User:Lt. Church/IRC Quotes

Quotes From IRC
Here are a collection of lols.

Quote 1
An interesting conversation I had with WallyBot.

 He called my sister a bitch xD

 Then I informed him she had red har

 And then he backed off xD

 ;)

 The bitch never happened. 9_9

 :P

 LtChurch: Whatever you do, don't show her my pic. She might shoot herself with my sexiness. :P

 lol

 Of course it didn't, I have no idea what you're talking about <.<

 Hehe.

 And *don't* let her shoot herself. :P

 Sod WallyBot, she's obsessed with the Jonas Bros. atm, she's already chosed who she's going to marry.

 chosen*

 O_O

 Jonas Brothers? Wow. She must have something wrong with her.

 No, she's just the typical 13 year old :P

<WallyBot> 13?!

<LtChurch> 14*

<WallyBot> FUCK

<WallyBot> I thought she was like 18!

<LtChurch> Oh yeah, she's 14, forgot to tell you that

<LtChurch> so sod!

<WallyBot> SHIT

<WallyBot> I thought she was like 18!

<WallyBot> You made me feel disgusting, Lt. >:(

<LtChurch> That's the idea :D

<WallyBot> O_O


 * WallyBot needs a shower.

<WallyBot> Be back in a sec.

<LtChurch> Don't mess with meh family >:D

<LtChurch> Or you'll end up feeling all disgusting :P


 * Lovemuffin|afk has quit (Read error: 113 (No route to host))

<WallyBot> I do feel all disgusting...


 * WallyBot thought she was some beautiful 18 year old, not a *13* year old...

<ONIrecon111> lol

<ONIrecon111> YES! i finished TFU on Sith warrior difficulty!!

<LtChurch> Well, she's 14. She's almost there :P

<WallyBot> O_O

<WallyBot> OMFG.

<WallyBot> LT, JUST STOP TALKING :P

<LtChurch> Oh hey, I'm 16 and have red hair, so if you want, we could... you know ;)

<ONIrecon111> xD

<WallyBot> SHUT THE HELL UP NOW

<LtChurch> xDDDDD

<WallyBot> BEFORE I HURL.

Quote 2
Me? Contacted by MendicantBias?

MendicantBias> PRIVATE CHANNEL OPEN

<LtChurch> ORLY NAO?

<MendicantBias> MATERIAL GOLD UNKNOWN

<MendicantBias> MEDDLER INTERFERENCE DETECTED

<LtChurch> What do you mean unknown? It's shiney.

<MendicantBias> TERMINATE ALL LIFEFORMS

<MendicantBias> THE PARASITE

<LtChurch> Ok then

<LtChurch> I just devoured an apple, how's it goin down your end?

<MendicantBias> I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN

<MendicantBias> 147 000 SHIPS DESTROYED

<LtChurch> Woah, pwned.

<MendicantBias> SURVIVORS BADLY DAMAGED

<LtChurch> Nice grammar

<MendicantBias> RETREAT, NOW

<LtChurch> Survivors Badly 'Damaged'

<MendicantBias> 3RD, 4TH, 5TH, 7TH and 39TH FLEETS DESTROYED

<MendicantBias> 31 SHIPS REMAIN

<LtChurch> Ok then. Why dont you make like a good little AI and betray us all?

<MendicantBias> ARRAY RESTARTED

<MendicantBias> REMAINING FORCES. RETREAT TO THE ARK

<LtChurch> NEVA!

<MendicantBias> BRING THE RECLAIMER KNOWN AS LT CHURCH WITH YOU

<LtChurch> NOES!

<LtChurch> YOU"LL NEVA TAKE ME ALIVE!

<MendicantBias> IT IS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY

<MendicantBias> WE MUST TAKE AT LEAST TWO OF EACH SPECIES

<LtChurch> I dont need safety, I haz me striking good looks

<MendicantBias> YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE THE FIRING OF THE ARRAY

<LtChurch> Ya I will, I has a bubble shield :D

<MendicantBias> ALL FORCES CONVERGE ON PLANET EARTH

<MendicantBias> TAKE LT CHURCH ALIVE

<LtChurch> Muhuhahaha


 * LtChurch activates bubble shield

<LtChurch> Come get meh!

<MendicantBias> SO BE IT

<MendicantBias> DESTROY EARTH DISPOSE OF THE MEDDLERS

<LtChurch> YA DESTROY EARTH!... wait, what?

<MendicantBias> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

<MendicantBias> THE GRAVEMIND

<MendicantBias> NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

<LtChurch> No so l33t now, are ya? You rampant little bastard.

<MendicantBias> i aM a mOnumEnT tO aLL yoUr sIns

<MendicantBias> wE WiLl ConSumE You aLl

<LtChurch> kthnxbai