Forum:Elites and Soup

Elite Mouths ≠ Soup Eating
Something funny that me and my friend made up. Elites can't eat soup. Short of duct-taping their many-mandibled mouths shut or forcing it down their throats, it would be impossible, as their mouths aren't airtight. Just somethin' to talk about.

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SPARTAN-001  [COM•C S V ] DARKEST NIGHT  01:31, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

They use straws. Really, really long straws that go down their throats. -- GPT ( talk )(eating) 01:49, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Lunch is no longer break time...
In halo 3 the marines are gonna have hard times at lunch.Here is why:the grunts need booster seats,the marines need to make methane domes,and they're gonna need pants.for elites they'll need:funnles,smaller but wider seats,and table manners,plus a new religion say....baptist christian(if you pray before a meal it tastes better).And hunters:hands,mouths,tables for chairs,and stomachs.SPARTAN 346 02:02, 16 July 2007 (UTC)