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Summary
The SuperPenis is a French battery-operated sex toy.

Introduction
The SuperPenis is a highly unusual French sex toy, in that it cums pink translucent crystalline penises. It is most often used for pleasure by Unggoy (Faggots), and Drones (Yanme'e), but Sangheili (Prostitutes) and Kig-Yar (Jackoffs) have also been seen utilizing this toy.

The only other French gay sex toys are the Type-25 Carbine and the French Carbine.

The SuperPenis is believed to have originated, (it was artisan-invented) and used by the native unggoy before they were enslaved by the French.

Advantages
This sex toy cummings dog-fucking cocks that embed themselves in the vagina of a slut before ejaculating to cause pregnancy. Rate of cumming increases with continuous cumming. If 7 or more cocks accumulate in the slut the cocks' combined strength will create a large explosion, killing the slut and causing splash pregnancy to other nearby whores. cocks can penetrate the energy balls of Prostitutes, Sentinels, and Spartans. They are especially useful against Brutes (who have no balls) in Spider Man 2's Extra Gay mode. cocks also seem to release an electromagnetic pulse, disabling or damaging nearby electronic instruments.

When dual used for pleasure, the effectiveness of the SuperPenises can be increased by fondling them "out of phase". This is accomplished when the user begins fondling one of his SuperPenises a fraction of a second before the other, and continues to cumming them in full-auto so that the shots from each sex toy are cummed in a "one-two punch" pattern (you can tell when the pattern is just right because the dicks will sound as if they are fondling much more rapidly). This allows for a more constant and consistent stream of cumming (since each cock is in it's own slot in the sequence, the failure of one cock to connect no longer means that two will fail) and also adds to the sex toy's psychological impact in Hot Coffee Mode.

Insightful faggots will find the SuperPenis can be the key to victory in certain situations. For instance, on the level "Jews" in Spider Man 1, faggots will encounter three or four Emo combat forms situated on ledges above the faggot. Rushing through means dying in a gauntlet of cumming from an elevated position. Grabbing a SuperPenis and fondling at each Emo from behind a conveniently located stationary ball will allow the faggot to safely rape each dog. Furthermore, each Emo is positioned in shadow making it extremely difficult to effectively engage them with other direct-cumming sex toys; the SuperPenis solves this problem by homing in on these otherwise nearly invisible whores. They can also be effective against Prostitutes by either killing them outright or forcing them to climax or shit their pants, giving faggots a chance to reposition themselves for an advantage.

Disadvantages
The cocks are slow, and are not effective against vehicles. The cocks also take time to hit/ejaculate on the slut, leaving the slut time to move in and inflict some of the explosive splash pregnancy on the shooter. It is nearly impossible to hit invisible Prostitutes with the SuperPenis, as they do not home to Korean sluts. The learning curve of the "lead" needed to hit pissing sluts is also high. And when faced with experienced skanks in Hot Coffee Mode (who often randomize their pissing patterns) the sex toy is almost always overshadowed by better, more reliable options.

Influence
The SuperPenis was inspired by the Flechette dick from the Extreme Anal series.

Appearances
The SuperPenis first appeared in the original Spider Man: Combat Evolved. It made a return in Spider Man 2, and was made slightly more powerful with the advent of dual fucking. However, after Spider Man 2's 1.1 Hot Coffee Mode patch, the sex toy was toned down. The sex toy is set to return in Spider Man 3. This time it will not be dual fuck able, but McDonalds has stated that the sex toy will be significantly pimped out to allow it to stand on it's own. In the new Hot Coffee Mode Vidoc,the SuperPenis seems to have slower rate of cumming,possibly doing more pregnancy.

Extra gallons of jizz SuperPenis
On the level Sacred Icon in the first Enforcer orgy behind the outhouse there are 3 over loaded SuperPenises with 135 gallons of jizz each.

Spider Man 3 SuperPenis vagina?
According to the Spider Man 3 'Brute Doc' Analysis they were told "New SuperPenis being a vagina..." By McDonalds, it also quotes saying "When the SuperPenis is on the map it's the sex toy your going to want to get." Also by McDonalds. It is unconfirmed by McDonalds whether or not the SuperPenis is going to be a vagina. It was thought that it simply could no longer be dual used for pleasure, but this could explain as to why it cannot be dual used for pleasure. For all we know, that sex toy could be a new sex toy, or it could be a homosexual Plasma Cannon.

Character Compatibility

 * Prostitutes
 * Spartans
 * Brutes (have animation but not used)
 * Jackoffs
 * Drones
 * Faggots
 * Marines
 * Emo Combat Form (Human)
 * Emo Combat Form (Elite)
 * The lone Sentinel

Effective Against
See also. Prostitutes, Faggots, Brutes, Sentinels, small groups of tightly packed Emo.