User:KillerCRS

Just kidding...unless one of you agrees....

You better pray that they kill you, because I will if they don't!

-Kwarsh

Kwarsh is a spunky Grunt and has been known to make friends quickly. At a glance, he appears to be a normal Grunt, but he is much different. He has been known to fight any battle, assist any ally, defeat any enemy...and has not even been wounded fatally. Bred for war, tuned for battle. Enter his life story, and sit in amazement at his many accomplishments, failures, and everything else about him.

Biography
Kwarsh was born to Ichi and Aruga on July 17, 9th age of Reclamation (2534 Military calender) in the Great City of High Charity. At birth, he was drafted to the Covenant as his Mother and Father before him. He was an odd Grunt, showing no respect for his superiors, and unlike most, hated the standard Plasma Pistol given to all Grunts. He was faster, stronger, and smarter then any Grunt the Covenant had seen, so they sent him to battle after 2 months of training. He encountered humans on the planet Reach, and killed many with his needler, he also led a huge pack of 25 Grunts throughout the planet, and they were christened: The Unggia (Unggoy for warriors). He was promoted quickly because of all the kills he did. He became a white Ultra Grunt, the highest known, and developed a new, lighter Needler with a bigger magazine and a blade which he began to use against humans on Alpha Halo. His group of Unggia had basically been disbanded, as Kwarsh and another Grunt named Espock got into a fight over who should lead the Unggia, the resulting battle caused 5 casualties, and so, the Unggia were separated by the Elites, by the Prophets’ decree, of course. Espock was sentenced to death 3 months later. Kwarsh had been chosen to kill him with his new prototype needler (with the blade) and approached him in a stadium full of Grunts, Elites, Jackals and Brutes. Kwarsh sighed, brought his blade over Espock’s head… when he heard an announcement from Tartarus, chieftain of the Brutes. “I DECLARE WAR ON THE ELITES! ALL WHO JOIN ME SHALL BE SPARED A HORRIBLE FATE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!” Just then, a pack of Brutes broke into the room. “UNGGIA! JOIN US OR DIE!” Screamed one of the Brutes. “YES, DIE!” screamed another. Kwarsh hesitated, drew out his Needler, and fired like mad at the Brutes. The needles impacted, and exploded…the Brutes with them. “Kwarsh?” Asked Espock in a weird tone. “Yes…?” Asked Kwarsh. “Why didn’t you kill me?” “I didn’t need to.” The crowed booed, and Kwarsh glared at them, pointed at 2 Grunts, and called them over. They were Ziggy and Todd, former Unggia. They traveled outside of the stadium. “Kwarsh, what are you doing?” Asked Ziggy. “Leading a campaign.” He replied. “A campaign? Against the Elites?” Asked Todd. “Nope. The Brutes.” Kwarsh answered. “The Brutes? The Brutes! THE BRUTES?! Are you serious? They're MASSIVE! How could we kill any of them?” Pondered Espock. “Well, have any of you heard of overshields?” Asked Kwarsh. “Aren’t those what White Ultra Elites use?” Replied Todd. “Yes. And we’re Ultras, right? Why shouldn’t we wear overshields?” Said Kwarsh. “Ya!” Yelled Espock, Ziggy and Todd. “To the overshields! AWAY!” The New Unggia (as they called themselves) walked through the city, killing Brutes and assisting Elites in battles. As they journeyed, they met a Red Major Elite, who was cutting his way through groups of Brutes. With the Elites, were two Hunters. Together, the new team destroyed 97 Brutes, 300 Jackals, and 700 Drones. Normally, they would have been promoted to high ranks (Zealot), but the prophets now hated them so they were screwed. The team ran over to a phantom, but got their Hunters kidnapped by brutes in some sort of odd vehicle with wings. So, they got in the phantom (the Elite in a Banshee) and followed the brute vehicle.

Campaigns
As of now, Kwarsh has served in 14 campaigns against Humans and Brutes. He has been to Reach, Alpha Halo and Delta Halo, High Charity and Earth. His most notable Campaign was The Battle of Reach, where he and 25 other Grunts won almost single handily.

Current Life
At the Moment, Kwarsh is on Earth, killing Covenant. he is assisted by 'Qutar Radomee, Espock, John-117 and the Unggia warriors. His status is Active.

Preferred equipment
Kwarsh has developed a Needler with an Energy Blade, an Overshield that can shield Grunts, and a Ghost that shoots needle projectiles.

Relatives
Kwarsh's immediate family are his parents, Ichi and Aruga. He doesn't really know about much about any family, though it is speculated that Espock is his cousin. Also,a Jackal named Aok also said that he was Kwarsh's adoptive Uncle, but he was lying. It is very hard for Kwarsh to find family members, as Unggoy (Grunts) are not permitted family names, making the only way to identify family a DNA scan, which cost 53 units per scan.

Ichi
Ichi is Kwarsh's mother and has been in the covenant for 40 years, since 2512 (8th age of reclamation). She is a tough Unggoy, and has won a handfull of battles. During the glassing of Harvest, she met Aruga, a Gunner Grunt. She was not supposed to even talk to Aruga, as she was a Major Grunt, and the two are never supposed to interact with each other. But the day was special, it was the Covenant's first battle against Humanity. She had already assisted in the destruction of other races, like the Techites of the planet Haiiru. As soon as the Grunts met eyes with each other, it was love at first sight. A few years later, Kwarsh was born. Her status is currently MIA, presumed KIA.

Aruga
Aruga is Kwarsh's father. He was a Gunner in the Covenant before he met Ichi and became a father to Kwarsh. He was an excellent Plasma Cannon operator, and just to be mean, pretended not to notice the Marines as they passed his sights. At a young age, he showed excellent skills in marksmanship and clearing his mind. His squad was commanded by an Elite named Iera 'Desumee, the Best female Elite commander known to date (and one of the only, for that matter). He status is currently MIA, presumed KIA.

Espock
Kwarsh's cousin, Espock is an Ultra Grunt and a second in command of the New Unggia. His life is similar to Kwarsh's and so are his military tactics. He seems to enjoy planting a whole magazine from his Needler into Brutes, and watch them explode. At the moment, he is with Qutar 'Radomee, the Half-Commander of the New Unggia. His Status is Acitve.

Aok
Aok was a Jackal who claimed to be Kwarsh's adoptive uncle and followed him around, collecting information for his Brute Captain, Zeltos. Later on, another Jackal found Aok, and announced the plan in front of Kwarsh, who them pulled out his Needler and fired 7 spikes into both on them. Aok's status is KIA.

Friends
Over the Years, Kwarsh has made a few friends, many of them have been lost in combat though. But, the survivors (and some of the dead) are listed here.

Qutar 'Radomee
Qutar is the Half-Commander of the fleet "Life and Death" headed for the Planet Sangheil. It is a very small fleet, with 2 Banshees, 1 Phantom and one Seraph fighter. They have also found a broken Carrier which they plan to fix called "Restless Nights". Qutar was born February 18th, 2516 UNSC calender. At an early age, he trained in the art of the Energy Sword and Plasma Rifle. His parents were Artok 'Fedoree (father) and Alsa 'Yusamee (mother). Status: Active.

Ziggy
Not much is known of this Grunt except that he was the 3rd in command of the Unggia, before it was disbanded. Also, that he is a SpecOps Grunt. Status: Active

Todd
Not much is known of this Grunt except that he was the 4th in command of the Unggia, before it was disbanded. Also, that he is a SpecOps Grunt. Status: Active.

Arthur-106
Arthur was a Spartan II captured and assimilated by the Covenant in the year 2525. His brain was "Cleaned" by a technique the Covenant no longer use and is to graphic to describe. He was then taught about the Covenant's History, the Forerunners, and the Demons who appeased the Forerunners. He joined the Unggia and was brought down by Kelly-087 in a vicious firefight. Status: MIA (KIA).

Loyalties
Before the civil war, Kwarsh was loyal to his parents, the Elites, and the Prophets. But now, he is Loyal to Qutar 'Radomee and his squad. He is not sure if his parents are alive or not, but if they are, he is loyal to them.

Quotes
Look, I don't CARE if you're out of food at the nipple, I'M HUNGRY NOW!

''Here's a simple rhetorical 'Radomee. What if, by some chance, a lance of Brutes landed in right behind you, with Fuel Rod Guns all aimed at us?'' Why do you ask? ''BECAUSE THEY'RE RIGHT BEHIND YOU! FLEEEE!''

''God? And I thought the whole Forerunners thing was dumb. huh.''

You see this? ''This is a Brute. And he has a gun. I would advise you to RUN AS FAST A PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!''

STOP WORRYING ABOUT THE DEMON AND DODGE THE PLASMA ESPOCK!

''Now men, the casualties on the human side as of right now are 345. Oh wait, make that 346.''

''To the overshields! AWAY!''

''Me Unggia. You die now''

''What the fuck is this?! (picks up plasma pistol, shoots elite in leg) Like that bitch?!''

Trivia

 * Kwarsh is Unggoy for "That Guy"
 * Kwarsh knows the location of the methane-filled paradise, but is not willing to share it.
 * Kwarsh, in English, is a treatment for Diareah.