User:Forerunner/how to tell if your a n00b

Your a Halo n00b if you....


 * 1) can't crouch-jump
 * 2) spend the game talking about non-current game topics (ie. You, did uz lots see football game)
 * 3) talk to your team on the speak-to-all setting. (ALL:  Guys, the Reds Rn't thre. go through tele quick)
 * 4) don't understand the concept of Oddball.
 * 5) team kill for the enemy flag.
 * 6) team kill, thinking you're now on the other side.
 * 7) think that a tank makes you invincible.
 * 8) think that because they have 400% shields, they're cheating.
 * 9) hide in front of the teleporters in Halo CE.
 * 10) decide to make a machinima, but have the setting as a 16 player Slayer match on blood gulch with no password protection.
 * 11) say someones a n00b because they are good at stuff.
 * 12) spend too much time corpse humping when the enemy is near you.
 * 13) corpse hump your team mates...the ones that don't betray.