UNSC Marine Corps/Quotes

Halo: Combat Evolved

 * "Woo hoo!" - Warthog gunner after jumping of a hill, ramp, etc.
 * "The calvalry has arrived!" upon seeing the Master Chief
 * "Bet the Covenant didn't expect to fight the biggest Marine bad asses in the Corps!"
 * "Great... now what?" - When the Master Chief dies.
 * "We're done for." - When the Master Chief dies.
 * "Cortana... You still there?" - When the Master Chief dies.
 * "Uh, that thing on the left, is the brake..." When the Master Chief is driving the Warthog
 * "He is taller than I thought, more handsome too." When he sees Master Chief
 * "Look, a Mark V." Sees Master Chief
 * "Great! Now who's gonna save the Earth?!"-when Mater Chief dies.
 * "Aw Sir,it's more fun shooting them."-when you run over an enemy.
 * "That's one way to save ammo."-when you run over an enemy.
 * "YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!"-when on last bar of health.

Halo 2

 * What's the matter?,did I come on to strong?"-female marine.
 * He's on Loco!"-when Chief kills marines or the Covenant.
 * "Eyes downrange, not down-shirt!" - Female Marine, after seeing enemies.
 * Don't shoot his head! You'll hurt Cortana, she's a hottie. She's blue, but she's a hottie." - Marine in battle.
 * "Byaah!" - In the fashion of Howard Dean; Delta Halo, at the 'Off the Rock, Through the Bush, Nothing but Jackal', when falling down waterfalls. No IWHBYD required.
 * "Are you sure Cortana's not helping you, mate?" - Australian Marine
 * "Take off your mask, you can't be that ugly!" - Marine
 * "I kill you, Grunt!" - Marine
 * "Bloody bastards!" - Australian Marine
 * "You can run, but you can't hide..." - Marine Sniper
 * "Keep going, slackers."-Marine - Various levels including Delta Halo
 * "Don't stop now, Chief!"
 * "Don't worry, I won't bite." - Female Marine.
 * "I'll be a good girl, I promise." - Female Marine.
 * "Taken care of it." - When the enemy is killed/vehicle destroyed.
 * "So, that's a Spartan." - Female Marine
 * "Argh, I'm hit." - Marine when wounded.
 * "Is... is that your bone?" - Random Marine responding to above.
 * "They almost wiped us out." - After taking heavy casualties in an engagement.
 * "Hey sir! That ain't right!" - When given a worse weapon than what they had previously.
 * "Hey, if you're happy, I'm happy." - When given a worse weapon than what they had previously.
 * Marine 1: "Just because I'm scared doesn't mean I won't kill you!".
 * Marine 2: "Yeah, me too!" - When engaging enemies.
 * "Why did everyone stop shooting?" - After an engagement ends.
 * "Sure you wanna give this up, Chief?" - When given a better weapon than what they had previously.
 * "Uh...Whats wrong with it?" When given a better weapon then the one they had previously.
 * "Can you sign it, sir? I'm a huge fan." - Smiling, when given a better weapon than what they had previously.
 * " "For a cyborg, he's pretty cute!" female marine on the level Metropolis.
 * "My family died on Reach, Sir. All of them." - When looked at for a bit by the player, in Halo 2.
 * "There are better weapons all over the place! Don't take mine!" - Looking nasty, when given a worse weapon than what they had previously, in Halo 2.
 * "I feel much better now." - Smiling, when given a better weapon than what they had previously, in Halo 2.
 * "All I do is give, give, give." - Frowns and looking nasty, when given a worse weapon than what they had previously, in Halo 2.
 * "I appreciate it, Sir." - Smiling, when given a better weapon than what they had previously, in Halo 2.
 * "I'll never wash this weapon." - Smiling, when given a better weapon than what they had previously, in Halo 2.
 * "This doesn't make me very happy, Sir!" - Frowns, when given a worse weapon than what they had previously, in Halo 2.
 * "Great! Thanks!" - Then smiles, and salutes the player, when given a better weapon than what they had previously.
 * "Look, a Mark VI.
 * "A Spartan?!"
 * "That man you killed had a baby!" - When an ally is killed.
 * Random tough talk with Elites on the level Regret: Elite: "Come out little monkey, do not be afraid. I have a banana for you." Female marine: "Why don't you come in and find me?"
 * "Is it over?" - Female Marine.
 * "Did we make it?" - Female Marine.
 * "That man you killed had a girlfriend with kittens!" - when an ally is killed.
 * "That man you killed had a puppy! - when an ally is killed
 * "Man, they smell bad dead. Or was that you, sarge? Heheh!"
 * "You forgot your purse!" -To retreating enemies
 * "Hey, check it out, it's the new armor!" -When MC passes by
 * "Another kill for the Big Green" - Halo 2, when the Master Chief is taking down enemies quickly.
 * "She was one of the cute ones." Male Marine on seeing a female marine die on Metropolis

Halo 3

 * We kick asses and took names,then we kick nameasses."
 * Come on that was great!"
 * Hey,take a picture it will last longer."
 * I alsmost felt bad for him."
 * More contacts!"
 * We're all clear!"
 * Oh Looky here."
 * Chief we save some for you!"
 * "Eat it!"
 * Wraith!!!"
 * "Thanks for the help,altough we didn't need it."-when Cheif or Arbiter kills all enemies in room.
 * "You sack of turds!"-heard when shot(IWHBYD needed)
 * "Yea! We owned those fools!"- If you teabag a dead Brute (May have to be a Chieftan).
 * "Sen-effing-sational." - Australian Marine.
 * "The Arbiter's dead, Chief, now what?" - Said when the Arbiter dies in Co-op.
 * "I LOVED him!" - Said when you kill the Arbiter, possibly IWHBYD.
 * "I am sore, and tired, and ready for vengeance!" - ODST on the Ark. IWHBYD possibly needed.
 * "Frag out, you dumb f...!" - When a Marine throws a Fragmentation Grenade. Rarely said, IWHBYD needed.
 * "Hey man, I'll take good care of your girlfriend!" - Unknown IWHBYD needed, Crow's Nest.
 * "Alright, the one-man calvary has arrived!" - Marine, Tsavo Highway.
 * "This is as easy as punching children... Not that I have ever done that before..." - Halo 3, Marine in Crow's Nest barracks, IWHBYD required.
 * "I'm sick of being a sex symbol." - Halo 3, Marine in Crow's Nest barracks, IWHBYD required.
 * "You drive, I wanna shoot stuff! - Halo 3, when getting into Scorpion - perhaps IWHBYD.
 * "Come on everybody, lets get in!" - Halo 3, after the player enters a vehicle. Unsure if IWHBYD Skull needs to be active or not. Note: when the Marine says "lets," it is said with a lisp.
 * "Oh man...did the Arbiter just get wasted!?" - When the Arbiter dies in Halo 3 Co-op with the IWHBYD Skull enabled.
 * "Hey, I thought Spartans never died." - Marine in Halo 3 when seeing the Master Chief die, unsure if IWHBYD Skull needed.
 * "Well, I was gonna teabag him, but... Everybody's looking." - Marine in Halo 3 after killing an enemy with IWHBYD active.
 * "Where's the Bubble Shield? I saw the Chief deployed one!" - IWHBYD, when a Marine is under heavy fire and when the Master Chief does deploy a Bubble Shield somewhere else.
 * "Hey, you guys ever seen that movie Full Metal Jacket?" - Halo 3, The Storm, after you take out the Hunters and start heading toward the Anti-Air Wraith gun.
 * "I'm not THAT good looking..." - Female Marine in Halo 3 if you stare.
 * "Hey, do you remember me? I was at New Mombasa..." - ODST on the level The Covenant, if you sit idle too long or push him too much.
 * "I admire your skull cracking pummeling." - Halo 3, after killing an enemy via melee towards the head.
 * "I'm surprised his head stayed on." - Halo 3, after killing a Grunt via melee towards the head.
 * "This is Sparta!" - Halo 3; IWHBYD.
 * "Dude!... I think I leveled up!" - Halo 3; IWHBYD.
 * "Grenades are like RAM. You can never have too much." - Possible reference to Red vs. Blue.
 * "Thanks for killing the big scary guy!" - Halo 3; IWHBYD - after killing a Brute Chieftain/Hunter.
 * "I throw like a girl." - Halo 3; When a Marine throws a Grenade.
 * "Brutes? They're just big kittens with nail guns!"
 * "Oh man! Did you see that!? Those Bugs just came down like, Zee-Zwee Zawam! And we just like, bam bam. And then the Chief came and it's just Shum shum, bang bang, BOOM! And now the Buggers are all dead! It was amazing!" - Said, very fast, by a Marine in Halo 3 when Drones comes out of the vents in Crow's Nest. IWHBYD required.
 * "Tonight, we dine in hell." - Female Marine in various levels on Legendary difficulty in Halo 3, this is a reference to the near end of "300" Leonidas yells the same thing.
 * "Why is this thing so damn loud!?" - Warthog Gunner, after extended firing in Halo 3, possibly a Red vs Blue reference with Simmons and the Warthog gun.
 * "Hey, everybody! Give him some room!" - Female (Hispanic) Marine, referring to the Master Chief, Halo 3.
 * "Whew. I'm so hot right now..." - Female (African) Marine, IWHBYD required, Halo 3.
 * "DIE DIE DIE!" - Marine, Halo 3.
 * "Chief, tap him out"- Whispered when you see the Urinating Brute on The Ark.
 * "Tank beats Ghosts", "Tank beats Hunters", "Tank beats everything! Oh man! I could do this all day!"- The Ark when you get a Scorpion Tank.
 * "I wanna go home now. Look at that!" - On The Covenant, with IWHBYD Skull activated.
 * "I am about to stop your life!" - On The Covenant with IWHBYD Skull activated.
 * "That's it! Now, you're a dead man!" - Australian Marine, IWHBYD possibly needed.
 * "Can you please save the universe now?" - ODST, unknown whether IWHBYD Skull needed.
 * "Who wants frags 'n' ice cream?" and later "I want ice cream!" (Female Marine on The Ark)
 * "You drive crazy!! A good kind of crazy." - Said by Marine when you first get into a Warthog on Tsavo Highway.
 * "Wow, it's not even my birthday!" - When given a Spartan Laser.
 * "Join the fight, Chief, we lost your Planet." - When player is idle.
 * "You should do that, like, all the time!" - When blowing up enemies with Tank or Grenades.
 * "I'll rip out your heart and show it to your dying eyes!" - IWHBYD maybe needed, unsure.
 * " Oh look it's the enemy." - When you see the enemy, (IWHBYD maybe)
 * "I was gonna bag on that corpse, but I didn't think you guys wanted to see it." - IWHBYD needed, (just after killing brute chieftain on The Storm)
 * "They were all like 'We're gonna take over Earth!' and we're all like 'Eat these grenades!" - After a battle.
 * "I guess we showed them who wears the pants on this planet!" - After a battle.
 * "Chief, could you kill all those things? That would REALLY be nice."
 * "Na-nana-na nananana" -(to the tune of the Duke of Harzard's horn the Robert E. Lee)A marine after going off a jump. IWHBYD may be needed.

Unclassified

 * "Move along, nothing to see... Move along, nothing to see." - After a fight.
 * "Hold your positions!"
 * "Hey, I've got a live one!"
 * "Don't play with it, soldier."
 * "That's right, that just happened!"
 * "New vehicles just don't fall out of the sky!" - When crashing with a Warthog.
 * "Here comes the one-man army!" - When a Marine spots the Master Chief.
 * "Okay guys, back to my place for pie!"
 * "Alright, let's move and mount it Marines and not in a rude way!" - Marine getting in a vehicle with other Marines, IWHBYD needed.
 * "Let's settle in, anybody see a Starbucks? Oh there's one over there..."
 * "I'll make sure this letter gets to your family, I promise." - Marine mourning another Marine.
 * "Aww, Man. I was going to get lucky tonight!" - If you betray a female Marine, IWHBYD may be required.
 * "After this, we're goin' drinking!"
 * "Hey, look at me. I'm a big scary monster!" - Taunting a Hunter.
 * "Did you ride the short yellow bus to school soldier?" - Marine questioning another marine.
 * "Yeah, so..." - If idle too long.
 * "Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting!"
 * "Wish they were all that easy." - Female Marine, when staring at.
 * "Ugly and stupid! What a combo!" - Female Marine taunting Grunts.
 * "I'm not THAT good looking.... Or maybe I am." - Female Marine, IWHBYD.
 * "My face! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!!!!" - A Marine, when injured.
 * "Gee, thanks a ton Chief." - When given a bad weapon.
 * "Everyone buckle up! It's the law." - When Marines board a vehicle.
 * "I actually have really good motor skills..." - Upon kicking a Marine out of the driver's seat of a Warthog.
 * "We got a Ghost! And it's not even Halloween!" - A Marine, upon seeing a Ghost.
 * "Why, what's wrong with it?" - When giving a stronger weapon.
 * "Let's go, Arbiter dude!" - If idle too long, and Marine approaches the Arbiter.
 * "Ow, my freakin' butt cheek!" - Marine passenger when landed hard, IWHBYD.
 * "Somebody get me some raid!" - When Drones appear. IWHBYD needed.
 * "That's for those boys on Reach!" - Female Marine when all the enemy has been killed in the surrounding room and starts shooting at a dead enemy.
 * "It's killing time, boys! That's how I/we roll!"
 * "Shotgun!" - Upon entering a vehicle.
 * "Called it!"
 * "How long were you in Cryo?" - To the Master Chief.
 * "Right through his mind!" - Headshot.
 * "Hey, you're the man!" - When given better weapon.
 * "Hey, let me know when you want it back." - When given better weapon.
 * "Semper Fi bro, Semper Fi..." - Marine talking to dead marine.
 * "He's KIA." - When another Marine is dead.
 * "Protect the Chief!" - When the Master Chief's shields are down.
 * "Sergeant, we need back up!" - When being overrun.
 * "I feel like a settler trading with a native american." - After giving good weapon, IWHBYD maybe required.
 * "Yes Sir, we got trouble, right here in River City!" - Reference to The Music Man. IWHBYD required.
 * "Do not open till Christmas!" - Throwing Grenade.
 * "This right here, is why I signed up!!" - Marine in vehicle with the Master Chief.
 * "Kill stealing son of a bitch!" - IWHBYD.
 * "Hey, you're the perfect height, to kiss my ass!"
 * "Merry Christmas!" - Throwing a Grenade.
 * "Got something for ya!" - Throwing a Grenade. Possibly a reference to Red vs. Blue when Donut kills Tex.
 * "I made you a little going away present." - Throwing a Grenade.
 * "Here you go, sunshine." - Throwing a Grenade.
 * "Did you take a magic pill or something, 'cause that was awesome'!"
 * "Ah, I see, blow the crap out of everything. I like your style!" - Use only Rocket Launcher and Grenades.
 * "That ain't a puppy, Marine." - Sergeant.
 * "You alright mate?" "Yeah, I'll make it." - Or any other positive remark.
 * "Chief, can you teach me how to do that?"
 * "I like the way you think, Chief."
 * "Any chance you might have had, you just lost it..." - Female Marine in Halo 2 when given a weaker weapon.
 * "Bloody Bugs!"
 * "Good job/nice kill/man, I'm glad he's on our side..." - Halo 2 & Halo 3.
 * "Aw, that's another one for the Chief."
 * "I think I heard that." - Melee in Halo 2 & Halo 3.
 * "Dude, these guys are from outer space...and we're killing them!" - Halo 3 - said after a battle.
 * "And everybody was kung-fu fighting..." - Halo 2 and Halo 3 - Marine killing enemies.
 * "Bam! His skull imploded!" - After you kill an enemy by meleeing him.
 * "Is his skull really as soft as that made it look?" - After you melee a Grunt in the head.
 * "Here's a Grenade, dumb foxtrot!!!" - Heard on the Ark on Normal.
 * "I need a nurse! No no, a female nurse." - After being hit in a battle.
 * "That knocked the change out of my pocket!" - Marine Passenger, if you almost flip a Warthog over.
 * "When are you going to start fighting split-lip?" - Taunting an Elite.
 * "You totally owned that sucker." - After you kill a Hunter on the level The Storm.
 * "Have we tried reasoning with them?"
 * "Get me an angle!" - When Warthog gunner is shooting.
 * "Floor it!" - (When Marine gets into vehicle.
 * "You treat your mother like that?" - Female Marine on the beginning of Metropolis if Male Marine is killed.
 * "Hit the gas!" - When a Marine gets on a vehicle.
 * "I'll take turret!"- As above.
 * "You wanna get us killed?" - Warthog gunner after falling off cliff and flipping.
 * "Who gave you the licence?"
 * "Be careful!"
 * "Yep, thats why its called a breast plate." - Female Marine in Halo 2.
 * "Alright, you can come, but I'm keeping my eye on you" - If you kill too many Marines, then stop attacking them. (Sargent Johnson has a slightly different version- "I'll trust you, for now").
 * "Bad person! Bad person!" - If you are fighting a Marine after you go rampant.
 * "He's gone rampant..." - If you kill too many Marines.
 * "Kill that armored freak!" - If you kill too many Marines.
 * "Kill him! He's crazy!" - If you kill too many Marines.
 * "He is a traitor, kill him!" - If you kill too many Marines.
 * "He's gone Section 8, kill him." - If you kill too many Marines, also usually said by Sergeant.
 * "What the hell?" - If you shoot a Marine.
 * "...Stupid... cyborg... - Said really fast by Marine if you kill another Marine.
 * "What's wrong with you?" - If you shoot or kill a Marine.
 * "Do I owe you money?" - If you shoot a Marine.
 * "Cease fire!" - If you shoot a Marine.
 * "Clean your visor!" - If you shoot a Marine.
 * "Where are your glasses, boy?" - If you shoot a Marine.
 * "Get up so I can kill you again!" - After killing an enemy.
 * "Come back to class so I can school you again!"
 * "Hey wait, that was mine, you stole my kill!" - If you or another marine kills an enemy.
 * "Oh, come on, Sir, that was mine!"
 * "Sword Elite down!" - When they take down a Sword wielding Elite.
 * "Okay, Purple Hearts for everybody!"
 * "Don't shoot his head, you'll hurt Cortana."
 * "Hey, chapstick."
 * "Hey, I hear their main weakness is for bananas. We got any bananas?" - After killing Brutes in Halo 3.
 * "Hey, man, if I get injured, be sure to give me lots of drugs!" - To the Master Chief.
 * "What's the matter? Am I comin' on too strong?" - Female Marine in Halo 2.
 * "Hey, baby!"
 * "Hey, do you know how to turn on the windshield wipers?" - After splattering the Covenant.
 * "ROAD KILL!" - After splattering the Covenant.
 * "That's one way to save ammo." - After splattering the Covenant in Halo: Combat Evolved.
 * "Aw Sir, it's more fun shooting them!" - After splattering the Covenant in Halo: Combat Evolved.
 * "Uhh... Chief, could you at least pretend to aim?"
 * "Have we tried reasoning with them?" - When fighting.
 * "Dude, are you made of leprechauns? Cause that was awesome!"
 * "That's for my little brother!" - Shooting a dead Elite.
 * "This is our Alamo!" - American Marine.
 * "Hey, I'm not from Texas, bucko!" - In response to the above.
 * "Fall in over here!" - Marine Sergeant.
 * "Yeah, you got it. Will there be snacks?"
 * "Hey, if you're going to the fridge... grab me a beer, please?"
 * "The whole staring and heavy breathing thing doesn't really work for me."
 * "Say good night, punk."
 * "Hey! Less looking, more shooting!"
 * "I don't know who glassed Reach, but it sure wasn't you, little girl scouts!"
 * "Swing bada-bada swing!" - After the enemy is meeled to death.
 * "I'll kill ya... a little bit!"
 * "BAM!" - When the enemy is killed by a Grenade.
 * "Well... goodbye!"
 * "What's on your back, a toilet?" - Taunting a Grunt.
 * "Do NOT open till Christmas!" - Throwing a Grenade.
 * "Look at me when I'm talking to you!" - Shooting a dead enemy with Shotgun.
 * "Damn, I forgot the plan... Oh yeah, kill the aliens."
 * "Come on, get back up so I can kill you again!!"


 * "Do you think aliens have insurance?"
 * "Hehe, tickles, don't it?"
 * "Damn alien!"
 * "Stupid alien!"
 * "Covering fire!"
 * "Whoohoo yaa!!"
 * "Watch where you throw those things!"
 * "Aww, it burns!"
 * "Can't we all just get along?" Possibly a reference to Red vs. Blue character Doc.
 * "Frag out"
 * "Mira, mira!" - Spanish for: Look! Look!
 * "Oh, God! I think that one was Bob!" - When fighting the Flood.
 * "This is bad. Like 'push the big red button' bad." - When the Master Chief is killed.
 * "Ahh, get this thing off me!"
 * "Ahh, medic!"
 * "Marines! Hold it now!"
 * "Don't ask, don't tell."
 * "That popping sound was his skull, wasn't it?" - When you kill the enemy with a melee on Halo 3.
 * "Aw... you mind pointing that somewhere else, Chief?" - When you point gun at Marine for a while.
 * "Sorry the grip's... sweaty." - After friendly firing you.
 * "Hey, you were the one who destroyed their ring!"
 * "Bastard!!"
 * "You yella belly bastard!"
 * "Die, split lip!"
 * "Yea, so when I shoot, I try to hit things."
 * "Hey, that was HIM, not me. If he gets pissed, it's not my problem"
 * "You know, I really should start counting."
 * "Im gonna take that as a threat."
 * "I've been waiting a long time for this." - If you kill enough Marines.
 * "AHHH!"
 * "Okay... Let me know if you want it back." - If you give a Marine a good weapon.
 * "Your loss!" - When given a heavy weapon.
 * "What? Is something wrong with it?" - If you give a Marine certain weapons.
 * "You killed him, Sir, you killed him!" - If you kill a Marine.
 * "Hey, Chief, it's me!"
 * "How did you clowns even find Earth?" - When engaging Covenant troops in Halo 2. IWHBYD Skull off.
 * "Ok, everybody settle in. Anybody see a Starbucks... Hey look there's one over there!... There's another one across the street from it... And one across the street from that.. Oh look, there's twelve of em'!"
 * "You DO know how to drive this thing..." - When you crash a vehicle they are riding.
 * "Hey, hey, let's catch one and ride it."
 * "Not as easy as you thought, eh amigo?"
 * "WHY!?! Why couldn't it have been me?" - If you die.
 * "Hey, alien! Why don't you turn down the suck!"
 * "Let me know when I should start TRYING."
 * "Enemy down!"
 * "Ghost neutralized!"
 * "Just when you started to get on my good side..."
 * "This one's for you, Billy!"
 * "I was so busy kickin ass I forgot to take names." - Female Marine in Halo 2.
 * "Messed them up good!"
 * "Thank you, thank you very much."
 * "Alright!"
 * "You mess with me, you mess with the Chief!" - While fighting against the Covenant.
 * "Yikes."
 * "Hostile, big one."
 * "Hostile down!"
 * "Aye!"
 * "Yes, sir!"
 * "Someone get Cortana outta his head!" - When Chief dies in Halo: Combat Evolved.
 * "Come and get me! I'm just a little coward! No really, I am. Hehe...." - When one sees a Grunt running and screaming.
 * "Once I ran out of grenades so I threw my lunch... It really happened!"
 * "Ah you mother f...." - If a Grenade detonates really close to them, but they survive.
 * "That's it, you're all gonna die!" - If down to last bit of health, Halo: Combat Evolved.
 * "Open fire, lets spend some of that tax payer money!"
 * "Pour it on, Marines, you aren't paying for the rounds!"
 * "Idiot!" - If you toss a Grenade close to a Marine.
 * "See something you like?" - Female Marine, if you stare at her too long.
 * "Wow! Look at 'em fly!" - If you toss a Grenade and bodies fly in all directions.
 * "The Chief is down!" - When the Chief dies in Halo 2.
 * "What are you looking at me for? You're the hero." - If you stare at a Marine too long.
 * "You know? This reminds me of the time I got Herpes." - Marine, if idle too long.
 * "Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!" - Marine on LAAG, during killing spree.
 * "I'm not the one that blew up their Sacred Ring." - Marine, if you stare at him too long.
 * "Hey, I just realized; this isn't a drill." - When given a different weapon in Halo 2. IWHBYD Skull off.
 * "This is like the Alamo, you're dyin' for Texas, bucko!"
 * "This is as good a place as any."
 * "Thanks. For nothing" - When given a poor weapon.
 * "For now... this is home."
 * "I hope you're not all talk, Marine." - Sergeant Stacker; after a Marine makes an insult.
 * "Well, you said you were all skill, sweet face." - Female Marine responding to above statement.
 * "Back to my place for pie!"
 * "Well... Lucky me..." - Sarcastically, Perez character model; if you hand him a bad weapon.
 * "Whoops... I mean... uh... that was totally my plan."
 * "If you ask real nice, I'll kill ya. But only a little bit."
 * "Ow. That one went in." - When you shoot a Marine.
 * "How's your insurance?!"
 * "OOH-RAH!" - After Johnson chants something.
 * "I think I need a medic!"
 * "Really, if you're not dead, you're fine."
 * "What the hell, dumb ass!"
 * "Stupid little runt!"
 * "Craaap."
 * "My bad."
 * "Leave some for me!"
 * "My fault."
 * "That was me, my man."
 * "That's for Reach!" - When Marine kills enemy.
 * "Get it off me!" - When a Marine is stuck with a Plasma Grenade.
 * "You bloody traitor!" - When you kill enough Marines that the remaining ones become enemies.
 * "Well, this sucks."
 * "Well, don't you wish we ALL had sniper rifles..."
 * "You lousy bastards!" - Marine, if down to last bit of health.
 * "What the hell, dumb ass!" - If you kill a Marine.
 * "Why did you DO that?" - If you kill a Marine.
 * "Incoming!" - When a Fragmentation Grenade is primed and thrown.
 * "Oh, I see. You expected us to dodge that!" - After you throw a Grenade and kill a couple of Marines.
 * "Oh, no. I mean..... I meant to do that... I meant to do that!! - Kills an enemy.
 * "Thats alright, I'd hide from me too."
 * "Ha! The tables have turned, now you're scared of us."
 * "Time to take your medicine kids!" - Warthog gunner on killing spree.
 * "Bueno, amigo, bueno"
 * "Great job, genius, now who's gonna save the world?" - When the Master Chief is killed by friendly fire.
 * "Pay attention, mate!" - Idle for several minutes.
 * "What/Huh? Where?" - After Marine says above statement.
 * "Advantage? Us? We kick their asses!" - Marine on Halo 2.
 * "Have we tried reasoning with them?" - Marine on Halo 2.
 * "OOOWAHAHA! Good one Amigo!" - Marine on Halo 2.
 * "Ah, man I love the beach!" - Marine on the level Outskirts.
 * "I hope you packed a suit, mate!" - Australian Marine.
 * "You drive, I wanna shoot things." - When the Master Chief enters driver's side.
 * "You know Kung Fu!? Holy Crap!!! - After meleeing a Brute in Halo 3.
 * "That is one angry Mike Foxtrot!" - Halo 3, when Brute berserks.
 * "I am gonna put my foot up your ASS!!... If I can find it!" - Halo 3, To Brute; IWHBYD required.
 * "I got Shotgun!"
 * "I got Gunner Seat!" - While getting into a Warthog in Halo 3.
 * "Man, first chance I get I'm gonna grab one of those ghost things."
 * "Uhh... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!" - Marine, when you kill another Marine in Halo 3.
 * "You're pending for a bending!" - Voiced by John DiMaggio, voice of/quote from Bender on Futurama; IWHBYD required.
 * "Why don't you go back to planet Jackass, jackass!? - John DiMaggio as well; IWHBYD required.
 * "Would you kindly shut your noise hole?" - Another Bender quote; IWHBYD required.
 * "Aww, I almost have an achievement!" - IWHBYD quote from Halo 3.
 * "Happy Birthday, sunshine!' - Throws a Grenade.
 * "Get'r done!"
 * "Say 'ello to mah lil friend!" - Marine in Halo 3, in reference to Tony Montana.
 * "YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" - When down to last bit of health, Halo: Combat Evolved.
 * "I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON!" - When down to last bit of health, Halo: Combat Evolved.
 * "Uhhhhhh, yeah?" - If you stare at a Marine too long.
 * "I know, I have pretty eyes, don't I?" - Stare at a Marine too long.
 * "Sometime today would be fine."
 * "You know, I just love getting up in the morning and kicking someone's ass."
 * "Anyone in there? Hellooo?" - Stare at a Marine too long.
 * "That was kinda disappointing." - Quick battle.
 * "Get off me!! Ghhh... AHHHAAHHHHAHH!!" - Infected by the Flood in Halo 3.
 * "Everybody out!" - Exiting a vehicle in Halo: Combat Evolved.
 * "Pile out!" - Exiting vehicle in Halo: Combat Evolved.
 * "Show time!" - Entering/exiting vehicle in Halo: Combat Evolved.
 * "Man..." - When the Covenant troop is ran over, Halo: Combat Evolved.
 * "This is for all the ladies I ain't sexing, cause I'm here fighting YOU!"
 * "See? He wanted my gun." - When you swap weapons with a Marine in Halo 2.
 * "Wanna go out some time?" - Halo 3, Female Marine if she is given a Sniper Rifle, Fuel Rod Cannon or Rocket Launcher, requires the IWHBYD Skull.
 * "You might have to adjust the seat a little." - Exiting a Warthog in Halo 2.
 * "The cavalry has arrived!" - When a Marine first spots you in Halo: Combat Evolved.
 * "Get it off! Get it off!" - Stuck with a Plasma Grenade in Halo: Combat Evolved.
 * "This is suicide, man!" - When a Marine dies in Halo: Combat Evolved.
 * "Ahhh... the burn!" - Said in either a satisfied tone or a painful tone when hit in Halo: Combat Evolved.
 * "Target neutralized!" - Halo 2.
 * "Touchdown!" - Halo 2, enemy infantry/vehicle destroyed.
 * "Ghost ride da whip!" - Mongoose Passenger in Halo 3 after jumping a ramp.
 * "Listen to you, Sweary Mary!" - Halo 2, said after another Marine almost swears.
 * "Chief just got wasted!" - If the Master Chief is killed in Halo 3.
 * "Time to get to work, Arbiter dude!" - When playing as the Arbiter, if a Marine accompanies you in a vehicle.
 * "Hey look, there everyone's favorite Elite!" - Said when Arbiter appears.
 * "Good to see you, Arbiter!" - Halo 3, when Marines greet you as the Arbiter.
 * "Sure thing, Chief. Here you go." - Halo 3, switching weapons with a Marine.
 * "Get mounted, Marines! Not in a rude way..." - Halo 3 when getting in a Warthog, IWHBYD Skull required.
 * "Bloody hell! That bloke's gotta big friggin' gun!" - Australian Marine in Halo 3.
 * "Screwed that Ghost good!" - Halo 2, when fighting enemy Ghosts.
 * "Um... ow." - Friendly firing on Sergeant Johnson.
 * "Great! A gun I can't use." - When given a Covenant weapon.
 * "Well, at least I can shoot myself..." - If given a weaker weapon.
 * "The Chief is dead... I think I'll go eat my gun now." - Marine in Halo 3 after the Master Chief is killed.
 * "You killed the Master Chief, you bastard!" - When Master Chief is killed. IWHBYD must be active, extremely rare quote.
 * "The Arbiter's dead." - Halo 3; said casually, like they don't care.
 * "Greeeeased those suckers!" - Marine on level Outskirts if the Master Chief splatters multiple enemies with Warthog.
 * "That was a lot of people dying at once."
 * "Man, I should have brought an umbrella." - After blowing up many enemies with an explosive.
 * "Damn, I should have brought my mittens." - Red vs. Blue reference to Caboose.
 * "I guess we know who wears the pants on this planet!" - After a large battle in Halo 3.
 * "Chief, can I be your friend?"
 * "Dude, this one looks like your sister!" - Marine observing a dead Elite in Halo: Combat Evolved.
 * "Hey, careful, I've only got one clean pair!" - Marine in Halo 2, when you hit him.
 * "It's your funeral, mate." - Marine in Halo 2 given a better gun.
 * "I know I'm gonna die!" - Marine in Halo 2, when hit, in a sobbing voice.
 * "This is for my little brother!" - Marine, Halo 2.
 * "Oh, you shouldn't have." - Female Marine after given a better gun.
 * "Save ammo, run them over!"
 * "Sniper's taking a dirt nap!" - IWHBYD Skull required.
 * "Hey, look, they CAN fly!" - Halo: Combat Evolved, when a Grenade hits a live Elite, who flies through the air upon detonation.
 * "Oh, Man! I just had this thing washed!" - After an enemy is ran over.
 * "Dude, is that your cell phone?!" - Heard on the Ark, usually in a Tank, with IWHBYD on.
 * "Let's drive it like it's stolen." - Halo 3 Marine, when getting into a vehicle on the level The Covenant, after shuting down the First Tower.
 * "Oh great!!" - When Marines are in a bad situation.
 * "I know, you're trying to figure out what makes me so awesome." - If you look at a Marine for too long.
 * "Uhh... Sir?" - If you don't do anything aiming at a Marine for a long time in Halo 2.
 * "Ahh come on, mate, I was just having fun!" - When you force a LAAG gunner off while they are shooting.
 * "Erghh, someone give me some morphine!!!"
 * "Ahh stop whining, you little mutt!"
 * "What do you want? A cookie?"
 * "Less time here, more time there."
 * "All right! Something to take care of... I'm hungry."
 * "Contact's gone mental! - said by Marine when seeing a Brute go berserk.
 * "He's gone loco!" - Same as above.
 * "Cavrone!" - Halo 2, Hispanic swear.
 * "They were all like we're gonna take over your planet and we were all like here have some Grenades!" - Marine, Halo 3, the Ark, IWHBYD.
 * "Hey, you fellas better keep up!"
 * "I will get em' for ya..." - Marines upon mourning for their fallen comrades.
 * "Haha, real funny, Chief... Uh oh."
 * "You're all DEAD!!" - Said by really irritated Marine.
 * "Shut him down, Cortana, shut him down!" - Halo: Combat Evolved.
 * "Take off your mask, you can't be that ugly!" - Hispanic Marine, Halo 2.
 * "Don't eat that doughnut." - IWHBYD may need to be on.
 * "That was a Marine!" - When you kill another Marine.
 * "What is your major malfunction?" - When you kill another Marine. In reference to StarCraft Siege Tank quote.
 * "They've got cloaking!" - On the Ark, unknown whether IWHBYD Skull needed.
 * "You drive, I'll gun." - When getting into vehicle. Unknown whether IWHBYD is needed.
 * "That was a lot of people dying all at once."
 * "You see this swelling, it's gonna be a fracture." - Medic to wounded Marine on Tsavo Highway, possibly IWHBYD skull needed.
 * "He's gone ballistic! Shoot him!" - When you kill too many Marines.
 * "You could have just asked him for his gun!" - When you kill a Marine.
 * "Where did you get your license? Mexico City?" - Hispanic Marine in Halo 2 after driving the Warthog badly.
 * "You mind pointin' that somewhere else?!" - Said by Marine if you point your gun at him.
 * "Did everyone already pee?" - When getting into a vehicle's driver's seat, IWHBYD needed.
 * "Awww.. You know kung fu?" - When killing an enemy by melee.
 * "He's gone crazy, SHOOT HIM!- When Marines turn on you".
 * "I'll take shotgun"- When a marine gets in a vehicle with you.
 * "I suck at that anyway"- When you take a turret off a marine.
 * "Hey, I was having fun"- Same as above.
 * "Come back up so I can kill you again!"- When a marine kills and enemy.
 * "Eh, you're a better shot than I am"- When you take a turret from a marine.
 * "I see you" - marine
 * "It's alive!" when a dead body is getting infected, might need IWHBYD.
 * "Ah! Stop that crazy son of a bitch!" When a dead body is getting infected, possibly need IWHBYD
 * "Dear Diary, the creepy giant stared at me today, and I didn't like it as much as I thought I would..." - Black Marine after you stare at him for a while.

RvB Easter Egg Quotes on Crow's Nest
Marine: "Hey, Open Up!"

Voice: "Password, please!" Marine: "You gotta be kidding me. What password?" Voice: "The password so that we don't open the door for Brutes." Marine: "Do I sound like a Brute to you?" Voice: "Well, you could be held prisoner by Brutes." Marine: "If I was being held prisoner by Brutes and I knew the password, they could just force me to tell you the password and you would open the door for them."

Voice: "Ok, now I'm definitely not gonna open the door."

Marine: "But we need AMMO!" Voice: "So why don't you go ask your Brute buddies then?" Conversation between two Marines on the level Crow's Nest. Red vs Blue cameo, by the voices of Tucker (Marine) & Doc (Voice) - Easy and Normal difficulties.

Marine: "Hey! Open up!"

Voice: "What's the password?" Marine: "Password? Oh man, I forgot." Voice: Forgot... what? Marine: I forgot the password. Voice: "See, that was almost right. Uh, see, the password begins with "I forgot", but ends differently. Um, try again." Marine: "No. I mean, I forgot the password." Voice: "No, okay, see, you - you got it wrong again. See, you said the same thing as last time." Marine: "I'm being serious; I don't know the password!" Voice: "No no no, see, you changed the first part. See, that - that part was the right part. See, now you've got the whole thing wrong!" Marine: "No! I forgot what the password is and I just need you to open the door!" Voice: "Alright, c'mon, man, now you're just guessing!" Only heard on Legendary. The Marine is Church and the voice is Caboose.