User:Halo-343/Quotes

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Singular Quotes
"Even people with Recon can be trash talking, xenophobic retards."

- Halo-343

"I just forget you're a girl General, you have a masculine writing style."

- Fluffy83

"Karl, go eat your English fish and chips wrapped in pages of Harry Potter"

- Halo-343, angrily rebuking Forerunner's British ways

"* Gasp* You spelled god with a capital letter! That's a bad, bad Atheist!"

- Kougermasters scolding Halo-343

"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue: In Soviet Russia, Poem writes You!"

- Forerunner

"Spam, Double Spam, Triple Spam, Overspam, Spamtacular, Spamocity, Spamamanjaro, Spamtastrophe, Spamacolypse, Spamionaire! Spamming Spree, Spamming Frenzy, Spamming Riot, Spampage, Unspammable, Spamvincible! All Spam Spree Medals EARNED!"

- Tyler

"*VideoGameChick sits on the floor, rocks herself back and forth whispering "duckies duckies duckies"*"

- VideoGameChick

Name Changing
=-=    {Smoke} is now known as {Fire}

	Where there's Smoke there's Fire! 	:O 	i was gonna say that

	:D

=-=	Nicmavr is now known as {Water}

=-=	Spamhammer is now known as Jello

	I don't get it.

=-=	Snipes450 is now known as {Earth} <{Water}>	Water gunnuh put teh fire otu! =-=	Halo-343 is now known as Fridge_Magnet =-=	oed706 is now known as {Awesome} <{Water}>	Halo-343: We're joking around =-=	{Water} is now known as Ascy_Vamal 	As am I =-=	Jello is now known as Rockpaperscissor <{Earth}>	{Awesome}: ur not a element <{Fire}>	lulz =-=	{Awesome} is now known as oed706 =-=	Fridge_Magnet is now known as Buttered_Toast 	mmmmm......toast...... =-=	{Earth} is now known as Nukeshoecockroac 	whoever gets this ref gets 100000000000000000 points =-=	Buttered_Toast is now known as Nuke_the_Hippies who like my video? if you didn't see it heres the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfWdcZ6VPeQ 	no? fine its from that 70s show 	Fez, and Hyde 	? 	Now gimme my points. 	Rockpaerscissor: YES, you win 100000000000000000000 points 	Is it sad that i know that? <--|	Nukeshoecockroac has left #halopedia ("im taking my points with me, no you dun have any") =-=	Rockpaperscissor is now known as Spamhammer =-=	{Fire} is now known as {Ice} =-=	{Ice} is now known as {Smoke} =-=	Nuke_the_Hippies is now known as Halo-343
 * {Awesome}	beats fire
 * {Earth}	quakes and kills {Awesome}
 * {Fire}	flares up and roasts {Awesome}
 * Buttered_Toast	gets eaten by a passer by

Perfect Timing
343 is mental 	I know right brb still here <--	oed706 has left irc.freenode.net ("CGI:IRC 0.5.9 (2006/06/06)") <Halo-343>	No you're not. <Nicmavr>	lawl <Spamhammer>	lol

Tony's Watching
Kouger>	VERY colorful HotM: http://halopedian.com/Halopedia_talk:Halopedian_of_the_Month/04_2009

<Kouger>	(Look at the comments)

<Halo-343>	K

<Halo-343>	Lol, I'm very surprised Tony didn't delete all of that

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<Kouger>	heh

<Halo-343>	Spartan Down!

<Kouger>	he's not as insane as everyone thinks he is

<Halo-343>	Maybe, but take this somewhere else. He's in this channel.... watching.

<Kouger>	I know.

<Kouger>	Hi Tony!! :D

<Halo-343>	I'm scared!

<Kouger>	I'm not

<Halo-343>	Neither am I. :)

[citation needed]

<Kouger>	lulz

Battle of Silence
Snore66 (n=jose2524@adsl-76-239-18-179.dsl.emhril.sbcglobal.net) has joined #halopedia

<Halo-343>	Hey Snore

<CF001>	bbl

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<Snore66>	hey.

<Halo-343>	:D

<Kouger>	...

<Snore66>	...

<Halo-343>	........

<{Smoke}>	period (full stop) multiplied by 20.

<Kouger>	Dot.

<Kouger>	Dot.

<Kouger>	Dot.

<Nicmavr>	Looks like you just broke the pattern

<Halo-343>	You just started a pause war!

<Halo-343>	.......


 * Kouger	glares at Halo-343.

<{Smoke}>	awkward silence


 * Halo-343	continues to pause

<{Smoke}>	...

<--	SPARTAN-984 has left freenode ("Getting off...")

<Kouger>	Look!

<Kouger>	Look what you did!

<{Smoke}>	THE GAME

<Kouger>	Shame, shame on you!

<Halo-343>	......... (times infinity billion!) I win!

<Kouger>	You KILLED SPARTAN-984 with your idiocity!

<Kouger>	SHAME!

<{Smoke}>	idiocity lulz


 * Kouger	shoves The Game up Smoke's @$$

<--	Snore66 has left freenode ("UHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!1")

<Kouger>	YOU KILLED SNORE!!

We'll Tell You When You're Older
<Halo-343>	Yea, I found the Covenant side to the story pretty interesting

<LO|Away>	The thought of San 'Shyuum sex is kinda disturbing though... <ElectricSquid>	That's what I liked about Halo 2 <ElectricSquid>	wait, whaaaaaaa? <Halo-343>	lol

Return of the Silence
<Namelesswonder>	…

<Halo-343>	...

<{Smoke}>	...

<Halo-343>	..........................

<Namelesswonder>	DotDotDot

<Halo-343>	...............(Times infinity billion)

your mom

<Halo-343>	Shhh! .....

* {Smoke}	is away: work

=-=	{Smoke} is now known as Smoke|NotHere

<Nicmavr>	ohai ashley

<Halo-343>	Settle down Nic. ........................

rar

* Halo-343	is getting angry with the silence breaking

<Halo-343>	...

* Namelesswonder	silence...silence...silence...(echo)

Rickrolled
Halo-343>	It's quiet.... too quiet.

<Solipsil>	<<LINK CENSORED>> - Bring Victory!

<Halo-343>	Subtank!!!!

<Solipsil>	You clicked it?

<Halo-343>	Yes, how could I have known?!!

* Nicmavr|Away	struggles not to laugh... :P

<Solipsil>	Now the channel is not to quiet. :P

* Halo-343	is desperately trying to shut it down

<Solipsil>	Quite easy actually.

lulz

<Nicmavr|Away>	rar ashley

rar Nic

<Nicmavr|Away>	Halo-343: Just keep clicking ok on it

<Nicmavr|Away>	Eventually, it'll close

<Halo-343>	That's it?

In Soviet Russia, OK clicks YOU!!

<Solipsil>	Put your cursor on the left of the Ok Button.

<Solipsil>	And keep on clicking it.

* Nicmavr|Away	notes that the developers bite you in Soviet Russia

<Halo-343>	Okay....

<Halo-343>	Phew, thank you. Now never do that again :P

<Solipsil>	:P

<Nicmavr|Away>	XD

She's a He!
<VideoGameChick>	guess what everyone

<Halo-343|Awayz>	What?

<Gaijinsamurai>	You're a "VideoGameDude"?

<Halo-343|Awayz>	XD

<VideoGameChick>	if that were the case, we'd have a problem

<VideoGameChick>	=P

=-=	Ghost_sangheili is now known as VideoGameDude

<VideoGameDude>	its registered

<VideoGameDude>	ghey

=-=	VideoGameDude is now known as Ghost_sangheili

<{Smoke}>	lmao

<Ascy_Vamal>	lol

Kouger's Patriotism
<Spamhammer> Katzen: Officially, though unannounced Canada is part of the USA. you're like our younger brother, that still hides from the monkey in the closet.

<Katzen>	:(

<Katzen>	Canada is NOT part of the USA

<Katzen>	and NEVER will be

<{Smoke}>	lulz

<Katzen>	so STFU

<Katzen>	or ill kill u

<Katzen>	violently

<Halo-343>	XD

Old Tensions Arise
<Halo-343|Awayz>	Well, it's wrong

<Halo-343|Awayz>	I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be aggressive. Please forgive me.... or DIE!

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* Karl_Ludwig	knows irish luck and so knows that a muder attempt would end up as a suicide ;)

* Spamhammer	chooses death.

* Karl_Ludwig	chooses Cake

<Spamhammer>	Halo-343's death that is.

<Karl_Ludwig>	Black Forest Gateau, that is

<Halo-343|Awayz>	Karl, go eat your English fish and chips wrapped in pages of Harry Potter

<Karl_Ludwig>	Halo-343|Awayz: go eat poisoned Potatoes ;)

<Spamhammer>	Ahhhh the dulcet tones of Irish-English international relations.

=-=	YOU are now known as Halo-343

<Karl_Ludwig>	"National relations" if I have my way ;)

<Halo-343>	Oh, that's it

* Halo-343	starts a rebellion in the North

<Spamhammer>	Karl_Ludwig; You're gonna get the IRA on the board spamming us.

* Karl_Ludwig	ends the rebellion by sending a single untrained man with a musket

<Spamhammer>	Karl: It's the Irish not the French.

<Karl_Ludwig>	LOL

<Spamhammer>	You're better off with some Guiness and Whiskey.

* Halo-343	smothers Karl in fish and chips, drowns him in his own tea and throws him off Buckingham Palace

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* Halo-343	proceeds to destroy the Palace

* Karl_Ludwig	throws Halo-343 directly in the path of the IRA bombings of Manchester... happy to see the irony if his fate <Karl_Ludwig>	*of

<Karl_Ludwig>	Halo-343: she's irish, you know ;)

<Halo-343>	That was distasteful, the bombing line

<Halo-343>	And who's Irish?

<Lord_Bucket>	Who cares

<Lord_Bucket>	xD

* Karl_Ludwig	ends the fight by sending a still alive Halo-343 back in time coicinciding with a Viking invasion

<Spamhammer>	Being Irish is better than being Canadian sheesh!

<Halo-343>	Don't let Kouger hear that

<Karl_Ludwig>	lol

Don't Mess With Smoke.
Halo-343>	MI6, always snooping around in places they're not wanted

<ShadowBroker44>	the gun, not the british intelligence service

* Spamhammer	unlocks armory and hands out various large caliber weapons to Halopedians.

<Halo-343>	ShadowBroker44: Yea, the gun too :P

<ShadowBroker44>	touche

<{Smoke}>	Rifles can snoop around?

<Halo-343>	They can now

<Spamhammer>	brb

<{Smoke}>	k

<{Smoke}>	O_o

<ShadowBroker44>	rifles have subtlety

<Halo-343>	Except when they fire

* ShadowBroker44	SubtleRifle

=-=	ShadowBroker44 is now known as SubtleRifle

<{Smoke}>	I don't know, if I walk outside with my rifle, I'm pretty sure I'm going to catch some unwanted attention

<{Smoke}>	Cops

<SubtleRifle>	thats whats the rifle is for

<Halo-343>	Just like how Bungie did

<SubtleRifle>	except theres didnt work

<Halo-343>	Yep

<SubtleRifle>	and his does

* Halo-343	is scared of Smoke now

<SubtleRifle>	aren't we all?

<Halo-343>	Shhh! He'll shoot you

<SubtleRifle>	smoke would be a worthy addition to the cabal

* {Smoke}	readies a KABAR

<--	SubtleRifle has left freenode (Excess Flood)

<{Smoke}>	Wow.

<Nicmavr>	...

<Halo-343>	You killed him!

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<Halo-343>	Oh, wait

More Murder
General57>	i spent 2 minutes setting that up!

<Halo-343>	XD

<Cat|Away>	lol

<General57>	how dare you!

<Halo-343>	I smite you!

* Cat|Away	pokes Nicmavr

<General57>	i shall hunt you until the end of eternity!

<Cat|Away>	we haz a problem

* Nicmavr	pokes Cat|Away

<Cat|Away>	OUCH!!!

* General57	yells a war cry and charges with a spear

<Cat|Away>	ouch! ouch ouch ouch!

<Halo-343>	Problem? Noez!

<Cat|Away>	Why did you do that, Nicmavr!?

<Cat|Away>	Why?

<Cat|Away>	Ouch!

* General57	stabs Cat

<Nicmavr>	lolol

<Cat|Away>	It hurts@

<Cat|Away>	Thats better

* General57	stabs again where the sun don't shine :P

<Cat|Away>	being stabbed sure diverts one's attention from a poke, thats for sure

* Cat|Away	cuts General57 in half.

* Halo-343	is watching the violence gleefully

* Cat|Away	throws a spear through Halo-343 's head

<ShadowBroker44>	ouch

<Cat|Away>	You're not gleeful now, bitch.

<Cat|Away>	;)

* General57	stabs again

* ShadowBroker44	stabs Cat

<Cat|Away>	HAVE YOU NO HONOR?

* Halo-343	cannot watch anymore, because he is dead

<Cat|Away>	HAVE YOU NO HONOR!?

* Cat|Away	dies.

* General57	screams in pain as she registers she was cut in half

<ShadowBroker44>	WHERES THE GODDAMNED DECENCY!

<General57>	slow reaction time ;)

* Cat|Away	respawns and shoves a wooden pole up thru ShadowBroker44

<Cat|Away>	if you know what I mean

<General57>	...

<Cat|Away>	ancient roman torture methods

<Cat|Away>	FTW

<General57>	wood rape?

<ShadowBroker44>	wood doesnt affect me

* Cat|Away	puts General57 in the bronze bull

<General57>	...

<Halo-343>	K?

* Cat|Away	ties ShadowBroker44 to a wheel and rolls it down a hill

<ShadowBroker44>	inquisition!

<General57>	>:O

<ShadowBroker44>	Yipeeee!!!!

* Cat|Away	shoots Halo-343 in the head.

* Halo-343	dies again

* ShadowBroker44	shoots cat

* General57	rips out of the bull and stuffs cat in it with a dog

* Cat|Away	watches as ShadowBroker44 's body is ruthlessly crushed by the wheel

<ShadowBroker44>	i bought life insurance :P

<Halo-343>	XD

* Cat|Away	jumps out of the hole that General57 made

<General57>	XD

* General57	stuffs cat back in and nails a metal door over it

<General57>	hah

* Cat|Away	dies

* Cat|Away	respawns

* Halo-343	rips out Cat|Away's skull and beats him to death with it

* Cat|Away	dies

<General57>	lolz

* Cat|Away	respawns

* Halo-343	reminds him that is not physically possible

* Cat|Away	kills Halo-343 with a gigantic statue of george Washington

* General57	cuts off one of cats ears

* ShadowBroker44	shoots cat with a silver bullet

* General57	pokes Halo-343 with the ear

* Cat|Away	ears General57's head

<General57>	?

<ShadowBroker44>	stick that in ur juice box and suck it

<General57>	lol

* Halo-343	runs General over with a steamroller

* General57	stuffs cat's ear down Halo-343's throat

* General57	watches in satisfaction as he chokes to death

<Cat|Away>	grrr

<Cat|Away>	whenever i close the fridge

<Cat|Away>	the freezer opens

* Halo-343	regurgitates the ear and beats General with it

<Cat|Away>	and whenever i close the freezer

<Cat|Away>	the fridge opens

* General57	cuts the ear in pieces

* ShadowBroker44	stabs himself

* Halo-343	beats Cat to death with his fridge

<ShadowBroker44>	repeatedly

<Halopediaman>	I'm Jessie Ventura, and the big brother is watching. You should arm yourselves, and attack your local government office becuase I'm paranoid.

=-=	Halopediaman is now known as Tom|Away

* Cat|Away	pushes the fridge, which falls on top of and crushes ShadowBroker44 Halo-343 and General57

* General57	takes out an AK-47 and shoots everyone

<General57>	Die die die

<Cat|Away>	you're dead

<Cat|Away>	stfu

<ShadowBroker44>	i can haz recon!

<Cat|Away>	No...

* Halo-343	calls in a nuclear strike

<Cat|Away>	no you cannot

<Cat|Away>	UR ALL DAED

<Cat|Away>	STFU

<Halo-343>	I haz Recon

* General57	turns into a ghost

<Cat|Away>	lol

<Cat|Away>	Halo-343 got Recon the non-pussy way

<Halo-343>	Yay me!

=-=	Cat|Away is now known as Cat

<Cat>	I'm too lazy to get it the pussy way

=-=	General57 is now known as Ghostly_General

* ShadowBroker44	likes beef

* Cat	yawns

* Ghostly_General	stabs everyone with a ghostly dagger

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<Kelly>	Halo-343 must perish!! muahahaha

<Cat>	gtfo

<--|	Kelly has left #halopedia

<ShadowBroker44>	thank god

<GIR>	ShadowBroker44: my pleasure

<Cat>	stupid bot

<Cat>	has a mind of its own

<Cat>	lmao

* Ghostly_General	floats toward Halo-343

* Halo-343	wards her off with a cross

* Cat	uses a vacuum to suck up Ghostly_General

<Ghostly_General>	dangit

<Ghostly_General>	ill kill you later

<Ghostly_General>	im busy

<Cat>	lol

Chuck Norris
<LO|away>	"everytime somebody dosent enjoy this video, chuck norris dropkicks a baby﻿ kitten in the face"

<LO|away>	Haha

<Halo-343>	Lol

<Kouger>	chuck norris sucks

* Kouger	looks around nervously.

<ShadowBroker44>	bye bye

<Kouger>	See? He didn't get me! I'm perfectly s---

<--|	Kouger has left #halopedia ("AAAAAAAAAAAARGH")

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<ShadowBroker44>	this reminds of the time when i messed with smoek

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=-=	Mode #halopedia +v Kouger by {Smoke}

<ShadowBroker44>	*somke

<ShadowBroker44>	**smoke

<Kouger>	ohai

Decision Making
<Halo-343>	I'm bored..... Entertain me!

<Halo-343>	:P <Shuttle>	How!? :S <Halo-343>	I'm kidding <Shuttle>	I know :P

<Halo-343>	But not about the bored thing....

<Halo-343>	I'm conflicted between watching the season finale of House, or Star Trek

<Halo-343>	The movie that is

<Halo-343>	I would flip a coin, but I have no money...

<Halo-343>	Maybe if the coin was imaginary....

<Halo-343>	I've got it!

<Halo-343>	Fire!

<Shuttle>	I'd say Star Trek

<Halo-343>	Yea, but I can tell that you either never seen House, or don't like it

<Halo-343>	*You've

<Shuttle>	I haven't seen either

<Halo-343>	lol

G.I. Joe
<Halo-343>	Now you know!

<Halo-343>	And knowing is half the battle!

<Halo-343>	G.I. Joe!

<Jug6ernaut>	whats the other half?

<Tyler|>	Action...

<Halo-343>	Meh, kicking them in the groin

Shakespeare Interrupting
<Halo-343>	....

<Halo-343>	Nicmavr, Nicmavr, where art thou Nicmavr?

<Nicmavr>	On teh fone! >:(

<Halo-343>	Lol, sorry

The Life of the Party
<--|	Lord_Kouger has left #halopedia ("THE FLYIN KITTEHZ GOT MEH!")

<Halo-343>	May he rest in peace...

<General57>	Never!

<General57>	LETS parteh!

<Halo-343>	Yay!

* Halo-343	starts a party

* General57	starts drinking champagne

<General57>	heavily

<Halo-343>	lol

* General57	gets drunk

<General57>	hai thar mah fwiends...

<Ghost_sangheili>	General57: no being jailbait

* Halo-343	kicks her out, as she is drunk

<General57>	how bot some shots?

<General57>	lol

<Halo-343>	lol

A Lesson In Life
Note: the Spammer's actual nickname has been redacted.

<Spammer>	Anyway, if you have any further questions, please form an orderly line as I can't respond to everyone at once.

* Cheifschick	rolls eyes.

<VideoGameChick>	do u have any fun ?

<Halo-343>	Get a job

<Tyler|>	lol

<VideoGameChick>	like. do u ever get out and go play put put golf

<Halo-343>	lol

<Cheifschick>	lol

<Cheifschick>	VGC

<VideoGameChick>	sounds to me like u need a day in the sun pal <Cheifschick>	that was priceless! <VideoGameChick>	lol

The Anti-Jar Jar Binks League
Fixer40>	He and his younger brother watch star wars and their favorite character is (get ready to hurl and cough): <Fixer40>	Jar, Jar, Binks.

<Halo-343>	>:(

<Snipes450>	NO

<Halo-343>	Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

<Fixer40>	because they

<Snipes450>	jeez

<Fixer40>	"Think he's funny"

<[Smoke]>	veryangryface

<Halo-343>	Sweet Jesus...

Gender Confusion
<Snipes450>	FIELDS72: there is actually a few girls on #halopedia

<KizoriKitagawa>	Yep

<FIELDS72>	take a chill pill

* Syd_Barrett	raises her hand.

<FIELDS72>	shit

* Snipes450	looks at Subtank

* Syd_Barrett	looks at Subtank

<Halo-343>	Syd_Barrett: orly?

<LO|away>	People making babies so young these days

<Snipes450>	Syd_Barrett: copier :P

<KizoriKitagawa>	ChanServ, Subtank, ashley, charitwo, Fluffy83, Halo-343, Mary-Kate, Stephen-, Syd_Barrett, and unilinky.

<Stephen->	orly

<KizoriKitagawa>	All girls.

<Fluffy83>	WUT?

<Syd_Barrett>	YARLY

<Fluffy83>	not a girl

<FIELDS72>	most 15 year olds are getting nocked up these days

no

<Halo-343>	I'm a DUDE!

heh

<Syd_Barrett>	I'm not.

<Syd_Barrett>	:P

<Snipes450>	KizoriKitagawa: rofl

<FIELDS72>	homo

<Fluffy83>	I am quite the man

<KizoriKitagawa>	No, your a Woman, Syd. ;)

<Syd_Barrett>	Indeedy! *Dances*

*you're <FIELDS72>	biznoch

<Fluffy83>	*your mother

<KizoriKitagawa>	[14:22] <FIELDS72> homo

<KizoriKitagawa>	[14:22] <Fluffy83> I am quite the man

<KizoriKitagawa>	Quite the irony...

Half-Life Homages
<Forever_Autumn>	[Lambda]: You left this at Black Mesa...

<Cheifschick>	have you guys seen the shoplifting bird video?

* Forever_Autumn	throws [Lambda] a Crowbar

<Syd_Barrett>	Was, [Lambda].

=-=	Syd_Barrett is now known as Beth_Freeman

<Forever_Autumn>	Gah!

* Beth_Freeman	crowbars Forever_Autumn

<Cheifschick>	lol

* Forever_Autumn	runs about like a crazed grunt...

<--	Ajax_013 has left freenode (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

* Forever_Autumn	sticks Beth_Freeman

* Forever_Autumn	runs into cover

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<[Lambda]>	Lol, Beth_Freeman

* Beth_Freeman	explodes, and survives.

=-=	Forever_Autumn is now known as Gavin_Cross

=-=	[Lambda] now known as Aaron_Breen

* Gavin_Cross	takes the crowbar from the Lift Shaft

<--	BeZerk has left freenode (Ping timeout: 248 seconds)

<--	mohammed1 has left freenode (Quit: CGI:IRC)

* Aaron_Breen	establishes an alien dysotopia with himself as supreme ruler

* Beth_Freeman	is taken by a mystrious man

* Aaron_Breen	hints in a monologue that he knows this man

* Beth_Freeman	makes Breen go explody.

* Gavin_Cross	causes another Resonance Cascade... Then gets cught in a Harmonic Reflux...

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* Aaron_Breen	's death is never explicitly seen, leading Beth_Freeman to suspect that he is alive in another body, supported by a previous conversation

* Beth_Freeman	drives around the countryside with a possible love intrest.

* Gavin_Cross	doesn't know where the hell he is?

* Aaron_Breen	conspires with psychic alien maggots that can fly

* Gavin_Cross	hopes he managed to escape the Nuclear blast at the Black Mesa Research Facility

* Beth_Freeman	meets Alien Maggot in a barn, and nearly dies.

=-=   Aaron_Breen is now known as Aaron_Shepherd

=-=	Gavin_Cross is now known as Colin_Green

<SocPuppet>	Title: Brainz r nomz. (at cheezburger.com)

* Aaron_Shepherd	is put into stasis by a "G-Man" at the end of his adventure, due to a third party's lack of imagination, opting to mimic the full game's ending

* Colin_Green	dies on Xen...

* Aaron_Shepherd	disarms a nuke

=-=	Colin_Green is now known as The

=-=	The is now known as G-Man

* G-Man	rearms the Nuke

* Aaron_Shepherd	is pissed, further more by the fact that G-Man kidnaps him

* G-Man	Kidnaps Aaron_Shepherd

* G-Man	meets Beth_Freeman

<G-Man>	Time To Choose...

* Beth_Freeman	runs into the portal

<G-Man>	Verry Good! I will see you just up ahead...

=-=	G-Man is now known as Forever_Autumn

=-=	Aaron_Shepherd is now known as Eli_Vance

<Forever_Autumn>	Well, It looks like we won't be working together... No Regrets...

* Eli_Vance	is retconned into a full character

* Beth_Freeman	watches Eli die by Combine Advisors

<--	Cheifschick has left freenode (Quit: If your not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space)

* Eli_Vance	is killed by the Space Maggots

* Forever_Autumn	gets shipped off to another game series

=-=	Eli_Vance is now known as Halo-343

* Halo-343	is out of Half-Life homages

Ping Power
<Halo-343>     ...

<Halo-343>	[Smoke] Nicmavr Subtank ashley Aeolus Ajax_013 BeZerk charitwo Chris___ FalseProphet Glaug-Eldare goose joeyaa KB1JWQ LO|away Mary-Kate Pinky S-118 S-118|Away sekrit Snipes450 SocPuppet stephen- Syd_Barrett TrooperCooper unilinky VideoGameChick wimt

<Syd_Barrett>	OW

fuck off

<[Smoke]>	wha -

* Syd_Barrett	murders Halo-343

<Nicmavr>	lolpingz

<Halo-343>	Lol, that livened things up

Halo-343: http://www.allaboutlifechallenges.org/how-to-commit-suicide.htm

<SocPuppet>	Title: How To Commit Suicide (at www.allaboutlifechallenges.org)

<VideoGameChick>	goose shh

<VideoGameChick>	no need for that

<Halo-343>	See, I got things going again :)

<--	KB1JWQ has left #halopedia ("I came, I saw, I /parted")

<Nicmavr>	O_o

<--	goose has left #halopedia ("following suit. KB1JWQ++")

<Halo-343>	?

<Halo-343>	Is it something I said?

<TrooperCooper>	D:

<Syd_Barrett>	YES>

* Nicmavr	slaps Halo-343. *probably*

<Halo-343>	Lol, good

Diet Advice
<VideoGameChick>	LO buying shit for u guys is harder than buying shit 4 us

You don't need to buy shit for us guys.

<VideoGameChick>	and besides, gifts arent always the best thing

<VideoGameChick>	and another thing, when u eat a whole jar of pickles, u get bloated u can hardly see ur goddamn feet

<Halo-343>	XD

<VideoGameChick>	lol

<Halo-343>	Where the hell did that come from?

<LO|away>	I don't even like pickles

<VideoGameChick>	its happened before x)

<VideoGameChick>	and pickles are good

General Mother
NOTE: Halo-343 is [Lambda].

<General5_7>	you are a disgrace to mothers everywhere!

=-=	General5_7 is now known as UrMom

<[Lambda]>	lol

<Snore66>	.....

=-=	UrMom is now known as Ur_Mom

<Ur_Mom>	why are they all registered?

=-=	Ur_Mom is now known as Ur__Mom

<Ur__Mom>	there we go

<[Lambda]>	lol

<Snore66>	I wonder why...

<Ur__Mom>	Halo 343, why arent you in bed??

<Ultra_Force>	He doesn't want to sleep.

<Ur__Mom>	ive told you a MILLION times to go

<[Lambda]>	Ur___Mom: Because I'm Jesus

<Ur__Mom>	now GO before i ground you

<[Lambda]>	Ah, okay...

<Snore66>	Oh I'm scared....

* [Lambda]	slumps sadly off to bed

* Ur__Mom	smacks Snore with a cane

* Ur__Mom	looks at Lambdas computer

<Ur__Mom>	GASP

<Ur__Mom>	what are you looking at??

<[Lambda]>	The IRC

* Ur__Mom	reads the websiter URL

<[Lambda]>	It's an IRC

<Ur__Mom>	www...

<Ur__Mom>	meatyhunks.com??

* Snore66	quietly locks his door and play video games in his room with his light turned off.

<Ur__Mom>	wtf?

<[Lambda]>	XD

<Ur__Mom>	MY SON IS GAY

<Snore66>	XD

* Ur__Mom	begins crying

<Ur__Mom>	WHY

<[Smoke]>	O_o

<Snore66>	YOUR A FAIL MOTHER!!!

<Ur__Mom>	i even had a girl picked out for you!

<Ultra_Force>	lolz

<Snore66>	:)

<[Lambda]>	Ur___Mom: Are you high?

<Ur__Mom>	no!

* Ur__Mom	hides a needle

<[Lambda]>	lol

* Snore66	continues playing video games.

<Ur__Mom>	of course not!

<Ur__Mom>	i have to be a good example

<Ur__Mom>	now STOP BEING GAY

<[Lambda]>	Ur__Mom: No u

* Ur__Mom	begins smacking Lambda

<Snore66>	XD

<Ur__Mom>	I'm making sure that all of your friends are girls

<Ur__Mom>	no more guyfriends!

<Ur__Mom>	now i know what you do with them at night...

<[Lambda]>	This is just getting weirder and weirder

<Ur__Mom>	lol

<[Lambda]>	Ur__Mom: Go back to Germania you Nazi!!

* Ur__Mom	takes a swig of beer