UNSC Marine Corps/Quotes

This is a list of Quotes from personnel of the UNSC Marine Corps.

"Okay, purple hearts for everybody!"

"Don't shoot his head, you'll hurt Cortana."

"Hey chapstick."

"Hey, you're the perfect height... to kiss my ass!"

(To the Master Chief): "Hey, man, if I get injured, be sure to give me lots of drugs!"

"What's the matter? Am I comin' on too strong?"

Marine: "Ah man, I love the beach!" Marine: "I hope you packed a suit, mate!"

(After splattering a Covenant): "Hey, Do you know how to turn on the windshield wipers?"

"Uhh... Chief, could you at least pretend to aim?"

(While fighting): "Have we tried reasoning with them?"

"Get the hell out of my armory, split lip!"

"Dude are you made of leprechauns? Cause that was awesome!"

(While shooting a dead Elite): "That's for my little brother!"

American Marine: "This is our Alamo!" Mexican Marine: "Hey, I'm not from Texas, buco!"

Marine Sergeant: "Fall in over here!" Marine: "Yeah, you got it. Will there be snacks?"

"Hey, if you're going to the fridge... grab me a beer, please?"

"The whole staring and heavy breathing thing doesn't really work for me."

"Grenades are like RAM - you can never have too much."

"If my face looked like a squid, I'd be angry, too!"

"Say good night, punk."

"Hey! Less looking, more shooting!"

"They're in standard formation - little bastards up front, big ones in back. Good luck, Cairo."

"I don't know who glassed Reach, but it sure wasn't you little girl scouts!"

"I don't know who glassed Reach, but it sure wasn't you stupid bastards!"

(After killing an enemy): "Swing bada-bada swing!"

"I'll kill ya... a little bit!"

(When a grenade kills an enemy): "BAM!"

(When a lot of enemies appear): "Well... goodbye!"

"What's on your back, a toilet?"

(While throwing a grenade): "Do NOT open till Christmas!"

"Using both hands, an idea whose time has come!"

(While shooting an already-dead alien with Shotgun): "Look at me when I'm talking to you!"

"I heard you fellas taste *just* like chicken!"

"Damn, I forgot the plan... Oh yeah, kill all the aliens." "I would have been your daddy but the dog beat me over the fence!"

"Come on, get back up so I can kill you again!!"

"Look, a Mark 5." (Halo 1)

"Look, a Mark 6." (Halo 2)

"Do you think aliens have insurance?"

"Hehe, tickles don't it?"

"Damn aliens."

"Covering fire!"

"Bet the Covenant didn't expect to fight the biggest Marine bad asses in the Corps!"

"Whoohoo yaa!!"

"Watch where you throw those things!"

"Aww it burns!"

Marine: "Dear Sarge, kickin ass in outer space, wish you were here." Johnson: "I heard that, jackass!"

"Can't we all just get along?"

"Frag out"

"Mira, mira!"

"Oh, God! I think that one was Bob!"

"Ahh get this thing off me!"

"Ahh medic!"

"This thing is really staring to PISS ME OFF!!"

"Marines! Hold it now!"

"Don't ask, don't tell."

"Hey would you mind pointing that somewhere else, Chief?" (When you point gun at Marine for a while.)

"Sorry the grip's...sweaty."

"Hey, you were the one who destroyed their ring!"

"Bastard!!"

"You yella belly bastard."

"Die, split lip!"

"Hey, that was HIM, not me."

"You know, I really should start counting."

"Imma take that as a threat."

"I've been waiting a long time for this." (If you kill enough Marines)

"AHHH!"

"When I shoot, I try to hit things."

"Okay... let me know if you want it back." (If you give them a good weapon)

"What?, is something wrong with it?" (If you give them certain weapons)

"You killed him, sir, you killed him!" (If you kill a marine)

"Hey, Chief, it's me!"

"How did you clowns even find Earth?"

"Ahh... Time for a break... Let's go to a Starbucks... Hey look there's one over there!... There's another one across the street over there... Hey look, there's one over there!" (or something like that)

"You DO know how to drive this thing..." (When you crash a vehicle they are riding)

"Hey, hey, let's catch one and ride it."

"Not as easy as you thought, eh amigo?"

"WHY!?! Why couldn't it have been me?" (If you die)

"Hey Alien!, why don't you turn down the suck!"

"Let me know when I should start TRYING."

"Enemy down!"

"Ghost neutralized."

"Just when you started to get on my good side..."

"No one said anything about freeze tag."

"This one's for you, Billy!"

"I was so busy kickin ass I forgot to take names."

"Messed them up good."

"Thank you, thank you very much."

"Alright!"

"Yikes."

"Hostile, big one."

"Hostile down!"

"Aye!"

"Yes, sir!"

"You big footed, ugly sucker!"

"Someone get Cortana outta his head!" (When Chief dies in Halo 1)

"Hey look I'm just a little coward! No really, I am. Hehe...." (When one sees a Grunt running and screaming)

"Once I ran out of grenades so I threw my lunch... It really happened!"

"Don't worry I won't bite." (Halo 2 Female Marines)

"Don't worry, I'll be a good girl." (Halo 2 Female Marine)

"Ah you mother f...." (If a grenade detonates really close to them but they suvive)

"That's it you'ra all gonna die!" (If down to last bit of health)

"Open fire, lets spend some of that tax payer money!"

"Pour it on Marines, you aren't paying for the rounds!"

"Idiot!" (if you toss a grenade close to a Marine)

"See something you like?" (Female Marine; if you stare at her too long)

"Great... now what?" (When Chief dies in Halo 1)

"Cortana... you still there?" (When Chief dies in Halo 1)

"Wow! Look at 'em fly!" (If you toss a grenade and bodies fly in all directions)

"What are you looking at me for? You're the hero." (If you stare at a Marine too long)

"Chief, you're freaking me out." (Sergeant Pete Stacker; if you stare at him too long)

"Yo mama's so ugly, her tears run down the back of her head!" (Sergeant Pete Stacker, taunting)

"You know? This reminds me of the time I got herpes." (Marine, if idle too long)

"I'm sorry. Your name is... uh..." (Sergeant Stacker, when he accidentally shoots a Marine)

"Ha! And my mom wanted me to be a doctor! bah!" (Marine on LAAG, during killing spree)

"Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!" (Marine on LAAG, during killing spree)

"I'm not the one that blew up their Sacred Ring." (Marine, if you stare at him too long)

"Hey, I just realized; this isn't a drill."

"This is like the Alamo, you're dyin' for Texas, bucko! (To dead Elite on Outskirts)

"This is as good a place as any." (Marine on Outskirts)

"For now... this is home" (Marine on Outskirts)

"I hope you're not all talk, Marine." {Sergeant Stacker; after a Marine makes an insult}

"Uh, leave the cursing to the professionals, son." (Sergeant Stacker; after a Marine makes an insult)

"That's fine and all... but you still owe me twenty bucks." (Sgt. Stacker)

"Back to my place for pie!"

"Hey! No one said, 'freeze tag'!" (Sgt. Stacker; if you or other Marines are too idle)

"Suck it, split-lip!" (Stacker, at a dead Elite)


 * Sarcastically* "Well... Lucky me..." (Perez character model; if you hand him a bad weapon)

"Whoops... I mean... uh... that was totally my plan."

"If you ask real nice, I'll kill ya. But only a little bit."

"Marines, time to kill us a Scarab." (Sgt. Banks in Metropolis)

"Ow. That one went in." (When you shoot a Marine)

"How's your insureance?!"

"Let God sort em out!" (Sgt. Stacker)

"I think I need a medic."

"Really, if your not dead, you're fine."

"What the hell, dumbass!"

"Stupid little runt!"

"It blew right though us!" (Female Marine on Metropolis)

"Stay back! Stay back, you're not turning me into one of those things!" (Crazed Marine in Halo: CE)

"I'll blow your brains out! Get away from me!" (Crazed Marine in Halo: CE)

"Gaaaaahh! Aaaaaahh! Don't touch me, you freaks, I won't be like you, I'll die first!" (Crazed Marine on Halo: CE)

"Find your own hiding place, the monsters are everywhere!" (Crazed Marine in Halo: CE)

"Play dead! That's what I did... played dead. They took the live ones... oh, God, I can still hear them!" (Crazed Marine in Halo: CE)

 "Monsters..." (Crazed Marine in Halo: CE)

"Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhaaahhh! Aaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaa!" (Crazed Marine in Halo: CE)

"Just leave me alone!" (Crazed Marine in Halo: CE)

"Sarge? Mendoza? Bisenti? Oh, God... the things took them..." "They're gone! Get it? Gone!" (Crazed Marine in Halo: CE)

"They won't get me! Oh God... oh God I don't want to be like them, please, please no, nooo..." (Crazed Marine in Halo: CE)

"Craaap."

"My bad."

"Leave some for me!"

"Would ya mind not killin my men?"