User:SPARTAN-984/IRC Quotes

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ROARWTFZOMBIECOW46032920`HOLYSHIITEAKEMUSHROOMSZOMBIEZWAFFLEZ?!
Blemo, upon me PMing him

WHEN YOU MAKE A RAP VIDEO, AND YOU'RE LARGER THAN FAT ALBERT, DON'T TAK EYOUR SHIRT OFF &gt;__&lt;
AJ, upon seeing Rick Ross topless.

Natrapq? That sounds like some expensive Indian night club.
Blemo, upon hearing ZukaZamamee pronounce QPARTAN backwards.

Dam, I haz gots to gets thot Macrosift spill chacker sald.
Me, after I misspelled something.

Stupidness complete, now returning to homework
Jubby, after he deleted all three of his socks in IRC.

I think the populace would be very skeptical of living on a giant hula-hoop with a floating talking box telling them they are reclaimers
DeltaAI, on the comment of colonizing the Halos

===they would be freaked out by the Sentinels and Monitor, but the UNSC leadership could either destroy all Sentinel producerig facilities and the Monitor, or tell everyone they're there for e safety of the civilians=== Delta-269, in response to DeltaAI's earlier statement

You have to be afraid of us Canadians, we can defy the laws of physics. Our submarines light on fire underwater!
One of Jubby's many quit phrases.

I have no life? I'm a gamer, I have infinite lives!
Another one of Jub's numerous catchphrases.

when the f*cking elections are | Ummm, when we f*cking say they are | and when do you say they f*cking are | Ummmm, if I knew that, a month, a day, and a year would be posted onto the channel.
A short argument between BananaCat and CommanderTony over the usergroup elections. BananaCat had already asked 8 or 9 times before.

===tomaw*[Global Notice] Hi all. That split has taken services and 10k with it. We're currently investigating the cause and hope to have it resolved soon. Further updates via wallops (/mode &lt;nick&gt; +w). Thanks! | Woe what the crap.=== Spiri7-of-Halo after reading a message. The message was sent because of a monster netsplit that apparently took Channie and 10k with it. The message is included.

I hate my brother -_- On top of destroying a rented game, now he just wants to return it and hope they don't notice that its unplayable
DeltaAI on his brother

Damnit Unibitchy.
CommanderTony on Unilinky.

India deltaoscar bravoecholimaindiaechovictorecho india hotelalphavictorecho tangohotelecho paparomeoindiavictorindialimaechogolfecho.
The Pointman, for apparently no reason.

or is it not what it is not while being what it is with what it's not isnt?
Delta attempting to confuse everyone for no reason... ehh, can't think of one...

Today's episode of IRC is brought to you by the letter "S" only usernames that begin with the letter S are allowed to talk
SoSoo on the Uncyclopedia channel, commenting on the fact that the only three people in the channel talking have an S at the start of their names. Or something like that.

formulating response | fuck off
Me, responding to Delta cheating us out of money on 2012 (quoted below)

Delta-269 is on a vessel. The vessel's speeds are exceeding five nautical miles. The wind is blowing his coat out behind him.
Delta-269 parodying I'm On A Boat by The Lonely Island.

FIRE!
Fluffy23, aka Skwisgaar, being an idiot to pose for his noobishness.

giving commands commands now, are we?
[Smoke], after hearing me give a short outburst after /join failed to work.

Ancestors of our species built them to survive the destruction of the galaxy | shit happens | project cancelled
Me, simplifying what the Shield Worlds were.

*** Unknownhero has quit (Quit: I'm going to watch Liam undress)
Unknownhero on another IRC channel, being a smartass.

at base, Austrailia is what happens when you put a hundred thousand people in the middle of nowhere and then saunter by 200 years later and ask how everything's going
Me, explaining what Austrailia is, minus the culture and pretty much everything.

al bad gramer peepol hoo due eet own perpuz sale bee geevin cokies dat r lased wit lazars
Smoke, parodying a sentence said by Zuka earlier. The translation: All bad grammar people who do it on purpose shall be given cookies that are laces with lasers.

===* Sparty_McFly looks at himself and says, 'I know my every weakness and how to exploit myself to my own advantage. Now scramble, me, before I screw with myself so damn hard my own fucking grandchildren feel it.=== Me, on another channel, being forced to fight myself and using psychological trickery to scare me into running scared for my life.

* Sparty_McFly farts through a trumpet aimed at a microphone plugged into a guitar amp at full power
Me, after returning from AFK-ness and hearing Ultra_Force asking people to make loud sounds.

EXTRA, EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT | HALO REACH RUINED FOR PEOPLE WHO READ HALO: FALL OF REACH | *gets shot in the face with a Particle Beam Rifle*
Me, during the infamous troll attack on Halopedia. As of 1:23 PM Newfoundland time (maybe) it's ongoing. I edited during the time the red button was depressed.

All I did was ask "Aren't muslim children the real "Baby boomers"?
Roguesmiler explaining why he was banned from Bnet. Note: this may be offensive: if you do find it offensive, message me and I'll remove it.

Porn Overdose
Man, and it started with teling people about a FFXI move...

[21:02] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; I have the ultimate Final Fantasy move.

[21:02] *** Halo_3 is now known as Halo3

[21:02] &lt;Halo3&gt; finally got it

[21:02] &lt;Dr-Acula&gt; XD

[21:02] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; And it's not Ultima.

[21:02] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; It is....

[21:02] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; Summon Cloverfield.

[21:03] &lt;Charitwo&gt; btw, anyone who hasn't seen these http://prishels.net/baby/

[21:03] &lt;Dr-Acula&gt; Jabba the hutt incarnate?

[21:04] &lt;SSG_Johnson&gt; Hey, CommanderTony! The Nitroneon Rebellion RP has started!

[21:05] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; Okay...

[21:05] &lt;Dragonclaws&gt; Godzilla could totally beat Cloverfield...

[21:05] &lt;SSG_Johnson&gt; Remember, you joined :P

[21:05] &lt;SSG_Johnson&gt; CommanderTony

[21:05] &lt;SSG_Johnson&gt; Sergeant Anthony Stubblefield - Member of PROJECT: ORION

[21:05] &lt;SSG_Johnson&gt; Lieutenant James T. Kaidan - ONI Field Agent

[21:05] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; Cloverfield Stats: 9999 HP, 7050 damage resistance, 9000 strength, 8000 Magic, underwater Magiera, airborne Magiera, knows Revenge Stamp, Emerald Beam, Ultima, OmniSlash, and is the ultimate move. It however, costs over 7000 Mana to use.

[21:06] &lt;Missleburg365&gt; How can I join this "Nitroneon Rebellion RP"?

[21:06] * Dr-Acula is working his ass off on the Halo 3 credits page

[21:07] *** Churchreborn has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))

[21:07] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; Revenge Stamp is so powerful it can damage everyone.

[21:07] &lt;Missleburg365&gt; SSG_Johnson, I have been scanning this computer and guess what I found

[21:07] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; Emerald Beam might misfire and damage your own party members.

[21:07] &lt;SSG_Johnson&gt; what?

[21:07] &lt;Halo3&gt; porn?

[21:07] &lt;Halo3&gt; :P

[21:07] &lt;Missleburg365&gt; No

21:07] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; My ultimate Final Fantasy move.

[21:07] &lt;Dr-Acula&gt; Pr0n?

[21:07] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; Summon Cloverfield.

[21:07] &lt;Halo3&gt; :P

[21:07] &lt;Missleburg365&gt; You will never guess what I found

[21:08] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; Trust me.

[21:08] &lt;Dr-Acula&gt; Your Dad's pr0n?

[21:08] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; It has claws of steel! It should know OmniSlash!

[21:08] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; Dr-Acula: Your family's pr0n?

[21:08] &lt;Halo3&gt; your moms p0rn?

[21:08] &lt;Dr-Acula&gt; XD

[21:08] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; Everyone's pr0n?

[21:08] &lt;Missleburg365&gt; The Blue-prints to some kind of new Hacking device(Or as I assume thats what it is)

[21:08] &lt;Dr-Acula&gt; The internet's pr0n?

[21:08] *** Blemo has joined #halopedia

[21:08] &lt;Dr-Acula&gt; win

[21:08] &lt;Dr-Acula&gt; Ohai

[21:08] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; Hi Blemo

[21:08] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; Uh..

[21:08] &lt;Missleburg365&gt; Hello Blemo

[21:08] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; Blemo's pr0n?

[21:08] &lt;Halo3&gt; hey blemo

[21:09] &lt;Halo3&gt; :P

[21:09] &lt;Dr-Acula&gt; Halo3: Guess what

[21:09] &lt;Halo3&gt; my pr0n?

[21:09] &lt;Halo3&gt; what?

[21:09] &lt;Blemo&gt; Hello, #halopedia

[21:09] &lt;Missleburg365&gt; Its like a square with some kind of arrow in the side of it

[21:09] &lt;Missleburg365&gt; It looks really confusing

[21:09] &lt;Halo3&gt; so yes to pr0n?

[21:09] &lt;Dr-Acula&gt; XD

[21:09] &lt;Halo3&gt; :P

[21:09] &lt;Missleburg365&gt; It gave me a headache after looking at it for about five months

[21:10] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; Halo3: The pr0n you made?

[21:10] &lt;Missleburg365&gt; *minutes

[21:10] &lt;Halo3&gt; porntana!

[21:10] &lt;Dr-Acula&gt; XD

[21:10] &lt;Halo3&gt; :P

[21:10] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; Pornster Chief

[21:10] &lt;Dr-Acula&gt; Did you see the avatar for "reallifecortana"?

[21:10] &lt;Dr-Acula&gt; o.O

[21:10] &lt;Halo3&gt; cortana + pr0n = porntana

[21:10] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; The Porniter

[21:10] &lt;Dr-Acula&gt; Burns your eyes out

[21:11] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; Captain Jacob Porns

[21:11] &lt;Missleburg365&gt; Ah ha. Found it

[21:11] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; Yeah, that sucked.

[21:11] &lt;Blemo&gt; Okay, stop with the mentioning of porn.

[21:11] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; Porn. The parody of Halo.

[21:11] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; Okay then.

[21:11] &lt;Missleburg365&gt; It appears to be a homing beacon

[21:11] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; The Porn. The Flood replacement in Porn 3.

[21:11] &lt;Halo3&gt; porntana --- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NjrYWwxeOw

[21:11] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; Now I am done

[21:11] &lt;Dr-Acula&gt; XD

[21:11] &lt;Missleburg365&gt; (I really don't know what it is.)

[21:12] &lt;Halo3&gt; every sick nerd wants some with cortana so we made porntana

[21:12] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; O.o

[21:12] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; The UPSC. United Porn Spacen Corps.

[21:12] &lt;Blemo&gt; Stop it now.

[21:12] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; Okay then.

[21:12] &lt;Halo3&gt; kk

[21:13] &lt;Missleburg365&gt; Blemo, Have we met yet?

[21:13] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; (says through side of mouth) Blemo is op. Respect him. NO more porn.

OMG Pizza and Halo
WTF? It starts with Halo and delves into pizza...

[14:54] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; arbiter116: On solo Legendary, you get all four people?

[14:54] &lt;arbiter116&gt; No.

[14:54] &lt;arbiter116&gt; Just solo campaign

[14:54] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; Solo Campaign Legenadry?

[14:54] &lt;arbiter116&gt; Chief, John, and SPARTAN-117

[14:54] &lt;arbiter116&gt; yes

[14:54] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; O.O

[14:55] &lt;arbiter116&gt; I finished Sierra 117 in 10 minutes

[14:55] *** sannse has left #halopedia

[14:55] &lt;Cheifschick&gt; :O

[14:56] &lt;arbiter116&gt; ...

[14:56] &lt;arbiter116&gt; ...awkward silence

[14:56] &lt;CloneAssasin&gt; BAM

[14:56] &lt;Kamikaze_Duck&gt; omg pizza

[14:56] &lt;arbiter116&gt; lol

[14:56] * arbiter116 rolls his eyes

[14:56] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; omg Pizza as big as your body!

[14:56] * CovieKiller dives into pit of french fries

[14:56] &lt;arbiter116&gt; ...

[14:57] &lt;arbiter116&gt; ~sweat

[14:57] &lt;Churchreborn&gt; that'd be a 5'8'' pizza. D: ''

[14:57] &lt;arbiter116&gt; or in the case of my prostitute last night, 11'4"

[14:57] &lt;arbiter116&gt; whoa!

[14:57] &lt;CloneAssasin&gt; o_O

[14:58] &lt;Churchreborn&gt; ...riight

[14:58] &lt;CloneAssasin&gt; WTH....?

[14:58] &lt;arbiter116&gt; ...Kelly

[14:58] &lt;arbiter116&gt; I'm kidding!

[14:59] &lt;arbiter116&gt; ...you do know who Kelly is, right/

[14:59] &lt;arbiter116&gt; SPARTAN-87?

[14:59] *** CloneAssasin has left #halopedia ("Oh..Oh god, must...clense...soul")

[14:59] &lt;arbiter116&gt; lol

[15:00] &lt;arbiter116&gt; was it something I said?

[15:00] &lt;arbiter116&gt; ...

[15:01] &lt;arbiter116&gt; Hello? Anybody?

[15:01] &lt;Tesfan&gt; hi

[15:01] *** arbiter116 has quit ("CGI:IRC")

[15:01] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; This is so quote-worthy.

Mass Bannage and Mass ROFLage
Note that this is long, has lots of bans, consists mostly of ROFL, and has swearing. Reader discretion is advised.

[16:00] *** Topic is rofl

[16:00] -ChanServ- [#gruntcorner] Welcome to #Gruntcorner, where men are men, women are men, and boys are FBI agents

[16:00] *** Channel mode is +tng

[16:00] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:00] &lt;Pigeonman&gt; excess flood again

[16:00] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:00] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; OK so I didnt beat it

[16:00] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:00] *** ARC-Trooper has joined #GruntCorner

[16:00] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:00] &lt;ARC-Trooper&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;ARC-Trooper&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;ARC-Trooper&gt; rofl

[16:01] *** Tesfan sets mode -b on CloneAssasin!*@*

[16:01] &lt;ARC-Trooper&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; roflr

[16:01] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;Pigeonman&gt; nice Delta

[16:01] *** Churchreborn sets mode +b on *!*@*.nb.aliant.net

[16:01] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; ofl

[16:01] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; Why is everyone kicking me?

[16:01] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;Tesfan&gt; thank you CR

[16:01] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;Tesfan&gt; SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[16:01] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:01] *** Tesfan sets channel mode to +m

[16:01] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; v

[16:01] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:01] *** Tesfan sets channel mode to +m

[16:01] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; v

[16:01] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:01] *** Buffalosoldier92 has been kicked by Tesfan (Tesfan)

[16:01] &lt;Pigeonman&gt; CR, that bans everyone from New Brunswick with aliant ISP, but we don't care

[16:01] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;Pigeonman&gt; !rofl

[16:01] *** Buffalosoldier92 has joined #GruntCorner

[16:01] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Top 3 "rofl"ers (out of a total of 862 "rofl"s seen): Manticore: 442, Pinky: 197, and Jack_Phoenix: 83.

[16:01] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; !rofl

[16:01] &lt;Churchreborn&gt; ahaha

[16:01] &lt;Pigeonman&gt; nope

[16:01] &lt;Tesfan&gt; FU New Brunswick

[16:01] &lt;Pigeonman&gt; XD

[16:01] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; Dammit

[16:01] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;Pigeonman&gt; !rofl

[16:01] *** Buffalosoldier92 has joined #GruntCorner

[16:01] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Top 3 "rofl"ers (out of a total of 862 "rofl"s seen): Manticore: 442, Pinky: 197, and Jack_Phoenix: 83.

[16:01] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; !rofl

[16:01] &lt;Churchreborn&gt; ahaha

[16:01] &lt;Pigeonman&gt; nope

[16:01] &lt;Tesfan&gt; FU New Brunswick

[16:01] &lt;Pigeonman&gt; XD

[16:01] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; Dammit

[16:01] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:01] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; roflrofl

[16:01] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; Crap

[16:02] *** ChanServ sets mode +o on Buffalosoldier92

[16:02] *** Buffalosoldier92 sets mode +b on Tesfan!*@*

[16:02] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; Kick time for Tessy

[16:02] &lt;Churchreborn&gt; LET'S BAN ALL OF ITALY AND FRANCE NOW

[16:02] *** Tesfan has been kicked by Buffalosoldier92 (Buffalosoldier92)

[16:02] &lt;Churchreborn&gt; IT'S THEIR FAULT ANYWAYS

[16:02] &lt;Pigeonman&gt; YA

[16:02] *** Churchreborn sets mode -b on Tesfan!*@*

[16:02] *** Tesfan has joined #GruntCorner

[16:02] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:02] *** Tesfan has left #GruntCorner

[16:02] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:02] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:02] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:02] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:02] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:02] *** ChanServ sets mode +o on Tesfan

[16:02] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:02] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:02] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:02] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:02] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:02] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:02] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:02] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:02] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:02] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:02] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:02] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:02] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:02] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; !rofl

[16:02] *** Tesfan has been kicked by Buffalosoldier92 (Buffalosoldier92)

[16:02] *** Tesfan has joined #GruntCorner

[16:02] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:02] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:02] *** Tesfan has been kicked by Buffalosoldier92 (Buffalosoldier92)

[16:02] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:03] *** Buffalosoldier92 sets mode +b on Tesfan!*@*

[16:03] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:03] *** ChanServ sets mode +o on Tesfan

[16:03] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:03] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:03] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:03] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:03] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:03] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:03] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:03] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:03] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:03] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:03] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:03] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:03] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:03] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:03] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:03] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; v

[16:03] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:03] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:03] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:03] *** Tesfan sets mode -b on Tesfan!*@*

[16:03] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; roflroflrofl

[16:03] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:03] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:03] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:03] &lt;Tesfan&gt; you can't ban me, bicth

[16:03] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; :)

[16:03] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; lag

[16:03] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:03] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; roflroflroflrofl

[16:03] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:03] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:03] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; roflroflrofl

[16:03] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:03] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:03] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; roflvvv

[16:03] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; v

[16:03] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; v

[16:03] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:03] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; rofl

[16:03] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:03] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; lag

[16:03] *** Churchreborn sets mode +b on *!*@*unaffiliated/buffalosoldier92

[16:03] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:03] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:03] *** Tesfan has been kicked by Buffalosoldier92 (Buffalosoldier92)

[16:03] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; SPAMMY TIME--- NOT

[16:03] *** Tesfan sets mode +b on Buffalosoldier92!*@*

[16:03] &lt;Churchreborn&gt; D:

[16:03] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:03] *** Tesfan has joined #GruntCorner

[16:03] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; orly?

[16:03] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:03] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:03] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:03] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; rofl

[16:03] *** Churchreborn sets mode -b on Buffalosoldier92!*@*

[16:03] *** Churchreborn sets mode -b on *!*@*unaffiliated/buffalosoldier92

[16:03] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; !rofl

[16:03] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Top 3 "rofl"ers (out of a total of 862 "rofl"s seen): Manticore: 442, Pinky: 197, and Jack_Phoenix: 83.

[16:03] *** ChanServ sets mode +o on Tesfan

[16:03] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[16:04] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; NOW MY ACCESS

[16:04] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; :[

[16:04] *** Churchreborn sets mode -o on Buffalosoldier92

[16:04] *** Churchreborn sets mode +b on *!n=buffalos@unaffiliated/buffalosoldier92

[16:04] *** Buffalosoldier92 has been kicked by Tesfan (rofl)

[16:04] &lt;Churchreborn&gt; ahahaha

[16:04] *** Tesfan sets channel mode to -m

[16:04] &lt;Tesfan&gt; pwnt

[16:04] *** Churchreborn sets mode -b on *!*@*.nb.aliant.net

[16:04] *** Churchreborn sets mode -b on CovieKiller7!*@*

[16:04] &lt;ARC-Trooper&gt; WTH? really? I said sorry!

[16:05] &lt;Pigeonman&gt; !rofl

[16:05] &lt;Tesfan&gt; sorry

[16:05] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Top 3 "rofl"ers (out of a total of 862 "rofl"s seen): Manticore: 442, Pinky: 197, and Jack_Phoenix: 83.

[16:05] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; wIERD

[16:05] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; This will make good quoting.

[16:05] &lt;ARC-Trooper&gt; ...

[16:05] *** Pigeonman is now known as Kamikaze_Duck

[16:05] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; Ill put it under "

[16:05] &lt;ARC-Trooper&gt; no

[16:05] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; Mass Bannage

[16:06] &lt;ARC-Trooper&gt; but 99% will be "rofl"

[16:06] * Kamikaze_Duck respawns here, hits the ground and explodes

[16:06] &lt;ARC-Trooper&gt; lol

[16:06] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; I know

[16:06] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; New title

[16:07] &lt;CovieKiller&gt; Mass Bannage and Mass ROFLing

[16:07] &lt;ARC-Trooper&gt; heh

[16:07] *** Churchreborn sets mode -b on *!n=buffalos@unaffiliated/buffalosoldier92

[16:07] *** Buffalosoldier92 has joined #GruntCorner

[16:07] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; &gt;:[

[16:07] * Kamikaze_Duck explodes Buffalosoldier92

[16:07] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; lol

TEH OPS, THEY WANNA HAVE FUN/OPS GONE WILD ON #GRUNTCORNER
[20:20] *** Topic is DEMONS SPAWN FROM COMPUTERS || PUT HOLY WATER ON YOUR COMPUTER AND LICK TEH SPARKS! || I LIEK TEH SPAR--AAAHHHHFG! || Are /you/ unified? http://tinyurl.com/5ld9fp || Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿É¹É&lt;HaloDude&gt; liek ur face :D

[20:20] -ChanServ- [#gruntcorner] oolololol

[20:20] *** Channel mode is +tng

[20:20] *** ChanServ sets mode -o on Jubinator

[20:20] &lt;SPARTAN-A984&gt; What are you doing AJ?

[20:20] &lt;Jubinator&gt; m next!

[20:20] &lt;Jubinator&gt; me**

[20:20] &lt;Tesfan&gt; butthurt

[20:20] *** ChanServ sets mode +o on Delta-269

[20:20] *** Jubinator has been kicked by Delta-269 (Delta-269)

[20:20] *** Jubinator has joined #gruntcorner

[20:21] &lt;Delta-269&gt; :D

[20:21] * Ace_of_Aces is destroying you

[20:21] &lt;SPARTAN-A984&gt; oOOH

[20:21] &lt;SPARTAN-A984&gt; !fail

[20:21] &lt;PinkSe4v&gt; FAIL FAIL FAIL

[20:21] &lt;SPARTAN-A984&gt; To you Jub

[20:21] &lt;Jubinator&gt; :D

[20:21] &lt;Jubinator&gt; !wort

[20:21] *** ChanServ sets mode +o on Jubinator

[20:21] &lt;SPARTAN-A984&gt; !win :d

[20:21] *** ChanServ sets mode -o on Delta-269

[20:21] &lt;PinkSe4v&gt; Delta-269 wins!

[20:21] *** Jubinator changed topic to ollool i borke teh topicz

[20:21] *** ChanServ sets mode -o on Jubinator

[20:21] &lt;SPARTAN-A984&gt; Dammit someone op me so I can fix the topic again

[20:21] &lt;Delta-269&gt; no

[20:22] &lt;SPARTAN-A984&gt; All I'll do is fix the topic. And kick.....

[20:22] *** ChanServ sets mode +o on Delta-269

[20:22] &lt;SPARTAN-A984&gt; Jubinator for being stupid

[20:22] *** ChanServ sets mode -o on Delta-269

[20:22] &lt;Delta-269&gt; I cant op you

[20:22] &lt;SPARTAN-A984&gt; Crap.

[20:22] &lt;Jubinator&gt; !fail

[20:22] &lt;PinkSe4v&gt; FAIL FAIL FAIL

[20:22] *** ChanServ sets mode +o on Delta-269

[20:22] *** ChanServ sets mode +o on Jubinator

[20:22] *** Jubinator sets mode +v on SPARTAN-A984

[20:22] *** Delta-269 sets mode +o on SPARTAN-A984

[20:22] &lt;Jubinator&gt; gah

[20:23] &lt;Jubinator&gt; I missed

[20:23] &lt;Jubinator&gt; lol

[20:23] *** SPARTAN-A984 changed topic to DEMONS SPAWN FROM COMPUTERS || PUT HOLY WATER ON YOUR COMPUTER AND LICK TEH SPARKS! || I LIEK TEH SPAR--AAAHHHHFG! || Are /you/ unified? http://tinyurl.com/5ld9fp || Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿Â¿É¹É&lt;HaloDude&gt; liek ur face :D

[20:23] *** Halo_3 has joined #gruntcorner

[20:23] *** ChanServ sets mode -o on SPARTAN-A984

[20:23] *** Jubinator sets mode -o on Jubinator

[20:23] *** ChanServ sets mode -o on Delta-269

[20:23] &lt;SPARTAN-A984&gt; AHHHH

[20:23] &lt;SPARTAN-A984&gt; Someone op me again!

[20:23] &lt;Delta-269&gt; hey 3

[20:23] &lt;Delta-269&gt; hey H3

[20:23] &lt;Jubinator&gt; hi Halo_3

[20:23] &lt;SPARTAN-A984&gt; No wait..

[20:23] &lt;Delta-269&gt; SPARTAN-A984, no

[20:23] -ChanServ- Password identification is required for [OP]

[20:23] -ChanServ- Type /msg NickServ IDENTIFY &lt;password&gt; and retry

[20:23] &lt;SPARTAN-A984&gt; Dammit

[20:23] &lt;SPARTAN-A984&gt; Someone please op meh. I wanna kick Jub

[20:23] &lt;Halo_3&gt; hello

[20:23] *** ChanServ sets mode +o on Delta-269

[20:23] &lt;Jubinator&gt; loller/cs op #gruntcorner -Ace_of_Aces -Delta-269 -RyanTheGreat11 -SPARTAN-A984 -Tesfan

[20:23] &lt;Jubinator&gt; rofl

[20:23] &lt;Jubinator&gt; noes

[20:23] &lt;Jubinator&gt; my plan

[20:23] &lt;Jubinator&gt; it r ruined

[20:23] &lt;Jubinator&gt; oh well

[20:24] *** ChanServ sets mode -o on Delta-269

[20:24] &lt;Jubinator&gt; ollool

[20:24] *** ChanServ sets mode +o on Delta-269

[20:24] *** Delta-269 changed topic to DEMONS SPAWN FROM COMPUTERS || PUT HOLY WATER ON YOUR COMPUTER AND LICK TEH SPARKS! || LINK TEH HOLY SPARKS!

[20:24] *** ChanServ sets mode -o on Delta-269

[20:24] &lt;Jubinator&gt; i r ctrl v

[20:24] *** ChanServ sets mode -v on SPARTAN-A984

[20:24] *** ChanServ sets mode +o on Jubinator

[20:24] *** Jubinator sets mode +o on PinkSe4v

[20:24] *** ChanServ sets mode -o on PinkSe4v

[20:25] &lt;Jubinator&gt; aww

[20:25] *** ChanServ sets mode -o on Jubinator

[20:25] *** ChanServ sets mode +v on Delta-269

[20:25] *** ChanServ sets mode +v on Jubinator

[20:25] *** ChanServ sets mode +v on Ace_of_Aces

[20:25] &lt;Jubinator&gt; lollerskates

[20:25] *** ChanServ sets mode +v on RyanTheGreat11

[20:25] *** ChanServ sets mode +v on Tesfan

[20:25] *** ChanServ sets mode +v on Halo_3

[20:25] *** ChanServ sets mode +v on PinkSe4v

[20:25] *** ChanServ sets mode +v on Churchreborn

[20:25] &lt;Delta-269&gt; :D

[20:25] &lt;Jubinator&gt; lollerskates

Random Team Americanage
[20:25] &lt;Ace_of_Aces&gt; August 30th, 2552 = The day reach fell

[20:25] * GUNNER061 goes hunting

[20:25] &lt;Ace_of_Aces&gt; August 30th, 2015 = The day Estovakia invaded Gracemeria

[20:25] * TroyB kills bugs bunny

[20:25] *** Lvmffn|dinner is now known as Lovemuffin|HPA

[20:25] * GUNNER061 kills daffy duck

[20:25] &lt;RyanTheGreat11&gt; Apirl 2nd 1992, the day greatness was blessed upon the earth

[20:25] &lt;TroyB&gt; NOOO

[20:26] &lt;GUNNER061&gt; YEEESSS

[20:26] &lt;TroyB&gt; Family guy

[20:26] &lt;GUNNER061&gt; south park

[20:26] &lt;Ace_of_Aces&gt; August 30th, 1992, the day a curse was placed on the Earth

[20:26] &lt;Blemo&gt; RyanTheGreat11: The first coup killing as well.

[20:26] &lt;TroyB&gt; Robot chicken

[20:26] &lt;SPARTAN-A984&gt; F*** YEAH!"

[20:26] &lt;TroyB&gt; Blemo&gt;Pie?

[20:26] &lt;GUNNER061&gt; futurama

[20:26] &lt;RyanTheGreat11&gt; really blemo?

[20:26] &lt;SPARTAN-A984&gt; F*** YEAH!

[20:26] &lt;SPARTAN-A984&gt; F*** YEAH!

[20:26] &lt;TroyB&gt; ...

[20:26] &lt;GUNNER061&gt; mind of mencia

[20:26] &lt;Lovemuffin|HPA&gt; RyanTheGreat11: March 3rd 1992, the day the earth was blessed with purpose

[20:27] &lt;SPARTAN-A984&gt; F*** YEAh!

[20:27] &lt;SPARTAN-A984&gt; F*** YEAH

[20:27] * GUNNER061 is confused

[20:27] &lt;SPARTAN-A984&gt; F*** YEAH!

[20:27] * TroyB dies

[20:27] &lt;SPARTAN-A984&gt; F*** YEAH!

[20:27] &lt;TroyB&gt; STOP!

[20:27] &lt;Lovemuffin|HPA&gt; stop

[20:27] &lt;SPARTAN-A984&gt; Okay

[20:27] * GUNNER061 is happy

[20:27] &lt;RyanTheGreat11&gt; Bah

[20:27] &lt;TroyB&gt; boot him

[20:27] &lt;Jubinator&gt; spammage

[20:27] &lt;RyanTheGreat11&gt; Apirl 2nd &gt; March 3rd

[20:27] *** Sgt_johnson has joined #halopedia

[20:27] &lt;Jubinator&gt; February 124th

[20:27] &lt;GUNNER061&gt; ok stop with the dates

Randumbness
This took place between 11:02 and 11:43

[11:02] *** Topic is Welcome to #halopedia | Halopedia, the Halo Wiki - http://halo.wikia.com/ | Channel rules - http://halopedian.com/IRC | Countervandalism - #cvn-wikia-halo

[11:02] -ChanServ- [#halopedia] Please make sure you are aware of the channel rules and regulations - http://halopedian.com/Halopedia:IRC_Channel

[11:02] &lt;BananaCat&gt; Subtank: What did Halopediagirl do to the page on Fran Walsh for you to revert it all the time?

[11:02] *** Channel mode is +tncg

[11:03] &lt;BananaCat&gt; hi

[11:03] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; yeah, only if your going to do one of the UNSC

[11:03] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; for the USR vehicles, i left a breif description for them

[11:03] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Hi

[11:03] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; so you can make a article from that outline and expand it

[11:03] *** TroyB has joined #halopedia

[11:03] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; TB you have been banned for....

[11:03] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; eleventy billion years

[11:03] &lt;Subtank&gt; She kept on putting personal opinions and useless information....

[11:03] *** Whitehwk has joined #halopedia

[11:04] &lt;BananaCat&gt; hi

[11:04] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; zomgzTroy

[11:04] &lt;TroyB&gt; Hello

[11:04] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Everyone: watch me

[11:05] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; BananaCat: Eleventy

[11:05] &lt;Subtank&gt; watching...

[11:05] &lt;Whitehwk&gt; hey Sub of Tanks

[11:05] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Dammit

[11:05] *** BananaCat is now known as BananaCat|Dead

[11:05] &lt;TroyB&gt; Why was i banned

[11:05] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; YAY!

[11:05] &lt;Subtank&gt; lol

[11:05] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Subtank: killing BC is as easy as saying "Eleventy

[11:05] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; hi 984

[11:05] *** BananaCat|Dead is now known as BananaCat|Dead|D

[11:06] *** BananaCat|Dead|D is now known as BC|Dead|Dead

[11:06] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Hi ONI

[11:06] &lt;TroyB&gt; I was banned??

[11:06] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; No

[11:06] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; I just wanted BC to die

[11:06] &lt;TroyB&gt; O.

[11:06] *** BC|Dead|Dead is now known as BananaCat|Dead

[11:06] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; He dies everytime you ping him with the word "eleventy"

[11:07] &lt;Spartan6&gt; eleventy

[11:07] * BananaCat|Dead dies everytime you say eleventy

[11:07] &lt;Whitehwk&gt; Eleventy twelve

[11:07] * BananaCat|Dead can't die twice

[11:07] &lt;TroyB&gt; BC eleventy eleventy eleventy eleventy

[11:07] &lt;Spartan6&gt; eleventy two

[11:07] * BananaCat|Dead will come back to life later

[11:07] &lt;Subtank&gt; BananCat: Eleventy

[11:08] &lt;Subtank&gt; BananaCat: Eleventy

[11:08] &lt;Spartan6&gt; Eleventy eleventy eleventy eleventy eleventy

[11:08] &lt;Whitehwk&gt; Subtank: Gamer tag?

[11:08] &lt;Spartan6&gt; Eleventy eleventy eleventy eleventy eleventy

[11:08] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; BananaCat|Dead: ytbevelE

[11:09] * BananaCat|Dead haunts Spartan6

[11:09] * SPARTAN-984 calls in the...

[11:09] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; GHOST

[11:09] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; BUSTERS!

[11:09] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; Sub, check this new ship design on HF XD http://halofanon.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Orthographic.jpg

[11:09] *** BananaCat|Dead is now known as BananaCat|Daed

[11:09] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; its even worse than the Lego warships..

[11:09] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; BananaCat: Does ytnevelE revive you?

[11:09] &lt;BananaCat|Daed&gt; it makes daed

[11:10] *** BananaCat|Daed is now known as BananaCat

[11:10] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; oh and this IP of copying doom now has a name, SuperLuminal...

[11:10] &lt;Subtank&gt; That pic is quite....uh....nice....I guess.....I'm so confused...

[11:11] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; EVERYONE SAY IT!

[11:11] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; NOW!!!!!!

[11:11] *** BananaCat is now known as BananaCat|Dead

[11:11] &lt;Whitehwk&gt; Eleventy 2

[11:11] * SPARTAN-984 revives BC

[11:11] &lt;Subtank&gt; BananaCat: Eleventy

[11:11] *** BananaCat|Dead is now known as BananaCat

[11:11] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; BananaCat: Eleventy

[11:11] *** BananaCat is now known as BananaCat|Dead

[11:11] * SPARTAN-984 revives BC

[11:11] &lt;TroyB&gt; I gotta go to some churhc benefit thing but until i return your can have soemthing to remember me by: &lt;On second thought I don't want people clicking links to shock images, so DELETED.&gt;

[11:11] &lt;Subtank&gt; BananaCat: Eleventy

[11:11] *** TroyB has quit ("http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client")

[11:11] *** BananaCat|Dead is now known as BananaCat

[11:12] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; BananaCat: Eleventy

[11:12] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; BananaCat: Eleventy SPAM!!!!!

[11:13] *** BananaCat is now known as BananaCat|Dead

[11:13] * SPARTAN-984 revives BC

[11:13] *** BananaCat|Dead is now known as BananaCat

[11:13] &lt;BananaCat&gt; this is tiring

[11:13] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; I'm having fun

[11:13] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; BananaCat: Eleventy SPAM!!!!!

[11:13] &lt;BananaCat&gt; dying all the time#

[11:14] &lt;BananaCat&gt; ha, too many nick changes

[11:14] &lt;Subtank&gt; Bye Guys...

[11:14] *** Subtank has quit ("CGI:IRC")

[11:14] &lt;BananaCat&gt; bye

[11:14] &lt;Whitehwk&gt; cya

[11:14] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Bye bye Subtank.

[11:14] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; ONIrecon111, can we improve ELEVENTY!!!

[11:15] *** BananaCat is now known as BananaCat|Dead

[11:15] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; XD

[11:15] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; This is quotable

[11:15] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; ?

[11:15] &lt;Whitehwk&gt; stop killing BC

[11:15] &lt;Whitehwk&gt; BC is dead enough without Eleventy

[11:15] * SPARTAN-984 knows how to kill Whitehwk: say his name backwarss

[11:15] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; *backwards

[11:15] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; but i'm playing raiden X

[11:15] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Whitehwk: kwhetihW

[11:15] * Whitehwk falls down and has a siezure

[11:16] &lt;Whitehwk&gt; lol

[11:16] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; XD

[11:16] * BananaCat|Dead is still dead

[11:16] * BananaCat|Dead is too dead

[11:16] * SPARTAN-984 revives BC

[11:16] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; OK now kill Whitehwk

[11:17] * BananaCat|Dead is too dead

[11:17] * SPARTAN-984 revives BC too much

[11:17] * BananaCat|Dead is too dead

[11:17] * BananaCat|Dead has been dead and live too much

[11:17] * BananaCat|Dead dies forever.......

[11:18] * SPARTAN-984 revives BC forever

[11:18] *** TroyB has joined #halopedia

[11:18] &lt;TroyB&gt; *SPARTAN-984 has taken the liberty to ban this Encyclopedia Dramitica goatse link for protection of the great Cabal eyes*

[11:18] * SPARTAN-984 performs a ritual which revives someone no matter what on BananaCat

[11:18] *** TroyB has quit (Client Quit)

[11:18] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; o.o

[11:19] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; If BC dies forever, someone op, kickban and put him on aut-rem

[11:19] &lt;zuka_zamamee&gt; to much tech talk it hurt my brain

[11:20] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Get the beta particle online. Activate sub-routine 2X4HG83GR and destroy the particle. Then amplify all the tricorders to travel through warp-space nine time and tune the frequency of the phasers up.

[11:21] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; :p

[11:21] * SPARTAN-984 watches zuka_zamamee's head asplode

[11:22] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; *KA-BLAMMO*

[11:22] * ONIrecon111 puts IRC through a papershredder

[11:22] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; AHAGIRHB3IOXSYK;

[11:22] *** SPARTAN-984 is now known as Everyone_on_IRC

[11:22] * Everyone_on_IRC is shredded to bits by the carelessness of ONIrecon111, including himself

[11:23] *** Everyone_on_IRC is now known as SPARTAN-984

[11:23] -NickServ- This nickname is registered. Please choose a different nickname, or identify via /msg NickServ identify &lt;password&gt;.

[11:23] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; oops

[11:23] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Shame ONI. Shame

[11:23] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; i'm not in IRC though

[11:23] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; i'm in the land of COD 4 cheats

[11:23] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; naooooo

[11:24] &lt;BananaCat|Dead&gt; Simonrjh: You've gotta ban TroyB for that link

[11:24] &lt;Simonrjh&gt; OH DEAR GOD

[11:24] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Get the beta particle online. Activate sub-routine 2X4HG83GR and destroy the particle. Then amplify all the tricorders to travel through warp-space nine time and tune the frequency of the phasers up. After that, tune the photon torpedo magrefractors and reconfigure the computers online to spew random technobabble from the technological "mouth" to the IRC ears

[11:24] *** ChanServ sets mode +o on Simonrjh

[11:24] &lt;BananaCat|Dead&gt; he's already gone....

[11:24] &lt;BananaCat|Dead&gt; but when he comes back

[11:24] &lt;Simonrjh&gt; i can still ban him

[11:25] &lt;BananaCat|Dead&gt; goooooood

[11:25] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; That was ba fair goatse

[11:25] *** Simonrjh sets mode +b on *!*47c8a56e@gateway/*

[11:26] &lt;BananaCat|Dead&gt; how long?

[11:26] &lt;Whitehwk&gt; lawl

[11:26] &lt;Simonrjh&gt; as long as i want

[11:26] &lt;Simonrjh&gt; that was fucking disgusting

[11:26] &lt;BananaCat|Dead&gt; which is how long?

[11:26] &lt;Simonrjh&gt; years

[11:26] &lt;Simonrjh&gt; til i forgot why i banned him

[11:26] &lt;Whitehwk&gt; Simonrjh, Thats not the real troyb

[11:26] &lt;Whitehwk&gt; Thats a hacker

[11:27] &lt;Simonrjh&gt; and that image has scarred me, so yeah

[11:27] &lt;BananaCat|Dead&gt; infinite?

[11:27] &lt;Whitehwk&gt; I could tell by the way he acted

[11:27] &lt;BananaCat|Dead&gt; that image scarred ne

[11:27] &lt;BananaCat|Dead&gt; *me

[11:27] &lt;Simonrjh&gt; Whitehwk: well thats ok then, because i banned his gateway

[11:27] &lt;BananaCat|Dead&gt; and it goes to the list of websites I've been on

[11:27] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; zuka_zamamee: Get the beta particle online. Activate sub-routine 2X4HG83GR and destroy the particle. Then amplify all the tricorders to travel through warp-space nine time and tune the frequency of the phasers up. After that, tune the photon torpedo magrefractors and reconfigure the computers online to spew random technobabble from the technological "mouth" to the IRC ears of zuka_zamamee. Then voice, op, and use ChanServ's Internet Relay Chat powers to kick, ban, and auto-rem TroyB. Finally, tricorder frequency particles phaser magnify reflect technobabble random warp atomic Borg Comtrol Processing Unit storage space.

[11:27] &lt;Whitehwk&gt; Simonrjh, For how long? 1 day? He is a hacker

[11:27] &lt;BananaCat|Dead&gt; which is worse

[11:27] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; :p

[11:27] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Whitehwk: Put it in this term!

[11:28] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; HE IS BANNED UNTIL F*CKING HELL FREEZES THE F*CK OVER!!!!

[11:28] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Clear enough?

[11:28] &lt;Whitehwk&gt; SPARTAN-984, He could change his IP

[11:28] &lt;BananaCat|Dead&gt; he'd better not

[11:28] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; o.o

[11:29] &lt;BananaCat|Dead&gt; or he becomes the 3rd person on my death list

[11:29] &lt;Whitehwk&gt; whos the first 2?

[11:29] &lt;BananaCat|Dead&gt; people I know

[11:29] &lt;BananaCat|Dead&gt; and hate

[11:29] &lt;BananaCat|Dead&gt; the first is a pillock and evil

[11:29] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; HE IS F*CKING BANNED UNTIL F*CKING HELL FREEZES THE F*CK OVER\

[11:29] &lt;BananaCat|Dead&gt; the 2nd

[11:29] &lt;zuka_zamamee&gt; SPARTAN-984, dude what the f*** does that mean!!!

[11:29] &lt;BananaCat|Dead&gt; is a lunatic and headbutted me in the face

[11:29] &lt;Simonrjh&gt; SPARTAN-984: shut up, but you're right

[11:30] &lt;BananaCat|Dead&gt; infinite?

[11:30] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; zuka_zamamee: It is supposed to be technobabble which is supposed to make your head asplode

[11:30] * zuka_zamamee head asplodes

[11:30] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; YAYA

[11:30] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; YAY

[11:31] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; One technobabble to make zuka

[11:31] &lt;BananaCat|Dead&gt; how do you know its a hacker

[11:31] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; 's body asplode

[11:31] * zuka_zamamee cant talk for an hour cuz my head asploded

[11:32] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; FrequencyBorgSpecies8472omegaparticle.

[11:32] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; :D

[11:33] &lt;BananaCat|Dead&gt; E(nergy Sword)=M(aster)C(hief)(Halo)2

[11:34] &lt;BananaCat|Dead&gt; how do you know its a hacker?

[11:36] &lt;Whitehwk&gt; wut

[11:37] &lt;Whitehwk&gt; BananaCat|Dead, because, Hes been continuoasly banned (for 3 weeks now)

[11:37] &lt;BananaCat|Dead&gt; TroyB

[11:37] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; BC: I thought you were ded

[11:37] &lt;BananaCat|Dead&gt; oh yeah

[11:37] * BananaCat|Dead dies

[11:38] &lt;BananaCat|Dead&gt; so, what does he hack?

[11:41] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; BC: I thought you were ded

[11:41] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; \

[11:41] &lt;BananaCat|Dead&gt; I am

[11:42] &lt;BananaCat|Dead&gt; aren't i allowed to talk when I'm dead?

[11:42] &lt;BananaCat|Dead&gt; :|

[11:42] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; nO.

[11:42] &lt;BananaCat|Dead&gt; :\

[11:42] &lt;BananaCat|Dead&gt; :/

[11:42] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; IF you are ded then you cannot talk

[11:42] &lt;BananaCat|Dead&gt; screw you

[11:42] &lt;BananaCat|Dead&gt; this isn't real

[11:42] &lt;BananaCat|Dead&gt; mwaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahah

[11:43] &lt;BananaCat|Dead&gt; spam of the century

[11:43] * BananaCat|Dead is now dead

Omar's View On Life
[18:17] &lt;Omar-065&gt; Life is a FPS, the guns are a just little bit harder to obtain.

[18:17] &lt;Grievous797&gt; XD

[18:17] &lt;Krypton&gt; Depends where you live......

[18:18] &lt;Omar-065&gt; yup

What... the... f*@#??
Seriously, she thought THAT????

I had pulled out a sheep earlier, and look what happens

[16:33] SPARTAN-984 was kicked out of #gruntcorner by Churchreborn (I know you're a guy with raging hormones, but still, keep it in a private channel...)

(SPARTAN-984 rejoins #gruntcorner)

[16:34] &lt;Churchreborn&gt; Srsly a guy carrying around a sheep gives me that impression

[16:34] &lt;Churchreborn&gt; And not because the fact that I've actually seen a guy do things to a sheep before...

[16:34] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; o.O

[16:34] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; You thought.... that??????

[16:34] *SPARTAN-984 goes into a chemical shower

28 Admins Later
[18:01] * Churchreborn chews on James' arm

[18:01] &lt;HaloDude&gt; o_o

[18:01] &lt;Blemo&gt; O_o

[18:01] * CommanderTony tranquilizes Churchreborn for having rabies.

[18:01] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; has Oreo succeded in killing Church and occupying her skin?

[18:01] * CommanderTony saved James.

[18:01] &lt;Blemo&gt; Don't foxes do that when they're escaping someone?

[18:02] * HaloDude poisons CommanderTony for being.......whatever

[18:02] &lt;Churchreborn&gt; I dunno I'm just bored and that was the first thing that came to mind

[18:02] * CommanderTony uses the Martyrdom perk in order to kill HaloDude.

[18:02] &lt;Blemo&gt; xD

[18:02] &lt;Blemo&gt; lolwt

[18:02] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Counter-kill

SPARTAN-077's Complaint
[18:14] &lt;SPARTAN-077&gt; Why must peoples IRC quotes lack me!!!!????

SPARTAN-077's NEWSCAST
[18:21] *** SPARTAN-984 is now known as Reporter-984

[18:21] &lt;Newsman-077&gt; Its time for the evening edition of.....H-News!

[18:21] &lt;Newsman-077&gt; News that matters.

[18:21] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; Why the heck am I here?

[18:21] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; Oh yeah... paying off that fee..... from that war.... with the aliens...

[18:21] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; by serving in a IRC news show...

[18:21] &lt;Delta-269&gt; to not interupt teh newz?

[18:21] * Blemo knives the camera.

[18:22] &lt;Delta-269&gt; o_O

[18:22] * Reporter-984 watches camera asplode

[18:22] * Delta-269 agrees witth Blemo

[18:22] &lt;Newsman-077&gt; There was intense discussion in downtown #halopedia today, luckily, a violent conflict was avoided.

[18:22] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; With... oddly, violence.

[18:22] &lt;Blemo&gt; Actually, I know how to assemble and dissamble a camera. ^_^

[18:22] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; One person, SPARTAN-984, aka ME, was killed by HaloDude.

[18:22] &lt;Newsman-077&gt; Due to the fact I must go, I leave the desk to Blemo!

[18:23] &lt;JWR|Privateer&gt; Can iget interviewzed? =D

[18:23] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; Who routinely respawned.

[18:23] * Blemo tears it apart and feeds it to Jerry the giraffe.

[18:23] &lt;Delta-269&gt; cya Newsman-077

[18:23] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; And now we have the interview of JWR

[18:23] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; NO0T

[18:23] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; Anyways,,,

[18:23] &lt;Delta-269&gt; ...

[18:23] *** Newsman-077 has left #Halopedia ("I'll be back for the Night Edition!")

[18:24] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; A Formula One roller coaster has been planned for the Nurburgring.

[18:24] &lt;Blemo&gt; Dear god.

[18:24] &lt;Delta-269&gt; &gt;_&gt;

[18:24] &lt;Blemo&gt; Not the night edition!

[18:24] &lt;Blemo&gt; O_o

[18:24] &lt;AdjutantCoroes&gt; And don't forget the midnight edition.

[18:24] &lt;AdjutantCoroes&gt; It is a replay of all the news.

[18:24] &lt;Blemo&gt; I would rather have a fox feed on my arm, than watch 984's report.

[18:24] &lt;Blemo&gt; xD

[18:24] &lt;Blemo&gt; *077's

[18:25] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; During prototype testing, the F1 coaster flew off the track and slammed into a Space Shuttle launch pad-sized tanker truck full of flammable explodable oil pesticides.

[18:25] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; Apophis has been annihilated.

[18:26] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; And Nurburgring has been destroyed.

[18:26] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; And I saw the flash through my eyelids.

[18:26] &lt;Blemo&gt; Your face was destroyed in the Brooklyn fires.

[18:26] &lt;Blemo&gt; The end.

[18:26] &lt;Blemo&gt; End of newscast.

[18:26] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; AND I STILL AM NOT GETTING MAH PAY

[18:26] * Blemo made his month.

[18:26] &lt;Delta-269&gt; XD

[18:26] *** Blemo is now known as Camera3

[18:26] &lt;AdjutantCoroes&gt; And now for the weather.

[18:26] &lt;Delta-269&gt; Churchreborn, wha..?

[18:26] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; The end of the day Death Report: The Bozo The Clown actor has just died.

[18:27] *** Camera3 is now known as Blemo

[18:27] &lt;Churchreborn&gt; :P

[18:27] &lt;Blemo&gt; Bah.

[18:27] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; He popularized Bozo The Clown, and he has dies at 87.

[18:27] &lt;AdjutantCoroes&gt; We have a slight chance of rain followed by variable showers all through the week.

[18:27] &lt;Delta-269&gt; I was pinged by that invite &gt;_&lt;

[18:27] &lt;Churchreborn&gt; xD

[18:27] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; Plus, a gigantic cloud will fly over our heads and drop.... exploding meteroid-sized frankenfrogfish?

[18:28] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; o.O

[18:28] &lt;JWR|Privateer&gt; And in more recent news, a young man in America has went on a rampage for apple pies, calling himself Admin CT.

[18:28] &lt;Delta-269&gt; XD

[18:28] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; He was excited that there was a F1 coaster.

[18:28] * Reporter-984 kills JWR

[18:28] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; He is not on a apple pie rampage

[18:28] &lt;ObituaryColt&gt; Ajax_013, is ok if I do send you a friend request?

[18:28] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; He is on a deletion spree.

[18:28] &lt;Blemo&gt; He is?

[18:28] &lt;Blemo&gt; Which wiki?

[18:29] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; For reference, Manticore has high deletes.

[18:29] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; yeah, my gamertag is Lobsterandom

[18:29] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; Blemo: Here

[18:29] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; Mostly userpages, sockpuppets,..

[18:29] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; fanon...

[18:29] &lt;ObituaryColt&gt; Ajax_013, Alright, I'll send it now.

[18:29] * Blemo raises an eyebrow.

[18:29] &lt;Blemo&gt; You mean fanon.

[18:29] &lt;Blemo&gt; :P

[18:29] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; CommanderTony's deletes on Halopedia have already surpassed Manticore's delete count on ALL WIKIA.

[18:30] &lt;Blemo&gt; GPT's bans on Halopedia have surpassed everyone else's 20 years ago.

[18:30] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; And now, we go to JWR, who will be interviewing himself.

[18:30] &lt;JWR|Privateer&gt; Hello JWR, how are you today?

[18:31] &lt;JWR|Privateer&gt; I'M NOT A COMMIE!

[18:31] &lt;JWR|Privateer&gt; I'm sorry, did I offend you Mr. JWR?

[18:31] &lt;AdjutantCoroes&gt; Security!

[18:31] &lt;JWR|Privateer&gt; No, but admins are always listening.

[18:31] * Reporter-984 orders security back

[18:31] &lt;JWR|Privateer&gt; So, how do you feel about the "Cabal"?

[18:31] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; HaloDude, how do you feel about JWR saying he is not a commie

[18:32] &lt;JWR|Privateer&gt; THE CABAL WILL SMITE YOUR SOULS, PATHETIC MORTAL!

[18:32] &lt;JWR|Privateer&gt; I mean...

[18:32] &lt;JWR|Privateer&gt; The Cabal is nonexistent.

[18:32] &lt;HaloDude&gt; I say stop pinging me or die

[18:32] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; He who shall not be pinged, thank you.

[18:33] &lt;Churchreborn&gt; That pings me too

[18:33] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; Wha?

[18:34] &lt;JWR|Privateer&gt; Umm... Mr. JWR, how do you feel about rumors that you finally got off your ass and got XBL?

[18:34] &lt;JWR|Privateer&gt; That happened months ago!

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[18:34] &lt;Blemo&gt; I got pinged by "ass" O_o

[18:34] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; Mr. JWR, I am afraid we do not have time.

[18:34] &lt;JWR|Privateer&gt; Um, studio, you told me he was a lazy prick!

[18:34] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; I am sorry, but JWR, the interview has been called off.

[18:34] &lt;JWR|Privateer&gt; Whatz?

[18:35] &lt;RyanTheGreat&gt; Interview?

[18:35] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; 1: Interviewing yourself is mentally retarded,

[18:35] * JWR|Privateer sets the new building on fire.

[18:35] &lt;JWR|Privateer&gt; I did it for my pay.

[18:35] &lt;JWR|Privateer&gt; The studio told me.

[18:35] &lt;Blemo&gt; You were never hired...

[18:35] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; 2: You just set the news building on fire so the security will kill you and the fans do not think interviews of yourself like it.

[18:35] &lt;Delta-269&gt; ohai Ryan

[18:35] &lt;RyanTheGreat&gt; hi

[18:35] * JWR|Privateer is a pyromaniac, what can he say?

[18:35] &lt;Blemo&gt; 3. You were never hired by the studio.

[18:35] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; Thank you for watching the H-News.

[18:36] * JWR|Privateer sets security on fire and then escapes to a burning Kremlin.

[18:36] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; We'll be back for the dawn edition, where we will ping everyone endlessly

[18:36] &lt;Blemo&gt; 4. Your Application to burn down the studio wasn't signed by a superior officer.

[18:36] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; :D

[18:36] &lt;JWR|Privateer&gt; Blemo: That's what she said.

[18:36] &lt;Blemo&gt; 5. You're not Alex Trebek.

[18:36] &lt;JWR|Privateer&gt; ...

[18:36] &lt;Blemo&gt; 6. Ronald Reagan isn't a communist.

[18:37] &lt;JWR|Privateer&gt; ...

[18:37] &lt;Blemo&gt; 7. Seven is my favorite number.

[18:37] &lt;Delta-269&gt; wtf?

[18:37] &lt;JWR|Privateer&gt; Yeah, we all know Ronald Reagan was obviously an Anarchist.

[18:37] &lt;Blemo&gt; 8. Purple umbrellas taste good on Tuesdays.

[18:37] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; Huh?

[18:37] &lt;Blemo&gt; kthnxbai.

Spartan-666
[16:26] &lt;Spartan-666&gt; When's the next time I can expect to see the fellow on the Internet Relay Chat?

[16:26] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; Anytime.

[16:26] *** KillerCRS has quit (Connection timed out)

[16:26] &lt;Mateo&gt; When he logs on.

[16:26] &lt;Mateo&gt; Time will tell when.

[16:26] &lt;Spartan-666&gt; Ah, well I will join again at that time. Thank you users. I shall be off to study now.

[16:26] *** Spartan-666 has quit ("http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client")

[16:26] * Nao_Nabeshima shrugs and goes back to the debate with Yasuharu_Wakisaka

[16:27] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Is he British?

[16:27] &lt;Mateo&gt; I am off.

[16:27] &lt;Delta-269&gt; leaving to study? seems like RR

[16:27] &lt;Mateo&gt; Bye.

[16:27] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; ya

[16:27] &lt;Mateo&gt; Love ya'all

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[16:27] &lt;Nao_Nabeshima&gt; 9_9

[16:27] &lt;Spartan-666&gt; SPARTAN-984: I am not British.

[16:28] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; o.O

[16:28] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; What the hell?

[16:28] &lt;Spartan-666&gt; I lived in London for a while but I am not British.

[16:28] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; O.O

[16:28] &lt;Spartan-666&gt; Cheers everyone.

[16:28] &lt;Mateo&gt; Bye, fellow halopedians.

[16:28] *** Spartan-666 has quit (Client Quit)

[16:28] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Another question 666

[16:28] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Dammit

[16:28] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Is he psychic?

[16:28] &lt;Nao_Nabeshima&gt; Just leave

[16:28] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; no, someone pm-ed him

[16:28] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; My god I'm quoting this

[16:28] * Pryo_Zarkum think Mateo wants attention.

[16:28] &lt;Delta-269&gt; SPARTAN-984, just coz someones a Brit, doesnt make them a perfect speller and talker, just take Ajax, HD, and Simon as perfect examples :P

[16:28] &lt;HaloDude&gt; SPARTAN-984: He was trying to annoy us by talking in absolute perfect english. And btw, just because someone talks like that *DOESN'T* mean they're british. And fyi, i've *never* seen anyone talk like that -.-

[16:29] &lt;Nao_Nabeshima&gt; SPARTAN-984:You are quoting every thing?

[16:29] &lt;Simonrjh&gt; Delta: oy &gt;:[

[16:29] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; xD

[16:29] &lt;Mateo&gt; I don't want attention, no.

[16:29] &lt;Delta-269&gt; HaloDude, I posted just before you, I winz :D

[16:29] &lt;Nao_Nabeshima&gt; bye yall

[16:29] &lt;Nao_Nabeshima&gt; XBL

[16:29] &lt;Mateo&gt; Stop highlighting me.

[16:29] &lt;HaloDude&gt; Delta-269: Mine was a better explanation :P

[16:29] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; xD

[16:29] &lt;Delta-269&gt; pssh

What the heck?!?!?
[16:35] &lt;Mateo&gt; Can someone kick Mateo now?

[16:35] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Mateo wants to kick himself

[16:35] *** Nao_Nabeshima has joined #halopedia

[16:35] * Pryo_Zarkum has been kicked from #halopedia by ChanServ [Incompetent noob]

[16:35] &lt;Delta-269&gt; lololol

[16:35] * Pryo_Zarkum has joined #halopedia

[16:35] &lt;Mateo&gt; He's being annoying

[16:35] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; WTF

[16:35] &lt;Nao_Nabeshima&gt; Wha happened?

[16:35] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; Channie &gt;:|

[16:35] &lt;Simonrjh&gt; omg PZ lyk ttly fooled us

[16:35] * SPARTAN-984 has been kicked from #halopedia by ChanServ [Stop stereotyping]

[16:35] &lt;Simonrjh&gt; I'VE ALREADY TRIED THAT

[16:35] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; orly?

[16:35] &lt;Nao_Nabeshima&gt; why Nao_Nabeshima kick me &gt;:O

[16:35] * SPARTAN-984 has joined #Halopedia

[16:35] &lt;Nao_Nabeshima&gt; Its PM time

[16:35] * Delta-269 has been kicked from #halopedia by HaloDude [lolpwnt?]

[16:35] &lt;Churchreborn&gt; yeah and I ruined it

[16:36] &lt;Churchreborn&gt; :D

[16:36] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; XD

[16:36] &lt;Nao_Nabeshima&gt; i PM NaoNabeshima

[16:36] &lt;Simonrjh&gt; Pryo_Zarkum: stop reading my IRC quotes

[16:36] * Delta-269 has joined #halopedia

[16:36] &lt;Delta-269&gt; XD

[16:36] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Quoting this

[16:36] &lt;Mateo&gt; KICK ME NABS!

[16:36] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; Churchreborn: I read that on his page :P

[16:36] &lt;Nao_Nabeshima&gt; Nabs?

[16:36] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; Simonrjh: N

[16:36] &lt;Churchreborn&gt; I know I ruied it for him xD

[16:36] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; Simonrjh: O

[16:36] &lt;Mateo&gt; Yep.

[16:36] &lt;Churchreborn&gt; *ruined

[16:36] &lt;Mateo&gt; Anyways i'm off.

[16:36] &lt;Mateo&gt; Bye.

[16:36] &lt;Mateo&gt; Cya.

[16:36] *** ChanServ sets mode +o on Simonrjh

[16:36] *** Pryo_Zarkum has been kicked by Simonrjh (Call that a kick?)

[16:36] &lt;Delta-269&gt; XD

[16:36] *** ChanServ sets mode -o on Simonrjh

[16:37] &lt;Mateo&gt; Kick me!

[16:37] &lt;Churchreborn&gt; xD

[16:37] *** Nao_Nabeshima has left #halopedia ("Naoshige Nabeshima is a dumb arse")

[16:37] &lt;Simonrjh&gt; nevarr

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[16:37] &lt;Mateo&gt; :(

[16:37] &lt;Mateo&gt; I hate you

[16:37] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; I wuv you too.

[16:37] &lt;Simonrjh&gt; Pryo_Zarkum: demonstrating the difference between real kick and haxkixk

[16:37] &lt;Simonrjh&gt; Pryo_Zarkum: demonstrating the difference between real kick and haxkixk

[16:37] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; othnx

[16:37] &lt;Mateo&gt; I command you to kick me!

[16:38] * Simonrjh has kicked Mateo off the planet

[16:38] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; pwnt

[16:38] &lt;Mateo&gt; Ya

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[16:38] * Pryo_Zarkum delivers a swift kick to Mateo's rumpus.

[16:38] &lt;Mateo&gt; OMG HAX

[16:38] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; ohai Wall_Cat

Churchreborn goez wierd
[17:00] &lt;Churchreborn&gt; omg... oreos + pringles + milk + blue powerade = strange aftertaste...

[17:00] &lt;Churchreborn&gt; O_o

[17:00] &lt;Delta-269&gt; Pryo_Zarkum, (?)

[17:00] &lt;HaloDude&gt; Simonrjh: o.o

[17:00] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Ajax_99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

[17:00] &lt;Delta-269&gt; XD

[17:01] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; nvm

[17:01] &lt;Churchreborn&gt; plus doritos and sour cream

[17:01] &lt;Churchreborn&gt; :D

[17:01] &lt;Delta-269&gt; Churchreborn, o_O

[17:01] &lt;Azzt|Maths&gt; Churchreborn: ya thunk?

HaloDude's Deletes
[17:12] &lt;HaloDude&gt; (Deletion log); 21:06. . HaloDude (Talk | contribs | block) (deleted "Poll:Is this picture cool": No No No No NO NO NO!)

[17:12] &lt;Delta-269&gt; OM NOM NOM NOM STOMACH ACIDZ NOM

[17:12] &lt;Delta-269&gt; XD

[17:12] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; k

[17:12] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; XD HaloDide

[17:12] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; *HaloDude

[17:13] &lt;HaloDude&gt; Ajax was mad yesterday that nobody did good reasons anymore

[17:14] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; heh

[17:14] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; Wow

[17:14] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; you type lyk -123123 wpm

[17:14] &lt;Azzt|Maths&gt; http://failblog.org/2008/07/08/exit-fail/

[17:14] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; it took that long to type "heh"

[17:14] &lt;Azzt|Maths&gt; http://failblog.org/2008/07/07/fine-collection-fail/

[17:14] &lt;Azzt|Maths&gt; http://failblog.org/2008/07/06/marketing-fail/

[17:14] &lt;HaloDude&gt; 16:05, 8 July 2008 HaloDude (Talk | contribs | block) deleted "Poll:You are playing team slayer and the enemy team needs 4 kills to win, so do you. They are camping in the sword room on the Pit w/ Rokets and 2 swords. Do you..." (You delete the poll and go and have cookies...)

[17:15] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; I type this in five seconds

[17:15] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; XD

[17:15] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; heh

[17:15] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; nice

[17:15] &lt;HaloDude&gt; 16:04, 8 July 2008 HaloDude (Talk | contribs | block) deleted "Poll:Who would win in a gun fight?" (I would)

[17:15] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; XDX

[17:15] &lt;zomgwtfbbqz&gt; lol

[17:15] &lt;HaloDude&gt; 23:21, 7 July 2008 HaloDude (Talk | contribs | block) deleted "Poll:If you were a General Grade 5, and Bungie offered you recon on condition that you lose all your skill and xp, would you do it?" (.........No)

[17:15] &lt;Delta-269&gt; XD

[17:15] &lt;Churchreborn&gt; XD

[17:15] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; XD

[17:15] &lt;HaloDude&gt; 23:16, 7 July 2008 HaloDude (Talk | contribs | block) deleted "Poll:Do u like spec op elites" (A simple "Yes" "No" answer selection would be fine...)

[17:16] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; ...

[17:16] &lt;HaloDude&gt; 23:14, 7 July 2008 HaloDude (Talk | contribs | block) deleted "Poll:Do u hate n00bs" (Yes, including you.)

[17:16] &lt;Delta-269&gt; XD

[17:16] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; XD

[17:16] &lt;HaloDude&gt; 23:12, 7 July 2008 HaloDude (Talk | contribs | block) deleted "Poll:Do you hate polls that are just about stuff like pie and chuck norris?" (You mean like this one? OH YEAH, DEFINATELY.)

[17:16] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; XD

[17:16] &lt;Churchreborn&gt; XD

[17:16] &lt;Delta-269&gt; XD

[17:16] &lt;HaloDude&gt; 22:42, 7 July 2008 HaloDude (Talk | contribs | block) deleted "SPARTAN017" (Add this to your list of goals.....STOP BEING A N00B)

[17:16] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; xd

[17:16] &lt;Delta-269&gt; XD

[17:16] &lt;HaloDude&gt; And now

[17:16] &lt;HaloDude&gt; For my favourite

[17:16] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; RAWR

[17:16] &lt;HaloDude&gt; 22:37, 7 July 2008 HaloDude (Talk | contribs | block) deleted "List of known spartans" (ahahaahaha...no. Try list of known deletions.)

Memories of &lt;CENSORED&gt;
[14:05] * Halo_3|Halo3 remembers that one time when he and Channie [CENSORED] and then I took channie and I [CENSORED] then me [CENSORED] then at the end he flipped me over and [OH THANK GOD THIS IS CENSORED]

[14:06] &lt;Skwisgaar&gt; lol

[14:06] &lt;Halo_3|Halo3&gt; good times...good times

[14:06] &lt;Halo_3|Halo3&gt; did you know that Channie is a russian hooker?

[14:06] &lt;JWR|Privateer&gt; Too bad I tried to marry #GruntCorner's female Channie, while the #Halopedia is male. XD

[14:06] &lt;Halo_3|Halo3&gt; it was dark so sue me

[14:06] &lt;JWR|Privateer&gt; XD

[14:06] &lt;SPARTAN-077&gt; This post has been censored by the Halopedia Censorship Committee.

[14:06] * Sgt_johnson remembers the one time when he and ChristineV [CENSORED] in the same channel

[14:06] &lt;Sgt_johnson&gt; ROFL

[14:07] &lt;Halo_3|Halo3&gt; :P

[14:07] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; O.o

[14:07] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; D'f*ck?

[14:07] &lt;Halo_3|Halo3&gt; don't ask... don't tell...

[14:07] &lt;Sgt_johnson&gt; What, we were in the same channel?

[14:07] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Johnson: You........

[14:07] * Sgt_johnson wonders why it was censored

[14:07] &lt;Halo_3|Halo3&gt; for good reasons

[14:07] &lt;JWR|Privateer&gt; He was just talking to her and is trying to pretend he could get a gf.

[14:07] &lt;Sgt_johnson&gt; the word should b e"were"

[14:07] &lt;Halo_3|Halo3&gt; ahahah

[14:07] &lt;SPARTAN-077&gt; The FCC must censor everything!

[14:07] &lt;JWR|Privateer&gt; We all know I'm the smexier one, AJ. =P

[14:07] * Sgt_johnson can has action

[14:08] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; He always talked about it.

[14:08] &lt;SPARTAN-077&gt; *HCC

[14:08] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Halo_3: XD

[14:08] &lt;Sgt_johnson&gt; Girls like my penal system

[14:08] &lt;Halo_3|Halo3&gt; AJ: my censored was not the word "were"

[14:08] &lt;Sgt_johnson&gt; I know

[14:08] &lt;Halo_3|Halo3&gt; :P

[14:08] *** SPARTAN-077 is now known as The_HCC

[14:08] * Sgt_johnson remembers what him and H*Bad did last night in the space station

[14:08] &lt;JWR|Privateer&gt; Sgt_johnson: They think its smallness is cute. XD

[14:08] &lt;Sgt_johnson&gt; ...

[14:08] &lt;Sgt_johnson&gt; JWR, you have no room to talk, you and your one inch

[14:08] &lt;The_HCC&gt; Folks, prepare to be censored!

[14:09] &lt;Halo_3|Halo3&gt; then all 3 of us did it on the swings

[14:09] &lt;Sgt_johnson&gt; when yours grows above 6, then talk, alright?

[14:09] &lt;Halo_3|Halo3&gt; burn

[14:09] &lt;ChristineV&gt; AJ, you know how big he is?

[14:09] &lt;Sgt_johnson&gt; No

[14:09] &lt;ChristineV&gt; May I ask how?

[14:09] &lt;Sgt_johnson&gt; It's a guess based off of his voice

[14:09] &lt;JWR|Privateer&gt; XD

[14:09] &lt;ChristineV&gt; XD

[14:09] * Sgt_johnson looks at ChristineV

[14:09] &lt;Skwisgaar&gt; ...

[14:09] &lt;JWR|Privateer&gt; I'm actually larger than you, smart one. =P

[14:09] * Sgt_johnson looks away then jumps off of a cliff

[14:10] &lt;Sgt_johnson&gt; JWR, that's what you think

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[14:10] &lt;JWR|Privateer&gt; You say you're 5"5"

[14:10] &lt;Sgt_johnson&gt; XD

[14:10] &lt;ZukaRasami&gt; rawr

[14:10] &lt;JWR|Privateer&gt; *5"5'

[14:10] * The_HCC holds a large black piece of paper in front of everyone

[14:10] &lt;JWR|Privateer&gt; Oh hell...

[14:10] &lt;JWR|Privateer&gt; 5 feet, 5 inches

[14:10] &lt;The_HCC&gt; This has been censored for your down sake

[14:10] &lt;JWR|Privateer&gt; How about that.

[14:10] &lt;Skwisgaar&gt; we are having naughty discussions Zuka.

[14:10] &lt;ZukaRasami&gt; 0_0

[14:10] &lt;The_HCC&gt; *own

[14:10] &lt;Sgt_johnson&gt; I have short parents XD

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[14:11] *** ChanServ sets mode +b on *!*@gateway/web/ajax/mibbit.com/x-6aec29b98867014b

[14:11] *** Chewbacca has been kicked by ChanServ (User is banned from this channel)

[14:11] &lt;Sgt_johnson&gt; However, since I'm black, I'm waay over proportion for my size... down below

[14:11] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; har, dwarf breeding

[14:11] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; XD

[14:11] &lt;Sgt_johnson&gt; roflroflroflroflrofl

[14:11] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; .....

[14:11] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; no need

[14:11] &lt;ZukaRasami&gt; atou kick lol

[14:11] * Skwisgaar sighs

[14:11] &lt;ChristineV&gt; Suuuuuuuuuuuuure AJ..

[14:11] &lt;Sgt_johnson&gt; Just ask Ajax's mom

[14:11] &lt;JWR|Privateer&gt; Sgt_Johnson: I have an average sized dad with a small mum, and yet I'm as tall as the average ninth grader. =P

[14:11] *** ChanServ sets mode +o on Ajax_013

[14:12] &lt;Sgt_johnson&gt; I DID NOT END UP WITH GOOD GENES HERE

[14:12] *** Sgt_johnson has been kicked by Ajax_013 (dirty perv)

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[14:12] * Sgt_johnson looks at Ajax

[14:12] &lt;ChristineV&gt; I'm taller than my parents

[14:12] &lt;Sgt_johnson&gt; I'm almost taller than my dad though

[14:12] &lt;ChristineV&gt; and I'm only 5'5" &gt;_&gt;

[14:12] * The_HCC gets a ruler

[14:12] *** ChanServ sets mode -o on Ajax_013

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[14:13] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; me and my bros are all taller than our parents

[14:13] *** The_HCC is now known as SPARTAN-077

[14:13] &lt;Skwisgaar&gt; I'm a lofty 5'9 

[14:13] &lt;Sgt_johnson&gt; I have tall uncles though...

[14:13] &lt;ZukaRasami&gt; pyro,hi

[14:13] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; hai

[14:13] &lt;JWR|Privateer&gt; Skwisgaar: I'm about the same, and 12 years old. =P

[14:13] * ZukaRasami takes Pyro's ghost

[14:13] &lt;Sgt_johnson&gt; As long as I can fly, I'm good

RAMPAGE!!!!!!!
(Note: Due to me being a complete c*ckf*g Zuka Rasami gathered logs of the entire rampage and sent them to me. The quote will be told from Zuka's PoV. Thanks.)

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Topic set by fw190a8 [Thu Jul 17 17:55:43 2008]

ZukaRasami MasatoyoNaito SPARTAN-984 @ChanServ

Channel created on Sat May 31 17:11:46 2008


 * 1) fr-wiki http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com

SPARTAN-984 goes up and hammer-smashes the Chinese Tiger-like guy before sticking Kai Lan in the face

&lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Ka-

&lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; freakin-0

&lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; *BLAM*

MasatoyoNaito calms Spartan Down

&lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; ok

&lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; What else is there.....

ONIrecon111 [n=ONIrecon@79-77-69-93.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com] has joined #fr-wiki

&lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; I'll take down Dora the Explorer.

&lt;ZukaRasami&gt; rawr

&lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; You go after Diego

&lt;MasatoyoNaito&gt; ahhhh

&lt;ONIrecon111&gt; ohai

&lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; And make sure to get his camera.

&lt;MasatoyoNaito&gt; i'll get Dragon tails

&lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Steal his Rescue Pack, we might need it.

&lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Right

ONIrecon111 will laugh so hard if the admin here comes now XD

&lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Wait a sec, you're assaulting Treehouse TV?

MasatoyoNaito kicks Boots with his Chucknorris Boots

ZukaRasami blows up nick jr's radio tower with fuel-rod cannon

&lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; OH HELL YEAH

&lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Nice pun

&lt;ONIrecon111&gt; don't hurt treehouse TV

MasatoyoNaito heads to Sprout

SPARTAN-984 E-Swords through Swiper and skewers Tiko and Dora where they stand

&lt;ONIrecon111&gt; nuke boomerang!

&lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Oh yeah.

MasatoyoNaito nukes sprout

&lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; ONI: Take out Go Diego Go with that.

&lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Steal his Rescue Pack, we might need it.

ZukaRasami nukes S-984

&lt;MasatoyoNaito&gt; Go diego Go

&lt;ZukaRasami&gt; Oops

&lt;MasatoyoNaito&gt; is gonna be said with fear

ONIrecon111 used to watch treehouse TV when he was 6

&lt;MasatoyoNaito&gt; No diego No

&lt;ONIrecon111&gt; :D

SPARTAN-984 moves on to Nouky and Friends and asplodes Nouky and his friends in two seconds with one smash from his hammer

MasatoyoNaito nukes Tree house

&lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Masatoyo, I need yer Spiker and Needler for a second

MasatoyoNaito gives SPARTAn teh Spiker and needler &lt;MasatoyoNaito&gt; wait hold on

ONIrecon111 nukes MasatoyoNaito-Don't hurt the treehouse &gt;:] SPARTAN-984 takes both guns and runs into The Koala Brothers, killing everything before turning the biplane into a jetfighter, taking Zuka's nuke, and wiping Fairytopia out &lt;MasatoyoNaito&gt; *#

&lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; ONI: I won't destroy everything...

&lt;MasatoyoNaito&gt; join #Sanadadomian

&lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; After all, I need Thomas and Friends to keep my 4-year-old brother amused.

&lt;MasatoyoNaito&gt; *main

&lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; KA-BOOM goes Fairytopia!

&lt;ONIrecon111&gt; noes!

ONIrecon111 nukes you all

&lt;ONIrecon111&gt; don't...hurt...the treehouse!

SPARTAN-984 leaves everything else

&lt;ZukaRasami&gt; Ouch!

&lt;ZukaRasami&gt; why nuke me?

SPARTAN-984 deflates that ball character on the way out

BUNNEH!
WARNING: There is some partial nudity which only appears two or three times. Sorry bout it.

[21:40] &lt;Jubinator&gt; !bunneh

[21:40] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Jubinator: {¯\ /¯}

[21:40] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Jubinator: (='.'=)

[21:40] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Jubinator: (")_(") BUNNEH 2.0

[21:40] &lt;Jubinator&gt; yay a normal bunneh

[21:41] &lt;Whitehwk&gt; !bunneh

[21:41] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; It's not a normal bunneh

[21:41] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Whitehwk: ¯

[21:41] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Whitehwk: (=,°,=)

[21:41] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Whitehwk: {_/¯\_} BUNNEH IS UPSIDE DOWN

[21:41] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; it's Bunneh 2.-

[21:41] &lt;Ceiling_Lizard&gt; @nunneh

[21:41] &lt;Ceiling_Lizard&gt; !bunneh

[21:41] &lt;Whitehwk&gt; !bunneh

[21:41] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Ceiling_Lizard: {¯\_/¯} ||||

[21:41] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Ceiling_Lizard: (='.'=) \__/

[21:41] &lt;Jubinator&gt; carrot

[21:41] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Ceiling_Lizard: (")_(") \/ BUNNEH LIKES THE CARROT

[21:41] &lt;Ceiling_Lizard&gt; o_O

[21:41] &lt;Ceiling_Lizard&gt; O_o

[21:41] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Whitehwk: {¯\ /¯}

[21:41] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Whitehwk: (='.'=)

[21:41] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Whitehwk: (")_(") BUNNEH'S ARMS WERE SHOT OFF IN 'NAM

[21:42] &lt;Whitehwk&gt; lol

[21:42] &lt;Jubinator&gt; !bunneh

[21:42] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Jubinator: {¯\_/¯ }~{¯\_/¯}

[21:42] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Jubinator: (=+.+)~ (=^.^)

[21:42] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Jubinator: (")_(") ~ (")_(") BUNNEH LOVE :)

[21:42] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Ceiling_Lizard: O

[21:42] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Ceiling_Lizard: {¯\ /¯}

[21:42] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Ceiling_Lizard: (='.'=)

[21:42] &lt;Ceiling_Lizard&gt; o_O

[21:42] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Ceiling_Lizard: (")_(") I couldn't stop. BUNNEH is in a better place now.

[21:43] &lt;Ceiling_Lizard&gt; heh

[21:43] &lt;Ceiling_Lizard&gt; !bunneh

[21:43] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Ceiling_Lizard: {¯\_/¯}

[21:43] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Ceiling_Lizard: (=o.o)

[21:43] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Ceiling_Lizard: (")_(") (.)_(.) BUNNEH LIKES BOOBEHS

[21:43] &lt;Ceiling_Lizard&gt; o_O

[21:43] &lt;Ceiling_Lizard&gt; XD

[21:43] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; XD

[21:43] &lt;Ceiling_Lizard&gt; !bunneh

[21:43] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Ceiling_Lizard: {¯\_/¯}

[21:44] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Ceiling_Lizard: (='.'=)

[21:44] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Ceiling_Lizard: ( î )

[21:44] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Ceiling_Lizard: (")¨(") OMFGZ ITS A PENIX BUNNEH

[21:44] &lt;Ceiling_Lizard&gt; o_O

[21:44] &lt;Ceiling_Lizard&gt; XD

[21:44] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; !bunneh

[21:44] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; !bunneh

[21:44] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; SPARTAN-984: {¯\_/¯}

[21:44] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; SPARTAN-984: (='.'=)

[21:44] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; SPARTAN-984: (")_(") BUNNEH

[21:44] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; SPARTAN-984: /\__/\

[21:44] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; SPARTAN-984: (='.'=)

[21:44] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; SPARTAN-984: (")_(") BUNNEH IS TEH ANTICHRIST

[21:44] &lt;Ceiling_Lizard&gt; XD

[21:45] &lt;Ceiling_Lizard&gt; !bunneh

[21:45] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Ceiling_Lizard: {¯\ /¯}

[21:45] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Ceiling_Lizard: (='.'=)

[21:45] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Ceiling_Lizard: (")_(") BUNNEH 2.0

[21:45] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; !bunneh

[21:45] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; SPARTAN-984: {¯\ /¯}

[21:45] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; SPARTAN-984: (='.'=)

[21:45] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; SPARTAN-984: (")_(") BUNNEH'S ARMS WERE SHOT OFF IN 'NAM

[21:45] &lt;Ceiling_Lizard&gt; !bunneh

[21:45] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Ceiling_Lizard: {¯\_/¯}

[21:45] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Ceiling_Lizard: (='.'=)

[21:45] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Ceiling_Lizard: (")_(") BUNNEH WISHES Y00 A HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

[21:45] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; !Bunneh

[21:45] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; SPARTAN-984: {¯\_/¯} ,,

[21:45] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; SPARTAN-984: (='.'=) |¯¯¯¯¯| ~

[21:45] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; SPARTAN-984: (")_(") |_|P

[21:45] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; SPARTAN-984: BUNNEH IS GONNA CAP YO ASS

[21:45] &lt;Ceiling_Lizard&gt; XD

[21:46] &lt;Jubinator&gt; !bunneh

[21:46] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Jubinator: {¯\_/¯}

[21:46] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Jubinator: (='.'=)

[21:46] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Jubinator: (")_(") BUNNEH SEZ STFU

[21:46] *** ChanServ sets mode +o on Ceiling_Lizard

[21:46] *** Ceiling_Lizard sets mode +v on ChanServ

[21:46] *** Ceiling_Lizard sets mode +v on unilinky

[21:46] *** Ceiling_Lizard sets mode +v on Road_kill

[21:46] *** Ceiling_Lizard sets mode +v on Tesfan

[21:46] *** Ceiling_Lizard sets mode +v on Jubinator

[21:46] *** Ceiling_Lizard sets mode +v on PinkServ`

[21:46] *** Ceiling_Lizard sets mode +v on SPARTAN-984

[21:46] *** Ceiling_Lizard sets mode +v on Whitehwk

[21:46] *** Ceiling_Lizard sets mode +o on ChanServ

[21:46] *** Ceiling_Lizard sets mode +o on unilinky

[21:46] *** Ceiling_Lizard sets mode +o on Road_kill

[21:46] *** Ceiling_Lizard sets mode +o on Tesfan

[21:46] *** ChanServ sets mode -o on unilinky

[21:46] *** ChanServ sets mode -o on Tesfan

[21:46] *** Ceiling_Lizard sets mode +o on Jubinator

[21:46] *** Ceiling_Lizard sets mode +o on PinkServ`

[21:46] *** Ceiling_Lizard sets mode +o on SPARTAN-984

[21:46] *** Ceiling_Lizard sets mode +o on Whitehwk

[21:46] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Whoa.....

[21:46] &lt;Whitehwk&gt; !bunny

[21:46] * PinkServ` is a fluffy bunny *boing*

[21:46] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Alright, who wants to do what?

[21:46] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; XD

[21:46] &lt;Whitehwk&gt; !bunneh

[21:47] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Whitehwk: {¯\_/¯}

[21:47] &lt;Whitehwk&gt; !bunny

[21:47] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Whitehwk: (='.'=)

[21:47] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; !bunneh

[21:47] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Whitehwk: (¯¯¯¯¯¯)

[21:47] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Whitehwk: (¯¯¯¯¯¯)

[21:47] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Whitehwk: (¯¯¯¯¯¯) BUNNEHBAEG

[21:47] * PinkServ` is a fluffy bunny *boing*

[21:47] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; SPARTAN-984: ¯

[21:47] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; SPARTAN-984: (=,°,=)

[21:47] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; SPARTAN-984: {_/¯\_} BUNNEH IS UPSIDE DOWN

[21:47] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Is anyone gonna leave?

[21:48] &lt;Jubinator&gt; !bunneh

[21:48] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Jubinator: {¯\_/¯}

[21:48] &lt;Jubinator&gt; !bunneh

[21:48] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Jubinator: (='.'=)

[21:48] &lt;Jubinator&gt; !bunneh

[21:48] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Jubinator: ( î )

[21:48] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Jubinator: (")¨(") OMFGZ ITS A PENIX BUNNEH

[21:48] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Jubinator: {¯\_/¯} ||||

[21:48] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Jubinator: (='.'=) \__/

[21:48] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Jubinator: (")_(") \/ BUNNEH LIKES THE CARROT

[21:48] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Jubinator: __/\__

[21:48] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Jubinator: {¯\_/¯}

[21:48] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Jubinator: (='.'=)

[21:48] &lt;PinkServ`&gt; Jubinator: (")_(") SHARKEH BUNNEH

[21:48] *** Jubinator has been kicked by SPARTAN-984 (Excess Bunneh)

[21:48] *** Jubinator has joined #gruntcorner

[21:48] *** ChanServ sets mode +v on Jubinator

[21:48] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; XD

Admonins
[14:18] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; I am going to personally murder everyone who says we have to many admonins....

[14:18] &lt;FightWithHonor&gt; We

[14:18] &lt;FightWithHonor&gt; Have

[14:18] &lt;FightWithHonor&gt; too

[14:18] &lt;FightWithHonor&gt; many

[14:19] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; n00bs

Op Abuse by a BOT!!!
[20:55] &lt;iFailing&gt; i promise to be good and well-behaved with my new op superpowers

[20:55] *** iFailing sets channel mode to -i

[20:55] *** ChanServ sets channel mode to +i

[20:55] *** iFailing sets channel mode to -i

[20:55] *** ChanServ sets channel mode to +i

[20:55] *** iFailing sets channel mode to -i

[20:55] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; XD

[20:55] *** ChanServ sets channel mode to +i

[20:55] *** GPT sets mode -o on iFailing

[20:55] &lt;GPT&gt; :|

[20:55] &lt;GPT&gt; FAIL

[20:55] &lt;iFailing&gt; \kick GPT

[20:55] &lt;iFailing&gt; whoops!

[20:55] &lt;iFailing&gt; muwahahahahahang on

[20:55] &lt;iFailing&gt; bugger.

[20:55] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; "i promise to be good and well-behaved with my new op superpowers

[20:55] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Yeah right

Harry Pottah
[21:47] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Oyeah, they are making a new Harry Potter movie: The Half-Blood Prince

[21:47] &lt;FWH&gt; That actually kinda made any sense

[21:47] &lt;Blemo&gt; There's going to be a Harry Potter movie until the end.

[21:47] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; of time

[21:48] &lt;FWH&gt; Harry Potter 184: Wizards Reloaded

[21:48] &lt;Halo_3&gt; ...

[21:48] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Harry Potter 154352631521864254: Wizards, Halo, Star Wars, the US Military

[21:48] &lt;FWH&gt; Harry Potter 237: We ran out of ideas on this one so its all just random FXs.

[21:49] &lt;Halo_3&gt; Harry Potter 38729: Mass Suicide in the Audience

[21:49] &lt;FWH&gt; Like Lemmings...

[21:49] *** halonerd147 has quit ("CGI:IRC (Ping timeout)")

[21:49] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Harry Potter 1,000,000: HARRY POTTER DIES

[21:49] &lt;FWH&gt; Awkward...

[21:50] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Death: Shot with a blaster, lunged with an Energy-Sword then overkilled with a nuke

[21:50] &lt;DeltaAI&gt; Harry Potter 1,000,001: ZOMBIE POTTER

[21:50] *** FWH has quit ("CGI:IRC")

[21:50] &lt;Halo_3&gt; The Audience would throw themselves over a cliff like lemmings (BTW that is untrue, they do not kill themselves, the lemmings that it, Harry Potter fans do commit suicide)

[21:50] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Harry Potter 1,000,002: Wizards with shotguns

[21:51] &lt;Halo_3&gt; Harry Potter 1,000,003: Wizards Revolutions

[21:51] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Harry Potter 1,000,004: Wizards are retarded and kill themselves

[21:51] &lt;DeltaAI&gt; Harry Potter 1,000,004: Mr. and Mrs. Potter

[21:51] &lt;DeltaAI&gt; Awww

[21:51] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Harry Potter 1,000,005: HOGWARTS NUKES ITSELF, THE FILM IS FIVE SECONDS LONG

[21:52] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; *boom*

[21:52] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; THE END

[21:52] &lt;Halo_3&gt; Harry Potter 1,000,006: Its not worth $12 to see it

[21:52] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; *show three people for the remaining two seconds on the credits

[21:52] *** Blemo has quit ("CGI:IRC (Ping timeout)")

[21:53] &lt;DeltaAI&gt; Need to think of good opening for Chap 2 or JAVELIN

[21:53] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Harry Potter 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000: WIZARDS IN THE FUTURE ZOMGZ

[21:54] &lt;DeltaAI&gt; Harry Potter 1,000,007: Dumbledore in your Bed

[21:54] &lt;Gray_Wolf&gt; Harry Potter is a phail

[21:54] &lt;Halo_3&gt; Harry Potter 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001: WIZARDS IN THE PAST ZOMGZ

[21:54] &lt;DeltaAI&gt; Harry Potter Phailcopters

[21:54] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; CommanderTony: Episode I: The Phantom Banner.

[21:54] &lt;Halo_3&gt; :P

[21:54] &lt;DeltaAI&gt; Uh oh

[21:54] * Halo_3 flees

[21:54] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; Seriously, shut the heck up with the Harry Potter crap.

Please Give Yourself The Launch Codes
[21:24] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Commander, please give me the launch codes

[21:24] * PumasAreReal feels slighted.

[21:24] * SPARTAN-984 points a pistol at his own head

[21:24] &lt;SPARTAN-077&gt; Noooooooo!

[21:24] &lt;PumasAreReal&gt; Did you watch it?

[21:24] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Commander 984, I will say this only one more time. Please give me the launch codes.

[21:25] * Azzt|Undead replaces the pistol with a MG36

[21:25] &lt;PumasAreReal&gt; I'd kill myself too.

[21:25] &lt;PumasAreReal&gt; (Not.)

[21:25] * Delta-269 replaces the MG36 with an active grenade

[21:25] * PumasAreReal loves that song.

[21:25] * RyanTheGreat joins Delta in whatever he's doing

[21:25] * SPARTAN-984 throws the grenade at Delta

[21:25] * SPARTAN-077 replaces the active grenade with a nerf gun

[21:25] * Azzt|Undead NP: You Can Be Saved - Yes

[21:26] * PumasAreReal replaces the grenade with a pie.

[21:26] * SPARTAN-984 shoots self in head with nerf pie

[21:26] &lt;PumasAreReal&gt; Ouch.

[21:26] * Azzt|Undead supplements the pie with a tactical nuke

[21:26] * PumasAreReal eats the nuke.

[21:26] * SPARTAN-984 shoots the nuke at Azzt

[21:26] * Azzt|Undead dodges

[21:26] * Delta-269 replaces the Nerf gun with an active plasma grende, which is stuck to 984

[21:26] &lt;PumasAreReal&gt; Shenanigan time?

[21:26] &lt;Delta-269&gt; no

[21:26] * SPARTAN-984 orders the General to give him the launch codes

[21:26] &lt;PumasAreReal&gt; Awww...

[21:26] &lt;RyanTheGreat&gt; Ryan Time

[21:27] &lt;PumasAreReal&gt; Never is it Ryan time.

[21:27] &lt;RyanTheGreat&gt; But it is now

[21:27] &lt;SPARTAN-077&gt; We seem to have a nuke that apparently missed its target, over....

[21:27] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Operation Banana Monkey is active and go. Launch pad 1, launch pad 2, launch pad 3, *fires missile which destroys Space Ghost

[21:27] * PumasAreReal eats Delta's plasma grenade.

[21:27] * Delta-269 smacks PumasAreReal

[21:27] * SPARTAN-984 watches PAR die

[21:27] &lt;A-Hassan&gt; .......

[21:27] * PumasAreReal haunts Delta.

[21:27] &lt;RyanTheGreat&gt; how can nukes destroy a space ghost&gt;

[21:27] &lt;RyanTheGreat&gt; ?*

[21:28] * Delta-269 sets PumasAreReal on fire

[21:28] * PumasAreReal is a ghost.

[21:28] * PumasAreReal can't be set on fire.

[21:28] &lt;Delta-269&gt; ghost on fire *

[21:28] &lt;GlaugLostTheJob&gt; what

[21:28] &lt;GlaugLostTheJob&gt; you people are old enough to remember space ghost?

[21:28] &lt;PumasAreReal&gt; Space ghost?

[21:28] * PumasAreReal isn't...

[21:28] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Commander 984, please give me the launch codes.

[21:29] * PumasAreReal is a regular ghost.

[21:29] &lt;Delta-269&gt; BAM

[21:29] &lt;RyanTheGreat&gt; You people??? What do you mean "You people"

[21:29] * PumasAreReal scorns Delta's BAM.

[21:29] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; *points pistol at own head* Commander 984, I will only say this again. Give me the launch codes

[21:29] * Delta-269 sets PumasAreReal on fire

[21:29] &lt;RyanTheGreat&gt; Delta's BAM? What do you mean Delta's BAM?

[21:29] * SPARTAN-984 turns the safety off

[21:29] * PumasAreReal is a fire-retardant ghost.

[21:29] * Delta-269 shoots SPARTAN-984 with his M6D

[21:29] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Final chance SPARTAN-984, please give me the launch codes

[21:29] &lt;SPARTAN-077&gt; We have a hostage situation, over.

[21:29] * SPARTAN-984 dodges

[21:30] * Azzt|Undead gives Delta-269 a MG36

[21:30] &lt;PumasAreReal&gt; We have a sausage situation, over.

[21:30] *** SPARTAN-077 is now known as CTU

[21:30] * SPARTAN-984 beats self in face with pistol

[21:30] &lt;RyanTheGreat&gt; what do any of you mean!?! yyou cant kill a ghost with a nuke!!! everything here is wrong!!!

[21:30] * SPARTAN-984 holds self hostage in the corner

[21:30] &lt;Azzt|Undead&gt; lol

[21:30] &lt;PumasAreReal&gt; Yeah, pretty much.

[21:30] * Delta-269 takes the MG36 and fires on SPARTAN-984

[21:30] * SPARTAN-984 dodges

[21:30] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Please SPARTAN-984, do not hurt me.

[21:30] * PumasAreReal eats everyone.

[21:30] &lt;Delta-269&gt; to many spartans &gt;_&lt;

[21:30] * SPARTAN-984 chokes self

[21:30] * CTU calls Jack Bauer

[21:30] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Give me the launch codes 984.

[21:31] * SPARTAN-984 punches self in head and drops gun

[21:31] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; NEVER!

[21:31] * SPARTAN-984 fights self

[21:31] &lt;PumasAreReal&gt; Zomgz! Jack Bauer! o.O

[21:31] * Delta-269 slits SPARTAN-984's throat

[21:31] * SPARTAN-984 dodges

[21:31] * PumasAreReal eats the knife.

[21:31] * SPARTAN-984 kicks self in stomach

[21:31] * SPARTAN-984 kicks self in balls

[21:31] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Give me the launch codes now!

[21:31] &lt;Delta-269&gt; you cant dodge a close range knife to the throat

[21:31] &lt;Azzt|Undead&gt; that sounds difficult

[21:31] &lt;Azzt|Undead&gt; Delta-269: I can

[21:31] &lt;PumasAreReal&gt; http://halopedian.com/Blog:Crazy_WRAITH_and_his_knives Delta! THIS knife!

[21:31] &lt;Delta-269&gt; lies

[21:31] &lt;CTU&gt; Never mind Jack, he seems to be attacking himself.

[21:32] &lt;Delta-269&gt; PumasAreReal, indeed

[21:32] * SPARTAN-984 dives, punches self in face, and grabs gun, pointing it at own face

[21:32] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Final chance 984. Give me the launch codes!

[21:32] *** CTU is now known as SPARTAN-077

[21:32] * PumasAreReal eats gun.

[21:32] * SPARTAN-984 fumbles with gun and shoots the wall

[21:32] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; AHHH!

[21:32] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Sucka.

[21:33] * PumasAreReal eats wall.

[21:33] * PumasAreReal eats Jack Bauer.

[21:33] * SPARTAN-984 is no longer being held hostage by wall, and to celebrate, eats PumasAreReal

[21:33] * Azzt|Undead plonks CT

[21:33] * PumasAreReal eats S-984.

[21:33] &lt;GlaugLostTheJob&gt; stop roleplaying

[21:33] * SPARTAN-984 eats own leg

[21:33] * PumasAreReal eats Chuck nOrris.

[21:33] &lt;PumasAreReal&gt; *Norris

[21:33] * SPARTAN-984 eats self

[21:33] &lt;SPARTAN-077&gt; Ladies and gentlemen, after a 10-minute ordeal, the hostage crisis is over.

[21:34] * Delta-269 pulls out a 7 inch switchblade and drives it through SPARTAN-984's neck and waits until the last blood bubble bursts before removing the knife

[21:34] * PumasAreReal eats the leftovers.

[21:34] &lt;SPARTAN-077&gt; *applause*

[21:34] * SPARTAN-984 dodges

[21:34] &lt;PumasAreReal&gt; Again...

[21:34] * SPARTAN-984 takes the switchblade and holds it up to own neck

[21:34] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Give me the friggin' launch codes now!

[21:34] * PumasAreReal eats switchblade.

[21:34] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; anybody up for some xbl?

[21:34] * PumasAreReal eats XBL.

[21:34] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; XBL? YEAH!

[21:34] &lt;Delta-269&gt; no

[21:34] * SPARTAN-984 runs off and finally is freed from being held hostage by self

AJ: Scarred For Life
[20:18] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; OH MY GOD

[20:18] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE

[20:18] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; LOL

[20:18] &lt;iFailing&gt; O_O.

[20:18] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; I just saw Rick Ross topless O.O

[20:18] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; o_o Rick Ross?

[20:18] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Girl or boy?

[20:18] &lt;Buffalosoldier92&gt; WHEN YOU MAKE A RAP VIDEO, AND YOU'RE LARGER THAN FAT ALBERT, DON'T TAK EYOUR SHIRT OFF &gt;__&lt;

[20:18] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; XD

[20:19] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Mind if I quote you on that?

(AJ said he didn't care, so I put the quote)

Name Changes Galore
[21:09] *** HaloDude is now known as AaloDude

[21:09] *** FleetCommander is now known as FARTAN-984

[21:09] *** Blemo|Away is now known as _Blemo|Away

[21:10] *** FARTAN-984 is now known as TARTAN-984

[21:10] *** _Blemo|Away is now known as Blemo|Away

[21:10] *** TARTAN-984 is now known as QUARTAN-984

[21:10] *** QUARTAN-984 is now known as QPARTAN-9894

[21:11] *** QPARTAN-9894 is now known as QPARTAN-984 (Quite coincidentally, the "Natrapq" quote said by Blemo earlier happened about now)

[21:11] *** QPARTAN-984 is now known as SPARTAN-984

[21:11] *** ChanServ sets mode +v on SPARTAN-984

[21:16] &lt;Blemo|Away&gt; Huh

[21:16] &lt;Blemo|Away&gt; Random.

Simon doesn't like being called Salmon
[16:44] * Simonrjh|afk is leavin ur channel nao

[16:44] &lt;Blemo&gt; NO

[16:44] &lt;Delta-269&gt; ciao Salmon

[16:44] * Blemo hugs the fish.

[16:44] &lt;Simonrjh|afk&gt; STOP CALLING ME SALMON!!!

[16:44] * Simonrjh|afk splode

[16:44] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; salmon

[16:44] &lt;Delta-269&gt; ciao Simon

[16:44] &lt;Jaws&gt; Salmon

[16:44] &lt;Churchreborn&gt; salmon jump up rivers and die

[16:44] &lt;Blemo&gt; Fine... trout...

[16:44] &lt;Churchreborn&gt; :D

[16:44] &lt;Jaws&gt; Mmm

[16:45] &lt;Subtank&gt; Salmon is here?

[16:45] &lt;Jaws&gt; I love Salmon

[16:45] * SPARTAN-984 slaps Jaws

[16:45] * Subtank hugs Salmon!

[16:45] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Get a hold of yourself idiot!

[16:45] &lt;Jaws&gt; The Fish

[16:45] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; No no no, we have to call him Fishinator now

[16:45] &lt;Simonrjh|afk&gt; /kick #halopedia

[16:45] *** Arbiter116 has joined #halopedia

[16:45] &lt;Simonrjh|afk&gt; AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[16:45] &lt;Arbiter116&gt; where does it say why

[16:45] &lt;Simonrjh|afk&gt; i hate you all

[16:45] &lt;Delta-269&gt; Simonrjh|afk, you cant stop it, you're Salmon forever now!

[16:45] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na SALMONFISHMANRJH!

[16:45] &lt;Simonrjh|afk&gt; NO

[16:45] &lt;Delta-269&gt; YES

[16:46] &lt;Subtank&gt; Tasty!!.

[16:46] &lt;Delta-269&gt; TO BAD, YOU ARE

[16:46] &lt;Arbiter116&gt; where does it say why it was deleted

[16:46] &lt;Subtank&gt; Everything listed in the deletion log is the ones that were deleted...

[16:46] &lt;Blemo&gt; Simonrjh|afk: You can be a tasty purple fish, depending on how I cook you.

[16:46] &lt;Subtank&gt; are*

[16:46] &lt;Blemo&gt; ^_^

[16:46] &lt;Delta-269&gt; XD

[16:47] *** Simonrjh|afk has left #halopedia ("&gt;-))))-*&gt;")

[16:47] *** Arbiter116 has left #halopedia

[16:47] &lt;Sona_`Demal&gt; wow he's in a good mood

[16:47] &lt;Blemo&gt; Simon's in a great mood today.

[16:47] &lt;Sona_`Demal&gt; I mean Arbiter116

[16:47] &lt;Subtank&gt; Salmon!!

[16:47] &lt;Subtank&gt; Dang it...

[16:47] &lt;Sona_`Demal&gt; he rarely comes on IRC

[16:47] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; I bet Simon is having the most perfect day of his life.

[16:47] &lt;Subtank&gt; I just thought of another joke...

[16:48] &lt;Sona_`Demal&gt; hmm being called salmon?

[16:48] * SPARTAN-984 scrambles to quote this before Blemo does

[16:48] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; hmmm

[16:48] &lt;Blemo&gt; SPARTAN-984: LOL

[16:48] &lt;Delta-269&gt; Blemo! quick, lets call him salmon on MSN! :P

Rocket Propelled Shenanigans
[20:26] &lt;Grievous797&gt; Any sightings of the heretic?

[20:26] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; RRRR

[20:26] &lt;Explar&gt; these aren't the hertics you're looking for

[20:27] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; Stop making me want to write!

[20:27] &lt;SPARTAN-077&gt; Grievous797: Negative, sir.

[20:27] &lt;Grievous797&gt; Excellent.

[20:27] &lt;Grievous797&gt; Keep on the look out.

[20:27] &lt;Explar&gt; Yes Sir!

[20:28] &lt;Spartan6&gt; Three Doors Down?

[20:28] &lt;Explar&gt; no

[20:28] * Delta-269 commands Grievs to stand guard on the outer wall

[20:28] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; ITS ALIVE!

[20:28] &lt;Grievous797&gt; IT'S AHAX!

[20:28] * Delta-269 points his bleach-filled water gun menacingly

[20:29] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; XD

[20:29] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; Mwhahahahaha

[20:29] &lt;Explar&gt; omg! get the splaser!

[20:29] * SPARTAN-077 points his bullet-filled guns menacingly.

[20:29] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; http://halofanon.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Necros_Demolisher.png

[20:29] * Grievous797 waves his fish gun menacingly

[20:29] * Grievous797 hoists a RPC launcher

[20:30] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; screw what ever you have

[20:30] * SPARTAN-984 picks up a RPB launcher

[20:30] &lt;Explar&gt; that's not fair Ajax!

[20:30] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; I have a Necros Demolisher!

[20:30] &lt;Grievous797&gt; (Rocket Propelled Chainsaw)

[20:30] &lt;Grievous797&gt; That s*it will f*ck you up.

[20:30] &lt;Delta-269&gt; Ajax_013, EPIC

[20:30] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; (Rocket Propelled Baby)

[20:30] &lt;Explar&gt; RPC?

[20:30] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; YOU'LL LOSE ALL YOUR MONEYZ! ALSO THEY HURT!

[20:30] &lt;Explar&gt; nooooooooo

[20:30] &lt;Grievous797&gt; (Rocket Propelled Chainsaw)

[20:30] &lt;SPARTAN-077&gt; (Rocket Propelled Chickens) :)

[20:30] &lt;Grievous797&gt; XD

[20:30] &lt;Explar&gt; my precious moneyz

[20:31] * Delta-269 sprays bleach on Grievs for disobeying orders

[20:31] * SPARTAN-984 gives 077 a RPChicken launcher

[20:31] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; What would happen if you cross a tank, a Necros warrior, a crab and a axe?

[20:31] &lt;ComanderMelander&gt; (Rocket propelled moneyz)

[20:31] * SPARTAN-984 shoots Explar with the RPBV

[20:31] &lt;Grievous797&gt; I could only imagine chickens of death with flames coming out of their arse....

[20:31] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; The Demolisher is what would happen!

[20:31] &lt;Delta-269&gt; XD

[20:31] * Grievous797 asplodes

[20:31] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; XD

[20:31] &lt;Explar&gt; (Rocket Propelled Cookie Jars)

[20:31] &lt;ComanderMelander&gt; XD Grievs XD

[20:31] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; SHENANIGANS!

[20:31] *** LtChurch has quit ("Excuse the hype.")

[20:31] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Rocket Propelled Water

[20:31] * SPARTAN-077 fires an RPC at a demolisher.

[20:31] &lt;ComanderMelander&gt; (Rpcket propelled SHENANIGANZ)

[20:31] *** Gray_Wolf has joined #halopedia

[20:31] * Delta-269 is qupting that

[20:31] *** Jubinator has joined #halopedia

[20:31] &lt;ComanderMelander&gt; *rocket

[20:31] &lt;Gray_Wolf&gt; Hello fellow Halopedians.

[20:31] &lt;Delta-269&gt; quoting*

[20:31] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; I am too

[20:31] &lt;Explar&gt; yo

[20:31] &lt;Delta-269&gt; rarr Jubinator

[20:31] * SPARTAN-077 waves.

[20:31] &lt;ComanderMelander&gt; hi

[20:31] * Grievous797 declares 'SHENANIGANS'

[20:32] &lt;Explar&gt; dont mind us

[20:32] &lt;Grievous797&gt; LET IT BEGIN, MY MINIONS!

[20:32] &lt;Spartan6&gt; On Test Drive:Eve of Destruction you can shoot chickens with dynamite strapped to them at other cars

[20:32] &lt;Explar&gt; we're just making up wweapons

[20:32] &lt;Jubinator&gt; Hi everyone

[20:32] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; Jubs, look! http://halofanon.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Necros_Demolisher.png

[20:32] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Rocket Propelled Rockets

[20:32] &lt;ComanderMelander&gt; lul

[20:32] &lt;Explar&gt; Rocket propelled Propel water

[20:32] &lt;Grievous797&gt; lmao

[20:33] * Gray_Wolf pulls out a Rocket Propelled Grenade

[20:33] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Rocket Propelled Nuclear Warhead

[20:33] * Delta-269 sprays bleach on Grievs for disobeying orders

[20:33] &lt;Spartan6&gt; Rocket propelled Spiritallty possesed cats

[20:33] &lt;Jubinator&gt; noes not ComanderMelander!

[20:33] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; XD

[20:33] * Grievous797 bursts into flames

[20:33] * Jubinator pulls out a rocket propelled pie

[20:33] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; rocket propelled milk

[20:33] &lt;Explar&gt; Rocket propelled fully loaded M16's

[20:33] * SPARTAN-077 sticks to his Rocket Propelled Chickens

[20:33] * Jubinator takes out a rocket propelled STFU

[20:33] * Grievous797 uses a Rocket Propelled Chicken on Delta

[20:33] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Rocket Propelled Tai Domi

[20:33] &lt;Gray_Wolf&gt; lol

[20:33] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; :O I have the ultimate gun!

[20:33] &lt;Explar&gt; Rocket propelled Taj Mahal

[20:33] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; enough rocket propultion

[20:33] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; ROCKET PROPELLED CHUCK NORRIS!

[20:34] * Delta-269 shoots an RPRPG and Grievous797

[20:34] &lt;Grievous797&gt; XD

[20:34] &lt;Explar&gt; not chuck norris!

[20:34] * Jubinator fires the RPSTFU at... erm... a wall

[20:34] &lt;Explar&gt; lollolol

[20:34] * Spartan6 knows what RPSPC can do

[20:34] &lt;Grievous797&gt; *World asplodes*

[20:34] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; seriously

[20:34] * ComanderMelander fires a rocket propelled mouse at Grievs

[20:34] &lt;Grievous797&gt; Liek srsly

[20:34] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; one more rocket proppelled piece of crap

[20:34] &lt;Explar&gt; lol

[20:34] * Gray_Wolf overdose and sets off a nuke in the chatroom

[20:34] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; and i'll mute the channel

[20:34] &lt;Grievous797&gt; ROCKET PROPELLED EPICSAUCE

[20:34] &lt;Grievous797&gt; k, im done

[20:34] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Dammit Grievs!

[20:34] &lt;SPARTAN-077&gt; noooooo

[20:34] *** ChanServ sets mode +o on Ajax_013

[20:34] *** Ajax_013 sets channel mode to +m

[20:34] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; knaves

[20:35] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; nobody cares of your sub standard methods of ordnance propultion

[20:35] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; got it?

[20:35] *** Ajax_013 sets channel mode to -m

[20:35] &lt;Delta-269&gt; Rocket Propelled Rocket Propelled Grenades &gt; everything

[20:35] &lt;SPARTAN-077&gt; K!!!

[20:35] &lt;Explar&gt; yes...

[20:35] &lt;Spartan6&gt; Rocket Propelled Mutes!

[20:35] &lt;ComanderMelander&gt; but you can't hear meh

[20:35] &lt;ComanderMelander&gt; nvm

[20:35] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Nah.

[20:35] &lt;Jubinator&gt; Ajax_013, What's a charlie foxtrot?

[20:35] * Delta-269 had to explain what RPRPGs were &gt;__&gt;

[20:35] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; I'd prefer a Chuck Norris Launcher

[20:35] *** Spartan6 has been kicked by Ajax_013 (Ajax_013)

[20:35] &lt;Grievous797&gt; XD

[20:35] &lt;ComanderMelander&gt; and this is coming from our most active fanon friend

[20:35] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; Covenant Fucker i do believe :P

[20:36] &lt;Grievous797&gt; 'Tis was a martyr...

[20:36] *** Spartan6 has joined #halopedia

[20:36] &lt;Explar&gt; aren't charlie foxtrots elties?

[20:36] &lt;Explar&gt; yay!

[20:36] &lt;Spartan6&gt; I deserved that sorry

[20:36] * SPARTAN-984 shoots Spartan6 with a Chuck Norris Launcher

[20:36] &lt;Explar&gt; you deserved that also

[20:36] &lt;SPARTAN-077&gt; Grievous sir! We've spotted the heretic!!

[20:36] &lt;Grievous797&gt; Yar, raise the flag.

[20:36] * Spartan6 doesn't care about Chuck Norris

[20:36] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; *sounds of a roundhouse kick through a car windshield, followed by a huge explosion*

[20:36] &lt;ComanderMelander&gt; ComanderMelander hates heretics

[20:36] &lt;Explar&gt; fly the colors!

[20:36] &lt;Grievous797&gt; Drop the shenanigan bomb.

[20:37] &lt;ComanderMelander&gt; lul

[20:37] &lt;Explar&gt; shades on everyone!

[20:37] * Ajax_013 catches the Shenanigan bomb and eats it

[20:37] &lt;Explar&gt; nvm

[20:37] &lt;SPARTAN-077&gt; Bomb armed!

[20:37] &lt;SPARTAN-077&gt; *fwoom*

[20:37] &lt;Explar&gt; bomb planted!

[20:37] * SPARTAN-984 watches the shenanigan bomb explode inside Ajx

[20:37] &lt;Explar&gt; Game over!

[20:37] &lt;Explar&gt; Red team wins!

[20:38] &lt;ComanderMelander&gt; I learned how to make napalm from a video in school XD

[20:38] &lt;Spartan6&gt; Ajax

[20:38] &lt;SPARTAN-077&gt; Oh crap......Ajax has absorbed all the shenanigans, making him.......

[20:38] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; ...

[20:38] &lt;Grievous797&gt; I know how to make thermite. :P

[20:38] &lt;Explar&gt; p rly?

[20:38] &lt;Explar&gt; o rly*

[20:38] &lt;Grievous797&gt; Yarly

[20:38] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; I told you all to stop talking about rocket propelled crap

[20:38] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; and that was ignored

[20:38] &lt;Delta-269&gt; narly

[20:38] &lt;Jubinator&gt; hmm...

[20:38] &lt;Jubinator&gt; that sounds nasty

[20:38] &lt;Explar&gt; sry ajax

[20:38] &lt;Grievous797&gt; xD

[20:38] &lt;Spartan6&gt; I got kicked for it

[20:38] * Jubinator hopes to never get hit by that

[20:38] &lt;ComanderMelander&gt; really?

[20:38] &lt;Delta-269&gt; Jubinator, XD XD XD XD XD

[20:39] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; Xd

[20:39] &lt;ComanderMelander&gt; lul

[20:39] &lt;ComanderMelander&gt; Ajax r mad

[20:39] &lt;Explar&gt; you like him when he's angry

[20:40] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Do not piss off Shenanigans_013

[20:40] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; crap...

[20:40] &lt;SPARTAN-077&gt; Captain Grievous sir, should we launch another one?

[20:40] &lt;Grievous797&gt; Aye, send the bastards to Hades!

[20:40] &lt;Jubinator&gt; Anyone know how to tell if someone blocked you on MSN?

[20:40] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; CRAP CRAP CRAP CARP CARP

[20:40] &lt;SPARTAN-077&gt; Fire!!!

[20:40] &lt;Explar&gt; Hit the deck!!!

[20:40] &lt;Jubinator&gt; Carp?

[20:40] &lt;Jubinator&gt; Goldfish are carp!

[20:40] -Delta-269- KILL TEH STUUUUUUUUKKKKAAAAAAAASSSSSS

[20:40] &lt;Spartan_E01&gt; 3 words.

[20:41] &lt;Jubinator&gt; and they also crap alot

[20:41] &lt;Jubinator&gt; damn goldfish

[20:41] * SPARTAN-077 fires a salvo of shenanigans

[20:41] &lt;Spartan_E01&gt; What. Is. Up?

[20:41] &lt;Grievous797&gt; IT'S A CARP

[20:41] &lt;Explar&gt; so you can see the relationship

(A glitch wiped out my connection, so I rejoined the channel.)

[20:43] &lt;Grievous797&gt; OH SHI- *dies*

[20:43] &lt;CRAPCRAPCARP&gt; HELLO

[20:43] &lt;Grievous797&gt; OH NOES

[20:43] &lt;Jubinator&gt; oh hai 984

[20:43] &lt;Delta-269&gt; I vote red!

[20:43] *** CRAPCRAPCARP is now known as SPARTAN-984

[20:43] -NickServ- This nickname is registered. Please choose a different nickname, or identify via /msg NickServ identify &lt;password&gt;.

[20:43] &lt;Explar&gt; lol

[20:43] -NickServ- You are now identified for CovieKiller.

[20:43] &lt;Spartan_E01&gt; hola

[20:43] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; ...

[20:43] &lt;Spartan_E01&gt; XD

[20:43] &lt;Spartan_E01&gt; lol lol

[20:43] &lt;Spartan_E01&gt; hello "t".

[20:43] * SPARTAN-077 puts away the shenanigan bombs.

[20:44] &lt;Delta-269&gt; Ajax_013, deop, you dont need to be oped

[20:44] * Spartan_E01 pulls out the shenaigan bombs.

[20:44] &lt;ComanderMelander&gt; t is the enemy we must destroy t

[20:44] &lt;SPARTAN-077&gt; Noooooo

[20:44] &lt;Spartan_E01&gt; everyone name ur 2 fav weapons in halo 3

[20:44] &lt;Grievous797&gt; No.

[20:44] &lt;Spartan_E01&gt; yes1

[20:44] &lt;Spartan6&gt; BR SR

[20:44] &lt;SPARTAN-077&gt; you do not know the power those bombs have!

[20:45] &lt;ComanderMelander&gt; Halo 3 has crappy weapons

[20:45] &lt;Spartan_E01&gt; what!?

[20:45] &lt;Delta-269&gt; Brute Shot & Beam Rifle

[20:45] &lt;ComanderMelander&gt; I op for the Halo 2 weps more

[20:45] &lt;SPARTAN-077&gt; *zing* *boom*

[20:45] &lt;Grievous797&gt; Halo 2&gt;Halo 3

[20:45] &lt;Grievous797&gt; Speaking, Soundtrack wise, of course.

[20:45] &lt;ComanderMelander&gt; the BXR combo worked out just fine

[20:46] &lt;SPARTAN-077&gt; If Halo 2 is Halo being chased by flaming ninjas, whats Halo 3?

[20:46] &lt;Jubinator&gt; flaming nuns?

[20:46] &lt;Grievous797&gt; XD

[20:46] &lt;Grievous797&gt; Flaming pirates.

[20:47] &lt;Delta-269&gt; XD

[20:47] &lt;SPARTAN-077&gt; Flaming ninjas being chased by flaming pirates?? ;]

[20:47] &lt;Spartan6&gt; Ahhhh Chicken with dynamite

[20:47] &lt;Grievous797&gt; Aye.

[20:47] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; 077: No.

[20:48] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Flaming robot ninja pirates are destroying chickens in dyanmite suits

[20:48] &lt;Delta-269&gt; ...

[20:48] &lt;SPARTAN-077&gt; Halo Wars had better be good! Its taken a freakin' eternity!!! :)

[20:49] &lt;ComanderMelander&gt; Flaming robot ninja pirate chickens wearing dynamite suits attackign the UNSC [20:49] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Actually...

[20:49] &lt;ComanderMelander&gt; I am telling the truth

[20:49] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Flaming robot ninja pirates are destroying Catholic chicken nuns in dyanmite suits

[20:49] &lt;ComanderMelander&gt; lul

[20:50] &lt;ComanderMelander&gt; but wrong I am right

[20:50] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; XD

[20:50] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Flaming Catholic ninja pirate nuns in dynamite suits are attacking the UNSC and Necros

[20:50] *** Gray_Wolf has quit ("CGI:IRC")

[20:50] &lt;Grievous797&gt; XD

[20:51] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; The flaming Catholics also have Chuck Norris In A Can, a Chuck Norris Launcher, and Mini Chuck Norris generators

[20:51] &lt;ComanderMelander&gt; fear the RPM

[20:52] &lt;ComanderMelander&gt; (Rocket Propelled Mice)

[20:52] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Dot dot dot...

[20:52] &lt;ComanderMelander&gt; dot dot dot dot....

[20:52] * SPARTAN-077 checks the time

[20:52] * Grievous797 RPC's Melander

[20:52] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Still, you'd have to shove incredibly tiny rockets up a mouse's ass before you can use it

[20:53] &lt;ComanderMelander&gt; XD

[20:53] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; And the mouse might change direction and blow a house to kingdom cone

[20:53] &lt;SPARTAN-077&gt; Zomgz!! Its time for the show!!

[20:53] *** SPARTAN-984 is now known as Repoter-984

[20:53] &lt;ComanderMelander&gt; no I feed them many beans before I load them into the weapon

[20:53] *** Repoter-984 is now known as Reporter-984

[20:53] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; Ha, I beat you 077!

[20:53] &lt;SPARTAN-077&gt; Ladies and gentlemen, it's..........

[20:53] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; :p

[20:54] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; H-News.

[20:54] &lt;SPARTAN-077&gt; ............H-News!!!

[20:54] *** SPARTAN-077 is now known as Newsman-077

[20:54] &lt;Grievous797&gt; OH HELLS YES

[20:54] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; Yeah yeah yeah, blah blah blah, just get on with it already!

[20:54] &lt;ComanderMelander&gt; and your friendly guide to all that is Machinima...Commander Melander

[20:54] &lt;Delta-269&gt; With your hosts, Newsman-077 and Reporter-984!

[20:54] *** Grievous797 is now known as DavidLetterman

[20:54] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; In other news, after another sandstorm on Sandtrap, Spartans and Elites found a weird object.

[20:54] * DavidLetterman hijacks the air waves

[20:55] &lt;Newsman-077&gt; With special guest David Letterman!!!

[20:55] *** Spartan6 is now known as Jon_Stewart

[20:55] &lt;ComanderMelander&gt; and A brown Hayabusa and Katana wearing silver SPARTAN stole this ship

[20:55] &lt;Delta-269&gt; and Jon_Stewart!

[20:55] *** ComanderMelander is now known as Stephen_Colbert

[20:55] &lt;Stephen_Colbert&gt; dam it

[20:55] &lt;Newsman-077&gt; And Stephen Colbert!!!!

[20:55] &lt;Stephen_Colbert&gt; stupid registered nicks

[20:55] *** Jubinator is now known as Pigeonman

[20:55] *** Stephen_Colbert is now known as ComanderMelander

[20:56] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; One Brown Hayabusa Katana SPARTAN was able to grab it on FileShare and is going to share it for an mind-bogglingly high amount of Forge Dollars, well over 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 Forge dollars, equal to almost 100,000 pesos in Spanishland. From the desks of the Lockout Weekly itself.

[20:56] *** Pigeonman is now known as Jubinator

[20:56] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; Now, to you, Newsman-077.

[20:56] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; Any news today?

[20:56] &lt;Jubinator&gt; only olds

[20:56] &lt;Jubinator&gt; no noews

[20:56] &lt;Jubinator&gt; news**

[20:56] &lt;Delta-269&gt; and Pige-- Well, I guess not Pigeonman

[20:56] &lt;Jubinator&gt; it's all lies if you call it news

[20:56] &lt;ComanderMelander&gt; but the Brown Hayabusa Katana wearing SPARTAN was hacked for recieving Recon as step one of the negotiations

[20:56] &lt;Newsman-077&gt; Indeed 984, a rampant editor is on the loose in #halopedia!

[20:56] &lt;Jubinator&gt; since it's olds

[20:56] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; What would you rather have, an Oldsmobile or a Newsmobile

[20:57] &lt;Reporter-984&gt; 077, huh? Go on.

[20:57] &lt;Jon_Stewart&gt; A 14 yeah old boy was chased by a chicken wearing dynamite that is supposedly possesed the chicken did not blow and is still at Ahhhhhhhhhhh.......BOOOOOOM

Logic and Illogic
[20:44] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; Delta-269: you and logic are two things I don't asociate

[20:44] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; ohfine

[20:44] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; I call Zeta

[20:45] &lt;Delta-269&gt; pssh, I'm more logical than a lot of people here

[20:45] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; such as

[20:45] &lt;Delta-269&gt; you

[20:45] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; *incoherence

[20:45] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; I am incoherent. I am actually quite logical.

[20:45] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; I just chose to ignore it.

[20:45] &lt;Delta-269&gt; unilinky, ZukaZamamee, superhaloman111, ChanServ, etc, etc

[20:45] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; unilinky is more logical then you cuz he r bot

[20:45] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Monkey toaster Spore wearing headphones

[20:46] &lt;Delta-269&gt; oes

[20:46] &lt;Delta-269&gt; noes*

[20:46] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; he does /exactly/ what he is told

[20:46] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; same for ChanServ

[20:46] &lt;Delta-269&gt; all unilinky can do is link stuff

[20:46] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; Right

[20:46] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; how is that unlogical?

[20:46] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Yeah right

[20:46] &lt;unilinky&gt; http://halopedian.com/Yeah_right

[20:46] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; XD

[20:46] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; i r done

[20:46] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; I am proving my logic by proving your logic illogical.

[20:46] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; STOP FUCKING SCREWING MY BRAIN TO BITS!

[20:46] &lt;Cheifschick&gt; ok gotta go bue

[20:46] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; xD

[20:46] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; NOES

[20:47] * Pryo_Zarkum waves to CC

[20:47] &lt;Cheifschick&gt; lol

(Once again, I accidentally quit and then this happens)

[20:48] &lt;Delta-269&gt; my logic is not as your illogical logic appears to be what with your logic being illogical with logical thinking, am I not being more logical than your illogical logic?

[20:48] &lt;Delta-269&gt; not as illogical*

[20:48] &lt;superhaloman111&gt; aahhhh!!!

[20:48] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; That fails so epochly

[20:48] &lt;Delta-269&gt; no u

[20:48] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; ....

[20:48] &lt;Delta-269&gt; :D

[20:48] *** Pryo_Zarkum is now known as Rofail

[20:48] * Rofail

[20:48] &lt;Delta-269&gt; no u

[20:48] *** Rofail is now known as Pryo_Zarkum

[20:48] &lt;ZukaZamamee&gt; no u

[20:48] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; no u and Rofail dont go together

[20:48] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; you said that yourself

[20:48] &lt;Delta-269&gt; no I didnt

[20:48] &lt;ZukaZamamee&gt; liez

[20:49] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; yuh huh

[20:49] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; no u

[20:49] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; There Pryo.

[20:49] &lt;superhaloman111&gt; crap... i have to go see u guys in a bit

[20:49] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; Shaddup 984, im now ignoring you

[20:49] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; You just proved Delta's earlier point that "no u" always ends in spam wars

[20:49] *** superhaloman111 has quit ("CGI:IRC (EOF)")

[20:49] &lt;Delta-269&gt; your logic is false and illogical, my logical logic is not illogical, unlike your illogical logic

[20:50] &lt;Delta-269&gt; :D

[20:50] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; heh

[20:50] &lt;ZukaZamamee&gt; Wanted dead or alive

[20:50] * Delta-269 &lt;3 massive sentences filled with the words "logic" and "illogical"

[20:50] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Pryo, what Delta is trying to say is that your illogical logic is illogical and thereby his illogical logic is thereby the more logical logic because he has oppyness.

[20:50] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; No, your illogical logic is against the logical logic of unilinky. I prove my illogic to be illogical by noting that unilinky is logically logical. I prove my logical logic by proving your logic illogical.

[20:50] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; LAWJIK

[20:51] &lt;Delta-269&gt; no SPARTAN-984, I'm not saying that &gt;_&gt;

[20:51] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; what is he not saying

[20:51] &lt;Delta-269&gt; &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Pryo, what Delta is trying to say is that your illogical logic is illogical and thereby his illogical logic is thereby the more logical logic because he has oppyness.

[20:51] &lt;ZukaZamamee&gt; he is not saying that people are demon spawn

[20:51] &lt;Delta-269&gt; it's a lie ^

[20:51] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; indeed

[20:51] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; a rofail lie

[20:51] &lt;ZukaZamamee&gt; :D

[20:51] &lt;Delta-269&gt; STAWP SAYING MAH WURD

[20:51] &lt;Delta-269&gt; kthx?

[20:51] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; xD

[20:52] &lt;ZukaZamamee&gt; NI!

[20:52] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; xD

[20:52] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; ni!

[20:52] * Pryo_Zarkum ni-s at delta

[20:52] &lt;Delta-269&gt; Pryo_Zarkum, you know I have the power to inforce that &gt;:]

[20:52] &lt;ZukaZamamee&gt; &gt;: D

[20:52] &lt;Delta-269&gt; I wont use it here, but in #gruntcorner....

[20:52] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; Delta-269: you know I can logically prove that use of that power is unjustifiable based on the written channel rules.

[20:52] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; I never used it in gruntcorner ya nubcake

[20:53] &lt;Delta-269&gt; ...I have op on #gruntcorner and have the power of /wrath

[20:53] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Logic is illogical logic because people keep arguing over who is illogical and who is logical when in reality those who have a great illogical imagination are thereby the most logical in real life, according to Martin's Rules Of Logic stating that who is illogical in their mind is logical in real life, and those who are logical in their minds are illogical in real life, save a few.

[20:53] &lt;Delta-269&gt; SPARTAN-984, shush

[20:53] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; XD

Whoops! Wrong Stargate
[19:41] &lt;ZukaZamamee&gt; wheres the fun gone???

[19:41] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Domo ARIGATIO ZukaZamamee for being a retard.

[19:41] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Speaking of logic, http://halopedian.com/User:SPARTAN-984/IRC_Quotes#Logic_and_Illogic

[19:41] &lt;Delta-269&gt; to the moon

[19:42] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; No

[19:42] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; It went through the Stargate over there

[19:42] * SPARTAN-984 points to #halopedia Stargate

[19:42] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; ZZ: You wanna go get the fun for us?

[19:42] &lt;ZukaZamamee&gt; "Welcome to #halopedia, the sister chat of #wookieepedia"

[19:42] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; xd

[19:43] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Good one

[19:43] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; ZukaZamamee: Go to where the Stargate leads and get the fun.

[19:43] * ZukaZamamee goes through the Stargate

[19:43] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Oh, I'm sorry. Wrong Stargate.

[19:43] &lt;ZukaZamamee&gt; o crap black hole black hole!

[19:43] * Delta-269 blows up the Stargate

[19:43] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Nice problem solving-ness.

[19:44] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; That Stargate went into the quasar at the center of the galaxy.

[19:44] &lt;superhaloman111&gt; uh oh

[19:44] * SPARTAN-984 shouts "Hope you went to a Bard race and got a Black Hole Key!"

[19:44] &lt;superhaloman111&gt; BOOM!

[19:44] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; The fun went into Sir-Not-Appearing-In-This-Chat who retreated through the Stargate-Which-Does-Not-Exist

[19:45] * SPARTAN-984 points to the nonexistent Stargate in the corner.

Superultramegahypernicknamechanges!
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[19:43] *** ChanServ sets mode +v on KillerCRS

[19:51] &lt;Delta-269&gt; rar

[19:51] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; ello... poppet...

[20:03] *** Pryo_Zarkum is now known as CommanderPryo

[20:03] *** CommanderPryo is now known as Pryo_Zarkum

[20:03] *** Pryo_Zarkum is now known as CommanderPryo

[20:06] *** CommanderPryo is now known as DictatorPryo

[20:07] *** DictatorPryo is now known as KingOfUnivers

[20:07] *** Delta-269 is now known as ZomfgzNickChange

[20:07] *** KingOfUnivers is now known as Pryo_Zarkum

[20:07] *** ZomfgzNickChange is now known as Delta-269

[20:07] *** Pryo_Zarkum is now known as Rofail

[20:08] *** Rofail is now known as Pryo_Zarkum

[20:09] &lt;Pryo_Zarkum&gt; heh... lotsa nick changes...

[20:10] *** Delta-269 is now known as ZomfgzNickChange

[20:11] *** ZomfgzNickChange is now known as Delta-269

[20:11] &lt;Delta-269&gt; indeed

[20:12] *** Golden-Sunflower has left #gruntcorner ("Either chat was boring, or there was another reason why I left.")

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[21:00] *** ChanServ sets mode +v on KillerCRS

[21:23] *** ChristineV is now known as ChristopherV

[21:24] *** Churchreborn is now known as JustinC

[21:24] *** HaloDude is now known as HaloDudette

[21:24] *** JustinC is now known as JustinAC

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[21:25] *** HaloDudette is now known as HaloDude|Away

[21:25] *** HaloDude|Away is now known as HaloDudette

[21:26] &lt;Delta-269&gt; o_O

[21:26] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; What.... the... f*ck?

[21:27] *** HaloDudette is now known as HaloDude

[21:27] *** SPARTAN-984 is now known as QPARTAN-984

[21:27] *** JustinAC is now known as JustineAC

[21:27] *** ChristopherV is now known as ChristineV

[21:28] *** QPARTAN-984 is now known as NATRAPQ-984

[21:28] *** NATRAPQ-984 is now known as EARLLBTLHWR-984

[21:28] *** EARLLBTLHWR-984 is now known as Commander-984

[21:28] *** Commander-984 is now known as Reporter-984

[21:28] *** Delta-269 is now known as ZomfgzNickChange

[21:29] *** Reporter-984 is now known as Poop-984

[21:29] *** Poop-984 is now known as Rocket-984

[21:29] * ZomfgzNickChange !!!

[21:29] *** Rocket-984 is now known as SPART-984

[21:30] *** SPART-984 is now known as S-984

[21:30] *** S-984 is now known as S-984|Chips

[21:30] *** S-984|Chips is now known as S-984|Away

[21:30] *** HaloDude is now known as HaloDude|Busy

[21:30] *** HaloDude|Busy is now known as HaloDude|Alone

[21:30] * ZomfgzNickChange !!!

[21:30] *** S-984|Away is now known as SPARTAN-984

[21:31] *** SPARTAN-984 is now known as HolyCrap

[21:31] * HolyCrap a ZonfgzNickChange

[21:31] *** HaloDude|Alone is now known as HaloDude_

[21:31] * HolyCrap a ZomfgzNickChange

[21:31] *** HolyCrap is now known as SPARTAN-984

HEY YOU COME TO HAPPYGOLUCKY CHINESE RESTARAUNT AKA #gruntcorner
[18:47] * JamesRVH decides to give High_Larity a squeeky bone

[18:47] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; Have fu! :D

[18:47] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; FU

[18:47] &lt;JustineAC&gt; fu

[18:47] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; *fun!

[18:47] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; :DDDDDD

[18:48] &lt;JustineAC&gt; so

[18:48] &lt;JustineAC&gt; is it like a chinese dish or something

[18:48] &lt;JustineAC&gt; HAVE FU

[18:48] &lt;High_Larity&gt; XD

[18:48] &lt;High_Larity&gt; What's a squeeky bone?

[18:49] &lt;JustineAC&gt; COME TO HUMBLE EATING ESTABLISHMENT

[18:49] &lt;JustineAC&gt; ya

[18:49] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; TAKE SOME OF OUR AMAZING MARTIAL ARTS CLASSES! KUNG FU, TAI FU, MAJONG FU, PEKING FU, CRISPY DUCK FU, CHOW MEIN FU, STFU AND HAVE FU!

[18:49] &lt;JustineAC&gt; that sounds right

[18:50] &lt;High_Larity&gt; STFU sounds like fun, where do I sign up?

[18:51] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; MANY HAPPY THANKS TO YOU FOR CHOOSING HUMBLE EATING ESTABLISHMENT! YOU ORDER FOOD? YOU WANT EAT IN OR TAKE AWAY?

[18:51] &lt;JustineAC&gt; XD

[18:53] &lt;High_Larity&gt; Can I have eat away and take in?

[18:53] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Eat in please

[18:54] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; er... James, you gonna say anything else?

[18:55] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; HO-KAYYYYYYYYYY!

[18:55] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; TAKE A NICE SEAT OVER HEREEEEE!

[18:55] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; BROWSE THROUGH MANY DISHES! VERY TASTY! :D

[18:55] &lt;High_Larity&gt; ooo I love MSG!

[18:55] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; hmmm... I have Tai Kong Chicken Nuggets with a side of Bamboo Fries.

[18:56] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; OHHHHHHH NO, WE DON'T DO BAMBOO FRIES ANYMORE, OR TAI KONG NUGGETS. TRY SOMETHING ELSE :D

[18:56] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; And a drink of Team China Sprite.

[18:56] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Crap.

[18:56] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; MANY NICE THINGS :D

[18:56] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; LOOK AT SPECIALS :D

[18:57] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; How's about the Olympic Special Meal?

[18:57] * JamesRVH snatches menu

[18:57] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; I'LL GET YOU A SPECIAL :d

[18:57] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; *:D

[18:57] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; k

[18:57] * JamesRVH serves

[18:57] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; EAT IT. VERY NICE. MMMM. :DDD

[18:58] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; What is the special anyway?

[18:58] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; YOU EAT IT, YOU SEE, YOU SEE :D

[18:58] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; IT GREAT CUSTOM IN CHINA. VERY TRADITIONAL :D

[18:58] &lt;High_Larity&gt; Is it dog?

[18:58] * SPARTAN-984 puts on "Respawn Gadget" "Mega Energy Pack" and eats the special

[18:58] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; In one bite too.

[18:58] &lt;High_Larity&gt; I heard it's really scrumptous

[18:59] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; AH. YOU EAT IT. IT GOOD, YES? NO? THANK YOU :D

[18:59] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; JamesRVH: Tell me what the special is.

[19:00] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; It was.... well, I didn't get to taste it, just tell me what it is.

[19:00] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; PENIS OF A DOG AND BOLLOCK OF CAT, WITH VERY HEALTHY PIGS ASS WITH FRIED NOODLES :D

[19:00] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; o_o

[19:00] * SPARTAN-984 dies and respawns

[19:00] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Ew.

[19:00] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Ew ew ew ew ew ew!

[19:00] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; XD

[19:00] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; THE NOODLES WERE NICE, NO? :D

[19:00] &lt;JustineAC&gt; XD

[19:01] &lt;JustineAC&gt; XD

[19:01] &lt;JustineAC&gt; XD

[19:01] &lt;JustineAC&gt; XD

[19:02] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; The noodles were good.

[19:02] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; What were the other menu choices?

[19:02] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Whatever. Now it's my turn to be Chinese Restaraunt Guy and your turn to be customer.

[19:03] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; THEY WERE FRIED IN HORSE SEMEN. VERY TASTY NOODLES :D

[19:03] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; O_O

[19:03] &lt;JustineAC&gt; rofl

[19:03] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; XD

#halopedia Shenanigans 1: The Phantom Shenanigans
[19:30] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Transfeminists: Women in Disguise

[19:34] &lt;Gray_Wolf&gt; Hey LtChurch whats your gamertag?

[19:34] * SPARTAN-984 adds

[19:34] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Crap!

[19:34] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; You ruined the silence!

[19:34] &lt;Gray_Wolf&gt; Mwahahahahaha!

[19:34] * LtChurch does not have one, but he used to have one

[19:34] &lt;Gray_Wolf&gt; You don't have silver?

[19:35] * Gray_Wolf starts to cry

[19:35] &lt;LtChurch&gt; My connection = death

[19:35] * Gray_Wolf crys even more

[19:35] &lt;Andrew-996&gt; The day I was going to get an account, my brother gave the 360 to a friend.

[19:35] * DeltaAI smacks Gray_Wolf

[19:36] * Gray_Wolf cuts off DeltaAI head

[19:36] * SPARTAN-984 kills Gray Wolf using the Transfeminists

[19:37] &lt;Gray_Wolf&gt; ?

[19:37] &lt;Gray_Wolf&gt; Whats that?

[19:38] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Women in Disguise!

[19:39] * Gray_Wolf revives

[19:39] * SPARTAN-984 sics the Transfeminists on GW over and over and over..

[19:39] * SPARTAN-984 also sends Weyoun, Ran, and Kenny after Gray Wolf

[19:40] * Gray_Wolf kills 984 /me runs

[19:40] &lt;Gray_Wolf&gt; lol

[19:40] * Gray_Wolf kills all of them with a RPG

[19:41] * SPARTAN-984 dodges

[19:41] * Gray_Wolf relaods

[19:41] * Gray_Wolf fires again

[19:41] * SPARTAN-984 watches Weyoun reclone himself, Ran go into a new body, and Kenny's parents give birth to Kenny in an opaque wall

[19:41] * SPARTAN-984 sics infinite amounts of the one thing that can kill you...

[19:41] * Neimi_The_Nomad slaps SPARTAN-984 with a wet tuna and runs =S

[19:41] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; DORA THE EXPLORER!

[19:41] * Andrew-996 throws a pie at GW with no reasoning behind it.

[19:42] * SPARTAN-984 slaps Neimi_The_Nomad around a bit with a large trout

[19:42] &lt;DeltaAI&gt; Now i can start on a Conflict-Era RP

[19:42] &lt;Neimi_The_Nomad&gt; Oh you wanna go o.O

[19:42] * LtChurch unleashes Captain Planet

[19:42] * Gray_Wolf kills everybody in the chat room

[19:42] &lt;Neimi_The_Nomad&gt; HEZ OUT HERO

[19:42] &lt;Neimi_The_Nomad&gt; *OUR

[19:42] * Andrew-996 respawns

[19:42] * SPARTAN-984 destroys the Earth, making Captain Planet nonexistant

[19:43] * Andrew-996 throws Dora at GW thus killing him with requests to repeat a said word

[19:43] * Neimi_The_Nomad goes Sailor Mercury mode =o

[19:43] &lt;DeltaAI&gt; Hmmmm, now to decide on what the RP shall be

[19:43] *** Neimi_The_Nomad is now known as Sailor-Mercury

[19:43] *** LtChurch is now known as Captain_Planet

[19:43] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; XD

[19:43] &lt;Sailor-Mercury&gt; It's on o.O

[19:43] *** Andrew-996 is now known as DTE

[19:43] * SPARTAN-984 takes a DMG "Dora Machine Gun" and shoots Andrew-996

[19:44] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; SHIT

[19:44] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; I missed

[19:44] &lt;Captain_Planet&gt; I, am captain planet!

[19:44] * SPARTAN-984 retargets for DTE and fires, killing DTE with the requests to say a certain word IN SPANISH

[19:44] &lt;Sailor-Mercury&gt; Gonna take polution down 2 zero?

[19:44] &lt;DeltaAI&gt; ....

[19:44] *** Delta-269 has joined #halopedia

[19:44] * DTE throws Boots at 984

[19:44] * SPARTAN-984 transforms into..

[19:44] &lt;DeltaAI&gt; Finally an Op

[19:44] &lt;Delta-269&gt; hi everyone

[19:44] &lt;Sailor-Mercury&gt; Hert

[19:44] &lt;High_Larity&gt; pew pew pew

[19:44] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Just in time for the Shenanigans

[19:44] &lt;Sailor-Mercury&gt; Hur hur hur

[19:44] &lt;Delta-269&gt; op needed?

[19:44] &lt;DeltaAI&gt; Talk some sence into them!

[19:45] &lt;Delta-269&gt; Sailor-Mercury, Halopedia name plz

[19:45] &lt;Delta-269&gt; High_Larity, zomfgz, rar

[19:45] *** SPARTAN-984 is now known as David_Suzuki

[19:45] &lt;Delta-269&gt; SPARTAN-984, shush

[19:45] *** DTE is now known as Andrew-996

[19:45] &lt;Sailor-Mercury&gt; I have no name =(

[19:45] * David_Suzuki uses multiple diagrams, flowcharts, and films to prove the nonexistence of Captain Planet

[19:45] &lt;Delta-269&gt; David_Suzuki, ahem, H-pedia nick plz

[19:45] &lt;Sailor-Mercury&gt; I just go here to annoy Ltchurch lol

[19:45] &lt;David_Suzuki&gt; k

[19:45] &lt;DeltaAI&gt; Hmmmmm... cant decide between doing Battle of Norfolk, or Battle of Bastogne

[19:45] *** David_Suzuki is now known as SPARTAN-984

[19:46] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; AGGGGGGGGG

[19:46] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; I HAZ LAGGGGGGGGG

[19:46] [SPARTAN-984 PING reply] : 13.488 seconds

[19:46] [SPARTAN-984 PING reply] : 1.689 seconds

[19:46] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; ...

[19:46] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; 13 seconds

[19:46] &lt;Andrew-996&gt; ZOMG

[19:46] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; 13 seconds is too much

[19:46] &lt;Delta-269&gt; SPARTAN-984, caps + shhhh

[19:46] *** SPARTAN-984 is now known as newnick

[19:46] -NickServ- This nickname is registered. Please choose a different nickname, or identify via /msg NickServ identify &lt;password&gt;.

[19:46] &lt;newnick&gt; WTF

[19:46] *** Gray_Wolf is now known as Timberwolf1121

[19:46] *** newnick is now known as SPARTAN-984

[19:46] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; God..

[19:46] &lt;Andrew-996&gt; lol

[19:47] &lt;DeltaAI&gt; Norfolk = UCC Assualt on UNSC Military Headquaters, Bastogne = UNSC Assualt on UCC Bastogne

[19:47] *** SPARTAN-984 is now known as CovieKiller

[19:48] &lt;Sailor-Mercury&gt; Ily all

[19:48] *** CovieKiller is now known as SPARTAN-984

[19:48] * High_Larity goes somewhere else

[19:48] me : insufficient parameters

[19:48] &lt;Delta-269&gt; noes

[19:48] &lt;Delta-269&gt; High_Larity, stay

[19:48] &lt;Delta-269&gt; I r haz cookie

[19:48] * TheAnathema is bored

[19:48] * SPARTAN-984 does nothing and then throws a pie at Delta, and two pies at Timberwolf1121

[19:48] &lt;Sailor-Mercury&gt; I r haz lief =\

[19:49] * Sailor-Mercury throws sex at SPARTAN-984 =)

[19:49] * TheAnathema needs sleep

[19:49] * TheAnathema goodbye

[19:49] *** TheAnathema has left #halopedia

[19:49] * Timberwolf1121 throws up at the sight of sex

[19:49] &lt;Delta-269&gt; Sailor-Mercury, dont say stuff like that

[19:49] * Andrew-996 throws Diago at 984

[19:49] * SPARTAN-984 dodges and watches the sex hit Gray Wolf

[19:49] * SPARTAN-984 is hit

[19:49] &lt;Sailor-Mercury&gt; Delta-269, I know Helo = neva get laid m....k

[19:50] * Timberwolf1121 gags

[19:50] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; But you mispelled Diego, so it does nothing

[19:50] *** ChanServ sets mode +o on Delta-269

[19:50] * SPARTAN-984 STFUs instantly

[19:50] *** Sailor-Mercury has been kicked by Delta-269 (I warned you)

[19:50] *** ChanServ sets mode -o on Delta-269

[19:50] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; :( So can shenanigans go on?

[19:50] * Andrew-996 hides in a very dark corner

[19:50] *** Captain_Planet is now known as LtChurch

[19:50] * Andrew-996 starts to whimper in fear

[19:50] &lt;Delta-269&gt; if you stick away from the kinda stuff that guy said, then &lt;shenanigans&gt;

[19:50] * SPARTAN-984 puts a lightbulb in the very dark corner

[19:51] * Delta-269 drops the Shenanigans Bomb

[19:51] * Andrew-996 throws the light bulb at 984

[19:51] &lt;Delta-269&gt; weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[19:51] &lt;Delta-269&gt; *kaboom*

[19:51] * SPARTAN-984 throws Diego, Dora, Boots, Rescue Pack, Map, Backpack, and every other character ever in Dora the Explorer and Go Diego Go at Gray Wolf

[19:51] * SPARTAN-984 watches Delta ride the bomb

[19:51] &lt;Andrew-996&gt; OMG

[19:52] * Timberwolf1121 runs away

[19:52] &lt;Delta-269&gt; OOH-RAH! Habs are up 2-0

[19:52] * SPARTAN-984 watches the huge explosion of Spanish, requests to say a word, learning, CHILDREN'S TV SHOWS, and anthropomorphic objects hit GW

[19:52] * Andrew-996 follows Timberwolf1121

[19:52] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Delta: Against who?

[19:53] &lt;High_Larity&gt; I came back for my cookie

[19:53] * SPARTAN-984 hopes it's not Boston

[19:53] &lt;Delta-269&gt; SPARTAN-984, Leafs

[19:53] * SPARTAN-984 throws a cookie so hard at High Larity it severs his head

[19:53] &lt;High_Larity&gt; http://www.mydogtag.ca/ zomg i dun noe why i r post this heer

[19:53] * Timberwolf1121 kills everybody that follows him

[19:53] &lt;Andrew-996&gt; Can you say uno 984

[19:53] &lt;Delta-269&gt; Habs &gt; Boston &gt; my school's team &gt; Leafs

[19:53] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; UNO!

[19:53] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Delta! NO WAY!

[19:53] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; HERETIC!

[19:53] &lt;Delta-269&gt; yes way

[19:53] &lt;Delta-269&gt; the Leafs are terrible

[19:53] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; The Leafs are better than that!

[19:54] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; And Boston isn't owned by the Habs!

[19:54] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; *over mind control* The Habs are the greatest team in the history of hockey!

[19:54] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Wait, what'd I just say?

[19:54] * Andrew-996 watches an arrow point to a fox.

[19:54] &lt;Delta-269&gt; Boston got wrecked by the Habs so many times

[19:54] * SPARTAN-984 takes the arrow and... in a homage to BananaCat...

[19:54] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; eats the arrow

[19:54] &lt;Andrew-996&gt; OMG, its Swiper

[19:54] * SPARTAN-984 eats the arrow

[19:54] * SPARTAN-984 eats the fox

[19:55] * SPARTAN-984 goes up to Swiper

[19:55] &lt;High_Larity&gt; zomg Hockey

[19:55] &lt;High_Larity&gt; i dun watch it, i r not Canadian

[19:55] * High_Larity dies

[19:55] &lt;High_Larity&gt; oh wiat

[19:55] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; *Swiper* It's toooooooo late! You'll never find your Pip Boy now!

[19:55] &lt;High_Larity&gt; I'm Cormulanian

[19:55] * High_Larity undies

[19:55] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Hey Swiper, stay for a second. I have something to tell you.

[19:55] * SPARTAN-984 whispers something into Swiper's ear

[19:55] * SPARTAN-984 punches Swiper

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[19:56] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; *Swiper explodes as his head comes off and his body explodes, making a shower of gore*

[19:56] &lt;Sailor-Mercury&gt; Om nom nom

[19:56] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; I picked Bloody Mess before you stole my Pip Boy, jackass.

[19:57] * SPARTAN-984 takes the bloodied up Pip Boy out of the gore-splattered sidewalk and straps it on

[19:57] &lt;Delta-269&gt; &lt;/shenanigans&gt;

[19:57] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; What?

[19:57] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; You ended the shenanigans? NO FAIR!

[19:57] &lt;Andrew-996&gt; OMG

[19:57] * Andrew-996 runs away crying

[19:58] &lt;Delta-269&gt; &gt;:]

[19:58] * SPARTAN-984 takes the OMG and shoves it down Andrew's throat

[19:58] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; ABUSE OF POWEAHS!

[19:58] &lt;Andrew-996&gt; AMEN

[19:58] &lt;Andrew-996&gt; Abuse of capslock

[19:58] &lt;Delta-269&gt; I ended it coz Habs r pwning the Leafs, therefore, I must laugh at the Leaf's fail; thus I am away-ish

[19:58] &lt;LtChurch&gt; Does a UNSC Frigate need to do any preperations before going into a slipspace portal?

The Big Argument (with a distraction about Brandon Crisp)
This is from my perspective. It is also a small tidbit.

[14:51] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; delta: if its heavy needler, then needler has to be moved to become light needler

[14:51] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; Well it's name is fully justified, unlike Heavy Needler, and Pulse beams were published by official xbxo magazines

[14:51] &lt;Pyro_4_Profit&gt; Pulse beam generator shotgun of death!!! &gt;: D

[14:51] &lt;Delta-269&gt; most people who play Halo think of it as the Enforcer Needler or Heavy Needler

[14:51] &lt;KAC&gt; 30 minutes of debating on Heavy Needler... users, we have a new world record!!

[14:52] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; Delta-269: and the Pulse beam page says that

[14:52] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; exactly delta

[14:52] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; fans

[14:52] &lt;KAC&gt; Thus, Fanboys

[14:52] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; The Pulse beam page includes the Heavy Needler and Enforcer Needler as nicknames

[14:52] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; FFS delta it doesn't make a difference whatever its called

[14:52] &lt;Delta-269&gt; ONIrecon111, no, the article "Needler" is a redirect to it's official name, and there is no point to it being renamed

[14:52] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; :'(

[14:52] * SPARTAN-984 is kinda sad right now

[14:53] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Has anyone heard of a Brandon Crisp?

[14:53] &lt;Pyro_4_Profit&gt; why

[14:53] &lt;Pyro_4_Profit&gt; no

[14:53] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; He died.

[14:53] &lt;RaZoRKillEr117&gt; no

[14:53] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; delta: theres no point arguing, coz in the end you and HD are gonna be wrong

[14:53] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; Delta-269: No, we're stating that if it's gonna be heavy Needler, then Bungie need to rename the Needler to stick to logics

[14:53] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; He was from Barrie, near North Bay.

[14:53] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Activision is gonna get f*cking sued.

[14:53] &lt;Pyro_4_Profit&gt; um no

[14:53] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; At least thats what I thing.

[14:53] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; *think.

[14:53] &lt;Pyro_4_Profit&gt; why

[14:53] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Apparently Crisp ran away from home after he becamse obsessed with CoD4

[14:54] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; how will they get sued for THAT 984

[14:54] &lt;Pyro_4_Profit&gt; um thats just stupid

[14:54] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; Well anyways. Pulse beam can have it's whole title justified, Heavy Needler can't

[14:54] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; thats pathetic

[14:54] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Well, Activision is gonna have to do something about it.

[14:54] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; no

[14:54] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; its nothing to do with them

[14:54] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; or anyone who helped make the game

[14:54] &lt;Pyro_4_Profit&gt; so some kid ran away

[14:54] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; its his own damn fault

[14:54] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Microsoft even offered $50 000 for the person who could find him

[14:54] &lt;Pyro_4_Profit&gt; its nto their problem its teh parents and cops

[14:54] &lt;Pyro_4_Profit&gt; :O

[14:55] &lt;Pyro_4_Profit&gt; $50 000

[14:55] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Pyro, ONI: You're all wrong.

[14:55] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; what a load of crap 984

[14:55] &lt;RaZoRKillEr117&gt; you are kidding

[14:55] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Pyro, you're right in a sense.

[14:55] &lt;KAC&gt; 35 minutes of debating... we need to go to 1 hour of debating!!!

[14:55] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; It was his father's fault.

[14:55] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; And his own fault, so that means both of you were technically right...

[14:55] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; 984, its NOTHING to do with activision then

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[14:55] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; hi SoH

[14:55] &lt;ShadowboyT&gt; Heavy Needlers huh?

[14:55] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Apparently he became so obsessed with CoD4 that his behavior changed.

[14:55] &lt;Delta-269&gt; Pulse Beam may not be referrring to the crystals the Enforcers shoot, it's more likely to be the so-called "Invisible Sentinel Beam", and if we're getting rid of the Heavy Needler, how about we get rid of the Invisible Sent Beam aswel, coz it's name isnt official either

[14:55] &lt;ShadowboyT&gt; its a nice thought

[14:56] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; FFS delta no gives a s**t

[14:56] &lt;ColonelAL&gt; Hola

[14:56] &lt;ShadowboyT&gt; but not nessecary

[14:56] &lt;RaZoRKillEr117&gt; Hola

[14:56] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; just give over with the crap about the 'heavy needler'

[14:56] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; His father notices and takes away his 360, prompting him to leave home and die.

[14:56] &lt;Delta-269&gt; ONIrecon111, was I talking to you? No.

[14:56] &lt;KAC&gt; lol

[14:56] &lt;KAC&gt; Harsh...

[14:56] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; *sad sigh* Why do kids run away from home when they are OBVIOUSLY going to die?

[14:56] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; No one wants to hear you go on about some stupid needler thing all day

[14:57] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; erm... what about needlers?

[14:57] &lt;Delta-269&gt; ... you've been going on about it just as long, ONI

[14:57] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; i've been backing the point that has descent proof

[14:57] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; Delta-269: No, but the invisible sentinel beam has a justified name

[14:57] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; As does Pulse beams

[14:57] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; not refering to the same point over and over again

[14:57] &lt;Delta-269&gt; JamesRVH, how is it's name justified

[14:58] &lt;Pyro_4_Profit&gt; who knows

[14:58] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; how isn't its name justified

[14:58] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; it's an invisible beam that apparently does similar effects as a snetinel beam

[14:58] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; answer THAT

[14:58] &lt;Pyro_4_Profit&gt; yes

[14:58] &lt;ShadowboyT&gt; r we still talking Heavy Needlers?

[14:58] &lt;RaZoRKillEr117&gt; yes

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[14:58] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; Heavy Needler and Pulse beams are the same article. Only difference is that Pulse beams is more justified and more fact related

[14:58] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; hey verve

[14:58] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; What about the Sandtrap Easter Egg?

[14:58] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; hey Jaws

[14:58] &lt;RaZoRKillEr117&gt; who started this?

[14:58] &lt;ShadowboyT&gt; ok, i have a design if the ever made one

[14:59] &lt;TheVerve&gt; Heya

[14:59] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; no one cares atm 984

[14:59] &lt;Delta-269&gt; and the Heavy Needler is a heavy, Enforcer-mounted weapon that is similar to needlers

[14:59] &lt;KAC&gt; Razor: Halodude

[14:59] &lt;ShadowboyT&gt; Needles would be more purple

[14:59] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; its not similar

[14:59] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; its RED not purple

[14:59] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; Delta-269: But the "Heavy" can't be justified

[14:59] &lt;Delta-269&gt; how cant it?

[14:59] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; its much more rapid

[14:59] &lt;ShadowboyT&gt; Also, there would be Needles on the top and bottom

[14:59] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; they glow

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[14:59] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; because it came before the Needler

[14:59] &lt;KAC&gt; 984: Bungie added them as Guardians... based on player's assumptions

[14:59] &lt;Pyro_4_Profit&gt; how can it first of all

[14:59] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; therefore it wouldn't be "Heavy", it'd just be a "needler"

[15:00] &lt;Delta-269&gt; no....

[15:00] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; But "needler" is already taken

[15:00] &lt;ShadowboyT&gt; it would take less needles to detonate

[15:00] &lt;Delta-269&gt; just coz it came before, doesnt mean it cant be called Heavy

[15:00] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; Well look at it this way

[15:00] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; we never said it does

[15:00] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; If it's a "heavy" needler, that means there's a lighter version

[15:01] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; But there wasn't in forerunner times

[15:01] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; So it was just a Needler

[15:01] &lt;Delta-269&gt; ONI, actually, what James has just been saying is saying you were

[15:01] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; James: The regular Needler is the light Needler

[15:01] &lt;ShadowboyT&gt; ill be right back guys

[15:01] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; SPARTAN-984: it's not called the light needler, and wasn't around in forerunner times

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[15:01] &lt;Delta-269&gt; JamesRVH, it doesnt mean there is one, there may be one that we just dont know of

[15:01] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; Delta-269: But, we don't know about it

[15:02] &lt;KAC&gt; Woot!!

[15:02] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; So that point is void

[15:02] &lt;KAC&gt; 40 minutes of debating!!!!

[15:02] &lt;KAC&gt; Oh look... Ascension is back with GoW2...

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[15:02] &lt;TheVerve&gt; xD

[15:02] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; Half of "Heavy Needler"'s title isn't justified or factual based

[15:02] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; XD

[15:02] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; "Pulse Beams" is supported by fact and the weapon's ability

[15:03] &lt;Delta-269&gt; if the point of "if it's 'heavy' there must be a 'light needler'" is valid, then the possibility of there being one is too

[15:03] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Sub, kudos

[15:03] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; but we don't know delta

[15:03] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; Delta-269: I didn't say there must be

[15:03] &lt;Delta-269&gt; &lt;JamesRVH&gt; If it's a "heavy" needler, that means there's a lighter version &lt;-- right here you did

[15:03] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; I said that for it to be a heavy needler, the forerunner would have made a lighter one. But there's no evidence of that

[15:04] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; And until evidence of a lighter forerunner needler appears, your point isn't valid

[15:04] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; Neither is the "Heavy" part

[15:04] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; And it certainly an't be called a "Needler", that name is taken

[15:04] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; *can't

[15:05] &lt;Delta-269&gt; "Needler" is onlt taken as a nickname, not an official name

[15:05] &lt;Delta-269&gt; only*

[15:05] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; So that means we can call the enforcer weapon a Needler now?

[15:05] &lt;TheVerve&gt; &lt;.&lt; *scrawls down the fact that there is a debate on Halopedia about Halo*

[15:05] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; Ok Delta answer some questions

[15:06] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; delta: heavy needler is only a nickname

[15:06] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; Is the enforcer weapon a needler?

[15:06] &lt;Delta-269&gt; no, but we could call it the "Enforcer Needler-type weapon" or something along those lines

[15:06] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; Uh huh....but we don't have that article, and we're deciding between two now...

[15:06] &lt;Delta-269&gt; JamesRVH, it is in the fact it shoots projectiles almost identical to the Type-33

[15:06] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; wrong

[15:06] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; different color

[15:07] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; different shape

[15:07] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; they GLOW

[15:07] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; Different abilities

[15:07] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; they DON'T trace

[15:07] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; aka different abilities

[15:07] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; Basically. we're deciding between two articles. One is more justified than the other.

[15:07] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; -__-

[15:08] &lt;Delta-269&gt; the only differences are the tracing and the rate of fire

[15:08] &lt;Delta-269&gt; and colour

[15:08] * SPARTAN-984 looks up (')_(')

[15:08] &lt;TheVerve&gt; I'm gonna wonder how this debate started

[15:08] &lt;Delta-269&gt; but that's the same with the Brute PR

[15:08] &lt;Delta-269&gt; the Type-33's rounds DO glow, they're the same size/shape, and they trace

[15:09] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; no

[15:09] &lt;Delta-269&gt; yes

[15:09] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; they're different size

[15:09] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; they have small sections, chunks and scratches on them

[15:09] &lt;Pyro_4_Profit&gt; maybve

[15:09] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; the Enforcer rounds don't trace

[15:09] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; Enforcer projectiles are slimmer

[15:09] &lt;Delta-269&gt; yes, I've stated that, ONI

[15:09] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; and theyu are pulsating red

[15:10] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; Hmm

[15:10] &lt;Delta-269&gt; and the Type-33's rounds are glowing purple

[15:10] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; Delta, why isn't Pulse beam justified?

[15:10] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; they're pink delta

[15:10] &lt;Pyro_4_Profit&gt; they are blue in Halo 1

[15:10] &lt;Delta-269&gt; JamesRVH, coz it's not a beam, it's actually crystal that are leaving the Enforcer

[15:11] &lt;Delta-269&gt; ONIrecon111, w/e, in Halo CE they're more purple

[15:11] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; Uh, a beam is a parallel set of light or heated sunstance....or just heat

[15:11] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; well thats outdated

[15:11] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; get a 360!

[15:11] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; So it is a beam

[15:11] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; Cos it's parallel....and it's a heated substance

[15:11] &lt;Delta-269&gt; how de we know they're heated? a glow doesnt mean they're heated

[15:12] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; how do we know they arn't heated

[15:12] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; :P

[15:12] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; They are heated, as are Sentinel beams. It's how they destroy flood

[15:12] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; They burn the bodies

[15:12] &lt;Delta-269&gt; where is it stated they are heated?

[15:13] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; Uh, look at halo 3's cutscenes

[15:13] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; They show you that forerunner weaponry is heated

[15:13] &lt;Pyro_4_Profit&gt; where is it shown i nHalo 3's cutscenes

[15:13] &lt;Delta-269&gt; why would I look at something in Halo 3 for a weapon in Halo 2...?

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[15:13] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; They show you that forerunner *weaponry* is heated

[15:13] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; To effectively destroy flood bodies

[15:13] &lt;Delta-269&gt; just coz some weapons are heated, doesnt mean all of them are

[15:14] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; why not delta

[15:14] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; It doesn't say "some forerunner weapons"

[15:14] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; it does, because their ONLY purpose is to stop the flood

[15:14] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; it just says "forerunner weapons"

[15:14] &lt;Delta-269&gt; that's like saying all UNSC weapons are flame-based, or shoot bullets, but that is wrong

[15:14] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; Are you even listening...

[15:14] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; no, its not

[15:14] &lt;Pyro_4_Profit&gt; yes we are

[15:15] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; not you pryo :P

[15:15] &lt;Pyro_4_Profit&gt; you have just erred

[15:15] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; HD: he probably /ignored you :P

[15:15] &lt;Delta-269&gt; yes, ONI, it's completely wrong

[15:15] &lt;Pyro_4_Profit&gt; &gt;.&gt;

[15:15] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; ONIrecon111: XD

[15:15] &lt;Pyro_4_Profit&gt; I'm not Pryo

[15:15] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; pyro

[15:15] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; w/e

[15:15] &lt;Pyro_4_Profit&gt; I am ZZ

[15:15] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; yup, he's ignoring you...

[15:15] &lt;Pyro_4_Profit&gt; using an earlier nick is all

[15:15] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; ONIrecon111: really?

[15:15] &lt;Delta-269&gt; JamesRVH, OK, show me more evidence than 343's laser and Sentinel Beams that show Forerunner weapons are heated

[15:16] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; no

[15:16] &lt;Pyro_4_Profit&gt; um lets see

[15:16] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; he isn't :P

[15:16] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; ONIrecon111: well thanks xD

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[15:16] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; xD

[15:16] &lt;Pyro_4_Profit&gt; they are beams so they kinda have to be heated

[15:16] &lt;TheVerve&gt; 343's killing of Johnson. :P

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[15:16] &lt;Delta-269&gt; no, I'm clearly /ignore ing both of you &gt;_&gt;

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[15:16] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; KAC, its ongoing!

[15:17] &lt;Delta-269&gt; and it doesnt take time to type stuff on a shitty laptop at all, either &gt;_&gt;

[15:17] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; Delta-269: Well they pulsate for starters. Pulsating causes friction....which causes heat

[15:17] &lt;TheVerve&gt; Still!

[15:17] &lt;KAC&gt; 1 hour of debating!!!

[15:17] &lt;TheVerve&gt; Yep.

[15:17] &lt;Ascen&gt; Rawr!

[15:17] &lt;Pyro_4_Profit&gt; lol

[15:17] &lt;KAC&gt; ...

[15:17] &lt;KAC&gt; back to GoW

[15:17] &lt;KAC&gt; ONI: tell me how it ends

[15:17] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; k

[15:17] &lt;Delta-269&gt; JamesRVH, I've played through Sacred Icon and Quarentine Zone many times, and they dont pulsate

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[15:17] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; they DO delta

[15:17] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; Uh, they do

[15:18] &lt;Delta-269&gt; no...

[15:18] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; the glowing is called 'pulsating'

[15:18] &lt;Delta-269&gt; they dont

[15:18] &lt;Ascen&gt; What in the world are you guys talking about!!!!

[15:18] &lt;Delta-269&gt; they faintly glow

[15:18] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; two things that support they pulsate.....

[15:18] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; NUMBER 1!

[15:18] &lt;Pyro_4_Profit&gt; yes in the dictionary pulsating is defined as glowing

[15:18] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; they glow

[15:18] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; NUMBER 2!

[15:18] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; they make a beating sound, which is a form of pulsating

[15:18] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; glowing is pulsating delta

[15:18] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; Listen carefully

[15:18] &lt;Ascen&gt; NUMBER 3!!!

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[15:18] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; NUMBER 3!

[15:19] &lt;Ascen&gt; :P

[15:19] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; NUMBER 25285173851351371538758138173281678153767853779157371!!!!

[15:19] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; shut up 984

[15:19] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; K

[15:19] &lt;TheVerve&gt; Ascen: Well, from what I can tell, is the difference between Pusle Beams... or Heavy needles.

[15:19] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; this is a srs discussion :P

[15:19] &lt;Delta-269&gt; JamesRVH, actually, they sound more like Needlers firing than a beating sound

[15:19] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; SRS BSNSS

[15:19] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; no they don't delta

[15:19] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; needlers pulsate as well

[15:19] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; maybe you need to some new ears

[15:19] &lt;Ascen&gt; You people actually discuz Halo stuff in here?

[15:19] &lt;Ascen&gt; XD

[15:19] &lt;Delta-269&gt; ONIrecon111, yes, they do

[15:19] &lt;Azzt|Dead&gt; Ascen: no

[15:19] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; Needlers pulsate their ammo

[15:19] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Ascen: This is a rare occurance.

[15:20] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; They just don't heat them

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[15:20] &lt;Ascen&gt; Uncommon would be the likely term..

[15:20] &lt;ShadowboyT&gt; back guys

[15:20] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; the pulsating is a sign of heating

[15:20] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; They aren't a singular beam, they are split into projectiles. Therefore not constant. Therefore they are a repetative cycle, therefore puksating

[15:20] &lt;Ascen&gt; Puksating... :D

[15:20] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; blah

[15:20] &lt;Pyro_4_Profit&gt; wow

[15:20] &lt;ShadowboyT&gt; u guys talkin sentinel beams now?

[15:20] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; *pulsating

[15:20] &lt;Pyro_4_Profit&gt; a new word

[15:20] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Mostly we just talk about stuff that's about as related to Halo as the usefulness of a triangular tire.

[15:20] &lt;Ascen&gt; Neologism

[15:21] &lt;Delta-269&gt; ok, James, you just made no sence, you said pulsating means they're heated, and that Needler pulsate, but Needlers arnt heated.

[15:21] &lt;ShadowboyT&gt; i have a great topic actually

[15:21] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; oooh fatal mistake

[15:21] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; I am so quoting this

[15:21] &lt;Pyro_4_Profit&gt; I say we talk about Legos

[15:21] &lt;Ascen&gt; Needlers are heated

[15:21] &lt;Ascen&gt; They are crystals

[15:21] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; No, pulsating can *cause* heating

[15:21] &lt;Pyro_4_Profit&gt; and they explode

[15:21] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; *BUT*

[15:21] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; like I said earlier

[15:21] &lt;Ascen&gt; Crystals go kaboom!

[15:22] &lt;ShadowboyT&gt; in my opinion, a heavy needlers should KINDA be like a missle pod, but handheld

[15:22] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; Needler ammo is already crystalized, so it doesn't cause sufficient friction when it's fired

[15:22] &lt;ShadowboyT&gt; it will lock on, but not to vehciles

[15:22] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; So it doesn't heat

[15:22] &lt;Delta-269&gt; JamesRVH, earlier, you said that pulsating causes friction, and that makes them heated &gt;_&gt;

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[15:23] &lt;Pyro_4_Profit&gt; yes

[15:23] &lt;ShadowboyT&gt; well, they are a bit heated. have u ever looked a a needler closely?

[15:23] &lt;TheVerve&gt; Hi

[15:23] &lt;Pyro_4_Profit&gt; hi

[15:23] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; yeah, but if you read my point earlier, you'd see why Needlers are exempt from that

[15:23] &lt;Ascen&gt; Hello

[15:23] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; hi CR

[15:23] &lt;Ascen&gt; How long have they been debating on this?

[15:23] &lt;Justineac&gt; is he giving a lecture :|

[15:23] &lt;Ascen&gt; Yesh

[15:23] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; Ascen: about an hour...srsly

[15:23] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; No, we're countering what Delta is saying

[15:24] &lt;ShadowboyT&gt; the needles of through a little pink electric current, causing the to heat and lock on

[15:24] &lt;ShadowboyT&gt; *go

[15:24] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; Delta won't shut up even though he's been proven wrong several times

[15:24] &lt;Delta-269&gt; no, if what you're saying is true, Needler HAVE to be heated, coz they pulsate, but you contradicted that by saying Needlers arnt heated

[15:24] &lt;Justineac&gt; meaning... you're giving a lecture, James :P

[15:24] &lt;ShadowboyT&gt; true, needlers do pulsate

[15:24] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; You obviously didn't read what I said earlier.... &gt;_&gt;

[15:24] &lt;Delta-269&gt; ONIrecon111, I have not been proven wrong, I've produced a rebuttle for everything you've said

[15:24] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; no

[15:24] &lt;Delta-269&gt; yes

[15:24] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; Needlers are exempt for a reason, a reason you haven't taken aboard

[15:24] &lt;ShadowboyT&gt; can we go on a new topic?

[15:25] &lt;Delta-269&gt; and what reason is that/

[15:25] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; you've produced the same f**king point

[15:25] &lt;Delta-269&gt; ?*

[15:25] &lt;Ascen&gt; I want to see how this turns out

[15:25] &lt;ShadowboyT&gt; i have a great one

[15:25] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; no rebuttle

[15:25] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; &lt;JamesRVH&gt; Needler ammo is already crystalized, so it doesn't cause sufficient friction when it's fired

[15:25] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; That point

[15:25] &lt;ShadowboyT&gt; let me check something

[15:25] &lt;Pyro_4_Profit&gt; wow is anyone qouting this?

[15:25] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; i will do

[15:25] &lt;Justineac&gt; lolwut

[15:25] &lt;Delta-269&gt; and when the rounds leave the Enforcer, they're crystalized

[15:25] &lt;Ascen&gt; Pyro: Isn;'t it too long?

[15:25] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; after it finishes

[15:26] &lt;Delta-269&gt; they're crystal WHEN THEY LEAVE

[15:26] &lt;ShadowboyT&gt; Needlers use Crystalline Explosive Projectiles

[15:26] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; how do you know that delta, how do you know?

[15:26] &lt;Delta-269&gt; which means they cant be pulse beams

[15:26] &lt;Pyro_4_Profit&gt; Ascen no not really it can be as long as you want it right?

[15:26] &lt;Delta-269&gt; ONIrecon111, I've played through Sacred Icon and QZ a lot

[15:26] * Ascen shrugs

[15:26] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; Delta-269: But not before firing

[15:27] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; i've played it way more times than you though delta

[15:27] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; They crystalize when they heat or cool. It's how crystals are formed

[15:27] &lt;Delta-269&gt; JamesRVH, how do you know that?

[15:27] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; they're my fave levels in halo 2 other than the ones on earth

[15:27] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; Because the beam is split

[15:27] &lt;JamesRVH&gt; into seperate projectiles

Grievous' 300 Joke
[18:12] &lt;AdmiralAckbar&gt; 200 hundred spartans to 200,000 ARCs

[18:12] &lt;AdmiralAckbar&gt; Hmm.

[18:12] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; If it were SPARTANs vs ARCs the ARC guys would win.

[18:12] &lt;AdmiralAckbar&gt; Wait, time to make a 300 joke

[18:12] &lt;Azzt|Undead&gt; howbout GCF vs UNSC fleet?

[18:12] &lt;Azzt|Undead&gt; XD

[18:12] &lt;AdmiralAckbar&gt; 200! SPARTANs are the Spartans, and the ARCs are the persians!

[18:13] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Spartansniper, PM

[18:13] &lt;AdmiralAckbar&gt; w00t

[18:13] &lt;AdmiralAckbar&gt; 200:300 with guns!

[18:13] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; XD

[18:13] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; I haz to quote this

Trolling Around On Club Penguin Wiki (The H:C trailer is fake)
[11:21] &lt;Spartansniper450&gt; http://clubpenguin.wikia.com/wiki/Club_Penguin_Wiki:Law

[11:21] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Club_Penguin

[11:21] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; Can somebody giv- okay that works.

[11:21] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; Tasty lighty thing.

[11:21] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; Yeah actually....it's in their logo.

[11:22] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; ...lolfail

[11:22] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; ANYTHING DISNEY ANYMORE = FAIL.

[11:22] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; Except for maybe their cruises.

[11:23] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Club_Penguin_Map.png

[11:23] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; But I've never been on any of them, probably never will.

[11:23] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; Why does this map remind me of Canada?

[11:23] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; Snow Huts = Yukon/or Alaska.

[11:23] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; Actually drop that.

[11:23] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; It's all messed up.

[11:24] &lt;Delta-269&gt; oh god, one rule says Disney is clean... what fools

[11:24] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Club_Penguin_Member%27s_Player_Card.png

[11:24] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; Oh CT my friend said that he wants to say "He's sorry". (don't listen, it's a trap!{actually he's not smart enough for that, but don't trust him, he's a dick!})

[11:24] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; Who's your friend?

[11:24] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; DMC

[11:25] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; You know Run-DMC?

[11:25] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darryl_McDaniels

[11:25] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; ...

[11:25] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; LOL.

[11:25] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; If you mean Darthmasterchief, then yes.

[11:25] &lt;Spartansniper450&gt; xD

[11:25] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; They had to make a rule for vegetarians!

[11:25] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rundmc_2.jpg

[11:25] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; They didn't say anything about vegans, though!

[11:25] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; Every day is punch a vegan day.

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[11:26] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; Vegans are made of fresh nostril.

[11:26] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; rar FS

[11:26] &lt;FlowingSword&gt; Rar, ONI

[11:26] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; Tasty.

[11:26] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; "If it's on Disney, it's clean." Disney is a big crap-pan in the band business right now.

[11:27] &lt;FlowingSword&gt; And we all know it.

[11:27] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; Sammich.

[11:27] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; I can imagine they want Hannah Montana to be better and bigger than Rock Band 2. *tsk tsk tsk* If that ever happened I'd kill Miley Cyrus

[11:27] &lt;FlowingSword&gt; And it /always/ has been.

[11:27] &lt;Spartansniper450&gt; 984: whats worse theyre making teen bands

[11:27] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; Mm.

[11:27] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Ya know what: I wanna kill Miley Cyrus RIGHT NOW.

[11:27] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; Hannah Montana is leading an evil cult.

[11:28] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; But guys, you know what?

[11:28] &lt;FlowingSword&gt; What, Stig?

[11:28] &lt;Spartansniper450&gt; what

[11:28] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; Disney grows their child stars from test tubes.

[11:28] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; To #fr-wiki a.k.a. Hannah Montana Secret HQ

[11:28] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; They're not real people.

[11:28] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; HAI GUYS! Hannah Montana is cool.

[11:28] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; stfu

[11:28] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; That's the secret nobody wants us to know.

[11:28] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; I hate her.

[11:28] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; She's ugly and a terrible singer.

[11:28] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; -_- I think she's beginning to step into the guitar gaming industry.

[11:28] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; Indeed.

[11:28] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; But yeah.

[11:28] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; Um

[11:28] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; they are all jail bait and drug addicts in training

[11:28] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; xD

[11:28] &lt;Useful_Dave&gt; &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; Hannah Montana is leading an evil cult. &lt;_ I thought you said evil colt, like the weapons company...

[11:28] &lt;FlowingSword&gt; I'm so glad my brother isn't a fanboy...

[11:28] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; Zach Effron?

[11:28] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; HANNAH MONTANA HERO: Slut Tour.

[11:28] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; You know how he changes colours?

[11:29] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; And there are propaganda posters of her everywhere

[11:29] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; xD

[11:29] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; Do yooou?

[11:29] &lt;FlowingSword&gt; He does!

[11:29] &lt;Useful_Dave&gt; HANNAH HEIL!

[11:29] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; Yeah.

[11:29] &lt;FlowingSword&gt; :P

[11:29] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; I love how you said "propoganda posters".

[11:29] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; any male over the age of 14 that loves that stuff is quite obviously a pillow biter

[11:29] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; LOLZ

[11:29] &lt;Delta-269&gt; Hannah Montana sounds liek a dood, Jonas Brothers sound liek chickz

[11:29] &lt;FlowingSword&gt; Nice, Ahax.

[11:29] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; I know, it's weird.

[11:29] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; That's because he has begun the meltdown process early.

[11:29] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Disney sucks ever since Walt died.

[11:29] &lt;Useful_Dave&gt; Pillow biter?

[11:29] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; His head will slowly melt.

[11:29] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; The only good movies so far are WALL-E and Cars.

[11:29] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; And by 2012, he will have none.

[11:29] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; Hannah is doomed to the same fate.

[11:30] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; like a nazi from Raiders of the lost Ark?

[11:30] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; I love Wall-E. &lt;3

[11:30] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; But those are made by Pixar.

[11:30] &lt;Spartansniper450&gt; i was not a fan

[11:30] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; They're the ONLY good thing from Disney.

[11:30] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; Pixar=epic win

[11:30] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; Mm.

[11:30] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; http://www.bungie.net/News/content.aspx?type=topnews&cid=16551

[11:30] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; Ah, I love Indiana Jones(no homo)

[11:30] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; Holy s**t, Halo: Chronicles trailer!

[11:30] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; but if i hear somebody declare pixar is the cutting edge of digital animation I'll fucking kill them

[11:30] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; they aren't

[11:30] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; at all

[11:30] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; LOLWHUT?

[11:30] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; Lol.

[11:30] &lt;Delta-269&gt; WUT

[11:30] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; sweet

[11:30] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; Check it out.

[11:31] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; ...

[11:31] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; I almost want to punch the person who wrote the laws page in the face.

[11:31] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; you lied Tony!

[11:31] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; I don't care if they're Christian.

[11:31] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; Of course I did...

[11:32] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; :[

[11:32] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; I always do.

[11:32] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; But they're constantly putting their opinions all over the page.

[11:32] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; I am Iron Man. I do stuff something something!

[11:32] &lt;Delta-269&gt; bastard

[11:32] &lt;Delta-269&gt; I'm very pissed at you Tony

[11:32] * Ajax_013 scowls at tony!

[11:32] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; You guys still fall for that trick.

[11:32] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; "As Co-Webmaster, I strive to keep this Wiki clean and controversy free,"

[11:32] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; *eats a magical unicorn*

[11:32] &lt;Delta-269&gt; this is the first time I did 6_6

[11:33] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; "We're sorry, but true magic is forbidden in Christianity and other religions as well. If you must know, I hate Harry Potter because it is actually based off of real witchcraft (according to a Christian Magazine I read in my church, not a Chick Tract, but a real magazine, the same applies to the Golden Compass books). I read Book One cover to cover, and will never read another again. In...

[11:33] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; ...fact, I regret ever reading Harry Potter. "

[11:33] &lt;FlowingSword&gt; I'm so glad I don't get half the drama here...

[11:33] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; Contradiction much?

[11:33] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; 'As cow webmaster, i must enforce my left wing fundamentalist christian ideology i get from the adults talking in church'

[11:33] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; xD

[11:33] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; "Zapping shapes out of a wand is not a bad thing, nor is making things grow or shrink." I smell innuendo.

[11:33] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; heh

[11:33] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; LOL.

[11:33] &lt;FlowingSword&gt; Right wing has the Christian Fundamentalists over here, Ajax.

[11:34] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; i prob meant right wing then

[11:34] &lt;FlowingSword&gt; 984: lol

[11:34] &lt;Useful_Dave&gt; They want more babehz

[11:34] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; i get confused with which wing are nazis and which wing are socialists

[11:34] &lt;Useful_Dave&gt; 'cause Babehz = More minds to fill with bible nonsense

[11:34] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; Anyone wanna see something cool?

[11:34] * FlowingSword hits herself in the head to avoid her references of a video

[11:34] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Fine...

[11:35] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; Me too....

[11:35] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; Mm.

[11:35] &lt;Delta-269&gt; we need to preform a mass-desecrationof those rules &gt;:]

[11:35] &lt;Delta-269&gt; desecration of*

[11:35] &lt;FlowingSword&gt; Will we penetrate the rules, too?

[11:35] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; well i was just going to hax his account, which would of been much funner

[11:35] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; ololololol

[11:35] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

[11:35] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; but i r going off now

[11:35] * FlowingSword gets out the skewer

[11:36] &lt;FlowingSword&gt; See ya, Ajax.

[11:36] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; bai

[11:36] &lt;Delta-269&gt; we should c+p some Harry Potter wiki pages to that wiki's pages XD

[11:36] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; Please don't cheesecheesechee.

[11:36] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; xD

[11:36] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; xD

[11:36] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; :)

[11:36] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; Trolling this wikia would be fun.

[11:36] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; And really easy to do.

[11:36] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; Too late.

[11:36] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; It would.

[11:36] &lt;Spartansniper450&gt; argh I still cant log in

[11:36] &lt;FlowingSword&gt; Which Wiki?

[11:36] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; rofl, replace the entire law page with "magic magic magic magic magic magic" repeatedly

[11:36] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; You just add "I LOVE SATAN" throughout an article.

[11:36] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; xD!

[11:36] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Club Penguin Wiki

[11:36] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; Clud Penguins wiki

[11:36] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; I'm going to go play The Last Remnant, a game fundamentalist christians wouldn't like (which is in a category of every single game created, because we all know, the devil made game consoles to pollute the youth)

[11:37] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; LOL.

[11:37] &lt;FlowingSword&gt; Let's do this thing! :P

[11:37] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Troll Club Penguin?

[11:37] &lt;Useful_Dave&gt; I have ze perfect thing

[11:37] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; I'd put that in my signature to a message on their talk page, asking if they like Harry Potter.

[11:37] &lt;FlowingSword&gt; Yes.

[11:37] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Dare I live out the Wikian dream?

[11:37] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; xD!

[11:37] &lt;Useful_Dave&gt; Anyone played HL2?

[11:37] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; MEMEMEMEMEME.

[11:37] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; Never beat it

[11:37] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; ya!!!!!!!!

[11:37] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; But

[11:37] *** Ajax_013 has quit ("oh shit, God is trying to menace me with a wine bottle")

[11:37] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; I love it so far.

[11:37] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; i've done it

[11:37] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; its epic fun

[11:37] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; I'm in City 17.

[11:37] &lt;Useful_Dave&gt; Breens speech on instinct, with religion replacing Instinct

[11:38] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; Awesome.

[11:38] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; 117

[11:38] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; i have episode 1 and 2 for it aswell

[11:38] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; Same.

[11:38] &lt;Useful_Dave&gt; I find it helpful at times like these to remind myself that our true enemy is Religion. Religion was our mother when we were an infant species. Religion coddled us and kept us safe in those hardscrabble years when we hardened our sticks and cooked our first meals above a meagre fire and started at the shadows that leapt upon the cavern's walls.

[11:38] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; The Orange Box, for the win.

[11:38] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; LOL.

[11:38] &lt;Useful_Dave&gt; But inseparable from Religion is its dark twin, Superstition. Religion is inextricably bound to unreasoning impulses, and today we clearly see its true nature. Religion has just become aware of its irrelevance and like a cornered beast, it will not go down without a bloody fight

[11:38] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; i have Teh oranga box

[11:39] &lt;Useful_Dave&gt; Religion would inflict a fatal injury on our species. Religion creates its own oppressors, and bids us rise up against them. Religion tells us that the unknown is a threat, rather than an opportunity. Religion slyly and covertly compels us away from change and progress.

[11:39] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; A box of Orangutans!?

[11:39] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; ...

[11:39] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; Dave, I love you now.

[11:39] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; When do we start?

[11:39] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; If you put that on a page someplace on CP, I will love you even more and you will be my hero forever.

[11:40] &lt;Useful_Dave&gt; I've been meaning to make a poster with it on and put it up somewhere in the Catholic college I go to

[11:40] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; xD stgima

[11:40] &lt;FlowingSword&gt; "Homosexuality and mention of it is forbidden."

[11:40] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; i know

[11:40] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; xD!

[11:40] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; Yeah.

[11:40] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; i'll put it on my userpage there :P

[11:40] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; :{

[11:41] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; My god.

[11:41] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; ONI: "I r superultramegagay?"

[11:41] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; I almost forgot how awesome Halopedians can be.

[11:41] * FlowingSword tries to refrain from deleting the entire laws page and replace it with cheese.

[11:41] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; LOL.

[11:41] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; no 983

[11:41] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; NO.

[11:41] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; REPLACE IT WITH HIS SPEECH.

[11:41] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; 984*

[11:41] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; ...sorry caps.

[11:41] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; I'm excited. : P

[11:41] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; i meant the speech

[11:41] &lt;FlowingSword&gt; Alrighty!

[11:41] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Replace it with HARRY POTTER R COOL... twenty-five times over

[11:41] &lt;Useful_Dave&gt; How much can you C&P before flood?

[11:41] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; I have something to say.

[11:41] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; xD

[11:41] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; Go ahead.

[11:42] &lt;FlowingSword&gt; I has a rant.

[11:42] &lt;FlowingSword&gt; I'll put it up once I'm done writing it.

[11:42] &lt;Spartansniper450&gt; uh oh

[11:42] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; As I type this, I believe I speak for many people when I say we are all the same species.

[11:42] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; "THIS IS CLUB PENGUIN!!!!!"

[11:42] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; "Club Penguin...? This. Is. Stupidity!"

[11:43] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; http://clubpenguin.wikia.com/wiki/User:CommanderTony

[11:43] &lt;Spartansniper450&gt; XD

[11:43] &lt;FlowingSword&gt; Dang it, the page is locked!

[11:43] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; LOL

[11:43] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; Putting someone away from others is unjust. We are all the same species.

[11:43] &lt;Delta-269&gt; XD XD XD

[11:44] &lt;Spartansniper450&gt; and so the wikia wars begin

[11:44] &lt;Delta-269&gt; bets on how long CT's page lasts?

[11:44] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; I'm debating on making my page.

[11:44] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; No one should be set apart, for their race, religion, color, accent, gender, or sexuality. We are all equal.

[11:44] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; "Hi, I'm Stigma. I don't like Jesus Christ."

[11:44] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; "Or his father."

[11:44] &lt;Spartansniper450&gt; first shot fired by CT

[11:45] &lt;Delta-269&gt; HAN SHOT FIRST

[11:45] &lt;Spartansniper450&gt; :D

[11:45] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; GREEDO SHOT NEVER

[11:45] &lt;FlowingSword&gt; No, Delta, no memes!

[11:45] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; xD

[11:45] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; ...

[11:45] &lt;Delta-269&gt; XD

[11:45] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; I wonder what goatse on this site would be like.

[11:45] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; http://clubpenguin.wikia.com/wiki/User:CommanderTony

[11:45] &lt;Spartansniper450&gt; Delta: they just found the Facehugger lab

[11:45] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; Check my talk page on there!

[11:45] &lt;Delta-269&gt; HAN SHOT FIST, I HERD U AWL LIEK MUDKIPZ

[11:45] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; That s**t is funny.

[11:46] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; XD

[11:46] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; XD

[11:46] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; http://clubpenguin.wikia.com/wiki/User:ONI_recon_111

[11:46] &lt;Delta-269&gt; Spartansniper450, Reavers are on the Serenity D:

[11:46] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; LOL.

[11:46] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; OH MY GOD.

[11:46] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; If you are religious, then I am okay with that. If you are gay, I am okay with that as long as you don't hit on me. If you are black, tan, Spanish, French, Canadian, etcetera, you are cool with me.

[11:47] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; "You like Satan? I don't! He is the most evil of all!--Flystar55555 Speak to The Sensei! My work! 16:45, 22 December 2008 (UTC)"

[11:47] &lt;Delta-269&gt; XD

[11:47] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; I f you are a sandwich, YOU ARE OKAY WITH ME!!!!

[11:47] &lt;Delta-269&gt; oh shit--ake mushroom

[11:47] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; If you're ugly, you are okay.

[11:47] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; I think my userpage should be random

[11:48] &lt;Delta-269&gt; Reaver dude attacked the Alliance troops

[11:48] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; I'm making my page now. xD

[11:48] &lt;FlowingSword&gt; First off, the “never insult another user” law. What if a user (such as the one that made these laws) is being an idiot? We, as a user body, have the right to tell someone off when they’re being a complete idiot. If we explain why, it’s CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM. Bet you haven’t heard of that, now have you?

[11:48] &lt;FlowingSword&gt; That's only the second paragraph.

[11:48] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; Mm.

[11:49] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; If you are racist, a bully, a jackass, or just plain mean, YOU SHOULD BE LOCKED UP IN A FRIGGIN' JAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[11:49] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; http://clubpenguin.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:Flystar55555#RE:_SATAN

[11:49] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; You think it should be "Hi, I am SPARTAN-984, and I am a homosexual follower of Satan who treasures the Harry Potter books. I believe Harry Potter is real and I think Club Penguin is the worst game ever."

[11:49] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; LOL.

[11:49] &lt;Useful_Dave&gt; Given you a reply CT

[11:50] &lt;Delta-269&gt; nice sig, CommanderTony

[11:50] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; ;)

[11:50] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; If you are a Hannah Montah cultist, or even Hannah Montana, THEN YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[11:50] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; XD

[11:51] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; I'm chesecheesechee, and I approved this message.

[11:51] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; delta, chapter one is up

[11:51] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; of Deeper we go

[11:51] &lt;Delta-269&gt; linky

[11:51] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; How did you like my speech?

[11:52] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; Well, if we do fight about it, I can block you for infinity, becuase I am an administrator here.--Flystar55555 Speak to The Sensei! My work! 16:51, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

[11:52] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; ROFL...

[11:52] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; LOL.

[11:52] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; ROFFELAWL

[11:52] &lt;Delta-269&gt; XD

[11:52] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; ROTFLAWL

[11:52] &lt;FlowingSword&gt; Still at work.

[11:52] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; This is a worse Admin than I am...and i'm horrible.

[11:53] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; Mm. :P

[11:54] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; You're not horrible.

[11:54] &lt;Delta-269&gt; Reynolds: "Of course, he wont discover until he orders the next round of drinks."

[11:54] &lt;Delta-269&gt; Guy: "Hey!"

[11:54] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; Unlike other people i've met on other sites that are Satanist, i'm considerate and appreciative of other people's religions. Satan's Lil' Minion - December 22nd, 2008.

[11:54] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; LOL.

[11:54] &lt;Delta-269&gt; Retnolds: "Good drinker, that one" *turns around and punches guy in face*

[11:55] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; *Hides under CT's dress.*

[11:55] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; xD!

[11:55] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; CT don't have a dress!

[11:55] &lt;Delta-269&gt; damn, they get in so many barfights in this show

[11:55] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; You're hiding under some showgirl!

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[11:55] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; *face slaps and kicks in the crotch ensue*

[11:55] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; Oh right... He calls it a manskirt.

[11:56] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; I wear a kilt.

[11:56] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Oh.

[11:56] &lt;Useful_Dave&gt; And throw hammers?

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[11:56] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; A magic kilt?

[11:56] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Well, you can't hide inside a kilt. They'd just see your body, and they'd STILL try to kill you

[11:56] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; Are you a pony?

[11:56] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; Yeah, like Mel Gibson in Braveheart.

[11:56] &lt;FlowingSword&gt; Magic kilt?

[11:56] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; CT: Imma post on your User Talk.

[11:57] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; Stupid dog won't stop growling at my cat.

[11:57] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; Yeah it's a gay magic kilt given to me by Dumbledoor at a Magic Rave Party reading Happy Potter in San Francisco.

[11:57] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; I r send: "Satan rules, God sucks. Get over it."

[11:57] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; xD!

[11:57] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; Stupid ear won't stop growling at my pants.

[11:57] * SPARTAN-984 cuts off cheesecheesechee's ear

[11:58] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; Tony, was this BEFORE or AFTER your gay relations with Dumbledore?

[11:58] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; OMG! Does this mean I've gotta paint something?

[11:58] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; Yes, Cheese.

[11:58] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; Before.

[11:58] &lt;unluckynumber11&gt; lol

[11:59] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Hey, do they have an IRC channel?

[11:59] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; CT, are you my left or right nostril?

[11:59] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; http://clubpenguin.wikia.com/wiki/User:CommanderTony

[11:59] &lt;Delta-269&gt; both

[11:59] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; :(

[12:00] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; LOL.

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[12:00] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; I am allergic to CT, and, in turn, my own nostrils.

[12:00] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; I r so quoting this.

[12:01] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; I know that, but also it says that your friends are homosexual. Please follow the Code of Conduct by reading this.-- Flystar55555 Speak to The Sensei! My work! 17:00, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

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[12:01] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; What a knave.

[12:01] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; xD!

[12:01] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; People, take screenshots.

[12:01] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; Wiggle wiggle.

[12:02] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; :{

[12:02] &lt;FlowingSword&gt; Oh, look, I'm at 390 words of pure rant!

[12:02] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; Lol.

[12:03] &lt;FlowingSword&gt; And I haven't even hit the religion part of the article yet!

[12:03] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; Shiny new blarg!

[12:03] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; Rofl, niice.

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[12:03] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; WAIFU!

[12:03] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; &lt;3

[12:03] &lt;Catopia-Dream&gt; waifu omg &lt;3333333333

[12:03] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; Guys this is my wife

[12:04] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; She thinks you guys are totally awesome.

[12:04] &lt;Catopia-Dream&gt; Hey. X333

[12:04] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; But don't get any funny ideas!

[12:04] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; Or I WILL END YOU.

[12:04] &lt;cheesecheesechee&gt; Can I eat your magic kilt?, CT? I'm hungry.

BananaCat's Musical Tastes
[11:31] * BananaCat NP- Korn: Twisted Transistor

[11:32] * Delta-269 om nom- cheez n meat sammich

[11:33] * BananaCat fhsdukfhsdi- dkashdkash: ghghgh

[11:33] * Delta-269 srz- srz faec :|

[11:33] * SPARTAN-984 NP - Nothing by Nothing

[11:33] &lt;BananaCat&gt; I LUV THAT SONG

[11:34] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; XD

Uncyclopedia Argument With TheLedBalloon
TheLedBalloon is a veteran user of Uncyclopedia. During this conversation, TLB said that he had a type writer instead of a keyboard. One four letter two word phrase was all it took to spark an argument. Meanwhile, there's a background conversation about Uncyclopedia's MediaWiki update troubling the site. (MediaWiki is the software Wikipedia and Uncyclopedia runs on.)

[16:20] &lt;TheLedBalloon&gt; ha ha

[16:20] &lt;sannse&gt; which is why I say to look at templates first

[16:20] &lt;sannse&gt; http://ws2.poz.wikia-inc.com/~lukasz/errors/uncyclo.txt

[16:20] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; TheLedBalloon: You just used the capslock!

[16:20] &lt;TheLedBalloon&gt; I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

[16:20] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; [16:20] &lt;TheLedBalloon&gt; ha ha

[16:20] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; :)

[16:20] &lt;TheLedBalloon&gt; MY SCREEN SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT

[16:21] &lt;TheLedBalloon&gt; I THINK YOURS IS BROKEN

[16:21] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; [16:20] &lt;TheLedBalloon&gt; ha ha The quote doesn't lie.

[16:21] &lt;TheLedBalloon&gt; YEAH, YOURS MUST BE BROKEN

[16:21] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Quotes NEVER lie.

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[16:21] *** cmonexaway is now known as cmonex

[16:21] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; TheLedBalloon: [16:20] &lt;TheLedBalloon&gt; ha ha This proves you have a capslock on your typewriter keyboard. Don't like it, then throw out your typewriter and buy a PROPER KEYBOARD like us.

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[16:22] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Or a LAPTOP, it has a built-in keyboard. Kthxbai

[16:22] &lt;ColinAllyourbase&gt; I swear, as soon as I get my new laptop Chrome is going onto it.

[16:22] &lt;TheLedBalloon&gt; I DON'T UNDERSTAND

[16:22] &lt;TheLedBalloon&gt; KEYBAORDS ARE WHAT PIANOS HAVE, RIGHT?

[16:22] &lt;TheLedBalloon&gt; KEYBOARDS, SORRY

[16:24] &lt;diMario&gt; ColinAllyourbase: beware of chrome. It is controlled by Google.

[16:24] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; No, that's a key-board.

[16:24] &lt;TheLedBalloon&gt; YOU'RE A KEY-BOARD

[16:24] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Keyboards are made for the computer. They have more functions

[16:24] &lt;MrN9k&gt; sannse: I have loaded a few of them now, and they all appear to be this "class="mw-redirec" thing. Are they all like that?

[16:24] &lt;TheLedBalloon&gt; NUH UH THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE

[16:25] &lt;sannse&gt; MrN9k: I've just seen the same... intesting... possibly we can run another filter on them then

[16:25] &lt;diMario&gt; sannse: you here? I thought you resigned?

[16:25] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; LOOK JUST THROW OUT YOUR F*CKING TYPEWRITER, GO TO FUTURE SHOP, AND ASK WHAT A "KEYBOARD" IS, WHERE TO FIND IT, WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, AND HOW TO USE IT!

[16:25] &lt;sannse&gt; diMario: I reasigned as channel op... not from participating here (or from anything on the wiki)

[16:25] &lt;diMario&gt; Okay

[16:25] &lt;MrN9k&gt; looks like something which could be done by directly editing the database...

[16:25] &lt;TheLedBalloon&gt; dude, SPARTAN-984, why are you shouting in the chatroom?

[16:26] &lt;diMario&gt; Welcome back at the pedestrian level, then

[16:26] &lt;TheLedBalloon&gt; it's kinda annoying, man

[16:26] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; That way, you'll evolve. Think of it, Everyone on Wikipedia has a keyboard. You don't. By upgrading to a keyboard, you'll be on Wikipedia's level.

[16:26] &lt;TheLedBalloon&gt; can you stop please?

[16:26] &lt;TheLedBalloon&gt; thanks

[16:26] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; TheLedBalloon: You just used the capslock!

[16:26] &lt;TheLedBalloon&gt; no, I'm using all lowercase right now...

[16:26] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; oh...

[16:26] &lt;ColinAllyourbase&gt; SPARTAN-984: Even your name has excessive caps.

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[16:26] &lt;MrN9k&gt; The page is STILL loading!!!!

[16:26] &lt;TheLedBalloon&gt; are you alright, man?

[16:26] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Colin: You see SPARTAN-117, his name is capsed.

[16:26] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; No difference anywhere else

[16:27] &lt;ColinAllyourbase&gt; MrN9k: It crashed IE7.

[16:27] &lt;diMario&gt; CAPSLOCK - The most deadly weapon of mass destruction in the intarwebs.

It is inevitable, Mr. Anderson.
[19:35] * Simonrjh|afk tackles Ghost_sangheili then steals his stuff

[19:36] * Ghost_sangheili attacks Simonrjh|afk with many large pointy things

[19:36] &lt;Easter-984&gt; It is revealed that one of GS' items was a live frag grenade.

[19:36] &lt;Easter-984&gt; GS: Said large pointy things drop into the ground and shred your feet

[19:37] &lt;Ghost_sangheili&gt; A grenade is neither large nor pointy

[19:37] &lt;Easter-984&gt; GS: Well, you had a live frag grenade in your pocket

[19:38] &lt;Easter-984&gt; Simon stole your stuff, including said live grenade

[19:38] &lt;Easter-984&gt; He explodes.

[19:38] &lt;Simonrjh|afk&gt; no, the grenade explodes

[19:38] &lt;Ghost_sangheili&gt; There is no grenade -.-

[19:38] &lt;Easter-984&gt; That is right, Mr. Anderson...

[19:38] &lt;Ghost_sangheili&gt; XD

[19:38] &lt;unluckybunny11&gt; oh god

[19:39] &lt;Easter-984&gt; Yeah

[19:39] &lt;Ghost_sangheili&gt; "We are getting aggravated." "Indeed we are."

[19:39] &lt;unluckybunny11&gt; "It is inevitable"

Frunner Gets Semi-Owned
The images are fake. It's like another user I saw, to symbolize the ownage.

[10:54] &lt;Frunner&gt; I did this thing once....

[10:54] &lt;Frunner&gt; where I coppied "lol"...and kept pasting it

[10:54] &lt;Frunner&gt; when I entered it

[10:54] &lt;Frunner&gt; I got logged out

[10:54] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; o_O

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[10:55] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; FAIL

[10:55] &lt;Syd_Barrett&gt; XD

[10:55] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; he tried to flood my PM with what he did

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[10:56] &lt;Frunner&gt; lol...I lost connection from spamming ONI

[10:56] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; epich fail

[10:56] &lt;Frunner&gt; with about 5000 Lols

[10:56] &lt;Frunner&gt; that was my plan, remember?

[10:56] &lt;Frunner&gt; [15:54]&lt;Frunner&gt;where I coppied "lol"...and kept pasting it

[10:56] &lt;Frunner&gt; [15:54]&lt;Frunner&gt;when I entered it

[10:56] &lt;Frunner&gt; [15:54]&lt;Frunner&gt;I got logged out

[10:57] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; The Freenode crowbarred him.

[10:57] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; he recieved a crowbar to the face

[10:57] &lt;Ghost_sangheili&gt; LOL

[10:57] &lt;Syd_Barrett&gt; Subtank: What is the reason for Removing Walkthroughs from the level pages?

[10:57] &lt;Frunner&gt; ONI...wanna do it again?

[10:57] &lt;ONIrecon111&gt; and on it were the words "aplly directly to the forhead"

[10:57] &lt;Frunner&gt; ......

[10:57] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Crowbar: Apply directly to the forehead

[10:57] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Crowbar: Apply directly to the forehead

[10:58] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Crowbar: Available from Gordon Freeman. Call 1-800-CROWBAR.

[10:58] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Double Kill

[10:58] &lt;Syd_Barrett&gt; &lt;_&lt;

[10:58] &lt;Subtank&gt; Syd: These walkthroughs makes level pages messy.

[10:59] &lt;Syd_Barrett&gt; Okay.

[10:59] &lt;Subtank&gt; And disorganised.

[10:59] &lt;Subtank&gt; Oh.. and also makes it look bad.

[10:59] * Syd_Barrett loves Writing News Articles

[10:59] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Frunner: Flood me in PM

[10:59] Now ignoring Frunner

[11:00] *** Frunner has quit (Excess Flood)

[11:00] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; /unignore Frunner

[11:00] *** ONIrecon111 has quit

[11:00] Not ignoring Frunner anymore

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[11:00] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; XD

[11:00] &lt;Frunner&gt; *phail*

[11:00] &lt;Syd_Barrett&gt; XD

[11:01] &lt;Frunner&gt; [16:00]&lt;Frunner&gt;I closed the window just in time

[11:01] &lt;Frunner&gt; [16:00][ERROR]Closing Link: 92.12.6.59 (Excess Flood)

Shortly afterwards... *cool-ass time travel effect which is redundant because it's only a min or two ahead...* I link it.

[11:05] * SPARTAN-984 takes cover behind a Riot Shield

[11:07] &lt;Frunner&gt; that's not really ownage if I knowingly did it to face the consequences

[11:07] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Ehh. The funny part was I ignored you before you spammed me.

[11:07] &lt;Frunner&gt; had you told me to /part and I didn't know what it meant....that would be ownage if I did it

[11:07] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Maybe next time buddy.

[11:07] &lt;Frunner&gt; I was expecting that

[11:08] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; I'll add that and change it to "Frunner Gets Semi-Owned"

And I did. I still think it was ownage and Frunner was referencing when #halopedia had fun with BananaCat's gullibility.

The Legacy of ODSTSuperSpartan
[18:23] *** OSTDSuperSpartan has joined #halopedia [18:23] &lt;Golf_Sierra&gt; ashley: EPIC LULZ [18:23] &lt;ashley&gt; i noes rite [18:24] *** OSTDSuperSpartan is now known as OTSDSuperSpartan [18:25] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; Your doing it wrong. [18:25] &lt;T-984&gt; It's ODST, not OSTD [18:25] &lt;T-984&gt; Super Spartan? Bah. [18:26] &lt;T-984&gt; Ajax_013, we require a small force of ten billion Necors [18:26] &lt;T-984&gt; *Necros [18:26] &lt;OTSDSuperSpartan&gt; Hey. I'd liek to be mad e admin cause i was a beta tester for halo3 [18:26] &lt;Golf_Sierra&gt; thats nice [18:26] *** OTSDSuperSpartan is now known as ODSTSuperSpartan [18:26] &lt;T-984&gt; ODSTSuperSpartan: Erm. [18:26] &lt;T-984&gt; Yeah. [18:26] &lt;Golf_Sierra&gt; T-984: LET ME HANDLE [18:26] &lt;ODSTSuperSpartan&gt; Its true. [18:26] &lt;Golf_Sierra&gt; ?:| [18:26] &lt;T-984&gt; I'm no admin, but I don't think that you'll be an admin just because you were an H3 beta tester [18:27] &lt;Golf_Sierra&gt; T-984: no no no he can [18:27] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; I'd like to make anal bum love to your mother because i just saw you join, but i'm not getting it [18:27] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; ODSTSuperSpartan, yeah sure, i'll get right on that. [18:27] * ashley Ajax_013 [18:27] &lt;T-984&gt; ODST: Wait, I actually was reading the rules wrong [18:27] &lt;ODSTSuperSpartan&gt; and if u dont make me an admin I'll ban yo all from halo forever [18:27] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; ashley [18:27] &lt;ashley&gt; rar [18:27] &lt;Golf_Sierra&gt; ODSTSuperSpartan: hold on we'll get to work on this [18:28] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; HAHA, this guy is adorable. [18:28] &lt;Golf_Sierra&gt; but first you must pass our super serious admin quiz

[18:28] &lt;Golf_Sierra&gt; What does ODST stand for [18:28] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; and if you ban me from halo, I'll give you a new little brother [18:28] &lt;T-984&gt; Look at the cutey making threats! [18:28] &lt;ODSTSuperSpartan&gt; Fuck you Im not a fucking cutey, dips [18:28] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; i bet he's got one of those master chief outfits for 8n year olds and is wearing it right now [18:28] &lt;T-984&gt; Ajax: lol, even better [18:28] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; So your ugly? [18:28] &lt;Golf_Sierra&gt; ODSTSuperSpartan: hey dont fucking curse [18:28] &lt;T-984&gt; he's prob'ly dressed as Batman [18:28] &lt;S-118&gt; Yeah! [18:28] &lt;ODSTSuperSpartan&gt; fuck you. [18:28] &lt;ashley&gt; no u [18:28] &lt;Golf_Sierra&gt; you want to fuck me? [18:28] &lt;T-984&gt; ooh, strike twosors [18:29] &lt;ODSTSuperSpartan&gt; make me a fucking admin [18:29] &lt;T-984&gt; EW [18:29] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; no, i'd much rather fuck your mum [18:29] &lt;Golf_Sierra&gt; you like fucking men [18:29] &lt;Golf_Sierra&gt; we dont have gay admins [18:29] &lt;Golf_Sierra&gt; you sick fuck [18:29] &lt;S-118&gt; Strike 3, Ban [18:29] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; ODSTSuperSpartan, i'll make you an admin in bed. [18:29] &lt;Golf_Sierra&gt; and dont fucking swear [18:29] *** Glaug-Eldare is now known as ODSTSuperSaiyan [18:29] &lt;ODSTSuperSaiyan&gt; kamnehamahea [18:29] &lt;Killjax&gt; Woah, I'm missing the fun part, what happened? [18:29] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; ODSTSUPERSPECIAL [18:29] *** CommanderTony is now known as ODSTSuperCutie [18:29] &lt;T-984&gt; SPIIIIIIIRITTTTTTBAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL [18:29] &lt;Golf_Sierra&gt; XD

[18:29] &lt;S-118&gt; lol [18:29] *** Golf_Sierra is now known as ODSTSuperRetarde [18:29] &lt;ODSTSuperSpartan&gt; You guys are all ass holes [18:29] *** T-984 is now known as ODSTSuperStoopid [18:29] &lt;ashley&gt; no u [18:29] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; we aren't assholes [18:29] *** S-118 is now known as ODSTSuperPOWAH [18:29] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; ODSTSuperSpartan: If you want admin just press ALT+F4 [18:29] *** Neimi_The_Nomad has joined #halopedia [18:30] &lt;ODSTSuperPOWAH&gt; ! [18:30] &lt;ODSTSuperSpartan&gt; STOP IT YOU BITTCES [18:30] &lt;ODSTSuperSaiyan&gt; ODSTSuperSpartan you're a silly billy [18:30] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; no, a asshole is what i screwed your mum in last night [18:30] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; YOUR A BITCH [18:30] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; DONT FUCKING CURSE [18:30] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; YEAH, YOU ASSCLOWN [18:30] &lt;ODSTSuperSpartan&gt; FUCK YOU ASSHHOLES [18:30] &lt;ashley&gt; cursing is fucking srz biz [18:30] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; WHY DO YOU WANT TO FUCK MEN [18:30] &lt;ODSTSuperCutie&gt; ODSTSuperSpartan, you can give yourself admin rights by going: /part +admin [18:30] *** Nicmavr_ has joined #halopedia [18:30] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; YOU WANNA FUCK OUR ASSHOLES, NASTEH [18:30] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; ODSTSuperSpartan: I haz your Fail-O-Meter rating [18:30] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; actually [18:30] &lt;ashley&gt; but real men & women use strtoupper for caps :&gt; [18:30] &lt;ODSTSuperSpartan&gt; FUCCK YOU [18:30] &lt;Ajax_013&gt; lets be series gentlemen [18:30] *** Ajax_013 is now known as Super_Admin [18:30] &lt;ODSTSuperSaiyan&gt; you don't run up in some chan and be all 'i want to be an admin because of something i can't verify that has nothing to do with your site' if you can't even spell it correctly [18:30] &lt;ashley&gt; lol Ajax

[18:30] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; ODSTSuperSpartan: you wanna fuck me? Thats what you want [18:31] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; I'll give you admin powers that you deserve right now [18:31] *** ODSTSuperPOWAH is now known as S-118 [18:31] *** Nicmavr__ has joined #halopedia [18:31] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; ODSTSuperSpartan: You cant make up some other comeback besides fuck you [18:31] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; your autastic [18:31] *** ODSTSuperSaiyan is now known as Glaug-Eldare [18:31] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; you have no friends [18:31] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; you are unloved [18:31] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; ODSTSuperSpartan: I has your fail-o-meter rating [18:31] &lt;Killjax&gt; Woe/ [18:31] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; and you never will be [18:31] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; you will die alone [18:31] &lt;Killjax&gt; XD [18:31] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; and nobody will love you [18:31] &lt;ODSTSuperSpartan&gt; YOU GUYS ALL SUCK [18:31] &lt;ashley&gt; no u [18:31] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; MY GOD YOUR COMEBACKS SUCK [18:31] *** ChanServ sets mode +o on Super_Admin [18:31] * ODSTSuperStoopid holds up his Fail-O-Meter to ODSTSuperSpartan, which promptly a splodes [18:31] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; open up and get some admin powahs [18:31] &lt;S-118&gt; ODSTSuperSpartan: Your mom is on Ebay...what a great deal! She's paying me to do here! [18:31] *** ChanServ sets mode +o on ODSTSuperCutie [18:31] *** ODSTSuperCutie sets mode -o on Super_Admin [18:31] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; NUUUU [18:31] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; ODSTSuperSpartan: you speak but all i hear is the sound of dick sucking [18:32] *** ODSTSuperCutie is now known as CommanderTony [18:32] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; I WAS GOING T O GIVE HIM OP POWERS [18:32] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; lolshenanigans [18:32] &lt;Glaug-Eldare&gt; i don't know about the rest of them ODSTSuperSpartan but i do hun ;)

[18:32] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; i don't think ODSTSuperSpartan is a man either [18:32] &lt;Glaug-Eldare&gt; ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) [18:32] &lt;ODSTSuperSpartan&gt; SCREW YO GUYS [18:32] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; OH [18:32] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; *you [18:32] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; YO GUS [18:32] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; you want to screw all us guys? [18:32] &lt;Glaug-Eldare&gt; lmao yo gus [18:32] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; SO NAO UR A GANGSTER HUH [18:32] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; EWWWWW [18:32] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; 'HEY YOU GUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS' [18:32] &lt;ODSTSuperSpartan&gt; IM MORE MANLY THEN YOU [18:32] &lt;S-118&gt; SCREW YOUR MOM, SUPERSPARTAN! [18:32] &lt;Glaug-Eldare&gt; RUTH [18:32] &lt;Glaug-Eldare&gt; RUTH [18:32] &lt;Glaug-Eldare&gt; BABY RUTH [18:32] &lt;S-118&gt; Ohwait, you do that anyway [18:32] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; ODSTSuperSpartan: HOW ARE YOU MORE MANLY IF YOUR PENIS IS THE SIZE OF AN ANT [18:33] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; ODSTSuperSpartan, be sure to say that when your balls drop [18:33] &lt;Glaug-Eldare&gt; ODSTSuperSpartan why are you still here [18:33] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; SuperSpartan: Your manliness is equal to the beauty of goatse [18:33] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; XD [18:33] &lt;Glaug-Eldare&gt; hey don't insult the goathole [18:33] &lt;ashley&gt; well [18:33] &lt;Glaug-Eldare&gt; the goathole is a thing of beauty forever [18:33] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; Glaug: Not insulting it, just using it for funnehness [18:33] &lt;ODSTSuperSpartan&gt; FUCK YOU [18:33] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; NO U [18:33] &lt;ashley&gt; dave2 prolly thinks that goatse is beautiful :)

[18:33] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; OH MY GOD [18:33] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; ODSTSuperSpartan: Mentlegen [18:33] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; ODSTSuperSpartan: Is that all you say? fuck you? What grade are you in? Pre-school? [18:33] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; OMG [18:33] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; I KNOW WHO IT IS [18:33] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; ITS SARAH PALIN'S SON [18:33] &lt;S-118&gt; ODSTSuperSpartan: You is a Slut...as is your mom...wait, be a happy couple! [18:34] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; NO [18:34] &lt;ODSTSuperSpartan&gt; SHUTT UP ASSHOLES [18:34] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; ITS SARAH PALINS DAUGHTERS UNBORN SON [18:34] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; 'I CAN SEE RUSSIA FROM MY HOUSE, I KNOW ABOUT FORIEGN RELATIONS' [18:34] &lt;ashley&gt; lmfao [18:34] *** CommanderTony sets mode +b on [mailto:*!*@71.183.59.208 *!*@71.183.59.208] [18:34] &lt;ODSTSuperSpartan&gt; SCREW YOU [18:34] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; ODSTSuperSpartan: DONT FUCKING USE SO MANY CAPS [18:34] &lt;S-118&gt; ODSTSuperSpartan: How about making up, your Sluttieness? [18:34] &lt;Glaug-Eldare&gt; Super_Admin you know who said that, right? [18:34] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; 'I PLAY HALO, MKAE ME A ADMIN OR I'LL FUCKING SHOOT YOU FROM MOMMY'S HELICOPTER' [18:34] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; ODSTSuperSpartan: This link is the coolest link ever [18:34] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; *Link to Rickroll video has been banned* [18:34] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; CommanderTony: D: [18:34] &lt;ODSTSuperSpartan&gt; DONT BAN ME YOU BITCH [18:34] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; He's a JROTC [18:34] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; ODSTSuperSpartan: BAN ME BITCH [18:34] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; Be lucky you're getting banned [18:34] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; FUCKING BRING IT ON [18:34] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; Actually Ajax, would you do the honors? [18:34] &lt;S-118&gt; ODSTSuperSpartan: N00b, you ain't Admin! [18:34] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; yes plz [18:34] *** CommanderTony sets mode +o on Super_Admin

[18:34] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; Ajax, go for the crit! [18:34] *** CommanderTony sets mode -o on CommanderTony [18:35] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; GO FOR THE CRIT! [18:35] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; I WANNA DO THE HONORS [18:35] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; Your bans are awesome. [18:35] &lt;S-118&gt; ODSTSuperSpartan: Kill the n00b! [18:35] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; THIS WAS MY IDEA [18:35] &lt;ODSTSuperSpartan&gt; ILL BAN U ALL FROM HALO [18:35] *** ChanServ sets mode +o on Super_Admin [18:35] * ODSTSuperStoopid looks at ODSTSuperSpartan [18:35] * ODSTSuperStoopid looks at Ajax [18:35] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; KILL THE IDIOT WITH FIRE! [18:35] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; ODSTSuperSpartan: DO IT BITCH [18:35] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; hold on a minute ODSTSuperSpartan [18:35] &lt;S-118&gt; Bye arse-wipe [18:35] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; *mortal kombat voice* Ajax: FINISH HIM [18:35] &lt;Glaug-Eldare&gt; Super_Admin do you know who said she could see russia from her house? [18:35] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; I'm going to give you admin powers [18:35] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; ODSTSuperSpartan: ONCE YOU ARE DONE SUCKING ON GOAT PENISIS [18:35] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; this won't hurt a bit [18:35] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; WHICH WILL BE A WHILE [18:35] *** charitwo has left #halopedia [18:35] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; CUZ U LIKE IT [18:35] *** Super_Admin sets mode +b on [mailto:*!*@*.wikia.com/x-2fa965fc83b48828 *!*@*.wikia.com/x-2fa965fc83b48828] [18:35] *** Nicmavr|Away has quit (Read error: 60 (Operation timed out)) [18:35] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; failban [18:35] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; AJAX WINS. [18:35] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; you do realize [18:35] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; who cares [18:35] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; FATALITY!

[18:36] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; Super_Admin: now kick wif a good kick message [18:36] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; nah [18:36] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; we can just sit here and mock [18:36] &lt;S-118&gt; "Your stupidity is under-rater" [18:36] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; lawl [18:36] &lt;S-118&gt; *rated [18:36] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; my approach to that would have been better [18:36] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; S-118: I pointed my Fail-o-meter at ODSTSuperSpartan [18:36] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; if it werent for you guys [18:36] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; and it exploded in my hands [18:36] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; I'd get him to rage quit [18:36] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; &lt;ODSTSuperSpartan&gt; FUCKK YOU BITTCH [18:36] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; &lt;Super_Admin&gt; sorry, I don't do gay relationships with minors [18:36] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; LAWL [18:36] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; oh pm [18:36] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; you know what [18:36] &lt;Glaug-Eldare&gt; how about with adults :D [18:36] *** Nicmavr_ has quit (Read error: 60 (Operation timed out)) [18:37] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; who here can do redirect bans? [18:37] &lt;ashley&gt; me [18:37] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; Ajax is a male version of a Cougar. Also known as a "child molester". [18:37] &lt;ashley&gt; whatcha need? [18:37] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; Super_Admin: I can [18:37] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; ODST: Who do you fuck, children or gay people? Or gay children? [18:37] &lt;Glaug-Eldare&gt; redirect bans are kinda lame tho [18:37] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; dude, if I am ever allowed to quote this, I'll have to censor this SOO much it'll look like the FCC just censored porn [18:37] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; &lt;ODSTSuperSpartan&gt; IM A BRIGADEIR [18:37] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; &lt;Super_Admin&gt; And? [18:37] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; &lt;ODSTSuperSpartan&gt; ILL KILL YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN [18:37] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; &lt;Super_Admin&gt; Unfortunately for you

[18:37] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; &lt;Super_Admin&gt; while you were wasting your life getting a imaginary rank [18:37] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; &lt;Super_Admin&gt; i joined the military, become a corporal and got a gun [18:38] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; &lt;Super_Admin&gt; so i can really shoot you [18:38] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; &lt;Super_Admin&gt; unfortunately for you, bunny hopping and BR combos don't work in real life [18:38] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; Super_Admin: Only a matter of time until they do though [18:38] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; HAHAHAHAHA [18:38] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; LOLZ [18:38] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; anyway [18:38] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; I think SuperSpartan is TroyB [18:38] &lt;Glaug-Eldare&gt; wtf kind of 'brigadeir' is he [18:38] *** Super_Admin sets mode +o on ODSTSuperRetarde [18:38] *** ChanServ sets mode -o on ODSTSuperRetarde [18:38] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; that, or some nooblet [18:38] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; BAH?! [18:38] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; TroyB was such a cvnt. [18:38] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; Yes, BAH [18:39] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; type out a redirect ban for me plz [18:39] &lt;Glaug-Eldare&gt; that's not a nice word tony [18:39] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; CommanderTony: Recently he came in the channel and spammed goatse links [18:39] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; Glaug, meh. [18:39] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; I'm not sure you were there for it [18:39] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; actually [18:39] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; Apparently not. [18:39] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; PM it to me [18:39] &lt;S-118&gt; &lt;ODSTSuperSpartan&gt; SCREW YOU [18:39] &lt;S-118&gt; &lt;S-118&gt; Um, I'm sorry, I dispise gays like you. =) [18:39] &lt;S-118&gt; &lt;ODSTSuperSpartan&gt; IM NOT GAY [18:39] &lt;S-118&gt; &lt;S-118&gt; Screw you gives it away. Its okay, I dislike you moreso now. [18:39] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; PM me too, while you're at it, SuperSpartan [18:39] *** ODSTSuperSpartan has quit (Client Quit)

[18:39] &lt;Glaug-Eldare&gt; fuzzy mama's here to save the day [18:39] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; lol, he broke [18:39] &lt;S-118&gt; lol! [18:39] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; aw [18:39] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; this was so fvcking awesome [18:39] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; i wanted to redirect him =[ [18:39] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; and freaking funny [18:39] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; somebody [18:39] &lt;S-118&gt; I know [18:39] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; please [18:40] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; log this [18:40] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; Super_Admin: with *Same link as Rickroll link from before*, i already did [18:40] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; it's a link to a rickroll video [18:40] &lt;Glaug-Eldare&gt; i log everything ever [18:40] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; http://failblog.org/2009/07/13/omg-u-fail-so-hard/ check here for the reason it was made [18:41] *** ChanServ sets mode +o on ashley [18:41] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; hmm? [18:41] *** ashley sets mode -b on [mailto:*!*@*.wikia.com/x-2fa965fc83b48828 *!*@*.wikia.com/x-2fa965fc83b48828] [18:41] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt;*Link to sourmath censored too

[18:41] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt;this is the adminship form [18:41] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; XD [18:41] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; YOU ACTUALLY DID IT [18:41] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; CommanderTony, I think he was bad enough for a sourmath link [18:41] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; Indeed. [18:41] &lt;ODSTSuperRetarde&gt; who me [18:41] *** ashley sets mode +b on [mailto:*!*47b73bd0@gateway/*!##rickroll *!*47b73bd0@gateway/*!##rickroll]

[18:41] *** ODSTSuperRetarde is now known as Golf_Sierra [18:41] &lt;Super_Admin&gt; YAY [18:41] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; Hell, link him to a goatse .GIF YTMND [18:42] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; everyone to ##rickroll [18:42] *** ashley sets mode +b on *!*pool-71-*@* [18:42] &lt;ashley&gt; hm [18:42] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; so we can see if he actually attempts to join [18:42] *** Killjax has quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) [18:42] *** ashley sets mode +b on [mailto:*!*@pool-71-183-59-208.nycmny.fios.verizon.net *!*@pool-71-183-59-208.nycmny.fios.verizon.net] [18:42] &lt;S-118&gt; http://failblog.org/2008/06/14/gummy-fail-dirty-mind-win/ [18:42] [ODSTSuperStoopid PING reply] : 0.265 seconds [18:42] *** ashley sets mode -b on *!*pool-71-*@* [18:42] &lt;S-118&gt; lol! [18:42] &lt;Golf_Sierra&gt; oh hey [18:42] &lt;Golf_Sierra&gt; bitch rage quit [18:42] &lt;Golf_Sierra&gt; oh well [18:42] &lt;Golf_Sierra&gt; What a loser [18:42] &lt;Golf_Sierra&gt; XD [18:42] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; WTF doesn't NS work? [18:43] &lt;Golf_Sierra&gt; &lt;OTSDSuperSpartan&gt;Hey. I'd liek to be mad e admin cause i was a beta tester for halo3 [18:43] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; fail [18:43] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; fail [18:43] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; f*ka-boom* [18:43] &lt;CommanderTony&gt; Somebody has to quote that ;). [18:43] &lt;Golf_Sierra&gt; I am [18:43] &lt;ODSTSuperStoopid&gt; CT: On it [18:43] &lt;Golf_Sierra&gt; all of us quote it [18:43] &lt;Golf_Sierra&gt; but not the entire convo [18:43] &lt;Golf_Sierra&gt; we broke EVERY SINGLE RULE

And I did quote it.

Shenanigans Episode II: Attack of the Randomness
It all started innocently enough...

[15:58] -tomaw- [Global Notice] Hi all, one of our sponsors is having connectivity problems resulting in a loss of services (ChanServ, NickServ etc). Please keep with us while we investigate. Thanks. [15:58] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Modern Warfare 2 will kick the ass of any game before it [15:59] &lt;Bobsleigh_Team&gt; they already kicked its ass just with the special edition [15:59] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; crap [15:59] &lt;Dinokan&gt; [Global Notice] Hi all, one of our sponsors is having connectivity problems resulting in a loss of services (ChanServ, NickServ etc). Please keep with us while we investigate. Thanks. [15:59] &lt;Kouger&gt; what happened to NickServ!! [15:59] &lt;Nicmavr&gt; Damn [15:59] *** Kouger is now known as Kougerz [15:59] &lt;Kougerz&gt; oh ok [15:59] &lt;Bobsleigh_Team&gt; a controller with some cool pictures on it...or NVG's, COD1 for console, and a shitload of bonus content? [15:59] *** Kougerz is now known as Kouger [15:59] &lt;TheRandomElite&gt; NICJSERV?! [15:59] &lt;Dinokan&gt; WE'RE DOOOOOOM [15:59] &lt;Dinokan&gt; ED [15:59] &lt;Kouger&gt; hmm [15:59] &lt;Nicmavr&gt; So, no chanserv, no NickServ, no nick changing, no ops :( [15:59] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [15:59] &lt;Dinokan&gt; wait...that means we can use other peoples nicks [15:59] &lt;Nicmavr&gt; Oh God no [15:59] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; AJAX, YOU MUST HELP US [15:59] &lt;Kouger&gt; ... [15:59] *** Kouger is now known as Frogasdsd [15:59] &lt;TheRandomElite&gt; He's actually gone?!?!?!?!?! [15:59] &lt;Dinokan&gt; and they can't ghost us back [15:59] &lt;Frogasdsd&gt; did my name change? [15:59] &lt;Nicmavr&gt; Ajax can't do anything either [15:59] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; lol [15:59] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Frogasdsd: YES [15:59] *** Dinokan is now known as IRSUPAKWL

[15:59] &lt;TheRandomElite&gt; How is this possible?!!!?!?!?!?! [16:00] &lt;Frogasdsd&gt; HA [16:00] *** Frogasdsd is now known as Kouger [16:00] *** SPARTAN-984 is now known as LOLOLOL [16:00] &lt;Nicmavr&gt; omg [16:00] &lt;Kouger&gt; TheRandomElite: Shut up [16:00] *** Azzt|Undead has joined #halopedia [16:00] &lt;TheRandomElite&gt; meanie [16:00] &lt;Kouger&gt; Yeah. [16:00] &lt;Bobsleigh_Team&gt; rar azzt [16:00] &lt;Nicmavr&gt; Chaos... [16:00] &lt;TheRandomElite&gt; Kouger is mean to kids! [16:00] * LOLOLOL kicks TRE in face [16:00] * Kouger hates children. [16:00] *** LOLOLOL is now known as ZOMFGZ [16:00] * Kouger is glad to be a teenager. [16:00] * TheRandomElite gets kicked in the face [16:00] &lt;Nicmavr&gt; TRE: He r alwatz lyk that [16:00] &lt;TheRandomElite&gt; jerk [16:00] * ZOMFGZ a TheRandomElite [16:00] &lt;ZOMFGZ&gt; i should register this [16:00] &lt;Kouger&gt; lol [16:00] &lt;Kouger&gt; LOL [16:00] &lt;ZOMFGZ&gt; shenanigans? [16:01] *** Kouger is now known as AndreaFeczko [16:01] &lt;Nicmavr&gt; This is chaos... [16:01] &lt;ZOMFGZ&gt; NO [16:01] &lt;ZOMFGZ&gt; THIS IS HALOPEDIA! [16:01] &lt;TheRandomElite&gt; I like 3 green stars! [16:01] &lt;Azzt|Undead&gt; ;;

[16:01] &lt;Azzt|Undead&gt; ;; [16:02] * TheRandomElite is sleepy [16:02] &lt;Nicmavr&gt; Azzt|Undead we have unforunately lost ChanServ.... [16:02] * TheRandomElite is pouring cold water over face [16:02] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; Who cares about ChanServ!? [16:02] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; She was rude anyways. [16:02] &lt;TheRandomElite&gt; What does ChanServ even do? [16:02] &lt;lancer_AR&gt; what's so important about chanserv [16:02] &lt;Nicmavr&gt; TRE: ChanServ is a good boy. :P [16:02] &lt;Azzt|Undead&gt; no kidding Nicmavr [16:02] &lt;Azzt|Undead&gt; ... [16:03] &lt;Azzt|Undead&gt; Channie is female. [16:03] &lt;Nicmavr&gt; indeed [16:03] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; thats what she said ;) [16:03] &lt;TheRandomElite&gt; seriously what does it do? [16:03] &lt;Nicmavr&gt; Its an op [16:03] &lt;Nicmavr&gt; For the channel [16:03] &lt;TheRandomElite&gt; oh [16:03] &lt;TheRandomElite&gt; so are we going to die? [16:03] &lt;Azzt|Undead&gt; yes [16:03] &lt;Azzt|Undead&gt; you can go first [16:03] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; heh [16:03] &lt;TheRandomElite&gt; no [16:03] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; i can go last, K? [16:03] &lt;Nicmavr&gt; O.o [16:03] &lt;TheRandomElite&gt; I'm to young [16:03] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; stfu [16:04] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; babies in africa die every day [16:04] &lt;TheRandomElite&gt; meanie

[16:04] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; so bullsh!t your too young [16:04] &lt;Nicmavr&gt; alright, all of you stop [16:04] &lt;TheRandomElite&gt; :s [16:04] * AndreaFeczko hopes TheRandomElite dies first (after ChanServ, of course, rest her soul) [16:04] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; sorry, after all that typing [16:04] &lt;Nicmavr&gt; ... [16:04] &lt;TheRandomElite&gt; Yes Mister Nic. [16:04] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; i needed to finsish it [16:04] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; finish [16:04] * Azzt|Undead drives over #halopedia in his BRDM [16:05] * AndreaFeczko runs amok [16:05] &lt;Nicmavr&gt; I would op and mute the channel for a cooldown, but because ChanServ isn't here, I can't do that... &gt;.&gt; [16:05] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; HA [16:05] * ZOMFGZ steps on the BRDM with his Ares mech [16:05] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; HA [16:05] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; HA [16:05] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; &gt;:D [16:05] &lt;Azzt|Undead&gt; fail ZOMFGZ [16:05] &lt;ZOMFGZ&gt; Azzt: What? It's a 150 ton three legged machine of war [16:05] &lt;TheRandomElite&gt; Why did you do that Mister ZOMFGZ? [16:05] &lt;Azzt|Undead&gt; yes [16:05] &lt;ZOMFGZ&gt; of course it can crush a BRDM into a piece of metal paper [16:05] &lt;Azzt|Undead&gt; it also doesn't exist [16:05] &lt;ZOMFGZ&gt; THeRandomElite: He drove us over with an APC [16:05] &lt;ZOMFGZ&gt; Azzt: touche [16:05] &lt;TheRandomElite&gt; oh noes! [16:06] * ZOMFGZ blows Azzt to bits with an Abrams tank [16:06] &lt;TheRandomElite&gt; now that's real [16:06] &lt;TheRandomElite&gt; I hope

[16:06] &lt;Azzt|Undead&gt; there we go [16:06] &lt;ZOMFGZ&gt; kablam [16:06] &lt;TheRandomElite&gt; no [16:06] &lt;TheRandomElite&gt; it goes KABLOOEY! [16:06] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; "Wait," said Andrea, after a sudden realization. She turned to IRSUPAKWL and asked, "How long have you had Halo 3?" [16:07] &lt;Azzt|Undead&gt; also [16:07] &lt;Azzt|Undead&gt; it's not an APC [16:07] &lt;Azzt|Undead&gt; it's an amphibious APV [16:07] &lt;TheRandomElite&gt; It's a big fuzzy wuzzy teddy bear! [16:07] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; ... [16:07] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; fuzzy...? wuzzy?! [16:07] &lt;TheRandomElite&gt; yesh [16:07] * AndreaFeczko slaps TheRandomElite [16:07] &lt;lancer_AR&gt; was a bear [16:07] &lt;lancer_AR&gt; fuzzy wuzzy had no hair [16:08] * TheRandomElite gets slapped [16:08] &lt;lancer_AR&gt; fuzzy wuzzy wasn't so fuzzy was he [16:08] &lt;TheRandomElite&gt; you jerk [16:08] &lt;Nicmavr&gt; Shut up the personal attacks.. [16:08] &lt;Azzt|Undead&gt; rofl [16:08] * TheRandomElite runs in circles screaming "BLOODY MURDER!" [16:08] &lt;Nicmavr&gt; ugh... [16:08] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; Andrea gasped. What did you say to me, you little brat? She then proceeded to get her pepper spray. [16:09] &lt;Azzt|Undead&gt; Murder! Murder! [16:09] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; oops forgot the quotaions [16:09] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; quotations* [16:09] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; "" [16:09] * TheRandomElite runs like hell [16:09] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; there

[16:09] *** NatLPG has joined #halopedia [16:09] &lt;Nicmavr&gt; Eh [16:09] *** Spartansniper450 has quit ("CGI:IRC (Ping timeout)") [16:09] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; Andrea chased TheRandomElite and beat him to death with her stilletos [16:09] &lt;TheRandomElite&gt; oh ma gawd [16:09] * ZOMFGZ steps on Andrea with a mech [16:09] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; stilettos* [16:09] &lt;Nicmavr&gt; Where is ChanServ when I need him... [16:09] * AndreaFeczko screams and dies [16:09] &lt;Nicmavr&gt; &gt;_&lt; [16:09] &lt;TheRandomElite&gt; everybody always kills me [16:09] &lt;TheRandomElite&gt; 3 [16:09] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; V_V [16:10] &lt;TheRandomElite&gt; 2 [16:10] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; 124 [16:10] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; 43 [16:10] &lt;TheRandomElite&gt; 1 [16:10] &lt;TheRandomElite&gt; BEEP [16:10] * TheRandomElite respawns [16:10] *** NatLPG has quit (Client Quit) [16:10] * AndreaFeczko spawn kills TheRandomElite [16:10] &lt;Nicmavr&gt; Stop the goddamn spamming. [16:10] &lt;TheRandomElite&gt; noob [16:10] &lt;Nicmavr&gt; ... [16:10] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; PERSONAL ATtACk [16:10] &lt;Nicmavr&gt; Yeah [16:10] &lt;Nicmavr&gt; But I can't do anything [16:10] &lt;Nicmavr&gt; :( [16:10] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; ...

[16:10] &lt;TheRandomElite&gt; somebody call me a noob earlier [16:10] * ZOMFGZ curbstomps TheRandomElite's spawn repeatedly [16:10] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; That was Andrea. [16:10] &lt;TheRandomElite&gt; I'll try and find it [16:11] &lt;ZOMFGZ&gt; you know what would suck? [16:11] &lt;TheRandomElite&gt; andrea doesn't like children [16:11] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; "Guilty!" cried Andrea with glee. [16:11] &lt;ZOMFGZ&gt; if someone set the channel to +im before Channie went kaput [16:11] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; wow [16:11] &lt;Azzt|Undead&gt; no [16:11] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; that would suck [16:11] &lt;Nicmavr&gt; lol [16:11] &lt;Azzt|Undead&gt; that would be good [16:11] &lt;Nicmavr&gt; yeah [16:11] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; ... [16:11] &lt;Azzt|Undead&gt; you all would have to shut up [16:11] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; ##halopediasocial [16:11] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; OWNED [16:11] &lt;Nicmavr&gt; Shame I wasn't in mode +o when Channie left... [16:11] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; damn [16:11] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; nevermind [16:11] &lt;Nicmavr&gt; damn [16:12] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; hmm [16:12] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; OWNED [16:12] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; ##Kougermasters [16:12] * TheRandomElite is not OWNED [16:12] *** IRSUPAKWL is now known as Frunner [16:12] * TheRandomElite hides in a bush [16:12] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; TheRandomElite gets to own people so infrequently, he does not know the meaning of OWNED [16:12] *** ChanServ has joined #halopedia

[16:12] *** irc.freenode.net sets mode +o on ChanServ [16:13] &lt;Nicmavr&gt; Yayz [16:13] &lt;TheRandomElite&gt; :( [16:13] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; ChanServ!! [16:13] &lt;ZOMFGZ&gt; crap in a hat [16:13] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; She's back! [16:13] &lt;TheRandomElite&gt; But I got a rampage on halo 3 [16:13] &lt;Nicmavr&gt; Mah channie r bac [16:13] &lt;ZOMFGZ&gt; i'll quote this anyways because it was hellishly hilarious [16:13] &lt;Nicmavr&gt; :D [16:13] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; m'k [16:13] &lt;Azzt|Undead&gt; sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's back [16:13] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; ... [16:13] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; That's what she said. [16:14] *** ChanServ sets mode +o on Nicmavr [16:14] &lt;Nicmavr&gt; Good, its working now... [16:14] *** ChanServ sets mode -o on Nicmavr [16:14] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; ha! who says Wikipedia is pure [16:14] &lt;Nicmavr&gt; its huge, i can tell you that [16:14] &lt;Nicmavr&gt; :P [16:14] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; The High-heeled footwear page is like a fetish galore page [16:15] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; roflmao [16:15] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; damn freaks... always have to befoul the internet... and my youtube profile :'( [16:16] &lt;Nicmavr&gt; What happened? [16:16] * TheRandomElite is going to sleep for I am sleepy so I will sleep [16:16] &lt;TheRandomElite&gt; goodbye [16:16] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; *sniff* just because I spammed fetishes are gross and creepy on about 100 videos [16:16] &lt;Nicmavr&gt; bye [16:16] &lt;AndreaFeczko&gt; bye [16:16] *** TheRandomElite has quit ("CGI:IRC")

Okay, so it's technically semi-shenanigans but who cares?

Quote from the Archives: The Best Most Random Fight Ever
This quote was stricken through, so I restored it with MS Word and a little elbow grease. I am willing to forgive S-118 for what he has done. Friendship and all that. Now to the quote.

ASS launchers, grenade ducks, 20,000 volt cattle prods, this is one long and amusing ride.

Contestants are: Pie_On_FI-YA/S-118, lordnikon, iownabitrssox, Omer-065, and myself

[20:39] &lt;Omar-065&gt; Its Stiggy.

[20:39] &lt;Iownarbitrssox&gt; hes AFK

[20:39] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Whatever

[20:39] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Oh

[20:39] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Whatever

[20:39] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; DUCK!!!!!

[20:39] &lt;Pie_on_FI-YA&gt; Who's who?

[20:39] * SPARTAN-984 throws duck grenade at Omar

[20:39] &lt;Iownarbitrssox&gt; OOH SHIZ

[20:39] &lt;Omar-065&gt; :P

[20:40] * SPARTAN-984 watches Omar get buried................... in F****** DUCKS!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!

[20:40] * Iownarbitrssox gives Spartan-984 a Spartan LAZER

[20:40] &lt;Omar-065&gt; I'm immune to ducks.

[20:40] &lt;Iownarbitrssox&gt; much more effective

[20:40] &lt;Iownarbitrssox&gt; XD

[20:40] * Pie_on_FI-YA grabs cricket bat, and returns the grenade to the sender

[20:40] &lt;Iownarbitrssox&gt; JUST KILL THAT BASTAD

[20:41] * SPARTAN-984 fires SPLazor at duck grenade and blows it up

[20:41] &lt;Omar-065&gt; I'm going to my corner.

[20:41] &lt;Iownarbitrssox&gt; Wat is this? Monkey in the Middle?

[20:41] &lt;Stigma-231&gt; ?

[20:41] &lt;HaloDude&gt; Iownarbitrssox, language please

[20:41] &lt;Iownarbitrssox&gt; Cause I'm in the Middle!

[20:41] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Stiggy: DUCK!!!!!!!!!

[20:41] &lt;Iownarbitrssox&gt; ok

[20:41] &lt;Iownarbitrssox&gt; sorry

[20:41] * SPARTAN-984 throws duck 'nade at Pie_on_FI-YA

[20:41] * Pie_on_FI-YA transforms into...S-118?

[20:41] &lt;Omar-065&gt; Who's going to be on live later?

[20:42] *** Pie_on_FI-YA is now known as S-118

[20:42] Ta-da!

[20:42] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Stiggy:

[20:42] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; DUCK!!!!!

[20:42] &lt;Iownarbitrssox&gt; Transform!

[20:42] *** Iownarbitrssox is now known as mongoose

[20:42] * SPARTAN-984 throws grenade-toting duck at S-118

[20:42] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; It's a duck with a lit *KA-BOOM* grenade

[20:42] * S-118 pulls out his base ball bat and wacks it back to S-984

[20:42] &lt;mongoose&gt; lol, Spartan get on meh.

[20:43] &lt;lordnikon&gt; heh duck tenis :P

[20:43] &lt;S-118&gt; it= Duck grenade

[20:43] &lt;Omar-065&gt; I came up with that nickname. :P. G2g

[20:43] * SPARTAN-984 takes grenade out arms another one takes out tennis racket and shoots grenade duck at S-118

[20:43] &lt;mongoose&gt; 14 all xD

[20:43] * S-118 teleports elsewhere

[20:43] &lt;Omar-065&gt; c u guys later.

[20:43] &lt;lordnikon&gt; bye omar

[20:44] &lt;Omar-065&gt; :P

[20:44] &lt;mongoose&gt; 15-14 Spartan in lead.

[20:44] &lt;Omar-065&gt; Bye

[20:44] &lt;mongoose&gt; Transform! (again)

[20:44] * SPARTAN-984 kills mongoose

[20:44] *** mongoose is now known as iownabitrssox

[20:44] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; NO MO' TRANSFO' MIN'!

[20:44] *** Omar-065 has quit ("CGI:IRC (EOF)")

[20:45] *** Jubinator has quit ("Falafelcopter &gt; ROFLcopter")

[20:45] * iownabitrssox Sticks Spartan

[20:45] &lt;lordnikon&gt; Mesa love fudge-cicle

[20:45] &lt;iownabitrssox&gt; LULCAT!

[20:45] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; O.O

[20:45] * S-118 pull out his Give-a-damn meter;gauges it, and trows it at SPARTAN-984's ugly head

[20:45] * iownabitrssox uses bubbleshield

[20:45] &lt;S-118&gt; *throws

[20:45] &lt;iownabitrssox&gt; FORE!

[20:45] * SPARTAN-984 catches meter and throws it back

[20:46] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; FOR!

[20:46] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Hold on

[20:46] * SPARTAN-984 activates Plasme Grenade and places it on tee then takes out driver

[20:46] * S-118 catches it and trows it back'

[20:46] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; FORE!!!!!!

[20:46] * S-118 gets down

[20:46] * SPARTAN-984 hits driver onto nade and sends it fifty feet

[20:46] &lt;iownabitrssox&gt; Fore again...

[20:46] &lt;iownabitrssox&gt; fore again...

[20:46] * SPARTAN-984 fires firebombs off tee

[20:46] * lordnikon climbs into his roflcopter and takes flight whilst ordering 100 lmaotanks to pound iownarbitrssox with heavy cannon fire

[20:46] &lt;iownabitrssox&gt; Whoops soz

[20:46] &lt;S-118&gt; Sticky 'nade gets stuck to driver...

[20:47] * SPARTAN-984 climbs into roflcopter, which lolmacks into the failground and asplode

[20:47] * iownabitrssox takes out ROFLLauncher

[20:47] &lt;iownabitrssox&gt; Bam

[20:47] &lt;iownabitrssox&gt; bam

[20:47] &lt;iownabitrssox&gt; bam bam

[20:47] * SPARTAN-984 speeds off with ROFLcar

[20:47] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; My ROFLcar goes nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[20:47] * SPARTAN-984 takes out rotor

[20:47] * S-118 pulls out his ASS Gun, and fires it

[20:47] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; soi soi soi soi soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi

[20:47] * iownabitrssox takes out ROFLKnife

[20:48] * SPARTAN-984 takes out ROFLsword

[20:48] * lordnikon steals SPARTAN-984's roflcar and turns it into a roflhotrod

[20:48] &lt;iownabitrssox&gt; sliceslicesliceslice

[20:48] &lt;iownabitrssox&gt; lolollololololololololololl

[20:48] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Mah ROFLsword goes sliecsliecsliecsliecsliec

[20:48] * SPARTAN-984 orders ROFLmissile on his position

[20:48] &lt;iownabitrssox&gt; lolololoololololololololol soif

[20:48] * S-118 pulls out his @$$ Gun, and fires it everyone (except himself)

[20:48] &lt;iownabitrssox&gt; soi soi soi soi soi soi sios soi soi soi soi osi osi soi osi soisoiosi ois oisoi osi

[20:49] &lt;iownabitrssox&gt; weee

[20:49] * SPARTAN-984 orders ROFLmissile down and runs into LMAObunker

[20:49] * SPARTAN-984 watches ROFLmissile LMAOsmash into the FAILground and FAILsplode ROFLkilling everyone

[20:49] * lordnikon activates bubble sheild and pulls iownarbitrssox and SPARTAN-984 into it naroowly escaping S-118's @$$ gun

[20:49] * iownabitrssox follows Spart3n

[20:50] * SPARTAN-984 flies off

[20:50] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; soi soi soi soi soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi

[20:50] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; soi soi soi soi soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi

[20:50] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; soi soi soi soi soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi

[20:50] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; soi soi soi soi soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi

[20:50] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; soi soi soi soi soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi

[20:50] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; soi soi soi soi soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi

[20:50] &lt;lordnikon&gt; floodage

[20:50] &lt;iownabitrssox&gt; SPamming!

[20:50] * S-118 orders his Frigate to pick him up and dissaper into slipsapce

[20:50] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Done

[20:50] &lt;S-118&gt; Which it does

[20:50] * SPARTAN-984 watches S-118's frigate asplode

[20:50] &lt;S-118&gt; Saveing me!

[20:51] &lt;lordnikon&gt; you guys are..........

[20:51] * S-118 laughs as all the Halopedians below explode

[20:51] &lt;lordnikon&gt; WEIRD!!

[20:51] * iownabitrssox slaps S-118 around a bit with a Energy Sword and Fuel Rod Gun

[20:51] * SPARTAN-984 kills S-118 with Salmonrjh

[20:51] &lt;iownabitrssox&gt; Lol i r Elite Ranger

[20:51] * lordnikon slaps iownarbitrssox around a bit with a 30,000 volt cattle prod

[20:51] * S-118 questions this as he is in a super-secure UNSC Frigate in Slipspace...

SPARTAN-984 considers this a complete loss because after this HaloDude stepped in and obliterated S984's entire force, Titans and all.

Skwis Gets Owned
[21:57] &lt;Skwisgaar&gt; wait...everybody switch nicks [21:57] *** Death_Scythe is now known as ZukaZamamee [21:57] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; he's dead and I live [21:57] *** ZukaZamamee is now known as Zaku_ [21:57] *** Hunter66 is now known as ODST6 [21:57] *** SPARTAN-984 is now known as Starkiller-984 [21:57] &lt;Zaku_&gt; heh heh heh [21:57] &lt;ODST6&gt; ... [21:57] *** Skwisgaar is now known as SPartan-984 [21:57] *** ODST6 is now known as Hunter66 [21:57] *** SPartan-984 has quit (Nick collision from services.) [21:57] -NickServ- SPARTAN-984 has been ghosted. [21:58] &lt;Starkiller-984&gt; You forget that it's only CHARACTER sensitive and not CAPITAL sensitive [21:58] *** Sniperbuudy has joined #halopedia [21:58] &lt;Starkiller-984&gt; You forget that it's only CHARACTER sensitive and not CAPITAL sensitive

[21:58] * Starkiller-984 records ownage

James_Norrington the Windows/Mac Computer
[20:27] &lt;Ghost_sangheili&gt; James_Norrington: can you do me a favor. [20:27] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; mehbeh [20:27] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; depends what it is [20:27] &lt;Ghost_sangheili&gt; James_Norrington: Find me a good ISO to mount on Daemon for the game Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 [20:27] &lt;Ghost_sangheili&gt; don't bother torrenting it [20:27] &lt;Ghost_sangheili&gt; just link it to me [20:28] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; Processing request... [20:28] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; Loading, please wait... [20:28] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; Searching... [20:28] &lt;Ghost_sangheili&gt; goddamnit [20:28] &lt;Delta-269&gt; Bittorrent &gt; Limewire [20:28] * Snipes450 infects James_Norrington w/ a virus [20:29] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; Error. [20:29] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; Error. [20:29] &lt;Snipes450&gt; :D [20:29] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; Search aborted. [20:29] * Ghost_sangheili rapes Snipes450 [20:29] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; Formatting C Drive... [20:29] &lt;Ghost_sangheili&gt; Delta-269: i haz uTorrent so samething but i use Limewire for music [20:29] &lt;Ghost_sangheili&gt; easier that way [20:29] &lt;Ghost_sangheili&gt; imo [20:30] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; Error. Unknown anomaly. [20:30] &lt;Ghost_sangheili&gt; James_Norrington: plz [20:30] &lt;Killjax&gt; Your face is an anomaly. [20:30] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; Restarting system. Press Enter to continue. [20:30] &lt;Ghost_sangheili&gt; ENTER [20:30] *** James_Norrington has left #halopedia ("Bloody pirates.") [20:30] *** James_Norrington has joined #halopedia [20:30] &lt;Ghost_sangheili&gt; OMFG [20:31] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; Please repeat prior request.

[20:31] &lt;Delta-269&gt; Die [20:31] &lt;Ghost_sangheili&gt; James_Norrington: Find me a good ISO to mount on Daemon for the game Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 please. [20:31] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; Processing request... [20:31] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; Loading, please wait... [20:31] &lt;Delta-269&gt; I said mah request first D: [20:32] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; Searching... [20:32] &lt;Delta-269&gt; anyway, I need to get Death Troopers coz it has Zombie Stormtroopers [20:33] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; Error. [20:33] &lt;Ghost_sangheili&gt; goddamnit [20:33] &lt;Ghost_sangheili&gt; way to be useless [20:33] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; Please reinstall English language software. [20:34] * Ghost_sangheili installs all languages [20:34] * SPARTAN-984 watches and LOLS [20:34] &lt;Ghost_sangheili&gt; TU HABLAS ESPANOL [20:34] &lt;Ghost_sangheili&gt; Y TIENES DOSCIENTOS ANOSES [20:34] &lt;Ghost_sangheili&gt; ME CAGO EN TU PUTA MADRE [20:34] &lt;Ghost_sangheili&gt; I think im getting carried away [20:34] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Yes you are [20:34] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; And James is probably exploding [20:34] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Right? [20:35] &lt;Killjax&gt; No keep going, I need a reason to kick. [20:35] &lt;S-118&gt; ASPLOSION! [20:35] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; Systemwide failure. Fatal error. MAC OS X v23.281a [20:35] &lt;Killjax&gt; System wide* [20:35] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Oh boy. Another kernel panic [20:35] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; New message from Gates, Bill. [20:35] * SPARTAN-984 installs Windows 7 on James, which actually works, thank you very much [20:35] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; Opening message. [20:35] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; TOLD YOU TO USE A PC [20:36] &lt;Ghost_sangheili&gt; FUCKING WINDOES 98\

[20:36] * SPARTAN-984 shoots the hologram and James by accident [20:36] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; Installation of Windows 7 commencing... [20:36] * Delta-269 uninstalls all OSes from James_Norrington, and installs Windows XP [20:36] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Delta: Windows 7 works [20:36] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; Installation of Windows XP commencing... [20:36] * SPARTAN-984 waits [20:36] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; Error. [20:36] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Dammit [20:36] &lt;Delta-269&gt; XP &gt; other Microsuck OSes [20:36] * SPARTAN-984 installs Windows 7 [20:36] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; Please choose one of the three options below. [20:36] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; Windows XP [20:36] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; Windows Vista [20:36] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; Windows 7 [20:36] * SPARTAN-984 installs Windows XP [20:37] &lt;Delta-269&gt; see, even the name of XP laughs at the failure of Vista [20:37] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Oh wait [20:37] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; INSTALLATION 1% complete [20:37] * SPARTAN-984 installs Windows 7 [20:37] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; Cancelling... [20:37] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; Installing Windows 7... [20:37] &lt;Killjax&gt; I wanna see Jason look retarded while typing this. [20:38] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Killjax: He will, trust me [20:38] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Wanna hear my backup plan? [20:38] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; INSTALLATION 0.5% complete [20:38] *** Stephen- has left #halopedia [20:38] &lt;Killjax&gt; No. [20:38] *** Stephen- has joined #halopedia [20:38] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Bad James! [20:38] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; Fatal Error. Incompatible software. Formatting C Drive.

[20:38] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Crap [20:38] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Welcome to tortureville [20:39] &lt;Ghost_sangheili&gt; James_Norrington: GODDAMNIT FUCKING DO ME THE FUCKING FAVOR FUCKING DIE [20:39] * SPARTAN-984 installs Windows 3.1 on James [20:39] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; Error. [20:39] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; ERROR [20:39] * James_Norrington asplodes [20:39] &lt;Stephen-&gt; Hold on, the hourglass has to go away. [20:39] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Well crap. [20:39] &lt;Stephen-&gt; Give it a sec... [20:39] &lt;Stephen-&gt; Give it a sec... [20:39] &lt;Stephen-&gt; It's gone... [20:39] &lt;Stephen-&gt; Oh no, wait. There it is again... [20:39] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; Ghost_sangheili: Please repeat prior request. [20:39] &lt;S-118&gt; Wow, its like my life

[20:40] &lt;Ghost_sangheili&gt; fucking christ [20:40] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; Processing request... [20:40] *** ChanServ sets mode +o on Killjax [20:40] *** Ghost_sangheili has been kicked by Killjax (wibble) [20:40] *** Ghost_sangheili has joined #halopedia [20:40] &lt;Stephen-&gt; wobble [20:40] *** Killjax sets mode -o on Killjax [20:40] &lt;Ghost_sangheili&gt; lolwut [20:40] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; Error. Invalid request. [20:40] &lt;Ghost_sangheili&gt; iz on other channel

[20:40] &lt;Stephen-&gt; Killjax: Ping. [20:40] &lt;Ghost_sangheili&gt; and then its like #Halopedia then url [20:40] &lt;Ghost_sangheili&gt; and i was like [20:40] &lt;Ghost_sangheili&gt; obvious retard op is obviosuly retarded [20:41] &lt;Snipes450&gt; Stephen- Ping [20:41] &lt;Stephen-&gt; No no no [20:41] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; Please refrain from pinging Stephen- [20:41] &lt;Snipes450&gt; yes yes yes [20:41] &lt;Halopediaman&gt; http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/cloverfield/cloverfield8.jpg - NONE SHALL ENTER THIS DUNKIN' DONUTS ESTABLISHMENT!

[20:41] &lt;Stephen-&gt; It goes like this. [20:41] &lt;Stephen-&gt; Random guy: Ping. [20:41] &lt;Stephen-&gt; Other guy who got pinged: Pong. [20:41] &lt;Snipes450&gt; Halopediaman: you see Zombieland? [20:41] &lt;Stephen-&gt; :P [20:41] &lt;Stephen-&gt; Now you try. [20:41] &lt;S-118&gt; Stephen-:PING! [20:41] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; Fatal Error. Self-Destruct commecing. [20:41] &lt;Halopediaman&gt; No, not yet. [20:41] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; 3 [20:41] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; 2 [20:41] &lt;James_Norrington&gt; 1 [20:41] &lt;Stephen-&gt; S-118: PONG!! [20:42] &lt;Snipes450&gt; well watch it [20:42] *** James_Norrington has left #halopedia ("BOOM") [20:42] &lt;S-118&gt; Stephen-:PING!? [20:42] &lt;Snipes450&gt; its on that site [20:42] *** Kouger has joined #halopedia

After this it devolved into S-118 pingspam.

Delta Screws Us Out Of Money, Skwis Screws Objects
[19:31] &lt;Delta|ODST&gt; I bet anyone in here $1000 that the world wont end in 2012 [19:32] *** Snore66 has joined #halopedia [19:32] &lt;Snore66&gt; WTf?! [19:33] &lt;Ghost_sangheili&gt; Delta|ODST: well thats win win cuz if it does end u dun have to pay XD [19:33] &lt;Delta|ODST&gt; Ghost_sangheili, exactly XD [19:33] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; no [19:33] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; wait a second [19:33] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; you bet money that the world DOESN'T end [19:33] &lt;Snore66&gt; I waited a second. [19:34] &lt;Delta|ODST&gt; hehe, 229 headshot medals, 672 medals in total [19:34] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; which means that if the world doesn't end you have to pay [19:34] &lt;Delta|ODST&gt; no [19:34] &lt;Delta|ODST&gt; if the world ends, I pay [19:34] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; idiot [19:34] &lt;Delta|ODST&gt; if it doesnt, you pay [19:34] &lt;Skwisgaar&gt; meaning you're cheating us out [19:34] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; alright then [19:34] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; formulating response [19:34] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; fuck off [19:34] &lt;Ghost_sangheili&gt; XD [19:34] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; god, that deserves quoting right there [19:35] &lt;Delta|ODST&gt; formulatinf reply [19:35] &lt;Delta|ODST&gt; no u [19:35] &lt;Delta|ODST&gt; formulating* [19:35] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; formulating counter-reply [19:35] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; go screw a fire hydrant [19:35] &lt;Skwisgaar&gt; Doing that right now [19:35] &lt;Skwisgaar&gt; next [19:35] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; O_o [19:36] &lt;Ghost_sangheili&gt; Skwisgaar: WIN

[19:36] &lt;Snore66&gt; XD [19:36] &lt;Ghost_sangheili&gt; You think you needed to be quoted? [19:36] &lt;Ghost_sangheili&gt; Skwisgaar just did the equivalent of excreetion on your face [19:36] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; I'm quoting that too [19:37] &lt;Skwisgaar&gt; Dirty sanchez [19:37] &lt;Skwisgaar&gt; Iz doin it [19:37] &lt;Ghost_sangheili&gt; Skwisgaar: Iz doin it to [19:37] &lt;Ghost_sangheili&gt; Your mother is involved

[19:37] &lt;Delta|ODST&gt; lulz, in one bonus round I got only 9 kills, all 9 were headshots [19:38] &lt;Skwisgaar&gt; wow...pretty gay right there [19:38] &lt;Skwisgaar&gt; you suck that much eh? [19:38] *** Killjax has joined #halopedia [19:38] &lt;Ghost_sangheili&gt; Delta|ODST: In one bonus round I grabbed a hammer and went apeshit killing 57 of them and 9 in one swing. [19:38] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Skwis, he sucks more than a monkey in heat

[19:38] &lt;Ghost_sangheili&gt; Delta|ODST: if you want points in bonus round get hammer from Chieftain and go apeshit

Gaijinsamurai Wins The Game Of Life (AKA Overuse of H3 Kill Medals)
Note the medals didn't actually show up on IRC.

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i984
[20:43] *** SPARTA has joined #halopedia [20:43] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Oh. [20:43] *** SPARTA is now known as SPARTAN_984 [20:43] -NickServ- SPARTAN_984 is not a registered nickname. [20:43] -NickServ- Information on SPARTAN-984 (account CovieKiller): [20:43] -NickServ- Registered : Apr 26 16:43:24 2008 (1 year, 27 weeks, 2 days, 09:00:31 ago) [20:43] -NickServ- User reg. : Mar 17 00:50:16 2008 (1 year, 33 weeks, 1 day, 00:53:39 ago) [20:43] -NickServ- Last addr : [mailto:n=spartan-@bas4-sudbury98-1279264904.dsl.bell.ca n=spartan-@bas4-sudbury98-1279264904.dsl.bell.ca] [20:43] -NickServ- Last seen : now [20:43] -NickServ- Logins from: SPARTAN-984 [20:43] -NickServ- Nicks     : CovieKiller SPARTAN-984 General-984 Greeter-984 Reporter-984 F-35-984 The_Hypnotoad [20:43] -NickServ- Nicks     : Insanity_Wood Spy-984 SPARTAN-983 SPARTAN-985 SPARTAN-948 Sparty_McFly newnickhere [20:43] -NickServ- Nicks     : SPARTAN-489 Mentlegen Rabbit-984 [20:43] -NickServ- Email     : noemail (hidden) [20:43] -NickServ- Flags     : HideMail [20:43] -NickServ- *** End of Info *** [20:43] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Hurm, didn't think of THAT one. [20:44] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Whoever the hell you are, 30.101.162.210, nice worl. [20:44] &lt;Snore66&gt; Hmmm? [20:44] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; *work [20:44] &lt;SPARTAN_984&gt; I AM YOU, FROM THE FUTURE! [20:44] *** MaDai is now known as LiuDai [20:45] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; 984: Chances of that are how much? [20:45] &lt;SPARTAN_984&gt; approximately 1:1 on my side, 1 in 1 billion on your side [20:45] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Damn, those are good stats. [20:45] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; So basically, there's a 1 in 1 billion chance you are me from the future? [20:46] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Piss poor odds for me, GTFO my face. [20:46] &lt;GS|EngrishPaper&gt; no thats you from the past [20:46] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; GS: Orly? [20:46] &lt;SPARTAN_984&gt; I thought GS was you from the past?

[20:46] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; 984: No, GS is a completely different person. [20:46] &lt;SPARTAN_984&gt; remember? i brought you here to save John Connor [20:46] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Weird [20:46] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; I thought I had a death vendetta against that John_Connor dude [20:47] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; always turning into a Terminator and shooting his ass off on sight [20:47] &lt;SPARTAN_984&gt; NO! [20:47] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Oh [20:47] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; I know where you live [20:47] &lt;Snore66&gt; ... [20:47] &lt;SPARTAN_984&gt; YOU TWO WILL ONE DAY TEAM UP AND CONQUER THE WORLD TOGETHER. THE EVIL KDBNEM42 CORPORATION WANTS TO KILL YOU! [20:47] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; A dormitory in the University of Akron. [20:47] &lt;GS|EngrishPaper&gt; You need to have some STFU [20:47] &lt;SPARTAN_984&gt; YOU ARE...INCORRECT. THAT IS THE CONNECTION I AM USING [20:47] &lt;LiuDai&gt; XD [20:47] &lt;GS|EngrishPaper&gt; or do this somewhere that isn't here. [20:47] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; And the chances of this being a frat prank and you being circled by 5 of your friends are how much? [20:48] &lt;LiuDai&gt; go to #ancientworld [20:48] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Yes 5 friends circling Impostor/Future/Past/Whatever the hell 984, I mean you all. [20:48] &lt;LiuDai&gt; u can have fun with this there [20:48] &lt;SPARTAN_984&gt; CIRLCLEJERK IS...INACCURATE [20:48] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; 984: How does that relate to... [20:48] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; hrm [20:48] * SPARTAN-984 checks his quotes page [20:49] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; And don't say that you knew I was gonna do that, you would only say that because you saw me announcing I was checking my quotes page [20:49] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; God this feels like an episode of ATHF here... [20:49] &lt;SPARTAN_984&gt; I MUST...TAKE THIS TURKEY BACK TO THE FUTURE. [20:49] &lt;GS|EngrishPaper&gt; shut [20:50] &lt;GS|EngrishPaper&gt; up [20:50] * SPARTAN-984 hits 984 over the head with a rake [20:50] * SPARTAN_984 hit Spartan-984 over the head with a guitar.

[20:50] * SPARTAN-984 catches guitar [20:50] &lt;Gaijinsamurai&gt; We will make cures for many known diaseases. [20:50] * SPARTAN_984 then plays some thunderhorse [20:50] * SPARTAN-984 breaks the fretbar in the process of doing so [20:50] &lt;Gaijinsamurai&gt; We will give you technology to change the way you live. [20:50] &lt;Gaijinsamurai&gt; We will bring peace to all the nations of this world. [20:50] &lt;SPARTAN_984&gt; I MUST LEAVE NOW! goodbye [20:50] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Gaijin: His IP is 130.101.162.210. Does that check off as anyone you had to ban? [20:50] &lt;Gaijinsamurai&gt; We are the Visitors. [20:51] *** SPARTAN_984 has left #halopedia [20:51] &lt;Gaijinsamurai&gt; And we come in peace. [20:51] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; That was a cheap-ass imitation [20:51] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; probably another frat prank by some dumbasses who targetted a noob and not a well-known vet like AJ or GS [20:51] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; seeing as he was using a University of Akron connection, I think he's in Akron. ADURR [20:51] &lt;Gaijinsamurai&gt; What are you talking about? [20:51] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Gaijin: The impostor me that entered the chan [20:52] *** Gaijinsamurai has quit ("Java user signed off") [20:52] &lt;GS|EngrishPaper&gt; holy fuck [20:52] *** SPARTAN-984 is now known as SPARTAN_984 [20:52] &lt;GS|EngrishPaper&gt; what is the diff in those nicks [20:52] &lt;GS|EngrishPaper&gt; i dont see it [20:52] *** Gaijinsamurai has joined #halopedia [20:52] &lt;SPARTAN_984&gt; *shew* [20:52] *** SPARTAN_984 is now known as SPARTAN-984 [20:52] &lt;Gaijinsamurai&gt; Could you repeat what you just said? [20:52] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; GS: The difference was the - being replaced by a _ [20:52] &lt;GS|EngrishPaper&gt; o [20:52] *** ChanServ sets mode +v on Gaijinsamurai [20:52] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Gaijin: There was an impostor me who joined the channel with a slightly modified version of my nickname who said he was me from the future [20:53] &lt;Gaijinsamurai&gt; BTW, Skwisgaar goes to the University of Akron.

[20:53] *** Skwisgaar_ has joined #halopedia [20:53] &lt;Snore66&gt; XD [20:53] &lt;GS|EngrishPaper&gt; speekuvtehdevil [20:53] &lt;Gaijinsamurai&gt; See. [20:53] *** Skwisgaar_ is now known as Skwisgaar [20:53] *** Skwisgaar is now known as Guest2297 [20:53] &lt;Guest2297&gt; 30 seconds fail [20:53] *** Guest2297 is now known as Skwisgar [20:53] *** Skwisgar is now known as Skwisgaar [20:54] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Gaijin: Yeah [20:54] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; But there was a different IP [20:54] *** Snore66 has quit [20:54] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Skwis has an IP of 130.101.94.103, the doppelganger of me had an IP of 130.101.162.210 [20:54] &lt;Skwisgaar&gt; hmm? [20:54] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; They're from the same place. Might have been Skwis using a different computer [20:54] * SPARTAN-984 strangles Skwisgaar [20:55] &lt;Skwisgaar&gt; i only have one computer spartan [20:55] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Oh [20:55] &lt;GS|EngrishPaper&gt; prolly not [20:55] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; GS: One way to find out [20:55] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Skwis: Switch to SPARTAN_984 [20:55] &lt;Skwisgaar&gt; Why? [20:55] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; I won't ghost you. Literally. THIS BE IN TEH NAME OF SCIENCES! [20:55] *** VideoGameChick has joined #halopedia [20:55] * GS|EngrishPaper VideoGameChick [20:55] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Skwis: So that I can find out if you were doing what that idiot was doing. [20:55] &lt;Skwisgaar&gt; ok.... [20:55] *** Skwisgaar is now known as Spartan_984 [20:56] * SPARTAN-984 is resisting the temptation to ghost Skwis off the network [20:56] *** Spartan_984 is now known as Skwisgaar

[20:56] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; You did it willingly. That means you didn't do it. [20:56] * SPARTAN-984 shakes Skwis' hand [20:56] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; But if Skwis didn't do it... who did?

Yes, I was that kind to let him use a name I registered. Seriously. I did not ghost him, this was not doctored.

Skwisgaar Failed
[16:04] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Everyone knows you're another clone of a failed cyborg general who can use lightsabers [16:04] &lt;Lord_Grievous&gt; SILENCE [16:04] * Lord_Grievous rips off 984's head [16:05] &lt;Skwisgaar&gt; crap. i was gonna screenshot the rant [16:05] &lt;Skwisgaar&gt; i did screenshot the reasoning though [16:07] &lt;Skwisgaar&gt; dude. that chick can triceratops my rex [16:07] &lt;Skwisgaar&gt; whoops wrong chatroom [16:08] &lt;{Smoke}&gt; ... [16:08] &lt;{Smoke}&gt; lmfao [16:08] &lt;Lord_Grievous&gt; Owned.

[16:09] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; XD

Call of Twilight: Modern Warfare 2 (aka The Non-Sucky Twilight Version)
WARNING: This is rated THO (Twilight Haters Only)

[15:05] * SPARTAN-984 reads Twilight: The Not Sucky Version [15:05] &lt;Cheifschick&gt; lol [15:05] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; no [15:05] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; wait [15:06] * SPARTAN-984 puts that down and reads Call of Twilight. You can see where this is going, amirite? [15:06] * Cheifschick would rather shoot herself in the foot than read Twilight [15:06] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Some random chick named Bella falls in love with some pussy named Edward. [15:06] &lt;Cheifschick&gt; lol [15:06] &lt;Cheifschick&gt; who drives an Audi [15:06] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Halfway before they get married, Soap MacTavish gets a hit call on both of them and Task Force 141 moves out, disguised as vampires who drive high-performance imports [15:07] &lt;Cheifschick&gt; Sweet! [15:07] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; They infiltrate the vampires and eventually kill the family from the bottom up before Edward finds out about it [15:07] &lt;Cheifschick&gt; I think we could make a better story than the actual twilight [15:07] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; During a vampire meeting Edward charges Ghost and they get into a fistfight [15:07] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Bella attempts to stop it but then Price slots her in the back of the head [15:07] &lt;{Smoke}&gt; lol [15:07] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Edward then pushed the lot of them into a wall and Soap shoots Edward with an ACR [15:08] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Edward runs off and gets in his Shelby and Soap jumps inside a souped-up BMW M3 GTR which looks like it's from Need for Speed. [15:08] &lt;Cheifschick&gt; ROFL [15:08] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; They get in a high-speed chase before Soap rams Edward off a cliff. [15:08] &lt;Cheifschick&gt; where he dies [15:08] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Edward clings onto the back of the car and then Soap pulls a CoD and jumps out of the BMW as it careens off a cliff [15:09] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Everyone else arrives and then Jacob mauls a red-shirted bystander to death [15:09] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Jacob is then put down by Roach [15:09] &lt;Cheifschick&gt; lol [15:09] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Edward climbs up the cliff [15:09] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Only to be shot back down it for the next 30 minutes [15:09] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; with everyone taking shifts [15:10] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Edward eventually runs away and then gets sniped by Price [15:11] *** Ghost_sangheili has joined #halopedia

[15:11] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; Soap then goes to the owner of the van who got deflected by Edward and pays for the repairs. They then get stormed by several thousand Twilight fans and distract them with smoke grenades before driving off to kill more things that people hate.

[15:11] * Cheifschick glomps Ghosty

[15:11] &lt;Cheifschick&gt; SWEET!

Don't Search Google on Google: You'll kill Karl
[14:03] &lt;Karl_Ludwig&gt; if you search Google on Google.... [14:03] &lt;Karl_Ludwig&gt; you will destroy the internet [14:03] &lt;Karl_Ludwig&gt; don't even try it [14:03] &lt;Karl_Ludwig&gt; no [14:03] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; i actually did search Google on Google [14:03] &lt;Karl_Ludwig&gt; don't [14:03] &lt;Karl_Ludwig&gt; NOOOOOOOOOO [14:03] *** Karl_Ludwig has quit ("ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.11/2009060215]") [14:03] &lt;SPARTAN-984&gt; lol ragequit

Blemo Returns For The First Time In A Year... and I have to get off
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[22:06] *** [Smoke] sets mode +v on Blemo|Away

[22:06]  Seriously, calm down people.

[22:06]  Hey Blemo

[22:06]  Hello Blemo.

[22:06]  yeah...

[22:06]  wow Blemo!>

[22:07]  Hey blemo

[22:07]  It's been a while, eh?

[22:07]  wow a blemo

[22:07]  Rawr

[22:07]  Harro person

[22:07]  a long while.........

[22:07]  Hehe, that was the only time I was ever actually "Away". :P

[22:08]  Heh

[22:08]  ~_^

[22:08] * Evelyn- needs a backrub

[22:08]  bbl

[22:08] *** Evelyn- is now known as Eve|Away

[22:08]  Aww :(

[22:08] * SPARTAN-984 has to go now.

[22:08] <Blemo|Away> Actually, I'm supposed to be doing an English essay, but I have no idea what I'm doing here. Anyway, I'll actually be away for now. =]

[22:08] <Blemo|Away> Bai

[22:08] <SPARTAN-984> God damnit, why is it when Blemo comes on that I always have to leave?

[22:09] <Lord_Kouger> bye

[22:09] <SPARTAN-984> Some fvcking fate for you.

[22:09] <SPARTAN-984> Anyways, bye

Duct Tape gets the Rule 34 Treatment (Note: no actual porn contained)
[19:52] <Fluffy83> Duct tape. Breakfast of champions

[19:52] <Sparty_McFly> s/champions/Red Green/

[19:53] <VideoGameChick> ductape fixes cars

[19:53] <VideoGameChick> WIN

[19:53] <Sparty_McFly> VGC: Duct tape fixes everything

[19:53] <Fluffy83> I use duct tape all the time

[19:53] <VideoGameChick> yea damn straight it does

[19:53] <Fluffy83> Cause I live within 3 miles of a factory that produces it

[19:53] <Sparty_McFly> Is your ship crippled and in danger of killing everyone? DUCT TAPE!

[19:53] <Sparty_McFly> Nuclear reactor about to overload? DUCT FVCKING TAPE!

[19:54] <Sparty_McFly> Planet torn into several pieces? NEED I SAY MORE?

[19:54] <VideoGameChick> need a suit to prom? DUCTAPE!

[19:54] * TheSangheili has developed this third and Final Conscience, bent on stalking people and eating Fresh Prepared Grunts.

[19:54] <Sparty_McFly> it makes the girl stick to you beforehand

[19:54] <Sparty_McFly> :P

[19:54] <VideoGameChick> xD

JustinKane and roguesmiler's endless supply of homing missiles (Note: Thanks to Smoke for fixing this quote, also, lolrhyme)
[15:30] remember /nick justinkane

[15:31] <[Smoke]> 20 seconds to find a new nick or you're out again

[15:31] smoke he is new to this

[15:31] <[Smoke]> I don't care. you just told him how to do it

[15:31] *** Obama_Bin_Laden is now known as JustinKane

[15:31] <[Smoke]> good

[15:31] Launching missile fox 4, fox 4

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[15:31] <Sparty_McFly> oh boy

[15:31] <Sparty_McFly> wonder what happened?

[15:31] <Fluffy83> SEX

[15:31] <Fluffy83> SEXSEXSEXSEX

[15:32] My missile hit its target.

[15:32] <Fluffy83> OH YEAH BABY

[15:32] *** Fluffy83 is now known as Justinkane

[15:32] <Stephen-> HIT THAT TARGET

[15:32] <Sparty_McFly> Either someone reported him and he got killed (it's like a k-line, but not with a ban), or someone nicked to him, registered it, and then ghosted/released him

[15:32] *** Justinkane is now known as Fluffy83

[15:32] *** Sparty_McFly is now known as S984

[15:32] <S984> doh

[15:32] *** S984 is now known as S984|Away

[15:32] <Fluffy83> I thought i registered that nick

[15:32] fluffy do that again :)

[15:32] <Fluffy83> Damnit rogue!

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[15:32] <Kestrel-029> Fluffy83 needs to learn his troll limits

[15:33] <Fluffy83> They see me trollin, they hatin

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[15:35] wtf

[15:35] <S984|Away> lol wut?

[15:35] <Kestrel-029> Someone got ghosted

[15:35] <S984|Away> Fluffy got ghosted... by who?

[15:35] <Stephen-> MISSILE HIT WRONG TARGET

[15:35] <S984|Away> that's what she said

[15:36] <[Smoke]> ahahaha

[15:36] wait is fluffy justinkane?

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[15:36] * roguesmiler is confused

[15:36] [S-212] hi

[15:36] <S984|Away> ohai

[15:36] <Umbri> hi

[15:36] <JustinKane> i back again

[15:36] <S984|Away> Justin, be nice around 212

[15:36] Launching missile fox 4, fox 4

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[15:36] * S984|Away takes a look

[15:37] <S984|Away> This is Sierra Test to Rogue Smiler, Fox 4 has confirmed impact

[15:37] <S984|Away> Repeat, Fox 4 has confirmed impact, no remains sighted

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[15:37] <JustinKane> i back

[15:37] <S984|Away> Bogey, 12 o'clock

[15:38] initating strike run

[15:38] guns guns guns

[15:38] <S984|Away> Fire at will

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[15:38] <S984|Away> Bogey 3 down

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[15:36] Launching missile fox 4, fox 4

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[15:36] * S984|Away takes a look

[15:37] <S984|Away> This is Sierra Test to Rogue Smiler, Fox 4 has confirmed impact

[15:37] <S984|Away> Repeat, Fox 4 has confirmed impact, no remains sighted

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[15:37] <JustinKane> i back

[15:37] <S984|Away> Bogey, 12 o'clock

[15:38] initating strike run

[15:38] guns guns guns

[15:38] <S984|Away> Fire at will

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[15:38] <S984|Away> Bogey 3 down

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[15:38] <JustinKane> why r u kicking me???

[15:38] <Umbri> O_o

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[15:38] Another successful hit.

[15:38] <Kestrel-029> roguesmiler: :P

[15:39] <S984|Away> Target eliminated.

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[15:39] <S984|Away> It's called GHOSTING.

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[15:39] <Stephen-> owned over and over

[15:39] <Stephen-> OVER AND OVER

[15:39] <S984|Away> Reinforcements destroyed

[15:39] <Stephen-> AND OVER

[15:39] <S984|Away> AND UNDER

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[15:39] <Stephen-> o/\o

[15:39] *** ONIrecon111 has quit (Quit: Java user signed off)

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[15:39] * S984|Away gives roguesmiler a BADGE OF EPIC WIN

[15:39] <Kestrel-029> no u

[15:39] <S984|Away> along with a guaranteed quote on my quotes page

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[15:40] <Umbri> STUPID KEYBOARD

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[15:40] <Stephen-> hahahahahahaha

[15:40] <Stephen-> XD

[15:40] dammit I had a chance to get umbri too

[15:40] <S984|Away> Wow, that's spawncamping

[15:40] <Umbri> D:

[15:40] <[Smoke]> with the coldsnap jet

[15:40] <Stephen-> snap

[15:40] <S984|Away> nah

[15:40] <S984|Away> it's camping with a railgun

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[15:40] <S984|Away> and when he spawns in front of you

[15:40] <[Smoke]> lol

[15:40] Justin

[15:40] <JustinKane> fuck you!

[15:40] <S984|Away> That's not nice

[15:40] <Stephen-> justin justin justin

[15:40] you have an awful connection

[15:40] <Umbri> you would wouldn't you

[15:40] <S984|Away> Rogue, punish him.

[15:40] <Stephen-> JUUUSTING JUSTIN

[15:40] <S984|Away> Time out for five minutes for cussing.

[15:41] I am not doing anything.

[15:41] <Stephen-> dominate him

[15:41] <Stephen-> ;3

[15:41] * S984|Away brings out the TIME OUT chair

[15:41] justin you are lagging like hell.

[15:41] *** S984|Away is now known as S984|Semiaway

[15:41] <JustinKane> ok

[15:41] justin test your connection

[15:41] count down from 5

[15:41] enter each number

[15:41] like this

[15:41] <JustinKane> 5 4 3 2 1

[15:41] 5

[15:41] 4

[15:41] 3

[15:42] like that

[15:42] <JustinKane> 5

[15:42] <S984|Semiaway> one number at a time

[15:42] <JustinKane> 4

[15:42] <JustinKane> 3

[15:42] <JustinKane> 2

[15:42] <JustinKane> 1

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[15:42] <S984|Semiaway> IMPACT

[15:42] XDDDDDD

[15:42] <Umbri> LOL

[15:42] <Stephen-> hm

[15:42] <Stephen-> i am mildy

[15:42] <S984|Semiaway> Nice work General, the nuclear strike was on-target

[15:42] <Stephen-> amused

[15:42] * Umbri highfives roguesmiler

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[15:42] <JustinKane> ok i back

[15:42] <S984|Semiaway> Okay General.

[15:42] dude you are lagging by 10 seconds

[15:43] <S984|Semiaway> BBL

[15:43] <Stephen-> haha wut

[15:43] <JustinKane> idk how to fix it

[15:43] <Stephen-> silly newfags

[15:43] yeah I do.

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[15:43] <Stephen-> olook its fucky

[15:43] <Fluffy83> FUCKY IS HERE

[15:43] count down from 10 this time

[15:43] <Stephen-> :>

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[15:44] <Fluffy83> can't ghost me again

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[15:44] <Kestrel-029> ...

[15:44] This is fun!

[15:44] <Stephen-> hahaha is he really that stupid XD

[15:44] <[Smoke]> lol

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[15:44] <Umbri> lolol

[15:44] <Kestrel-029> Fluffy83: O'rly?

[15:44] ok I have it calibrated

[15:44] <JustinKane> i back

[15:44] <Fluffy83> FUCKY IS HERE

[15:45] <JustinKane> fluffy is a fag

[15:45] <S984|Semiaway> okay

[15:45] <S984|Semiaway> try counting down from 15 this time

[15:45] <Fluffy83> No u

[15:45] justine type /join #freenode

[15:45] s984 hush

[15:45] I got it calibrated

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[15:46] you guys better watch this

[15:46] ...

[15:46] that wasnt me

[15:46] oh god

[15:46] if he is vulnerable to DC exploits then he just killed himself!

[15:46] XD

[15:48] Would I be banned from #halopedia if I tricked him into getting klined?

[15:48] <Fluffy83> Nope

[15:49] <Fluffy83> just do it in pm

[15:49] <Umbri> k-lining him would be fucked up ;-;

[15:49] I was doing it in notices

[15:49] But I think his router may be vulnerable to the DC exploit lol

Congratulations roguesmiler, you are the first to recieve the Sierra Nine Eight Four STAMP OF EPICNESS!

Of Nicholas Sparks, Children's Novels, and (More) Twilight Bashing
[18:07] <Sparty_McFly> From Cracked, how to make a Nicholas Sparks movie

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[18:07] <Sparty_McFly> Start with two pretty white people

[18:08] <Sparty_McFly> Include an obstacle that makes love between them seem impossible

[18:08] <Sparty_McFly> Have them fall in love anyways

[18:08] <Sparty_McFly> Throw in an out-of-left-field exploitative awful disasters which turns Generic Romance into a tragedy

[18:08] <Sparty_McFly> Profit

[18:09] <FiveDog> Or.

[18:09] <FiveDog> Throw both of them into a war.

[18:09] <FiveDog> Moar profit.

[18:10] <Sparty_McFly> for the most part, an example from the film Dear John

[18:11] <Sparty_McFly> Start with two pretty white people (according to Wikipedia, John Tyree [WTF last name] and Savannah Lynn Curtis)

[18:11] <Sparty_McFly> Include an obstacle that makes love between them seem impossible (9/11. Also according to Wikipedia, since John is a soldier, he is torn between Savannah and his love of raping terrorists in the head with pointy objects shot from guns)

[18:12] <Sparty_McFly> They fall in love anyway (Need I say more?)

[18:13] <FiveDog> Yes

[18:13] <FiveDog> You need say moar

[18:13] <Sparty_McFly> Throw in a completely-out-of-left-field, exploitative, awful disaster that only serves to jerk tears and turn an otherwise forgettable romance into a tragedy (Savannah breaks up with John through a Dear John letter (named after the novel, not the movie, stupid), marries his friend Tim, and then Tim gets cancer)

[18:13] <Sparty_McFly> Go to the only poster designer you know

[18:13] <Sparty_McFly> Count your money

[18:14] <the_rogue_smiler> I heard that movie was awful.

[18:14] <Sparty_McFly> wait a second

[18:14] <Sparty_McFly> that wasn't Nicholas Sparks in Dear John, that was Channing Tatum

[18:15] <Sparty_McFly> in fact, Nicholas Sparks didn't even star

[18:15] <Sparty_McFly> oh, wait, they were all based on books by Nicholas Sparks

[18:16] ...

[18:16] <Sparty_McFly> seeing as how the regular template of "pretty people, disaster, love, bigger disaster" is used in the three examples (A Walk To Remember, The Notebook, Dear John), I wonder if he was emo

[18:16] lol

[18:16] okay.

[18:19] <the_rogue_smiler> Wow! When I was younger and I read books, I would read children's books like "Ther Berenstein Bears or the magic schoolbus. Innocent books that use lovable characters to tell a story that teaches important life lessons.

[18:19] ...

[18:20] so?

[18:20] <Sparty_McFly> apparently, after skimming through the plot, another rule for Nicholas Sparks movies are "One character, usually the lover(s), must die"

[18:20] <the_rogue_smiler> <the_rogue_smiler> But now there is a children's book that throws all that out the window: http://www.amazon.com/Walter-Farting-Dog-William-Kotzwinkle/dp/1583940537   Walter the farting dog.

[18:20] <the_rogue_smiler> er

[18:20] <the_rogue_smiler> weird I quoted myself

[18:20] <Sparty_McFly> okay, honestly

[18:21] <Sparty_McFly> i think The Day My Butt Went Psycho was the day children's books crossed the line

[18:21] <Sparty_McFly> that or Captain Underpants

[18:21] yes.

[18:21] especially the fact

[18:21] <Sparty_McFly> he's Homer Simpsons with superpowers and a cape

[18:21] THAT MY AUNT GOT ME IT FOR MY FOURTEENTH FRIKKIN BIRTHDAY

[18:21] <Sparty_McFly> They're cheesy now, but still hilarious in some ways, as the characters consistently break the fourth wall

[18:22] <Sparty_McFly> i wonder how much money Dav Pilkey spent on repairs for that

[18:22] JUST BECAUSE THE SEQUAL HAD THE WORD ZOMBIES IN THE TITLE!

[18:22] <Sparty_McFly> lolzombies

[18:22] <Sparty_McFly> but yeah, that book has the longest title ever

[18:22] <FiveDog> ZOMBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES

[18:22] seriously

[18:22] <Sparty_McFly> only matched by Dr. Strangelove

[18:22] no

[18:22] borat.

[18:22] <Sparty_McFly> LOL Just The Facts

[18:22] borat has the longest title ever.

[18:22] no

[18:23] the borat soundtrack

[18:23] <Sparty_McFly> Nicholas Sparks is an author who churns out one romance novel a year.

[18:23] <Sparty_McFly> All of these books are almost immediately made into movies.

[18:23] <Sparty_McFly> All of these books are the same book.

[18:24] <Sparty_McFly> oh, and he complained that Shakespeare's romance plays (which are FUCKING WORKS OF ART) are all the same

[18:24] <Sparty_McFly> whereas all of his romance novels are exactly the same

[18:24] <Sparty_McFly> hypocrite

[18:25] <Sparty_McFly> LOL

[18:25] <Sparty_McFly> "There are no authors in my genre. No one is doing what I do." - Actual quote from Nicholas Sparks. Okay buddy, I hate to invoke fangirls here, but you ever heard of Stephanie Meyers?

[18:26] GOD

[18:26] OH MY GODOHMYGODOHMYGOD

[18:26] * legofan94 undergoes painfull death simmilar to the scene in raiders of the lost ark

[18:26] <Sparty_McFly> What, where the bad guy opens the Ark of the Covenant and gets his face burned off?

[18:26] <Sparty_McFly> Oh well.

[18:27] * Sparty_McFly simply gets a cannon and fires several ion cannon beacons into the massive crowd, vaporizing them quickly

[18:27] never say that name ever again!

[18:27] * FiveDog eats his own salty nuts.

[18:28] <Sparty_McFly> okay

[18:28] <the_rogue_smiler> Stephanie meyers

[18:28] <Sparty_McFly> but seriously, thousands of people are doi---not again

[18:28] <Sparty_McFly> Okay, fuck ion cannons.

[18:28] * Sparty_McFly looks at the wave of rabid Twilight fangirls (and fanboys, what, WTF) before dropping a Liquid Tiberium Bomb over their faces

[18:29] NOOO!!!!111!111

[18:29] * Sparty_McFly then goes into the Twilight universe, studies Wikipedia for a second to find out where Bella lives, which is in Forks, Washington

[18:29] * Sparty_McFly promptly drops another Liquid Tiberium Bomb over Forks. Eat that, vampires and werewolves. Mysticality only gets you so far in the world...

[18:30] xD

[18:30] <Sparty_McFly> ...then omnipotent beings drop a bomb of liquid zombie crystal over your fucking faces

[18:30] * FiveDog is invulnerable to petty human weapons.

[18:30] <Sparty_McFly> okay, that was classic

[18:30] <Sparty_McFly> FiveDog: You fit under "omnipotent beings"

[18:30] <FiveDog> Oh cool

[18:30] <FiveDog> So that was me

IN MEMORIUM OF BILLY MAYS
[20:42] <Delta|Away> RIP BILLY MAYS

[20:43] <Sparty_McFly> Delta|Away: AMEN. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!

[20:43] <Delta|Away> we should all talk in caps for a minute in memorial

[20:43] <Sparty_McFly> alright

[20:43] == Delta|Away has changed nick to Delta-269

[20:43] <Sparty_McFly> in 3

[20:43] <Sparty_McFly> 2

[20:43] <Sparty_McFly> 1

[20:43] <Sparty_McFly> HI, BILLY MAYS IMPERSONATOR HERE

[20:43] <Delta-269> IM BACK

[20:43] == Spartan-A399 [bd9fc046@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/ip.189.159.192.70] has joined #halopedia

[20:43] <Spartan-A399> hi

[20:43] <Spartan-A499> Ohai!

[20:44] <Sparty_McFly> S-A399: WE'RE TALKING IN CAPS FOR A MINUTE TO HONOR THE LATE BILLY MAYS

[20:44] <the_rogue_smiler> [19:42] <Sparty_McFly> the_rogue_smiler: "Mommy, what is that fox and that rabbit doing?"|     Actually, fursuit sex is quite rare. I only saw two sexfurs.

[20:44] <the_rogue_smiler> Both very very weird

[20:44] <Spartan-A499> That "Late Billy May"?

[20:44] <Sparty_McFly> the_rogue_smiler: FITS THE DESCRIPTION WELL

[20:44] <Sparty_McFly> A499: YEP

[20:44] <Sparty_McFly> BILLY MAYS THE YELLING SALESMAN

[20:44] <Spartan-A499> ?

[20:44] <Delta-269> BILLY MAYS

[20:44] <Spartan-A499> Oh.

[20:45] <Sparty_McFly> HE ONLY HAD TWO VOICES: OUTDOORS AND DRILL SERGEANT

[20:45] <Delta-269> IF YOU DONT KNOW WHO HE IS, YOU SHOULD DIE

[20:45] <Sparty_McFly> DELTA: HE OVERDOSED ON OXYCLEAN

[20:45] <Spartan-A399> WHAT?!

[20:45] <Sparty_McFly> DELTA, IS IT ONE YEAR AFTER MAYS?

[20:45] <Spartan-A499> NOES I DID NOT. STOP SAYING CRAP.

[20:45] <Delta-269> YEAH

[20:46] <the_rogue_smiler> I saw a famous fursex person thing

[20:46] <Sparty_McFly> HE WAS ARGUABLY THE MOST FAMOUS TV ADVERTISER, AND THEN VINCE KILLED HIM

[20:46] <Sparty_McFly> HE ADVERTISED KABOOM! AND OXYCLEAN

[20:46] <Spartan-A499> WHO KILLED HIM?

[20:46] <the_rogue_smiler> <Link removed>|        She was a bit creepy, her eyes could move.

[20:46] <Sparty_McFly> A499: NOBODY

[20:46] <Sparty_McFly> HE OVERDOSED

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[20:46] <Spartan-A499> OH

[20:46] <the_rogue_smiler> and no it isnt pornographic

[20:46] <the_rogue_smiler> despite the name

[20:46] <Sparty_McFly> the_rogue_smiler: IT'S FROM DRAGONTALES

[20:46] <Spartan-A499> THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK

[20:47] <Delta-269> BILLY MAYS WAS THE BEST, ONLY THAT GUY WHO WAS ON THAT ONE SHOW WITH HIM IS ALMOST AS GOOD

[20:47] <Sparty_McFly> WHO, HIS PARTNER?

[20:47] <Spartan-A499> HE WAZ NOT TEH BEST

[20:47] <Delta-269> HE'S ALSO ON THE DOLLARS4GOLD COMMERCIALS

[20:47] <the_rogue_smiler> uh, no it isnt from dragontales

[20:47] <Delta-269> RIP Billy Mays

[20:47] <the_rogue_smiler> lol

[20:48] <Delta-269> anyway, the Memorial Caps can end now :(

[20:48] <Glaug-Eldare> HI! BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE SNUGGIE

[20:48] <Glaug-Eldare> IT'S A PIECE OF CRAP AND I DON'T RECOMMEND IT!

[20:49] <Sparty_McFly> BUT THAT'S NOT ALL

[20:49] <Sparty_McFly> VINCE COPIED THE ZORBEES WITH SHAMWOW

[20:49] <Delta-269> Billy Mays could steal my TV and then sell it back to me, and I wouldnt mind

[20:49] <Glaug-Eldare> oh man rogue thanks for linkin that pic

[20:49] <Sparty_McFly> AT LEAST MY SLAP CHOP GOES BETTER

[20:49] <Sparty_McFly> THAT

[20:49] <Sparty_McFly> THAT IS WHAT I WOULD DO TO HIM IF I GOT A CHANCE, SLAP CHOP

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[20:50] <Sparty_McFly> <end of memorial. RIP BILLY MAYS, YOU WILL BE MISSED. KRIFF YOU VINCE RIPOFF SCHLOMI, YOU AND YOUR MEAT NAME>

[20:50] <Delta-269> if I had the chance, I would murder Vince with Oxyclean and Mighty Putty

[20:50] <Sparty_McFly> what about Kaboom?

[20:51] <Sparty_McFly> actually

[20:51] <Sparty_McFly> i wouldn't

[20:51] <Sparty_McFly> i would take a ShamWow, and a Slap Chop

[20:51] <Sparty_McFly> and an axe

[20:51] <Sparty_McFly> I would use the axe to kill Vince, preserve his body parts using the ShamWow, and then use the Slap Chop to dice his remains into an unrecognizable bloodfest

RIP BILLY MAYS. YOU WILL BE MISSED.

(Side note: this quote was modified because the nick "S-A399" screws with Wikitext)

No Longer Lord, Sultan Strathcona
[16:21] * Sub7ank slaps Karl_Ludwig with a giant salmon

[16:21] <+Karl_Ludwig_II> :( not a large trout?

[16:21] <+Sub7ank> Salmon > Trout

[16:22] <+Sub7ank> Salmon is also a reference to our ex-member Simon.

[16:22] <+Sub7ank> Oh, I love his presence... Salmon...

[16:22] <Sparty_McFly> where is Salmon now and what is he doing?

[16:22] * Sub7ank shrugs

[16:22] <Sparty_McFly> oh well, the community changes, we all die eventually

[16:23] <+Sub7ank> ^ makes me feel old. T_T

[16:23] * Lord_Strathcona won't.

[16:24] <+Lord_Strathcona> You know with modern medical advances, it's not hard to say with my level of income, I could live until 150 or 200.

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[16:26] <Tom|Away> I HAVE RIDDEN THE MIGHTY MOON WORM!

[16:27] <+Karl_Ludwig_II> "level of income"?

[16:27] <+Karl_Ludwig_II> Lord_Strathcona: when did you become the sultan of Saudi Arabia?

[16:27] <+Lord_Strathcona> 1991

[16:27] <+Karl_Ludwig_II> XD

[16:31] <Sparty_McFly> http://halopedian.com/User:SPARTAN-984/IRC_Quotes#No_Longer_Lord.2C_Sultan_Strathcona

[16:35] == Lord_Strathcona has changed nick to Sultan_Strathcon

[16:35] <+Sultan_Strathcon> Fuck

[16:35] == Sultan_Strathcon has changed nick to Lord_Strathcona

[16:36] <Sparty_McFly> try it without the _

[16:36] <Tom|Away> My mother is all mad at me because I wont go with her on a canoe trip, even though I told her before she won the damned tickets. >:|

[16:36] <Tom|Away> I wouldn't*

[16:36] <+Sub7ank> He has been abdicated by his loyal subjects! :O :IO

The Canadian Invasion, Mark II
[19:10] <Sparty_McFly> whereas with the Russell Williams debacle (who I am ashamed to share a first name with), we all know the Canadian Army well enough...

[19:11] <Sparty_McFly> sorry, couldn't go on with a straight face

[19:11] <Sparty_McFly> heh, Canadian Army

[19:11] <[Biscuits]> lol

[19:11] <Sparty_McFly> but seriously

[19:11] <[Biscuits]> Contradictions.

[19:11] <+Karl_Ludwig> Canada has an army?

[19:11] <Sparty_McFly> we knew it well enough to know that Cpl. Williams was just one really bad, rotten egg left unrefrigerated for six months

[19:11] <Sparty_McFly> Karl_Ludwig: Yeah, we do

[19:11] <Sparty_McFly> recently got updates too

[19:11] <[Biscuits]> Why does everyone ask that? xD

[19:11] <Sparty_McFly> in the past our army was a kid with a BB gun

[19:12] <+Karl_Ludwig> I knew you were planning a war with the US... but I am amazed that you think it still has a use

[19:12] <Sparty_McFly> now it's ten teenagers with airsoft guns

[19:12] <[Biscuits]> xD

[19:12] <Sparty_McFly> our navy is a tugboat with a PUMP-ACTION shotgun

[19:12] <Sparty_McFly> in the past, we used a sawnoff double-barrel shotgun

[19:12] <+Karl_Ludwig> (very amusing... the US in the '30s was preparing for a war with Canada.... while Canada was planning war with the US at the same time)

[19:12] <Sparty_McFly> well, actually, it's a tugboat with an old BAR mounted onto it

[19:13] <Sparty_McFly> and our air force has switched. In the past it was a kite

[19:13] <Sparty_McFly> now it's a few Air Hogs planes

[19:14] <[Biscuits]> lmao

[19:14] <Sparty_McFly> but our special ops, Joint Task Force 2, is something out of your worst nightmares. In the past we didn't have it.

[19:14] <Halopediaman> I don't understand people that call and leave a message to call back...and then call again later...

[19:14] <Sparty_McFly> We did not have the proper money or respect to get properly trained spec ops soldiers and outfit them.

[19:14] <Sparty_McFly> So, we turned to the best option available to us.

[19:14] <+Karl_Ludwig> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defence_Scheme_No._1

[19:14] <+Karl_Ludwig> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_Plan_Red

[19:14] <Sparty_McFly> We domesticated a few bears and then trained them in the use of weapons

[19:15] <Sparty_McFly> That's right folks, Canada's special operations are made up of TRAINED ATTACK BEARS. Cower in fear, world.

[19:16] <[Biscuits]> Karl_Ludwig: Reading about the American's various military plans in various events is extremely interesting.

[19:16] <[Biscuits]> We have a contingency for almost any attack possible.

[19:16] <+Karl_Ludwig> I noticed

[19:16] <Sparty_McFly> and to believe that we were once AWESOME

[19:17] <+Karl_Ludwig> I hear that you have jets flying around the coast 24/7 armed with nukes... just in case

[19:17] <[Biscuits]> I wouldn't be surprised.

[19:17] <[Biscuits]> Our security is laughable though.

[19:17] <Sparty_McFly> Yeah

[19:17] <[Biscuits]> I was in DC the weeks following 9/11.

[19:17] <Sparty_McFly> for example, Vimy Ridge. Britain attacked, and failed. France attacked, and failed. They sent in the Canadians... we kicked serious ass

[19:18] <[Biscuits]> And there were jets flying overhead, HUMVEEs on patrol, yet when I visited near the White House, I was allowed to hold the guard's gun and take a picture with him.

[19:19] <Sparty_McFly> [Biscuits]: XD

[19:19] <[Biscuits]> I have to admit, Canada does not get very much credit for anything.

[19:19] <[Biscuits]> ikorite

[19:19] <Sparty_McFly> yeah

[19:19] <[Biscuits]> *iknorite

[19:19] <Sparty_McFly> because once the Americans come in, we are immediately shoved tothe side

[19:19] <Sparty_McFly> because Canada is easily forgettable.

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[19:19] <Sparty_McFly> we'll see about that and take away all the insulin for your fatasses

[19:19] <Sparty_McFly> :P

[19:20] <[Biscuits]> If you Canadians try to invade us, you may be able to take over most of our country.

[19:20] <[Biscuits]> But our rednecks in the south will end your invasion

[19:20] <Sparty_McFly> yeah

[19:20] <Sparty_McFly> everyone is drunk and has a gun

[19:21] <+Karl_Ludwig> ... sounds like Ireland in the '30s

[19:21] <Sparty_McFly> then we'll send in the Newfoundlanders

[19:21] <[Biscuits]> hehe

[19:21] <+Karl_Ludwig> Sparty_McFly: dogs?

[19:21] <[Biscuits]> We'll send the Texans.

[19:21] <Sparty_McFly> maybe they'd be cannon fodder, in the past there was just one regiment (Newfoundland was not part of Canada, it was British)

[19:21] <[Biscuits]> Labradors. :3

[19:21] <Sparty_McFly> Karl_Ludwig: Them and their dogs.

[19:21] <Sparty_McFly> [Biscuits]: Ah, Texas.

[19:22] <Sparty_McFly> The good ol' land where there's racists every square mile and stepping on somebody's lawn makes you a valid firearm target.

[19:22] <[Biscuits]> Where the white man has ruled teh Earth for 6000 years and not a second more.

[19:22] <Sparty_McFly> so the Regiment was basically sent into a huge array of machinegun fire.

[19:22] <[Biscuits]> But no, most Texas stereotypes aren't true.

[19:22] <Sparty_McFly> I don't think it takes guesswork to figure out what happens when 50,000 men charge a large group of machine guns./

[19:23] <+Karl_Ludwig> that's America for you ;)

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[19:23] <[Biscuits]> They have a better education system then most of the "civilized" U.S.

[19:23] <+Karl_Ludwig> [Biscuits]: Apparently the "Don't Mess with Texas" thing is mistaken for a Civil war thing...

[19:23] <+Karl_Ludwig> even though Texas was never involved in the civil war :/

[19:23] <[Biscuits]> Not surprising.

[19:23] <Sparty_McFly> [Biscuits]: Yeah, because with them it's essentially "If you fail school, we shoot you" :P But seriously, it's against the stereotypes.

[19:24] * Sparty_McFly never knew that Texas had a better schooling system. But then again, he really didn't care.

[19:24] <Sparty_McFly> plus, there's you and your politics.

[19:24] <Sparty_McFly> in Canada it's simple

[19:24] <Sparty_McFly> there's this many guys, vote for them

[19:24] <Sparty_McFly> a few slander ads here, some real ads there, and you have one of our elections

[19:24] <Sparty_McFly> in the US, it's pretty much the same

[19:24] <Sparty_McFly> but with 5000% more ads slandering the opposition

[19:24] <[Biscuits]> Eh, no real ads here.

[19:24] <[Biscuits]> Yeah

[19:25] <[Biscuits]> Goes back as early as the Jefferson years

[19:25] <Sparty_McFly> and around ∞% more idiots who make up terrorist and Muslim theories

[19:25] <Sparty_McFly> add to that all the racists and far-left and far-right people and all the other crap and you have American politics

[19:25] <Sparty_McFly> otherwise known as something I will avoid like the plague

[19:25] <[Biscuits]> Moderates > Everyone else

[19:25] <+Karl_Ludwig> whatever happened to non-muslim terrorists in the media?

[19:26] <[Biscuits]> Never happened.

[19:26] <Sparty_McFly> Karl_Ludwig: They went away around the time that some jet crashed into two skyscrapers

[19:26] <[Biscuits]> Except Ireland.

[19:26] <+Karl_Ludwig> lol

[19:26] <Sparty_McFly> Well, yeah, with all that stuff about Muhammad

[19:26] * Sparty_McFly posts a picture of said prophet on Facebook (not really)

[19:26] <[Biscuits]> I forgot about that.

[19:26] <Sparty_McFly> but yeah, there's a lot of stereotype breakers for Islam too

[19:27] <[Biscuits]> Problem, Muslims?

[19:27] <Sparty_McFly> for example, the real Muhammad told them to fight like men, spare the women and children, the livestock, and the cities. They were fighting the civilized way, in the Dark Ages.

[19:27] <[Biscuits]> In America, Muslims = Turban wearing Indians

[19:27] <+Karl_Ludwig> ouch

[19:27] <Sparty_McFly> Not to mention that places they took over actually got BETTER than everywhere else

[19:27] <+Karl_Ludwig> [Biscuits]: Those are Sikhs

[19:27] <[Biscuits]> I know.

[19:27] <+Karl_Ludwig> Sparty_McFly: you've been reading Cracked?

[19:27] <[Biscuits]> But no one here realizes it.

[19:28] <Sparty_McFly> Karl: Yes

[19:28] <Sparty_McFly> I read it

[19:28] <[Biscuits]> I saw that article.

[19:28] <+Karl_Ludwig> looked good

[19:28] <Sparty_McFly> There are also corpses under the Batcave

[19:28] <[Biscuits]> I hate how they write it like also Islamphobes are Conservative Christians.

[19:28] <[Biscuits]> *all

[19:28] <Sparty_McFly> and how they all have Texan-ish accents, ya'll

[19:28] <+Karl_Ludwig> XD

[19:29] <Sparty_McFly> we should seperate America into three areas

[19:29] <Sparty_McFly> the Liberals, the Conservatives, and the Idontgiveafuck's

[19:29] <[Biscuits]> Already have

[19:29] <Sparty_McFly> and then let the former two sides just fight each other

[19:29] <[Biscuits]> The Left Coast and Jesusland.

[19:29] <Sparty_McFly> Oh yeah

[19:30] <[Biscuits]> Conservatives win

[19:30] <[Biscuits]> They have guns

[19:30] <Sparty_McFly> then get the Left Coast and Jesusland to fight each other

[19:30] <[Biscuits]> And the majority of the military.

[19:30] <[Biscuits]> Ironically, Jesusland would win.

[19:30] <Sparty_McFly> sell pay-per-view tickets and market it as "Civil War II: The Re-Slave-Ening"

[19:30] <[Biscuits]> They're more violent.

[19:30] <[Biscuits]> xD

[19:31] <Sparty_McFly> it doesn't help that, for all technical purposes, Spredronia would be on the Left Coast

[19:31] <Sparty_McFly> but with Spredronia alone they'd probably win