Forum:If you were a Grunt...

If you were a Grunt, what would you do? Halofan 13:20, 5 May 2007 (UTC)


 * Run away screaming (thats what they always do)

Run in a corner and cry and scream. 4 ever ·  · Chief frank 001 ·  ·  The spartan  19:38, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

I'd try and stop Master Chief from getting the Grunt Birthday Party Skull. Or I'd suck on a plasma grenade. IZak10 05:38, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

I'd lead a rebellion to overthrow the Elite oppressors and declare us free men people. *calls out in squeaky voice* "Arise, my brothers! Cast down the Elites!" -- Dragonc laws ( talk ) 23:37, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

I'd commit suicide. ... What? Cheers, John010117[Covenant of Halopedia] 02:10, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

I'd kill myself if I am born like oneΜΆŜΤΈŖČΗέÏΣΡΈΤΤΥОΓΓïČëŗ 04:58, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

???!!!!Be confused????!!!! WR A IT H  COMM   CONTRIBS  16:18, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

Wouldn't do much at all, besides for scream before the incoming headshot.

I try to be the first strong grunt!HaloDude 17:19, 27 May 2007 (UTC) i'd break dance TeamHazard 4:26 pm 27, May 2007

I'd have a Grunt birthday party!!!!!HaloDude 09:50, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

Try to kill a hunter, and proclaim myself the king of the Covenant. CommanderTony

i would kill myself and in grunt hevan i would yell stupid!!!!!!Rob112 13:56, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

put on pants and piss myself. >TeamHazard yer i agreeRob112 20:23, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

I'd learn how to use the over charge on my plasma pistol :P Ryan926 04:18, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

I'd never join the Covenant Army. -- Blemo (Talk) (Contributions) 05:08, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

I'd take over a Covenant cruiser, then piss myself.. Freelancer


 * I would either (A) Sneak away from the Elites and have my squad try to join the humans, and then hobble-run when they open-fire on us,or (B) take the Methane tanks away from my dead brethren and throw a couple to create a big stink over near the humans, and then a throw a couple of them that I set up like molotov cocktails. Bah-BOOM!!!!    Echelon3 17:42, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

I would probobly ramble on and on about food nipples in hidden hallway on an PoA like shipSPARTAN 346 16:59, 6 July 2007 (UTC) Since I'm a smart person, I'd overthrow the Covenant and then throw a party with all the Grunts if I were a Grunt. Are any of you Grunt fans with me if that happened?--SWME 04:27, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

I'd create and sponsor a Grunt Olympics. CommanderTony 7/6/2007

I just don't think a Grunt can do such things, a grenade would finish off a pack of them!ΜΆŜΤΈŖČΗέÏΣΡΈΤΤΥОΓΓïČëŗ 11:57, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

i would become a pop singer and make millions with my singing voice

open a snack shop and sell grunt sponsored foods like grunteo's Sarge1211

trip because of my stubby legs and get killed -- Lordofmonsterisland  "Roar to me"  23:54, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

I'd probabley get shot. Poor me :( -- UNSCOH   COL.   "Running   Riot"   Ryan    BAM  22:30, 2 July 2007 (UTC) 00:06, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

I would.....smile. Freelancer 19:34, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

I'm a grunt?!! OMG,OMG,OMG!!! Oh... I'm not? Way to get me all excited. *sniffing, crying* Fork  TALK • MESSAGE

I'd run around eating crackers. Saltines 20:53, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

If I was a grunt... I'd hate it... being a slave?! That sucks. AJ 20:59, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

Grab a gun and show the "Bruties" whose boss! :) -- The State(Our Decrees and Law)(The State Alchemists we've enlisted) 00:54, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

Work for an elite, who would tell me to send a message to Tarturus, who I would assassinate with my grunty strength as soon as his back was turned, grab a fuel rod cannon, blow the prophet of truth to smitherines, and declare myself leader of the covenant. I would then call the humans allies, and kill all those evil brutes. -Charles II 01:19, 19 September 2007 (UTC)


 * Go to an English tutor. Or get myself better armour. [[Image:BR55HB SR Battle Rifle.jpg|26px]] Emo s [[Image:Legendary.jpg|20px]] 08:25, 22 September 2007 (UTC)

I would cower in a corner talking about how much I hate Oxygen.Trooper117 17:09, 21 October 2007 (UTC)


 * "Stupid, worthless gas!" --Dragonc laws (talk ) 00:42, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

I would be the grunt that gives the grunts orders from a ship so I would not die *Gruntlover87

Well, obey everything the Elites say. I'll join the Elites in the civil war. --Karzhani 12:54, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

i'd do the robot until the master chief came.. then we would both do the robot --Goldenangels 10:21 9 july 2008 (UTC) I'd kill myself, and if I can't I'd run straght toward the master chief with one of us holding a plasma grenade. For the great journey!!!BOOOOM!Greatleader 02:41, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

I'd run away all the time.--KirbyFan (talk|contributions)

see how many plasma grenades i could eat in 10 seconds --Kiwl 20:30, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

Point & laugh at anyone in the holding area. --