User:Forgottenlord/Draft:Company Competitions

''This is a draft page as commissioned by RelentlessRecusant. He wanted me to write it directly into the UNSC page, but I didn't feel like I had the authority to so I'm writing it here where I should be able to write whatever the heck I want anyways''

Inter-company Competitions
So perhaps you're asking yourself, "Why should I help out my company and their attempts to improve articles?" Well listen closely, youngin': by improving the articles the company is focusing on, your Operations Officer and his XO will take notice of your contributions and be able to recommend you for promotions. That's right, instead of having to message your Commanding Officer asking for a promotion and waiting until he finds a few minutes in his schedule that he's unwilling to invest for a Private, you can get your Captain to do that.

"But couldn't the recommendations be rejected?"

Yes, but that would mean the Colonel would have to go through your record to find a reason to reject the recommendation. Why would he want to waste that kind of time on a Private?

"Ok, cool! So I get promoted, now what?"

Well it gets better than that. Every so often (or, well, whenever the bullet wound in the General's thigh starts aching), the UNSC Security Council will compare the number of promotions each company has gotten and the one who's done the best will get a prize!

"What kind of prize?"

Probably some form of award.

"You mean they'll mail a medal to me"

No, probably some sort of award we get to stick on our Company's page

"Why would I want that?"

Because it's cool

"How is it cool?"

It just is. Trust me on that.