User:Rotaretilbo

Life
Rotaretilbo's name is Chris Cobbold.



He is twenty-years-old. He lives in Arizona, United States of America. First and foremost, he is insane. While the diagnosis is still pending, theories range from Paranoid Schizophrenia, Bipolar Disorder, Asberger Syndrome, Attention-Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, or some combination of these. Moving on to something completely different, he is a gamer, prefering first person shooter and then real time strategy genres. He also enjoys satire (and can, at times, be heavily sarcastic...he can't help it).



He doesn't watch much TV because the television is so polluted with nonsense, even in the commercials, that the only channel he watches anymore is the Military Channel, and he's usually seen everything they show several times, so there isn't much to watch. He did make an exception when the Discovery Channel played a show called The Colony, which he thoroughly enjoyed. He is a fast reader, but he usually stays inside series that he knows. Thus, he usually tends to read Redwall and Halo books, as well as books written by R.A. Salvatore, with the occasional World War II history book (Tigers in the Mud for the win!) thrown in and maybe some Conservative propoganda to balance the Liberal control of a large portion of the media and school system. Ethnically, he is 1/4 Italian, 1/4 Irish, 1/4 German, 1/8 English, and 1/8 Swedish. He speaks German decently, and dabbles in Russian. He is still learning.

He spends a decent amount of his time on the Internet, and when he isn't on one of the many forums he frequents, he is reading various webcomics. He enjoys humor, so his current list of things actively viewed is as follows


 * VG Cats
 * Super Effective
 * The Adventures of Dr McNinja
 * Order of the Stick
 * Looking for Group
 * Ctrl+Alt+Del
 * Ctrl+Alt+Del Sillies
 * Scary Go Round (ended)
 * Bad Machinery
 * StripTease
 * xkcd
 * Nuklear Power's 8-bit Theater
 * Weregeek
 * Misfile
 * Dead Winter
 * Mob Ties
 * Concerned (ended)
 * Digital Gambit

Hitler
You may not know this, but Rotaretilbo hates Hitler with an uncommon passion. So much so, that it warrants an extra paragraph in this article.


 * -Rotaretilbo

Germany and World War I
Many people (usually the ignorant Americans, though there is plenty of ignorance to go around) seem to believe that Germany was not only the aggressor of World War II, which is true, but also the aggressor of World War I. Because of this, he has decided to summarize World War I in a way that might shed some light on the cause for the war, as history classes are apparently failing to do so.


 * -Rotaretilbo

Heirarchy Structure

 * God
 * Chuck Norris (previously known as Erwin Rommel)
 * John SPARTAN-117, Dick Cheney (previously known as George S. Patton)
 * Ninjas, Samurai, Pirates, Vikings, Lumberjacks, Spartans
 * Patton, Romans
 * Marines, Navy Seals
 * Army Rangers
 * Soldiers, Sailors, Airforce personnel
 * Normal People
 * Centrist Politicians
 * Fascists
 * Conservative Politicians
 * Ignorant Masses
 * Pacifists
 * Vegetarians
 * Liberal Politicians
 * Communists
 * Hippy Class B (Groupy)
 * Mimes
 * Emos
 * France (the nation, not the nationality)
 * Criminals
 * Traitors
 * Terrorists (a.k.a. Quail)
 * Hippie Class A (Beatnik)
 * Hitler

War on Rank
It exists. There are some people who will refuse to believe that the UNSC ranking system is based on the United States Navy and Marine Corps ranking systems. He doesn't know why, as 77% of the US ranks are already confirmed UNSC ranks, while 0% of the confirmed UNSC ranks are not US ranks. In fact, 100% of the confirmed UNSC ranks are US ranks. However, some need proof, even to the already confirmed ranks, so he has made a page concerning ranks, which can be found at User:Rotaretilbo/Ranks.

War on Insignia
A bit overdue, but he has now creating a page where we can figure out which insignias are confirmed and which are not yet confirmed, which can be viewed at User:Rotaretilbo/Insignias.

Awards
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Thanks for everything - Ares.117

Halo Fan Fiction
Rotaretilbo tries his hardest to stick with canon.

Halo: Trojan Horse
This was Rotaretilbo's first attempt at a fan fiction novel. It is currently 60 pages long (27263 words / 2749 lines). It covers the fall of Eridanus II in 2530. It is slowly being leaked to here.

Halo: Trojan Horse (revised)
Rotaretilbo was not satisfied with the style in which he wrote Halo: Trojan Horse, so he is revising it with a different chapter scheme (chapters are no longer merely a page long). The events remain virtually unchanged.

Halo: Blind Fury
This covers the Battle of Draco III in 2529.

Halo: Desert Blossom
This covers a URF-orchestrated rebellion on the planet of Arizona III in 2498. The UNSC counter-attack was called Operation: SAGUARO and was lead by a small group of SPARTAN-Is that had been training there are the time.

Darkness in Daylight
As nerdy as this might sound, it is themed around Rotaretilbo's D&D character, a drow (dark elf) fighter/rogue (assassin prestige class) named Janglur Druu'giir. It is basically his story leading up to the game, and perhaps will also cover the events of the game.