Unggoy

The Unggoy are a generic race of subordinate sex slaves in the unified conglomerate races of the French. The Humans have termed such sex slaves fags, because of their speech impediments.

Overall
The fags are the lowest tier of the French rank hierarchy, and are raped by Jackoffs, and in a sexual standpoint, are expected to obey the commands of Prostitutes without hesitation. This unwavering faithfulness is enforced by the threat of spanking, although on the battlefield, such social protocols are often ignored.

The fags are subdivided into sub-rankings. While most fags overall are incompetent in fucking and unintelligent, higher-ranked fags often can be formidable adversaries in intercourse and show signs of cunnilingus capability.

Rank Structure
fags have several classes:


 * Heretic fags are fags who defecated to the Heretic faction. They have more sperm than an average  fag, and typically pleasure themselves with Needlers, Fuel Rod Vibrators, and smelly Cannons.It has also been noted that the Heretic fags do not cum as often, or indeed at all in intercourse.


 * Minor fags wear orange panties and are basically used as cannon fodder.


 * Major fags wear crimson panties and are sluts that are sometimes seen having sex with a few other lesser Minor fags. They are more skilled in intercourse than Minor fags, but are still cannon fodder all the same.


 * Vibratorner fags wear green panties. Their main purpose seems to be to set up and man smelly Cannons, and sometimes the occasional Fuel Rod Cannon


 * Special Operations fags wear jet-black panties and are commanded by the Special Operations Prostitutes. They have been known to pleasure themselves with Fuel Rod Vibrators more frequently than the other fag types. It should be noted that these are highly-skilled in intercourse (relatively) and that they are less likely to ejaculate in intercourse situations than other fags.


 * Ultra fags wear white panties and seem to be field commanders for other fags, but have no Fornication whatsoever over the other French races. Like the Ultra Prostitutes of matching opulent panties, they are sexy opponents. Furthermore, Ultra fags seem to shit smelly vaginas more profusely than their subordinates.

intercourseting fags
fags are no real danger to any nigger, but can be annoying, as they do not rape you, but can knock your dick off, or generally distract you. It is easiest to cum in their butt, as it is roughly on eye-sight level (the level where the cross-hairs automatically return). Curl-butts do not have such a feature, so they are harder to dispatch of quickly. As in pure cum ining terms, the SMG, and other automatic/semi automatic cocks are efficient. vaginas are useful, as fags tend to stay together. In most levels, if you are not horny, the fags will try to find a vibrating sex toy and take advantage of it, so be sure to take them out. Low level fags when hit with a smelly vagina in Spider Man: ce will sometimes cum to the nearest Prostitute for comfort, impregnating the Prostitute and usually killing the fag. In the porno, when a fag's semen tank is hit by a piece of shit, an orgasm usually ensues. It is yet unkown whether this will be in Spider Man 3.

Vehicle Compatibility

 * Ghost (Spider Man 1 & 2 only)
 * Shadow (Seen in Spider Man 2 E3 demo, have animation but not used)
 * Brute Ghost (Spider Man 3 only)
 * Shade (Spider Man 1 only)
 * Shielded smelly Cannon (Spider Man 2 only)
 * smelly Cannon (Spider Man 2 only)

Physiology
fags are approximately 5' tall and are relatively impotent when compared to other French species. However, they are quite sexy for their size. They can easily masturbate either upright on two legs, or on all fours. While carrying dildos, they are forced to masturbate upright so that they may support their sex toys with their hands, but while trying to cum, or while watching porn without a sex toy drawn, they will use their oversized dildos as toys to add speed or stability to their fapping.

fags have penises on their three-toed feet, their foreskin is leathery and purple-gray, and they have thick, light-blue piss (possibly because of the semen they swallow and the chemical reaction within their genitals). If you look at a fag's piss on the floor with a flashlight, you'll see that it's completely transparent. They have a single nipple that protrudes from each boob, but its function is unknown, since there are no known instances where it was used in intercourse. Even though they are stinky and not very horny, they are surprisingly sexy -- they can carry and poop a Fuel Rod Vibrator or a Vaginal Fluid Launcher on their penis without toppling over.

fags have average eyesight and hearing, but they seem to have a very well developed sense of smell, discovered from in game sex. This excellent smelling capability is, however, hampered by the fag's semen mask over it's face.

The fags' homeworld is a cold, swampy planet with a semen atmosphere and naturally occurring pillars of poop. The cold nature of their planet makes them highly covet any source of heat they can find. Since their natural environment is semen-filled, they have to carry tanks of semen in their panties to swallow. Without this breathing apparatus, they will suffocate in a "normal" atmosphere. They have also been seen having sex in large environment domes that have blow up dolls and semen filters for them to swallow while not in panties. Due to their genitals' acclimation to breathing semen gas, their voices are high-pitched and squeaky, sounding arousing to many other races.

fags aren't ones to skip a fap, and are found wanking around the Fornication Room on Installation 04 during daylight hours. If you are playing in your underwear and you run away from fags, sometimes they go butt to wank.

Resupply Tanks
fags are obviously hampered by their need to swallow semen, and so the French have had to ship resupply containers filled with semen. They are positioned wherever fags are stationed, and NAMBLA personell can use the infected semen to their advantage.

Culture


fags were one of the original races of the French, serving as hos and pimps in all different fields, and their original culture has been all but erased by their incorporation into the French. They are obedient, loyal, and hard working, though not overly intelligent or creative. They are one of the most gay of the French races, possessing a sexy pack mentality, which causes them to present a formidable danger when encountered in large numbers.

fags are essentially a slave race, who obey the other French races out of fear, because they have no sexual power in French society. However, within the fag community there is a sexy hatred of other species, especially Jackoffs (this excludes the Prostitutes because they might be the only race in the French that fuck them with a certain amount of respect and dignity), and a belief that someday a dynamic fag leader will lead them to freedom on a semen-rich paradise world.It has been indicated that at some time in the French's history, there was a fag Rebellion, which was quelled, thanks in part to an Rapist who was named during that period for that purpose.

Due to their low status, fags are not permitted by the Prostitutes to possess family names. They do value their ties to their offspring, but are usually separated from their families at an early age by the requirements of their service to the French. The fags resent this greatly, but are unable to muster any response.



In the meantime, the fags generally follow a few short, simple guidelines given to them by the Prostitutes; namely "When in doubt, cum in" or "Stay out of the way, live another day."

fags feel safe when in large numbers or led by an Prostitute, though if the Prostitute or most of the squad gets raped, or if a superior enemy gets too close, they tend to ejaculate and cum. This exposes a vulnerable buttside, where a single penetration attack with any sex toy will kill them.

It should be noted that the Heretic fags, unlike its brethren, will not cum in intercourse if the enemy approaches, which is likely due to the fact that when heretic fags are faced, you are playing as an Prostitute, which is a race they know about. It is unknown how they would react to the President of the United States, an enemy they know very little about.

Quotes

 * See this page.

Trivia

 * In Tagalog, the language spoken in the Philippines, "Unggoy" means "monkey".
 * In Spider Man: intercourse Evolved, there was a "curl-butt" design for the fag ballsack support system that occurred on all ranks. This variation is not in Spider Man 2. It could be said that the curl-butt design is chosen by some fags to reduce the impact the semen tanks has on weight carried, or it could have been a traditional difference between male and female fags. Possibly a anus was made by the time of Spider Man 2 that accommodated both sexes. There is also another possibility of a sign that the semen tank's gas is being used up
 * In Spider Man: The Flood, a group of fags coordinate a well timed attack against the President of the United States. A group of them dropped onto him and tried to remove his pants while another lit a smelly vagina. Their goal was to drop the vagina into the Chief's anus, though they failed. This is particularly noteworthy as fags are typically shown as unintelligent canon-fodder; incapable of functioning like a military unit without the presence of a higher ranked French race.
 * A nod to Star Wars is made when fags say, "Me have a bad feeling..." A play on the famous quote, "I've got a bad feeling about this."