Avery J. Johnson/Quotes

Scripted Dialog

 * "You heard the lady! Move like you've got a purpose!" - To the Marines before his speech, level Pillar of Autumn.
 * "Men, keep your eyes downrange, fingers on the triggers, and we all come home in one piece. Am I right, Marines? - Johnson's speech on Easy.
 * "Once again it is our job to finish what the flyboys started. We are leaving this ship platoon, and engaging the Covenant on solid ground. When we meet the enemy, we will rip their skulls from their spines, and toss 'em away, laughin'! Am I right, Marines?" - Johnson's speech on Normal.
 * "Men, here is where we show those split-chin squid-head sons of bitches that they could not have picked a worse enemy than the human race. We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb bugs until we don't have anything left to shoot 'em with! And then, we are going to strangle them with their own-living-guts! Am I right, Marines?" - Johnson's speech on Heroic.
 * "Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own personal anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! Am I right, Marines?" -[Johnson's speech on Legendary.
 * "Mmm-hmm. Damn right I am. Now move it out! Double time!"
 * "All you greenhorns who wanted to see Covenant up close...this is gonna be your lucky day."
 * "Well, there's only one thing to say.. That's all, folks!" - When the Master Chief is killed after attacking the crew on the Pillar of Autumn's bridge.
 * "It's a mess, Sir. We're scattered all over this valley. We called for evac, but until you showed up, I thought we were cooked." - To the Master Chief on the level Halo.
 * "Roger, Echo 419. This is Fire Team Charlie. We read you. Is that you, Foe Hammer? - In response to Carol Rawley message, may be said by Johnson or Cortana.
 * "If you're not too busy, Foe Hammer, we could use a lift. We have survivors to transport to the Command Shuttle."
 * "Sure, Cortana. All right ladies, volunteers step up on the double! The rest of you, get to the Dropship." - When Cortana asked for some backup, may be said by Johnson or by M. Fitzgerald.
 * "There's a Gravity Lift that ferries troops and supplies between the ship and the surface. That's our ticket in." - In the beginning of the level The Truth and Reconciliation.
 * "Hit it Marines, go go go! The Corps ain't payin' us by the hour!"
 * "Everybody out!" - Once the Gravity Lift is reached and the reinforcements arrived.
 * "Watch your mouth, son. This "stuff" is your history. It should remind you grunts what we're fightin' to protect!" - Reffering to flip music, level 343 Guilty Spark.
 * "You ask 'em REAL nice next time you see 'em, Bisenti. I'm sure they'll be happy to oblige."
 * "Go go go!" - When the Pelican was landing.
 * "Stay close Jenkins!" - Approaching the Forerunner facility in the swamp.
 * "Mendoza! Move it up!" - By the Forerunner facility.
 * "Wait here for the Captain and his squad, then get your ass inside." - To Wallace Jenkins.
 * "Okay, let's move!"
 * "What's that? Plasma scoring?" - Finding the dead Elites patrol in the Forerunner facility, level 343 Guilty Spark.
 * "Looks like a Covenant patrol. Badass Elite units, all KIA." - To Jacob Keyes.
 * "Boy, you always got a bad feelin' about something-" - In the Flood Infection Forms chamber.
 * "What's going on, soldier?" - Receiving a message from Corporal Lovik.
 * "Corporal? Do you copy, over?"
 * "Mendoza, get your ass back up to Second Squad's position, and find out what the hell is goin' on." - To Manuel Mendoza.
 * "I don't have time for your lip, soldier! I gave you an order!" - To Manuel Mendoza.
 * "Where's that comin' from, Mendoza?" - Hearing the Flood Infection Forms.
 * "Let 'em have it!" - When the Flood Infection Forms appeared.
 * "God dammit, Jenkins, fire your weapon!" - To Wallace Jenkins.
 * "Don't even THINK about it, Marine!" - To Wallace Jenkins.
 * "Jenkins!" - Before the video is shut down.

Legendary Ending
 * "C'mere you mother ..! I'm gonna. Grrr... Ah." - Struggling with an Elite for Assault Rifle.
 * "Oh shi..." - When the Pillar of Autumn started to explode.
 * "This is it, baby. Hold me." - To the Elite.

Random Phrases

 * "Get up, SO I CAN KILL YOU AGAIN!" - Shooting the enemy's corpse.
 * "Roadkill!"
 * "Why me ...?" - Stuck by Plasma Grenade.
 * "School is now in session!"


 * "Leave some for me!"
 * "You mind not killing my men?!" - When you kill a Marine.
 * "You monkeys almost look like soldiers there!" To the Marines.
 * "Im proud of you Marines!" - After a Marine kill.
 * "Marines, we are going to aid Master Chief after he just saved your sorry asses!" - Assult on the Control Center.
 * "Ah man, I just had the thing washed!" - After a road kill.
 * You're almost a man! - After you or a marine kills somthing.

Halo 2

 * "That, or he can hide behind me. You done with my boy here, Master Guns? I don't see any training wheels." - entering to the armory.


 * "Don't worry, I'll hold his hand." - to Master Gunnery Sergeant.


 * "Sorry, Guns. It's classified." - to Master Gunnery Sergeant.


 * "Well, he's in a particularly fine mood. Maybe Lord Hood didn't give him an invitation." - to the Master Chief, entering the tram car.


 * "Earth... Haven't seen it in years. When I shipped out for Basic, the orbital defense grid was all theory and politics. Now look! The Cairo is just one of three hundred geosync platforms. That MAC gun can put a round clean through a Covenant capital ship. With coordinated fire from the Athens and the Malta, nothing's getting past this battle cluster in one piece. Ships have been arriving all morning. Nobody's saying much, but I think something big's about to happen." - in the tram car.


 * "Very funny, Cortana. Now turn him back on." If the Master Chief stares at him for too long.


 * "C'mon, get up Chief, you've been through worse." If the Master Chief dies.


 * "I'm too pretty to die!" If he is stuck with a plasma grenade.


 * "Hey, for a brick, he flew pretty good." Ending cutscene of Cairo Station after the bomb detonates


 * "If you want to keep your brain inside your head I'd tell those boys to chill!" In the Great Journey Cutscene


 * "I don't wanna kill ya, you're just too ugly to let live!".


 * "Dear Humanity... We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!" Opening cutscene of Outskirts.


 * "We're going in. Get tactical Marines!" Opening cutscene of Outskirts (Level).


 * "We got Jackals in the courtyard!" During gameplay in Outskirts(Level).


 * "Looks like your freaky little mouth just bit off more than it could chew!" to a Grunt on the level, Outskirts.


 * "Don't they teach you kids how to swear in basic anymore!?" - Outskirts Normal.


 * "Oh I know what the ladies like..." To Cortana when she thanks him for bringing her and the Master Chief a tank... and while cocking an M-247. Opening cutscene of Metropolis.


 * "(Spits) Say what?!" When he learns about Delta Halo in the opening cutscene of the level Delta Halo.


 * "(Grunts) You know, your father never asked me for help either!" To Miranda Keyes after she retrieves the Index at the Library at the end of Quarantine Zone.


 * "McKenzie, Perez, how's our exit? "You hear me, Marines?! We got trouble" - in the Quarantine Zone level.


 * "Listen, you don't like me, and I sure as hell don't like you. But if we don't do something, Mr. Mohawk's gonna activate this ring, and we're all gonna die." To the Arbiter, while piloting a Scarab, during The Great Journey (Level).


 * "Please... don't shake the light bulb!" Referring to 343 Guilty Spark in The Great Journey.


 * "Come on, Arbiter, kick that guy's ass!" To the Arbiter during combat with Tartarus, during The Great Journey.


 * "Don't make me take off my belt!"


 * "Well, I just happen to have a key! Come on, grab a Banshee and give me some cover. They're gonna know we're comin'." Towards the end of The Great Journey (Level)|, when he is told that Tartarus has locked himself in the control room on Delta Halo and happens to be commandeering a Scarab.


 * "Hey, bastards! Knock Knock!" Towards the end of The Great Journey (Level) when he blows open the control room on Delta Halo with a Scarab


 * "Don't make me rip your arms off and beat you to death with them" When a Grunt yells out "Monkey!"

Metropolis Speeches
"You had your chance to be afraid before you joined my beloved Corps! But, to guide you back to the true path, I brought this motivational device! Our big green style cannot be defeated!"

- Easy

"The Chief is gonna jump in this tank, roll across the bridge, and blow up any inhuman son-of-a-bitch dumb enough to get between him and the Prophet of Regret! Pull yourself together, cause you're going with him."

- Normal

"You hurt marine?(Marine says no) Then listen up! When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon- and we had to share the rock! Buck up, boy, you are one very lucky marine!"

- Heroic

"Usually the good Lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is 66 tons of straight-up, H.E-spewing dee-vine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me Cupid!"

- Legendary

Halo 3

 * "'What's an aspect ratio?' It's the shape and proportion of your screen, fool!" On the AV Calibration tool.
 * "Keep pushing into the town of Voi Chief. Three supply birds will meet you into the next bridge."
 * "Crazy fool... why do you always jump?! One of these days, you're gonna land on something as stubborn as you are. And I don't do bits and pieces..." to the Master Chief at the beginning of Halo 3.
 * "Come on, now. We've got enough to worry about without you two trying to kill each other!" to the Master Chief when he confronts the Arbiter at the beginning of Sierra 117.
 * "Come on, you dumb apes! If you want breakfast, you gotta catch it!" to pursuing Brutes on Sierra 117 (Level).
 * "Send me out... with a bang." To the Master Chief; Johnson's last words.
 * "Kick his ass." to the Master Chief after he hands over the Spartan Laser to help defeat 343 Guilty Spark.
 * "Don't let her go... don't ever let her go." to the Master Chief about Cortana.
 * "What's the matter, big shot? Can't start your own party?" When Truth needs him to activate The Ark.
 * "E.T.A.: damn quick!" when the Master Chief needs EVAC on The Ark (Level).
 * "I did this for Hocus!!" When becoming a Flood Combat Form. (IWHBYD skull needed)
 * "Friendly fire, dumbass!" When shot by friendly forces.
 * "I'm sorry, Commander, there were too many. Even for me." when Brutes overtake the Ops Center on Crow's Nest.
 * "This isn't as fun as it looks. Cut the power!" When caught behind a Covenant energy field, held prisoner.
 * "Ma'am? ...It's good to have you back." to Cortana, after she is rescued by the Master Chief.

The cutscene at the beginning of Sierra 117 in Halo 3 has several variations, and it is not yet known exactly which settings cause which
 * "They must love the scent of testosterone." At the beginning of Sierra 117.
 * "They]] must love the smell of green." At the beginning of Sierra 117, on Normal difficulty.
 * "They]] must love the smell of hero." At the beginning of Sierra 117, on Heroic difficulty.
 * "They]] must love the smell of badass." At the beginning of Sierra 117, on Legendary difficulty.
 * "They must love the smell of badass. And I left a little present for you Arbiter, and I'm walking away. Ah ha ha ha!" At the beginning of Sierra 117, on Legendary difficulty, with IWHBYD Skull turned on.
 * "They must love the smell of a real man." At the beginning of Sierra 117, on Legendary difficulty with IWHBYD Skull on.
 * "They must love the smell of Bulgari. Yeah that's right I'm doing a little bit of product placement, I gotta get paid too, you know!" At the beginning of Sierra 117, on Legendary, (possible without the IWHBYD skull on).
 * "Now we're even...As long if we're counting today.

Books

 * "The Flood? Hell Chief, its going to take more than that pack of walking alien horror-show freaks to take out Sergeant A. J. Johnson!"


 * "Those Covenant sissies are going to have to tango with me before they set one foot in this room!"


 * "That doesn't look like an Uneven Elephant to me, looks more like two squids kissing."


 * "Help me with the lady, she weighs more than your last girlfriend."


 * Corporal Locklear: "Just shoot me now, Sarge and get it over with. Don't torture me with that crap first."


 * Sergeant Johnson: "Suck it up, Marine. This is a classic."


 * Corporal Locklear: "So's a mercy killing."


 * "You better get it together, Marine or the Chief'll reach down and pull you inside out by your cornhole. And that'll be a sweet, sweet mercy... compared to what I'm gonna do to you."