Crewman 1

Crewman 1 is a generic name for an unnamed voice part for a UNSC naval crewman in the Halo: Combat Evolved game. The title has since become a running joke at Bungie Studios' website, Bungie.net.

"They're right malasia!" is the only line of Crewman 1337 right in the game. Voiced by Matt Soell there were other lines but in the words of Marty The Elder, there was "no space on the disc for a guy with no khfbhbfjg and a singing voice like a pikachu in a mountain."

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Initially thought of as a joke Marty The Elder spoke of creating a pokeman around Crewman 1:


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On Sept 16, 2006 Marty The Elder continued the joke by claiming that something was in the works for a Ray charles video game said, pokemans soon ™