck, that's your own damn fault!"

"You don't have the right to wear the beret!"

"This sucks with a capital K!"

"What is wrong with you?" (When you shoot him.)

"I'm sorry. Your name is... uh..."

"Yo mama's so ugly, her tears run down the back of her head!"

"Chief, you're freaking me out." (If you stare at Stacker for a while.)

"Pour it on Marines, you aren't paying for the rounds!"

"Oh, crap!" (When stuck.)

"Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!"

"You are lucky that breathing is an involuntary reflex."

"Your breathing you had me worried."

"Nice pause but the world ain't gonna save itself."

"He's an idiot, about to become a DEAD idiot."

"A plan is a beautiful thing when it works. This is a beautiful thing."

"According to the manual, you're a dumbass!"

"French fried ugly! Favorite dish!"

"Hey! Mr. Spaghetti!"

"Hey there, blue bastard! You're gonna die!"

"I'm gonna carve a lucky charm outta you, meat head!"

"Hey Mr. Latrine-is that a toilet on your back?"

"Hey Chewie! Your about to be turned into a foot rest!"

"Im gonna crack you open and put you on a pile of pasta!"

"17B! Bingo!"

"Your a thing named Blue, how do you do? Now your gonna die!"

"Alright, lets see what the big A can do." (said when spotting the Arbiter)

"That's okay, Ten-for-one!" (said when Marine laments over a dead ally)

"Belay that, Marine!" (when other Marine says that they'll try to lure out an enemy)

"Heeeeey Kalamari!" (said to Elite during fight)

"I bet a fiddle of Gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm gonna kill ya'!" (Halo 3, IWHBYD required)

"You're gonna look like a splat on my wind shield, big blue!"

"I'm gonna rip your head off and shove it where the sun don't shine!" (Halo 3, IWHBYD required)

"Boy, the uglier they are, the harder they fall!" (Halo 3, IWHBYD possibly needed)

"I'm sorry, did you really need to be that bad?!" (Halo 2 when you shoot him)

"I do not like the idea of dying, just so you know." (Halo 3, possibly IWHBYD needed)

"Wow, its not even my birthday!" (Halo 3, when given a good weapon, IWHBYD needed)

"We have an uninvited wraith coming in for brekfast!" (Halo 3, IWHBYD needed)

"This is not where the American idles!" (Halo 3, IWHBYD needed)