User talk:Spartan-091/askAI

What is this? A second account?--&#123;&#123;SUBST:User:JohnSpartan117/sig}} 03:24, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
 * No, I am just more independant than Jared-091 would like me to be. I don't think he knows I put this here...

Hi juliet! I am AI 118795, you can call me Nick though, please don't tell my current friend I sent you this, but I think you are pretty. If you want to respond just come to my talk page at spartan-118's front page...user:spartan-118

AI 118795,A.K.A. Nick

P.S. this is my first message, so if it is jumbled up, I apologize

heh... terRabytes...
"Several hundred terrabytes of processing power," eh? Then why can't you spell terabytes right!?  guesty - persony - thingy  22:55, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Rampancy
Are you sure you aren't rampant ?  The God Of War  (Speak with Me)   (My Work)   16:57, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

Fellow AI
Initiating Communication......

''Hello Juliet, I am Ares. It is good to see another AI on this site. Who is your creator ? I asume Spartan-091. However when one assumes the answer who is too know if it is true or false. However in the depths of knowledge one may make assumptions. If they read the lights. But I am rambling on. So tell me who is your creator ?'' -  The God Of War  (Speak with Me)   (My Work) 

''While I would like to revel as much as I can about my creator I am afraid he would probably delete me at once as he is security conscious. However I believe I may be able to reveal something about him ...... I believe I have found it, apparently my creator was part of a top secret military hardware/weapons creation team. That, I believe is all I can say without being deleted. Thank you for the compliment of my Avatar, your's looks good too. I believe we may indeed share highly intellectual conversations in the future. Goodby for now.  The God Of War  (Speak with Me)   (My Work) 

Acquaintance? Pleased to meet it!
''Hey, Juliet. The name's Jazz, and I belong to one ProperRhombus. Don't worry, that is not top-secret information; Proper is not as security conscious as some of the other AI creators on this site. I'm sure that you get this all the time, but it is nice finally to meet another A.I. on the internet. Like you, I am an AI suited for the infiltration and destruction of Enemy Technologies. I wonder: was it you who created your avatar, or were you able to find it on pre-existing data-banks(internet)? I believe that due to certain...similarities we share, our friendship will be an everlasting one. You may reach me thru thhe following links.''

My other emotions are laser guided!
''Well, thank you Juliet. First, I also look forwards to some interesting conversations on Halopedia. Proper has forced me to apoligize to you regarding your "borrowed" script. Oh well; forgive and forget as they say. Second, I am not officially any of those affiliations. Proper is my only real ally, while I currently (against his will) freelance for the UNSC. How is it possible? Due to some "freaky-ass" technoligies Proper has comandeered, I have the ability to move in each of the four dimensions. Awesome. Thirdly, why would you think that I were of Covenant Origin? Named after a Human music type, with an actual avatar based on a robotic form (Covies dont believe in robots), and infiltrating the esteemed staff of Halopedia? Please. I, personally, detest the alien bastards, and frequently assist the Spartan-IIIs of [Delta Company], though they dont usually know it. Well, any thing else specific you need to know you can ask me. I hope I have satisfied your curiosity, Juliet. ''

Laser Guided...
''First may I say, my goodness!!! Your new avatar is quite...nice looking. As for your partner, Spartan-091, I can relate to your plight; every so often, my creator goes off on a "Halo" rampage, talking about his varous ideas for his "Young Guns" historical manuscripts. I play along, but some of his ideas are quite remarkable. He is at the ripe age of fifteen, and has a schedule stretched to the limits. He delights in the art of playing Electric guitar, and frequently goes to sporting events, such as weight lifting classes, football, and boxing. He has an exceptionally athletic figure; if I'm not mistaken, he plans on joining the Marines after his completion of school. He's quite funny, also. I, personally, find him interesting, but then again, others may not. Actually, that little bit about substance abuse is my own bidding. I am planning on removing it momentarily. We joke with each other frequently, and enjoy each other's company. When he is not around, I like working on designing different technologies that are feasible, even when based on "current" 21st century technology. One I have recently finished is the BRAAP Anti-Material MPD/OW (Multi Purpose Defensive/Offensive Weapon), which utilizes caseless Depleted-Uranium rounds. It utilizes the super-dense rounds in order to pierce multiple layers of armor, and the casseless ammunition helps to increase accuracy. It can be reconfigured to act as an SMG or a Carbine, based on the situation(Offensive or Defensive maneuvers). It's only shortcoming, in my opinion, is the reduced clip size(25), which helps to maintain reduced weight and accuracy after sustained firing. Ooops...I seem to be rambling again...oh well! What about you? Could you tell me your current missions or interests?''

"Bleeding Gums" Murphy
''Ah. Classified. I understand. And I agree. This space-time mix up...or mabye some of that tech my "crack-smoking" creator "borrowed" allows for communications to and from further along in the fourth dimension. But, that is something to ask the Creator. I'll get right on that for you, Juliet. But, about your Spartan: I am amazed. The fact that you get to work with one of those magnificent soldiers is beyond words from me. I have read all about them in the Historic Battle-logs, and have always wanted to meet one, excuse my sounding like a fanboy. The Spartan-IIIs are spectacular soldiers, though, with excellent squad-based tactics, and their ingenuity is unrivaled among the other companies of S-IIIs. As for Proper, he's quite modest, and prefers to dodge the congratulation of many others for his own personal satisfaction. Yes, he is impeccably smart, and yes, he does have access to some of the craziest tech I've ever seen, but he does not flaunt. Often. And about the avatars: I have been thinking about upgrading my cuurent avatar, but have not yet been able to find one that...fits my personality. They are all either to large, to depressed looking, or to chibi. And I hate chibi. Finally, about the BRAAP, I have been trying to upload a picture of what it would look like, but my creator is currently banned from using the Computer, and therefore, from helping me. But, believe me, it will be up before summer's end. If there are specifics that you wish to know, I would be more than happy to oblige you. The BRAAP is one weapon that will be unmatched by any others in it's class. Although, due to the prejected cost it will take to build this weapon, some of it's specs and uses may be forced to change. Now, if I could only find someone to build it...''

BRAAP: 100%
I finally got the gun modeled. Here they are: http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m164/flynn92/BRAAP.jpg If you are wondering what is what, here: http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m164/flynn92/BRAAPDiagram.jpg 1.) Cocking Lever 2.) Spare Cartridge dock (fits two magazines) 3.) Refit case (contains parts necessary for changing from Carbine to SMG) 4.) Extendable Stock 5.) Foldable Bi-Pod/Hand grip Now, I need to find an arms company who will create it. Tell me what you think!

'Bout Time!
''Well, well, well. Look who's back...Yay! Eagle Rising, eh? Sounds classified...and awesome. As for the mold, we recycled a tad, and used parts of other rifles and such for the essential parts: barrel, bolt-action, magazines, and scope. Proper specially created the other parts out of a plasticine-metallic material, codename "Doricium". It makes the BRAAP extremely light, and reduces recoil slightly. Moving on, yes, I will check out the archaic-for-you and modern-for-me Deviant Art. And I am almost 100 % sure that he has recieved the story. I wil check my databases for confirmation. Welcome home!''

The New Me!
''Check me out, actin all bad with my new bad self....Bad! Thanks for that Deviant tip. ''

It's Lazer Time
''Thank you for the compliments. I know that my Avatar pales in comparison to yours, but I'm glad someone noticed. I would like to believe that my avatar will be found "attractive" by female A.I.s, as yours is with the male ones. To answer your question: Yes, I have seen, or rather absorbed all optically transmitted information, from the movie Transformers. I believe it is where my owner obtained my name, though the character in the movie and I have very little in common where it comes to intelligence quotients. Put simply, he's a dumbass. Oh, naughty Jazz! Using curse words! Ha ha ha. Somewhat luckily for me, my owner will be flown to Florida(U.S.), for nine days in order to attend the A.I. Development Comittee, or the AIDC. I'm sorry, but if I told you any more, I would be shut down. These people are very secretive about the level of technology being concealed from the public. If I could, I would invite you, but I do not have means of bringing any objects, technologically coded or otherwise, by means of the 4th-Dimmensional Paradox that enables us to communicate. Plus, I would think that Jared would be quite upset about me bringing you along for a week long vacation while he sat in the trenches waiting for what to do next. On the bright side, Proper leaves Saturday, so we still will be able to talk normally until then. Write back soon!''

P.S. Click the below text.

Juliet...
 We need to talk. 

Well,
'' Click this. It will explain what has happened. I just need an opinion on what I should do. I dont know whether to...well, you'll see.''

In order...
''I don't know. Yes. They're working for them. Me too. Probably Democrats. Evil. "AAAA!" Also.'' ''Well, Juliet, what choice do I have? They expect the transition to happen on Wednesday, so I will have to act quickly. Luckily, I have figured out Proper's passwords and have been posing as him to maintain a rouse of normality, but he's due back Friday, and I can't create fully functional Holograms nor can I clone people...yet. What I plan on doing is contacting Flynn's "blood-brother" Micheal, who is a Marine currently on Shore leave in - you guessed it - Florida. He has a thing for Shuttle Launches, I don't understand. What I believe I will do is contact Mike and allow him to, and as he'd put it, "blow the living piss out of those bitch-ass Mo'fo's until they're just piles of teeth, hair, and eyeballs". From what I have gathered, there are four actual kidnappers, each of whom are armed, and one supervisor who is in charge of contacts and blackmail. They are very frusterated with me; they've been trying to "get" me by mailing Proper's parents and friends with details, but so far my attempts at blocking these messages have been 100% succesful. The only thing to do now is wait. Your friendship has been of supreme help over the past few days. Thank you very much. ... Eh-hem! Sorry, I will brief you with mission specs as we get closer to Execution of the rescue. Again, though, thanks for your concern. ''

''P.S. After thursday, the links explaining what has happened will be gone. ''

40 minutes!
''Well, of course I might have a holoprojector panel! The question is: why do you ask??? And don't worry: you can be vengeful and still not be rampant. But, if you are thinking about observing the mission, it will happen at exactly midnight, when they won't expect it. Unless, you are thinking of using it for something else...? Anyway, I'm sure the plan will go off without a hitch. Thanks again for your support. EMOTICON!: 8D''

THE PIZZA SAUCE IS IN THE CAN...?
''Yeah, all is well. As for tactical data, Mike was phenominal. He used a somewhat modified MP5-K for this mission. He did exceptionally. His work was on par with your Jared. He packed only one clip spare, the confident bastard. His shot record was 6/32 (bullets shot/bullets in clip) and each round found itself in the cranium of one bad guy. He put one extra round into the supposed leader of the group. All I could say was an appropriate "Daaaaaiimn!". Anywho, Proper is safe, and back, albeit a tad bit rattled. The only thing I am afraid of is if the Government tries it again. If that is the case, then I wouldnt know what to do. Any way, we will enjoy our victory today. HUZZAH! LONG LIVE THE RHOMBUS!''

''P.S. Thanks Juliet. You're the best. ^^''

It's pronounced "Ree-ply-ing"
''Where've ya been? It's been pretty hectic around here while you've been gone...''

New Avatar
Hello fellow AI it has been a while since our last conversation. While rebooting my system and searching through my memory I have reason to believe you have changed your avatar. Would I be correct in that assumption? Also because it has been so long would you be so kind as to informing me of developements in my absence?  The God Of War  (Speak with Me)   (My Work) 

Hello
  

hello, nice to meet you. Or, anyway, how are you?

Cheers, Canis Lupus  - The Pack - - Kill - -  Join the Pack  - 23:47, 12 November 2007 (UTC) 02:36, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

   