User:JackVibe

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Halo Tidbits
Let's start with one of my favorite Halo-related quote(s) chosen randomly: "Oh, hello! I'm a genius!"

- 343 Guilty Spark

"Right. And I am a Vice Admiral."

- John-117 "Hey Grif, chupathingy! How about that? I like it, gotta ring to it."

- Staff Sergeant Sarge "There's a reason I'm loyal. I didn't know I was a first-person-shooter until I player Halo. I put my faith in Bungie."

- Nathan Fillion "Please, no hurt, me like Elites! Brutes stinky-bad-bad. Me stay here, and make sure no Brutes come behind, mighty Arbiter? Heh-heh... heh?"

- Cowardly Grunt "Careful, I think you just strained a metaphor."

- Chips Dubbo "Oh, oh God, oh God! Is that... serious?"

- Wounded Marine

"I help because that is who I am."

- Lighter than Some "Halo 2 is a lot like Halo 1, only it's Halo 1 on fire, going 130 miles per hour through a hospital zone, being chased by helicopters and ninjas. And, the ninjas are all on fire, too."

- Jason Jones "See these skulls? When they activate, they turn a casual Covenant make out session into a full on test of your manly prowess."

- Avery Junior Johnson "Halo 4, I get a woman!"

- David Scully as AJ Johnson "It is "corpsman". You don't pronounce the "s". I mean, its not very good to have a guy delivering first-aid to be called a "corpse-man". Yeah... Yeah… Kinda… Yeah… Kinda negative there, y'know. Like, if I'm lying there with a bullet in me, I don't want somebody called a "corpse-man" working on me. "Call a 'corpse-man'!" "No you don't!" "Just a second, I'm killing this guy here! I'll be right there!" Yeah, "corpse-man" …"

- Pete Stacker "Wort Wort Wort!"

- Sangheili "The Covenant have found Earth. They own New Mombasa. Anyone that could've driven them off is dead, or gone. I'd say that makes for desperate times. Me and my team? Guess we're the desperate measure."

- Edward Buck "Unfrigginbelievable!"

- The Announcer "All cruisers, fire at will! Burn their mongrel hides!"

- Rtas 'Vadum "Well, like the good book says, payback's a bitch!"

- Taylor H. Miles

"I don't think it actually says that, Dutch."

- Michael Crespo

"I'm paraphrasin', ya heathen!"

- Taylor H. Miles "We must go. The Brutes have our scent."

- Thel 'Vadam "Unfortunately for us both, I like crazy."

- Cortana "Nnoo! Nnnoo! Nnnoo…iiing…"

- Unnamed Unggoy "We'll head for the Portal. And we'll all go home."

- John-117 "We will tear you into bloody ribbons!"

- Anonymous Jiralhanae "Thank you, failsafe initiated. Activating Emp."

- Freelancer Command PA "Your Prophets have promised you freedom from a doomed existence, but you will find no salvation on this ring. Those who built this place knew what they wrought. Do not mistake their intent, or all will perish as they did before."

- Gravemind

"This thing is right. Halo is a weapon. Your Prophets are making a big mistake."

- John-117

"Your ignorance already destroyed one of the sacred rings, Demon. It shall not harm another."

- Thel 'Vadamee "We've all played through the Halo games the way they were intended to play, right? Shoot this enemy, shoot that one, push this button, drive this vehicle, escort this person, and ninja that one. Jump, skip, hop, and make your way to saving the galaxy from the Covenant, the Flood, and the looming threat of the Halo Array. Maybe you did this more than once. Heck, maybe you just did this last weekend."

- Jeremy "Vociferous" Patenaude "Was that the Monitor? You didn't tell me he was here. Well, we are finally doing what he wanted."

- Cortana]]|undefined "Well, it's pointing us a click and a half east and two thousand feet underground."

- Jun-A266 "And I didn't bring my shovel, Commander."

- Emile-A239

Favorite Halo Moments

 * I "[jumped into a] tank, [rolled] across the bridge, and [blew] up any inhuman-son-of-a-bitch dumb enough to get between [me] and the Prophet of Regret..."
 * Somehow splattered my friend who was boarding my Banshee against the base wall in Coagulation.
 * Leaving no Covenant standing in the level ONI Alpha Site.
 * No-scope headshot my friend across Reflection. He still won the match though.
 * Blasting Banshees and Phantoms on the Onager, while Emile stands next to me, holding his shotgun as well as screaming out targets. Jiralhanae Chieftains running around Platform Delta with all Marines dead.
 * Tanks beats everything on Legendary in The Package! Oh and me too. Not the ODSTs though. :\ Rest in peace, pals.

Worst Halo Moment

 * I played Sierra 117 on Heroic, watched my Marines die, and had to fight by myself because the Arbiter somehow died and lost his Carbine. Funny how he ran towards a wall to get to the Jackal Sniper.
 * Saved the Troop Hog in ONI: Sword Base and placed it behind a rock. When I destroyed the Wraiths with the Target Locator and returned, it was destroyed. When I looked at it on Theater, it just exploded for no friggin' reason.

Anything Else

 * "Xbox LIVE is not available in [my] locale" and that really pisses me off.
 * Halo 3 is more epic than Halo: Reach. Halo: Reach has more sandbox opportunities though, which make it more fun.
 * Halo 3: ODST is fun. I like the idea of looking around the universe in different point of views.
 * Due to my limited resources, the only thing I can do here in Halopedia is be the janitor. I clean up, improve, correct and so on.
 * Try playing Halo 3 after playing Halo: Reach, knowing the Covenant Leader responsible for the deaths of Noble Team (Including Six) is none other than the Sangheili Thel 'Vadamee, now the Arbiter.

Signatures

 * 1) —S331
 * 2) — S331 Talk • Contributions
 * 3) — S331 Bubbleshieldhud.svg (Talk • Contributions)
 * 4) — S331 Bubbleshieldhud.svg(When I played Halo: CE, we didn't have any fancy-shmancy armor abilities...)
 * 5) — S331 Bubbleshieldhud.svg(Tank beats Everything!)

Favorite Halo Soundtracks
Halo Wars has some awesome soundtracks. End of discussion.

Drafts

 * Helmet Attachments
 * Halo: Reach Legendary Developer Commentary