User:Smoke.

Eyeballs! Excuse me?! Eyeballs!!!

Now that I have your attention, my username is Smoke, and I am 22 years old. I graduated high school back in 2005, went to college immediately afterward for one year, and then served in the United States Marine Corps. I am a native of St. Louis, Missouri, but I have been to several other states, and lived in two others - Illinois and California. I do plan on re-enlisting into the Marine Corps, and hopefully to go to Drill Instructor school soon afterward to learn how to make Marines. I am a somewhat serious person, and I am very goal-oriented. Of course, I do have a sense of humor. Be warned, I am a PROUD Marine Corps Veteran - I do not take comments disrespectful of my Marine Corps or the military as a whole lightly. Before you ask, no, I have not been to Iraq or Afghanistan - yet.

Ears!

I'm not going to bore you with a full biography on my part, so I'll just tell you a little about myself. I am a BIG fan of firearms. I love my weapons. I know very much about them, and have some hands-on experience with them. I know a lot of modders and mappers who are working on custom weapon designs for Halo: Custom Edition; any questions on weapons that you can't find anywhere else or are unsure about, ask me.

I've played Halo since the day it came out. I've played, and am very good at, Halo: Combat Evolved. I'm so-so at Halo 2 (though I haven't touched it in years; my CD is scratched :, and I'm borderline sucking balls at Halo 3, but that's only because I don't play very often - once a month, if I'm lucky. I really need to get an XBox 360.

I play a lot of Halo: Custom Edition in my spare time (mostly my own single player mods, I still haven't sat down and actually tried to learn how to make a map in GMax), and do a lot of editing and reading on several wikis - Halomods, Goldeneye Wiki, and the Timesplitters Wiki are the first to come to mind. If you haven't already, check those out. If you have anything relevant to add, please do so. If you plan on vandalizing my wikis (and that includes this one!), watch your back, for I might KABAR you in your sleep, or put my boot heel in your throat, or gut you with a bayonet, or any combination of said threats.

That's it. Get away from me. Walk fast. Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up...