Phoenix Logs/Leaders/Yapyap THE DESTROYER


 * Enough Talk!


 * Once in a thousand generations comes a Grunt with the combined wisdom of
 * Ang'napnap the Enlightened, the charisma of Awlphhum Who Became
 * Tolerable, and a strategic acumen unmatched since Yayep the Archdeacon of
 * Indolence. That time has not yet come, but Yapyap THE DESTROYER (he likes
 * to shout that last part) does embody the mythic skills of one, maybe two, of
 * these legendary heroes. He leads his brave (if not so bright) warriors from atop
 * his Throne of Woe, having abandoned the Banished to locate the fabled Golden
 * Methane Hydrate Mines of Sabator hidden somewhere on the Ark (and why
 * would that Kig-Yar fortune-teller lie?) and secure a position as the Halo Wars 2
 * main character.


 * Yapyap THE DESTROYER is more of an idea Grunt, and has better things to do
 * than come down to the battlefield personally [his managerial expertise would be
 * wasted on the front lines]. With style and panache he leads the Grunts to
 * glorious victory or not—so—total defeat from his secret lair, throwing good
 * Grunts after bad with Grunts from Above troop deployment and Shade Drop,
 * while also playing the long game with defensive abilities such as the Surprise
 * Party and Gruntdome deployable shield tower. And if Yapyap THE DESTROYER
 * runs low on bodies, he can always put on a thrilling display of tactical cowardice
 * with the Please Don't Shoot Me ability, which puts a temporary armistice in
 * place. While the rebellious Grunts don't have much of a long-term strategy. they
 * can avoid a loss simply by denying the enemy a win, with abilities such as Guilt
 * Trip ensuring combat losses don't embolden the enemy and the Get Back Out
 * There advanced ability which returns injured Grunts back to the nearest HQ.
 * When the combat music starts late in the Blitz match he can also send out
 * invitations for the Methane Party, which drops gas—filled explosive barrels that
 * damage the enemy and leave behind a lingering aura that makes Grunt units
 * more effective.