Marcus P. Stacker/Quotes

The following is a list of quotes said by Pete Stacker.

Halo: Combat Evolved Scripted Dialog

 * "Go, go, go! Pile out people, let's move!" - In the beginning of level The Silent Cartographer.
 * "Hey, I didn't know you made house calls, Foehammer!" - To Carol Rawley after killing all the Covenant forces in the beach, level The Silent Cartographer.
 * "Second Squad! Ready to roll, soon as everybody's topside!" - By O.S.
 * "Dammit! Okay, people, we got company comin', let's set the table. Engage enemy forces on sight!" - After Foehammer informed the Second Squad about Covenant air forces approaching.
 * "Negative! They're closin' in too fast, negative!" - When Cortana suggested to engage the enemy inside the structure.
 * "Chief! You gotta find the Cartographer! We'll keep 'em busy as long as we can!"

Halo 2 Scripted Dialog

 * "We're operational, Ma'am, barely. Our pilots didn't make it." - To Cortana, level Outskirts.
 * "Chief! Glad you could make it. Crash site's on the other side of this hotel, Chief. Covenant are crawling all over it. Follow me." - When reached the Hotel Zanzibar area.
 * "Stay outta sight." - In the Hotel Zanzibar corridor.
 * "Could use you on the gun, Chief!" - Driving the Gauss Warthog (However, when playing on Heroic, Sergeant Johnson appears as the driver of the warthog instead).
 * "We got a Ghost inbound!" - Level Metropolis.
 * "Fall back, fall back!" - Being under fire by Phantom, level Metropolis.
 * "I'll drive." - On the first Gondola, level Regret

Halo 3 Scripted Dialog
Some of these quotes may belong to him or to Sergeant Reynolds.
 * "Get those turrets up! Watch your fields of fire!" - In the level Crow's Nest.
 * "Quiet. Cut the chatter."
 * "Calm before the storm, Marines. Enjoy it."
 * "Point of entry, best assessment?" - In the cave area, level Crow's Nest.
 * "Agreed. Master Chief, get there." - About getting to a hangar.
 * "Agreed. Chief, Arbiter. Get there." - In Co-op.
 * "Drones! A whole swarm! Take 'em down!! Short, controlled bursts!!" - In Ops Center.
 * "You did the best you could, Sir. Let's get the survivors up to the hangar. There's an elevator just outside the barracks." - To the Master Chief, in Co-op.
 * "I repeat: My convoy's been hit. I've got wounded... We're on the Tsavo Highway about... East of Voi. Someone, anyone, please, respond!" - By COM, level Tsavo Highway.
 * "We were en route to Voi, Chief. Banshees jumped us, started strafing. Pretty much ruined our day." - To the Master Chief.
 * "Marines in Voi really needed my supplies, Chief. But I'm pretty sure they'll be plenty happy to see you." - In a Warthog with the Master Chief, riding into tunnel blocked by Shield Barrier.
 * "Take down that barrier, Chief. Power Supply should be inside the tunnel." - If you wait to lower the Energy Barrier.
 * "Chief, the barrier only works against vehicles. You should be able to walk right through."
 * "Ready when you are, Chief. Open the door, take point; we'll cover you with the .50!" - In the beginning of the level The Storm.
 * "Hey... hows ninety millimeters of tungsten strike ya?" - When you first get a Tank in Halo 3.
 * "All armor, form up on the lower doorway. Chief, get upstairs; have your robot pick that lock!" - On the level the The Ark.
 * "Yeah, well... you're also our ticket through this wall. So if you don't mind...?" - To 343 Guilty Spark.
 * "All armor, form up! Hit 'em where it hurts!"
 * "First line clear! Move up!" - When the two Wraith's are destroyed.
 * "Second line: clear! Push forward!"
 * "Bravo, flank and cover! I want everybody supportin' the Chief; he'll take it down!"
 * "Brace yourselves; we're going in a little hot!" - After the Pelican was hit in the beginning of the level The Covenant.
 * "Alright, up the beach! Take out that Wraith!
 * "Hornets inbound!" - In the level The Covenant.

Gameplay Quotes

 * "This is gonna be a nightmare for the hazmat people." - Regarding the Flood infestation of Voi in Halo 3


 * "You can't be that bad on purpose, Chief".
 * "Hey,Hey,Hey!" - To Master Chief upon entering a warthog.


 * "How do I look like, Marine?" - Asked by the other Marine if he's okay.


 * "Jackass" - After he kills the Master Chief for killing his men on Legendary.


 * "My men are not the enemy!" When team killing in Halo: Combat Evolved.


 * "Where the hell did you learn to drive?" when the player hits many objects.


 * "Ohh, cap'n's not gonna like this one..." after he kills the Master Chief as a traitor.


 * "Keep it up and you might be on my good side."


 * "You got two hands, you used them before, use them now!"


 * "Hey, you made that look easy!" - Halo 2.


 * "I'd love it if you'd stop killing my men!" - Halo: Combat Evolved, when you kill Marines.


 * "Once more with feeling, let's go, people."


 * "You split-chin bastard!" - said to an Elite


 * "I'll pretend that was an accident Chief." - When you shoot him.


 * "Hey, I heard you fellows taste JUST LIKE CHICKEN!"- taunt when fighting Jackals.


 * "That's what I called a team effort, lets get ready, people!"


 * "That is why you got the I in Chief." - When the Master Chief kills a lot of enemies.


 * "I'm sorry. Your name is... uh..." - When he accidentally shoots a Marine.


 * "He's dead." - When a Marine is killed.


 * "You don't have the right to wear the beret!"


 * "Well, that's one way to save ammo!" - If you run over a lot of Covenant with a Warthog.


 * "It always pays to make sure." - Shooting a dead Covenant in Halo: Combat Evolved.


 * "Hey, you hungry? Here, have some bullets!" - IWHBYD Skull required, on The Ark.


 * "Hey, if you suck, it's your own damn fault." - If another Marine complains about him stealing a kill.


 * "FALL BACK!" - When Marines are getting quickly killed, note that even though he gives the order to fall back, no one falls back, not even him.


 * "Yep, it's really me." - On Floodgate, IWHBYD may be required.


 * "Somebody call Keyes, tell him what happened..." - Halo: Combat Evolved, when the Chief dies.


 * "Hey, anyone got any earplugs?" - Halo 2, while climbing into the Warthog Gunner seat.


 * "I can't hold a grudge against you." - If you kill too many Marines and you stop.


 * "If my face looked like a squid, I'd be angry, too!" - Taunting an Elite.


 * "That'll be one dollar for the first minute, ten cents after that." — When given a bad weapon in Halo 2.


 * "You big footed, ugly sucker!"


 * "Man, I could make a mess with this!" - If given a power weapon.


 * "Get ready to bring out the Elephant Guns!" - Halo 3, the Ark, when facing the Scarab.


 * "Don't cry, you're gonna make me feel bad." - After killing an enemy in Halo 2.


 * "I'm gonna send you all the way back to Planet Jackass!" - Halo 3, The Storm, when fighting a Scarab after destroying the last Anti-Air Wraith.


 * "Don't eat that donut!" - said Crow's Nest with IWHBYD Skull on.


 * "It is over!" - Halo: Combat Evolved, throwing a grenade.


 * "Alright, start digging a hole, someone start digging a hole." (Stacker, when Chief dies)


 * "Rock n' Roll, let's get ready people"


 * "Damn damn damn damn DAMN!" - Halo: Combat Evolved, after the Chief dies.


 * "I want HOT BARRELS people! POUR IT ON EM!"


 * "A favor! Don't kill the men!" - Halo: Combat Evolved, when you kill a Marine.


 * "What in the hell-?"


 * "Break out the butter, because you are about to get fried!" - Said in Halo: Combat Evolved, when on the LAAG.


 * "Swap 'em for the mag."


 * "Grenades are like RAM. You can never have too much."


 * "This is too much!! Even for a Pete! Aaaaah!" - said when he takes damage.


 * "I don't need bodies, I just need a count."


 * "Man, you're shooting like you got a cheat code!" - If you shoot bullets and miss your targets a lot.


 * "Damn, I look good!"


 * "These marines look up to you Chief." - If you kill a marine.


 * "Dodge that, ya son of a bitch!"


 * "Next one who dies gets double duty, have to do my laundry " - When a Marine dies.


 * "How are you still alive?"


 * "My mom thought I was gonna be a doctor!"


 * "Sir, we have to develop what we call trust."


 * "Wear your glasses, boy!" - If you shoot him.


 * "Hey! Where's the morphine?" - When he gets hit by enemy fire.

Marine: "Yeah, you got it... Will there be snacks?"
 * "Fall in over here!"


 * "Keep firing! Let's spend some of that taxpayer money!"


 * "We are bulled over!" - Halo: Combat Evolved, when the Chief dies.


 * "There is no radio. Quit looking for it and drive!" - When you flip a Warthog, IWHBYD Skull may be required.


 * "When you die, I'm gonna be a happy, happy man."


 * "Does the word training mean anything to you?" - When you shoot him.


 * "I didn't like him either, but DAMN!" - After you get killed.


 * "Ew! You make my mother-in-law look pretty!"


 * "Let God sort 'em out!"


 * "Suck it, split-lip!"


 * "Hey! No one said, 'freeze tag'!" - If the Master Chief/Arbiter and all surrounding allies are inactive for a while.


 * "Uh, leave the cursing to the professionals, son." - When the Marine is cursing.


 * "WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!!" - Halo: Combat Evolved, when you shoot him.


 * "That's fine and all... but you still owe me twenty bucks."


 * "I hope you're not all talk, Marine."


 * "Hey, if you suck, that's your own damn fault!"


 * "This sucks with a capital K!"


 * "Next time I need a taxi you're the man to call, Chief!" - Halo 2 on Outskirts after you jump something in the Warthog and land safely


 * "What is wrong with you?" - When you shoot him.


 * "Yo mama's so ugly, her tears run down the back of her head!"


 * "Chief, you're freaking me out." - If you stare at Stacker for a while.


 * "Pour it on, Marines, you aren't paying for the rounds!"


 * "Oh, crap!" - When stuck by a Grenade.


 * "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!"


 * "You are lucky that breathing is an involuntary reflex."


 * "You're breathing, you had me worried."


 * "Nice pause but the world ain't gonna save itself."


 * "He's an idiot, about to become a DEAD idiot."


 * "A plan is a beautiful thing when it works. This is a beautiful thing."


 * "According to the manual, you're a dumb ass!"


 * "French fried ugly! Favorite dish!"


 * "Hey! Mr. Spaghetti!"


 * "Boy, he's so ugly when he cries the tears go down the back of his head!" - Upon seeing a Elite in Halo 2


 * "You got insurance on this thing?" - Halo: Combat Evolved, when you drive a Warthog badly.


 * "Hey there, blue bastard! You're gonna die!"


 * "I'm gonna carve a lucky charm outta you, meat head!"


 * "Hey, Mr. Latrine - is that a toilet on your back?"


 * "Hey, Chewie! Your about to be turned into a foot rest!"


 * "I'm gonna crack you open and put you on a pile of pasta!"


 * "17B! Bingo!"


 * "You're a thing named Blue, how do you do? Now you're gonna die!" (note this is a reference to Johnny Cash's song "A Boy Named Sue")


 * "Alright, lets see what the big A can do." - said when spotting the Arbiter.


 * "That's okay, ten-for-one!" - said when Marine laments over a dead ally.


 * "Belay that, Marine!" - When other Marine says that they'll try to lure out an enemy.


 * "Heeeeey, Calamari!" - said to Elite during a fight.


 * "Help 'em help, people!"


 * "I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm gonna kill ya'!" - Halo 3, IWHBYD required.


 * "You're gonna look like a splat on my wind shield, big blue!"


 * "I'm gonna rip your head off and shove it where the sun don't shine!" - Halo 3, IWHBYD required.


 * "Boy, the uglier they are, the harder they fall!" - Halo 3, IWHBYD possibly needed.


 * "Get it off! Someone get it off!" - Halo: Combat Evolved, when a Plasma Grenade or Infection Form attaches to him.


 * "I'm sorry, did you really need to be that bad?!" - Halo 2, when you shoot him.


 * "I do not like the idea of dying, just so you know." - Halo 3, possibly IWHBYD needed.


 * "Wow, it's not even my birthday!" - Halo 3, when given a good weapon, IWHBYD needed.


 * "Hey, if you ever want this back...too bad!" - Halo 3, when given a good weapon.


 * "We have an uninvited Wraith coming in for breakfast!" - Halo 3, IWHBYD needed.

"Don't worry, there'll be more." - Halo: Combat Evolved, when all the enemies are dead.


 * "This is not where the American idles!" - Halo 3, IWHBYD needed.


 * "I just love getting up every morning and kicking ass." - Halo 3.


 * "Does the name Bozo mean anything to you?" - Halo 2.


 * "Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, I kill you." - Halo 2.


 * "Hey, cow chunky!" - Halo 2.


 * "Hostile! And I mean it!" - Halo 2.


 * "Hot potato!" - Halo 2, when throwing Grenade.


 * "Remember me, from New Mombasa?" - Halo 3, if you stare at him for a while.


 * "All the things left back there is a shortcut to Hell!"


 * "Ewww! Big green's gonna get ya!" - In Halo 2.


 * "This is what we paid for, lets get ready, people!"


 * "Move on through, Marines!" - Order given by him.


 * "Men, you make me proud." - Halo: Combat Evolved, when all the enemies are dead.


 * "Hey - ho! Well done, Marines!"


 * "Woo, leave room for daddy." - When getting in a Warthog.


 * "I'm gonna cut you open and spill you in the dirt." - Halo 3.


 * "Aw, it's gone crazy! Kill it, kill it, kill it!" - Said very quickly and panickedly when a Brute goes onto berserk.


 * "Well thanks for the help, but I didn't need it." - Halo 3, when you steal one of his kills.


 * "All right, let's drive it like it's stolen." - Halo 3, when boarding a Warthog.


 * "Drive her like she's got a trunk full 'o moonshine." - When boarding a Warthog, IWHBYD probably needed.


 * "Shoot me!" When getting infected.


 * "Well, lets see what you got, Mister A." - When he sees the Arbiter.


 * "You know, I could've stayed home today" - If hes getting severely injured.


 * "Holy crap! You hit him in the mind!" - when you melee an enemy in Halo 3, IWHBYD needed.


 * "I'm gonna rip you into itty-bitty pieces!" - when he sees an enemy in halo 3, IWHBYD needed.


 * "That ain't a puppy, Marine. - referencing a Brute to a Marine.


 * "You are ALL gonna die!" - Halo: Combat Evolved, after becoming severely injured and extremely angry.


 * "How are you still alive?" - After the Chief kills a lot of enemies.


 * Are you familiar with the term; "Rode it like a rented mule"?


 * "You know that thing on the left? IT'S A BRAKE!" - If the Chief drives a Warthog badly.