User:Sona 'Demal/Irk Shenanigans

Cast
Aeolus/teh_sonasaurus/Terrorist_Sona — Me, myself, and I Ghost sangheili — The perverted one [Smoke] — The instigator General5 7 — The drama queen LO|Away — The surreptitious one Maslab/Corporal Maslab — The loner FirstSgt_118 — The jerk who's always right Ajax 013/Ajax_the_Ahax/Ahax_XIII/President_Ajax — We all know who he is, right? Gunner_AR — The Halo Fanon Marine Corps leader KizoriKitagawa — The sarcastic one Spartan 112/StaffSergeant112 — That guy Flood12345 — That other guy Spartan-A499 — That other other guy that's not the other guy Kouger — The stubborn one Delta-269 — The smartass VideoGameChick — The talkative one Snore66 — The passive one

Tits or gtfo!
[20:41] *** Aeolus [~461a3ccb@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-lmcfujqrfoepyfcc] has joined #halopedia [20:41] <[Smoke]> Aeolus: tits or gtfo nao plox [20:41]  what? [20:41]  "tits"? [20:42] <[Smoke]> TITS [20:42]  Aeolus: SHOW US YOUR TITS or gtfo [20:42] <[Smoke]> NAO [20:42]  O_O [20:42]  SHOW US THEM [20:42] * Aeolus doesn't feel like being sexually harassed right now [20:42] * Ghost_sangheili smexes Aeolus [20:42]  TITS NAO [20:42]  why are you two fucking with me? [20:43]  you don't say to everyone that joins "tits or gtfo nao plox" [20:43]  ...do you? [20:43] <[Smoke]> wud it halp if i sed "plz"? [20:43]  no [20:43]  tits plz [20:43]  1. I'm male [20:43]  2. I dun feel like it [20:43]  MOOBIES [20:44]  >.< [20:44]  *fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap* [20:44] <[Smoke]> c wut i did thar [20:45] <[Smoke]> lawl [20:45] <Aeolus> and seriously, I've been molested by Ajax already [20:45] <Aeolus> so you can stop now [20:45] <Ghost_sangheili> TITS NAO [20:46] * Aeolus facedesks [20:46] <Ghost_sangheili> YES [20:46] <Ghost_sangheili> [Smoke]: who shud smex his tits first? [20:47] *** Maslab [~chatzilla@24-113-225-214.wavecable.com] has joined #halopedia [20:47] * Ghost_sangheili Mas [20:47] * Ghost_sangheili Maslab * [20:47] <[Smoke]> MASLAB [20:47] * Aeolus shoves his restraining order in Ghost_sangheili's face [20:47] <Maslab> What? [20:47] <Ghost_sangheili> [citation needed] [20:47] <[Smoke]> TITS [20:48] <Maslab> http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129118543092146841.jpg [20:48] <Maslab> There you are [20:48] <Ghost_sangheili> BAHAHAHA [20:48] <Ghost_sangheili> Aeolus: see Maslab gave us tits he dun have to GTFO [20:48] <Ghost_sangheili> Aeolus: as for you >.> [20:48] *** mode/#halopedia [+o Ghost_sangheili] by ChanServ [20:48] <Maslab> :P [20:48] <Ghost_sangheili> TITS OR GTFO [20:48] <Maslab> O_O [20:48] <Maslab> Get him some tits, quick! [20:49] <[Smoke]> ahahahahaha [20:49] <Ghost_sangheili> Aeolus: GIMMEH SOME TITS OR UR BANT [20:49] <Ghost_sangheili> [Smoke]: Care to do the honors? [20:50] * Aeolus sighs [20:50] * Aeolus unbuttons his shirt [20:50] <Aeolus> happy? [20:50] <Ghost_sangheili> LINK NAO [20:50] * Aeolus mutters "perv..." [20:50] <Maslab> lol [20:50] <Ghost_sangheili> GIMME TITS [20:50] <Ghost_sangheili> OR UR BANT [20:50] <Ghost_sangheili> IT MUST BE A .GIF FILE [20:50] <Aeolus> http://milesobrien.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/15-britney-spears.jpg [20:50] <Ghost_sangheili> TITS NAO [20:50] <Aeolus> there you go [20:50] <Ghost_sangheili> I C NO NIPPLZ [20:50] <Aeolus> XD [20:51] <Ghost_sangheili> THAT DOESN"T COUNT [20:51] <[Smoke]> MOAR [20:51] <Ghost_sangheili> GIVE US TITS [20:51] <Ghost_sangheili> WE HUNGREE [20:51] <Aeolus> http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/Shut_Up_and_Sing-5-Dixie_Chicks.jpg [20:52] <Ghost_sangheili> MOAR [20:52] <Ghost_sangheili> WE WANT NIPPLZ [20:52] <Aeolus> http://www.fashion-stylist.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/image/Lady-gaga-corset.jpg [20:52] <Aeolus> no wait, that's a man... [20:52] <[Smoke]> O_O [20:52] <Maslab> It's the Lock Ness Monster! [20:52] <Maslab> Get Scotland on the horn! [20:52] <[Smoke]> TITS NAO PL0X [20:53] <[Smoke]> WIT NIPPLZ [20:53] <Aeolus> go ask CT about it or something [20:53] <Aeolus> he knows lots of Asian chicks [20:54] <Ghost_sangheili> Aeolus: IF U DUN GIVE US TITS W/ NIPPLZ [20:54] <Ghost_sangheili> U [20:54] <Ghost_sangheili> R [20:54] <Ghost_sangheili> B& [20:54] <[Smoke]> teh +b [20:54] <[Smoke]> it r cumin [20:55] <Ghost_sangheili> lyk mah phallus [20:55] <Ghost_sangheili> it r lyk firehose [20:55] <Aeolus> here's your bloody tits [20:55] <Aeolus> http://co2calculator.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/grazing-cow-1b.jpg [20:55] <[Smoke]> it r go swooshswooshswoosh [20:55] <Ghost_sangheili> HOOMAN TITS U F@G [20:55] <Ghost_sangheili> HUMAN TITS W/ NIPPLZ [20:55] <Ghost_sangheili> LAST CHANCE [20:55] <Ghost_sangheili> OR UR B& [20:55] <Maslab> lol [20:56] <Aeolus> http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/avatars/halo_270019_l.jpg [20:56] <Ghost_sangheili> mmkay i'll give u that for lulz [20:57] <Ghost_sangheili> LAST CHANCE [20:57] <Ghost_sangheili> TITS [20:57] <Aeolus> http://www.mynews.in/News/dailyimage/news/Breast--400--1.jpg [20:57] <Ghost_sangheili> or [20:57] <Ghost_sangheili> GTFO [20:57] <Aeolus> there you goi [20:57] <Aeolus> *go [20:57] *** mode/#halopedia [+b Aeolus!*@*] by Ghost_sangheili [20:57] <Ghost_sangheili> PM ME PROPER TIT FOR FUCK'S SAKE [20:57] <Ghost_sangheili> AND PROVE YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY [20:58] <Maslab> lol [20:59] <Ghost_sangheili> Aeolus: TITS GODDAMNIT U HAVE 5 MINS [20:59] <Ghost_sangheili> and then ur gone [21:00] <[Smoke]> DO EET [21:00] <[Smoke]> NAO [21:00] <Ghost_sangheili> [Smoke]: show us some tits [21:00] <[Smoke]> (.)(.) [21:00] <Ghost_sangheili> no srs tit [21:01] <Maslab> Aeolus says it's kind of hard to do when he can't send messages >.> [21:01] <Ghost_sangheili> Aeolus: pm it to me ya fucktard [21:01] <Ghost_sangheili> http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/cms/ul/20080221-Christina_Ricci_Naked_Tit.jpg SEE I FOUND TIT [21:01] <Ghost_sangheili> NOT THAT HARD [21:02] <Ghost_sangheili> Aeolus: U HAVE TWO MINUTES LEFT [21:03] <[Smoke]> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Namibie_Himba_0716a.jpg [21:03] <[Smoke]> lawl tits [21:03] <Aeolus>http://www.mzeus.com/images/Christina%20Aguilera.PNG [21:03] <Ghost_sangheili>THAT HAS NO NIPPLES [21:03] <Aeolus>http://frankpaulgambino.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/mariah-carey-picture.jpg [21:03] <Ghost_sangheili>ARE YOU RETARDED!? [21:03] <Ghost_sangheili> [Smoke]: U WUD NGR [21:04] <[Smoke]> NO U [21:04] *** mode/#halopedia [-b Aeolus!*@*] by Ghost_sangheili [21:04] <Ghost_sangheili> I disapproved of his tit image [21:04] <Ghost_sangheili> but bottom line [21:04] <Ghost_sangheili> it was in fact a tit [21:04] <Ghost_sangheili> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6e/Closeup_of_female_breast.jpg [21:05] * Aeolus buttons his shirt up again [21:05] <Aeolus> now if we're all done here...

Sona the Terrorist
[20:46] *** Sona|AFK is now known as Terrorist_Sona [20:46] <Terrorist_Sona> if I were you, I'd check the administration facility for anything that's...out of place ;) [20:46] <Terrorist_Sona> although you did catch on sooner than I expected [20:46] <Gunner_AR> Bombs were discovered .00001 milliseconds ago and safely removed... [20:46] <FirstSgt_118> Bombs! =D [20:47] <Gunner_AR> Moved to your house. [20:47] <Terrorist_Sona> I'm not talking about bombs... [20:47] <Terrorist_Sona> geez, why is the damn military so stereotype about terrorists? [20:47] <FirstSgt_118> Drunken Gunner_AR gains bombs! [20:47] <Gunner_AR> Oh, then I'm terribly sorry about your exploded house :P [20:48] <FirstSgt_118> Mine? [20:48] * Terrorist_Sona sticks napalm on maslab and 118 [20:48] <Gunner_AR> Terrorist's [20:48] * FirstSgt_118 enjoys a nice cold cup of Napalm in the morning [20:49] * Terrorist_Sona grabs his RTK-74 and shoots 118 [20:49] <Terrorist_Sona> lol nothing like 21st century tech to gun down soldiers of the HFFWMC [20:49] * Corporal_Maslab watches Sona's puny bullets bounce off his armor. [20:50] * FirstSgt_118 's armor takes the hit [20:50] * StaffSergeant112 decapitates Terrorist_Sona [20:50] * Corporal_Maslab raises his battle rifle and headshots Sona [20:50] * Terrorist_Sona dies [20:50] * Terrorist_Sona dies twice [20:50] * StaffSergeant112 pisses on his corpse [20:50] * FirstSgt_118 withdraws his M90 CAWS and blows off Terrorist_Sona's limbs [20:50] * Terrorist_Sona is already dead, goddamn it! [20:50] * FirstSgt_118 joins in on the pissing on the corpse [20:50] * Gunner_AR likes to note that HFFW Marines are impervious to everything but Ajax and Anal Snakes :P [20:50] * Terrorist_Sona suddenly awakens and grabs 118 by the nuts [20:50] <Terrorist_Sona> You're first. [20:51] <Gunner_AR> Ugh.... queer [20:51] * Terrorist_Sona dismembers 118 and flings him off a cliff that conveniently appeared next to the base [20:51] <Gunner_AR> * Gunner_AR likes to note that HFFW Marines are impervious to everything but Ajax and Anal Snakes :P [20:51] * StaffSergeant112 rams a chain axe up Sona's anus [20:51] * Terrorist_Sona shoves an anal snake up AR's ass [20:52] * Terrorist_Sona grabs Ajax and uses him to beat maslab [20:52] * Gunner_AR notes that unless they are wielded by him, Anal Snakes viciously rape their handlers. [20:52] <Terrorist_Sona> oh shit... [20:52] * Terrorist_Sona lights on fire [20:52] <Terrorist_Sona> not again...! [20:52] * Terrorist_Sona rolls on the ground screaming [20:52] * FirstSgt_118 notes that he never went off a cliff, therefore, never died [20:52] <Gunner_AR> *Screaming While Being Penetrated by an Anal Snake* [20:53] * Terrorist_Sona dies two more times [20:53] <Corporal_Maslab> They have the strength of infinite exploding suns, and travel faster than light! [20:53] <Corporal_Maslab> I just can't remember how many times faster... [20:53] <Terrorist_Sona> dun...steal...mah...cookies...! [20:54] * StaffSergeant112 steals Sona's cookies [20:54] * Corporal_Maslab joins in on the stealing [20:54] * Terrorist_Sona comes back to life [20:54] <Terrorist_Sona> You're all gonna die! [20:54] * Terrorist_Sona kills 112 and maslab with staplers [20:55] * FirstSgt_118 withdraws his M99 and, acting on the lack of avaliable officers, takes direct command of B Platoon [20:55] * StaffSergeant112 can only be killed by one weapon [20:55] <FirstSgt_118> ANAL SNAKES =o] [20:55] <FirstSgt_118> * =O [20:55] * StaffSergeant112 hits 118 on the head with a hammer [20:55] * Terrorist_Sona pours 118 another cup of napalm [20:55] <Terrorist_Sona> it'll help with the headache [20:55] * FirstSgt_118 whacks StaffSergeant112 over the head with his M99 [20:56] * Terrorist_Sona pouts 112 some napalm too [20:56] * Terrorist_Sona drops a flavoured condom in 112's cup (used) [20:56] <Terrorist_Sona> that'll give it a bit more taste [20:56] <Terrorist_Sona> if you know what I mean ;) [20:56] * StaffSergeant112 throws it on Sona [20:56] * FirstSgt_118 shoots a 4mm tungsten slug through Terrorist_Sona's head, a round going at 15,000 feet per second [20:57] * Terrorist_Sona dies yet again [20:57] <Terrorist_Sona> I thought you liked hot steaming napalm...! [20:57] * FirstSgt_118 enjoys the Napalm [20:57] <FirstSgt_118> om nom [20:57] * Terrorist_Sona pours Ajax a cup of Chuck Norris [20:59] <Terrorist_Sona> hmm, let's see... [20:59] <Terrorist_Sona> what does CT like? [20:59] <Terrorist_Sona> oh yeah [20:59] * Terrorist_Sona pours CT a cup of asian women [21:00] <Terrorist_Sona> I think I'll have some of that myself... [21:01] <Corporal_Maslab> No [21:01] <Corporal_Maslab> He likes Japanese women [21:01] <Terrorist_Sona> Japanese women are asian... [21:01] * KizoriKitagawa will have a cup of kicking unappreciative cvnt ass. [21:01] * Terrorist_Sona pours CT a cup of kicking unappreciative cvnt ass [21:01] <FirstSgt_118> lol [21:02] *** Ghost_sangheili [~katahdin@unaffiliated/golf-sierra/x-3059725] has joined #halo-fanon [21:02] * Terrorist_Sona pours Ghost_sangheili a cup of tits [21:02] * Ghost_sangheili drinks

Insanity!
<General5_7> GS, are you gay? <General5_7> or bisexual? <teh_sonasaurus> yes, he is <teh_sonasaurus> he keeps asking for tits from me <General5_7> o_O <teh_sonasaurus> emphasis on the ME <[Smoke]> lol <teh_sonasaurus> yeah, [Smoke]'s had some lulz from it <General5_7> lolwtf <teh_sonasaurus> in fact, here's the whole log http://halofanon.wikia.com/wiki/User:Sona_%27Demal/Irk_Shenanigans#TITS.21 <teh_sonasaurus> (I'm Aeolus) <Ghost_sangheili> General5_7: I'm completely straight, I'm just being a troll XD <General5_7> you gay bastard you :P <Ghost_sangheili> General5_7: I have a girlfriend, been with her for 11 months, and we've done inappropriate things in the shower ;) <General5_7> TMI! <Flood12345> ... <[Smoke]> lawl <Ghost_sangheili> General5_7: that's not tmi, just imagine if I went into detail <Ghost_sangheili> About the noises she made, the things she said, the water running down our bodies <General5_7> IVE HEARD ENOUGH <Ghost_sangheili> good times, good times <teh_sonasaurus> lol <teh_sonasaurus> General5_7: did you read the log? <General5_7> yeah <General5_7> i think i need to clean my eyes <teh_sonasaurus> lol * teh_sonasaurus gives General5_7 some visine <[Smoke]> xD <General5_7> i need a moment <General5_7> This calls for intense cleaning  * teh_sonasaurus gets the hydrochloric acid <Halopediaman> Need to use the chemical emergency eye wash fountain? =-=General5_7 is now known as G57|Cleaning <Ghost_sangheili> goddamn people its just sex * teh_sonasaurus gets the lemon juice too <Ghost_sangheili> is it THAT hard to discuss * teh_sonasaurus grabs a bottle of vinegar for good measure <LO|away> Penis goes in vagina <LO|away> Thrust thrust thrust <teh_sonasaurus> >.< <LO|away> Ejaculation <teh_sonasaurus> hey, General5_7, I'll join you <[Smoke]> lol <teh_sonasaurus> LO's acting very strange today... <G57|Cleaning> Ugh <teh_sonasaurus> lol <teh_sonasaurus> better? <G57|Cleaning> no <G57|Cleaning> My eyes are still burning <G57|Cleaning> i should probably just cut them out :P <teh_sonasaurus> try our liquid eye remover http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2009/01/eye-remover.jpg <teh_sonasaurus> :P <LO|away> I think I missed something <teh_sonasaurus> you missed something? <teh_sonasaurus> you're the one being random <[Smoke]> lol * teh_sonasaurus hands General5_7 the eye remover <teh_sonasaurus> just apply it on both retinas, and you'll be eyeless within the hour <teh_sonasaurus> ...no refunds <teh_sonasaurus> and while you're in our product line, please feel free to try our manicure set http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2009/09/manicure-set.jpg * G57|Cleaning takes out a knife <G57|Cleaning> DIE PERVERTS! <[Smoke]> knife? * teh_sonasaurus grabs the knife <teh_sonasaurus> use the eye-remover * G57|Cleaning stabs GS <teh_sonasaurus> it's less painful...oh <[Smoke]> I has knife <teh_sonasaurus> please go ahead <teh_sonasaurus> keep stabbing him <teh_sonasaurus> let me know when he's dead <teh_sonasaurus> feel free to kill him with this too http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2008/08/hand-grenade.jpg * G57|Cleaning stabs LO <[Smoke]> http://209.85.62.26/5770/95/upload/p9165269.jpg <teh_sonasaurus> it's the perfect replacement for the standard M9 HE-DP! * G57|Cleaning goes insane and takes out a gun and begins firing randomly * teh_sonasaurus ducks behind a shield <G57|Cleaning> MY EYES! <LO|away> It's only a flesh wound. <Flood12345> Wat r u cleaning? <teh_sonasaurus> I think we drove her insane... <G57|Cleaning> Flood: My eyes <teh_sonasaurus> [Smoke]! Grab the straitjacket! <G57|Cleaning> YES! He's GONE! <teh_sonasaurus> Flood12345! Get us an ambulance! <teh_sonasaurus> LO|Away! Prepare the surgical tools! <Flood12345> i thought G57 was a girl. <G57|Cleaning> I am <G57|Cleaning> Unless people gave me a sex change while I was asleep <teh_sonasaurus> lol <LO|away> Doctor, my eyes <LO|away> Tell me what is wrong <LO|away> Was I unwise <LO|away> To leave them open for so long * teh_sonasaurus turns G57 into a virgin <Flood12345> lol? <G57|Cleaning> what? i still am one <teh_sonasaurus> orly? <teh_sonasaurus> I wouldn't say that ;) <teh_sonasaurus> but I just gave it back to you :P <G57|Cleaning> that's not awkward at all... * [Smoke] grabs the straitjacket <teh_sonasaurus> the only way to do that is to have a sex change <teh_sonasaurus> now put the jacket on G57 <teh_sonasaurus> while she's in one of her calm moods  * G57|Cleaning begins frothing at the mouth <[Smoke]> O_o <teh_sonasaurus> I'll just slowly take the gun away from her... <G57|Cleaning> SCREECH <teh_sonasaurus> HURRY!  * teh_sonasaurus panickedly grabs the gun and pulls it away  * G57|Cleaning grabs Saurus and begins shaking him <teh_sonasaurus> PUT THE JACKET ON HER! <G57|Cleaning> DIE PUNY HUMAN!! <teh_sonasaurus> DO IT!  * G57|Cleaning bites his shoulder <teh_sonasaurus> ouch...  * [Smoke] puts the straitjacket on General5_7 <[Smoke]> lol  * G57|Cleaning bites Smoke <[Smoke]> O_O <teh_sonasaurus> I think I have an infection... <[Smoke]> AHHHHHHHHHH <G57|Cleaning> rabies ftw! * teh_sonasaurus puts duct tape over G57's mouth * G57|Cleaning	begins kicking <teh_sonasaurus> Flood! Throw her into the ambulance! <teh_sonasaurus> Strap her in! Quickly! * G57|Cleaning frothing burns the tape off <teh_sonasaurus> oh shit... <G57|Cleaning> RAWR * G57|Cleaning spits on everyone <G57|Cleaning> It cleans through even the toughest stains! <[Smoke]> O_- * G57|Cleaning spits <teh_sonasaurus> throw her into an ambulance! * [Smoke] lost the game. <teh_sonasaurus> not now, [Smoke]! * G57|Cleaning begins frothing again * Flood12345 throws Sona into the ambulance <teh_sonasaurus> not me! <teh_sonasaurus> Her! * G57|Cleaning bites Flood12345 * Flood12345 throws Sona again <teh_sonasaurus> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU <teh_sonasaurus> no, I don't need a sex change! <teh_sonasaurus> keep that thing away from me! * G57|Cleaning takes out a knife <G57|Cleaning> Too bad! * teh_sonasaurus screams hysterically, which becomes muffled as the doors close
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Excommunication
<AeolusTheSilent> ohaithar HBad <AeolusTheSilent> didn't notice you lol <S-118> 	xD <AeolusTheSilent> ... <the_rogue_smiler> lol <S-118>	You scared him away, you ass xD
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Kouger's Table
* Kouger sits on his table. * Kouger yawns again * VideoGameChick flips kougers table <Snore66> ... <[Aeolus]> lol <[Alpha]> lol <Kouger> Does not affect Kouger's table. <Kouger> It's superglued to the floor. * [Aeolus] rips out the floor tiles the table is glued to :P <Kouger> Now leave neutral Kouger alone. He doesn't take part in your petty squabbles. <VideoGameChick> then go find someplace else to be sleepy, boi * Kouger glues the table to the essence of matter which is indestructible. * Delta-269 sets Kouger's table on fire <[Aeolus]> XD * [Aeolus] o/\o Delta-269 <VideoGameChick> oooooh fire <S-A499> lol <Kouger> It's made of steel, fool. <Delta-269> Kouger, steel + gasoline + lighter = fire <VideoGameChick> I HEAR A RUMBLE * [Aeolus] smelts the table * [Aeolus] reshapes the table into a giant metal dildo * [Aeolus] sticks Kouger's face into it <[Alpha]> O_O * Kouger puts [Aeolus] in a group home for retarded children. <Snore66> ... * [Aeolus] walks out the door <VideoGameChick> xD <[Aeolus]> that was...easy... * Kouger buys a new table with an invisible barrier around it. * Kouger sits on his table. * [Aeolus] removes all oxygen from inside the barrier * [Aeolus] replaces the air with carbon monoxide <[Aeolus]> let's see how long it takes you to come out :) * Kouger isn't alive. <Kouger> Does not affect. <Snore66> Couldn't you just use a chair?  * Kouger is communicating with you from another dimension.  * [Aeolus] nuclear-bombs the building Kouger is in, destroying the energy shield and the table  * S-A499 notes that he secretly put a C4 under kouger's desk. <Kouger> Table*  <S-A499> *Table <[Aeolus]> lol we're working really hard to destroy the table <[Aeolus]> with no particular reason <VideoGameChick> ....tehe <Jug6ernaut> ... <[Alpha]> ...  <S-A499> ... <[Aeolus]> ...  * VideoGameChick runs to Tony's doorstep and lights a paperbag on fire <Snore66> Why do you sit on a table and not a chair?  * Kouger is just happily sitting here, while you barbarians try to destroy me. <Kouger> No wonder humanity is going to shit. <Kouger> Human nature = fail  <S-A499> Oh? Then what are you? <VideoGameChick> i love how only one person in this room knows where that is leading to <[Aeolus]> lol <Kouger> What am I, you ask? <S-A499> Yeah. <Kouger> I am the table, you could say. It's all metaphorical beyond your human comprehension. * [Aeolus] grabs Kouger's most prized possessions and begins smashing them in front of his eyes outside the barrier <Kouger> ... * Kouger has no possessions. <Kouger> The table itself is my home. * [Aeolus] splits an atom in the barrier, causing an unstable displacement * [Aeolus watches Kouger get enveloped by the energy and cease to exist

Drinks
<VideoGameChick> fuck it sucks having no pop in the house * [Aeolus] drives a truck full of Nestea through VGC's wall * [Aeolus] smashes the truck straight into VGC's bedroom <Spartan-A499> Why drink pop when you can drink water? <VideoGameChick> ew =[ <VideoGameChick> water is gross and boring <Spartan-A499> *milk <VideoGameChick> milk makes u want to gag <[Aeolus]> I like milk ;) <Spartan-A499> *Juice <[Aeolus]> heh <[Aeolus]> I like juice ;) <VideoGameChick> ... <Spartan-A499> ... <[Aeolus]> ... ... <[Alpha]> ... <VideoGameChick> moving on? <[Aeolus]> sure