User:Chakravartin/IRC

I will be either ODST-Joshie and Altair ;)

Quotes
 When a alien killing machine is armed with enough claws and spikes to slay a shishkebab a whole den of rabbits, you gotta worry

 "Sir, the ODSTs just OD'd." "Overdosed? FARK! I was about to tell them to change the dropsize, the DZ just got overrun by lava...." ODSTs: SHI- *Sizzle*

 Sub7ank: "unilinky" : (#1) a whore, or (#2) Rest In Peace...

  I Love You

 "Boobies inbound!" "Tits or Boobs?" "They're the same damnit!" "Why not ass?" "Boobies, you know, dropships?"

 "Sir? We lost control of the UAVs!" "WHAT? I TOLD YOU TO JAM THEIR UAVS TO STOP THAT!" "Sir!, we're using the same UAVs, so..." "...DAMNIT!"

 General Dumbassery? That would be the most lulz commanding officer evar	Hello General... Dumbassery? YES ITS MY FUCKING NAME

	Rapescune, the 'Mature' version of Runescape

	I do love a good odstjoshieing.


 * <--	Ahax_Not_Here has left freenode ("one of these days joshie, one of these, I'm going to beat you at ireland's national sport! drinking!")


 * <--	TheLordOfTheBush has left freenode ("mibbit.com: children beware, if you're bad the Lord Of The Bush will get you! (Yes, this means you Joshie!) loljk")


 * ONIrecon111 Pendulum Slams SPARTAN-G024 with a Propane Nightmare to get his Blood Sugar level high all the way to The Other Side where Voodoo People reside on Another Planet where they force you to Hold Your Color

	WHERE'S BETH!

=-=	SPARTAN-984 was booted from ##paigey by ApeOnThursdays (You're not Josh.)

CT Loves Lesbians
 Notice CT only Joined in when Lesbians where mentioned xD

 LAWFOL

 Dear JBejaysus! What is that?

 DAI Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

 ROFLMAO

<DeltaAI> Damn, Jennings & Rall is now tied with Acumen

<ODST_Joshie> You know what that means Nat?

<Useful_Dave> Wai DAI

<DeltaAI> Rot voted for ASL

<Nat|Sick> If the word "a**l" was mentioned, CT would jump in. :P

<ODST_Joshie> xD

<ODST_Joshie> Nat your sick minded! Then so am I xD

<Nat|Sick> Sex Ed class, Joshie. :P

<ODST_Joshie> rofl

<Nat|Sick> I /would/ like to keep my mind clean and innocent, but....

<ODST_Joshie> i had one when i was 11 and then a 2nd one when i was 12

<Nat|Sick> It's compulsory, unfortunately.

<ODST_Joshie> Northern Ireland for ya

<ODST_Joshie> you know where i live is the Drug Capital of Britain?

<CommanderTony> Oh screw you guys ;).

<ODST_Joshie> Your Welcome Tony!

<CommanderTony> I'm not *obsessed* with Lesbians.

<Nat|Sick> Right. :P

<ODST_Joshie> the word obsessed was never mentioned

<Useful_Dave> You're just fancinated with them?

<ODST_Joshie> rofl

<ODST_Joshie> this is so being quoted

<CommanderTony> They are a magnificent and interesting creature.

<Nat|Sick> Interested? Aroused, mebbeh?

<Nat|Sick> O_o

<ODST_Joshie> CT This was Just Quoted

<CommanderTony> Good.

<Nat|Sick> They aren't creatures. They are people.


 * Nat|Sick sneezes

<CommanderTony> I know, I was making it seem as if I was "Steve Irwin"-ing them.

<CommanderTony> Stalking them.

<CommanderTony> ;|

<ODST_Joshie> i bet you would Tony

<CommanderTony> ;)

<Nat|Sick> Play on Steve Irwin:- "Stingrays like a bit of foreplay" :P

<CommanderTony> HAHA.

War
<ODST_Joshie> i'll just shoot you with a HBR-09


 * Ajax_013 dodges


 * ODST_Joshie retreats to cover


 * ODST_Joshie opens up again


 * Ajax_013 smashes through the cover then smashes Joshie


 * NatLBT watches with mild interest.


 * ODST_Joshie gets up (in agony) gets onboard a coventiantly waiting Pelican


 * Ajax_013 shoots down the Pelican

<ODST_Joshie> with what?

<Ajax_013> a SPARTAN laser

<ODST_Joshie> crap


 * ODST_Joshie surrenders


 * Useful_Dave unleashes the Jackals on ODST_Joshie


 * ODST_Joshie grabs a M7s and kills them


 * Ajax_013 grabs a Joshie and kills him


 * ODST_Joshie dies

Asexual
<JamesRVH> He was in there for severe stress

<JamesRVH> You nubs give him stress


 * Ajax_013 sends James to hospital

<JamesRVH> Ajax: Already got one

<NatLBT> No.....


 * Justineac signs James up for a prostate exam

<Justineac> dun dun dun

<JamesRVH> NO D

<NatLBT> Stress can't be a sickness.

<JamesRVH> * XD

<JamesRVH> NatLBT: Obviously.....

<NatLBT> You can get stomach ulcers from severe stress.

<JamesRVH> But you can go to hospital cos of stress

<NatLBT> ¬_¬

<JamesRVH> You can

<NatLBT> You can die from severe stress. too.

<ODST_Joshie> Justin you hav been watching Family guy

<JamesRVH> So why are you arguing

<ODST_Joshie> justine*

<NatLBT> We got Season 7.

<Justineac> I have? o_O

<ODST_Joshie> thats in Family Guy

<JamesRVH> She has? O_o

<Justineac> I was just bugging James like 5 minutes ago about the constant male enhancement ads I see on tv

<JamesRVH> XD

<NatLBT> Since when is Justine a boy?

<Justineac> and erectile dysfunction ads xD

<Justineac> and stuff xD

<Justineac> that I end up having to watch


 * NatLBT scuttles away from Justineac

<ODST_Joshie> you have that in america?

<Justineac> ON NICK

<Justineac> ..yes.

<ODST_Joshie> new GN'R albulm is good

<JamesRVH> Guns n roses?

<NatLBT> *ALBUM!

<Justineac> what else..

<NatLBT> FIX YOUR GRAMMAR! RAAAAAAGH!

<ODST_Joshie> ten-four James

<Ajax_013> Guns and roses are overrated trash

<JamesRVH> Yeah it's ok

<Justineac> oh

<Justineac> yes

<ODST_Joshie> :O

<JamesRVH> but like


 * NatLBT kills Joshie for having bad grammar

<JamesRVH> Their old stuff is better


 * ODST_Joshie slits Ajax's throat


 * NatLBT agrees with Ajax

<Ajax_013> I'd love to fucking beat the shit out of Axl Rose for being a prick

<JamesRVH> Ajax : same, he's weird xD

<NatLBT> This nerd in our school listens to 80's metal....and he seems....fruity.

<Justineac> that chick dressed in skin tight clothes telling people to save prostates and not lives :|

<Justineac> what the hell

<ODST_Joshie> i agree with James old stuff better also Axl Rose needs a slap

<JamesRVH> fruity? XD

<NatLBT> I'd kill Axl Rose for lookin' like a frigging WOMAN.

<Justineac> :|

<ODST_Joshie> thats rock music

<ODST_Joshie> :/

<Justineac> I'm sorry frigging women exist

<NatLBT> James: Yeah....He's a teachers pet, and has no friends....I think he seems quite asexual.

<JamesRVH> asexual XD

<JamesRVH> what

<ODST_Joshie> Justine

<JamesRVH> like

<NatLBT> Justineac: That's terribly hilarious.

<JamesRVH> in his closet at home

<JamesRVH> There's tons of him

<ODST_Joshie> without men and women= no human race

<JamesRVH> loads of mini him

<Justineac> I was sarcastic >_>


 * NatLBT 's metal diaphragm breaks

<ODST_Joshie> i wasn't

<ODST_Joshie> plus it's hard to tell without voice

<NatLBT> Joshie: SAVE THIS

<NatLBT> He's 15 and his voice has not broken. He sounds like a little girl.

<ODST_Joshie> save=<NatLBT> He's 15 and his voice has not broken. He sounds like a little girl.

<Justineac> o_O

<ODST_Joshie> my voice is breakin

<Justineac> I know a lot of 15 year olds who's voices haven't broken xD

<NatLBT> "Hey guys, wanna go play some baseBALL." <-- his voice breaks at BALL

<NatLBT> Joshie, no, save all of this.

<ODST_Joshie> from where

<NatLBT> Everything above, and possibly, below.

<ODST_Joshie> from <JamesRVH> He was in there for severe stress

<NatLBT> From when you last entered the chatroom

Gay Kid
<NatLBT> Justineac: No seriously, though. It's actually quite hilarious, becuse he used to smoke, and drinks Lots of Lucozade to replace those.

<NatLBT> As a result, he lashes out in the most hilarious ways.

<JamesRVH> hyperactivity

<JamesRVH> headaches

<JamesRVH> added together

<NatLBT> JamesRVH: Butter

<ODST_Joshie> like grabbin his wedding vegtables?

<JamesRVH> =

<NatLBT> Yesh

<JamesRVH> a goblin with raspberries

<ODST_Joshie> http://halofanon.wikia.com/wiki/User:ODST_Joshie/IRC_Quotes#War

<JamesRVH> wedding vegetables...?

<ODST_Joshie> balls

<JamesRVH> I know

<JamesRVH> But....

<Justineac> what

<NatLBT> His voice and activity are those comparable to a hyperactive gerbil/squirrel on helium+steroids+sugar.

<JamesRVH> Wedding vegetables..?

<Justineac> since when were they called that now xD

<JamesRVH> That's retarded xD

<NatLBT> Of course it is!

<ODST_Joshie> James May calls them it

War#2

 * Useful_Dave woonders how long you could make a Railway gun before its just too big


 * Lord_Ajax cuts the rope

<ODST-Joshie> yep


 * TheVerve grabs on the points she made it out, and is on the other side of the pit


 * ODST-Joshie shoots Verve


 * Lord_Ajax gets out his hunting rifle


 * TheVerve takes cover


 * Lord_Ajax aims for TheVerve's hands

<Useful_Dave> The Gustav was only 30m long O.o


 * ODST-Joshie pushes Ajax into the pit

<TheVerve> o_O

<TheVerve> <.<

<TheVerve> Did you know Ajax is Op'd?

<ODST-Joshie> yep


 * ODST-Joshie watches Ajax fall

<TheVerve> good


 * TheVerve climbs out the pit


 * Useful_Dave drops a metric ton if live Poison Headcrabs into the pit.

<TheVerve> O_O


 * Useful_Dave <3s the way they go 'Chirp!'

<Useful_Dave> Its sooo cute :3


 * ODST-Joshie watches with Dave as Ajax squirms


 * TheVerve watches with a Rocket Launcher


 * Useful_Dave also tons a ODST Bodysuit and helmet, and shoves a Poison Headie on ODST Joshie's head.

<TheVerve> :P

<TheVerve> Wait


 * ODST-Joshie has his armour on


 * BlackSkull [n=BlackSku@79-78-29-206.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com] has joined #halo-fanon


 * TheVerve runs to a safe distance


 * ODST-Joshie takes the crab off his head and chucks it at Verve

<ONIrecon111> rar BC


 * TheVerve blows it up with the rocket launcher


 * Useful_Dave takes out a Grav Gun, and fires a Sawblade through ODST-Joshie instead

<ONIrecon111> http://halofanon.wikia.com/wiki/David_Plissken

<Useful_Dave> SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE

<ONIrecon111> what film is that pic from?

<Useful_Dave> Escape New York?

<Useful_Dave> Something like that name


 * ODST-Joshie ducks and grabs daves neck and slits his Juggular

<ONIrecon111> yeah, somthing like it

<ONIrecon111> i remember watching it


 * TheVerve carries on running

<Useful_Dave> I randomly discovered that I have the same name as a whole bunch of other people, even a CSI character. xD

<ONIrecon111> xD

<TheVerve> xD

<ONIrecon111> gg

<ONIrecon111> g2g*

<ONIrecon111> bbl

<TheVerve> Byez

<ODST-Joshie> daves dead/diein

<ODST-Joshie> bye

<Useful_Dave> O Rly?


 * ONIrecon111 [n=ONIrecon@unaffiliated/onirecon111] has quit ["March of the nubcakes, now showing on Discovery channel :D"]

<ODST-Joshie> i slit ys juggular


 * Useful_Dave was wearing an ODST Bodysuit

<ODST-Joshie> still slit ya juggular


 * TheVerve notes that She put a model of Useful_Dave in the way


 * ODST-Joshie grabs Verve and slits her throat......Slowly


 * TheVerve notes that she also replaced herself with a model, and runs for the hills!


 * Useful_Dave uses that time to get a squadron of Muskets in orbit above ODST Joshie, and so perform a several thusand missile salute aimed at him.

<TheVerve> <.<


 * ODST-Joshie returns the Salute


 * TheVerve dives in her missle bunker


 * ODST-Joshie grabs the "REAL" verve out and slits her throat slowly


 * Useful_Dave winces as over nine thousand missiles hit upon the poor ODST Joshie, about 195k to be exact.


 * TheVerve notes she locked the door, and ODST-Joshie is now dead#

<Useful_Dave> Yes, Muskets carry that many missiles


 * ODST-Joshie notices a slight scrath on his Armour


 * ODST-Joshie then salutes Dave

<Useful_Dave> Archers have a lot more power than your average firework you know, they can kill Capital ships


 * ODST-Joshie knows but it didn't hurt him

<ODST-Joshie> as i am wearing the most God-Modded armour in the history of God-Modding

<Useful_Dave> ODSTs aren't that bad

<ODST-Joshie> well my armour is god-modded

<Useful_Dave> So its made out of phail.


 * TheVerve exits out of her secret exit with a SMG and a Sword


 * ODST-Joshie turns round (wearin non-gmodded armour) opens up on Jaws with a MA6B


 * Useful_Dave blows ODST Joshie away with a M19 Jackhammer.

<TheVerve> <.< :D


 * ODST-Joshie looks at his bloody soon to be corpse and in a final act of courage destroys to conviently placed Super Nova bombs and destroys the entire system

Ajax is a Bad Sport

 * Lord_Ajax kills a puppy

<Lord_Ajax> wait

<Lord_Ajax> noooooooo

<Lord_Ajax> i like puppiesl....

<ODST-Joshie> ha!


 * Lord_Ajax kills a baby, thats much better

<ODST-Joshie> HA!

<ODST-Joshie> HA!

<ODST-Joshie> HA!

<ODST-Joshie> HA!

<Lord_Ajax> ....


 * ODST-Joshie laughs at Ajax's epic screw up


 * ODST-Joshie was kicked from #Halo-Fanon by Lord_Ajax [HA]

Smiley Faces
<ONIrecon111> o_O

<ODST_Joshie> O_O

<.<

<a_shrubbery> :")

<ODST_Joshie> >.>

=P

<a_shrubbery> >)

<Delta-269> ...

<ODST_Joshie> :O

<Sub7ank> :P

<Sub7ank> >)

<ODST_Joshie> :/

>:D

<Sub7ank> :P

<ODST_Joshie> :L

<Sub7ank> XD

<Delta-269> unluckynumber11, u broke teh patturnz

>:)

<a_shrubbery> >:)

no u

<Sub7ank> :?



<Sub7ank> :o

<ODST_Joshie> :@



<ODST_Joshie> :/

<Sub7ank> :'(

XP

<ODST_Joshie> >:(

<Sub7ank> ;)

<ODST_Joshie> xD

>:P


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<ONIrecon111> wtf

<Sub7ank> :D


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<ODST_Joshie> being quoted

<Sub7ank> :P

<Sub7ank> XD

<Sub7ank> :D

Ajax Can Kick himself :O
<Forerunner> Ajax...try kicking yourseld....

<Forerunner> I bet it workd

<Forerunner> *yourself

<Forerunner> *workes


 * Creator-Joshie is now known as ODST_Joshie

<Forerunner> **works

<God_Ajax> Okay, I'll try kicking myself


 * Forerunner was kicked from #Halopedia by God_Ajax [did it work?]

UPLOAF!
<Altair> UPLOAD UPLOAF!

<Ajax_013> UPLOAF!

<Ajax_013> UPLOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAF

<Useful_Dave> UP THE BREAD!

<Useful_Dave> DOWN THE CRACKER!

PHAIL!
<MERER435>	ha i knew he wasnt a bot

<MERER435>	how do i make forerunner change his name

<Spartansniper450>	/part

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<MERER435>	wtf

<RE4isgreat>	that won't work

<Nicmavr>	Hello.

<Spartansniper450>	meh

<RE4isgreat>	it's /part Forerunner

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<Nicmavr>	What won't work?

<Spartansniper450>	it was woth a shot


 * RE4isgreat	commands Forerunner to slap MERER435

<ONIrecon111>	SOCKPUPPET

<--|	MERER435 has left #halopedia ("foerunner")

<Ajax_013>	YES

<Ajax_013>	:D

<Spartansniper450>	XD

<ONIrecon111>	o_O

<Spartansniper450>	it worked

Jokes xD
<Nicmavr>	I got a joke1

<ODSTJoshie>	tell us

<Nicmavr>	What colour is a burp?

<ODSTJoshie>	dunno

<Nicmavr>	burple! XD

<ODSTJoshie>	lol

<Nicmavr>	Anotha!

<Nicmavr>	What happens if a frog parks illigaly?

<ODSTJoshie>	dunno

<Nicmavr>	He gets toad away!

<Nicmavr>	XD

<SPARTAN-077>	xD

<ODSTJoshie>	SPARTAN-077: User:ODST Joshie

http://halopedian.com/User:ODST_Joshie

<ODSTJoshie>	Nicmavr: xd

<ODSTJoshie>	xD

<Nicmavr>	I haz MOAR JOKEZ!!

<Nicmavr>	Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?

<ODSTJoshie>	dunno

<Nicmavr>	She has bright students!

<Nicmavr>	XD

<ODSTJoshie>	xD

<SPARTAN-077>	xD


 * ODSTJoshie should quote this

<Nicmavr>	Yeah, quote these!

<ODSTJoshie>	ok

<Nicmavr>	I haz moar!

<SPARTAN-077>	Stupid, but entertaining. ;]

<ODSTJoshie>	it'll be on HF

<Nicmavr>	What is a ghosts position in soccer?

<Nicmavr>	A ghoulie!

<Nicmavr>	XD

<ODSTJoshie>	xD

<Nicmavr>	What did one penny say to the other penny?

<ODSTJoshie>	dunno

<Nicmavr>	We make perfect cents!

<Nicmavr>	XD

<ODSTJoshie>	xD

<Nicmavr>	Oh man, you gotta quote these!

<Nicmavr>	brb

<Nicmavr>	Why is Alabama the smartest state?

<ODSTJoshie>	Dunno

<Nicmavr>	Because it has 4 As and one B!

<Nicmavr>	Xd

<Nicmavr>	XD

<ODSTJoshie>	xD

<Nicmavr>	Want moar?

<ODSTJoshie>	yes

<Nicmavr>	Why did the student eat his homework?

<ODSTJoshie>	dunno

<Nicmavr>	Because the teacher said it wuz a piece of cake!

<Nicmavr>	XD

<ODSTJoshie>	xD

<ODSTJoshie>	ok uno more

<Nicmavr>	Piece of cake=easy! XD

<ODSTJoshie>	Yes

<ODSTJoshie>	we all know

<Nicmavr>	Moar?

<ODSTJoshie>	How You get a Fat Girl Into bed?

<Nicmavr>	Dunno.

<ODSTJoshie>	Piece of Cake xD

<ONIrecon111>	what's the name of the HW Arbiter?

<Nicmavr>	lolz!

<Nicmavr>	dunno

<Nicmavr>	Mora something?

<ODSTJoshie>	yes 2 more

<Nicmavr>	Why can't you tell a joke while on ice?

<ODSTJoshie>	dunno

<Nicmavr>	Because it might crack up! XD

<ODSTJoshie>	xD

<Nicmavr>	What is a frogs favourite drink?

<ODSTJoshie>	Dunnp

<Nicmavr>	Crok-a-Cola!

<Nicmavr>	XD

<ODSTJoshie>	xD

<ODSTJoshie>	http://gowfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page

<ODSTJoshie>	anyway

<Nicmavr>	Bwuahahaha!!

<ODSTJoshie>	quote time

<Nicmavr>	Yep

<Nicmavr>	Yayz, quote 'em alL! :D

GO GO GO!
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<ODSTJoshie>	Like group of friends who;s articles are to similar

<ODSTJoshie>	and sweet jesus

<ONIrecon111>	holy hell

<ODSTJoshie>	speak of the devil

<ONIrecon111>	dismiss council group now

<ONIrecon111>	evacuate

<ONIrecon111>	evacuate

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<ONIrecon111>	abort

<ONIrecon111>	abort

<ONIrecon111>	dive dive dive

<SPARTAN-077>	This meeting is adjourned, I need a Tac squad in here now!


 * ONIrecon111	dives underwater


 * ODSTJoshie	dives

<ONIrecon111>	rar HD

<SPARTAN-077>	Ahoy, you two.

<Meat_and_Taters>	Wow, that was a welcome...

<Meat_and_Taters>	B(

<ODSTJoshie>	Hey M&T


 * ODSTJoshie	hugs Meat_and_Taters


 * ONIrecon111	submerges


 * Meat_and_Taters	steps back slowly.


 * SPARTAN-077	ducks until the Tac squad arrives

Swiss Guard
<SPARTAN-G024>	Swiss Guard are idiots.

<SPARTAN-G024>	Pikes Vs Guns.

<CommanderTony>	So says the freckled face pree-teenager.

<SPARTAN-G024>	<_<

<Ajax_Here>	depends on the gun

<SPARTAN-G024>	Ajax_Here: Not really.


 * CommanderTony	is pretty sure that the Swiss Guards are proud as hell of their pikes and unique uniforms.

<Ajax_Here>	Swiss Guard versus guys with M4s

<SPARTAN-G024>	CommanderTony: I has no freckles. :)

<Ajax_Here>	they just hide a while, wait for them to jam, then BAM

<SPARTAN-G024>	xD

Failed me for the Last time!
<Ahaxinator>	did you message RR about his tremendous fuck up? :P

<Sub7ank>	Yes I did.

<Ahaxinator>	did you remind him to get onto Skype?

<GreyFox>	XD

<Sub7ank>	I did... but he didn't respond. :P


 * Ahaxinator	force chokes Sub7ank

<Ahaxinator>	you have failed me for the last time!

CT is helpful. :)
<SPARTAN-G024>	It regards Ships. <SPARTAN-G024>	Frigate, Destroyer, Prowler (Sub I guess?), Carrier, Battleship, Dreadnought, and a minesweeper I guess. <SPARTAN-G024>	All Nucluer powered. <CommanderTony>	What's the question? <SPARTAN-G024>	What are there like signs. <CommanderTony>	But yeah, I make my Prowlers equivalent to Submarines. <SPARTAN-G024>	Like CVN, <CommanderTony>	(Present day US Navy classifcations) <SPARTAN-G024>	CVN=Carrier Nucleur Powered? <SPARTAN-G024>	CommanderTony: Link to 'em? <CommanderTony>	Frigate = FF (Frigate), FFG (Guided Missile Frigate) <SPARTAN-G024>	Uh-huh. <CommanderTony>	Destroyer = DD (Destroyer), DDG (Guided Missile Destroyer), DDGN (Guided Missile Destroyer, Nuclear-propulsion) <CommanderTony>	Cruiser = CG (Guided Missile Cruiser), CGN (Guided Missile Cruiser, Nuclear-propulsion) <CommanderTony>	Battleship = BB (Battleship) <SPARTAN-G024>	Sub is K? <CommanderTony>	Carrier = CV (Fleet Carrier), CVN (Fleet Carrier, Nuclear-propulsion) <SPARTAN-G024>	That it CT? <SPARTAN-G024>	CommanderTony: Thanks a bunch, you are a true lifesaver. <CommanderTony>	Submarine = SS (Attack Sub), SSN (Nuclear-powered Attack Sub), SSBN (Nuclear-powered Ballistic Missile Sub), SSGN (Nuclear-powered Guided Missile Sub), <SPARTAN-G024>	Oh, I have one final request. <SPARTAN-G024>	You know the Infobox you use for your UNSC, may I use it? <CommanderTony>	Minesweeper = MCM (Mine Countermeasure Ship) <CommanderTony>	Joshie, sure. <SPARTAN-G024>	Again, thanks CT. I owe ya. ;)

CT has Glowing Balls!
<Frunner>	CommanderTony: how do you get your account logged in 24/7 ?

<Frunner>	or do you just go to sleep with the computer on your lap, switched on.....

<Frunner>	GIVING OUT HARMFUL RADIATION TO YOUR BALLZ

<SPARTAN-G024>	xD

<CommanderTony>	I don't sleep.

<CommanderTony>	I'm a Cylon.

<Frunner>	blarg <Frunner>	oh....thought you meant Vampire :p

<SPARTAN-G024>	CommanderTony: You need help .:P

<CommanderTony>	No, I meant Cylon.

Unit Angry!
<Unit8311>	FUCK

<Unit8311>	CAN IMAGESHACK LOAD ANY FUCKING SLOWER

<SPARTAN-G024>	Yes.

<Unit8311>	RAAAARGH

<SPARTAN-G024>	It can, and WILL!

<Unit8311>	WHAT DA FUCK DO YOU MEAN NO FILE WAS UPLOADED

<Unit8311>	GRAAAGH

<Unit8311>	UNIT ANGRY

<Unit8311>	UNIT SMASH

<Brandon_Rhea>	Dude

<SPARTAN-G024>	UNIT GREEN?

<Brandon_Rhea>	Seriously

<Unit8311>	Sorry.

<Unit8311>	Stress of modern life.

<Unit8311>	Can expose the cracks a bit.

<Unit8311>	:P

Epic fail fails epiccally.
<Dinokan>	O_O

Intercourse is now known as Skwisgaar <Dinokan>	XD <Dinokan>	that's a US town name, btw <Dinokan>	forgot which state

<Nicmavr>	It depends om what type of intercourse it is. O_o

<Skwisgaar>	Machine, of course <Dinokan>	O_o <Dinokan>	http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/fail-owned-lighter-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375 *Gasp* <Skwisgaar>	/msg dinokan Nic's an op, I can't say sexual, of course <MidnightRambler>	XD <MidnightRambler>	FAIL <MidnightRambler>	EPIC EPIC FAIL!

Look A!
<Brandon_Rhea>	Look up in the sky. <Brandon_Rhea>	It's a bird! <Brandon_Rhea>	It's a plane! <Brandon_Rhea>	No! <Brandon_Rhea>	It's
 * <--	Brandon_Rhea has left freenode ("SUPERMAN!")

First Date

 * MidnightRambler hugs a Brandon.

<Brandon_Rhea> Sorry, been working on another policy rewrite.

<MidnightRambler> Just don't hug me back then!

<Solus|Cheese> You have a policy rewrite fetish or something? :p

<MidnightRambler> XD

<Brandon_Rhea> Yes


 * MidnightRambler hugs Brandon_Rhea. :D

<Solus|Cheese> I KNEW IT


 * MidnightRambler eats the cheese.

<Brandon_Rhea> I'm rewriting the image policy right now. When I'm done, I'm going to cook a romantic dinner and then we'll take a moonlit horseback ride along the beach, sipping champagne until we can sip no more. After that, I'll take it home and....well, we'll see what happens then.

<MidnightRambler> Yay!

<MidnightRambler> Me and Brandon's first date. :P

<Brandon_Rhea> o_O

<MidnightRambler> Least, I think so. :|

<MidnightRambler> XD

<Brandon_Rhea> I was talking about going out with the policy.

<Brandon_Rhea> Not you.

<MidnightRambler> XD

<Brandon_Rhea> Please, I have standards.

<Brandon_Rhea> :P

<MidnightRambler> :O

<MidnightRambler> :(

<Solus|Cheese> :O

<Brandon_Rhea> :)


 * MidnightRambler stabs Brandon_Rhea with a sharp knife.

<Solus|Cheese> YAY

<Brandon_Rhea> Unless that knife is made from Kryptonite, you just wasted a lot of time.

<Solus|Cheese> Say it were kryptonite knife.

<Brandon_Rhea> XD

<Solus|Cheese> GAH.

<Solus|Cheese> He beats me to it. ;-;

<MidnightRambler> It was a kyrptonite knife.

<Solus|Cheese> YAY


 * MidnightRambler stabs Brandon_Rhea with a kyrptonite knife.

<Solus|Cheese> ...wait...

<Brandon_Rhea> Too late.

<Solus|Cheese> kyrptonite?

<MidnightRambler> BAH!

<Brandon_Rhea> No ex-post-facto stabbings.

<Solus|Cheese> ^-^

<MidnightRambler> Shush Solus!

<Solus|Cheese> :O

<Solus|Cheese> ;-;


 * MidnightRambler is gonna quote some of this.

Critical Hit!
[14:33]	* Chakravartin	rapes JWR|Privateer with a rake.

[14:33]	<Chakravartin>	See.

[14:33]	<Chakravartin>	I stole your line.

[14:33]	<Chakravartin>	And YES!

[14:33]	<Chakravartin>	I finally did it, Web!

[14:34]	<JWR|Privateer>	Josh used anal-rake-rape.

[14:34]	<JWR|Privateer>	But it failed!

[14:34]	* JWR|Privateer	uses fury swipes!

[14:34]	<JWR|Privateer>	It hit 3 time(s)!

[14:34]	* Chakravartin	dodges.

[14:34]	<Chakravartin>	NO.

[14:34]	<JWR|Privateer>	It's super effective!

[14:34]	* Blade-bane	uses Furry swipes!

[14:34]	<JWR|Privateer>	Critical hit!

[14:35]	<Blade-bane>	It's fucking creepy!

[14:35]	* Chakravartin	uses HP Potion.

[14:35]	<JWR|Privateer>	Chakravartin has fainted!

[14:35]	<JWR|Privateer>	Josh whited out!