Talk:Crewman 1


 * It is, in fact, me. Unfortunately that is the only line in the crucial Crewman 1 role which didn't end up on the cutting room floor. Gone are Crewman 1's love scene with Cortana, his tragic final soliloquy, and the rendition of "Rocket Man" he was supposed to sing over the closing credits. Marty said there was no space on the disc. Actually Marty said there was but he was just pulling my chain there. I think.

--Matt Soell

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