Forum:IRC

Here's just some funny little thing we did on the IRC, from my point of view. Follow along carefully... if you can. :P I know it's long, and tedious, especially if you weren't really there, but it's pretty funny; have fun!
 * GPT [i=18fb6ae9@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-a8025d2932ec38f1] has joined #halopedia

 yo

 Mac FTW

 HI!!!

 I LOVE YOU HALOMAN333!!!

 Im trying to make a article about the galaxy on Halopedia like what the covenant control oh hey GPT! =D


 * Grievous797 waves at GPT

 GPT: you use a mac?

 WTF?


 * GPT waves back

 Haloman333: yeah

 huh...O.o

 GPT: FTW!

 1.6 GHz 17" iMac G5, 2 GB RAM, 30 GB Hard drive!

 CURSE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 what?

 ?

 you're just prejudeiced against Mac.

 but have you ever used OS X?

<Haloman333> For an extended period of time?

<GPT> it is SO much better than ANYthing else, except Linux in many respects, mainly price and open-sourceness

<Grievous797> no ive used a mac its just most games dont play on them!

<GPT> uhmm... yeah they do.

<GPT> if you're going to argue that way, I could say "most games don't play on Windows"

<GPT> because any windows game works on Mac.

<Grievous797> Huh? They do! =D wow this changes my perspective =D

<Haloman333> I like to dual boot. brand new Tower dual core with vista

<GPT> yeah, dual bootation

<GPT> I dual boot my PowerMac G3 with Yellow Dog Linux and Mac OS X.

<Grievous797> By the way I was cursing you for having 30 gig Hard drive

<GPT> o...

<Haloman333> I NEVER use Vista for internet though. too succeptible to viruses

<GPT> well, I ALSO have a 250 GB Lacie, although it brakeded...

<GPT> a 150 gig I dunno what...

<GPT> an 80 gig something else...

<GPT> a 60 gig in my PowerMac...

<GPT> 30 gig in the iBook...

<Grievous797> GAHHHH

<GPT> and a five gig lying around with OS 8.6.


 * Grievous797 brains melted

<GPT> =D

<Haloman333> and a partridge in a pear tree

<GPT> and a n00b wielding dual SMGs.

<Grievous797> Haloman:LOLZ =D

<Haloman333> this guy is a bigger mac fanatic than me. is that physically possible?

<GPT> have you heard that?

<GPT> yep.

<Haloman333> ys

<Grievous797> GPT:you two! =D

<GPT> BTW, I prefer the term MacAddict.

<GPT> me... two?

<GPT> me... ONE!

<Grievous797> Haloman:Thats what jimmy kept screaming! =D

<Haloman333> GPT: Mac Fanatic rhymes

<Haloman333> GPT: kind of


 * Grievous797 is watching red vs blue

<GPT> anyway, I said the thing about a n00b... last christmas I recorded someone's parody of the Twelve Days of Christmas...

<Grievous797> lol

<GPT> the vocals really suck, but I don't care.

<Haloman333> You make machinima?

<GPT> this year I've got a very special one lined up... I rap in it.

<Grievous797> LOL!

<GPT> not machinima, just musik.

<Haloman333> ah

<Grievous797> Muzak =D

<GPT> FYI, I am EXTREMELY white.

<Grievous797> lol

<Haloman333> GPT: who isn't

<GPT> I say "yo" WAY too many times, I sound like Will Smith in this one part, stupid in another...

<GPT> but it's still pretty cool, specially the music.

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 * Grievous797 [i=480ec21c@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-2f0fd0696d18c2ad]

<GPT> Garageband FTW!!!

<GPT> BYE!!!

<James-001> ...ok

<GPT> no, not okay...

<GPT> FTW!

<Haloman333> Garageband FTW indeed

<GPT> yeah... you ever use it?

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 * Grievous797 [i=18ac910f@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-bff7338eb7d4bffc]

<GPT> I've done a bunch of songs with it...

<GPT> HI!!!

<Haloman333> not in a while.

<GPT> an album called frags and gibs...

<Grievous797> Well I cant say I hate apple

<GPT> two covers of Marty's stuff...

<Grievous797> I do have a ipod nano! =D

<James-001> I CAN

<GPT> I have a G3

<GPT> 3G, sorry...

<Grievous797> WTF is a G3? =D

<James-001> AND I ALSO HAVE AN IPOD...only a 2G

<GPT> G3 is the processor before G4

<GPT> 3G is the old one

<GPT> with the dock connector, as apple says

<GPT> with the red light-up buttons ABOVE the wheel, instead of on it

<Haloman333> predecesor of G4 you mean?

<GPT> yeah

<Haloman333> Generation 4

<Grievous797> 4 GIG PWNS 2 GIG W00T!! =D

<Haloman333> I WANT THE IPHONE!

<Grievous797> SO DO I!!! stupid caps....

<Grievous797> anyone here have a Ipod?

<GPT> yeah

<GPT> I do

<GPT> a 3G

<Grievous797> Anyone have the Halo 2 theme? =D

<GPT> nope

<Grievous797> I DO!

<GPT> got the Halo ONE soundtrack, but not two...

<GPT> ICECREAM!!! <Grievous797> WTF!


 * GPT is now known as ICECREAM

<Haloman333> I'm currently using an old treo 600 series phone, although even after being disconed it is still kickass

<ICECREAM> I'm eating ice cream


 * Haloman333 is now known as BUTTERFINGER


 * Grievous797 is now known as IPOD


 * ICECREAM is now known as Relentless

<IPOD> HOLY CRAP!

<Relentless> wha?

<BUTTERFINGER> ZOMG I KNEW IT!


 * Relentless is now known as Grievous797

<Grievous797> yeah, I'm just an IRC hacker... sorry.


 * BUTTERFINGER is now known as Haloman333

<IPOD> DOUBLE HOLY CRAP!


 * Haloman333 is now known as GPT

<GPT> MUAhAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


 * Grievous797 is now known as GHe

<GHe> STOP DONIG THAT!

<IPOD> TRIPLE HOLY CRAP!

<GHe> YOU

<GHe> YOU'RE ALL BEATING ME TO IT!


 * IPOD runs

<GPT> Grievous797 change to a random username


 * GPT is now known as RD


 * GHe is now known as Grievous797

<Grievous797> wait, who am I now?


 * Grievous797 is now known as GHe

<RD> GPT

<GHe> okay, nevermind


 * GHe is now known as Bill


 * RD is now known as GPT


 * Bill is now known as Bill_Gates

<Bill_Gates> I'm here to take your munnies!


 * GPT is now known as GATESY


 * IPOD is now known as Steve_Jobs

<Steve_Jobs> steel cage fight.NOW!


 * Bill_Gates is now known as The_Woz

<The_Woz> but... I'm your old friend who helped you invent the Apple!


 * GATESY is now known as Linuxcreatorguy

<The_Woz> this is confusing... I don't know who anyone is except me and James... LOL!


 * Steve_Jobs slaps Bill for lying

<The_Woz> MORE ICE CREAM!!!


 * The_Woz is now known as Linus_Torvalds


 * Steve_Jobs is now known as Da


 * Linus_Torvalds knows he he is


 * Da is now known as someone


 * Linus_Torvalds is now known as noone


 * someone is now known as PWNER

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 * noone [i=18fb6ae9@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-a8025d2932ec38f1] has


 * Linuxcreatorguy is now known as Who_is_who


 * PWNER is now known as Grievous797

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 * GPT [i=18fb6ae9@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-887ec60cc75c6d06] has

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 * Relentless [i=4cbd1d75@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-90993a088bb396dd]


 * Who_is_who is now known as Haloman333

<Grievous797> HOLY CRAP!

<Relentless> MUAHAHAHAHA!

<GPT> I WAS IMPERSONATING YOU!!!

<GPT> no, really, change your nick


 * Grievous797 runs to bomb shelter to hide


 * Relentless is now known as Haloman333|clone


 * GPT is now known as Relentless

<Haloman333> muahahahaha!


 * Grievous797 locks 30 ft thick door

<Relentless> I AM THE ALL POWERFUL JERK FACE WHO WANTS TO TAKE OVER EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING!!!


 * Haloman333 is now known as Michael_Jackson


 * Grievous797 loads rifles and Rocket launchers and preps Pelican


 * Michael_Jackson is in room with Grievous797

<Relentless> Mr. Clone, what do you have to say about this mindless stealation?


 * Grievous797 pumps michael full of lead


 * Grievous797 escapes on pelcan


 * Relentless is a tard.

<Haloman333|clone> I am a mindless clone


 * Relentless is now known as GPT


 * GPT is now known as Relentless


 * Michael_Jackson respawns next to Grievous

<Relentless> HAHA! MISSED YER CHANCE!!!

<Grievous797> OH CRAP!


 * Grievous797 ejects

<Relentless> no, BEHIND Grievous

<Michael_Jackson> muahahahaha! you will never get away from me!

<Relentless> ouch...

<Haloman333|clone> I am a clone


 * Grievous797 is in sky and activates pelican self destruct to 1 milisecond

<Relentless> that you are.


 * Michael_Jackson goes into ejection seat with grievous

<Relentless> LOL!!!

<James-001> geezzz, i leave you guys alone for 5 minutes and michael moves in


 * Grievous797 jumps out of seat


 * Grievous797 falls to death


 * Relentless jumps into seat to take his place


 * Michael_Jackson is superglued to grievous


 * Grievous797 dies


 * Michael_Jackson rapes body

<Relentless> ew...


 * Grievous797 becomes zombie


 * Relentless is becomed by Grievous797

<Relentless> CRAP!


 * Michael_Jackson goes after GPT. oh wait, he's too old for my taste!

<Relentless> IT DIDN'T CHANGE MY NAME TO ZOMBIE!!!

<James-001> ...OK

<Relentless> yep, that's me, old and sweaty adolescent.

<Relentless> and greasy.

<Relentless> and slimy, don't forget slimy!


 * Grievous797 has axe


 * Grievous797 kills michael


 * Michael_Jackson respawns behind grievous.


 * Grievous797 activates overshield


 * Grievous797 activates camo

<Michael_Jackson> too late little boy


 * Grievous797 kills michael again


 * Relentless eats more ICE CREAM!!! brb


 * Grievous797 teleports

<Michael_Jackson> millions of Michael Jacksons respawn next to Grievous


 * Grievous797 goes into black hole


 * James-001 slaps michael so hard, he knocks the black back into him...


 * Grievous797 laughs like nelson from simpsons

<Michael_Jackson> come to us little...oof! Hey, I'm black againl. Chamonga Hee Hee Hee!

<James-001> haha

<Michael_Jackson> my nose is back

<James-001> and he can sing again

<Haloman333|clone> I am a mindless clone

<Grievous797> IS THAT POSSIBLE?! =D

<Relentless> WILL YOU STOP SAYING THAT!?!?


 * Haloman333|clone is now known as Mindless_Clone


 * Grievous797 is now known as Dark_Helmet


 * Dark_Helmet uses the scwartz

<Michael_Jackson> ????

<James-001> huh?

<Dark_Helmet> spaceballs.Have you ever seen it?!


 * Mindless_Clone is now known as Grievous797

<James-001> YES

<James-001> YES


 * Dark_Helmet goes insane

<Michael_Jackson> Who hasn't

<James-001> FUNNY :-d

<Relentless> I haven't.


 * Michael_Jackson is now known as Haloman333


 * James-001 feels sorry for RR

<Dark_Helmet> You shot my hair! You Son of a....

<James-001> almost

<Dark_Helmet> love that movie!

<Relentless> someone else needs to join, so I can MESS WITH THEIR HEADS!!!

<Haloman333> ZOMG did anybody notice that michael jackson somehow became black again

<Relentless> nope.

<James-001> no no no


 * Grievous797 is now known as Someone_Else

<Dark_Helmet> HOLY CRAP IS THAT POSSIBLE?!

<Relentless> yep.

<James-001> hahaha

<Relentless> wait, is WHAT possible?


 * James-001 is now known as hahaha

hahaha

...ok

<Someone_Else> wait, who's who anymore

<Dark_Helmet> LUDICRUS SPEED!

<Relentless> I'm GPT

<Relentless> Someone_Else is RR

<Haloman333> sorry,wrong speed

<Someone_Else> LUDICROUS SPEED

hahaha

<Relentless> I think... right?


 * hahaha is now known as GPT

<Someone_Else> Relentless: actually it is me

<Relentless> Haloman333 is himself...

<Relentless> yeah


 * Dark_Helmet sees the dial go from light speed...to warp speed...to ludicrus speed

<GPT> what

<Relentless> WTF!?

<Relentless> WHO'S THAT!?!?

<Someone_Else> ....

<Haloman333> ...


 * Dark_Helmet brains melt

<GPT> I didn't know that was possible

<Relentless> no, who's pretending to be Guesty?

<Relentless> oh, James

<GPT> i thought you said you were guesty?

<GPT> huh?

<Relentless> I'm Guesty

<GPT>

<Relentless> but I didn't want to confuse people

<Someone_Else> WHO'S ANYONE ANYMORE!

<GPT> ...ok

<Relentless> here, look:

<Someone_Else> MESS WITH MY HEAD!

<Dark_Helmet> Im grievous797


 * Someone_Else is now known as Grievous797

<Relentless> Relentless is actually GPT

<Grievous797> no you're not. I AM grievous797

<Relentless> Grievous797 is actually RR

<GPT> right

<Relentless> GPT is actually James-001


 * GPT is now known as Spartan1138

<Relentless> Haloman333 is actually himself

<Spartan1138> ok

<Relentless> who's Dark Helmet?

<Grievous797> Relentless: I am both Grievous AND Haloman333


 * Dark_Helmet is now known as Recusant

<Spartan1138> yep

<Spartan1138> you lost me

<Relentless> no you aren't

<Haloman333> yes I am, in a different Tab

<Haloman333> on Safari

<Relentless> oh...

<Spartan1138> ok...

<Spartan1138> why

<Relentless> so Haloman333 is PRETENDING to be himself AND Grievous

<Relentless> so RR is pretending to be 1138?

<Spartan1138> wait, so who are you

<Spartan1138> and which one is RR

<Relentless> I am actually GPT

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 * GHe [i=18fb6ae9@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-9f413830235aec0d] has

<Grievous797> ish guy

<Recusant> Me!

<Spartan1138> uh oh

<Haloman333> Let me see.... Relentless is Guesty persony thingy,Recusant is Grievous797, I am Grievous797 and me. and chanserv is a random swedish guy

<Relentless> Recusant is RR?

<Spartan1138> ok

<GHe> what the HELL Is going on here?

<Haloman333> no it's grievous

<Haloman333> We decided to switch up names a little bit

<Relentless> Grievous is RR?

<Spartan1138> GHe: When I find out, I'll tell you

<Recusant> Yeah

<GHe> Spartan1138: I'm "Relentless" in a different tab.

<Relentless> he speaks truth.

<Recusant> GHe:nobody knows... nobody knows...

<GHe> your mom knows

<Spartan1138> right...


 * Recusant is now known as G797

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 * Dragonclaws [i=18fb6ae9@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-21eab7a8d919104f]


 * G797 is now known as Grievous

<Relentless> HI!!!

<Spartan1138> this is really confusing

<Relentless> yes, it is

<Haloman333> This is not what you think it is

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 * Conehed [i=4cbd1d75@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-0eff854ea6e7bd07] has


 * Grievous 's brains melt

<Relentless> Dragonclaws: I'm actually GPT

<Spartan1138> uhuh

<Dragonclaws> yes, I know...

<Dragonclaws> after all, I AM YOU TOO!

<Grievous> g2g


 * Grievous left #halopedia []

<Grievous797> ????

<Relentless> BYE!!!

<Grievous797> lol

<Spartan1138> who's dragonclaws?

<Relentless> me

<Relentless> GPT here, PRETENDING to be Relentless, GHe, and Dragonclaws

<Spartan1138> ok

<Relentless> all at the same time

<Dragonclaws> LOL!

<Spartan1138> ok

<Spartan1138> why?

<Dragonclaws> Oh, Guesty, you're so clever!

<Haloman333> spartan get a nick

<Dragonclaws> I hereby cede my position as sysop to you.

<Relentless> Why thank you, sir!

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 * James-001 [i=4769110e@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-6889ca11041b1a96]

<Dragonclaws> No, YOU'RE the sir, now, sir.

<Relentless> HI!!!

<Dragonclaws> HI!!!

<James-001> what is going on here?

<GHe> HI!!!

<Conehed> HI!

<GHe> okay, her's the deal

<Spartan1138> who her?


 * Conehed is now known as Caboose_Reborn

<GHe> GPT here, pretending to be Relentless, GHe, and Dragonclaws, AT THE SAME TIME!


 * Dragonclaws is now known as Ryanngreenday

<James-001> ...wierd people...

<Relentless> this is so fun...

<Caboose_Reborn> I love you Ryan, marry me!

<Relentless> YOUR MOM!!!

<Spartan1138> umm...ok

<Spartan1138> WHAT!!!!!!!!

<Haloman333> Can I be your best man Ryan

<Ryanngreenday> NO!!! I am destined to marry GUESTY!


 * Relentless gasps


 * Spartan1138 GASPS

<Caboose_Reborn> YOU BITCH!

<GHe> What the FUK?

<Caboose_Reborn> I thought we had something special


 * Spartan1138 says WTH

<Ryanngreenday> NEVAR!!!


 * Caboose_Reborn marries Haloman333


 * Ryanngreenday marries Relentless

<Haloman333> yay!


 * Ryanngreenday marries GHe


 * GHe marries Ryanngreenday


 * GHe marries Relentless

<Spartan1138> is it too late to get a refund on the wedding tickets...


 * Relentless marries GHe


 * Haloman333 marries everyone


 * Relentless marries Ryanngreenday

<Relentless>

<Relentless> yep.

<James-001> EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

<James-001> EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


 * Haloman333 marries Haloman333

<GHe> yep.

<Ryanngreenday> very ew.

<James-001> GREEEEEEEEEAAAATTTTT//////?????

<Relentless> extremely ew.

<Haloman333> I married myself!

<GHe> excrutiatingly ew.

<Ryanngreenday> me too.

<James-001> That's just....I don't know what that is

<Relentless> it's sexy.


 * GHe is now known as Rogue


 * Ryanngreenday is now known as Recusant

<Spartan1138> this is getting out of hand

<Caboose_Reborn> yay for polygamy. now that we are married through Haloman333, we need to discuss the children

<Relentless> no it isn't

<Relentless> POLYGAMY!!!

<James-001> i'm out of here

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 * James-001 [i=4769110e@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-6889ca11041b1a96]

<Haloman333> POLYGAMY FTW!

<Relentless> Actually, out of IRC, I'm married to three people

<Relentless> dating a trashcan

<Relentless> and someone's ex

<Caboose_Reborn> I'm dating another 700 girls

<Relentless> also, one of my marriages is gay

<Relentless> and one of the girls is married to the other

<Caboose_Reborn> I get a lot of lesbian sex

<Spartan1138> ...ok

<Relentless> and the recycling bin fathered the ex's child

<Haloman333> ZOMG!

<Rogue> LOL!

<Recusant> !LOL

<Recusant> ¡LOL!

<Spartan1138> wait, so how many people are actually here?

<Haloman333> I HATE THE RECYCLING BINE!

<Relentless> ¿LOL?

<Relentless> five people

<Relentless> not counting ChanServ

<Relentless> only counting one of me

<Grievous797> Haloman is 3 and GPT is three

<Relentless> oh

<Spartan1138> you gpt haloman me and ...?

<Relentless> two peeps then

<Spartan1138> oh

<Relentless> is the REAL RelentlessRecusant in here?

<Grievous797> Rogue: are you grievous

<Grievous797> no

<Rogue> I'm "Relentless" in another tab

<Grievous797> oops

<Recusant> me too

<Spartan1138> no, or else he would have went on a power trip by now


 * Grievous797 is now known as memomo

<Relentless> power... trip?

<Relentless> What's that?

where he goes crazy and starts booting people for no apparant reason

<Spartan1138> you know, go crazy and kick everybody

it

<Relentless> but he can't

<Spartan1138> yeah

it's actually quite funny sometimes

<Spartan1138> yes he can

<Relentless> he doesn't have op status, since I'm using his account without a password

he is an op

<Relentless> but I'm him

with a password he has the status

<Relentless> but I'm not an op either, since I didn't use a password

<Spartan1138> and no it's not funny, BECAUSE HE USUALLY DOES IT TO ME

<Rogue> BYE!!!


 * Rogue left #halopedia []

<Recusant> BYE!!!


 * Recusant left #halopedia []

<Spartan1138> BYE

NO!

NO!

NO!

NO!

NO!

NO!

<Relentless> what?

NO!

NO!

NO!

NO!

<Spartan1138> what

NO! <Relentless> they're just me, youknow

NO!

<Relentless> STOP!

<Spartan1138> STOP

IDK i just like to say no

<Relentless> thank you.

<Relentless> hey, I can't copy-and-paste anything from what we've said...
 * memomo is now known as Ryanngreenday

<Relentless> can you guys?

<Caboose_Reborn> I WANT TO MARRY RYANNGREENDAY!

<Relentless> I want to show the transcript to everyone on Haloepedia...

<Spartan1138> copy to where?

<Relentless> to a Halopedia edit box

<Relentless> or an email thing

<Relentless> or anything

<Relentless> it just won't let me select something and copy it.

<Haloman333> wait don't post

<Spartan1138> yeah, i copied it

<Spartan1138> but where do i paste it?

<Relentless> anywhere.

<Haloman333> Post it onto a new page. User:Spartan1138/transcript

<Relentless> yeah

<Spartan1138> ok

<Spartan1138> but i'm actually james

<Spartan1138> hehehe

<Haloman333> ??? r u really


 * Spartan1138 is now known as James-001

<Haloman333> wait, don't post for a while

<James-001> do you want me to get everything up till this, or just the wierd parts

<Haloman333> let me get it


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<Relentless> everything, I'll do what I can to chop it up, or somethign...

<Relentless> hey, Phil_E, what's up?

<Phil_E> Relentless: nothing much

<Caboose_Reborn> NOBODY POST ANYTHING ON THIS IRC UNTIL I SAY SO!


 * Caboose_Reborn is now known as Haloman333|Clone

<Relentless> better do as she says; she's getting mad.

<Relentless> oh, so you WERE here?

<James-001> who's she?

<Haloman333|Clone> Ya

<Haloman333|Clone> I was her

<Relentless> Caboose is a female

<Relentless> and you were pretending...

<Relentless> poser.

<Haloman333|Clone> don't post!

<Haloman333> ok

<James-001> where is it?

Here it just cuts off, because this is when I copy-and-pasted it to here. Cheers, Relentless! ;D