Forum:If you were a spartan...

If you were a Spartan... Another little mad lib game.

Tader
If I were a Spartan I would carry round a shot gun and a Mac 5 assault rifel and gun down people that get in my way. Then after that find some covenant to play with. *wink*. Darth tader,Talk to the Tader,My work 20:23, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

Dragonclaws
If I were abducted by ONI to participate in the Spartan-II project... I would first try to rebel, and get repeatedly beaten down by Mendez's men. I would then realize what my options were and strive to learn Deja's lessons, build up my muscules, and become a powerful warrior. Then, I would wait for the opportunity to escape, join the United Rebel Front, and give them all the information I had acquired regarding the evil fascist regime in an attempt to bring it down in the name of all who had their lives destroyed to feed it... That could be a cool fanfic. *makes a note* --Dragonclaws(talk) 01:00, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

RelentlessRecusant
If I were a Spartan I would take the time to learn all the proper military protocols and terminology, and use it in my fanfics. =D

Cheers,

Gho st I nsi de the M ach ine ''(Whisper through the Storm ) (My Journeys ) (Omens ) 01:03, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

Vamis
If I were a SPARTAN I would... be a SPARTAN... idiots. :P --Pvt. Vamis Vinam 03:08, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

Nobody
If I were a Spartan I would oober own someone who calls me a freak.

XD,

No seem s to be e verywhere   Noone to talk to  +  Nothing here  +  False Character

The Chazz
If I were a Spartan I would go kick some Covenant ass, UW RAH!--The Chazz025 and Clan [Razu'Kuzumee] 06:04, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Ares.117
If I were a Spartan I would be the one who's armour is soaked in blood, who has orbs of fire for eyes, who wields a sword dripping with blood, who has an rampant AI named Ares and the one who has a pet Grunt who he lights on fire for fun watches him die, then brings him back to life just to do it all over again. ( laughs like a maniac ) Ares.117 21:30, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Red Death
If I were a Spartan I would be one with blood red armor, and a skull emblem on my chest, so people would know it was me who slaughtered them. I would carry an Energy Sword, a Shotgun, and dual Needlers. I would use Needlers to blow off my prey's legs, then shoot them in the chest with my Shotgun to kill them. Then, I would cut off their head and scream the last paragraph of The Masque of Red Death(which can be viewed at the bottom of my userpage) at the top of my lungs. At this point, I would start the process over again with whatever enemy just saw this occur and pissed himself. - User:Red Death DOMINION OVER ALL 5:36 PM 5 March 2007

Darth Gree
If I were a Spartan,...let me have a second(cue Jeporday Think music)..If I were a spartan I would be Gold colored(possibly solid gold) and would have Envyon my right sholder,Skull on my left and Effects on my back. I would also have a black tinted visor. My wepon would be the shotty and MD6(The best FPS pisotl ever!)pistol. On some occasions when fighting flood I would a the flamethrower. My AI name would be a german named Gergalhimer and is green and looks like a spartan that has bad descioning and does(take a deap breath.)! Envy  Skull  Effects  00:38, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

Stryker
If I were a spartan... If I was then I would probably do all the things I do in my book. I would be a great sniper and all around guy. Stryker "My COMM" My Stuff 10:24, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

SPARTAN-077
if I were a Spartan I would carry around only two weapons: a sniper and a knife, If anyone made me angry (which some people enjoy doing), I would blow their head off, slice them into small pieces, or snap their neck

Hawkeye out! --SPARTAN-077(Talk) 12:02, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

Master Chief Petty Officer
If I were a Spartan, I am gonna train myself like the MC. But I would rather fight in teams then individually !!ΜΆŜΤΈŖČΗέÏΣΡΈΤΤΥОΓΓïČëŗ 12:14, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

CommanderTony
I'd destroy communism and go back in time, and kill Hillary Clinton CommanderTony 12:55, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

There difinetly won't be communism at that time!ΜΆŜΤΈŖČΗέÏΣΡΈΤΤΥОΓΓïČëŗ 12:03, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

Blemo
I'd protect the community by-- no, I'd just go kill my friggin' neighbors. --  B <font color="#A9A9A9">le <font color="#808080">m <font color="#000000">o http://www.wikia.com/skins/common/progress-wheel.gif ''<font color="#A9A9A9">Talk •  <font color="#A9A9A9">Contributions   • Semper Fi

Davyjones78
I'd walk around, be all tough, then go smash those guys who pick on me at school with my oober hands of oober unpleasant dooms.

Hocus 08600
If I was a Spartan, I'll kick the ass of the guys who broke my face to the floor and I'll be a star. And if I'll have some money's problems, I'll steal some banks.

TheBurningPie
If I were Spartan... I'd take a shit on an Elite while he slept.

Mech-Man
If I was a Spartan I'd yell "For Samuel!" before slaughtering any Covenant in my way. --

VideoGameChick
If IIII were a Spartan, I would have a collection of all the UNSC weapons, old or new, and use them to my advantage in a battle. Oh! Plus I'd have a wonderful time beating down enemies. Whether it's the flood, Covenant or brutes.

Big-Hype
If I were a Spartan I would invite all of my Spartan friends round to my place then we would party all day and all night and the neighbours won't complain cause were Spartans. Then when the bravest neighbour knocks on my door I'll open it and say "This is not Sparta! However we are Spartans! Raaaarrrrgh!" Then I'd kick him and he'd fall he wouldn't fall into a well though because I don't have a well. BIG Hype

flood
I was wondering, during the Iris campaign, I noticed a lot of symbols on the different images that appeared throughout the campaign. (presumably forruner writing). If you notice, the terminals in Halo 3 use the same writing. If somebody could decode the writing, would it be worth it to find out what is said in those images? Also did anybody notice that in the back of the Cole Protocol, there is an ad for a Halo Strategy game?

If i was a spartan...
i would go hit on girls at a bar and be all "hey..im a supersolder you know...come back to my house and i will show you my uh...fuel rod cannon *wink* then after getting rejected i would drink myself into stupidity and go shoot off round of my m6 into a dumpster thinking it was a hunter, get arrested, then talk to myself thinking it was cortona and try to pilot the bed to the autumn....