Marcus P. Stacker/Quotes

"Grenades are like RAM. You can never have too much."

"This is too much!! Even for a Pete! Aaaaah!" (Said when Pete takes damage)

"I don't need bodies, I just need a count."

"Man, you're shooting like you got a cheat code!" If you shoot bullets and miss your targets a lot.

"Damn, I look good!"

"Dodge that, ya S. O. B.!"

"Next one who dies gets double duty." When a Marine dies.

"How are you still alive?"

"My mom thought I was gonna be a doctor!"

"Sir, we have to develop what we call trust."

"I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence!"

"Where are your glasses, boy?" If you shoot him.

"Hey! Where's the morphine?" When he gets hit by enemy fire.

"Fall in over here!"

"Keep firing! Let's spend some of that taxpayer money!"

"Well, that's one way to save ammo!" After splattering lots of Covenant.

"When you die, I'm gonna be a happy, happy man."

"I didn't like him either, but DAMN!" After you get killed.

"Ew! You make my mother-in-law look pretty!"

"Let God sort em out!"

"Suck it, split-lip!"

"Hey! No one said, 'freeze tag'!" If the Chief/Arbiter and all surrounding allies are inactive for a while.

"Uh, leave the cursing to the professionals, son."

"That's fine and all... but you still owe me twenty bucks."

"I hope you're not all talk, Marine."

"Hey, if you suck, that's your own damn fault!"

"You don't have the right to wear the beret!"

"This sucks with a capital K!"

"What is wrong with you?" When you shoot him.

"I'm sorry. Your name is... uh..."

"Yo mama's so ugly, her tears run down the back of her head!"

"Chief, you're freaking me out." If you stare at Stacker for a while.

"Pour it on Marines, you aren't paying for the rounds!"

"Oh, crap!" When stuck.

"Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!"

"You are lucky that breathing is an involutary reflex."