User:KillerCRS/Safe Sex (rant)

Hello, Halopedia. This is KillerCRS, with a rant about safe-sex. Before I start, though, I will lead with a true story.

One of my friends is pregnant. Her name is Brittany. The story is semi-quasi-long, but I'll start at the beginning. It all started back in Mid-May, when someone I know (Kody) dared one of my best friends (Mike) to ask out Brittany. Not being one to back out on a dare, he did, and a relationship was born. After about a week of dating, Mike and Brittany were in-separable, going everywhere together. But, because of peer pressure, they started experimenting with touching and such, Knowing I was responsible, they asked me to follow them around, to make sure nothing bad would happen. I did, for the most part, but I simply could not follow two people everywhere together. Now it was the first of June, and Brittany, Mike, and a couple of my other friends were going to walk around and hang out for a bit. They invited me, but I was somewhere for that weekend, I believe it was at my Grandma apartment, but that part is not important. After a few hours of walking around, they stopped at Sam (another friend)'s house, and all went upstairs to her bedroom. After some odd events in which I'm not sure exactly what happened, everyone but Mike and Brittany had left the room. Most of you can guess what happens next. Now, Brittany is two weeks pregnant, and has taken two pregnancy tests just to be sure. Brittany wouldn't be pregnant if they had one thing:

Safe-Sex.

Which of course, is encouraged (or at least preferred) as apposed to Normal Sex. In fact, these days, all they do is lecture me about safe-sex, which is stupid, because I know I would. Seeing my girlfriend suffer because of my seed would make it hard to sleep at night. And Mike probably would've used safe-sex too, if it weren't for the fact that:

Teachers and Parents encourage it.

Mike has always attempted to be something of a "rebel", not following any rules laid out by his teachers or parents, safe-sex being one of them. I believe I have a few ways to prevent this from happening:

- Make condom commercials cooler, and more related to teens. - Stop teaching it in schools. - Stop with the parents almost forcing it on us.

That was my rant, I'm sorry if it offended anyone, it was just a bunch of my opinions. In closing, I'd like to say one thing.

Before you get funky, wrap your monkey.

Thank you.

Also, good luck Mike and Brittany, you'll need it :(
 * Au Revior.
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