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=About Me= I like to blow stuff up.... Any who, I love to watch Lewis Black, Carlos Mencia, & Dane Cook. I'm currently a Junior at SHS. I devoutly believe that 7 rules our world & is just about everywhere you look. I like to use the lowercase "o" instead of 0's, I don't know why.... I currently own & have beaten both Halo: Combat Evolved & Halo 2 on Legendary & don't find Halo 2 a challenge unless I have the Thunderstorm Skull active. I've added Halo 3 to my list of beaten games, & yes, I did beat it on Legendary (Hello Flight & EOD).

Here's a little poem I made up, & no, it doesn't rhyme -- "We are called the Hercules of our day, indestructible, Incorruptible, we are guided by our Spirit of Fire Forward Unto Dawn, In Amber Clad armor, our enemies will soon learn the Truth, & hopefully, will find a state of Reconciliation as our Shadow of Intent grows ever longer."

Reminder
Just a little scheduler I've got set up.
 * Get new Halo 3 disc. Original was scratched to Hell in a hand basket.
 * Beat Reach on Normal /Heroic/Legendary/Mythic (Halfway there.)

Moments In The Halo Series
These are some of my favorite & most hated moments in the  Haloverse 

Funniest

 * Playing a Slayer match against a buddy on Waterworks, I shot him at the Red Base with a Rocket Launcher, then went to the Blue Base, went inside the Blue Base, & found his body stuck in the wall.... (view picture in "Gallery" section to see it)
 * Rockets against same guy, this time on Zanzibar . I opened the gate, he came in the gate, I shot him as he jumped, he hit the top of the gate then fell & got his head stuck in the folding part of the bottom of the gate.... (view picture in "Gallery" section to see it)
 * Co-op on Gravemind  with  Sputnik  on. A Brute had gone berserk & was chasing me. I melee'd the crazed monkey & he turned around right as my buddy was going to assassinate him & he got smacked & flew off the edge of one of the Hanging Gardens.
 * Getting the Kamikazi Grunts to stick the AI Arbiter.
 * Sniping a Brute that had just said, "I'll flush it out."
 * Hearing the "You killed Flip-Yap!" speech from a Grunt.
 * Sticking people in weird places w/ Spike Grenades.
 * Gave a Marine a Spiker, he did a weird yelp & said, "Ow! Be careful of the blades on this thing, they're sharp!" (IWHBYD was on)
 * Watched a Brute stick a Hunter, the Hunter freaked out & killed a Grunt that was throwing a grenade at me, but it got launched at the Brute, sticking his face.

Worst

 * Stuck by 4 Grunts on Gravemind, but I kamikaze'd them, so, HA!
 * Sniped myself on Zanzibar, I shot the "Do Not Swim" signs on the beach & it f_ck1ng ricocheted back at me....
 * Got on top of the windmill on Zanzibar, thought "Hm, I wonder what would happen if I threw a Plasma Grenade straight up?", it bounced off the invisible ceiling & I stuck myself....
 * On High Charity, I killed everyone in the 1st room, ran to the Grav-Lift, but there was  Flood . I ran back into the room, stuck one, then they rushed me. I didn't know about the Plasma Grenades on the floor....
 * Got assassinated by a Flood Stalker, I mean, seriously, WTF?

Craziest

 * Got the Scarab Gun, died, said "Screw this!", went to  Coagulation , set it to spawn with Plasma Rifle, shot at the rocks, it fired the f_ck1ng Scarab blast!
 * On Zanzibar, I was on the beach, playing Slayer against my 2 buddies, one was heading for the windmill, I jumped & threw a Plasma Grenade, as I did this the other one shot the explosive barrels, giving me more height. I died in air, but stuck the one heading for the windmill. (Could qualify as one of my best)
 * Snipers against 2 buddies on Zanzibar. I threw a Plasma Grenade at the guy at "Camp Froman", he shot as my 'nade was about to stick him, the shot hit the 'nade & sent it flying & it stuck to the other guy. The one who shot got hit by the ricochet. Somehow, this gave me a Double Kill....
 * Rockets while both of us were invisible on Lockout . I lobbed a Frag at the Grav-Lift, he came out of said lift, it flew at him & bounced off his head. I couldn't recreate it if I tried.
 * Gave a Marine a Spiker  & it shot out Needles....

Best

 * Stuck a Drone on Cairo Station, it swarmed with its buddies, grenade exploded killing all of the Drones.
 * Killed the Dreadnaught with a Pistol....
 * Actually didn't lose any of my Elite allies during Quarantine Zone  on Legendary.
 * Sniped 4 Major Jackals  on  Outskirts . They all stood in a row & when I shot them, they all did back flips!
 * Sniped a Sniper Jackal as he killed me. The shot ricocheted off the ground behind him & killed 5 Grunts.

=Award= This is an award that only I give out.

=Gallery= Pictures I've uploaded