User:Dragonclaws/Quotes

"I haven't eaten anything since later this afternoon." --Aaron, Primer "I don't want to catch pregnancy!" --Caboose "For a brick, he flew pretty good!" --Johnson "Hand to hand combat is the old school way to kill your foes, it hearkens back to the honored traditions when combatants respected one another. Killing a man with your bare hands says: we're all equals as men.  Except I'm slightly more equal 'cause I'm still alive and you're dead.  Of course dropping a nuke on them from fifty thousand feet is also totally acceptable.  I mean let's face it, there's just not enough time in this busy world to show everybody the courtesy of a good strangling."

"See? That right there is why society is going downhill.  Everyone's in such a hurry these days..." --Sarge and Grif "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." --Evelyn Beatrice Hall, on Voltaire's beliefs "This cure is voluntary. Nobody's talking about extermination."

"No one ever talks about it. They just do it. And you go on with your lives, ignoring the signs all around you. And then one day, when the air is still and the night is fallen, they come for you. Only then do you realize that while you're talking about organizing and committees, the extermination has already begun. Make no mistake, my brothers, they will draw first blood. They will force their cure upon us. There is only one question you must answer: Who will you stand with, the humans or us?" --Unnamed Mutant and Magneto, X-Men: The Last Stand "They wish to cure us, but I say, we are the cure!" --Magneto, X-Men: The Last Stand "So, you're a girl, huh?" --Grif, making smalltalk with Tex "Bud Parker and William Johnson, you have been charged with desecration of a public building and the intentional use of prohibited paint colors in violation of the Pleasantville Code of Conduct and laws of common decency. Do you admit that on the night of May 1, you did consciously and willfully apply the following forbidden colors to the Pleasantville Town Hall: red, pink, vermilion, puce, chartreuse, umber, blue, aqua, ox blood, green, peach, crimson, yellow, olive and magenta?" --Bob, Pleasantville "Did you ever think of yourself as actually dead, lying in a box with a lid on it?"

"No."

"Nor do I, really. It's silly to be depressed by it. I mean, one thinks of it like being alive in a box. One keeps forgetting to take into account the fact that one is dead, which should make all the difference, shouldn't it? I mean, you'd never know you were in a box, would you? It would be just like you were asleep in a box. Not that I'd like to sleep in a box, mind you. Not without any air. You'd wake up dead for a start, and then where would you be? In a box. That's the bit I don't like, frankly. That's why I don't think of it. Because you'd be helpless, wouldn't you? Stuffed in a box like that. I mean, you'd be in there forever, even taking into account the fact that you're dead. It isn't a pleasant thought. Especially if you're dead, really. Ask yourself, if I asked you straight off, 'I'm going to stuff you in this box. Now, would you rather be alive or dead?' naturally, you'd prefer to be alive. Life in a box is better than no life at all, I expect. You'd have a chance, at least. You could lie there thinking, 'Well, at least I'm not dead. In a minute somebody is going to bang on the lid, and tell me to come out.' [bangs on lid] 'Hey you! What's your name? Come out of there!'"

"...I think I'm going to kill you."

--Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead "Why do you keep fighting? You signed away your [reward]. There's nothing in it for you anymore."

"People who don't care about anything will never understand the people who do."

"Yeah, but we won't care."

--Hamilton and Angel, Angel "Taste my bisexual fury!"

--Smudge, Zachary Quinto's character, Off Centre Brian: Please, please, please listen! I've got one or two things to say.

The Crowd: Tell us! Tell us both of them!

Brian: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't NEED to follow ME, You don't NEED to follow ANYBODY! You've got to think for your selves! You're ALL individuals!

The Crowd: Yes! We're all individuals!

Brian: You're all different!

The Crowd: Yes, we ARE all different!

Man in Crowd: I'm not...

The Crowd: Sh!

--Monty Python's Life of Brian "Bottom line is, even if you see 'em coming, you're not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So what are we, helpless? Puppets? No. The big moments are gonna come. You can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are. You'll see what I mean."

--Whistler, Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Thank God we're hot chicks with superpowers."

"Takes the edge off."

"Comforting."

"Mmm-hmm."

--Faith and Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer "I married a moose. We don't need counseling."

--Eric, Boy Meets World "We're proud to say that the Class of '99 has the lowest mortality rate of any graduating class in Sunnydale history."

--Johnathan, Buffy the Vampire Slayer RelentlessRecusant: GPT, you zosdgfagadg, you shoulda put it in mp3 ^^

Guesty Persony Thingy: no!

RR: Mhm, you're a borkffadf

Dragonclaws: Or a triffid.

GPT: triffid!?

RR: Triffid?

GPT: Guesty Persony Thingy burns the triffids

GPT: Guesty Persony Thingy burns some more triffids

GPT: Guesty Persony Thingy puts the poor blind RelentlessRecusant out of his misery

RR: Triffids?

GPT: Triffids!

RR: huh...?

GPT: Guesty Persony Thingy smacks RR

GPT: Guesty Persony Thingy summons DC to explain

DC: Evil sentient plants.

RR: Plants that are sentient?

RR: They have no nervous system.

DC: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triffid

RR: No reticular activating system.

GPT: *evil* plants that are sentient.

GPT: they move.

RR: Ridiculousness.

RR: That is stupid.

--Chat 2/5/2008 [voicemail message]

Woman's voice: Hi, you've reached the Tittles. We can't come to the phone right now. If you wanna leave a message for Christine, press one.

Man's voice: For Bentley, press two.

Demon's voice: Or to speak to or worship Master Tarfall, Underlord of pain, press three.

--Angel, episode "Quickening" "Apathy On The Rise; No One Cares"

--Newspaper headline, Buffy the Vampire Slayer